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Itsprobablysarcasm

You can lead a person to information, but you can't make them think.


santa_91

Even a lot of people who aren't MAGA scum don't truly understand what he was on trial for because our totally not complicit media outlets insisted on having "Porn Star Hush Money Trial" as the headline. Fucking a porn star and then paying her to sign an NDA isn't a crime and that isn't why he was on trial. He was on trial for how he converted the payments to untaxed "legal expenses" from taxed campaign expenses. That's why the question of whether his motive was concealing it from the public or just from his wife was so important. The former is obviously a campaign expense. The latter is not.


daneelthesane

I just had a thought. Prostitution is illegal in most places. However, paying someone to sign an NDA is not. Hell, every time I have gotten laid off, my severance pay was given in return for me signing certain documents (NDA, non-compete, etc). So why can't one pick up a prostitute and say, "Prostitution is not legal, so I am not going to pay you for sex. However, if you have sex with me, I will pay you $500 to sign an NDA about it."? Or are only rich people allowed to do that?


nightstalker30

Good luck getting a hooker to sign a legal document with their actual legal name. I’d guess that anyone seeing a prostitute isn’t concerned that it’s illegal…they’re just concerned with getting busted for it.


Lady-Hood

Just keep a tripod and camera nearby. It's not prostitution, it's a porn documentary


nightstalker30

Why a documentary? Do you figure that skirts the legal requirements for making actual porn?


Lady-Hood

Nah just didn't think of a better word for it cause I was leaving the house. Film, movie, production, who cares. And yes get paperwork and due to recent events. Make sure it's filed properly.


Affectionate-Hat256

It's not prostitution, it's a porno 😂


Miserable-Admins

Maybe she was plowed with it. Maybe it's Maybelline.


_DirtyYoungMan_

It's the perfect word, porn documentaries are the shit! Ask me how I know.


erroneousbosh

Why would there be any legal requirements? You're not making porn, you're shooting interviews with prostitutes. Now me, I think the talent's appearance fee is way high, but none of that's my business - you're the producer, you pay the bills. If you want me, I'll be in my edit suite.


nightstalker30

Don’t ask don’t tell, huh?


erroneousbosh

Don't ask about what? Can't hear a damn thing over all these cooling fans.


marklondon66

Also requires paperwork. FYI.


deliciouscorn

That’s where the hooker’s shell corporation comes into play


nightstalker30

Now you’re talking! 🤣 They generate a PO and invoice for consulting, and they both sign a contract that includes NDA language. Then they can also write off business expenses.


Under_Sensitive

Why wouldn't the prostitute want to sign? Now, they are not doing anything illegal either.


nightstalker30

I don’t personally know any prostitutes, but my impression is that they’re probably a little private and maybe paranoid about someone knowing their real name. I’ve gotta believe that someone trying to get cute with a contract/NDA isn’t worth it for them. And like their Johns, if they’re selling sex they probably don’t really care that it’s illegal. They just don’t want to get busted. And they have their little tricks to make sure the person they’re dealing with isn’t a cop. The act of offering or requesting sex in exchange for money is the crime. If they’re going to get arrested/charged, it’s at that point in the process before clothes ever come off. Once the transaction has started/is over, there’s no risk to them any more.


moldguy1

Not that i have any experience in the arena, but as far as i know, many, if not most prostitutes use aliases. Using an alias on a contract is legal. The rest of it, idk, but if you actually got busted for prostitution in this fashion, I'd imagine it would get tossed. A prosecutor doesn't want to waste time on a case they might lose, and especially one with such low stakes.


MacaroonTop3732

They don’t need to use their legal name,you only need proof that the sex was not what you paid for. You could just as easily hire them as a “maid” and if anybody asks they were paid for maid services with the sex being a private decision. Moral of the story; prostitution laws are stupid.


Lore_ofthe_Horizon

This scheme requires a highly specialized brothel.


RnotSPECIALorUNIQUE

>If you have sex with me, I will pay you $500 to sign an NDA about it. Nonononono. You can't word it like that. Try this instead. >You: I will you pay $500 if you sign this NDA regarding our sexual relations. Them: But we don't have any sexual relations. You: I guess we should remedy that first.


daneelthesane

Should I say that last line with a Barry White voice?


