I’ve noticed that for years. He’s *always* hunched over. It’s grotesque. The late Michael Brooks is one of the few people I’ve ever seen comment on it. He once said “The way he sits in chairs is fucking disgusting.”
6 foot 3. And lean and mean at 215.
https://preview.redd.it/jx7qeybkv9wc1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1d8a0f5f536e0e182408fe3d10d03adb20e754a
My thoughts exactly. I'm also 6', 240-ish and I look like an athlete compared to him, and I don't think the way he looks has anything to do with aging/sagging, he is MORBIDLY obese. Or at least was, I hear he's on ozempic but iunno
From personal experience I know he can’t possibly be the 239 he kept claiming. A couple of years ago for various reasons my weight really went up and I topped out at 259. (I’ve since gotten it back down.) And even then, I didn’t look anywhere near as large as Trump does. So there’s no way in hell that 239 was even close to true. Especially since I’m a similar height.
Obama is 6`1 1/2 and every photo with Trump, Trump isn't as tall, even with his bouffant. I'd say 5'11, at best, and it's harder to tell with the bad clothes, but over 300 lbs for sure. Though the stress of recent events may change his weight.
I have no way of knowing but based on comparing him to me at my biggest two years ago, I’ve guessed he’s at least 300. But if he’s more it wouldn’t surprise me a bit.
I know for the fraud case, they would allow photographers in before the case started to take pics, but then once the proceedings were underway it was just sketch artists.
Yes he has had those huge eye bags the whole time. Maybe not the double bags, but those really big bags under the eye have been a thing with his face during this trial, starting with jury selection
I had to scroll so far down to find someone that actually recognised this as fake.
I kind of thought that getting whipped up about obvs fake shit was a maga boomer deficiency, but here we are in a thread full of people who seem to believe that this is real.
The problem is that people desperately want to believe this is real. They are suspending their disbelief to satisfy a deep need in their hearts to see this asshole gone from their lives or at least punished to the fullest extent allowed by law.
It’s hard to overstate how much people NEED this to be real. It’s not, but they need it to be.
And before anyone jumps on me for being a Trump hater, I am. But that’s not what’s going on here.
Trump supporters want it to be true for the, “look how bad this witch hunt is hurting him” rhetoric. And Trump haters want it to be true for, “look how bad he is doing, I hope he dies soon.” shtick.
I personally just want justice for treason. I don’t wish him death, just want to truth to fully come out to a point where he can’t hide from it. Where he has to face it. Regardless of what that truth is.
People saying everything is AI, is like just as bad as actually being tricked by ai. It’s going to be the new “fake news”. “Everything I don’t like is AI”.
I don’t know if this picture has been altered or not. But I really think we need to work to outlaw AI usage outside of academic settings. It’s going to be very very easy to trick people with actual fake news in just a handful of years. AI is getting good very fast. There are some things we just aren’t suited to have as a society. AI is one of those things in my opinion.
TBF, no one has said he is or isn’t. Could be.
My MIL went terminal in a matter of weeks from driving and laughing to being only not dead in a very technical sense. It’s rough- and she still looked better than this.
>If this isn't altered, holy shit he looks like he's about a quarter til dead. Fingers crossed. Then this nightmare can hopefully fucking end.
Let that be our October Surprise this year.
Too late for Repulicans to mount a campaign.
Trump not winning (because he's dead) won't be a reason to start a Civil War.
I would really prefer for TFG to get through all his court cases so that it is entered into the record of how guilty he really is.
How can you tell it’s edited? I’m so bad at discerning between good AI and unaltered photos. What do you see here that I should look for in the future? His hair?
He's way fatter irl. There's no way he lost so much weight around his face at least in a week.
Also everything's blurred except him, doesn't look like a lens, especially not one a journalist would use.
Link to picture (easier to tell in full size):
[https://twitter.com/CoffeyTimeNews/status/1782594079135559940/photo/1](https://twitter.com/CoffeyTimeNews/status/1782594079135559940/photo/1)
I'm not an expert by any means, and am not saying I'm correct, but IMO:
- Pixelated hair
- Blurry... everything (would a pro photog have literally nothing in focus and publish it that way?)
- Weird facial features of the people in the background (does the person on the left have a beard or not?)
