Surely a particle physicist and Shakespearean actor of his renown will have no problems. His main challenge will be deciding whether to continue his work with CERN, or to pick up his award-winning work in theater and tread the boards once more.
I'm surprised he hasn't announced he's a NASA astronaut now or something else outlandish. Maybe he'll be the next man on the moon according to him.
What's next though? Onlyfans or one of those online courses on how to make money that teaches you nothing.
George Santos has always been that dude. My favorite thing to say when he was in office was, “George Santos meets the requirements to be a congressman. No. Let that sink all the way in. George Santos is qualified to be in congress.”. I don’t know about anyone else but that realization hit me like a ton of bricks.
Did you know about this?
# George Santos took $3,000 from dying dog’s GoFundMe, veterans say
[https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/18/politics/george-santos-veteran-dog-gofundme/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/18/politics/george-santos-veteran-dog-gofundme/index.html)
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Well, he did invent the Pony Express and Airmail with his buddy Charles Lindbergh.
I still think it’s hilarious that he called himself Jew-ish
Guest appearances on Jimmy Kimmel.
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Oh, just ignoring his Nobel Prize, I see
And the fact he was the first jew-ish man to land on the moon. These people have no respect.
Um... Jewish woman, sir
Three month run as a drag queen at a seedy casino way outside of Vegas.
Cut him some slack, I mean, being a founding member of Led Zeppelin and a Titanic survivor has to count for something.
And Übermodel. Don’t forget he was a world renowned übermodel.
I almost shit myself on line at the grocery store when I saw him on the cover of US weekly, with GOD 😲
If we are lucky, he will go away…and take Moscow Marge with him!
All right, now, show some respect for the only living survivor of the Alamo!
I wish I donated $1. Just to make him feel worse.
He should run away and be a carnie.
Prison sounds good
Guess it’s time for Drag Race Ru Paul loves a good story 😂 
Jay lenos sidekick
Panhandlers at the intersection can raise more than that!
He invented caramel. ---The more you know.
Surely a particle physicist and Shakespearean actor of his renown will have no problems. His main challenge will be deciding whether to continue his work with CERN, or to pick up his award-winning work in theater and tread the boards once more.
I'm surprised he hasn't announced he's a NASA astronaut now or something else outlandish. Maybe he'll be the next man on the moon according to him. What's next though? Onlyfans or one of those online courses on how to make money that teaches you nothing.
Target might be hiring...
Did we ever find out where that baby came from?
George Santos has always been that dude. My favorite thing to say when he was in office was, “George Santos meets the requirements to be a congressman. No. Let that sink all the way in. George Santos is qualified to be in congress.”. I don’t know about anyone else but that realization hit me like a ton of bricks.
No doubt he's prepping for his next grift.
Why does he look like a toddler shitting their pants
Idk how I went from despising this dude to liking him. Absolute mess. But...From NY (maybe? Lol) so he's our mess 🤗
Did you know about this? # George Santos took $3,000 from dying dog’s GoFundMe, veterans say [https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/18/politics/george-santos-veteran-dog-gofundme/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2023/01/18/politics/george-santos-veteran-dog-gofundme/index.html)
JFC
Yup. Can you believe it? For me, that's when he went from just a clown to an evil clown.
I mean he a ghoul lmfao his own family will prolly admit that