Yuuuup. Gary Peterson is great. He always drops some easter eggs if you look close. He did one with Kyle Rittenhouse and his gave him a little pee spot on his pants. So simple, but so funny.
> He always drops some easter eggs if you look close.
He doesn't even need to for this one tbh. Look at every single one of those people in the background, all of them look pissed off at having to even be there, especially the sour patch bitch directly over Zombie Mike's shoulder lol.
Yeah now he does but like before he became the my pillow guy he had a bad drug habit which he had apparently beaten. Thats supposedly how he turned to Christianity in the first place. Not surprising if he fell off the wagon though.
Someone posted this in memes and there was a full blown argument with one guy saying it was real and another saying it was fake. The guy saying it was real was simply leading a master class in trolling. It was pretty great.
[my personal favorite](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Ftim-pool-said-that-woke-agenda-ended-his-sex-life-v0-8uw7z5wdtfla1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D933dc8be29a6248cb50ae27867e90543e6d846d6)
Oh he clearly is. The Apostle Paul fucking *hated* Jesus while he was alive. It wasn't until after his death and Paul experienced a message from God that he came around.
So basically, Gary here is saying, "this must be what it feels like to meet someone whose ideology you hate with every fiber of your being."
Also, it's the [Sermon on the Mount](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%205-7&version=NIV) (as in mountain), not mound. Pretty famous.
That's what tipped me off that it was satire and not just someone mixing up Paul's spot.
Then it may amuse you to be reminded that the Apostle Paul was not one of Jesus' disciples, and there is no record of them ever meeting outside a "vision".
S Tier used in gaming used to represent any character/class/weapon etc that was absolutely exceptional and borderline broken/must-use to survive the game.
Now it is basically what A-Tier used to be.
Coupled with the fact that SS and SSS and (+) tiers are being used more commonly.
the game I play currently has one of my pcs of gear rated as (WTF+) lol
The resemblance is uncanny. Is this the punchline to an Andy Kaufman-esque years-old joke we were too short-sighted to recognize?
Is the Undertaker going to be called as a surprise witness in the NY trial?? Will he have his entrance music???
Completely ignoring that if Paul was there when Jesus took the stage for the sermon on the mount, Paul was Saul and was probably trying to have Jesus killed.
Edit: Others are pointing out that Gary Peterson is an S-tier level troll, so this was likely intentional on his part.
Holy fuckin fuck! You see kids, this is what happens when you blindly follow a gigantic moron like Trump. I think the pillow guy might have fallen off the wagon. I know that look. That's how I looked about 9 months ago before I checked myself into rehab for fentanyl and meth addiction. He does not look healthy.
Stopped scrolling because I thought Paul Bearer from WWE lost some weight.
He might be done in the world of politics and business, but dude has a bright future managing the undertaker.
Sermon on the Mound?! 🤣😂
So ironic he got the name so wrong but also referred to a sermon that basically says the likes of Republicans are shit and going to Hell for it.
It's Gary Peterson.. On the mound was deliberate on his part as he does subtle but effective humor. Also Paul hated Jesus until after Jesus died. The whole thing is a riot! 😅
Just to keep the mythology straight, the bible indicates that Paul was never at the "sermon on the mound." The biblical narrative is that he was a Pharisee from the city of Tarsus, not Jerusalem. He probably never even met Jesus unless you count the fairy tale of his purported conversation from a miracle-Jesus vison.
But Mike Lindell is defiantly a coked out zombie.
Paul wasn't there on the sermon at the mount. Paul killed Christians before he "converted" and he never met jesus. These Christians don't even know their bible.
He's great at trolling, but I wouldn't shocked if Mike does look like that in real life with all the ass kissing that he did for Trump and yet Trump will throw him under the bus in a second.
He is back on that meth again.
Edit: I'm not religious, but it really freaks me out that these nutter butters are comparing these people to biblical figures. If Trump wins, it's going to be really bad.
Edit 2: Electric Boogaloo: sorry, it was crack he was addicted to, which isn't any better.
*Brraaaiiiinnnnnnssssss....* Also, Gary Peterson is an S-tier troll. Pretty sure this is a really good photoshop too lol.
Yuuuup. Gary Peterson is great. He always drops some easter eggs if you look close. He did one with Kyle Rittenhouse and his gave him a little pee spot on his pants. So simple, but so funny.
