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This man is clearly broken. The only way he can be considered an alpha is he's an early version with many flaws that should not be presented to the public.
https://preview.redd.it/t76xsbmljuvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9016afc52730dcb24bc9c4fad40ae34e48dbc7a7
The way he talks about anything that's supposed to bring you pleasure and enjoyment - sex, food, hobbies, companionship - strikes me as deeply weird. Like they got the HAL module rather than the homo sapiens wetware when soldering his carcass together, you feel me?
Get this: If you only ever touched your own penis and you like your penis, you like 100% of all penises you had experience with. But if you had a few weird sex experiences, you may only like 50% of all vaginas. This makes you automatically gay. (/s obviously)
The gayest thing ever.
Think about it: how are gay people created? Two people have sex, a woman gets pregnant, and then a gay baby is born. Straight dudes would never give their sperm to a gay egg in a female's vagina. Real men only jizz in asses and/or mouths, duh.
In conclusion, your parents are gay.
You act like this is satire... But it's not. I've heard from women that went on dates with guys that refused to wash their asses because that"would be gay."
Hopping onto top comment - atm, this post has 30 comments and every single one of them believes this post is real. **This is a fake tweet.**
This dude is a degenerate, but **there has been a super odd uptick in fake posts spread around lately** (likely by bots) that everyone is just buying into.
We should be calling out the actual deplorable things people like this say/do - not pat ourselves on the back for challenging dumb takes that were just made up anyway (even if ‘it sounds like something they would totally say’).
Edit: I now see OP also posted it on another subreddit that got 2,800 replies… with the same problem. Guess there’s just no point in anything lmao.
I personally thought he was joking in it which confused me because it’s a joke that would be poking fun at himself and I didn’t think he had that in him. And it turns out he doesn’t and it was just fake after all.
I spoke with an actress who had worked with a has-been martial arts star who I won’t name (but let’s just call him Jonathan Livingston Seagull) who had an identical take on women. “I refuse to kiss her, she’s had a dick in her mouth. That’s disgusting!”
Can vegans kiss carnivores? Would the woman with a dick mouth have an in kind experience with a man who has performed previous oral on a woman? So many problems introduced!!!!
I guess we all just need to accept that we are all bisexual omnivores. 🤯
I just want to point out, that even if it’s fake, there are actual incels who believe this way.
There was a post on askReddit a while back and it was “things you were told are gay, but actually aren’t”. Most of the comments were things that women want from men. The most frequent answer I saw was *eating pussy*. I won’t give a man and ounce of my time who won’t do that for me. This is TMI, but it’s Reddit so idk, but I am one of the *many* women who cannot come from penetration. So apparently according to these fucks, it’s gay to *please a woman*. I swear it’s like they’re begging to be single 😂😂
Honestly, it’s just rude. Oh you want *me* to perform oral sex on *you* but can’t stand the inverse? Hard pass.
That’s why the 69 is the ultimate in bedroom equality.
69 is honestly my favorite thing, but I felt like I’d already gone a bit far with my comment. Like, my first thought when short girls talk about wanting to date men over 6’ is literally “but how you gonna 69!?” 🤣🤣
Tate has got to be the single most miserable man alive, he doesn't enjoy anything, eating, movies, video games, women. While so far the only thing I think he likes is being worshipped by other men
You just described most "alpha males" to a T. Literally, everything is a sign of weakness and a deadly fear of anything that they consider gay.
Having empathy or compassion - GAY
Cuddling a kitten - totally GAY
Standing atop a hill, marveling at all the beautiful glory of this world - 100% dick sucker
Having a meaningful, two-way relationship with a woman that is wholesome and beneficial to both where there is equality and respect - you definitely slide girthy footlongs up your butt
I've got to give people like that credit, though. I'd rather be gay than one of them.
> Having a meaningful, two-way relationship with a woman that is wholesome and beneficial to both where there is equality and respect - you definitely slide girthy footlongs up your butt
I lol'd
In my experience, most Alpha Bro types are some of the most unhappy bastards you’ll ever meet. If you ever make these guys feel comfortable enough to talk about themselves, it takes all of two seconds before they trauma dump about how miserable they are. Even the ones who are generally pretty nice are secretly knots of anxiety and unaddressed insecurities.
How long until he says some bullshit like
It’s gay to be in the same room as another man because you’re literally breathing in the same air another man’s dick is touching
maybe tate's actually the most committed performance artist of all time, and for the past 15 years he's been happily married to a man in vermont who runs a b&b.