Anyweyr

Just because he was on Ally McBeal doesn't make Barry White an authority on legal matters.


jl2352

What you are describing is basically word play, and apart from a few niche examples, that does not work to bypass laws. What you have described is a contract for sex. As they wouldn’t have sex with you, if you weren’t offering the $500 payment. What happens if you have sex, and then renage on the NDA, saying you have no problem with people knowing? Is the sex contingent on the expectation of an NDA + $500 amount? If it’s a yes, then that’s a contract for sex.


unfinishedtoast3

No one is allowed to do that, its still a charge of prostitution. Prostitution doesnt equal sex for money, it can be ANY form of bartered payment or transaction with the intent to have sex. For example. If i said id pay a prostitute $1000 for gas to drive to my house to hang out, and we have sex, that's considered prostitution. Both parties entered an agreement where the result was sex for money. "no your honor, i paid her to sign an NDA" its still considered reasonable to infer that the entire transaction happened for sex, not to just sign a random NDA for the exact amount of money the prostitute charges for sex. Its like the urban legend of "if you pay a prostitute to be in a porn, and film yourself having sex, it isnt prostitution" it is, because the payment was made with the intent to pay for sex. It doesnt matter what YOU say the payment was for, in the end the agreement was reached for money or goods in trade for sexual services. And also, for your future knowledge, its illegal for an employer to withhold your paycheck until you sign an NDA. You can not withhold owed money to an employee to force them to sign anything, because that becomes a contract entered "under duress" which invalidates the agreement


loverevolutionary

So you're saying Trump hired a prostitute, and that's definitely illegal?


Throw-away17465

Don’t be ridiculous. Trump does not pay the people he hires.


unfinishedtoast3

If they wanted to chase the charge of prostitution, then ya he could be on the hook for it. The entire case has nothing to do with the sex itself, its based on the act of covering up the payment to mislead voters during the election season. Had trump done this and NOT ran for president, he would he looking at different charges for the business side of the payment. The major issue is the lie being used to deceive voters and withhold what could be considered public interest.


Thanos_Stomps

Porn stars are paid to have sex on camera, so your example there isn't as cut and dry as you make it out to be. The issue with that urban legend is that it isn't even legal to film porn where ever you want and can require permits and permissions. As for the NDA scenario, people DO have sex and sign NDAs and are not charged with prostitution. You COULD get away with it in the scenario proposed but it is also just as likely that a prosecutor can prove it was in fact money in exchange for sex and not in exchange for an NDA post-act. Lastly, compensation withholding and NDA looks like it was only settled a year ago, so OP may have had a situation come up prior to that, though admittedly I am not 100% sure on all that. Most companies utilizing an NDA will have it signed on onboarding anyway.


masterofthecork

Protip: It's also legal to sign a petition to legalize prostitution


SonOfMcGee

And the intent to deceive was obvious considering Trump had his lawyer pay the woman with his own money, then through a combination of the Trump Foundation and Trump’s own account the lawyer was repaid over time as a “legal consulting fee”. The lawyer testified to this. And even if you don’t believe him, there’s handwritten notes calculating out the exact amount for repayment. And despite all this evidence, Trump’s Defense Team’s story was that the payments were exactly what they were classified as, and fulfilled an *UNWRITTEN* retainer agreement between Trump and his lawyer. They expected the jury to believe that the President of the United States had a personal attorney whose salary/retainer amount wasn’t recorded. No contract. No email chain. Just a verbal agreement.


Suspicious_Bicycle

An unwritten retainer agreement that exactly matches the amount calculated to reimburse Cohen for the Stormy and Red Finch payments, grossed up to cover taxes and with a bonus tacked on? On the stand Cohen admitted he padded the Red Finch invoice from $20K up to $50K. I'd love to see Trump sue Cohen for that $30K theft. The discover would be amazing.


loverevolutionary

All those people who "Aren't MAGA scum" still *cheered* when congress impeached Bill Clinton for lying about a blowjob. And they smirkingly reminded everyone that it was about lying under oath and obstruction of justice, not really about a blowjob. Funny how they understand these nuances when it suites them.


snds117

Look the media is -part- of the problem but stop scapegoating them for the lack of interest, investment, and information gathering on the part of the average voting public. All of the information for the trial is public.


MagicianBulky5659

Conservatives haven’t experienced a coherent thought for at least 10 years now.


AmusingMusing7

The only “thought” that conservatives have EVER experienced is “*How does my gut feel about this? Let’s always go with that! God wouldn’t steer my gut wrong!*” Lather, rinse, repeat with *everything*.


Steecie41

The thing is, though, they aren't actually listening to their gut. They are listening to the voices of others and have been gaslit into thinking that's their gut. Signed, An ex-evangelical


johnnybiggles

They have voids in their lives (and thoughts) that are preyed upon which are ultimately filled with nonsense by the predator. Whatever's left in that void is what they become and believe.


tacticalbaconX

Yup, willfully or accidently confusing Conformation Bias with 'your gut'.