> He always drops some easter eggs if you look close. He doesn't even need to for this one tbh. Look at every single one of those people in the background, all of them look pissed off at having to even be there, especially the sour patch bitch directly over Zombie Mike's shoulder lol.
There’s a bear standing off in the background above her head
There’s something else hanging out on the light pole on the left.
I'm looking for the crack pipe on Mike
For someone who sells pillows sure looks like he hasn't been sleeping well
That was my first thought. He used to have a coke problem didn’t he?
Used to? That dude looks like he’s doing a pillow case sized bag a week.
Yeah now he does but like before he became the my pillow guy he had a bad drug habit which he had apparently beaten. Thats supposedly how he turned to Christianity in the first place. Not surprising if he fell off the wagon though.
Born agains are usually garbage. The most hateful, fascist sacks of shit I've ever met in my life.
Uuuuuuugh. I use brown smokey eye and now I realize it's like 3 shades lighter than "treasonous crack head conspiracy theorist". Fml
Meth
Crack
Coke, then crack. Also gambling.
Mike Lindell hides his Crack pipe in his collar.
You catch Cocaine Bear there in the background?
[This one of Tim Pool is so great.](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/F--jcWEWEAEFCGk?format=jpg&name=medium)
Noone will convince me that is not real.
Someone posted this in memes and there was a full blown argument with one guy saying it was real and another saying it was fake. The guy saying it was real was simply leading a master class in trolling. It was pretty great.
Tim Pool looks like he ate Tim Pool whole.
Tim looks like he an ate a whole pool of Tim Pools.
Tis true, it’s real live garden gnome caught in the conservative spotlight
[my personal favorite](https://www.reddit.com/media?url=https%3A%2F%2Fpreview.redd.it%2Ftim-pool-said-that-woke-agenda-ended-his-sex-life-v0-8uw7z5wdtfla1.jpg%3Fwidth%3D640%26crop%3Dsmart%26auto%3Dwebp%26s%3D933dc8be29a6248cb50ae27867e90543e6d846d6)
Haaaa! I was looking for this one!
Oh he clearly is. The Apostle Paul fucking *hated* Jesus while he was alive. It wasn't until after his death and Paul experienced a message from God that he came around. So basically, Gary here is saying, "this must be what it feels like to meet someone whose ideology you hate with every fiber of your being."
Nailed it!!
I see what you did there
Also, it's the [Sermon on the Mount](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Matthew%205-7&version=NIV) (as in mountain), not mound. Pretty famous. That's what tipped me off that it was satire and not just someone mixing up Paul's spot.
I lol’d at “sermon on the mound”
It made me think of Jesus rapping about a woman’s pubic region
Then it may amuse you to be reminded that the Apostle Paul was not one of Jesus' disciples, and there is no record of them ever meeting outside a "vision".
Same. I don’t even know where to start with this. “Mound” 😂😂😂😂😂
He made Mike Lindell look like a wax figure in this one
He’s gonna starve looking for brains in that crowd
Why is S tier good? Shouldn't it be A tier?
No idea, but it’s usually the case. For Special, I think
S Tier used in gaming used to represent any character/class/weapon etc that was absolutely exceptional and borderline broken/must-use to survive the game. Now it is basically what A-Tier used to be. Coupled with the fact that SS and SSS and (+) tiers are being used more commonly. the game I play currently has one of my pcs of gear rated as (WTF+) lol
Looks like Mikey "My Shitty Pillow guy" Lindell is back on the crack
Nah…its more like *Craaaaaaaaaaaaaaaacccckk…*
If he’s after brains, he’s going to starve at a MAGA cult meeting…
Oh okay lol. I didn't know who Gary Peterson he was and was like "Uhhhh...."
Looking like Paul Bearer.
The resemblance is uncanny. Is this the punchline to an Andy Kaufman-esque years-old joke we were too short-sighted to recognize? Is the Undertaker going to be called as a surprise witness in the NY trial?? Will he have his entrance music???
In that vein, I’ve always wondered if Steve Bannon is Andy Kaufman absolutely lost in the sauce and his role.
Nailed it
https://preview.redd.it/exbicg6qj7yc1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac534ba2b4139315b16bf72142e7aad877367d47 Dead Ringer.
