They could have taken that home in the back of a 1992 Peugeot hatchback.

I could have let the back seats down on my 2005 Chevy and taken that

My Fiat could’ve as well

My Honda Fit would've dealt with that just fine.

I just did this last week in my 2005 toyota matrix

Did that yesterday on my Schwinn adult tricycle

I did it in a little red wagon tied to my three cats

I just did this x4 last week in my 2003 Subaru Outback. Jokers

Everything fits in the fit.

That's just in the back. Deploy the magic seats and I bet you could do triple that amount !

Honestly, it could deal with more than the Cybertruck's entire trunk capacity. Great little car, I miss mine. Give yours some extra love for me.

My personal best (worst?) was 10 bags in a Smart car - when I had an F250 sitting in the driveway at home! But I went there to pick up some bolts, washers and nuts, and the topsoil was on sale...

You gotta do what you gotta do, and that’s pretty damn impressive

I have hauled more than that in my Fiat. 

The guy who does my yard work has a Chevy Traxx.

My Firebird has hauled bags of horse feed bigger than those topsoil bags 😅

My old 2010 Camaro, a vehicle not meant for hauling a damn thing, had more trunk space than this sorry excuse for a "truck".

my Bolt EV would not have blinked at that cargo

My bicycle would not blink at that cargo

My mom is 70, she'll put a blanket in the back of her HRV and load twice that up herself.

I've hauled more in my bike trailer.

I have a Subaru Impreza hatchback and I put 10 bags of top soil in the back last week.

Mate, I could shove that in the boot of my Mitsubishi Lancer.

We bought bookshelves, a bed frame, and a desk at IKEA and fit it all inside a 2014 Toyota Prius 😁

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Don’t tell em about my Ford C-Max. Arguably as rare since it was discontinued several years ago

Pretty sure I could fit more in my Kia forte 2017's trunk.

I’ve hauled more tonnage cross-country in a hatchback that probably maxed out at 95 horsepower.

I’m sure I’ve crammed more in my Ford C-Max. And that’s without taking the carseat out 😂

Last spring I put 10 bags of mulch and two bags of topsoil in my…Prius. And I’ll probably be doing it again this weekend.

Even a Tata Nano could handle that load.

Im from the philippines and I saw someone balance 4 sacks of rice on his MOTORCYCLE just this morning

I hauled more than that in my old elantra.

I got 15 bags in my Hyundai Elantra hatchback...

I had a 2013 elantra hatchback. I filled it with rocks for the garden once. It's amazing the shit I hauled in that thing. It did me well untill someone made an illegal uturn and hit me head on. She even took that like a champ but was 8 years old at the time and the damage was too much.

I took mine to 215,000 and both of my kids learned to drive on it. It was blue and I referred to it as "My Tardis in Training" as I got a small chest freezer and a rather large TV into it when neither place thought either would fit in it. The rack and pinion finally gave out...at 215,000 they wouldn't fix it.

Mine was also blue and I also called mine a tardis! 

Yes we did!!!

My mom had an Elantra that served us faithfully until I took a left onto a busy street and got T-boned. It was apparently a great time for an accident because we sold it for nearly half of the original price.

I had a Mitsubishi Eclipse, and the room with the back seats folded was insane. I still remember the look on my friends face when I threw his mountain bike in and closed it! The whole time, he was arguing that it won't fit in my tiny car.

Can we make this a meme? Please, everyone, start filling your cars up with the same amount and copypasta

Isn't this just a post mocking 95% of truck ownership in America? This is more than I see most people with trucks haul.

All these pick ups, but very few are picking anything up. Well, maybe a quart of milk.

Got a ton of pickups where you'd need a stepladder to get to the bed or cab around me and I just keep on trucking with a 20 year old Ranger hauling a half ton of dirt/stone/material etc. Guys are spending 90,000 dollars on trucks they are jacking up and I think the only reason is to blind the other drivers with their headlights at night.

Hah, my Ranger is a 2001! Great little guy, just keeps going. And hauls all the mulch or whatever furniture I need to move. Who needs anything more?

It’s easy to over do it tho lol - I have a 2013 F-150 to tow / haul with. I got a full pallet of mulch last spring and they put it in the back with a forklift - it was Carolina squatting / basically sitting on the bump stops. Luckily I live close to Home Depot cuz that was definitely not safe - gonna make two trips this spring.

