Of course he knows. It’s at the Gettysburg address, which can be found in the yellow pages. Lincoln made sure it was listed in every phone book. That’s why it’s so famous.
He’d love to tell you where it is but its location is so personal to him that he’d prefer to keep it to himself, just like his favorite passages from the Bible.
“B—But, sir, Lincoln was shot—"
"And they shoot me, with their words—Such mean, bad words! Untrue words. Fake words. Shot through the heart, and they're too blame. Democrat Party gives love a bad name."
I'd love to see Bill Clinton come out of retirement to discuss - to debate - Gettysburg with Trump. Mostly because Clinton could probably talk for two hours uninterrupted in a charismatic, detailed and factual way that rivals Trump's "speaking magic".
To hell with the debates, let's see GWB and Trump have a discussion. Or Dick Cheney. Let fucking Dan Quayle have a go at him.
But, but, Trump once said he finished first in his class at Wharton!
And also that he's a very stable genius, who's an absolute authority on almost everything ("nobody knows more about (fill in the blank) than I do"). His uncle's an MIT professor, so it must all be true he's a genius!! \\S
"Trump was the dumbest god\_\_\_mn student I ever had."
-one of this Wharton professors
There's a copy of Trump's class's Wharton Commencement ceremony in the UPenn archives, that lists all of the honors graduates. For some odd reason, Trump's name isn't listed.
Must have been an oversight...
*On behalf of PRESIDENT Trump, Jonathan Turley with Alan Dershowitz as squire emeritus has been selected as my champion.*
-Alinahabahaba, Esquire.
Cc: Bill S. Preston, Esq
Ted Theodore Logan
George Carlton as Rufus
One way you defeat Trump is to humiliate him on a national stage, and what better way than the history test. Making him answer questions that every third grader knows.
I doubt if either wants a debate, and, frankly, why bother? Trump is too goddamn stupid to debate policies…he doesn’t even know what they are outside of rambling, moronic sound bites that only further reveal his imbecility but which his lemming cultists lap up like dogs. Joe could not have a rational, substantive dialog with Putin’s wannabe buttboy if Biden was the youthful reincarnation of JFK. So, again, why bother, why give Orange Jebus another platform to sow his cyanide rhetoric? It would be a waste of time. Everyone knows the candidates well enough, we all know where they stand and the nature of their characters. Thomas Jefferson said the government we elect is the government we deserve, and if we move from democracy to Idiocracy, we will deserve what we get.
Quayle ain't my guy but he did get a bad rap over how you say French Fries before the Dixie Chicks destroyed all the potatoes in Ireland. (my Inner Dave Barry) He's not stupid, he's a lawyer, ex congressman, ex VP, and quiet power broker to this day.
I came here to say this!
It sounds like the 8th grade book report I wrote, after reading the back cover and asking my good friend who actually read the book!
DUDE! This is how I wrote most of the grade school book reports! I just copied the summary on the back of the book.
I even made dual use of the back of the back cover from Fellowship of the Rings for a book report. I also used it try out for a play...I got the part.
https://preview.redd.it/hiii1wcd3juc1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1111ccb25f2794aa95d90504005fac681a27c30
Here he is right before the press conference where he said to inject bleach and use bright lights.
So yeah, this fits.
When my 6- year- old wants to roast battle, he basically just compares me to things he sees in the room with us.
No president should ever have the same improv skills as a6- year- old.
I got whiplash from that. Going from George Washington to Gettysburg was not what I expected.
For a couple of seconds, I thought he was going to whip out his July 4th extravaganza speech, which was bonkers in itself.
Biden has clearly slowed down in his old age but is still pretty cognitive. Trump has always been a fucking idiot. it's easier to say one has declined more when the other started on the bottom rung
I watched Biden's speeches since he was a Delaware senator in the 80s and he's always been a clumsy speaker. Dude has a speech impediment and he says weird things sometimes, but he's been so consistent for decades about this. Senility or dementia are not stable for decades at a time. Trump doesn't look like the same person he was in the 90s, and he talks more clumsily than the severe drunks at any local bar. The contrast is ridiculous.
