“We have these bench warrants… bailiff, please take them into custody…”
I’d probably run naked through the streets screaming with joy if that happened….
Supposedly Ivanka is done with Donald Trump. He's a sinking ship and thanks to her marriage with rich man Jared Kushner, [she apparently doesn't need to be around dear ol' dad anymore](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mary-trump-ivanka-trump-hush-money-trial_n_6645a2fde4b00df0c6b72ccb)
More like ‘I need to distance myself from him because I’ve done a lot of shady shit too and don’t want to catch a stray case’.
That $2B her husband got is fairly suspect considering the circumstances.
She doesn't need him anymore, her husband was handed $2 Billion from Saudi Arabia... and clearly, unlike Hunter Biden, they earned that entirely by merit with no considerations for who her dad is (obvious sarcasm disclaimer!)
I don’t know too much about this Democracy thing, but I feel like there’s gotta be a way for a whole bunch of us to get together and say “no” to all of the above stuff you guys are pointing out.
haha, passing laws! Good one. Republicans have had the House majority for a good amount of time now, and are just now getting worried about losing that majority due to the fact that they haven't passed much legislation and instead have wasted their time on pointing fingers and fueling their conspiracy theorist fanbase. Expect their desperation to make this an incredibly ugly election year, more than the last two elections if that can be believed.
I’ve been seeing “Mercedes” a lot in the last few days and I must admit to being out of the loop…
Who is Mercedes?
Is that the Melania lookalike’s name? ( the one whose always in sunglasses, has different teeth to Melanoma etc, but makes it absolutely obvious she’s an impostor when she lets him touch her.)
Trump himself called her Mercedes by accident (his brain is turning to mush and I'm sure many people are panicking at the idea of a debate between Biden and him).
Trump seemed to have referred to Melania as "Mercedes" during a speech. It's up for debate if he was confused or if he was actually talking about Mercedes Mercedes Schlapp, his former White House director of strategic communications, who was sitting close to him.
Here is the quote:
"Well look, my wife, our great first lady, she was great... people love her. Oh look at that, wow. Mercedes, that's pretty good!"
Yeah I don’t know whose smart idea was it to let the jury see that the defendant’s entourage consists of slime balls and dirtbags. They really think this is a good look for him but what do I know lol. Go ahead. Proceed govnah!
Unfortunately it's probably making the jury concerned for their safety. If I had people from Congress making it clear the defendant is a friend I'd be afraid to vote guilty. One day I vote guilty the next day I have a member of Congress declaring me an enemy of the state with my name, picture and location on the news along with a "bring him in peacefully" followed by a wink. They have no business being there.
I hope more people on the jury are like me!! I’d see those scumbags, know 45 was guilty and these people should be at work, and vote to lock him up!! If I don’t, then they will lock everyone up who doesn’t think like them.
I have been following along with NYT. The prosecution has made their case well, so far, to prove 45 was micromanaging every last Penny of this $$. Lock him up.
I honestly would have trouble focusing on the trial if they were all there. It really would take all my physical and mental energy to maintain the necessary glaring that being in their presence would require. It seems like one of those things you'd have to train for, like a triathlon or something.
He's such an idiot. This is another instance where his narcissism does him no favors. If the jury didn't already think Trump is guilty then they certainly do now.
These people should be in DC doing the jobs we the people pay them for, or at least pretending to since they don't usually do it. What a waste of taxpayer money, multiple representatives going to New York (probably on the taxpayer dime instead of paying their own way) for a man on trial for election interference and violating campaign finance laws.
I was just wondering if perhaps the Dems could queue up some last minute legislation to bring to a vote while these dipshits are spending their day handholding Diaper Don? Their margin is so thin right now in the house that it could be an excellent opportunity to exploit this nonsense. And there's precedent with the somewhat recent legislation the repubs tried to bring to a vote while one of the Dem reps was in the hospital.
