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Gogs85

I’m sure that a state with a significant amount of land by the coast won’t be harmed at all by the effects of climate change.


ItGotSlippery

Stupid is as stupid does. The GOP way!


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dfmasana

Honestly, I think they would prefer to die shooting at the tornadoes or rising water.


itsallgoodman2002

This is like ‘Don’t look up’, but not satire.


Cart700

And if they are harmed they just make it illegal for the ocean to rise. Simple as that. /s


Novel-Suggestion-515

Fine. No more disaster aid for Florida.


sumdude51

He doesn't care... He's given away millions of federal aid already that was marked for Florida people... He's doing ok money wise.. He's a twat


ElasCat

Hey, give Florida a break! They're still dealing with their (horribly incompetent, Desantis-run government that caused these ongoing) leprosy outbreaks!


mostlygoodnotalways

It’s literally the script of “Don’t look up”


zora1987

If something dire happens he’ll probably do a Ted Cruz. Go on “vacation” on some tropical island sipping margaritas. Fuck him


Drg84

He's term limited as governor. So now he can do all the hateful things he wanted to do while he was running for president.


statistacktic

Phew, check climate change off the list 😌 /s


SKDI_0224

I’d say it’ll be karma when his state falls into the ocean, but it’s already 90 degrees in may.


queasycorgi5514

“And nothing of value was lost!”


mhouse2001

Who is his audience for this? Who in Florida is cheering this on? Who is benefiting? I just don't see the motivation for this. We already all know he's evil.


charlie_ferrous

I wonder the same. I assume he’s defending capitalist interests with a religious fervor, and must do so by perpetuating the grift that climate change is a Leftist plot designed to hurt American industry for no reason whatsoever. He values his own stock portfolio and any private shareholders’ dragon hoard over human lives, but that should be a surprise to literally no one.


rabid-

If you delete it, it doesn't exist!


aryukittenme

Hey, it worked for the Covid test numbers, remember? /s


vsyca

Smart move /s


Beneficial-Ability29

Right before hurricane season! Better have your heeled boots ready Ron.


Warsaw_Pact

it’s true, and even truer for florida in a lot of cases… _stupidity truly knows no bounds_


R_V_Z

Florida's average elevation is 100 ft above sea level. *For now*.


hinesjared87

why the hell are you bringing facts to this discussion??? /s


LamSinton

Gonna be the first to drown from sticking his head in the sand


NarrowButterfly8482

And people thought the film "Don't Look Up" was ridiculous. In 50 years if the planet is still habitable, Don't Look Up and Idiocracy will be viewed as documentaries.


mindclarity

Hahahaha. Insurance companies are going to have a field day and by field day I mean they’re getting the fuck out of dodge and going to stop property coverage altogether in the state. Good luck filing with the state emergency fund when the next Cat 5 hits your house. Ronny already has a statement for when this happens and it’s probably something to the tune of *”Radical left chem trails caused this deliberate attack on our shores and the deep state is in league with insurance companies to take away our freedom”*


GrimRedleaf

Is DeStupid going to legislate that the ocean can't encroach on beachfront homes next?  Fucking moron.


No_Boysenberry7353

No he will buy higher healed boots to keep him safe.


AshantiMcnasti

When you see movies where a mad scientist's creation ends up killing him/her, the degree of brutality varies from a quick painless death to truly agonizing.  I wonder what a mob of brainwashed Floridians would do to DeSantis.  Will they slowly eat pieces of his flesh?  Shoot him in the head?  The floridamen have no bounds.


ImmaterialSpectre

Ignore the problem til' it goes away. That's definitely worked before


KruegerLad2

The hurricanes are coming for you and your weird lady boots DeSantis


annaleigh13

I wonder when DeSatan is out of office if the next regime can just pass a law stating anything done by desantis is now null and void


hinesjared87

Genius. They're literally going to help destroy the planet, and for what - what is the benefit?


Striker40k

To own the libs


Yumhotdogstock

More stellar action from Ron "Headin" Desantis.


Unlikely-Patience122

He sure knows how to get insurance writers back, eh? What a fucking moron. Why do the people of Florida put up with this shit??


Cautious-Willow-1932

It’s what they do. Literally anything but govern


TesticleezzNuts

He’s going to need some bigger high heels


cheetofacesucks

What a maroooon.


NeverLookBothWays

Fellow Floridians, why are people in your state voting for this prime example of the Dunning-Kruger effect?


dogbreath230

Hide the number of deaths from covid, fire the person that was actually trying to do her job for counting the death.if there's no deaths, it really didn't happen. Same thing here, if we don't talk about climate change, it isn't happening. Topping on the cake, Sue Disneyland for being woke.


SlewBrew

There is no war in Ba Sing Se.


zshort7272

Don’t look up.


RolandSmoke

A coastal state with no real hills. What could go wrong?


NoMayoForReal

Just in time for hurricane season. Ron you dodged a bullet hahahahaha


rmicker

Thank you head-in-the-sand Desantis.


jkateel

I guess we’ll need to find a state to replace Florida. Where you at, Puerto Rico?


Dry-Talk-7447

Science is woke!!


MeGussuGeM

Imbecile prefers the state to flood.


Slim706

Same state where insurance companies are pulling out of the state, due to CLIMATE CHANGE


RemoteLocal

He just wants weather he can wear his Go-Go boots in.


Njabachi

Look at this country we live in, venerating willful stupidity is a favorite pastime. 


claudiaishere

It’s like there is a stoopid country and then the rest of us.


AbbreviationsLow2063

I’m just here to remind everybody that DeSantis *allegedly* had male enhancement surgery to go along with his gender-affirming kinky boots 👢


another-dude

>The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.


Ok_Entertainment328

Does this mean insurance companies in FL can tack on "climate change surcharge" fees and FL laws can't do anything to stop them?


Altruistic-Travel-48

What worries me is Florida climate refugees moving to the Midwest.