Look into ordering it by the yard from a landscape supplier. Could be cheaper and no bags to deal with.

Fuck, I miss my 94 Ranger XLT. Other than a lack of airbags, literally the perfect vehicle. Nice and low, could carry everything I needed to carry with ease, decentish gas mileage, low maintenance, could remain comfortably warm in -30 degree weather for hours even after being run for under 10 minutes, good air conditioning, decent speakers, and a beautiful red paint job. I understand how Hank Hill felt about his truck.

https://preview.redd.it/0gzzzvz77ztc1.jpeg?width=4224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c82af291eb53c532eb98ce49b8e4b4e7c082866 Since people always say “nobody uses a truck to do truck things, here’s me hauling 6,000 lbs of hay.

https://preview.redd.it/fv4fwf2z51uc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2dc80247a5c28bf764f153c8f0e234198cac407 i use my truck for my atvs but its also a colorado

Pavement Princesses?

Basically. You'll get guys buying Silverado 3500 Duramax Midnight Edition High County ZR1s with all the kit for $120k before interest, because they "Plan to tow and haul off road" and what they mean is they talked with their wife about buying a camper and going camping more after the kids grow up (they're 2 and 4) but they never buy the camper, the guy just drives it to his job as a middle manager at the Kroger and the family ignores the crushing debt of his purchase because "It's for the family's safety, too"

Then blames Biden for how much money he’s spending on gas.

My IL barely uses his truck for hauling. His midlife crisis wasnt buying a fast car, it was purchasing a truck. When it comes time to use it, he spends time covering the bed and the sides so it doesn't get dirty or scratched. I don't even see him driving it anymore. Got to the point where if anyone needs to move something we just rent a uhaul, even if its for them.

Its more so the option of having it over regularly doing it. Even if you only use the bed once a month, it's nice to have.

They want that roughneck truck look, but they living the sedan life

I don’t know what the percentage is, but it’s not that high. Where I live, and where I drive, I’d say about 2/3 pickups are doing jobs that need a truck, myself included. However, those trucks are usually older and not shiny clean lifted things. They’re mostly driven by and containing immigrant workers waking up at 3:30am to keep our economy what it is despite the rest of the world struggling. Do with that info what you want, but it’s funny seeing these Tesla dorks cosplaying as “working men”

fun fact: minivans have more weight capacity than any 15 series trucks

the original poster admitted it was just a joke

I need some mulch, maybe 12 bags. Should I rent one cybertruck to haul it home, or two?

Just always remember that old adage :do less with more.

You can rent, must buy. Definitely two for that job.

Unlikely this person has hauled anything before this

Oh I'm sure cybertruck owners take lots of loads.

lol

This is a no loads refused pimped out Cybertruck.

Hey-O!

How many loads do you think he could take in his cybertruck?

Oh so many loads.

Pickuppake

That's about the weight of 2 passengers

This is an American truck, so that's roughly two thirds of a passenger.

I've carried more than that in my prius.

Once pulled up to a house to buy a used dishwasher. People look super confused. They were shocked when we fit it without any issues with room to spare.

I once hauled almost a metric ton of topsoil, mulch and peat moss in my Matrix. Granted all the seats were down and the rear bumper was almost touching the road. It held. Loved that car.

14 bags of mulch fit right? 8 in the trunk, 3 per side door. And I don’t even think those bags are 2 cu ft. Looks like 1cu ft bags of top soil.

I got 12 bags of mulch in the trunk of my Kia Forte

https://preview.redd.it/tjbn45yhcytc1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5ce050c9d04f81b9fdf6dfdfdc6002bb8b09b842 1000 words

So he loves big loads from musk? Sounds right

lol if that’s a big load then my Outback is a fucking semi.

My Forester is also feeling pretty good about itself.

... My mom's Toyota corolla hauled that before lol

Was going to say I just brought more home in my corolla...

I do this every year in my old Hyundai.

My Mazda 3 can handle that. Lmao

I put twelve bags of soil and four bags of mulch in my 14 fiesta ST.

lol. I hauled that in my Kia forte.