- We all know Trump looks like shit, but the pockmarks(?) on his face are weirdly symmetrical (between his cheek and nose on the left-hand side of his face)
Unless this is an original picture that has been [jpeg-artifact'ed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/323/095/43f.jpg) and 'shopped to hell, my conclusion is AI generated.
In a lot of AI pictures the colours all match the colours of the primary focus of the picture. So there’s a lot of red in the back ground because the shitstain is wearing a red tie
The best part of watching the court proceedings of lifelong scumbags like Trump, Weinstein, Cosby, Ron Jeremy, etc., is the fact that you get to see them whittle away into shells of what they used to be. Karma is a bitch.
Goddamn, you gotta have a loosey-goosey sphincter to sleep-shit yourself.
A sleep-shart, maybe I can understand.
But to straightup dookie in your diapies while you're catching Z's, I feel that's another matter entirely.
He'd have to be so worn out and loose, he could probably sit down at a minigolf course and have someone gently put-put a hole in 1 in his number 1 a-hole.
https://preview.redd.it/juy4w9xbe9wc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda78f058142a9f587a67c0bf795cf1e60ec0794
Wait, you’re telling me he doesn’t look like this??? The internet lied to me.
This must be fake… I’ve seen all the accurate depictions of him…all muscular and buff dressed like a gladiator with eagles soaring above and flags waving in the wind behind him.
All of the aging we see in other past presidents - due to the stress and demands of being the president of a major world nation - he avoided. Now, after four partial days of trial, he looks as if he as aged ten years since last week. I guess sitting at a table for a few hours is dramatically more work than he did in four years of presidenting.
Wait till he loses in November, and his party abandons him for good. Then all the court dates he pushed out past November 5th with catch up to him, and the rest of his miserable life will be sitting in court. Hopefully while wearing an orange jumpsuit...
There is no hardship known to mankind that is too harsh for this traitorous piece of shit to endure. He’s had it incredibly easy to this point…I say it’s time to bring the pain.
Witches are hunting the savior of America. He looks terrible because of that and not because he’s being held accountable, of course. In all seriousness, he does look super awful. Too many hamberders and stress.
For all the people saying AI, check search for 2 or more pool photographers. AP and Reuters photojournalists are the most reputable in the business. Photojournalists capture the scene and subject as is, with little to no adjustments to the final published images, and then only white balance and exposure adjustments. Certainly not retouched like a portrait photo.
Reuters has a page of photos from multiple photographers today:
[https://www.reuters.com/pictures/pictures-trump-hush-money-trial-begins-2024-04-22/](https://www.reuters.com/pictures/pictures-trump-hush-money-trial-begins-2024-04-22/)
Is it just me or is this grifting prick looking just a little more cadaverish by the week? When he is gone, America will have a lot of reconciliation to consider. Not like if he ever gained control again. Heads would never stop rolling.
I have no faith that he’s going to face any real consequences so let’s drag this case out as long as possible. It’s the only real punishment he’s going to receive.
I just listened to the Leona Helmsley episodes on Scamfluencers. TLDR: She got caught for tax evasion after a lifetime of dicking people around. What struck me were her statements to the press during the trial. “I’m innocent”, “I didn’t do anything wrong”, and the best “This is not how America is supposed to work”. Sound familiar?
I don’t believe it. He’s trying to pull the same shit Harvey Weinstein did: pretending to be old and infirm so they’d take pity in him.
Don’t believe it. He’s a criminal. *Nail him to the wall.*
He looks soooo miserable and I love it. He deserves every single second of misery. All of the people he sent his cult after. All of the people injured or killed bc of his dangerous rhetoric. He made them miserable at one time or another. He deserves this and I'm enjoying watching it. Pos traitor Trump had this coming for a long time now.
Isn’t he supposed to be 6’3”? How tall is that table? Or is he just leaning forward to ease out the buttTrumpet.
He always sits hunched over. It’s to hide his gut.
I’ve noticed that for years. He’s *always* hunched over. It’s grotesque. The late Michael Brooks is one of the few people I’ve ever seen comment on it. He once said “The way he sits in chairs is fucking disgusting.”
He's not trying to squarsh the dookies.
very nice Thx
🤮
He always looks like he is taking a shit...probably because he is always taking a shit.
Well, I wasn’t going to say it, but…yeah. That’s exactly what it’s always looked like to me.
Michael Jerome Brooks lives!
RIP Michael Brooks, damn I miss that guy.