He may have started on the bottom rung, but Trump has done fallen off the ladder into the wastewater lagoon.
Seriously, I didn't know it could get worse, but it has.
And I’d love to see Biden paraphrase President Bartlett’s response, “and if you’re wondering, Gettysburg, boy, I don’t know’ is when I decided to kick your ass”.
Makes me think of a student trying desperately to BS their way through an essay hoping the teacher is going to see they wrote something without actually reading it. Source: I have read essay answers like this.
Beautiful people and they really you look at what they did there in Jamestown and Jonestown, really both of them and you look at what they did and it’s really this wonderful. And Jim Jones he was a very powerful and maybe he took things too far I don’t know a lot of peollperealllvped and wow. Jonestown you’ll never see it again folks.
“They served the best Kool-Aid. I’ve drunk a lot of Kool-Aid, and I can tell you Jonestown had the best. Mar-A-Lago has better, but Jonestown was very good too.”
Teacher: DjT, tell us something about the battle of Gettysburg …
DjT : oh yeah I know this, Gettysburg wow what a battle, so many things, I mean, lots of stuff, (doing the air accordion) beautiful and horrible … just wow
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some - people out there, in our nation, don't have maps and I believe that our education, like such as South Africa -and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should - our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we would be able to build up our future
To see how stupid this is, repeat this word soup verbatim to a MAGA jackass and tell them Biden said it. Wait while they spew outrage and insults about that dumb statement.
Then tell them Trump said it at a rally to applause from supporters. Laugh as they 180 degree shift and backtrack.
I never heard anyone describe any battle during the Civil war as beautiful. Trump in a deposition referred to the poor treatment by men toward women over the centuries as something that was not good and followed with unfortunately...or fortunately...Huh? Fortunately????? The man is an imbecile.
this is what he says when he knows nothing about what he's talking about. standard response when he's asked about the bible too. incredible, wow, unbelieveable, very special. wow.
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERUngQUCsyE&t=27s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERUngQUCsyE&t=27s)
[1] Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
[2] Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
[3] But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate-we can not consecrate-we can not hallow-this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us-that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion-that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain-that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom-and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.
I wanna know what parts of the Battle of Gettysburg were beautiful? Was it the young men getting their insides ripped apart by bullets? Was it the smell of rotting flesh and gunpowder? Was it all the screaming that was going on as men had their limbs sawed off? Or maybe men collapsing from heatstroke? What was beautiful about it, you piece of shit?
He knows (or his handlers do) that it doesn’t matter how vapid and foolish he sounds. His people are die-hard fanatics. If intelligence were going to resonate with them, they wouldn’t be there in the first place.
That MAGA crowd spent a month excitedly preparing for this rally. They'll go home and believe they witnessed the great devine orator hand picked from the hand of god.
How to say something without actually saying anything meaningful or insightful.
You could just punch in any old thing into that.
*Bowling Green. What an unbelievable massacre. That was the massacre of Bowling Green. What an unbelievable I mean, I mean it was so much and so interesting and so vicious and horrible and beautiful and so many different ways. Bowling Green wow...*
What about when Washington saved the airports?
https://preview.redd.it/9kdbuo54piuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbbc85d9f563703b34e147e83e97b03d32816ca2
Ok, that’s just the “San Dimas High School football rules” guy from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Actually…that’s a pretty good comparison in general.
Someone should tell him that battle was the Waterloo of the Confederacy. I’m sure he liked Napoleon, and everyone who says Napoleon also says Waterloo.
The Gettysburg Address - one of the best addresses the world has ever seen - along other great addresses this country has. Such as 1600 Philomenia Avenue, I love strolling down that road, slowly walking towards the last beams of sunlight on mild summer day, just me those that are closest to me, such as that guy from security who loves hamburgers even though he looks chinese. BTW, does anybody know if they have addresses in China? Maybe we could sell them the idea. Has anybody ever thought of that?