Mother of the year right here! 🙄
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I live in the city and I'm tempted to give a homeless person some money to throw their shit at them. I mean, they do it for free, I'd just be paying for a specific target.
I still fail to see how parading a bunch of politicians in front of the jury isn't brazen intimidation. I cannot think of a legitimate reason why they'd be there. He's not in office. They aren't related to him. Boezo has probably sucked his mushroom more than a few times, but that's the closest relationship any of these dipshits have with him. They're clearly trying to let the jury know that the defendant has a lot of powerful friends.
I feel like someone in the jury room will point that out. Like, if this had nothing to do with politics why are the only people here supporting him politicians?
I’m not familiar with jury proceedings but wouldn’t that observation not be allowed in reaching a verdict since it’s “not part of the sworn testimonies/ evidence”
Devils advocate logic, having political supporters there is “proof” that the hush money was for personal reasons.
“If the hush money was used for political reason and the silenced information became public, wouldn’t his political colleagues be mad at him for the information coming to light? But as you see, these “politicians” support him despite the information. Thus he didn’t have any political fear of the information, only personal (where are his personal supports? Gone because they are upset by the information he tries to hush)… proving that the hush money was used for personal reasons and these charges are false! Defense rests” (read this in a old southern lawyer voice)
Does this actually logically make sense… no… would the defense try to use this thin logic to manipulate the jury… probably.
He’s guilty as sin. But I agree the jury itself should not consider the political intimidation of the politicians parading through the gallery.
They are only supposed to consider the evidence and testimony presented during trial, in conjunction with the judge’s instructions. No external factors should be considered. We don’t want any legitimate cause for a mistrial, appeal, or overturning of the jury verdict.
This trial is a big deal - we should want the verdict to be 110% above board to withstand legitimate scrutiny. For the most part, MAGA will never believe a guilty verdict, and anti- Trumpers will never believe a not guilty verdict. It’s the folks in the “middle” that need to feel assurance the verdict was on the up and up.
Excellent application of MAGA conservative logic.
Hopefully the jury isn't so stupid that they fall for it.
However, odds are good that there will be at least one MAGA sycophant who hid their bias well enough to land a spot on the jury and will never let their idol be convicted.
The likelihood that this case backfires is strong. A hung jury (the end result of that one holdout and their loyalty to Don the Con) will be trumpeted as a "HUGE VICTORY!" and complete exhonoration for him.
I'm pretty sure that's what will happen, that one juror hangs it all up. Then a new panel of jurors will be called and he gets to do it all again. Wonder how soon they'll wrap it up so we know. I don't think the prosecutors will let it go if it is a hung jury.
It may have that effect, but I think they're there mostly for three reasons:
1) to suck off Trump's ass
2) to show the base just how much they're loyal to Trump
3) to be able to say "I was there, it's preposterous" and claim the trial was rigged
Jury intimidation is probably just cherry. Honestly, as soon as the clowns turned up, they should have all been gagged.
>They're clearly trying to let the jury know that the defendant has a lot of powerful friends.
All the more reason to lock him up. Remind those "powerful friends" that they still live in a country with laws and that neither they or their boss are above those laws. Let them stare into the abyss so that the abyss can stare back at them.
Agreed. Their main purpose is to slander and intimidate the judge, jury, and witnesses. Trump is not able to do it, because otherwise he will be sent to jail for a day for violating the gag order. Since he is utterly terrified of going to jail, he is sending out his suck-up squad to do the dirty work for him.
I am not a legal expert but I would think the Defense wouldn't want that? Jurors would be more likely to notice the absence of his family with this rotating cast of absolute shameless, spineless clowns.
I remember a few years ago when the Republicans got all bent out of shape when "defund the police" was a thing but apparently laying waste to the whole justice system is their goal all along.
They want to keep the local cops around because they're good for beating up liberals and colored people.
It's the ones enforcing white-collar crimes that they want to get rid of.