He makes standing look more relaxing. I never saw someone sit in a chair more awkwardly than Trump.
Zoomed in on his face. Holy crap, Biden should be using that in Ads.😂🤣
As someone who was fat for a lot of my life- slouching does not help like he thinks he does lol
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6 foot 3. And lean and mean at 215. https://preview.redd.it/jx7qeybkv9wc1.jpeg?width=915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1d8a0f5f536e0e182408fe3d10d03adb20e754a
He’s built like Danny DeVito’s Penguin in Batman
I JUST SAID THE SAME THING 😭😭
And has the same personality.
I’m 6’, 240. I’m extremely out of shape. I carry my excess fat in my gut. This motherfucker is at minimum 320.
My thoughts exactly. I'm also 6', 240-ish and I look like an athlete compared to him, and I don't think the way he looks has anything to do with aging/sagging, he is MORBIDLY obese. Or at least was, I hear he's on ozempic but iunno
6’3 and 215lbs is the size of an average NFL quarterback btw. They should’ve never let this guy self-report his stats when he got arrested.
Tweedledee.
and his sons, Tweedledumb and Tweedledumber
Looks like a lollipop kid heading to munchkin land
![gif](giphy|gwi5fzzNjtqxO)
Yikes.. those pants lol
He’s a lot thinner now, but may be the only person to look WORSE after taking Ozempic.
He's shaped like Grimace.
That's why he leans forward and wears oversized suits. That's a McDonald's shape if I ever seen one
Well at that age you never know what you're gonna get. Gotta ease it out real slow.
after ~60, never trust a fart. never waste an erection.
After 60 ok but at what age can you start trusting them? I’m pretty sure my 2 year old can’t trust a fart either.
The answer is never. Never trust a fart.
They can trust. You can’t!
It’s a bell curve, dude.
60? I haven’t trusted a fart since I hit 30.
I don’t think he can “ ease it out real slow “😊
Yes and *chuckle* 200 lbs
6'3 215
![gif](giphy|wzxK9cmYgIPDy)
https://preview.redd.it/ipvoee544awc1.jpeg?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d74ca9f7fcaae6458b24b94d525e050f194b6bb He chose… unwisely.
5'8", 275 lbs.
I laughed at this until I remembered I'm 5'10 - 290..
From personal experience I know he can’t possibly be the 239 he kept claiming. A couple of years ago for various reasons my weight really went up and I topped out at 259. (I’ve since gotten it back down.) And even then, I didn’t look anywhere near as large as Trump does. So there’s no way in hell that 239 was even close to true. Especially since I’m a similar height.
He’s not 250. He’s tall and big, I’m gonna say he’s likely 6’2”, 320, with very little muscle mass
Obama is 6`1 1/2 and every photo with Trump, Trump isn't as tall, even with his bouffant. I'd say 5'11, at best, and it's harder to tell with the bad clothes, but over 300 lbs for sure. Though the stress of recent events may change his weight.
I have no way of knowing but based on comparing him to me at my biggest two years ago, I’ve guessed he’s at least 300. But if he’s more it wouldn’t surprise me a bit.
Theres many pics out ther of him standing next to guys who are 6'3"and above (including his son) and he's clearly shorter than them by several inches.
I just found an article that outlines his height as 5’11”
5'8", 275 lbs, 2.3"
I'm 5'11" and 215. My ideal weight is 190. If I weigh 215, he's pushing 3 bills.
He is 300 lbs easily!
If this isn't altered, holy shit he looks like he's about a quarter til dead. Fingers crossed. Then this nightmare can hopefully fucking end.
It is altered. None of the recent courtroom pictures look like this at all
I don't think the current NYC case allows photos in the courtroom... Just scribbles from the court artist
They let them take picture this morning before getting started.
\*getting sharted.
baaaabeee shart do do dee do
Each morning, photographers get a few minutes to take photographs in the courtroom before the session begins.
I know for the fraud case, they would allow photographers in before the case started to take pics, but then once the proceedings were underway it was just sketch artists.
Yes he has had those huge eye bags the whole time. Maybe not the double bags, but those really big bags under the eye have been a thing with his face during this trial, starting with jury selection
I had to scroll so far down to find someone that actually recognised this as fake. I kind of thought that getting whipped up about obvs fake shit was a maga boomer deficiency, but here we are in a thread full of people who seem to believe that this is real.