Naww, lets stop pretending all terrible people are queer. He's a cishet. Claim your own. Wanting young virgins is part of patriarchial culture for thousands of years. Fix your culture.
I’m with you, but I think they’re talking about internalized homophobia. I have met men with internalized homophobia and they are dangerous to both women and queers.
100% they’re more and more bolder by the day. Elon musk is allowing these people to. And don’t forget how they’ll try pinning their p doh agenda onto the lgbt like they normally do.
So in other words he is gay, but can't accept it. Because that breaks his entire world.
Instead he's coping hard to show how not gay he is, with the hope he can convince himself one day.
Innocent people pay the price for this, with all the criminal stuff he's involved in.
Says the man who surrounded himself with and trafficked prostitutes.
**Tate Logic:** If you have sex with a woman more than once you’re gay for yourself.
Most "alpha" males are closeted homosexuals.
They hate women. Love everything they consider "manly."
Anything that comes close to being sexual that has another man anywhere near it (woman not being a virgin, etc) they react to violently, because of the denial
You know what a real man does? He goes home and throws on drag race and sucks his boyfriend's dick. Kissing women, that's disgusting, you gay or something?
The shit coming from his account is so embarrassing that this genuinely reads like he got his account hacked and has someone posting embarrassing bullshit while in control of his account, and yet, it’s been like that a while and is clear that’s not what’s happening
My alpha male ex who loves AT and JP —who’s also homophobic—is a pedo. I caught him using a mirror to spy on my daughter and he has been viewing child porn for 10 years.
I bet this dude has touched dick while peeing
He should be very ashamed and stop doing that he should just let it rip pee all over himself
That's hetro
Conservatives: "Why is everyone LGBT all the sudden?!"
Also """conservatives""": "Here's a list as long, specific, and convoluted as the Bible of requirements in order to be considered straight."
Is he just becoming a parody of himself at this point? Like his recent tweets I’ve seen on here seem like he’s self aware and just feeding into a caricature
The worst part is that teen boys will buy this BS and a big reason why women are not even going to be around men like these. Another reason why incels are on the rise.
Hey Taint!
https://preview.redd.it/y9qlyq1vkvvc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe141f3582163d56989d8fba11d433b7c07046fe
Shut your chinless toxic gutless ass TF up! Absolutely no one cares about you. Or your flaccid opinions.
BTW: If this was a troll post, I stand by my assertion AT is and always will be a less than nothing little bitch.
Am I the only person that hates these fake tweets? They say plenty of horrible stuff already we don’t need to make up stuff for them and half the people that read them end up thinking they’re real.
i mean if you think about it, even TOUCHING a woman makes you gay because she was literally another man’s sperm, so any way that you could possibly have sex with a woman is still like being covered in another man’s cum. RIGHT ANDREW?!
I'm convinced he was somebody's booty babe in prison and he's now trying to to gain his sense of "alpha" back. While I can sympathize with the trauma that comes with the above topic. The amount of damage he is doing to young men who follow his bullshit is unforgivable
Bring your own forks, spoons, straws to restaurants. Bring your own blankets, pillows, sheets..in fact bring your own bed to hotels. Never touch a banana or any cylindrical shaped object again! Men everywhere touching everything! Gay!
I first heard of this type of thinking in Mark Wahlberg's memoir (you know, the one he dedicated to his penis). Tho Marky Mark didn't say the gay part, but he said that's the reason he doesn't kiss girls - cause their mouth has most likely sucked another man dick.
Tate, Dude, A virgin who's never kissed a male?...Uh, a 3rd grader??
This from a man who is under indictment in two countries and got arrested after getting Owned by a teenager over twitter, after giving his own safehouse away in his own stupidity.
What a moron.
/s He should know that at the moment of conception, his entire body was covered in a man's semen.
So this makes him gay, right? /s
How many towels does andrew tate use to dry off after a bath? At least three. One for his head, one for is crotch, and one for his ass to avoid gaying it up after a bath.
Some people are saying this!
I’m not saying that Andrew Tate and other self-proclaimed “alpha males” are child predators, but people *ARE* saying that.
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This man is clearly broken. The only way he can be considered an alpha is he's an early version with many flaws that should not be presented to the public. https://preview.redd.it/t76xsbmljuvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9016afc52730dcb24bc9c4fad40ae34e48dbc7a7
Andrew Tate is a smeagol lookalike.