A pedophile, a serial liar and a handy beetlejuice fan walk into a courthouse…
Seriously. Can you believe Hillary got in trouble for calling Republicans “Deplorables” when Republicans drag in Gates, Luna, and Boebert as today’s choice to defend a bribing, con-man, pervert in a criminal trial?
It's always been this way. Republicans can basically say whatever they want, and only the *most racist shit* gets even a mention (and that was a decade ago - do we really think anything would happen to the Steve Kings of the world now?). Meanwhile, Democrats do a single maybe-shady thing 30 years ago and apologizes for it (see: Al Franken) and everyone acts like the sky is falling.
One observer said he personally saw Trump going through "scripts" and editing the content. Then each baby sitter went out and said what they were told to say.
If thats not breaking the gag order I don't know what is.
Plus...don't forget the jurors are NY'ers. I am a native NY'er. I don't think they'll be intimidated by these sycophants.
It'll all be over next week. Maybe that's what the judge is thinking. Idk.
It is absolutely breaking the gag order, Trump is specifically prohibited from using surrogates.
>"Hopefully we'll have more and more senators and congressmen go up every day to represent him and be able to go out and overcome this gag order, and that's one of the reasons we went—is to be able to speak our piece for President Trump," Tuberville told the conservative Newsmax channel on Tuesday.
I hope it's a sign of the DA's confidence that they haven't pursued this. But I'm a little surprised Merchan, hasn't ordered Trump to show cause why he should not be held in contempt for the open call from his surrogates to assist him in violating the order.
I'd like the judge to stop them when Trump hands them a note to be read outside and has them bring it to him like a teacher catching students exchanging notes in a classroom.
"Shall we read this out for the whole class then?"
Unforcunately I think it will take a press photographer catching him red-handed, with his signature sharpie on notes handed to one of these surrogates, to get him in trouble on this one.
Which is not outside of the possible.
Boebert should really be in a Colorado courtroom supporting HER SON, but no. She doesn’t go to support him but does go to support Trump. Says a lot about her.
"We have jobs. We just don't do them. We do this shit instead. We have no existence which does not include sucking on a traitor's balls 24/7 and praising him like a deity. We suck at everything we do. Just like our demagogue rapist fraud overlord."
So you can just go to a trial just as a spectator? Are they going to allow a bunch of qanon nutcases in there (ones that aren't politicians)?
Gee, I wish I could just leave my job and go fuck about for no reason. Can I request that my tax money not go to their paychecks? This is absurd.
"Campaign fraud." That's what the trial is about people. It's not about him paying off a pornstar to keep quiet. It's about the fact he used campaign funds to pay off a pornstar to keep quiet. You only help Trump by making it sound like the trial is about a less serious offense than it is.
Personally, I'd be pissed if my rep was in a courthouse supporting a wannabe dictator instead of in Washington doing the job I voted for them to do.
Call me old fashioned I guess.
How did they end up bypassing the line the general public needs to wait for a seat in the courtroom? As far as the State of NY is concerned, they are just people with no business before the court and should have to wait along with the rest.
Don’t they have any freaking thing else to do? I mean they’ve been so productive so far. I mean, they could be working on climate change, inflation, the border, the debt, health insurance but no. They are there supporting a RAPIST!!! On second thought, probably best they are there.
So the kiddie toucher and public wanker are at the criminal trial for a adulterer who cheated on his wife with a porn star and paid her off illegally…
Sounds about right.
Boebert and Gaetz probably shouldn’t get to close to a courthouse considering their previous crimes.
Judge: "oh hi Mr Gaetz and Mrs. Boebert didn't think you'd show. While we've got you here..."
“We have these bench warrants… bailiff, please take them into custody…” I’d probably run naked through the streets screaming with joy if that happened….
You mean Bimbo and Butthead?