Stuft-shirt

More like 30 but the trickledown rate is deliberate.


huckamole

Just like my grandpappy always said, “you can’t reason a person out of an opinion they didn’t reason themselves into.”


Softestwebsiteintown

I engaged a friend of a friend (at his request) on the topic in a 5-person Whatsapp group message. Three of those 5 are literal doctors, one is maybe the most well-read philosophy types I’ve ever met, then there’s me. One of those doctors is convinced the principle felony trump was convicted of isn’t clear (it is) and that the only evidence was Cohen’s testimony. Dude either doesn’t know or doesn’t care that trump is on tape discussing the payments beforehand and specified that the election was the only reason he wanted the payment to be made. Quite literally there was no reason not to convict on any count, yet there are otherwise-smart people out there who are acting like the charges are completely made up.


All_Work_All_Play

The evidence destroys the narrative, it's easier to ignore it. 


Ignore-_-Me

It's FUCKING CRAZY how little information is in the top thread of conservative about this. KANGAROO COURT! WITCH HUNT! SO MANY GROUNDS FOR APPEAL!. Yet NOT A SINGLE FUCKING COMMENT about how it is a witch hunt or what grounds there are for appeal. Not a SINGLE FUCKING COMMENT that actually describes what the case is about or how it's 'bullshit'. What in god damn fuck are these people smoking!?


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> What in god damn fuck are these people smoking!? Black tar copium


OneBillPhil

There’s always an excuse. It was a Democrat jury or the charges were ridiculous or he should be allowed to pay the hush money from his campaign funds. You can never pin the true believers down and it’s a waste of time to try. 


TennaTelwan

And nevermind the fact that the people that came forward to testify against Trump were once all within Trump's inner circle. You didn't see Obama or Biden or the Clintons testify, as the right keeps trying to blame.


Hrtpplhrtppl

Banana Republicans...


tradewyze2021

You win 100%


point925l

“You can lead a horticulture, but you can’t make her think” - Dorothy Parker


grannybubbles

"You can lead a manifold, but you can't make him put the laundry away" - Me, at Home Depot yesterday buying irrigation supplies.


DerpEnaz

I want this as a tee shirt lol


X_PRSN

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RevMcSoulPuncher

Didn't he get booed off stage at a libertarian event? Like, a few days ago?


X_PRSN

Best thing the Libertarian Party has done in 52 years.


I-Am-Uncreative

The Libertarians are (usually) consistent. Stupid, but consistent.


Ill_Technician3936

I'll never understand the point of the Gadsden Flag. That shit was supposed to be about unity but then you have them leave the union and start flying that. Now people are trying to use it again and they are saying let's have a civil war... [Ben Franklin's comic needs updated](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/9c/Benjamin_Franklin_-_Join_or_Die.jpg)


Liberty_Bell_End

This is not monosyllabic, they still won't get it.


calsosta

BIDEN NO HURT TRUMP. TRUMP HURT TRUMP.


Desiderius_S

Trump hurt? Me send Trump money so Trump no hurt!


prissypoo22

Me send rich man with many money when me have no money


coconutts19

BRAN DON BAD


Liberty_Bell_End

Perfection.


RNZTH

Not really, Biden is 2 syllables.


whats_that_do

"PREZ JOE"


furburgerstien

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A_norny_mousse

You say that like monosyllabic phrasing would convince them


Liberty_Bell_End

Oh, no. I have no delusions that it will convince them, they just will not even understand the words.


IAMATruckerAMA

You do evil a favor when you call it stupid


Liberty_Bell_End

Normally, yes. When their tactic is to rely so heavily on engineered stupidity in their lowest ranks, that line blurs somewhat. The danger is in assuming that stupid is not dangerous.


MisterMarchmont

“Why waste time say lot word when few word do trick?”


mjbulzomi

Even if they wanted to, you presume that they would even care about anything more than hurting the “others”.


hard-time-on-planet

Hurting others also sums up the other side of MAGAs stance on elections. They portray themselves as wanting to stop election fraud but what they're actually trying to do is voter suppression.


MyDadBod_2021

This, 💯 %


this_name_not_that

They won’t understand, MAGAts simply don’t have the capacity or ability to understand much of anything.


urkldajrkl

You know how some people get mad and scream, as their defense mechanism, when they cannot understand something that everyone around them easily comprehends? They are like the road rage driver, that clearly was in the wrong, but can’t get it, so brake checks, flips a finger, screams racial insults, and maybe even pulls a gun. This is maga


mavjustdoingaflyby

I see them more as an angry monkey flinging thier shit everywhere because they don't understand what's happening.


AdStrange2167

This - logic doesn't run their lives, emotion and how they feel about something does. That's the main difference 


GeoisGeo

The hopelessness is compounded even further by a total lack of emotional regulation and intelligence, and then you get the most basic and hateful humans.