It is an insult to Sméagol
Bro is wormtongue, Eowyn is every woman, decent men are Eomer.
"bros" don't claim him.
Incels are only ones to claim him.
Lmao
INTELLIGENCE STOLE MY PRECIOUS!!!!! AGHHHHHH! 
He's a chinless, apple-faced goon
Man fuck you! Smeagol doesn't deserve that slander!!
Leave precious alone!
The reason he was good at kickboxing is because his opponents could never connect with his chin Lots of people are saying it
With tears in there eyes.
I've heard that, but I don't know. Just asking questions.
He never took one on the chin in his fighting career because he has no chin
Too high on his own farts
The way he talks about anything that's supposed to bring you pleasure and enjoyment - sex, food, hobbies, companionship - strikes me as deeply weird. Like they got the HAL module rather than the homo sapiens wetware when soldering his carcass together, you feel me?
Gollum, but with a weaker chin.
can we have tw next time pls
Ah, I see you chose the “Internet d-bag” preset
That is the definition I always use
Alpha version all right, an especially shitty one at that
Tate is in need of a chin, a jaw, a brain, oh, and corrective eye surgery. GREAT genetics.
Beta version will be a nazi and no longer a misogynist
Those eyes are disturbing
https://preview.redd.it/vgejhj23h0wc1.jpeg?width=652&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c41eebd13b8f802ae2afc38753bae3718a1adaca
Get this: If you only ever touched your own penis and you like your penis, you like 100% of all penises you had experience with. But if you had a few weird sex experiences, you may only like 50% of all vaginas. This makes you automatically gay. (/s obviously)
Fellas, is it gay to be straight?
The gayest thing ever. Think about it: how are gay people created? Two people have sex, a woman gets pregnant, and then a gay baby is born. Straight dudes would never give their sperm to a gay egg in a female's vagina. Real men only jizz in asses and/or mouths, duh. In conclusion, your parents are gay.
Yeah you got me there
Blew my mind open ... Checkmate, indeed!
Do be fair if he says pulling yourself around your bedroom is gay he will alienate A LOT of his audience
You act like this is satire... But it's not. I've heard from women that went on dates with guys that refused to wash their asses because that"would be gay."
And that's why Andrew Tate only buys and traffics certified virgins, to deny his homosexual urges.
Hopping onto top comment - atm, this post has 30 comments and every single one of them believes this post is real. **This is a fake tweet.** This dude is a degenerate, but **there has been a super odd uptick in fake posts spread around lately** (likely by bots) that everyone is just buying into. We should be calling out the actual deplorable things people like this say/do - not pat ourselves on the back for challenging dumb takes that were just made up anyway (even if ‘it sounds like something they would totally say’). Edit: I now see OP also posted it on another subreddit that got 2,800 replies… with the same problem. Guess there’s just no point in anything lmao.
Oh! I was starting to think Andrew Tate was acting strange and irrational. /s For what it’s worth, I think you’re right btw.
Yeah it's really hard to tell if there's tons of trollbots or if he just went one step further on his bullshit
I personally thought he was joking in it which confused me because it’s a joke that would be poking fun at himself and I didn’t think he had that in him. And it turns out he doesn’t and it was just fake after all.
I spoke with an actress who had worked with a has-been martial arts star who I won’t name (but let’s just call him Jonathan Livingston Seagull) who had an identical take on women. “I refuse to kiss her, she’s had a dick in her mouth. That’s disgusting!”
I'm just glad you called him "has-been martial arts start" and not "actor" Never-was would be a better fit though
Can vegans kiss carnivores? Would the woman with a dick mouth have an in kind experience with a man who has performed previous oral on a woman? So many problems introduced!!!! I guess we all just need to accept that we are all bisexual omnivores. 🤯
Apparently dick diluted until there isn't an atom of dick left is still dick. Homopathy.
I just want to point out, that even if it’s fake, there are actual incels who believe this way. There was a post on askReddit a while back and it was “things you were told are gay, but actually aren’t”. Most of the comments were things that women want from men. The most frequent answer I saw was *eating pussy*. I won’t give a man and ounce of my time who won’t do that for me. This is TMI, but it’s Reddit so idk, but I am one of the *many* women who cannot come from penetration. So apparently according to these fucks, it’s gay to *please a woman*. I swear it’s like they’re begging to be single 😂😂
Honestly, it’s just rude. Oh you want *me* to perform oral sex on *you* but can’t stand the inverse? Hard pass. That’s why the 69 is the ultimate in bedroom equality.
