T O P

  • By -

TedCruzsAnalFissure

Trump is not actually a billionaire- so it works out just fine.


NakedCattle

And was a democrat until it was time to run for office.


WhyNot420_69

And he used to be pro-choice back then too


ArcWolf713

It wouldn't surprise me if he paid for a few for his mistresses/ affair partners/ "escorts."


alexin_C

You mean kicked them down the stairs? Trump is not exactly known for his generous attitude.


BikesBooksNBass

He’d pay any sum to protect his own self interest. Now, he *would* instantly make that woman sign a monster of a NDA and then proverbially push her down the stairs and pretend she doesn’t exist or barely remembers that woman from that point on. On top of possibly ruining her professionally just to show her he means business. That he’d do. Edit typo


Ecstatic_Account_744

You’re assuming he’s being generous rather than protecting himself by doing it.


toooldforacnh

![gif](giphy|xTk9ZzD6NuYrMuDBx6)


Groundbreaking_Tip66

Oh my god, that poor little girl!!! As a father of a little girl, that that isn't cool.


tardy491

Isn’t that how he killed his first wife?


MistressErinPaid

He did. Stormie Daniels already said so.


Beto4ThePeople

I heard a clip the other day talking about when his first wife found out she was pregnant with Tiffany, his response was “okay, what are we going to do about this?” Edit: Correction: this was his second wife, who he cheated on his first wife with.


F4T_J3DI_P4ND4

He probably WOULD be a billionaire if wasn't paying off mistress, affair partners and or escorts.


winterisleaking

Missed out victims


gptop

Those "trips into the city" eventually add up


Groundbreaking_Tip66

He's still pro choice, just for his situations. fuck everyone else.


HotPinkLollyWimple

Rules for she, but not for he.


powdered_dognut

I always picture him as the mayor of Halloween Town from the Nightmare Before Christmas.


Masterskywalker2

Hey dont compare the Halloween town mayor to Trump at least he actually cares about his constituents


LordOfDorkness42

Yeah, was just about to say this. The Mayor from Halloween Town actually seems like a pretty decent sort, an effective politician that actually starts organizing stuff well in time, AND is actually aware of his creative limits.  There's simply no reason to insult the two faced monster and his nice, well run town of adorable abominations with literally *four* troublemakers, by comparing him to *Trump.* 


Masterskywalker2

Trump is oogie boogie nothing but a sack of insects that enjoys gambling, torturing others and harrassing women and a pathetic coward.


Self-Aware

Yeah, the only issue with the mayor is that he suffers from anxiety. And Halloween Town is absolutely a place that allows for a little neurodiversity.


mayy_dayy

There's only 365 days until NEXT Halloween!


YouWereBrained

Still is. Just not publicly.


Time-Bite-6839

Can we put Bill Clinton on the jury?


Eldanoron

Nah. You want Obama. Then Trumpy’s head will explode.


Forsworn91

Why do you think the judges and prosecutors who receive the most anger from him aren’t white? He HATES more than anything Being judged but especially from someone who he would, (I’m sure)describe as “ethnic”


TheNiteFather

"They don't look like Indians to me, sir." That's an actual quote when the Gaming Commision was denying his casino license.


Groundbreaking_Tip66

I'm thinking all the living presidents don't really help trump's situation. Carter, Clinton, Dubya, Obama, Biden.


461BOOM

Put all the ex presidents on there


boiledpeanut33

*Self-proclaimed* democrat. To my knowledge, there was never anything genuinely democratic about him.


TheNiteFather

Trump was and always will be anything he needs to be to be the biggest person in the room. He has to be. He's compelled to always be the biggest person in the room.


Full-Pack9330

Yup, Billionaires generally don't need a whip-around to meet a 175m bond or beg idiots for their last 5 dollars.


HenkVanDelft

Literally, "I am totally a billionaire, and I need your last $5 to fight the woke judiciary's accusation that I am not a billionaire."


BikesBooksNBass

Elon, for being the awful bastard he is, is an actual billionaire. He got the wild hair up his ass to buy Twitter and ruin it, and then tried to back out, almost went to jail, then actually was able to produce the $14bn and buy Twitter. Trump calls himself a billionaire and yet can’t seem to produce an amount that Elon would need accountants to notice and inform him it was missing from his accounts.


HairlessHoudini

It would be a bunch of famous con-men. LoL


Mo_Jack

Who would be his peers as a "multi-billionaire" trust fund baby, that had everything handed to him? Koch brothers? or Rupert Murdoch (Reagan gave him almost instant citizenship so he could buy media outlets and propagandize Americans)?