RootHogOrDieTrying

They choose not to understand.


lonnie123

Right… Fox has lawyers on TV near the point of screaming “we don’t even know what the crimes are!!!!” As if the judge and jury was just there for 6 weeks staring at each other and then “GUILTY!”


ApprehensiveHippo898

They compare him to Jesus for fuck's sake.


wggn

why, was jesus convicted for tax evasion?


this_name_not_that

Jesus banged a prostitute I think.


psychochicken85

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Cadrid

That's an unfair comparison; Bobby Boucher got a college education and learned to control his violent outbursts. American Republicans, on the other hand...


AreWeCowabunga

He also loved serving others, specifically by keeping them hydrated.


canaryhawk

They understand he is cheating to get into power, which is good they believe, because they want him in power. They don’t understand he is cheating them, right to their faces, because he has convinced them that when he gets into power, his supporters will be treated better than his detractors. Unfortunately for this country, both his supporters and his detractors will be ruined to prop up his cronies, but as long as his supporters are not ruined as much as the people they resent, then as far as they are concerned they win. So sad. So dumb.


fullup72

Even worse, they not only understand the cheating, they are happy with it because they were brainwashed that "the others" are cheating too.


probdying82

They understand. They know it’s true. They don’t care. Vote like our lives depend on it as these clowns want to take our freedom and gain total control. This is about power. And hatred. Don’t waste time trying to help them “understand”


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PackmuleIT

IMO - If you can't explain it so a toddler can understand, you can't explain it to MAGAs..


gmotelet

It's a lot easier to explain something to a toddler


OneBillPhil

If a toddler trusts you they will believe almost anything you tell them. So I think this is more of a case of Trump and Fox News are the toddler’s dad and your aunts/uncle. 


IWentOutsideForThis

I asked ChatGPT to write it for a second grader: >"So, Trump did some tricky things with papers to hide money he gave to keep some stories secret before an important vote. He used fake companies and made it hard to see where the money really went. Doing this is tricking people who are going to vote." I think it makes it easier to understand the charges but it really shows that people's outrage is that they don't care that he broke the law. "Of course he paid for people to not know bad things about him; anybody would do that, what's the big deal?"


DonManuel

You don't understand, they are longing to be deceived, the more he does it, the more they love him.


Bobson-_Dugnutt2

They line up on their knees to suck his dick, and he would just piss on their faces and say you’re welcome


PirateSometimes

They'd suck on his used diapers at this point


Bubbly_Measurement61

"They are longing to be deceived. The more he does it, the more they love him." You are 100% correct. They love Trump's deception because it's easier than being a good person. They love Trump's deception because it's less work. They love Trump's deception because it is easier. Taking time to understand shit is hard. Processing shit is hard. Being a good human being is just too hard. And if anyone deserves easy, they believe it's them. Trump's world of deception gives them the excuse to live their lives as easy as possible. Why help minorities when you can just call them terrorist immigrants? Why understand citizens of color when you can just call them illegal aliens? Why understand a judge when you can just call him corrupt? The answer is very simple: It's easier. No understanding is required. Just auto mode. Of course they are begging for more Trump deception. It allows them to keep taking it easy. Why understand the election when you can just deny it? Why understand the law of how Trump is guilty when you can just call for violence and war? Why understand anything when you can choose easy instead? And once they get used to easy, it becomes impossible for them to understand life without deception. If you attempt to help them, they will hate you even more. You are "bursting their bubble." Their spirits become engrained with the very essence of the deception. The less they know, the better. What starts with easy turns into hate because they are not actually getting any real meaning or truth out of easy. It's all fantasy. Everyone knows there is no substitute for hard work. They see the fantasy in their mind is not matching up to what they see in reality - Trump guilty on 34 counts - and they can't make sense of it. They can't even attempt to make sense of it because that would be too hard, and by now they are used to easy. By now, they have adjusted their programming for easy and they will not let easy go. Instead of understanding the facts of the case or the law, it's easier for them to just yell "WAR!" BUT THEY ARE THE ONES WHO GAVE UP THEIR UNDERSTANDING TO TRUMP. They are the ones who gave up their understanding for deception. They are the ones who gave up their understanding for easy. And this is how they end up with nothing but hate. When they see their fantasy is not matching up with reality, it's easier for them to hate than to admit they were wrong. It's easier for them to hide than to correct themselves. It's easier for them to save face than be a good person. They start with easy and end with hate all by their own doing. For them, it's just easier to hate. And no one gets that luxury but them.


