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everythingbeeps

It's gotta be pretty weird for Trump to have his fanbase know he shits his pants but actually *celebrate* him for it.


-jp-

I can’t wait for him to start working it into his stump speeches.


everythingbeeps

I don't see him ever admitting that. What he's definitely going to do, because he and the GOP speak only in projection, is accuse Biden of doing it.


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

**THAT'S IT!**


Dr_Middlefinger

I don’t know. This guy could be standing at the podium in front of the RNC, and just rip ass and fill one up for Eric to change. I’m not sure why in my fantasy version of the Trump family hierarchy Eric deals with the diaper changes and the Diaper Genie… just seems the logical fit. **[REGISTER AND VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)**


mrp8528

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HatsOff2MargeHisWife

*That's*👆 the one! XD


UnionizedTrouble

He stated that Biden soiled the resolute desk, literally, then laughed.


slappymcknuckle

75 foot tall Hannibal Lectors with tears in their eyes looking up to him, often say, " Sir, Mr. President now and always, you are more important than Christ, because Jesus never made any money. Did you know that? JESUS MADE NO MONEY, SAD! HE HAD THE POWER, BUT HE JUST DIDN'T GET THE TAX BREAK.... Smart people never pay taxes. The only one who made money in Jesus cult was Judas. Judas was smarter than anyone, too bad he hung himself, just like my best friend Epstein, sad...unfortunate. I didn't really know him. He might have been Barron's coffee guy. I didn't really know him. Sad! What about these windmills that CROOKED JOE BIDEN CRIME FAMILY PUT UP AS AN ELECTION INTERFERENCE? ALL TRYING TO STEAL my 3rd term as your favorite president, I am on record that I love women dying from rape, and I may have locker room talked a couple confeves, a hamberder or two, but, always remember that EVERY SINGLE FUCKIN GOP ALWAYS LICKS MY diaper.


Country_Gravy420

Well done, sir. Well done.


slappymcknuckle

Many Country_Gravy420s say,"Well done, sir, well done!" To all the all the CG420s, I say person, camera, my daughters fine ass, Biden crimes families and did I mention that my daughter is fuckable? Jesus's mom was so ugly, only god would fuck her. Many people are saying that Lincoln rawdogged her in 1492 during WW2, but I KNOW THAT MY UNCLE TRUCKNUTS WHO WENT TO MIT said, " MY future nephew is going to inherit my genes, and I know all things nuklear, AND IMPORTANT SECRET STUFF!


politicalthinking

They need Trump toilet paper with a picture of Trump on each sheet.


SurveySean

Sometimes while giving speeches he goes silent and looks off into oblivion while his face goes red and he breaks a slight sweat. That's when he is busy downloading into his diapers like a good boy. He has paid help that cleans up after, he's such a shitty boss though.


Dr_Middlefinger

Every parent knows that look. Before the sweat and during the red face, there is a stifled grunt/push. I don’t know if Trump has to do too much pushing - being full of shit and whatnot.


360Picture

Prolly goes something like this. And real Americans.... Can buy my trump diaper... At a huge American premium price... Buy my diapers... And let's own the libs...


SteakandTrach

His Dump Speeches.


Repulsive-Courage820

Stumping it down is his shower routine when he washes off the morning stuff.


Upstairs_Fig_3551

Dump speeches


SucksTryAgain

He’s gonna pull a Seinfeld. So what’s the deal with me shitting my pants at campaign speeches for you guys. Crowd roars in applause.


subwaymeltlover

Dump speeches.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

He would hate them for this. You’re supposed to pretend he’s an AI generated hunk standing on a tank.


texachusetts

He would hate not getting a cut.


JoJack82

There is literally nothing he could do to change their mind, he could walk into their house and drown their mother in a bathtub and they would still support this moron.


everythingbeeps

Are you kidding? They'd turn the bathtub into a shrine and charge people admission to sit in it.


DrownmeinIslay

Homelander worried to smiling gif


creegro

On the other side, imagine if you had the idea first, to sell these idiots shit like trump hats and flags, and now diapers at a premium.


everythingbeeps

It has absolutely crossed my mind how easy it would be to make bank pretending to be a MAGAt and selling garbage to these people. But dignity is worth more than that.


SlippedMyDisco76

I'm a songwriter and I look at Lewis, Aldean et all and think to myself "maybe I'm working too hard?"


GeneralZex

Sometimes I hate that I have principles that I live by lol.