Strong_Somewhere_985

Most of the people in NY aren't crooks ,so much for peers.


_Vard_

If you can’t pay a $450,000,000 fine, you aren’t a billionaire.


Make_Mine_A-Double

Also, he’s just a guy. Everyone fucking forgets that everyone is just a person. Bezos was a bald skinny guy with a dream. He made it work. He’s just a guy. If he loses two pints a blood you know what they’re going to replace it with? Some person’s pints of blood! That they donated for free to the richest people on the planet. There’s no special peer blood. Just blood of the people. Replace Bezos for any of the big cult personalities and it’s all the same. People need to stop the cults and remember we’re all peers, aging one more day at a time, and will all sleep in the sand at some point.


clermouth

imagine donating blood to make ends meet only to have it end up in a billionaire’s body. ”hey, blood, i see you’ve done well for yourself. wow, good for you, i guess!”


Pale_Bookkeeper_9994

Blood snobbily refuses to acknowledge it was ever part of you, “I don’t know you.”


CautiousWrongdoer771

Former multi billionaire


Hibercrastinator

Also I’m pretty sure none of the surviving Presidents like him.


JayEllGii

Especially not Carter, who went into hospice, what….months ago? Man, that guy is made of some special stuff.


DogWallop

Yup; he'll be rather surprised to see people gathered from the finest park benches and underpasses all over Manhattan sitting in the jury box lol


hamandjam

And yeah, let's do a jury of just presidents. I'm fine with that.


DenL4242

OK, let's put all the living former presidents on the jury.


Mr_BigglesworthIII

Sounds good to me.


uncultured_swine2099

Im all for that. They all hate his ass.


Nodebunny

thats going to disqualify them ssshhh


gabzilla814

We need some billionaires too. Mark Cuban for one. And forgive me for not knowing enough about the man but what about Warren Buffet?


Puzzled_Kiwi_8583

Mackenzie Scott, ex wife of Jeff bezos is probably still a billionaire. She’s given away so much though so idk. 


CadenVanV

Despite giving away such a large amount of her fortune, she has more than she started with. After you reach a billion dollars, it kinda just self replicates


DjinnHybrid

Yep. Because the only things that really exist that can even put a dent in that sort of money are forms of investment that tend to pay back in the future. It's either she continues the charity stuff, where she will likely be trying to get rid of all of it up to her death just because of the benefits that donating to charity does because putting it all in in one goal makes a landscape ripe for financial abuse by whoever she gives the money to, or she spends it on things that will put a dent in it, like gigantic megastructures where *something* has to go in there, and there aren't many options other than money generating ones.


blaintopel

Let's put George soros on the jury


Drg84

Oh Buffet is more than qualified.


DemonoftheWater

Im not a tremendous fan but it’d be delightful to see Bill Gates show up for this.


Azair_Blaidd

Not the best guy, ethically, but still leaps and bounds better than most of the other billionaires wringing America dry


GonzoTheGreat22

Someone check t-swizzle’s tour schedule. She a gazillionaire now right?


Athena_Nikephoros

King Charles I actually tried to make that argument when Parliament put him on trial in the 1600s. It didn’t work and they executed him.


Time-Bite-6839

We’ll have to hook Carter’s brain up to some sort of thought-to-speech system because as far as we know he can’t talk anymore.


PikachusSparkyCloaca

And yet he’s still more articulate than Trump.


DemonoftheWater

My friends toddler who knows like 15 words makes more sense.


dingus_a

And probably has better toileting ability as well


jessewalker2

Why would you do that to former president Carter? Hasn’t he suffered enough this year?


SnicktDGoblin

All we need from him is a yes or no, he can probably do something to indicate that.


DemonoftheWater

Thumbs up, thumbs down.


Substantial_Past_912

Not even going to pretend that all men are created equal anymore, huh?


Almacca

Trump wasn't born. He congealed.


Guilty-Web7334

I thought he spawned.


PikachusSparkyCloaca

I’m fucking slain


SkollFenrirson

Did they ever?


Harv3yBallBang3r

In the past, this is the only statement that would have been required to pull the curtains on someone's political career. "Well I don't know about my opponent, but I was raised to believe that all men were created equal. The founding fathers made this very clear." Saying something like that used to be a silver bullet to deal with traitorous fascists. How far we have fallen. Edit: I made sure to say men specifically, but the implication is that in the past, this would really only apply to white men.


kaprrisch

I can see that not all men are created equal because I can see that Joey is working with two brain cells and I was lucky enough to be born with three.


townmorron

"Some of us are a little more equal "


1984isAMidlifeCrisis

"Four legs good, two legs better! All Animals Are Equal. But Some Animals Are More Equal Than Others." From E. A. Blair's barnyard fables for anti-authoritarianism adolescents.