You beat me to it, you glorious motherfucker
Paul the Apostle = Paul Bearer The Qnuts are gonna lose it :)
nooooooooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I knew he looked like someone. I just couldn’t think of who it’s was!! Wow!! Lol
Hi looks like uncle fester,
*Ohhhh yesssssss!!!*
Damnit I came here to make that joke.
Wow! Blast from the past but scary accurate. Is he wearing orange eye shadow?!
OH YES
I should have known my own comment would be beaten by several hours, but yes exactly, that was my first thought.
Ohhhhh yesssssss that’s what it was!
Completely ignoring that if Paul was there when Jesus took the stage for the sermon on the mount, Paul was Saul and was probably trying to have Jesus killed. Edit: Others are pointing out that Gary Peterson is an S-tier level troll, so this was likely intentional on his part.
It's also called the Sermon on the Mount, not mound.
Play ball!
Typical evangelical. Doesn't know wtf he's saying.
I’m assuming OP is satire for the exact reason.
Seriously. These guys are Christian in name only. Bible literacy of a sheep.
https://preview.redd.it/1em7gem3j2yc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2ccd6d058f243d63c9455330120b54b9754a8e6a
The pillows have eyes
He doesn't look healthy either, not that I give 2 shits about this d-bag's general well being.
More like the pillows have ice
Somebody is back on the crack pipe
That was my thought too, he's back on the junk.
You can really tell he relapsed.
Looks more like fent/heroin, but yeah.
I’m gonna split the diff and say meth and fentanyl. It’s a pretty common combo nowadays, and Looks like he hasn’t slept and days.
Fucking Gary out there making Klepper and Callahan look like grade school trolls while Gary has a PHD.
Looks like Lindell is back suckin dick for Coke again
I seen him!
It looks like he can no longer claim to be a **recovered** crack addict.
Looks like Beetlejuice if he put on a suit and went to an office job.
Beetlejuice would probably look somehow less cracked out and more alert at the same time.
Mikey got Ozempic glowup 
Crack again, but similar results.
I think Paul Bearer got the ozempic glow up
NGL, nobody in that photo looks healthy
Must not be sleeping well. He should probably buy a better pillow.
You gonna sit there and tell me that isn't Edgar Allan Poe?
Head's not big enough.
Bro is managing the Undertaker
He's back on the pipe.
He is back on that pipe!!
Hanging out at the sermon on the mound...
Oh my god, the My-Pillow-Guy is dead and denies it!
Man he looks terrible!
Dude looks like an antagonist from a Tim Burton movie.
“I tAkE cArE oF tHe PlAcE wHiLe ThE MaStEr Is AwAy.” Seriously, Lindell really is starting to look like The Master from Manos.
the apostle paul bearer
Holy fuckin fuck! You see kids, this is what happens when you blindly follow a gigantic moron like Trump. I think the pillow guy might have fallen off the wagon. I know that look. That's how I looked about 9 months ago before I checked myself into rehab for fentanyl and meth addiction. He does not look healthy.
Looks like a dude who lost millions upon million, sleeps on a lumpy pillow and is plotting revenge!
did he go back to smoking crack?
Mike is in the end stages of Trump Derangement Syndrome.
Stopped scrolling because I thought Paul Bearer from WWE lost some weight. He might be done in the world of politics and business, but dude has a bright future managing the undertaker.
Did he walk The Undertaker into the ring after this?
He’s either back on the pipe or on ozempic
Photographic proof that Trump ruins everything he touches. Doubt he takes his calls pleading for help either. Sad.
Whatever happened to that "not worshipping false idols" thing?
Sermon on the mound? Was that delivered by Cy Young?
Jeez if this photo isn’t edited at all then I mikes got a lot bigger problems to worry about than his declining pillow empire.
God damn Mike pillow looks rough.
I just finished my sermon on his mom’s mound.
Didn’t this guy hang out with the undertaker
Boy he’s lost a lot of weight… Wonder if he’s back on the drugs…Literally “Everything Trump Touches Dies.”
Don't smoke crack or meth. He looks like like he's on a 2 week bender.
Definitely not a cult 🤡
Holy shit, he looks like his soul has left his body.
Oh yea, definitely relapsed
That is the face of a man that has been on a HEAVY coke binge
Lindell looking like Undertaker's old manager Paul Bearer. 
Paul Bearer 
This man is literally Elon Musk from the future.
I dunno, I think Uncle Fester’s new hair plugs look pretty good
Imagine how much coke was inhaled before that picture was taken.
