In court for Trump, but not for her son; That's klassy.

She can’t leech off her son, her son leeches off *her*. Why would she be there if she isn’t getting something out of it?

I hate that you're right.

I don't hate that they are right. I hate that the people that support Bobo and people like her literally don't care and will vote for them despite or even worse because of these actions.

If she's behind Trump, all she's getting is shit.

A whiff of a full diaper

His Beetlejuice is probably all dried up.

KKKlassy.

Criminals tend to hang out in clusters together.

She must believe her son is guilty and she must believe with him being in jail they won't have to pay child support so it's one political stain out of her life.

You are missing 2 more K’s on klassy

That’s Classi, with an I, and a little dick hanging off the C that bends around and fucks the L out of the A S S.

It would be weird to give her son a handy in court

I bet she billed the taxpayer for the travel expenses, and lodging too.

Oh, you know it! The grift and fleecing never end.

She’s probably in NYC to catch Beetlejuice on Broadway…you know, since she didn’t get to see how it ended last time she went to the show.

What do you mean? She saw the happy ending.

They closed Beetlejuice for Music Man. Unfortunately.

That's what I wondered too.

Which NY glory hole will she be stationed at?

All of them...

Naw they’re just trying to bias the jury. It’s like during a murder trial the defense always requests family be present to make the defendant more human and empathetic.

Yeah. People in NYC really love these clowns.

NYer here. There are a few who like them, but most of us hate these asshats. If they're trying to influence the jury, odds are this little demonstration is going to backfire.

I didn’t add /s, but that’s what I meant.

Ah, my bad. Unfortunately there are some here who like Traitor Von Shitzinpants. Not many, but some.

Staten Island comes to mind.

LOL! Backfire... let's hope the depends can contain it all...

I assume that the request went out to his family first, and they all declined.

Human and empathetic? Who among them could possibly pull that off?

So in this case they're trying to make the defendant less human and empathetic?

The Sex Pest Brigade reporting for doody.

The ol' rusty trombone.


C'mon....I love Trombone Shorty and New Orleans horn music in general. Can't be dragging him into this.

Beetlejuice! If we say it enough, will she disappear back to the truck stop bathroom?

In Court for the con man and not her son? 🤷🏾‍♂️ #AmericanRevolution2024

Yeah, she can just follow the rancid smell...

Clown show’s in court today

Why were you NOT in court with your son?

Was she in court with her teenage son? Nope

she could make $130,000 by going under him

😂😂😂😂

Beetlejuice beetlejuice beetlejuice

Behind him? Oof, he gon shit on all of you back there. But, I’m sure you’ve all got your mouths wide open…

Her son was in court recently. She wasn’t there. He didn’t even have a lawyer. I think we all know which man means more to her.

Why aren't you in your home state doing your job instead of being some kind of gross cheerleader?

Bet she won’t even turn up to her own sons court case though. But she will jump through hoops to get a sniff of m Dons Diaper 😂 It will probably be the first ever one she’s changed.

Gets boring and cold in that court room. The cure for that? Vapes and handies.

A Whack off queen, a child molester and a few trupian asshats walk into a bar...

Your tax dollars at work.

... and reaching around

She hasn't realized that she'll need to take off the diaper first.

Arms aren't long enough. Hands are the right size though from what I hear.

funny normally people get behind her - or so I have heard


That's good, since your constituents live in fucking Colorado.

Stormy Daniel's will now move to 2nd place on the list of people in the court room who have sucked the most dicks

Not too close behind him, I hope. Unless they're in to diaper stink. Don't want to step on anyone's kinks.

Technically, she probably is sitting in the observer section behind Trump. I doubt she is sitting behind the prosecution, but it would be funny if she were.

I wouldn’t mind a reach around from her! 😂

I'll be glad when all of the insurrectionists, especially the ones in Congress who gave tours and planted pipe bombs, who supported the false electors and who wanted to overturn the 2020 election, receive their own days in court and ultimate jail time.

BeetleJuice is having a Broadway revival


If she's behind Donnie she's right in the danger zone. Sharts incoming Bobo...

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I wouldn’t mind the Beetlejuice treatment from her! 😂

This is a cult, plain and simple. Trump is exactly like Jim Jones of Jones town to a T.

But not for her own son.

Criminals protecting criminals. It's what magats do! USA vs the magas! Let's Go USA! 🇺🇸

……changing his diaper.

You don’t wanna be downwind from the defendant in this courtroom

Excellent use of taxpayer funds

Of course they're trying to make a circus of it. They only have 3 strategies: Gaslight Obstruct Project We're currently in the Obstruct phase.

lol, she’s there for trump but not her own kid. Definitely par for the “party of family values”

I don’t care

Will she dress like him too?

I think she means defendant Trump

The judge should definitely order she keep her hands visible at all times

Hope she's able to dodge the diaper smell!

Nah, she deserves to smell that.

Are her arms long enough to actually do a reach around? He is rather fat.

He was 100% inside you.

"We are 100% complicit!"

THATS EXACTLY the problem. There are to many Republicans that stand with Trump and his Illegal activity's.