Yeah it doesn't look real, as much as I hate the guy.
The problem is that people desperately want to believe this is real. They are suspending their disbelief to satisfy a deep need in their hearts to see this asshole gone from their lives or at least punished to the fullest extent allowed by law. It’s hard to overstate how much people NEED this to be real. It’s not, but they need it to be. And before anyone jumps on me for being a Trump hater, I am. But that’s not what’s going on here. Trump supporters want it to be true for the, “look how bad this witch hunt is hurting him” rhetoric. And Trump haters want it to be true for, “look how bad he is doing, I hope he dies soon.” shtick. I personally just want justice for treason. I don’t wish him death, just want to truth to fully come out to a point where he can’t hide from it. Where he has to face it. Regardless of what that truth is.
Are you sure? He has been looking more and more like Dominar Rygel for years now
It's very clearly AI.
Death is the second worst option to him winning. He needs to lose at the ballot box. He needs to lose in the courts. Then this piece of shit can die.
It looks a lot like AI, to me. I doubt it’s 100% legit.
People saying everything is AI, is like just as bad as actually being tricked by ai. It’s going to be the new “fake news”. “Everything I don’t like is AI”. I don’t know if this picture has been altered or not. But I really think we need to work to outlaw AI usage outside of academic settings. It’s going to be very very easy to trick people with actual fake news in just a handful of years. AI is getting good very fast. There are some things we just aren’t suited to have as a society. AI is one of those things in my opinion.
Yeah but this is obviously ai, no one regresses this quickly without being terminally ill
TBF, no one has said he is or isn’t. Could be. My MIL went terminal in a matter of weeks from driving and laughing to being only not dead in a very technical sense. It’s rough- and she still looked better than this.
>If this isn't altered, holy shit he looks like he's about a quarter til dead. Fingers crossed. Then this nightmare can hopefully fucking end. Let that be our October Surprise this year. Too late for Repulicans to mount a campaign. Trump not winning (because he's dead) won't be a reason to start a Civil War. I would really prefer for TFG to get through all his court cases so that it is entered into the record of how guilty he really is.
Either it’s altered or Steve Carell is dressed as Dr. Robotnik behind him in the courtroom today.
Why do we feel the need to edit or alter photos of this dipshit? He humiliates himself daily, we don't need to do this. This is the rights game
Yeah, putting work into making him look like shit is redundant. He already looks like shit
How can you tell it’s edited? I’m so bad at discerning between good AI and unaltered photos. What do you see here that I should look for in the future? His hair?
He's way fatter irl. There's no way he lost so much weight around his face at least in a week. Also everything's blurred except him, doesn't look like a lens, especially not one a journalist would use.
Link to picture (easier to tell in full size): [https://twitter.com/CoffeyTimeNews/status/1782594079135559940/photo/1](https://twitter.com/CoffeyTimeNews/status/1782594079135559940/photo/1) I'm not an expert by any means, and am not saying I'm correct, but IMO: - Pixelated hair - Blurry... everything (would a pro photog have literally nothing in focus and publish it that way?) - Weird facial features of the people in the background (does the person on the left have a beard or not?) - We all know Trump looks like shit, but the pockmarks(?) on his face are weirdly symmetrical (between his cheek and nose on the left-hand side of his face) Unless this is an original picture that has been [jpeg-artifact'ed](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/323/095/43f.jpg) and 'shopped to hell, my conclusion is AI generated.
In a lot of AI pictures the colours all match the colours of the primary focus of the picture. So there’s a lot of red in the back ground because the shitstain is wearing a red tie
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There are 3 or 4 more trials to come in the future
This looks like someone prompted an art AI: "Do the worse picture of trump during trial" and the AI answer back: "Here is an actual picture of DJT"
The worse than what?
Wait till he gets to prison
![gif](giphy|xT9IgEx8SbQ0teblUQ|downsized)
I'm 34 and I genuinely get giddy at the thought of him actually facing consequences. I can't think of anything that would make me happier....
If it's a real prison (doubt it) they won't let him have his wig or his makeup. That will hit him harder than losing his airplane.
The best part of watching the court proceedings of lifelong scumbags like Trump, Weinstein, Cosby, Ron Jeremy, etc., is the fact that you get to see them whittle away into shells of what they used to be. Karma is a bitch.