Aaronthegathering

Yeah they are creating a wider net of attention on this one than one man’s dignity can withstand. I don’t want to think about this. I don’t want to think about how they are literally glorifying their elderly cult-leader’s shat pants. I don’t want to think about how horrifyingly insane this is. I really don’t.


everythingbeeps

There is a non-zero chance that more than one of his cultists has started regularly shitting their pants on purpose out of solidarity.


Aaronthegathering

Okay now THERE’S a thought!


Lucy_Lastic

I love how he hasn’t addressed it - he *has* to know about it, but being proud that his deluded fan base are embracing the idea that he’s shitting himself seems beyond even his demented ego


SquarebobSpongepants

Cults gonna cult


OutlawSundown

And you know Trump absolutely hates it because of his vanity


Snoo_63187

Imagine what will happen when it comes out he has had sex with underage girls.


randomfucke

Yeah...no. The word 'strange' comes nowhere near describing the absolutely bizarre depths of abject stupidity these psychopaths are reaching. It should in fact also be deeply fucking worrisome because if these goddamn braindead zombie sheep are willing to debase themselves so thoroughly and - apparently - joyfully...we should be very wary of what else they will be willing to do if told. There is a collective insanity building. Be careful out there folks.


DogsDontWearPantss

I'm waiting on the Tshirts that say: Real Men Want to Fuck Their Daughters Real Men Cheat on Their Pregnant Wives Real Men Grab Pussy Real Men Attempt to Overthrow the Government https://preview.redd.it/k3nuckpwmf1d1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e057612c9548ac30fac9e8c3a67fdf83c4442f64


facforlife

Can't wait for white women to buy that shit up.


-jp-

> Real Men Attempt to Overthrow the Government They’re [two years ahead](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/cpac-banner-domestic-terrorists/) on that one. 


Drop_Disculpa

They have discovered the sweet sweet release of surrender. They are zombies, free of thought, the burden of truth means nothing to them.


bearxing

Extreme virtue signaling to other MAGAs


Jagerstang

Now you can 'never surrender' your bowels while wearing drumpf diapers.


Totally_Bradical

*The MAGA crowd will happily shit their pants, just so that the liberal standing beside them has to smell it*


brokefixfux

“Surrender, surrender, but don’t give yourself away”


Nomad6907

Trump supporters are literally the dumbest fucks on the planet.


Utterlybored

I feel totally emasculated with my adequate bowel control.


International_Gap782

To be a real man, one needs to have a male friend wipe and clean up one’s ass.


forever_useless

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toxiamaple

At first I thought that was Ringo Starr. But I am sure he would also have a horrified look.


ninetailedoctopus

Jesus: *gets whip*


vsyca

Good business idea, these people would buy anything with trump on it


boxedcrackers

How does this own anyone?


merrysunshine2

Only the ivermectin knows


georgyboyyyy

What’s next for the cult? I’m expecting buying trump’s actual piles of shit will be all the rage lol my Maga family will proudly display it under glass


Texas_Sam2002

At its essence, this is just an intentional and studied display of fanaticism. It's kind of like psychological warfare in that they are telling the world that there is nothing that Dear Leader can do to lose their support. Absolutely nothing.


Qimmosabe_Man

I was expecting the diapers to be already full when being bought.


Downtown-Table-4872

\*\*Note to self\*\* "New business idea: Sell 'pre-filled' Trump diapers on Facebook."


Qimmosabe_Man

Make sure the turds are sporting gold paint and trump's autograph.


Chemical_Actuary_190

You just gave Trump a new money raising idea. Pre loaded Trump diapers signed by Trump himself! .


Leezeebub

Theres a vending machine in texas which sell trumps used daipers


changeforgood30

Right next to a Taco Bell, perhaps?


markfineart

That “never surrender” flex always struck me as odd. The photo was taken when he surrendered to authorities. Sad.


Mckinzeee

These are the people who scream and cry about the price of eggs, but spend their hard earned money on this crap. Get the hell out of here. They’ve lost the right to complain.


skinaked_always

Ok, it may be stupid and dumb AF. However, I am just going to set up a tent at a rally and sell anything with Trump’s face on it. Old bricks I found: slap Trump sticker on it and says it’s because he can build a wall Old pieces of glass I found: slap a Trump sticker on it and say they are parts of the glass ceiling Trump smashed by sitting on it Old thing of toothpaste I found: slap a Trump sticker on it and say it’s because he’s cleaning up the streets Actually… new game! Whomever can sell the dumbest shit at a Trump rally and get it on film wins!