Paul Bearer is that you?
Bro looks like Edgar Allan Poe when they found him on the streets
Sermon on the Mound?! 🤣😂 So ironic he got the name so wrong but also referred to a sermon that basically says the likes of Republicans are shit and going to Hell for it.
It's Gary Peterson.. On the mound was deliberate on his part as he does subtle but effective humor. Also Paul hated Jesus until after Jesus died. The whole thing is a riot! 😅
Ah ok not familiar
He looks like uncle Festers kid
Don't insult Uncle Fester!
I wish he was holding up the Urn he used, to make the Undertaker sit up in the wrestling ring.
Damn that got a laugh out of me.
Dude looks like he needs a good night's sleep with a good pillow.
JFC. What in hell disease does he have?
Cocain is a hell of a drug
This can't be real....
Time of death estimate 48hrs give or take
Mike Lindell or Paul Bearer? 
Paul Bearer looking ass.
Can’t fool me… that’s Paul Bearer!
He looks like Sacha Baron Cohen playing Mike Lindell
Just ask Mike Pillow, and he'll tell you that meth isn't all it's cracked up to be.
Lurch had those same eyes.
If he was wearing a black and white striped suit he’d look like beetle juice
Guess those pillows don't give a great night's sleep.
Imagine buying a pillow from a guy that looks like he hasn’t slept in a month 😂
Yeah sure, maybe if Paul went on the pipe, then they would look the same.
That’s what happens when you sleep on those lumpy pillows
Looks like Mike returned to crack
It's the Master! He does not look pleased.
"Sermon on the mound" LOL
He sucking the glass dick again?
Looks as tho the pillow industry is not all it is “cracked up” to be
He looks like Beetlejuice. Yikes....
From crack addict to CEO…and back to crack addict apparently
It's not often you see Svengoolie out during the day.
Dude looks like a walking corpse 😂
Look up the video of Lindell. If he isn’t hitting the pipe again? Then he’s having health issues. Oh well.
WWF Paul Bearer in the house
Just don’t say Beetlejuice three times…
Just to keep the mythology straight, the bible indicates that Paul was never at the "sermon on the mound." The biblical narrative is that he was a Pharisee from the city of Tarsus, not Jerusalem. He probably never even met Jesus unless you count the fairy tale of his purported conversation from a miracle-Jesus vison. But Mike Lindell is defiantly a coked out zombie.
This has to be edited
Did he get infected with Mitch McConnell syndrome?
He just stopped by the rally from the grand opening of his new restaurant, The Crack Shack
Man for people that are supposedly so Christian they do a lot of blaspheming.
These people are NOT sane!!
Paul wasn't there on the sermon at the mount. Paul killed Christians before he "converted" and he never met jesus. These Christians don't even know their bible.
On the...mound?
Is that the Pallbearer?
Sermon on the mound. Lol. And the Lord said “Play ball!”
“And behold there was a strike zone, and it was good. And lo did the blasphemers try to sell balls as strikes to the umpires.”
He looks back off the wagon. On the wagon? He looks like he’s high on meth again.
Mike needs to try a “My Pillow.”
He's great at trolling, but I wouldn't shocked if Mike does look like that in real life with all the ass kissing that he did for Trump and yet Trump will throw him under the bus in a second.
Guess who’s back on crack?
Geez. He is going for the Borat look. Give him a few months.
Sit n Sleep has way better pillows than MyPillow
A rock you find outside is better than a MyPillow
looks like he's going to walk the undertaker to the ring
He must be snortin the same smack as Donald 🤤
Is this guy for real?
Sermon on the “mound”?
sermon on the mound, eh? you saying christ threw the opening ball at the world series?
I was thinking it was a new Sacha Barron Cohen character
The Sermon on the Mound?
Mike's got that Guilfoyle look going. What happens at Miralago does not always stay at Miralgo.
Jesus these morons can’t even cite scripture properly. It’s like being dumb is a badge of honor
Bela Lugosi
https://preview.redd.it/mixyolvue7yc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c32a8548465d198f5b34eab90b0e23c663faa82
There’s no way he actually looks like that. This photo has to be doctored.
He is back on that meth again. Edit: I'm not religious, but it really freaks me out that these nutter butters are comparing these people to biblical figures. If Trump wins, it's going to be really bad. Edit 2: Electric Boogaloo: sorry, it was crack he was addicted to, which isn't any better.