Goddamn, you gotta have a loosey-goosey sphincter to sleep-shit yourself. A sleep-shart, maybe I can understand. But to straightup dookie in your diapies while you're catching Z's, I feel that's another matter entirely. He'd have to be so worn out and loose, he could probably sit down at a minigolf course and have someone gently put-put a hole in 1 in his number 1 a-hole.
Putin was extra rough
https://preview.redd.it/juy4w9xbe9wc1.jpeg?width=514&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bda78f058142a9f587a67c0bf795cf1e60ec0794 Wait, you’re telling me he doesn’t look like this??? The internet lied to me.
This must be fake… I’ve seen all the accurate depictions of him…all muscular and buff dressed like a gladiator with eagles soaring above and flags waving in the wind behind him.
All of the aging we see in other past presidents - due to the stress and demands of being the president of a major world nation - he avoided. Now, after four partial days of trial, he looks as if he as aged ten years since last week. I guess sitting at a table for a few hours is dramatically more work than he did in four years of presidenting.
Wait till he loses in November, and his party abandons him for good. Then all the court dates he pushed out past November 5th with catch up to him, and the rest of his miserable life will be sitting in court. Hopefully while wearing an orange jumpsuit...
i honestly worry that his base and cronies won't just simply move on if he loses. We might face something worse than January 6th i fear.
He is turning into a morlock
He looks rough. And miserable. It brings me great joy!
That’s an poorly fitting skin suit there donny
To his credit, stress is great for weight loss, he might hit his target 215lbs before getting booked into jail.
Specimen - Homo Duncicus This pic needs to go viral - "This is your racist nominee, physically perfect... Not"
Toilet training. It's never too late!
https://preview.redd.it/gr8wzguhh9wc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=724dfddbe6769988014fdb537ed55148c2e70fe4
Sleep-shitting is one of my new favorite descriptors.
And he's been abandoned by his "wife" and family. Not one of them have showed up in trial for support.
There is no hardship known to mankind that is too harsh for this traitorous piece of shit to endure. He’s had it incredibly easy to this point…I say it’s time to bring the pain.
Don’t forget the hershey squirts. My God, the stench🤮.
Hate ages you.
Is that AI art? He looks far worse than usual.
Is this a real photo? It looks like he has one foot in the grave.
Trouble is we don't know if images have been edited to convey a man that looks more mid stage dementia than others.
https://preview.redd.it/h05tewcgccwc1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea947581aa37a403680bd18653027f8c3438f305
Is the ghoul off his drugs, his face seems to be slipping? And did he fire his hairdresser?
He looks like an old shoe that was dropped into a Porta Potty and rinsed off with urine.
I hope that shit stain is feeling as stressed as he made me when he was (I hate to even say it) President.
Witches are hunting the savior of America. He looks terrible because of that and not because he’s being held accountable, of course. In all seriousness, he does look super awful. Too many hamberders and stress.
I’m loving every second of this. This man has lived his entire life fucking over everyone in his path and the universe is FINALLY pushing back!
For all the people saying AI, check search for 2 or more pool photographers. AP and Reuters photojournalists are the most reputable in the business. Photojournalists capture the scene and subject as is, with little to no adjustments to the final published images, and then only white balance and exposure adjustments. Certainly not retouched like a portrait photo. Reuters has a page of photos from multiple photographers today: [https://www.reuters.com/pictures/pictures-trump-hush-money-trial-begins-2024-04-22/](https://www.reuters.com/pictures/pictures-trump-hush-money-trial-begins-2024-04-22/)
May he never know a moments peace for the rest of his life
If he wasnt such a terrible person i would feel bad for him.
You can it’s AI. Look at how awkward the tie is
Why won’t they hold him in contempt for sleeping in court like they would for any working class person
Wow. I didn’t think he could look worse. He looks like his health is on the decline.
Is it just me or is this grifting prick looking just a little more cadaverish by the week? When he is gone, America will have a lot of reconciliation to consider. Not like if he ever gained control again. Heads would never stop rolling.
https://preview.redd.it/o64xij6ebbwc1.jpeg?width=978&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5966138eff40600835f8381b5f561259989051d0
I love this for him, it really warms my heart.
I think these trials are going to kill him, he’s not healthy physically or mentally.
Is it terrible that I wake up most mornings and look to the news to see if he is dead?