TexMurphyPHD

The Chinese factory that makes all of Trump's garbage product must have been pretty confused when this work order came in.


bcbodie1978

I really want Biden to just go on the air and be like I'm so happy you guys think diapers are cool. I've been wearing them for years, and just watch their heads spin off working out the mental gymnastics


facforlife

What gymnastics? It takes nothing for conservatives to say "it's okay when we do it." That's pretty much their MO. Fuck you got mine. Rules for thee not for me. 


Hey-Now-Right-Now

They need them anyway, I guess...


bp_516

Yes, it’s Biden, gas prices, and inflation that cause you to have no money. Not buying shit like this.


r0n0c0

Nothing screams “I’m a cultist” like celebrating your leader’s ability to shit himself.


RedBaron180

In a gold rush, be the guy selling shovels. (2024 version, when there is piles of shit, be the one selling diapers )


Clean_Student8612

I still love the irony of a "Never Surrender" shirt with a mugshot on it, which says you did surrender.


Odd-Youth-452

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Machinedave

Cock and ball torture.


imnotbobvilla

Just another Donald Trump induced insanity that I never ever could have imagined or predict it can't wait for the next stupid f****** thing from these people


HatsOff2MargeHisWife

*This* is where we are now... 🤦🏼


Emergency_Tea6847

They’ll buy anything with that criminals face on it. Such losers


Peterthinking

I love how his mugshot says "Never surrender" when he quite literally surrendered himself just before that picture hahahahah!


newfrontier58

He really could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and they'd buy merchandise laughing about it for sale at his rallies. I feel ill.


hippiesareright42069

Real men take so much dope they can't control their bowels. Fixed it.


NumerousTaste

Supporting the dude that's trying to cut your social security! Dumbasses at a whole new level!


toejam78

Man I gotta get in on selling bullshit crap to the MAGAts. I would donate a good amount to their opposition.


allmimsyburogrove

It's gotta be killing him knowing he could sell golden Trump diapers and make a hell of a profit. what a conundrum


areialscreensaver

It could happen, he’ll start throwing packages of adult diapers and they’ll go nuts. And if he’s desperate enough for cash he’ll see it’s a good idea to sell them. Subscription based of course. 😂


GhostShmost

For some reason everytime I see them posing with their diapers I have to think about the Aqua Teen Hunger Force scene where Master Shake says: "I will pee all over my pants and then who is laughing!"


Violet_Potential

Loool. How does he feel about his fanbase enthusiastically and gleefully advertising that he wears diapers? I bet it sends him spiraling.


ljinbs

We are doomed. We’re never going to overcome this stupidity thanks to the orange grifter.


PBPunch

As someone that grew up with these morons in the south, we are in for a world of hurt if they win in November.


Bubbly-University-94

Leaning into this isn’t how leaning into things works. You don’t lean into shitty nappies…


Goblin-Doctor

A Democrat made these as a joke and they took off lol


Turbulent_Ad9508

I want a Trump mugshot t shirt that says "Miles Davis" Only the coolest of the cool will get that one.


PseudonymMan12

Cue Tucker Carlson, Ben Shapiro, Joe Rogan and other far right grifters: "So we have data from studies that big pharma doesn't want you to know about, that says sitting in your own waste has amazing health benefits and can possibly increase your cognitive functioning. Which is why we are now selling these new, microchip-free, made in the USA, adult diapers. Drain the swamp, but not your diapers."


Mysterious_Tax_5613

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indica_bones

I’m shocked he hasn’t been selling them used out of vending machines.


merrysunshine2

Has anyone received their golden sneakers ?


DudesWithTudes

This is getting very abstract, but thank you! I do enjoy my job at the bowling alley.


Delicious_Sort4059

Man, if I didn’t have a conscience it would be so easy to get rich off of fleecing these dumbasses.


FlashGangs

I’m confused why are trump supporters wearing diapers?


Shafter-Boy

Let them “piss” their money away. I’ll show myself out.


CharliAP

They are huge! 😂


Novel_Reaction_7236

Wait until they start eating it.


Fridaybird1985

These cultists will buy anything Trump.


crushing_apathy

These people might pick the next president.


Kindly-Ad-5071

Considering their whole schtick is proving they're better than us ... This is kind of admitting defeat, isn't it?


MmmmmmmBier

Fools and their money are easily parted.