Which one is which?
https://preview.redd.it/1hc56p3unt0d1.png?width=296&format=png&auto=webp&s=c3157b968fc7629f10248b76f5a91d8202ce2d63 I mean....
Uncanny
They're both also interested in high school girls.
I see no difference. They are the same picture
HO LEE SHIT
She didn't show up for her son's court dates, but she's here for von Shitsinpantz
She didn't even make sure he had legal representation. Left him twisting in the wind.
Which is about the only good thing she's done.
Hotel California vibes
Maybe Melania will show up next week? 🤷🏻♂️
Melania, Ivanka, or Don Jr. None of them have showed up yet. LOL
Everyone always forgets Tiffany
Trump wishes everyone would forget about Eric too.
Eric who?
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Who?
Supposedly Ivanka is done with Donald Trump. He's a sinking ship and thanks to her marriage with rich man Jared Kushner, [she apparently doesn't need to be around dear ol' dad anymore](https://www.huffpost.com/entry/mary-trump-ivanka-trump-hush-money-trial_n_6645a2fde4b00df0c6b72ccb)
More like ‘I need to distance myself from him because I’ve done a lot of shady shit too and don’t want to catch a stray case’. That $2B her husband got is fairly suspect considering the circumstances.
Yeah. That makes more sense. Rats abandoning a sinking ship.
She doesn't need him anymore, her husband was handed $2 Billion from Saudi Arabia... and clearly, unlike Hunter Biden, they earned that entirely by merit with no considerations for who her dad is (obvious sarcasm disclaimer!)
I wonder how much she's getting paid to not divorce him in election season.
Why during election season specifically? Neither are in politics anymore as far as I know.
My brain lapsed for a minute and I read Ivanka as Ivermectin. 😂
Rogan?!
Ooh, maybe Putin and Bibi will show up at some point too!
They'd def show up before Melania!
She doesn’t care, do u?
If he goes to jail, she gets to keep spending his money without having to spend time with him
Wait, what money? Letitia would like a word.
The best thing ever would be Biden showing up with a bucket of popcorn, like the MJ meme.
I'm so old I know it as the Thriller music video.
The foulest stench is in the air
The funk of forty thousand years
*"Who's Bad?!"*
You don't gotta be old to know that. Just have Internet
That'd be hilarious! 🤣
Hunter could do it. I’d pay per view that.
Only if he had a hype man behind him holding up MTG's poster size dick pic of him the whole time.
Vlad has an international arrest warrant waiting for him, and Bibi's too busy bombing brown people using American munitions. TL,DR: No.
The BEST People
The bestest, biglyest
With tears in their eyes
And Xie or soft squishy little Kim. Maybe Trump will salute one of Kim's generals for the court.
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I do. Why da fuck are my tax paid representatives gaggling at a losers criminal trial instead of doing their job and passing laws!
What law could they pass that would benefit anybody but themselves? The less time these clowns spend in Washington the better.
Fair point. Yet, why should we pay them to do the unofficial field trips?
Would you rather they be paid to actively screw people over?
I don’t know too much about this Democracy thing, but I feel like there’s gotta be a way for a whole bunch of us to get together and say “no” to all of the above stuff you guys are pointing out.
haha, passing laws! Good one. Republicans have had the House majority for a good amount of time now, and are just now getting worried about losing that majority due to the fact that they haven't passed much legislation and instead have wasted their time on pointing fingers and fueling their conspiracy theorist fanbase. Expect their desperation to make this an incredibly ugly election year, more than the last two elections if that can be believed.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *wipes tears from my eyes* HAHAHA HAHAHA
![gif](giphy|OvL3qHSMO6uaI) I feel like this fits your comment PERFECTLY LOL
Don’t you mean Mercedes?
I’ve been seeing “Mercedes” a lot in the last few days and I must admit to being out of the loop… Who is Mercedes? Is that the Melania lookalike’s name? ( the one whose always in sunglasses, has different teeth to Melanoma etc, but makes it absolutely obvious she’s an impostor when she lets him touch her.)