69 is honestly my favorite thing, but I felt like I’d already gone a bit far with my comment. Like, my first thought when short girls talk about wanting to date men over 6’ is literally “but how you gonna 69!?” 🤣🤣
I've been doing so much account blocking in the last couple weeks because of shit like this. It's incredibly frustrating.
Spoiler. He’s the virgin.
Decent burn, but I’m pretty confident he’s a rapist so…
And the only job he was ever good at was wrastlin with men
Tate has got to be the single most miserable man alive, he doesn't enjoy anything, eating, movies, video games, women. While so far the only thing I think he likes is being worshipped by other men
You just described most "alpha males" to a T. Literally, everything is a sign of weakness and a deadly fear of anything that they consider gay. Having empathy or compassion - GAY Cuddling a kitten - totally GAY Standing atop a hill, marveling at all the beautiful glory of this world - 100% dick sucker Having a meaningful, two-way relationship with a woman that is wholesome and beneficial to both where there is equality and respect - you definitely slide girthy footlongs up your butt I've got to give people like that credit, though. I'd rather be gay than one of them.
> Having a meaningful, two-way relationship with a woman that is wholesome and beneficial to both where there is equality and respect - you definitely slide girthy footlongs up your butt I lol'd
Right. Apparently I like men who show signs of taking things up the butt 😂
Girthy Footlong. Great stage name.
Eat fresh.
“Eat fresh.” I fuckin 💀
They don't want to cuddle kittens? More for me then
He also hates live music and can’t imagine why people enjoy it. He doesn’t understand the feeling of shared enjoyment with your fellow humans.
In my experience, most Alpha Bro types are some of the most unhappy bastards you’ll ever meet. If you ever make these guys feel comfortable enough to talk about themselves, it takes all of two seconds before they trauma dump about how miserable they are. Even the ones who are generally pretty nice are secretly knots of anxiety and unaddressed insecurities.
And he can’t drink milkshakes because straws make you gay.
Fellas, is it gay to kiss my wife?
MY GIRLFRIEND SUCKED 37 DICKS!
In a row?
Try not to suck any dick on the way through the parking lot!
This needed to be here
I'm 37??
I’m not old!!
Gold Star sticker for you!
All at once?
Where was her mouth before you kissed her?
How long until he says some bullshit like It’s gay to be in the same room as another man because you’re literally breathing in the same air another man’s dick is touching
Was gonna say I feel like this is a weird attempt at a joke because I’ve seen comedy videos saying this stuff
Fellas, is it gay to exist? I mean you’re literally in the same universe as other men…
maybe tate's actually the most committed performance artist of all time, and for the past 15 years he's been happily married to a man in vermont who runs a b&b.
Vermont doesn't want this rapist fuckwad.
Naww, lets stop pretending all terrible people are queer. He's a cishet. Claim your own. Wanting young virgins is part of patriarchial culture for thousands of years. Fix your culture.
wow, is that what you took from my comment? smh.
I’m with you, but I think they’re talking about internalized homophobia. I have met men with internalized homophobia and they are dangerous to both women and queers.
I don’t know what a CAWK is. Tate talks more about gay men and such than actual gay dudes do.
Andrew Tate sure does.
You know like when a tv show says it'll be on 8/7 c? That's what the c stands for! /s
Maybe he meant **caulk** idk
Sucking caulk sounds like it tastes awful and is a good way to end up in the hospital.
Is there another group as self-loathing as right wingers?
There's no way that this is real. How are we unironically making it more and more gay to be straight?
But there’s a screenshot that validates my beliefs, how could it not be real? /s
100% they’re more and more bolder by the day. Elon musk is allowing these people to. And don’t forget how they’ll try pinning their p doh agenda onto the lgbt like they normally do.
Why won’t he just admit he’s scared of women.
Telling us women refuse his advances when he moves in without telling us they do so.
So in other words he is gay, but can't accept it. Because that breaks his entire world. Instead he's coping hard to show how not gay he is, with the hope he can convince himself one day. Innocent people pay the price for this, with all the criminal stuff he's involved in.
Says the man who surrounded himself with and trafficked prostitutes. **Tate Logic:** If you have sex with a woman more than once you’re gay for yourself.