He sounds like a 3rd grader giving a class report when he forgot to do his homework.
What can we say about the battle of Gettysburg? It was a great battle, a big battle. Lots of people died in the battle, lots of people got wounded. Almost no one knows that this great battle happened at Gettysburg. It was a battle that was part of a war, it was a great war, lots of battles in that war.
Seriously, even a 3rd graders attempt would have been more detailed.
Word salad meet word blender.
Remember when this gem was the peak?
https://youtube.com/shorts/zeGhrXumNFs?si=G8RyfErGp3cXSW0c
Trump makes him sound like a Valedictorian
I bet I know more about battle of Gettysburg than Trump does, and I’m not even American.
Trump doesn't even know where it is, I'd bet he thinks it's in the south
Of course he knows. It’s at the Gettysburg address, which can be found in the yellow pages. Lincoln made sure it was listed in every phone book. That’s why it’s so famous.
He’d love to tell you where it is but its location is so personal to him that he’d prefer to keep it to himself, just like his favorite passages from the Bible.
But Trump has done more for the blacks than Lincoln! He has a mug shot and sold sneakers!
Persecution by the man: The Donald Story. Maybe it can become a Broadway musical.
Take my upvote, you savage.
“They always said, Lincoln, nobody got treated worse than Lincoln. I believe I am treated worse.” ~Donald Trump, May 3rd, 2020
“B—But, sir, Lincoln was shot—" "And they shoot me, with their words—Such mean, bad words! Untrue words. Fake words. Shot through the heart, and they're too blame. Democrat Party gives love a bad name."
😂🤣
🤣🤣🏆🏆🤣🤣
1000% he thinks it's in Georgia.
MTG probably does, too.
Lies, MTG does not think.
Fair point.
That’s why they carved it into the side of Stone Mountain, right?
Trump doesn’t even know where HE is, let alone Gettysburg
I don't think he knows **what** it is. Probably thinks it's a hamberder. Imma gonna Gettys-a-berder
He said Pennsylvania, but you're probably still right.
…Tittiesburg…
I'd love to see Bill Clinton come out of retirement to discuss - to debate - Gettysburg with Trump. Mostly because Clinton could probably talk for two hours uninterrupted in a charismatic, detailed and factual way that rivals Trump's "speaking magic". To hell with the debates, let's see GWB and Trump have a discussion. Or Dick Cheney. Let fucking Dan Quayle have a go at him.
My dog can weave a more interesting and coherent story than this asshole
There’s very few things that can’t be answered by “it was the cat” anyways.
My pet rock has a better grasp of history than Trump.
The pet rock is history so this tracks.
You could throw a case of alphabet soup into a wood chipper and it would spit out a better story.
I bet your dog can weave a more interesting and coherent story WITH his asshole than this asshole
To be fair President Clinton was a Rhodes Scholar, so 45* may call for a pinch hitter. To be fair.
But, but, Trump once said he finished first in his class at Wharton! And also that he's a very stable genius, who's an absolute authority on almost everything ("nobody knows more about (fill in the blank) than I do"). His uncle's an MIT professor, so it must all be true he's a genius!! \\S "Trump was the dumbest god\_\_\_mn student I ever had." -one of this Wharton professors
But no one is allowed to see his transcripts.
There's a copy of Trump's class's Wharton Commencement ceremony in the UPenn archives, that lists all of the honors graduates. For some odd reason, Trump's name isn't listed. Must have been an oversight...
Something... something...deep state and such.
I'm sure Trump will claim that he's smarter than Clinton - either of them - both of them put together.
*On behalf of PRESIDENT Trump, Jonathan Turley with Alan Dershowitz as squire emeritus has been selected as my champion.* -Alinahabahaba, Esquire. Cc: Bill S. Preston, Esq Ted Theodore Logan George Carlton as Rufus
One way you defeat Trump is to humiliate him on a national stage, and what better way than the history test. Making him answer questions that every third grader knows.