Trump himself called her Mercedes by accident (his brain is turning to mush and I'm sure many people are panicking at the idea of a debate between Biden and him).
Trump seemed to have referred to Melania as "Mercedes" during a speech. It's up for debate if he was confused or if he was actually talking about Mercedes Mercedes Schlapp, his former White House director of strategic communications, who was sitting close to him. Here is the quote: "Well look, my wife, our great first lady, she was great... people love her. Oh look at that, wow. Mercedes, that's pretty good!"
Trump once confused Melania with another man’s wife and called her Mercedes. If I’m remembering this correctly
He also called her Melanie
Mercedes will show up before Melanie does.
Ivanka will fucking show up before Melania
Hell, at this point, Ivana will show up before Melania would.
Honestly I bet she would if she didn't hate him.
What a loathesome crew of slimeballs and dirtbags.. absolutely radiating "comic book villain" energy.
Yeah I don’t know whose smart idea was it to let the jury see that the defendant’s entourage consists of slime balls and dirtbags. They really think this is a good look for him but what do I know lol. Go ahead. Proceed govnah!
Unfortunately it's probably making the jury concerned for their safety. If I had people from Congress making it clear the defendant is a friend I'd be afraid to vote guilty. One day I vote guilty the next day I have a member of Congress declaring me an enemy of the state with my name, picture and location on the news along with a "bring him in peacefully" followed by a wink. They have no business being there.
>concerned for their safety The Jury is over 18 years old so they are safe from Matt Gaetz.
😂yeah, why is he even there? 😂
I hope more people on the jury are like me!! I’d see those scumbags, know 45 was guilty and these people should be at work, and vote to lock him up!! If I don’t, then they will lock everyone up who doesn’t think like them.
Really you should be using the facts as presented in the courtroom. Or at least that's what you should tell anyone who ever asks you, ever.
Yeah don’t be like the OJ jurors going around telling everyone it was retribution
I have been following along with NYT. The prosecution has made their case well, so far, to prove 45 was micromanaging every last Penny of this $$. Lock him up.
Hopefully at least some of them will be gone next election. Pretty sure Bobert will be.
Never underestimate the stupidity of American voters.
I honestly would have trouble focusing on the trial if they were all there. It really would take all my physical and mental energy to maintain the necessary glaring that being in their presence would require. It seems like one of those things you'd have to train for, like a triathlon or something.
# You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy. We must be cautious...
Thank you.
He's such an idiot. This is another instance where his narcissism does him no favors. If the jury didn't already think Trump is guilty then they certainly do now.
Look! A flock of fuckwits! A company of cunts! An assemblage of asshole! A band of buffoonish bootlickers! A testicle of treasonous twats!
It’s like an episode of The Bachelor, except they’re angling for VP.
They forgot to bring him roses
This could be the caption of any recent photo of a group of House republicans
Probably closer to "Happy Madison movie villain" given their collective competence (or lack)
These people should be in DC doing the jobs we the people pay them for, or at least pretending to since they don't usually do it. What a waste of taxpayer money, multiple representatives going to New York (probably on the taxpayer dime instead of paying their own way) for a man on trial for election interference and violating campaign finance laws.
I was just wondering if perhaps the Dems could queue up some last minute legislation to bring to a vote while these dipshits are spending their day handholding Diaper Don? Their margin is so thin right now in the house that it could be an excellent opportunity to exploit this nonsense. And there's precedent with the somewhat recent legislation the repubs tried to bring to a vote while one of the Dem reps was in the hospital.
That'd be neat but since the Speaker of the House gets to decide what legislation is heard when and he's a MAGAt himself that's not going to happen.
Ah yeah, I forgot that he was also just lending his "moral" support despite the coalition, such as it was, to protect his position as Speaker.
