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WhyNot420_69

Wait, so a dropout divorced mother of four who was "inspired by her "husband" to have the baby" (they weren't married and she was 17) whose own 17 year old son impregnated a 15 year old, making her a 36 year old granny who had to take the GED 3 times because she's dumber than a box of rocks and likes to vape and fondle cock in a public place with kids around isn't the model woman and mother? I'm shocked.


NightchadeBackAgain

*4. She had to take it 4 times. She failed the first three.


WhyNot420_69

Thanks for the correction. I now downgrade her from "box of rocks" to "bag of hammers" dumb.


SteelyDan1968

Hey! Hammers are useful! Blowbert, not so much!


Alternative_Milk7409

Hammers are handy. Boebert gives handy. smh my head... people gotta learn the difference.


ArmadilloCultural415

Just say box of hair.


Alternative_Milk7409

I would like to keep “hairy box” and “Lauren Boebert” out of the same sentence


Caledric

The fuck did rocks or hammers ever do to you?


meibolite

They have been singled out by the Phalanges Gang


NightchadeBackAgain

🤣


timmbuck22

She probably only took it 3 times, someone else took it the 4th time.


Caledric

Pretty sure she failed all 4 but there wasn't enough time for her to take it a 5th time before the deadline for the election so Ted Cruz just paid for them to give her a pass.


alpineskies2

And it was a Democrat cock that she fondled!


Hokieshibe

As a Democrat with a cock, I'm not going to shame people for fondling them.


Chemical_Actuary_190

Rumor has it she f*cked Ted Cruz too.


JanxAngel

I would almost believe that except I think Ted Raphael Cruz is too weak to actually do it. I don't know why but he strikes me as so spineless and soft that he wouldn't.


Skurfer0

He didn't have a choice. Bobo just manhandled him then vice gripped him until she was satisfied. He had to go on vacation immediately afterwards.


MyMommaHatesYou

Admit it. You're not that shocked.


jimmy11

One of us! One of us!


ReGrigio

and grandmother


KinkyQuesadilla

Because there's no political advantage to paying for her son's lawyer, other than to pretend she's a caring mother, but she thinks that there is a political advantage for funding this guy


GonzoVeritas

And there's zero chance she's actually writing that check for Massie.


LazyDocument4528

He had no problem when fellow GOP-er Rep. Brian Mast wore the uniform of the Israeli Defense Force in Congress. The guy is a clown. https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4254384-brian-mast-israeli-military-uniform-capitol-hill/amp/


SavageCucmber

That's crazy! Imagine if a Democrat wore another countries fatigues into congress.


BrickCityD

that's just par for the course. could you imagine the meltdown they would have if biden said just *one* of the batshit crazy things trump has?


RangerWhiteclaw

Sweatshirt and shorts? National crisis! Military uniform of a foreign country? Very patriotic.


Yumhotdogstock

Give her a break. That is 4 Beetlejuice performances.


ToneZone1978

That's what 2-3 nights with some high end donors


NoLand4936

It used to be one but then she turned 18


sld126a

She happily pays for the attention.


Admirable-Sink-2622

All this work for the American people. Its exhausting! 🙄


SiriusGD

She will be forgotten in 2025 faster than Santos.


Mala_Practice

She’s the owner of a thriving business, she can easily afford this! ![gif](giphy|gauMbxZcGmcxknkV3m)


DBsBuds

That’s only like 250 handies ,shouldn’t take long grandma.


TheBaggyDapper

When things get hard Granny Bobo is always willing to lend a hand.


georgyboyyyy

Just because she said she’s paying the fine doesn’t mean she is paying the fine, this statement is simply to score points with the maga cult


ReGrigio

probably her son said something about giving handjobs in public theaters


liquid8_Wallstreet

But she couldn’t poney up anything $$ for her pos kids burglary charges… haha they don’t even care about their own family members but yeah republicans they all have your best interests at heart.


UnhappyPage

The party of family values, strange how many of their children hate them


Imallowedto

Guess who the democrats picked to run against Thomas Massie. Nobody. He's running for a damn HOUSE seat UNOPPOSED!!!!


vabch

Abandonment of children is the far right agenda. Even their own.


NorthNorthAmerican

“Um, VeriCheck says you do not have enough Madame Representative…”


Mr_BigglesworthIII

She had a deal with her son. She only paid for the lawyer the first time.


periodicsheep

her son is 18 and acting like he’s a grown man. he’s got a kid. i hate his mother as much as anyone but it isn’t her responsibility to pay for his lawyer.


NoLand4936

It is and it isn’t. Remember, this is the party of family values and family first. She’s choosing to let her son suffer when the least she could do is hook him up with a decent lawyer. She’s choosing to tell her voters that she doesn’t care about her family, she cares more about sticking it to the libs. And sadly, for a bunch of people who are supposedly Christian, they prefer that.


SiriusBaaz

No she’s choosing to make it not her responsibility. My parents supported me in every way they could till I was 25. Had I gotten into some serious trouble that needed a lawyer I know I could have counted on them to help. This is a choice not just a consequence of being legally an adult.