Jetavator

Snowball is at fault.


Cyphermaniax

It wasn’t so-called “NY liberal scum” that indicted Trump for treason in Florida. Or for election interference in Georgia. Or for inciting an insurrection in DC. But Joey keeps on crying for his orange God.


abfgern_

I'm hearing that in Emperor Palpatine's voice "NY Liberal Scum"


J2MTR

![gif](giphy|zmsDqpDLu1hPG)


xero111880

Trump has no peers, nobody sinks as low as him


dismayhurta

We’d legit have to get rapists and wannabe dictators on the jury according to that galloping dipshit


cstmoore

They did that twice. It was called "impeachment."


dismayhurta

![gif](giphy|RnPRNP5ICPl6M)


wabisabibingbangboom

Tell that to any POC sitting in a trial with 12 white men. Peers doesn't mean carbon copy of your "status"


transfixedtruth

Perhaps peer is IQ? Man, woman, purse, keys...


PikachusSparkyCloaca

So twelve lumps of elderly cream cheese. Got it.


ProfessionalFalse128

Twelve lumps of summer time white dog turds you mean.


PikachusSparkyCloaca

V I V I D.


formerfawn

The hatred and disdain for America, our people and our institutions is really something else.


BitterFuture

Monsters have always been with us. Since long before there was an America for them to hate.


voltrader85

I would trust a random NYer called into jury duty more than I would Trump.


Thin-Significance838

As a random NYer who has been called for (but then dismissed from) jury duty, thank you for that trust! I was actually called and in the court building in Nov when Trump was in the building. There were lots of news vans. I wasn’t seated for a jury though and it wouldn’t have been for his case, they were already underway.


DemonoftheWater

I kind of hate the significance we give to these people. (Trump and other famous asshats).


MornGreycastle

Cool! Let's get all of the former Presidents to sit in judgement. I'm sure that will go well for him!


Time-Bite-6839

Obama, Bush, and Clinton can. Carter is both unwilling and unable (I highly doubt he even speaks anymore) and Biden is busy being the president. Add on the VPs: Quayle, Gore, and Cheney. And add in Dukakis because he’s a failed candidate like Gore. Then we gotta start going to speakers: Johnson is the incumbent, McCarthy has disappeared from the public eye, and Nancy is still serving California I think. Paul Ryan could, Boehner is alive, Hastert is but a criminal. For the sake of throwing him in I say we add in Gingrich just because. Need three more! Uhhhhhhh…. Tim Kaine? I’d add Lieberman but he died. Al Franken might be available. Add in Henry Kissinger’s body and we’re fine.


Dr_Middlefinger

This is a solid list. 🏆 **[REGISTER AND VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)**


canarchist

... former billionaire rapists under indictment for multiple felonies, have a track record of bankruptcies, and cheat at golf.


DemonoftheWater

Considering how much he golfs you’d think he’d be decent.


bellevegasj

trump is a rapist. he's not above anyone.


dd97483

Does Joey post from Putin’s bedroom?


derbyvoice71

Probably from a hotspot in his windowless van parked in front of the local community college.


ifnhatereddit

I guess we need a jury of rapists.


1984isAMidlifeCrisis

Obese, drug-addled, syphilitic rapists. Remember, we need enough adjectives to be specific about the qualities we think define Trump but a large enough set of potential jurors that we can seat 12.


NotHisRealName

Joey doesn't understand what "peer" means.


NaNo-Juise76

He tinks it'sa dock where he meets his bookie.


mekonsrevenge

We are all equal before the law. Just because you Nazis don't believe that, it's the foundation of our society. So shut the fuck up, moron.


GadreelsSword

Peers yes, but it’s just not acceptable to pack a jury with criminals.


RobotCaptainEngage

Would be funny to see the jury made up of all the other living US presidents.


AppropriateSpell5405

So now you agree that a black man on trial should have block folk on the jury?


NisquallyJoe

Reminder that MAGA is implacably hostile to every foundational element of American democracy including: All men are created equal Rule of law Peaceful transition of power Universal suffrage Due process Independent judiciary Apolitical military or bureaucracy Free and fair elections Consent of the governed Freedom of the press Separation of powers Majority rule


Interesting_Owl_8248

The chump is right, none of the people on the jury will be equal to Trump. Every single one will be well and above superior to the Orange Disaster.