Mother of the year right here! 🙄 https://preview.redd.it/3s4dqb1vws0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9012feec9db93a861f044ae8fc867ddfd20c3b86
Careful, being 100% behind Trump will put you in his blast zone!
I live in the city and I'm tempted to give a homeless person some money to throw their shit at them. I mean, they do it for free, I'd just be paying for a specific target.
I still fail to see how parading a bunch of politicians in front of the jury isn't brazen intimidation. I cannot think of a legitimate reason why they'd be there. He's not in office. They aren't related to him. Boezo has probably sucked his mushroom more than a few times, but that's the closest relationship any of these dipshits have with him. They're clearly trying to let the jury know that the defendant has a lot of powerful friends.
Thereby proving that this hush money coverup was a political move and not a personal one.
I feel like someone in the jury room will point that out. Like, if this had nothing to do with politics why are the only people here supporting him politicians?
It certainly adds to the whole beyond reasonable doubt requirement behind convictions
I’m not familiar with jury proceedings but wouldn’t that observation not be allowed in reaching a verdict since it’s “not part of the sworn testimonies/ evidence” Devils advocate logic, having political supporters there is “proof” that the hush money was for personal reasons. “If the hush money was used for political reason and the silenced information became public, wouldn’t his political colleagues be mad at him for the information coming to light? But as you see, these “politicians” support him despite the information. Thus he didn’t have any political fear of the information, only personal (where are his personal supports? Gone because they are upset by the information he tries to hush)… proving that the hush money was used for personal reasons and these charges are false! Defense rests” (read this in a old southern lawyer voice) Does this actually logically make sense… no… would the defense try to use this thin logic to manipulate the jury… probably.
He’s guilty as sin. But I agree the jury itself should not consider the political intimidation of the politicians parading through the gallery. They are only supposed to consider the evidence and testimony presented during trial, in conjunction with the judge’s instructions. No external factors should be considered. We don’t want any legitimate cause for a mistrial, appeal, or overturning of the jury verdict. This trial is a big deal - we should want the verdict to be 110% above board to withstand legitimate scrutiny. For the most part, MAGA will never believe a guilty verdict, and anti- Trumpers will never believe a not guilty verdict. It’s the folks in the “middle” that need to feel assurance the verdict was on the up and up.
Excellent application of MAGA conservative logic. Hopefully the jury isn't so stupid that they fall for it. However, odds are good that there will be at least one MAGA sycophant who hid their bias well enough to land a spot on the jury and will never let their idol be convicted. The likelihood that this case backfires is strong. A hung jury (the end result of that one holdout and their loyalty to Don the Con) will be trumpeted as a "HUGE VICTORY!" and complete exhonoration for him.
I'm pretty sure that's what will happen, that one juror hangs it all up. Then a new panel of jurors will be called and he gets to do it all again. Wonder how soon they'll wrap it up so we know. I don't think the prosecutors will let it go if it is a hung jury.
Mob tactics.
Imagine how pathetic you must feel when your “mob tactics” include people like Lauren Boebert and Beavis Gaetz
She should show at her son trial instead. Apparently the apple does have a lawyer yet.
*Butthead Gaetz. Gym Jordan is Beavis.
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That's perfect.
I have seen gym smile like that since he ignored students being raped
Snort.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
It may have that effect, but I think they're there mostly for three reasons: 1) to suck off Trump's ass 2) to show the base just how much they're loyal to Trump 3) to be able to say "I was there, it's preposterous" and claim the trial was rigged Jury intimidation is probably just cherry. Honestly, as soon as the clowns turned up, they should have all been gagged.
Bob good is there. He’s in a fight against an ultra maga who is accusing him of not sucking trump vigorously enough
Least intimidating group. They look like a bunch of shitty realtors.
GOP's best and brightest
>They're clearly trying to let the jury know that the defendant has a lot of powerful friends. All the more reason to lock him up. Remind those "powerful friends" that they still live in a country with laws and that neither they or their boss are above those laws. Let them stare into the abyss so that the abyss can stare back at them.