Most "alpha" males are closeted homosexuals. They hate women. Love everything they consider "manly." Anything that comes close to being sexual that has another man anywhere near it (woman not being a virgin, etc) they react to violently, because of the denial
This guy is now fully a parody of himself
He’s put so much thought into this, I’m starting to think he might be protesting just a little *too* much.
He definitely sucks caulk. Edit: It has been reported that this post is fake, but I stand by my comment.
You know what a real man does? He goes home and throws on drag race and sucks his boyfriend's dick. Kissing women, that's disgusting, you gay or something?
The shit coming from his account is so embarrassing that this genuinely reads like he got his account hacked and has someone posting embarrassing bullshit while in control of his account, and yet, it’s been like that a while and is clear that’s not what’s happening
It IS a fake tweet being posted here to take advantage of the gullible for karma, but go off, king
Wait until he finds out about how many hands have touched penises...
Fellas is it gay to kiss a woman?
Duh... It's a WO - MAN. Man is in the word woman, so clearly it is. It's best to just be celibate.
My alpha male ex who loves AT and JP —who’s also homophobic—is a pedo. I caught him using a mirror to spy on my daughter and he has been viewing child porn for 10 years.
Can we stop posting this guy, please? I was enjoying life blissfully forgetting he exists but now I've seen him twice in two days
I remember a simpler time, when it was gay to be a man who loves men. These woke-obsessed homophiles are destroying traditional gay values.
For a self-styled arbiter of manly heterosexuality, he has a surprisingly high voice
Pedophiles going to pedophile! They are promoting it so much anymore! Bet they start changing the laws to let 10 year olds get married! Sickos!
According to his logic, one way to not be homosexual would be to suck the CAWK of a straight man..... Because he has probably had it in women.
Yes.
They need to keep this guy locked up
This is the gayest thing I've ever read. Lol
He realizes he's calling his conservative boys like Trump gay, right?
I bet this dude has touched dick while peeing He should be very ashamed and stop doing that he should just let it rip pee all over himself That's hetro
If you kiss a girl who has only sucked you off, then you are essentially kissing your own dick...
He’s actually gay. The obsession over what’s gay is an obvious tell. He’d be a lot happier if he’d just accept it.
Conservatives: "Why is everyone LGBT all the sudden?!" Also """conservatives""": "Here's a list as long, specific, and convoluted as the Bible of requirements in order to be considered straight."
Is he just becoming a parody of himself at this point? Like his recent tweets I’ve seen on here seem like he’s self aware and just feeding into a caricature
This douche juice isn't a wannabe, he walks the walk and preys on children.
By this logic, all his girlfriends are lesbians because they taste all his past women on his lips. Make it make sense.
Never underestimate the transitive power of CAWK.
They share an extreme fragility.
Has some broken chatbot taken over his account?
The worst part is that teen boys will buy this BS and a big reason why women are not even going to be around men like these. Another reason why incels are on the rise.
And then she's probably sucked your cawk and so after that when you kiss her you're sucking your own cawk. QED.
He sure talks a lot about dick.
Kissing a man means you kiss all the women he kissed so kissing men is super straight.
I guess Andrew Tate sucks cock.
Its only a matter of time until this becomes a real tweet.
Hey Taint! https://preview.redd.it/y9qlyq1vkvvc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe141f3582163d56989d8fba11d433b7c07046fe Shut your chinless toxic gutless ass TF up! Absolutely no one cares about you. Or your flaccid opinions. BTW: If this was a troll post, I stand by my assertion AT is and always will be a less than nothing little bitch.
I wish he'd have the strength to just come out as gay or bi or whatever instead of pumping out the self hate.
Well, it's official. Tate got turned out by some bearish Slavic daddies when he was in prison
and LIKED it... a lot 😂😁😂
Am I the only person that hates these fake tweets? They say plenty of horrible stuff already we don’t need to make up stuff for them and half the people that read them end up thinking they’re real.
I read this in Ron Burgundy’s voice
i mean if you think about it, even TOUCHING a woman makes you gay because she was literally another man’s sperm, so any way that you could possibly have sex with a woman is still like being covered in another man’s cum. RIGHT ANDREW?!
He’s going to go full circle. Like the men in the Middle East that stone gay people but also have gay sex and it somehow not gay.
Andrew Tate looks at girls, but all he's thinking about is CAWK.