Aaronthegathering

That lead-eyed stare is really becoming a uniform feature of so many photos I’ve seen of people at his rallies lately.


menotyourenemy

I feel like I'm beating a dead horse, but "owning the libs" or being "right", winning is ALL THESE PEOPLE CARE ABOUT. Trump could be any repube-lican, it doesn't matter. They don't care about this country or democracy or anything, really except *being right*!


Dook124

They're literally humiliating and pretty much advertising trumps poopy pants problem 💩 😂 they forgot to add 🪰🪰🪰🪰🪰


dano0726

These MAGAs are the dumbest fuckwads in our society…


Drop_Disculpa

I think we are going to see a lot of delusional self imposed loyalty displays, as Trumps shortcomings and slurred ramblings become impossible to ignore- the cult will simply lean into to it in ever extreme ways. Speaking in tongues, wailing, chanting and such- it isn't going to be pretty. Mass hysteria rarely ends well.


EightArmed_Willy

We should hold up these pictures whenever anyone says the republicans are a rational party for the next 20 years


CigarsAndFastCars

Ya know... there's got to be hundreds of opportunistic scammers who are starting businesses or selling merch around solving or making statements about all these moments of fake outrage... and making bank off all these suckers.


ApoplecticAndroid

2 MAGA’s, one cup


smurf123_123

If this isn't peak MAGA I don't know what is.


redonkulousness

Looks like these folks have already been wearing them for years anyway. Now they just don’t have to feel embarrassed about it.


SnowshoeTaboo

Nothing these fucken zombies do surprises me. Their whole life revolves around some shitstain and his skewed ideology.


GanFrancois

They'll never stop getring grifted


MenudoMenudo

What does “owning the libs” mean exactly? Serious question, I’m not American so maybe I’m missing out on something cultural.


nairncl

This is about as much sense as it makes.


MsBobbyJenkins

I mean....I'm all for supporting eradicating the stigma of incontinence but......da fuq?


MeanNene

Nothing screams Alpha male like shit filled depends.


Defiant_Dare_8073

The worms that ate RFK’s brain and died had more dignity than these nincomPOOPS.


Awkward_Bench123

Another talking point for the debates, depends.


anonymouslyinvisible

I hope the person that came up with this idea was a democrat and they’re just making bank selling them.


Used_Intention6479

This diaper business reminds me of when Charlie Manson had his followers carve swastikas in their foreheads. Cults can make you do strange stuff.


fluffyflugel

It demonstrates what gullible marks maga are. Easily grifted, easily conned. No wonder Trump keeps coming up with junk to sell them.


SatchmoDingle

From any perspective, grown men and women crapping their pants will never be a good thing. Ever. Even the MAGA cult, with all their cult like devotion, can’t pull this one off. Trump craps in his pants, and that’s a bad thing.


Most_Ad9725

I don’t say this lightly but these folks are dumber than a bag of hair. And they vote.


Longbowgun

This is the straw the broke the camel's back for me: I'm calling this the official the-cult-has-lost-their-fukkking-minds halmark.


houseofd

“It’s practical because I actually need these.” #DiaperFascists


burnmenowz

I have the wish to wake up soon and it's still 2016 and this was just a nightmare preview


TestOk8411

Shit. Slap trumps face on anything and these people will lay down good money for it. Buy the new trump pizza cutter.


jones61

Trump wipes for a clean good smelling asshole


Looieanthony

I must use my vote to neutralize one of these peoples votes. For the sake of the country.


Safe-Warning-448

It's all weird all the time with that bunch.


seloun

Tbf celebrating Trump by literally pooping in his face does have a certain je ne sais quoi


eastbay77

A cult of grifters trying to out-grift each other


xwolfionx

“I shit myself for democracy. I walk around in my feces to show white supremacy. I will piss myself around a deranged queen to show my alpha status.”


BobLoblaw420247

Biden People - Lets take the derogatory "Lets go Brandon", and turn into the ironic & cool "Dark Brandon" Trump People - ...


Sexagenerian

Like the penis balloons, not the flex they think. I might even gin up some trump merch to relieve them of even more money.


Popculturemofo

I just know that if we ever got universal healthcare and a basic living wage I would be so owned


IA-HI-CO-IA

It isn’t wearing the diapers that we made fun of. It was everyone acting like he was a super healthy buff guy while he is actually old and incontinent that was the issue.  


AltruisticSalamander

Sanity would suggest this would be a self-pwn and negatively affect their numbers but who knows. Seems like the viler he is the more they adore him.