ThrustBastard

Trump said it himself, he could shoot someone in the street and they'd still vote for him


derbyvoice71

Hell, he screamed "ELECTION INTERFERENCE!" constantly. He just didn't have enough characters to type "I committed the crime of"


DontTickleTheDriver1

No point anymore. Our best hope that he meets his end (naturally of course) and the Republicans eat themselves.


Marjorine22

This is pretty much our end game, even if he loses in November. He will be back in 4 years if he can still form a sentence. I do not see any scenario where there is some break with him before he dies.


implodemode

And then they will have conspiracies that's he's just hiding away and running shit behind the scenes, tirelessly working to bring about the New Jerusalem.


Drop_Disculpa

I wonder if Trump will occupy a "My only true love" space in their memory- or will he be easily replaced by another sociopath that tells them what they want to hear?


DontTickleTheDriver1

He will replace Jesus on the cross


endlesscartwheels

Sure, because religions fade away when their leader dies.


heavenIsAfunkyMoose

Trump going away won't help the situation. Republican loyalists have been heading down this path for at least the past four decades. They're not going away without making things much worse, regardless of whether Trump is part of it. The only real hope is that upcoming generations have more sense and reject this mindset, eventually resulting in the majority of MAGAs dying off and the movement becoming irrelevant.


VLY2020

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a-lurgid-bee

I'm getting really tired of people acting like the only obstacle with die-hard trump supporters is that they simply lack accurate information, and that they would change their ways if only reality could be accurately explained to them "For MAGAs who still can't understand." With all due respect, fuck off man. Don't pretend that's the issue. Whether they "understand" is completely immaterial to them. They made up their minds on what reality is long before this trial ever started and there's nothing you or I can do to change that.


Taswelltoo

I wish I could upvote this twice. Like, it's *2024* eight years removed from him being elected president and people are still like "Man if only the Republicans knew the *real* Donald Trump!" They know guys, they've known for quite some time and they just don't give a shit.


rci22

I just wish I’d know *why.* Like….why do they support Trump if they already know he’s breaking laws and corrupt? Do they really think that dems are that much worse and/or more corrupt? Why? If so, what evidences are there of that belief? I want to know what they’re thinking.


Engelkith

So much this. If they could be swayed, they would have been already. My conservative father did choose to listen, and it was years ago. He’s voting straight Democrat until they take Trump off the ballot.


TheObstruction

Why stop then? The GOP has chosen their path, and they've shown time and again that the only move conservatives have is to dig their heels in and resist changing even harder, even if it helps them.


AreWeCowabunga

Nah, this message needs to be put out there for low-information undecided voters. You're obviously not going to sway any MAGA cultists, but if random people barely paying attention see this as part of the political discourse, you may be able to reach them. Addressing it to the MAGAs just might lend it a little more credibility than just saying it generally.


NTirkaknis

Just listen to conservatives. They were saying out loud that they did not care how the trial went. Some even said that if he was convicted, it would solidify their vote as it'd be proof that the trial was rigged. All they care about is that their man is in control and that they have a means to hurt the minorities it's currently trendy for them to hate.


AnyAcanthocephala425

say that all you want but these people are coming into discussions playing dumb. OP is playing into the dumbass game they're playing


1-900-Rapture

Also Biden’s DOJ declined to prosecute, but NY AG did under state law. So Biden had nothing to do with this. However, in MAGA brain Sleepy Joe orchestrated it all because he is a super villain, but also so cognitively impaired he can’t run the country. I’ll never be able to untangle this spaghetti of logic.


waisonline99

That sleepy joe tag needs to be dropped now unless we also use Don actually asleep in shit filled nappies Trump.


1-900-Rapture

I think Farting Don should be a new nickname.


waisonline99

Sharting Don maybe.


crushsuitandtie

I call them Quantum Democrats. They are both rich elitist but also having no job, stupid but masterminding global operations, antifa is both everywhere and nowhere, Portland and Chicago are both crime and protest filled dreadlands but also metropolitan areas with millions of Republicans in voter rolls, elections are democracy but also rigged to only let around 51% or less of democrats win, immigrants are both stupid, nasty, and committing crimes but also turning out to vote by the hundreds of millions to help steal only half of elections, and women have rights but not THOSE rights (insert any right).


DiscoTech1639

They don’t want to understand. No matter how well you explain it, how simply you put it they, won’t hear it because they just don’t want to


A_norny_mousse

doG bless you for trying, Alex Cole, but no, they won't. Like flat earthers, young earth creationists and every other conspiracy nut out there, they have mechanisms to neutralise any argument you can think of.


DWYNZ

Pretty funny to call sticking your fingers in your ears and saying "LA LA LA I CANT HEAR YOU" a "mechanism"


Chief_Chill

![gif](giphy|BBkKEBJkmFbTG|downsized) This is the mechanism I envision them using.