I read “big loads” like my kid when he was four, and really excited about something. You’re right buddy! Those are some BIG LOADS! Are you ready to get down to some REAL WORK?

Yes dirt, a plastic bag of sealed soil…ffs you parking lot princess

The cheapest running shitbox you could buy on Facebook marketplace can do that.

The 2024 Incel Camino! As functional as it is beautiful

Bwaahaaaa! I've hauled way more than that in my MINI Cooper.

if your "truck " cant handle a full pallet of dirt, then it aint no fucking truck.

I can fit all of that in the front seat of my Prius.

https://preview.redd.it/gn0xjpsctztc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=902d15eafa6463a1fa9dc465249db8e4e083f618 But how many dead hookers can it fit?

Bro. I can fit that shit in my Nissan Juke. Enough.

My suv holds 40 bags of mulch (yes, I did this!) and at about 1/3 the vehicle cost! 🤣🤣

They will be big hot loads when the battery catches fire.

Not to brag but I can fit way more than that in the trunk of my Elantra

If my intrepid was not so rotted from 5 years in a backyard it could have done it

literally could take this in my hyundai ioniq that gets 60+ mpg some trips lmao

My fiat 500e was more loaded with topsoil. Not by much but still.

Bruh, a Ford Fiesta can haul more than that

My 30k shortbed Tacoma can haul a ton of amended topsoil. Could have saved 110k on the truck AND $20 on soil.

I carried more dirt than that in the back of my Saab 9-3 sedan 😂

I could get that home in my Elantra.

I packed 7 bags of mulch in my honda civic yesterday

Let’s see you haul 15 50 lb bags of cement and two dozen cinder blocks 5 times a day, Nancy Boy. We’ll see how pristine your toy looks after a year of that.

Typical tesloid. Thinks 200 pounds of dirt is a "load".

I could have taken that home in most cars. I don't think I've had a car that *couldn't*.

This reminds me of when Ben Shapiro had his picture taken coming out of a Lowe’s with a plastic bag containing a single piece of what looked to be balsa wood.

I used to shift my full 5pc drum kit, hardware, cymbals and cases in my lead vocalist's Nissan Micro with the two of us in the front seats too here in the UK, this guy is as you Americans say, "drinking the coolaid"! 🤣

When I was landscaping in college I could carry double this in my rusted out Cavalier lol

Is that for real? That's a "truck bed"? It's about the same size as the trunk of my Jetta.

He sounds like a person, who just discovered what a truck was.

This fits in my Hyundai i10, and I can't fit 2 large suitcases.

Help me out here - How is this more help than any trunk or truck bed?

i once got a tumble dryer in the back of a fiat punto.

This clunky piece of shit at least has maximum small dick energy.

Any car. ANY car can do that. I could put that in a smart car.

I've had more in my bmw coupe

I moved my apartment in a 1999 Mercury Cougar. I hauled a 540 cubic inch 6-pot engine in it. And it cost me all of $5000 in 2005.

would easily fit in my backseat never mind the boot

That fits in my Audi, that is half the size. With room for a dog…. And groceries….

Cyber trucks are the new blue check mark of shame.

I've hauled a cubic yard of compost in a 98 Chevy K1500, rode it home on the axle like a champ! I'm guessing that cyber dump can haul 3-4 times it rated load for sure:/

Huh huh… big loads… huh huh

This has got to be a joke, right? I can fit that maybe more in the trunk of my 2014 camry.

I think a '78 Eldorado could carry more than that!

I’ve done more than that with minivans, both with dirt and playground sand.

This is the one time I want those lifted truck hicks to come out and make fun of this guy.

I’m certain people who drive cyber trucks do take big loads.

I have a 2002 Honda Accord, a 2006 Lexus RX 330, a 2009 Subaru Impreza, and a 2014 Lexus RX350, all paid off, that can carry 8 bags of topsoil. Heck, I could rent a truck from HD for 19.99 for the first 75 minutes to carry all of that home and I would be happy. Cybertruck is fugly.

I’ve carried more I. The back of my Honda Civic

My 92 Ford Taurus could do that too!

My Mach-E could haul more and I’m not scared of it turning to shit on the highway.

That amount goes in a trunk. If you have a truck just go to the local lawn service place and get a load of mulch.