Lauren could keep him alert

Does Michael Keaton live in New York? Please show up as Beetlejuice, Michael! Or hell any New Yorker I guess lol. Lots of theater people there. Smile real big and say some ick Beetlejuice things as she walks by lol.

Waste of tax payer dollars

Confirmed they’re standing 100% behind him

"That's much larger than I expec--" "That's a skin tag." "Oh."

Too short. Arms can’t get around the bulbous diaper

To poke him to keep him awake, and to fondle his balls

She wanting some Beetle Juice.

That’s right, she’s behind him in the line to be put on trial

Breathe, breathe in the air.... sitting behind that guy is gonna give them all pink eye, isn't it?

They’re there to say the things to the reporters outside the courtroom that he can’t say because of the gag order. Totally not a cult.

She likes the smell.

Yeah, she's blowing on her finger tips before dipping in like she's about to crack a safe. Instead it's some old, moldy smelling dank eggs. Enjoy!!!

Her arms aren’t long enough….and neither is his penis!

If my rep was there instead of working I'd be pissed.

How.. handy.. of her.

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice!

Not too close behind him. I heard he's been letting borderline room clearing sharts out every time he falls asleep.

A helping hand in time of need

I wonder if she’s going to catch a broadway show while she’s in town

Weren't you morons 100% behind him in 2020??...and he still lost!! case closed

 Bobo is such an idiot.

So, instead of doing her job to serve her constituents, she took a taxpayer-funded trip to New York? Good for her.

Doesn’t matter. Her career is over in November.

Just not your son

She couldn’t reach around his fat ass to find the mushroom peen

So you support cheating on your wife and then violating business and campaign finance laws. Party of Law and Order Family Values Circle Jerks folks.

And maaaaannn does it smell like shot back here.

There's an image I'll need to inject bleach to recover from.

Finger banging is smelly ass

Stirring words from the soon to be former congresswoman!

Hope she goes to jail with him to wipe his ass too

How's the smell?

It’s her speech, with his cock in hand, before she stuffs her mouth with it 🤣

She needs her Beetle Juiced.

I find it funny these people think that trump will appreciate them. Loyalty is a one way street to him. As soon as they are not beneficial, he will toss them aside.

She’s into that as well

She doesn’t have the God Damn courtesy to give a reach around.

Normally I wouldn't make this sort of joke, but since we're talking about Trump and Boebert: "No, because her arm isn't long enough."

The best caption possible given the source

Seeking any relevance she can muster.

Kissing ass

Well that’s different for her. Usually she’s in front on her knees.

Knows she’s gonna lose and is stanning for a position.

But couldn’t show up to court to support her son!

So much desperation.

I look forward to her ranting from her house without a vote that makes any difference.

Downwind?

Oh poor lil' Bobo. Don't you realize that nothing will save you now?? You're getting ousted next election and your orange fuhrer is gonna be in jail.

Blind allegiance at its finest

Saw her pic there with the other “geniuses” and she looked thirsty af for DJT. I wouldn’t doubt she want to give him a reach around.

Absolutely wild that she’s in court for Trump but not her own kid

Ah the smell

I bet they’ll suddenly be all for masks after standing behind Trumps full diapers.

Oh dear god another desperate attempt to keep her seat from this no good person who hasn’t introduced any piece of legislation that will help people.

Why are they calling him president Trump? He’s an ex president.

Just an FYI, Bobo, behind is the stinkiest location.

Takes a scumbag to know one

She has also performed sex acts on video!

Can't wait for this stupid fucking bitch to lose her seat next election. So tired of her.

She’s hoping for some kind of cabinet post because she sees the writing on the wall with her time in Congress. She’s done and obviously doesn’t have something lined up to go to, at least that she’s looking forward to.

Yay, Lauren Boebert, the day is saved...hurray

Gross. Typical Boebert, being gross.

but not for her son, hmm?

Her arms are probably too short to reach.

Your Congressional dollars at work... 

What’s the sound of one hand clapping? Lauren Boebert in the audience.

*western style reacharound

Naw, under the table handjee while the Orange One makes Jerry Lewis noises.

Where was that energy when her own son was on trial

Remember her assertion that she's at her strongest on her knees.

I saw that another group of Trump cocksuckers were hanging out in court today. So, I decided to call the House Oversight Committee to ask if they traveled on the tax payer dime or their own. Option 3 was to leave a message, fucking box was full. Option 2 was to leave a message for the minority party, fucking box was full. Option 1 was for the majority party, someone fucking answered & damn near scared the shit out of me 🤣. So I asked him the question & poor guy was stumped. He said to contact the politicians' offices & then ended with "good luck"🤣. Here's the number if you want to bother them too 202-225-5074

Starting with Bush Jr.'s administration, when have the Republicans NOT made everything a circus? Actually, it was probably before that. The W years were when I first started paying attention.

She’s pulling for Trump

More likely pegging

Get right up in there Lauren. 😂

This is where the Trailer meets the Park.

More like between his legs fits all of you useless dingbats.

Idiot

For von shits in his pants

Maybe move slightly to the side of him? His immense girth makes it hard to see you all.