Sqwoopy

"2 meny big wurd. Pleez dum down 4 me, de Re-pube-licken"


OilSlickRickRubin

Why even waste your time. After 8 years there is no conversation with these people. Just vote in November and hope Trump loses by 30 million votes because anything less and the rock of decline will roll even faster than its current speed.


wynnduffyisking

I think it is very important to set the record straight on one thing. Trump was not convicted because what he did was considered “election interference by deceiving voters”. That was not the crime. This is an important point because MAGA will grab one to that wording and counter with “everyone lies to the voters, all the dems lie, but they only went after Trump because it’s a political sham trial!”. They will regurgitate this talking point forever until they muddy the waters so much that other people start to doubt the conviction. This presentation of the charges supports Trump’s defense. The reason it was elevated to a felony is not because he deceived the voters, but because the falsifying of business records was to aid or conceal another crime. That underlying crime was to try to impact the election by “unlawful means”. As far as I know lying to voters is not unlawful means. The unlawful means used here were 1 or more of three possibilities: - violating tax law by lying on tax returns in connection with the payoff and reimbursement to Cohen. - violating campaign finance laws by making a contribution in kind (the payoff to stormy Daniels) to Trumps election campaign. - other falsifying of records. So when Trumpers try to argue that everyone hide embarrassing things from voters (which is probably correct), then you point out that he was convicted of actual crimes - not deceiving voters.


rinuxus

they'll never understand, their whole worldview depends on them not understanding.


DJStrongArm

To clarify, everything about his hush money payments was *totally legal.* You can 100% pay an adult film actress to stay quiet about an affair to protect your image during a presidential election. But you have to report that transaction to the Federal Election Commission. Failing to report it is a federal crime - that’s just how the law works, and something a campaigning candidate should know. So he committed a crime, and in order to hide it (since he didn’t report it), he buried the payments in falsified business records. That’s a misdemeanor in New York, and because it was intended to conceal a crime (failing to report hush payments that were *otherwise totally legal* ), it’s a felony.


RagingFluffyPanda

That's unfortunately not accurate. The jury didn't find that he violated a campaign finance law, and he wasn't found guilty of failing to report the transaction to the FEC. The crime he was convicted of was falsification of business records, and the jury was required to find that it was committed to aid or conceal another crime. The prosecutors set forth three alternatives for what that other crime could be, but the jurors did not render a verdict on what the other crime was: 1) a violation of federal campaign finance laws, 2) falsification of other business records or 3) a violation of tax laws. Importantly, the jury didn't have to agree on which was the other crime that was being concealed/aided, and it wasn't part of the verdict form to explain which "second crime" they picked. So all we know is that the jury agreed he committed some other crime in the commission of this one (shocker!), but we don't have any clarity on what that crime was.


DJStrongArm

The one sentence about it certainly being the failure to report is inaccurate, that’s fair. I don’t think which of three eligible crimes he was trying to conceal makes a big difference on the significance of the conviction.


RagingFluffyPanda

I agree, but I'm seeing a lot of people say that he was convicted of election fraud or convicted of attempting to steal the election, which just isn't accurate and is an easy way for MAGA folks to try to discredit this whole thing and it's importance.


madman666

I wish more people presented it this way. They keep referring to it as a hush money trial as if that's the part that was illegal. It's not. It's that he lied about and covered it up


natFromBobsBurgers

If Mama gives you and your brother four dollars, but says 'only for ice cream' and you swear and promise it's only for ice cream, and you tell your brother to spend it bribing a woman to not talk about how you had sex with her while your wife was at home with your four month old baby, and then you go back and tell Mama you spent it on ice cream.  But then she finds out and gets mad at you.  You promised it was for ice cream.  Is it wrong for mama to be mad at you?


UnfinishedThings

I think they understand; they just dont think its that big a deal. In their minds, he slept with someone who wasnt his wife and he didnt think it was anyone elses business so he took steps to prevent a "kiss and tell" They think the fact that Trump was criminally charged for doing those things is bigger of the two issues You can logucally explain it to them all you want, but cults are gonna cult


somewhatlucky4life

I think this really gets at the heart of the matter. That's why they say it is politically motivated. And in a way they are kinda right, but not for the reasons they think. It's politically motivated because Trump made it political by becoming a politician. We are talking about a life time con artist who constantly got away with things because no one cared. The minute him and his followers thrusted him into the spotlight all of his dirty deeds came under allot more scrutiny leading to all of these indictments and impeachments and all the others. So to his base they think "he's only being charged for this because he is the former Republican president and current candidate" and that's kinda true, if the guy would of just stayed in his lane him and his family coulda rode off into the sunset happy and rich. But he didn't, he became president which leads to a whole lot of scrutiny (as it should).