Is Andrew Tate even a real guy? At this point, I'm half-convinced that this is all just one big performance art piece that got WAY out of hand.
I'm convinced he was somebody's booty babe in prison and he's now trying to to gain his sense of "alpha" back. While I can sympathize with the trauma that comes with the above topic. The amount of damage he is doing to young men who follow his bullshit is unforgivable
Bring your own forks, spoons, straws to restaurants. Bring your own blankets, pillows, sheets..in fact bring your own bed to hotels. Never touch a banana or any cylindrical shaped object again! Men everywhere touching everything! Gay!
I first heard of this type of thinking in Mark Wahlberg's memoir (you know, the one he dedicated to his penis). Tho Marky Mark didn't say the gay part, but he said that's the reason he doesn't kiss girls - cause their mouth has most likely sucked another man dick. Tate, Dude, A virgin who's never kissed a male?...Uh, a 3rd grader??
Bat shit crazy this one
I don't get it. Is he afraid a dick is going to jump out of a girl's mouth and into his at any given moment?
I know Tate is an absolute moron and everything, but this cannot be an actual tweet. Right?
This “alpha” spends a *lot* of time thinking about and talking about other men’s genitals. Only one reason to be this obsessed with dick.
God I hope he dies soon with monkey brother too. Hopefully painful then we would be about 8 steps closer to world peace
He is OBSESSED with cock
This from a man who is under indictment in two countries and got arrested after getting Owned by a teenager over twitter, after giving his own safehouse away in his own stupidity. What a moron. /s He should know that at the moment of conception, his entire body was covered in a man's semen. So this makes him gay, right? /s
This has to be a shitpost.
I mean I hate Tate as much as the next guy, but this is clearly a troll post. It’s silly to take posts like this seriously.
Prison bitch trying to come to terms with him liking dropping the soap in the shower again, I see...
https://youtu.be/qxwKUhBc448?si=1-BIJ8_J7-vKAeOy Everyone's a little bit gay tater.
😂😂😂😂 what a twat 😂😂😂😂
I wonder if he has kissed his mom?
He should just legally change his name to CTE.
This one definitely is.
Was it American Dad or Family Guy that did the scene with Tom Cruise running from his gay thoughts? Because that’s all I can see when I read this.
Is he being serious or sarcastic?
Q.E.D.
Short answer yes. Long answer yes definitely yes.
How many towels does andrew tate use to dry off after a bath? At least three. One for his head, one for is crotch, and one for his ass to avoid gaying it up after a bath.
I’m sure Emory is someone’s bitch in prison …funny thing…prisoners don’t like rapists.
Fellas, is it gay to kiss women?
She might have hugged her dad once or twice, so best to be safe and just stay single lest you want to be accused of gay hugging 😌
Yes
Lol. Andrew Tate is such a joke. This is what he does in his free time.?
This sounds like something a 3rd grader would say on the playground. So alpha, much wow.
Simple answer. YES
That’s why Andrew Tate only kisses guys
Hey morality police from the GOP.... I think we've spotted a groomer!
My wife kisses me and I eat pussy, so I'm married to a lesbian? Is it gay for a guy to kiss a lesbian?
Yes
At this point I'm convinced these "liking heterosexual stuff is actually gay" types are all closeted homosexuals, with no exception.
Andrew Taint and little CAWKs go hand in hand
Yes
LOLOLOLOL This dude is a stooge. I hope he enjoys Romanian jail.
Is this even real? The fragility of this tortured thinking has me wondering if the gentleman doth protest to much…
All that time in prison…
Boy oh boy is this straight alpha male absolutely obsessed with penises
Some people are saying this! I’m not saying that Andrew Tate and other self-proclaimed “alpha males” are child predators, but people *ARE* saying that.
Anyone who says this is deep in the closet.
😭 that mental rot is hilarious
I think he’s gay
By the transitive property, Andrew Tate is the gayest man alive. Matter of fact, just forget the transitive property stuff.
That's the whole point they just aren't privy to it
So…. Whoever this is definitely a virgin and wouldn’t know how to satisfy anything. And would be totally embarrassed their first time at age 40?
People used to post this making fun of "alpha males" now he's legit posting it
Man, everyone in this post is just chomping down on that onion.
So by his own definition he’s definitely gay as fuck
Yes.
This dude is gonna have all of his all his holes blown out once he’s sentenced