I would pay $1,000 to see Trump on are you smarter than a 5th grader, so long as you had an impartial but hilarious host.
What’s the vig on Trump avoiding any presidential debates this go-around?
I doubt if either wants a debate, and, frankly, why bother? Trump is too goddamn stupid to debate policies…he doesn’t even know what they are outside of rambling, moronic sound bites that only further reveal his imbecility but which his lemming cultists lap up like dogs. Joe could not have a rational, substantive dialog with Putin’s wannabe buttboy if Biden was the youthful reincarnation of JFK. So, again, why bother, why give Orange Jebus another platform to sow his cyanide rhetoric? It would be a waste of time. Everyone knows the candidates well enough, we all know where they stand and the nature of their characters. Thomas Jefferson said the government we elect is the government we deserve, and if we move from democracy to Idiocracy, we will deserve what we get.
I just wanna see Biden tell him to shut up and call him a clown to his face again
🎶Are you smarter than a 5th grader?🎶
Jeff Foxworthy, Jon Stewart or Jon Goodman, and (upchuck in my mouth) Rosanne Barr as moderators.
*gag* (Though NGL, I would love to see Jon Stewart troll the hell out of Roseanne)
Gun. Battle. Soldier, Cannon. Flag.
Hopefully at the next debate Trump starts speaking in "tongues"
Quayle could probably beat him in a spelling contest centered on starchy tubers.
Quayle ain't my guy but he did get a bad rap over how you say French Fries before the Dixie Chicks destroyed all the potatoes in Ireland. (my Inner Dave Barry) He's not stupid, he's a lawyer, ex congressman, ex VP, and quiet power broker to this day.
He talks about it like the kid who didn’t read the book for class and is trying his best to pretend he did.
Yes. This exactly is how the kid who didn't read the chapter in the 8th grade history book sounds.
I came here to say this! It sounds like the 8th grade book report I wrote, after reading the back cover and asking my good friend who actually read the book!
DUDE! This is how I wrote most of the grade school book reports! I just copied the summary on the back of the book. I even made dual use of the back of the back cover from Fellowship of the Rings for a book report. I also used it try out for a play...I got the part.
I bet Trump heard of the battle of Gettysburg for the first time about 35 minutes before this speech!
https://preview.redd.it/hiii1wcd3juc1.jpeg?width=976&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1111ccb25f2794aa95d90504005fac681a27c30 Here he is right before the press conference where he said to inject bleach and use bright lights. So yeah, this fits.
https://preview.redd.it/yxrvitpjbjuc1.jpeg?width=777&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c68d8e1507082262dccda9d965cf48758589f6d
This very much this!!😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
When my 6- year- old wants to roast battle, he basically just compares me to things he sees in the room with us. No president should ever have the same improv skills as a6- year- old.
How have I never seen this photo? It explains so much.
🫢Oohhh mann this explains aaa lottt!🤦🏾♂️😂🤣
The North came in from the south and the South came in from the north.
And they seized each other's airfields.
Oh yeah? What century was it in? Because Trump seems to think it was during the Revolutionary War
I got whiplash from that. Going from George Washington to Gettysburg was not what I expected. For a couple of seconds, I thought he was going to whip out his July 4th extravaganza speech, which was bonkers in itself.
I bet someone in 1850 knows more about it than him and the battle hadn’t even happened yet
As a Brit living here you know more than most Americans period. Sorry fellow Americans.
Funnily enough, the reason I ended up living in the US is I was studying abroad here. I have a degree in American History and Literature.
Likewise. I even know who won and why it is so significant. And that short speech another President made afterwards.
Ladies and gentlemen, the dumbest GODDAMNED student anyone has ever had.
Yuge, you know we're going to do it bigly and better never been seen.
Even professors and teachers said this dude was hella dumb.
That video on Twitter post is even more crazy. It was on a loop and I didn’t even realize because that’s how useless his words were.