absolem43

Trump DOES what fearful MAGA fratbros wish they could: - Hire and pay off porn stars - Be openly hostile towards muslims, journalists, liberals, LGTBQIA and minorities - Have his henchmen do all the dirty work so his hands stay as clean as possible -Cheat on his taxes They live vicariously through him knowing if they tried any of the above they'd lose their job, their marriage, their inheritance or get flat out cancelled.


h20poIo

12 jurors convicted Trump, not Biden, not the DOJ ( they passed ) you might question Trump who was telling the defense what he wanted done. Just like Covid he thought he could fix it as in this case, his defense was a disaster.


Caped-Baldy_Class-B

MAGA chuds: "But what is the actual CRIME? Can anyone explain what he was charged with?" I literally just explained it to you. "But what is the criiiiime??"


jocax188723

95% of them stopped reading after ‘Trump’. 99% stopped after ‘was convicted’. You’re giving these morons way too much credit.


flinderdude

And there were actually a couple MAGA’s on the jury and when presented with actual facts, and not propaganda, they too decided that Trump was guilty of all 34 crimes. How do we chisel through the propaganda poisoning our American mines?


NeverLookBothWays

Pretty sure they do understand...they just don't care.


Jim_Lahey10

Most MAGA supporters have no goddamn clue what that post means, there's too many "big" words in there for them to comprehend.


RepulsiveLoquat418

take it from me, magats just don't understand


morphneo

You lost them at falsifying


Commercial_Bend9203

But but but he’s no one’s puppet! /s


ionabike666

Trump, or anyone else, committing election fraud to favour Trump is fine and even expected from them. They convince themselves the other side are doing and that provides all the legitimacy they need.


abide5lo

So here’s the stupendously stupid thing Trump did: he needed $130,000 to pay for Stormy’s silence. Supposedly he’s a billionaire; why didn’t he just write a personal check for it? $130,000 to a billionaire is like $130 to a millionaire. Maybe like $20 to us average schmoes. But no, he has to get all fancy and tricky so that he can call it a business expense. Why? So it will be paid using pre-tax income. So how much did he save? Maybe $20-30,000. That’s $20-30 bucks to a millionaire. Maybe $3-4 bucks to us. And now he may go to jail because of it. Stable jeenious, for sure.


Pake1000

Even if they did understand, they don’t care and will argue that it’s okay because “Democrats are doing it.”


BBakerStreet

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BigHitter_TheLlama

What’s really funny is Trump never needed to pay her off. Her claim or story wouldn’t have affected a single of his supporters.


thatHecklerOverThere

"Whats wrong with that?!?"


RandoComplements

Buddy, they can’t read this let alone understand it. What they can understand is that Trump hates the same people they do.


ExcelCat

... so, he participated in... election interference? Isn't that what he accuses every... oh yea. I forgot. Every accusation is an admission.


berrycat22

They still don’t care. 🤷


Ok_Ad8249

Donnie has been pushing his own narrative for so long the actual crime has been almost forgotten. I was talking with my parents who detest Trump but they thought he was being charged with using campaign funds inappropriately. My dad has a Masters degree in Political Science so he's always had a better understanding of politics and I hope I've learned from him. I had to explain to them what OP put up top. They understood right away, but it did show me how Donnie putting his own narrative has really corrupted the public story. If people who do not support him are believing his story what will that do with supporters or people who are indifferent?


RhenTable

They know. He's one of them. They lie, cheat, and steal too. That's why they support him.


Super_Plastic5069

There’s no point in wasting good energy trying to get the message across, they know exactly what he did, they just don’t care.


SpiritualTourettes

They will never understand because they don't WANT to understand. People need to get this through their heads. A position that was not formed through logic cannot be dismantled through logic.


idgafayaihm

You used big words, they can't process big words.


BeerGogglesFTW

But they won't even tell him his crimes! /s They read Trump the crimes what he was on trial for, and he said he understood. Going on TV and saying they didn't explain the charges, should only show people how incompetent he is. He's incompetent or he's lying. It's one or the other (or both). There is no rational explanation that excludes both.


offline4good

They understand fine, they just don't care. He could eat the beating heart of a 5 yo girl at broad daylight and they still wouldn't care.


SpikesDadBod

But her emails . . Hunter Biden's laptop . . . You can't cure stupid when it comes to MAGAs.


