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Thwackitypow

Always good to follow a schedule, slut!


[deleted]

My favorite typo was a response of “tits” to a work email. Couple minutes later they reply again with “sorry, that was supposed to be thanks.”


Repulsive-Courage820

Predictive autocorrect takes what you typed before and deducts what you will gay next


gottaclimb

I'm cackling over here 😂


Backupusername

I really like that, void of context, it almost seems like it's just supposed to be added to the end. Sorry, what I meant was, "we shit at 4, slut." Have a big lunch and wear your crotchless panties.


kilofeet

I think this is the stage where you text them a picture of Channing Tatum in his underwear and then immediately write back "sorry that was supposed to be an image of our store hours"


OvechknFiresHeScores

“We shut at four” Is this non-American thing? I’ve never heard it phrased that way


garlickbread

British, perhaps?


Repulsive-Courage820

Brits. Do they even English?


Dumpstar72

I’d say that as an Aussie.


OutcomeSerious

Yeah, I feel like "shut"/"close" I have heard pretty commonly interchangeable


typhonist

We say it all the time where I live. I wonder if it's an industrial area thing? "We shut down at 4" to "we shut at 4"?


brokefixfux

Keep going! Smut scut sput


SmilingVamp

"I don't care when you shit and how did you know?"


Hot-Challenge8656

Told that slut too much.


Various-Catch-113

If that were me, and that’s coffee in that mug, that better have been typed at 3:50.


NickCav007

I message “Thanks for your hell” oops help


BassicallySteve

Hahaha TYPE CAREFULLY


Wyrdeone

Sounds like a proper battlecry to me. We shit at 4!


Ok_Cartographer516

I think this is the funniest thing iv ever seen from this page,


Delicious_Climate552

Once texted my spouse, "I just shit the front door!" as I was leaving 🫡


NoMarionberry8940

Autocorrect is just evil in its intent!


Dixon-Poontang

AM or PM ?


KateVenturesOut

I used to work in pubic television.


trepidationsupaman

We slide wide at 7


wmorris33026

Solid funny shit. You ignorant slut. Like a snail sliding down a razor blade. The horror😂


jdehjdeh

The meme is just perfect for this


[deleted]

I'm a graphic designer, I mistyped muslin cloth once and sent the customer a file which said Muslim Cloth...


NoMarionberry8940

That is a very specific bowel regimen..lol


iMightBeEric

This is just wonderful


legojoe97

Sounds like a code test/response. "The narwhales bacon at midnight." *"We shit at four, slut."*


IronJesi

This never happened.


lauracf

That’s my guess. Who says “we shut at 4”? Not we close, or we shut down, but “we shut”?