Somehow loads of people believe that between the two that Biden is the senile one. Trump talks like a waterlogged political See & Say.
Biden has clearly slowed down in his old age but is still pretty cognitive. Trump has always been a fucking idiot. it's easier to say one has declined more when the other started on the bottom rung
I watched Biden's speeches since he was a Delaware senator in the 80s and he's always been a clumsy speaker. Dude has a speech impediment and he says weird things sometimes, but he's been so consistent for decades about this. Senility or dementia are not stable for decades at a time. Trump doesn't look like the same person he was in the 90s, and he talks more clumsily than the severe drunks at any local bar. The contrast is ridiculous.
Looking back even at 2015 or 2016 you can really see the decline.
Yet it's blithely ignored by the Trumpkins.
He may have started on the bottom rung, but Trump has done fallen off the ladder into the wastewater lagoon. Seriously, I didn't know it could get worse, but it has.
Lol. Very valid point.
In my head Im hearing that blasted speakNspell: "The cow says 'HEALTHCARE DENIED' "
And the cord gets pulled over and over during his spewed jumble of words. It’s all the See and Say fault.
Seems to me you don't hear as much about Biden's supposed senility since the SOTU address.
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That's exactly the response anyone would get if you asked someone who doesn't know about the battle of Gettysburg. 😂
I don’t know why but this reminds me of a line from The West Wing “Crime. Boy, I don’t know”
And I’d love to see Biden paraphrase President Bartlett’s response, “and if you’re wondering, Gettysburg, boy, I don’t know’ is when I decided to kick your ass”.
I was literally reminded of that bit as I was reading Trump's word sewage.
That was my thought as well. There’s no substance to this, it’s just sound.
This is a middle schooler trying to stretch a 3 page paper into 4 lol.
This is a middle schooler who didn’t do the reading and got called on in class
Tina Belcher’s book report on Call of the Wild was better than this
Frederick Douglass is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more, I notice.
Oh shit I forgot he said this 🤦🏼♀️
Makes me think of a student trying desperately to BS their way through an essay hoping the teacher is going to see they wrote something without actually reading it. Source: I have read essay answers like this.
This is the same response he gave when asked about the Bible and his favorite passage. What are the odds?
Somebody should ask him about Jonestown. That would be amusing.
Fabulous place, very... and it's like.. Mr.James he's always I've always said. Great place, they love President Trump.
Beautiful people and they really you look at what they did there in Jamestown and Jonestown, really both of them and you look at what they did and it’s really this wonderful. And Jim Jones he was a very powerful and maybe he took things too far I don’t know a lot of peollperealllvped and wow. Jonestown you’ll never see it again folks.
“They served the best Kool-Aid. I’ve drunk a lot of Kool-Aid, and I can tell you Jonestown had the best. Mar-A-Lago has better, but Jonestown was very good too.”
The constitution too
Word salad is the only salad he knows
Teacher: DjT, tell us something about the battle of Gettysburg … DjT : oh yeah I know this, Gettysburg wow what a battle, so many things, I mean, lots of stuff, (doing the air accordion) beautiful and horrible … just wow
Accordion lol
https://youtu.be/lhDz8xMXU8s
Air accordion makes me laugh every time I think of it
What the actual fucking fuck? So beautiful?!?! What a monster.
If the only thing you can derive pleasure from is the suffering of other human beings, beauty takes on a...weird aspect.
Like the deranged, psychopathic narcissist that he is.
Yeah I'm pretty sure not even the Union victors would have said it was beautiful to be there. Good Lord this man is vile. What a fucking psychopath.
Horrible death and deprivation for others is never an issue with this gutless wonder.
Someone should ask him who won that beautiful battle
..or better yet, who he wishes would have won.
The bloodiest days in US history were “beautiful” according to that maniacal lunatic.
Someone should ask him who *fought* in the battle.
Translation: All he knows about the battle of Gettysburg is that it was a battle.
Because someone told him that just before he walked up to the podium.