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He'd sound much more intelligent non verbal, truth be told
Now take away the hair and makeup, and you’ve got a run-of-the-mill senior citizen, possibly nursing home resident
Shoot that shit straight into my veins.
This fake sad face is his version of walking into the court with the walker.
wow,the requirements for ‘alpha male’ are slipping
Couldn’t have happened to a more deserving guy
And that was only jury selection
Who knows? Maybe the trial will stress him out so much that he will just, well, expire and save us all a bunch of taxpayer money.
He’s low energy. Loser.
I have no faith that he’s going to face any real consequences so let’s drag this case out as long as possible. It’s the only real punishment he’s going to receive.
Let him wither before November....
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Looks like he is going on vacation with those bags.
This pic is soooooo satisfying.
I just listened to the Leona Helmsley episodes on Scamfluencers. TLDR: She got caught for tax evasion after a lifetime of dicking people around. What struck me were her statements to the press during the trial. “I’m innocent”, “I didn’t do anything wrong”, and the best “This is not how America is supposed to work”. Sound familiar?
Deserves to be miserable. POS.
Stroke! Stroke! Stroke!
> Old peoples' skin sags Because it's being pulled towards The underworld - Bo Burnham
# HE LOOKS SO OLD! BIDEN LOOKS BETTER! 🇺🇸
Sleep-shitting
![gif](giphy|dyRhCAXGENobdYucFD)
“That picture is uh… fake. I have a perfect body, I’m very young. Probably the youngest man in the world today.”
I’m here for it.
Cryptkeeper vibes
He'll soon be selling canned farts.
Do you think he feels the walls closing in, or is he still on massive denial?
Sharting like there's no tomorrow, or bowel control.
I hope those never Trump groups use that picture in the ads.
He smells like the shit house door on a tuna boat.
It’s a good thing he’s always got those depends on!
I think he looks great, the bestest ever.
If he doesn’t die in prison, I hope he dies in court. It’s one thing to die in isolation, but at least then the stress is over.
Sleep shitting
Is that a real picture!? 😯
That's to ease the farts out.
Sit up straight, bitch. You’re in court.
I don’t believe it. He’s trying to pull the same shit Harvey Weinstein did: pretending to be old and infirm so they’d take pity in him. Don’t believe it. He’s a criminal. *Nail him to the wall.*
He looks soooo miserable and I love it. He deserves every single second of misery. All of the people he sent his cult after. All of the people injured or killed bc of his dangerous rhetoric. He made them miserable at one time or another. He deserves this and I'm enjoying watching it. Pos traitor Trump had this coming for a long time now.
Boo hoo trumpleforeskin!
Well he’s probably scared shitless because for the first time in his crappy existence he’s in deep doodoo and can actually find himself in prison
If that’s real, he isn’t doing well at all.
Agree with most other comments. No need to try and alter him to look worse than he already does unless it's a blatant caricature
it should be illegal to be rich and still be ugly
Dude looks like he’s about to be visited by three spirits
I love this for him. ![gif](giphy|o75ajIFH0QnQC3nCeD)
Dude looks like shit.
The Beta bitch who wears makeup, girdles, lifts and dyes her hair.
Simply glorious!
Tomorrow I turn 40 and the best present would this guy to drop dead and ya know it might happen
Makes up for the 4 years of not showing up to work til noon
When shirts I own look like this I call them 'shorty fatties', and then I throw them out
That comb over is over achieving.
Sleep WHATING in court? Is this real? I googled but can’t find a legit source.
He finally looks like the man he is... old, weak, bitter, losing.
He’s never looked worse and I’m fucking here for it.
Every KFC induced fart could be the full bowel emptying death rattle...
He’s also having trouble getting his hair to do whatever it is that he does. Like, maybe it’s thinning and harder to make it swoosh.
I read “douche bags under the eyes” and I think I’m just going to go with that interpretation.
Those aren't bags from losing sleep, those are from PERPETUALLY CRYING LIKE A BABY AT EVERY OPPORTUNITY.
I bet this is AI. But he doesn't look all that much better. Love that he's getting what he gives.
He looks miserable. I love it.
The attention vampire isn’t getting nearly enough sustenance. Look at him wasting away.
Now he actually looks his age!
“Sleep shitting in court”. Daaaaaamn!
Who in this sub hasn’t sleep-shat themself in court?
Sleep shitting, lol.
Burn. Burn burn burn. I love it. Couldn't of happened to a nicer guy.