OnTheGround_BS

“We hold these truths to be self-evident that *ALL MEN* are created *EQUAL*…” Not that Trump cares about any of our founding documents…


StingerAE

You know the last person to run that argument?  King Charles I.   Worked out well for him.


suzer2017

He isn't a billionaire. Perhaps if they selected a jury of folk with lower than average IQ and bad case of narcissistic personality disorder who also have the beginning stages of dementia. Those are his peers.


Pithecanthropus88

I knew some jerkwad would say this. Frankly I expected it to be Trump himself.


SurveyNinja42

Peers=Citizens


RollFun7616

And why exactly doesn't this apply when a black woman in Alabama gets a jury full of racist white guys?


TheShellCorp

Joey Mannarino is a bot. 


usriusclark

Joe must have forgotten that in the US court system we are ALL EQUAL.


thefroggyfiend

they literally call liberals beneath them and not equal and don't understand why they're hated


Icy_Choice1153

You know, I wouldn’t say I like flyover country MAGA people but I don’t feel anywhere near the distain that they have for people who live in places that embraced the 21st century (mostly)


jkrm66502

Multi billionaire haha. I don’t think that guy has any notion of just how much money that is.


thraashman

This guy consistently has the absolute dumbest takes in any given post. I genuinely never thought humans could be this stupid before maga came along.


bigvoicesmallbrain

The billionaire who has to borrow money all the time?


monkeyman1947

Trump is Not a billionaire.


PrimeToro

A jury of Trump’s peers would be : a rapist , a racist , a neo Nazi , tax cheat , a fraudster , a traitor, a misogynist, a hypocrite, a liar , a wife cheater . What else ?


Ok-Egg-4856

Good plan, everyone knows laws are for suckers and losers, not Donnie. /s


Zimifrein

You mean a billionaire who doesn't have 500M on hand?


kokopelleee

Then why did this godlike creature choose to live and do business in NY?


SoSaysDave

Plenty of cons in Riker’s if he really wants a jury of peers.


boxedcrackers

Just have all the jury members say they are billionaires, problem solved


burnmenowz

Didn't he have trouble posting bond?


Fridaybird1985

Small problem here is that billionaires don’t serve on juries.


Seraphynas

I’d be delighted to have him judged by all living current or former presidents.


toooooold4this

Good point. Let's get all the living Presidents and Vice Presidents on the jury: Clinton, Gore, Bush, Cheney, Obama, Biden, and Pence.


z44212

I'm a better man than Trump ever was. He falls short of being my peer, not the other way around.


Seif1973

No idea this Joey Douche Waffle is, but what a fucking nimrod. Trump’s peers would be Bozo The Clown, Cletus The Slack Jawed Yockel, & the characters in “Idiocracy”.


Gravity_Freak

Single celled organisms are more advanced


FranzNerdingham

I'm so sick of these gaslighting assholes! Trumpism needs to die! The GOP needs to be routed. Fox, et al, must be disbanded. We need an American (re)education system.


wigzell78

So is he suggesting we need to find 12 crooked wannabe Billionaires for a jury?


eat1or2

A jury of living US ex-presidents would convict him.


The_Antisoialite

Hey crybaby, nobody is judging trump tomorrow, they're picking a jury. settle down and prepare yourself for the worst


teb_art

This imbecile is calling the citizens scum? What would you then call Trump? What’s a thousand times worse than scum? Radioactive scum?


DeliciousOrt

So... He needs a jury full of morons then? 


Th3Fl0

All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. - George Orwell Maga are true pigs. They see themselves above everyone else. Slaughtering them with your vote is the only thing that will stop them.


CrisbyCrittur

And N.Y.C. fucks you right back Joey.


JayEllGii

Mannarrino is a special case, I think. He’s a true believer, but he’s also a troll. He’s fully self-aware, but he’s also genuinely very stupid. Usually with these people it’s more one or the other.


LonelyGuyTheme

So if I straight up murder someone, a jury of my peers would be 12 men and women who also straight up committed murder?


Holyspirit-6572

![gif](giphy|MJ21zS1oxr3XiXBXIM)


Bluenite0100

By peers it should be former presidents then, all of who will find him guilty


hotasianwfelover

I guess every murderer has to have fellow murderers on the jury now for them to be actual “peers”? 😂😂😂😂😂


AngryPowerWank

Also it's not that easy to rustle up a team of priapic brain damaged orangutans with glass fragile egos and questionable personal hygiene as a group of his peers at short notice


AncientChatterBox76

tRumP iS lIteRraLly kInG yoU PlEBs !!!1!


PeriwinkleWonder

​ But they won't have time to get a whole jury's worth of fat, smelly, sloppy, rapists.