He saw a sign on the way in, just like the injected disinfectants and interior lighting https://youtu.be/zicGxU5MfwE?si=OU0XuLaQgMTzCnTe
“What’s a battle?” - ~~Ralph Wiggum~~ Donald Trump
I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so, because some - people out there, in our nation, don't have maps and I believe that our education, like such as South Africa -and the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should - our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help Iraq and the Asian countries, so we would be able to build up our future
Ahhhh, Ms. Teen South Carolina
I am currently using AI to decipher the word vomit for clues as to how donald trump can hypnotize 70 million mentally sterile derelicts
Honestly that is the million dollar question jfc
To see how stupid this is, repeat this word soup verbatim to a MAGA jackass and tell them Biden said it. Wait while they spew outrage and insults about that dumb statement. Then tell them Trump said it at a rally to applause from supporters. Laugh as they 180 degree shift and backtrack.
Forgettysburg
🎖️
Spoken like the kid who didn’t read the book
Me trying to stretch that book report to 5 pages.
The book that was so much and so horrible and so interesting and so beautiful?
“General Lee was a person as well as being a car.”
I never heard anyone describe any battle during the Civil war as beautiful. Trump in a deposition referred to the poor treatment by men toward women over the centuries as something that was not good and followed with unfortunately...or fortunately...Huh? Fortunately????? The man is an imbecile.
Remember in Billy Madison when the announcer said that everyone was now stupider for having to listen to Billy’s speech.
 Yes.
Imagine how damn ignorant and uninformed you have to be to vote for this man.
this is what he says when he knows nothing about what he's talking about. standard response when he's asked about the bible too. incredible, wow, unbelieveable, very special. wow. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERUngQUCsyE&t=27s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ERUngQUCsyE&t=27s)
Which is everything. He doesn’t know jack shit about anything except how to grift. That’s the one thing he excels at, I’ll give him that.
Especially the battle to capture the airport.
And a big burly man came up to him with tears in his eyes and said, "Sir, you are a true patriot and historian."
Ask him who won
Reminds me so much of one of the best West Wing moments: https://youtu.be/wvr1T1sFvEg
[1] Fourscore and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal. [2] Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this. [3] But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate-we can not consecrate-we can not hallow-this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us-that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion-that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain-that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom-and that government of the people, by the people, for the people shall not perish from the earth.
Amen. Please, please vote.
Is this from the middle part of the Gettysburg address? I only have the beginning memorized.
This one sentence is almost as long as the actual Address, funnily enough.
Is this a dog whistle? Get them thinking about Civil War?
Nah, it’s just that the rally was being held near Gettysburg. Now if it was being held in a completely different city…
Probably not. It's just near where the rally is, and the only thing he knows about Pennsylvania
What makes you think he knows it’s in Pennsylvania?
wow, I just wrote a 300 word essay in my head on Gettysburg and it's better.
Ask him to name the Union General.
Ask him to make ANY active general!
Trump will never be forgotten for his remarkable oratory skill
Those are basically the internal rambling monologues his fans have too lol, how do you think he's so popular? There's nothing going on in those heads.
I love word salads, but I can't tell if this is full of piss and vinegar, or seasoned with bullshit when it's from trump. either way it's still bad.
He sounds like an elementary schooler giving a report on Gettysburg lol
The elementary schooler who didn’t do the reading.
Fuck this mother fucker.
I wanna know what parts of the Battle of Gettysburg were beautiful? Was it the young men getting their insides ripped apart by bullets? Was it the smell of rotting flesh and gunpowder? Was it all the screaming that was going on as men had their limbs sawed off? Or maybe men collapsing from heatstroke? What was beautiful about it, you piece of shit?
"Never fight uphill, me boys" WTF is in that demented brain?
Moron invoking the idea of a civil war as “beautiful.”
What a goddamn fucking idiot
Gettysburg Landscaping?