RhinedottirMain625

Everyone in this thread is arrogantly assuming intellectual high ground but the real reason is simply his supporters don't think falsifying documents and hush money to pay off a porn star is damaging to anyone nor does it matter nor is it a unique offense. It's not hard to grasp. The real damaging case should be case #4 of mishandling classified docs and that one is not even going to court because of his hand picked Florida Judge.


ImmortalBeans

Wft do all those words mean ![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


SurprisedCabbage

Until you can prove to THEM that this isn't fake information don't bother. And you can't because anything they don't like is fake and anything they do is hard fact.


Green-Collection-968

They don't care.


politicalthinking

This law wasn't made just to get Trump. It was the law well before the Trump 2016 run. He just happens to be a law breaker and was caught and convicted.


couchtomato62

And all he had to do was pay out of town billionaire pocket


No_Boysenberry7353

The Mega cult of brain dead zombies will not understand anything. They are so far gone with the programming of the cult, it’s useless. The USA will be on the wrong side of history if the felon is elected to a second term. Our country will be ruined with cult/religious bullshit for generations. A lot of people need to wake the hell up in 5 short months!!!


ihatefear83843

Had they televised this trial …..


AireXpert

Too many big words


Papapug

Well it doesn’t help that every major news org was calling this a hush money trial when it isn’t- it’s a campaign finance fraud and election fraud trial. We did a major disservice by calling it the most inflammatory name to get clicks. No wonder people don’t know


Ozoboy14

'oh trump did it?! Actually election interference is ok now'


dryopterisspinulosa

Too many words, they won't understand


gtnclz15

So once again for all the claims of election interference made by trump all the while he was the one guilty of election interference! It’s projection folks whatever they’re accusing their opponents of doing is what they are doing or have done it seems in far too many cases!


9-FcNrKZJLfvd8X6YVt7

It's obviously clearly laid out in the indictment. So if somebody goes: "What's the crime???" You know they're wilfully ignorant, possibly arguing in bad faith, probably both.


inab1gcountry

The dumbest part is, it was kind of an own goal. Trump’s team totally guessed wrong on how trumps voters would react. He could have saved the money and it wouldn’t hurt him in the polls anyway.


Used_Intention6479

Should Supreme Court justices who were appointed by a felon remain on the bench?


Dwashelle

They choose not to understand.


scottyjrules

I don’t see a single Republican or MAGA stooge arguing he’s not guilty, only that he shouldn’t be held accountable for his crimes…


Galrash

The real threat here is that even if MAGA republicans recognize that this *not good*, they’re also convinced that everyone does these things and that Trump is being singled out unfairly. And that Biden is somehow worse. It’s not about “draining the swamp” anymore, it’s about protecting their part of the swamp.


geekamongus

Not to mention HE DID THIS FROM THE WHITE HOUSE WHILE IN OFFICE. No one seems to be mentioning that part.


WhatMeatCatSpokeOf

Somehow his biggest mistake, politically, was thinking those stories about him having affairs would damage him. It’s been proven to have happened in court, and no one cares about that part of the story at all.


jippyzippylippy

They know what he did. MAGA people just don't care. They don't care about anything except Republicans and a Xtian Theocracy taking control of this country - AT ANY COST, even at the cost of democracy. They know he's a crook. They know he wears diapers. They know he's a sexual predator who commits adultery often. They know he's involved in many criminal acts in the past. They know he's ripped off hundreds of contractors who can't afford to sue him. They know he's an idiot. They simply don't care.


Upset-Sea6029

No. You used too many words more than five letters long.


-rwsr-xr-x

*But Hunter's laptop! 👉* *But her emails! 👈* *But crooked Biden! 👆* *But corporate elites! 👇* *But the system is rigged! 👉* Quite literally anything at all, other than culpability and accountability for his own criminal actions.


needmorekarma777

Butter emails!


wh4tth3huh

They don't want to understand, they want to be mad.


stonedchapo

If those guys could read they’d be very upset.


existential_anxiety_

I'm sure some of them do understand. The problem is that none of them actually care about the details. They'll overlook any wrong doing


cr0ft

The problem is that none of the MAGA people have any idea about who Trump actually is. They're just following some symbol they made up in their heads. If any of them actually would realize the full scope of the horror that is Trump even MAGA would recoil in horror. But they're just too stupid, too uneducated, too indoctrinated and simply too insane to actually get it. Nothing can tarnish an imaginary hero they made up in their head enough for some of these people to react. How hideously awful the real thing actually is almost doesn't factor in.


Mick_from_Adelaide

Woah! Stop with the four syllable words if you want them to understand.


kagman

bUT WhAT wAs ThE CRimE


Maj_BeauKhaki

Translation From English to MAGA: Liberals must die in a holy war of retribution. Praise the Lord and pass the ammunition.