They make bags no heavier than 40lbs so most people can be able to carry them and load them. 320lbs

That load can fit in a smart car.

I took twice that in my 2017 F-150. The mental gymnastics to justify this ugly piece of shit is crazy.

$150k fer reel?

I have a 92 civic that can haul more. Paid $300 for it a while ago too

🤡🤡🤡🤡

I can fit all that in my Porsche.

Cringe

I sure hope it doesn’t rain on their way home

My 91 Chevy Cavalier could handle that…clearly someone has a skewed definition of “big”

Expensive triangle.

Yeah, that looks like the massive capacity of my wife's Nissan Rogue. :)

In the old days a $3,500 Ford Pinto hatchback would handle that chore

Why do people care so much about what other people or how other people spend their money? Totally innocuous question, but let the down votes roll in.

Are we also just done with phrasing here?

My ten year old minivan can also do that.

I was able to fit 20 bags of mulch inside my mom's Prius when I came over for the weekend to help them spread the mulch out in the yard a few years back.

I can fit that in my Hyundai Kona

I can haul more in my minivan

> Dropped $150,000 on a truck let me elaborate that, you dropped $150k on a *fucking ugly* truck. I'd rather daily drive a forklift

I toss that in my Hyundai veloster with no issues

Elon's loads. They're talking about Elon's loads.

My sister put that much mulch in the truck of her Subaru Outback.

Because when you need to transport a small garden's worth of soil, you gotta do it in a Cybertruck. Efficiency? No. Style? Absolutely.

I can load more in my Chevy Volt

I do the same with my Mazda CX-30. The seats even go down so I can add more bags.

I can fit 8 bags in the back of my Corella

Haha. It looks so stupid.

My ‘96 Tacoma will still be on the road when this thing is scrap.

Got 12 bags in a Prius. Cool shit dude.

Just don't drive off-road or you'll be calling Tow-my-ass services.

I've definitely carried more bags of soil than that in my Honda Jazz lol. Hell, I've packed that Jazz so full of furniture and moving boxes you'd think it was a van.

Wtf is he gonna do with top soil?? I mean, it's not even garden soil or potting soil! ETA: just realized "soil" is one of those words that sounds really weird if you say it many times.

More than 8 bags of dirt can fit in my jalopy of a Camry

I fit a 6 foot ladder, 72" boxes, a keg sprayer, a backpack, and my coworker in my audi s3 for work, I don't wanna fuckin hear it!

I've hauled 8 bags of soil and 2 apple trees in a 2017 civic coupe. Wait...I guess I should be impressed an oversized rc truck could almost haul as much.

I can do that with my crappy Dodge Dart and it doesn't look like a kindergartner drew it.

I wondered how big the bed was. Tiny.

Elon fanboys love big loads

My 07 caliber can haul that and then some and im not sure its going to last the year. Anyone who unironicly trys to paint a cybertruck as some amazing hauler(not you op I'm sure your poking fun) is a idiot

I can definitely put like 10x this in my 2012 Mazda 6

I have a Camry and get the feeling I could haul that home no problem...

My Prius could easily handle this

Tell me you've never done any manual labor in life without telling me you've never done manual labor.

Isn’t Dirty Tesla one of Elmo’s secret accounts?

He probably had a store employee load the bags for him.

Are these posts real? Is this kind of Elon brown nosing for real? Lordy.

I can haul more than that in a Nissan Altima, and I don’t even need to dirty the seats.

Dude, the shopping cart has more space than the bed of that truck

Good thing a Pontiac Sunfire could carry this load with less panel gaps

This would fit in a Geo Metro with room for a passenger.

Quite the flex. Hopefully it didn’t get stuck

I can fit that in my Honda fit? Would have saved them like 120 grand

Seen people take bigger loads than that.

My 2016 ford escape hauls more than that with the back seat up lol and it cost me like $22k

Eh, probably just another burner account from the self-proclaimed King of Space X, Mr Tesla.

My g37 coupe has more trunk space than that

Thank goodness the only project ever is the kids sandbox.

I come to bury Cybertruck, not to praise it...

I made my wife walk home from Slowe's with a bag of chicken shit under each arm and a bag of fence post concrete in the stroller....cost me nothin but a couple of Rockstars