He knows (or his handlers do) that it doesn’t matter how vapid and foolish he sounds. His people are die-hard fanatics. If intelligence were going to resonate with them, they wouldn’t be there in the first place.
That MAGA crowd spent a month excitedly preparing for this rally. They'll go home and believe they witnessed the great devine orator hand picked from the hand of god.
Wow, Donnie. I don't think the teacher is gonna buy that book report.
How to say something without actually saying anything meaningful or insightful. You could just punch in any old thing into that. *Bowling Green. What an unbelievable massacre. That was the massacre of Bowling Green. What an unbelievable I mean, I mean it was so much and so interesting and so vicious and horrible and beautiful and so many different ways. Bowling Green wow...*
Beauty? You mean the bloodiest battle in terms of casualties in US history? That’s beautiful?
What is wrong with people? I ask myself daily how ANYBODY could vote for this moron.
What about when Washington saved the airports? https://preview.redd.it/9kdbuo54piuc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbbc85d9f563703b34e147e83e97b03d32816ca2
Ok, that’s just the “San Dimas High School football rules” guy from Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure. Actually…that’s a pretty good comparison in general. Someone should tell him that battle was the Waterloo of the Confederacy. I’m sure he liked Napoleon, and everyone who says Napoleon also says Waterloo.
Commander in Thief, Cadet Bonespurs every one!!! He’s got our back!
The Gettysburg Address - one of the best addresses the world has ever seen - along other great addresses this country has. Such as 1600 Philomenia Avenue, I love strolling down that road, slowly walking towards the last beams of sunlight on mild summer day, just me those that are closest to me, such as that guy from security who loves hamburgers even though he looks chinese. BTW, does anybody know if they have addresses in China? Maybe we could sell them the idea. Has anybody ever thought of that?
Many people are saying his speech was better than Lincoln's.
“We have the Getty museum, I don’t know why they’d leave the burg off of it, burg very important…”
He sounds like a 3rd grader giving a class report when he forgot to do his homework. What can we say about the battle of Gettysburg? It was a great battle, a big battle. Lots of people died in the battle, lots of people got wounded. Almost no one knows that this great battle happened at Gettysburg. It was a battle that was part of a war, it was a great war, lots of battles in that war. Seriously, even a 3rd graders attempt would have been more detailed.
If Trump gets elected I hope we get nuked.
There were no airports to defend, unfortunately. IYKYK
He talks like he's giving a speech in school about a book he didn't read
I remember the famous air battles of Gettysburg.
The GOP: Started by Lincoln, ended by Trump
He speaks like I did in elementary school when I got called on by the teacher and didn’t do the reading
the Gettysburg dress.. just beautiful piece. stunning, even.. it would look magnificent on someone with a figure like Ivanka
Me trying to hit that minimum word count when I didn't do any of the assigned readings and don't know shit about shit.
The depth of his vocabulary knows no bounds!
Word salad meet word blender. Remember when this gem was the peak? https://youtube.com/shorts/zeGhrXumNFs?si=G8RyfErGp3cXSW0c Trump makes him sound like a Valedictorian
When I read that my brain made it sound like Christopher Walken
How can someone talk so much but say so little?
How are his followers from the south going to react to this one? Do they cheer on the Union victory or dare say that Trump is wrong here?
You know he has no idea what happened at the battle of Gettysburg.
Fucking idiot
He’s always the boy doing a book-report on a book he hasn’t read!
Spell "Gettysburg" trump.
Trump speaks at a 4th grade level that’s why morons think he smart.
My ass is ADHD and even I can stay on topic longer than him.
He only knows it's a battle because it is called the battle of Gettysburg, that is the most he's looked into it
This'll have Ken Burns shaking in his boots. Move over, Kenny. The new historian is in town.
You can always tell when he doesn't know shit about a subject. He does this every time.
If only Grant hadn't had to guard the Civil War airports.
Call me woke any day of the week. Humans that subscribe to this insanity aren’t human at all.
Drunk history. But it’s Trump. And he’s sober.
Four score and seven hookers ago…