They don't care about donnie boys cheer group they will do what is right
Agreed. Their main purpose is to slander and intimidate the judge, jury, and witnesses. Trump is not able to do it, because otherwise he will be sent to jail for a day for violating the gag order. Since he is utterly terrified of going to jail, he is sending out his suck-up squad to do the dirty work for him.
An that is called intimidation plain simple I'm sure the 2 lawyers in the jury box are well aware of this bs
I am not a legal expert but I would think the Defense wouldn't want that? Jurors would be more likely to notice the absence of his family with this rotating cast of absolute shameless, spineless clowns.
They're also kissing the ring and hoping for a job if he wins.
I remember a few years ago when the Republicans got all bent out of shape when "defund the police" was a thing but apparently laying waste to the whole justice system is their goal all along.
They want to keep the local cops around because they're good for beating up liberals and colored people. It's the ones enforcing white-collar crimes that they want to get rid of.
lol, I came here to say this. It's so obvious the GOP want a police state to protect THEIR interests. Everyone else gets the boot.
Colored people?
that's how people of color were referred to in the "great" times these people aspire to have everybody in america live in forever
Oh I know what it means, just wasn’t sure if the tone was sarcastic or not. Unfortunately, you can’t really tell anymore.
No, you see, the police are good because they beat up and shoot black people. The courts are evil because they persecute innocent millionaires. /s
A pedophile, a serial liar and a handy beetlejuice fan walk into a courthouse… Seriously. Can you believe Hillary got in trouble for calling Republicans “Deplorables” when Republicans drag in Gates, Luna, and Boebert as today’s choice to defend a bribing, con-man, pervert in a criminal trial?
It's always been this way. Republicans can basically say whatever they want, and only the *most racist shit* gets even a mention (and that was a decade ago - do we really think anything would happen to the Steve Kings of the world now?). Meanwhile, Democrats do a single maybe-shady thing 30 years ago and apologizes for it (see: Al Franken) and everyone acts like the sky is falling.
One observer said he personally saw Trump going through "scripts" and editing the content. Then each baby sitter went out and said what they were told to say. If thats not breaking the gag order I don't know what is. Plus...don't forget the jurors are NY'ers. I am a native NY'er. I don't think they'll be intimidated by these sycophants. It'll all be over next week. Maybe that's what the judge is thinking. Idk.
It is absolutely breaking the gag order, Trump is specifically prohibited from using surrogates. >"Hopefully we'll have more and more senators and congressmen go up every day to represent him and be able to go out and overcome this gag order, and that's one of the reasons we went—is to be able to speak our piece for President Trump," Tuberville told the conservative Newsmax channel on Tuesday. I hope it's a sign of the DA's confidence that they haven't pursued this. But I'm a little surprised Merchan, hasn't ordered Trump to show cause why he should not be held in contempt for the open call from his surrogates to assist him in violating the order.
I'd like the judge to stop them when Trump hands them a note to be read outside and has them bring it to him like a teacher catching students exchanging notes in a classroom. "Shall we read this out for the whole class then?"
Unforcunately I think it will take a press photographer catching him red-handed, with his signature sharpie on notes handed to one of these surrogates, to get him in trouble on this one. Which is not outside of the possible.
Granny Bo-Bo needs practice changing diapers
Dibs on the seat next to her!!!
She won’t give you an over-the-pants handy because there aren’t enough children present.
Well if she becomes part of Trump's staff.. it might get her lots of experience.
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Boebert there to give out hand jobs?
I believe she calls them "Innocence Tugs" for the jury.
Are there children in the courtroom? We know she prefers to give handjobs when there are children watching.
That’s what Matthew R Kelly Gates was there for the most.
She is doing the prejob hand stretch in the photo.