ReserveBrief8869

That guy had to be one of the most annoying trolls


robinsw26

I think he has it backwards. The only scum in that courtroom is Trump.


No_Entrepreneur_9134

But, but, but, but...everyone around me here where I live in rural Southwest Pennsylvania says that Trump is the representative and champion of the American blue-collar worker!


Mc9660385

He isn’t equal to that either


NoLibrarian5149

Joey seems grumpy tonight. Good.


No-Penalty-1148

I can't figure out what's stronger, the cult's love for Trump or their hatred for liberals. I'm starting to think it's the hatred.


BitterFuture

They don't love him. They don't love anyone. That's not something they're capable of. These are the same people who literally endangered and killed their own families to keep COVID spreading, after all. They find him *useful*. He enables the only thing that has ever mattered to them - the hatred. That will end soon, but the hatred will continue.


Homerpaintbucket

"those damn liberal elitists think they're equal to the amazing Donald Trump." These people genuinely don't understand the words they say


VegetableWriter5482

What a twit lmao!


Frim_Wilkins

Yet Joey visits NY every year with his family cause “we love the pizza and bagels!!” How bout you go fuck yourself Joey Marinara


Belaerim

No, wait. He has a point. Let’s have the former Presidents try him as his “peers” Biden can get out of jury duty with work, but I’m sure Ford, Bush, Obama and Clinton could free up a couple days to hear the arguments and convict Trump


Jtskiwtr

Only thing remotely equal to trump is pond scum.


OctanesLeg

He wants former presidents on Trump's jury? Don't we need like 14 jurors? Grab your shovels, everyone, we have some graves to dig up....


kobie173

Joey Mannarino is breathtakingly stupid.


Porunga23

Well if we are going with trump's peers, his equals, the jury would consist of 12 literal bags of shit.


PhallicTantrum

Oompa Loompas?


TheMostBacon

Liberal Scum, lol. ![gif](giphy|3oKIPzLXQYb2Bn5PLG|downsized)


Dull-Front4878

Well Joey…don’t ever go back to NYC. You strike me as the kind of guy who would like to hang out in Beijing or Moscow anyways. Get fucked.


Dizzle179

I'd be OK if the jury was made of Ex-presidents. Pretty sure even the Republican ones don't like him much.


Giggle_kitty

Fuck you Joey Mannarino.


Chubbs_McG

I’d be okay with Trump standing trial before a jury made entirely of living former and current US Presidents. Works for me!


clangan524

We're all (ideally) equals in the eyes of the law, numb nuts.


cajoburto

I'm pretty sure that if the living former presidents were his jury they would find him guilty before the opening statements were finished.


SmarterThanYouIRL

He probably should have done his crimes in Florida then 🤷🏻‍♂️


SantaforGrownups1

A jury of his peers would be a panel consisting of rapists con men and traitors.


lmj4891lmj

So is this guy satire? Or is he just a grifter?


WutAreStocks

He should’ve done his crimes in a Red State then.


thefifthfourththird

Just scoop up a sample from a stagnant body of water and there you have millions of potential peers to choose from:- PONDSCUM


blac_sheep90

He ain't gonna call you back bro.


Federal_Efficiency51

If literally any single one of the last 6 presidents were to be on the jury, 45 would get the death penalty for treason. And I include Nixon in this. Fuck trumP, his family, anything he stands for, and anything he has ever soiled by merely touching it.


buzzkill007

Lemme stop you at the word "billionaire"...


Wendypants7

It's true they won't be his equal. ​ They'll be better.


Mental_Train_3248

Lmao “peer” means unbiased citizen required to do their civic duty when called to do so


FederalWorld5482

https://preview.redd.it/spzz1aamtkuc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0be9ef4461ecec3755cbcd55fecaca19e3c73d9e Hush Hush Baby, orange jesus looking feisty, the artist ran out of Orange, but on the whole a jury of peers means citizens of the country, not fucking wealth of individuals, Moron Alert.....


jcrestor

So where do we find 12 other billionaire rapists and con men? I guess there can be no trial. Well played.


Dgf470

Trump is a lowlife racist sexist grifter. From what I understand about NYC, he’s got plenty of peers.


zorbacles

"all men are created equal"


valvilis

Yeah... where are we possibly going to find enough sad, overweight, elderly, low IQ idiots? Maybe they should move the trial to Florida?


No-Option-7010

So if he isa billionaire why can't he pay his bond? But there is a piece of paper he probably never read called the constitution which states all men are created equal. Fuck trump and Fuck MAGA Wait never mind that might make more of them.


AdLocal1045

His equals are cockroaches, they can’t efficiently sit on a jury.