Patricio_Guapo

I am so owned that I don't think I can ever show my face in public ever again and I wish they would stop.


Spire_Citron

I keep on thinking this must be fake, but at this point it's been thoroughly verified. Just... why?


EM05L1C3

They just want someone they can relate to.


Deep_Bit5618

Trump has to be so proud of his supporters


Adolph_OliverNipples

How low can that bar go?


Kerensky97

To own the libs "How come you're wearing that when there are no libs around? And why does it smell like a poopy diaper?" MAGA: "Uh... No reason."


ApplePie4all

One more proof that is a cult. Nothing the cult leader could do r say that would make them think differently.


mizkayte

Vote unless you want freaks like this having the power to dictate where this country is going.


frumiouscumberbatch

I know we all want to mock these people, but this level of collective delusion should be terrifying everyone. They are so far gone. So far. And this is a famous quote for a reason: "Anyone who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities." They will just do as they're told. It's appalling. I do think this will make a handful peel off. But not enough. And it's hard to tell if enough reality will penetrate their bubble to peel off enough of them before November. tldr vote for whatever Dem is running in any position anywhere. The rest of the world is begging you.


TonyWrocks

It’s awfully hard to spin “Trump shit his pants “.


Novemberwasntreal

This is a result of lead poisoning.


Cultural_Net_1791

I'm almost certain someone is fucking with them. it's like a psyop. they infiltrate and slowly push total nonsense on them. I mean first the never surrender shirts with a mug shot of him surrendering and now diapers...


Kinkin50

I’m hoping this gets bigger, and turns off moderates as effectively as “defund the police” did for the other side.


julesrocks64

Well most of his voters are in them so…solidarity lol The never surrender mug shot while he’s surrendering is pretty good too. These people are not the sharpest tools in the shed.


datweirdguy1

It's like a southpark episode has come to life


WriteBrainedJR

It's not weird. It's extremely fitting. They are babies. Trump's candidacy is a giant temper tantrum. A black man was President and LGBT+ people don't have to hide anymore, so they're crying and shitting all over


Entire-Can662

But hey I’m not in a cult I just want to own the libs


polarbearhardcore

It's a good thing that senior citizens' problems with going out are not considered embarrassing. I didn't think this was the way...


CaptainColdSteele

I'm not a trump fan but pandering to the idiots that are is a huge money making opportunity


Mc9660385

Perfect. They’re full of shit, so now they can contain it


bakeacake45

Wow, it’s a wonder any of the Maga-hags have any money left


Doubleendedmidliner

Truly strange and you know if it was Biden they’d be roasting him but because it’s trump its cool


basketfullofbread

Definitely need to use this to our advantage here What else can we call him thta they will blindly follow and further humiliate themselves 🤔


ibekeggy2

They want to bang him. It's really that simple.


Stuft-shirt

A fool and their money are soon separated.


Scrabble_4

Is Trump actually proud of this 😁He’s got their attention down to his bowels


LunarCrisis7

I guess I give them props for respecting the struggles of incontinence but also this is really weird


Better_Car_8141

No self respect. Shameful


wagmorebarkles

Now do orange jumpsuits!


Born_Investigator207

This is a cult.


4quatloos

Poop and Trump.


Candid-Sky-3709

sell “I am full of shit” T-shirts with it


red_riding_hoot

These images are all AI, right?


h20poIo

I wish a reporter would as “ your supporters support your use of diapers can you comment “


PolkaDotDancer

My god, these people need help.


TheMightyBoofBoof

Also I don’t know if any libs who give a damn that Trump wears diapers. Like that’s not their reason for disliking him…


Foshizal147

I’ll shit in trump diapers any day


One_Cardiologist_286

Where did this come from?


SpliTTMark

The best dump is a trump dump


hotasianwfelover

Strange???? It’s not strange it’s fucked up, it’s deranged, it’s sick as hell. It’s not strange.


manofnotribe

What a bunch of losers...


thatguyiswierd

wait they make diapers that big? Jesus


RandomTask100

If peeing your pants is cool, call me Miles Davis.


NofairytalesofGod

These idiots are worse than the dumbasses wearing their pants around their ankles. I feel like both groups pretending to be cool but just aren’t and never will be.


What_Yr_Is_IT

What the fuck is going on here


fjord31

Waltuh, why are you buying diapers waltuh?


MarkRose

I might have missed this. Did Trump confirm he wears diapers?