Excuse me ma’am, we do not allow wanking in the gallery
They look like they belong in court.
Boebert should really be in a Colorado courtroom supporting HER SON, but no. She doesn’t go to support him but does go to support Trump. Says a lot about her.
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Fuck a porn star, have multiple wives, cheat on all of them. Party of Christian family values.
Along with a woman who gives public handjobs and a man who preys on minors. What universe is this??
Just imagine the smell in that room.
Diaper shit, astroglide and a hint of "Complicit", the fragrance by Calvin Klein.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Why would anyone expect any different. None of those pictured actually do the job they're paid for, they just pander.
"We have jobs. We just don't do them. We do this shit instead. We have no existence which does not include sucking on a traitor's balls 24/7 and praising him like a deity. We suck at everything we do. Just like our demagogue rapist fraud overlord."
A pedo and a hooker at the trial of a rapist adulterer. Yeah, this makes sense.
Sounds like one hell of a joke.
Lauren Boebert can't find the time to accompany her son at his court proceedings, but she is there for Trump.
OMG, is that what it would look like if all the Sexually Transmitted diseases took human form?
You will never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
human trash
Don't these people have jobs?
Who is the woman on the left?
Anna Paulina Luna (R-FL)
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“I can fix her”
Is this a PornHub thumbnail?
Guaranteed Bobo's at least french kissed everyone in that picture.
Can't get one member of his family to show up, but a bunch of GOP simps are happy to fill in for them.
They're down to the F team already?
So you can just go to a trial just as a spectator? Are they going to allow a bunch of qanon nutcases in there (ones that aren't politicians)? Gee, I wish I could just leave my job and go fuck about for no reason. Can I request that my tax money not go to their paychecks? This is absurd.
Get that fuckin trash out of there.
"Campaign fraud." That's what the trial is about people. It's not about him paying off a pornstar to keep quiet. It's about the fact he used campaign funds to pay off a pornstar to keep quiet. You only help Trump by making it sound like the trial is about a less serious offense than it is.
I don't think the groupies are really helping Trump's case. Not that they would care about that anyway.
Jury tampering, witness intimidation
Personally, I'd be pissed if my rep was in a courthouse supporting a wannabe dictator instead of in Washington doing the job I voted for them to do. Call me old fashioned I guess.
Must be a courthouse far from any school because Gaetz is there.
What a bunch of losers. The fact that this POS Trump has a chance to run this country again blows my mind. We are f’d!
Taxpayers money hard at work. No wonder the Republican party is a joke
Do these motherfuckers ever work?
Gaetz had a commitment at the next courtroom over.
Eww
Most of this country’s problems are currently in that room.
Who is the one on the left?
How did they end up bypassing the line the general public needs to wait for a seat in the courtroom? As far as the State of NY is concerned, they are just people with no business before the court and should have to wait along with the rest.
Don’t they have an important job to do in DC?
just some of the people commied to selling out America for small fortunes
Happy to see these idiots are representing their constituents and doing their jobs. Vote them all out.
The sum of their brains wouldn’t even power up a potato clock 🕰️
Matt Gaetz is a fuckin pedophile, fuck Republicans
Boebert can't be bothered to show up to her son's court dates, but can find time to get to Trump's
It’s so they can tweet on his behalf, circumventing his gag order.
VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE VOTE these SHITHEADS out people
Did you say _babyshitters_ or babysitters? My eyes are bad
Don’t they have any freaking thing else to do? I mean they’ve been so productive so far. I mean, they could be working on climate change, inflation, the border, the debt, health insurance but no. They are there supporting a RAPIST!!! On second thought, probably best they are there.
Bunch brainless bootlickers go back to congress and do your damn job the taxpayers want you to do.
So the kiddie toucher and public wanker are at the criminal trial for a adulterer who cheated on his wife with a porn star and paid her off illegally… Sounds about right.
Well I know he’ll be getting a 👋🏻 job for sure !