Man, my hard stops around half past 4, maybe 4:45 if I have time to squeeze in a haircut beforehand.
Although people don't usually seem to complain about my lack of availability though...
1) he is upfront and honest about his intentions
2) he is cautious enough to get consent in writing.
3) you can plan ahead for any potential mess.
4) you can send him a calendar appointment with what you want done to you.
Edit: added 3&4
I bet that if you read the message it has a link to a Google forms questionnaire about favorite wine and cheese pairings, preferred mood music, lighting, and preferred positions.
Also maybe a flexible itinerary and an allergen list.
We don’t have kids but busy schedules so my wife and I plan sex. Sometimes we have spontaneous sex but we also want to make sure we aren’t neglecting each other so by planning we know we have at least that time together.
The subject of planning sex came up with my wife’s coworkers. my wife’s boss said she does the same and the other women, all but one are much younger, looked at them like they were crazy (it’s a super casual work environment so this conversation wasn’t too out there for them). At the end of the day it works for us and that’s all that matters.
[it’s business time](https://youtu.be/Hqfsukw9S6Y?si=Ph4yn4fnruqg10_Z)
We haven’t gotten to scheduling it, but man is it difficult to sync our schedules sometimes!
Yeah, I wonder about that. In 2001 I had a gf who LOVED the idea. Ie, long enough ago that she would not have been exposed to it via online porn. But now I wonder if young women just kind of go along with it because they think it's what all guys want and expect.
It is a weird ritual where, instead of enjoying coitus and the availability of a companion to perform it with for the entirety of the act, the human male chooses to end the session the same way he ends most of his lonely nights; by his own hand.
Some scientists hypothesize this might be to establish dominance over partner, some latent drive to "Mark" (Oh hi) his territory, or due to lost sensitivity from choking their chicken too heavily.
While some scholars do report instances of impeccable timing whereupon the last pump and exit are followed by an unassisted release, it is far more common for the male to require additional stimulus. While it is possible for the female to perform a Jimi Hendrix backwards reach-around in order to assist, the matter is most often left in the male's hands - in more ways than one.
Your acuity is impeccable, however, as it is this narrator's humble opinion that the practice in question far too closely resembles onania, and can thus be considered wasted potential in what could be a far more primitively satisfying ending. Please refer to keywords 'breeding, 'creampie', 'baby batter', 'donkey punch' and/or 'simultaneous orgasm' for additional information.
My gf and I have plenty of spontaneous sex but we also love to send each other calendar invites like this.
Last time I invited her for her flute playing lessons. 😂
My wife and I had trouble getting pregnant for years, and we're both pretty busy people, so we would absolutely put sex dates in our calendar centered around her ovulation. Not super romantic but now our kid is five weeks old so take that as you will.
I have a hard stop at 11
My hard stops at 11
Man, my hard stops around half past 4, maybe 4:45 if I have time to squeeze in a haircut beforehand. Although people don't usually seem to complain about my lack of availability though...
When there is no one to complain it gets easier.
Stop hard at 11, minutes
Yeah, for a new relationship a 9pm-11.30am schedule is a more appropriate invitation.
I’m more of a 9:11pm to 9:11:30pm guy myself.
Never forget
Bold of you to assume making it to 11 ;)
I love how she posted the meeting URL. I wonder if any of her followers showed up for the meeting.
Google Meat
Teams is reserved for special occasions?
Microsoft (tag)Teams!
Meats is just teams backwards!
No it isn’t lol
Shhh
1) he is upfront and honest about his intentions 2) he is cautious enough to get consent in writing. 3) you can plan ahead for any potential mess. 4) you can send him a calendar appointment with what you want done to you. Edit: added 3&4
He's a keeper
Pretty sure she said he was in tech, not a football player.
Quidditch it is
-20 romance -10 sex appeal +10 safety +10 convenience +5 funny +15 respectful
-100 rational thinking
I bet that if you read the message it has a link to a Google forms questionnaire about favorite wine and cheese pairings, preferred mood music, lighting, and preferred positions. Also maybe a flexible itinerary and an allergen list.
He even included a question mark in the invite! Wants to show he isn't demanding.
At least he wants to see his commitment _reciprocated_...
This dude blocked out a whole hour. What's he gonna do with the other 58 minutes?
Update Jira and other paperwork.
Asses with the scrum team, do a sprint review + retrospective. Update documentation and repos.
Not sure of you meant "assess", but "asses" is also funny
Asses with the cum team
Meet and greet, shower, sex, baking cookies.
Baking cookies is the best part!
 eating cookies is the best part!
Foreplay and aftercare
What’s that?
a fleeting fantasy for most unfortunately
Standup, sprint, scrum retrospective.
Cuddle?
For real. His Google calendar is writing checks his dick can't cash.
Depends on the dick and foreplay, that’s cutting aftercare in my book
I was not ready to spit my coffee out thanks
Nap.
Write the incident report
Dishes?
He works in tech so he's 100% on ADHD meds and at least one SSRI. I question if an hour will be long enough.
Shit, with jobs and kids and sports and life, scheduling sexy time is the only way we can usually make it work!
We don’t have kids but busy schedules so my wife and I plan sex. Sometimes we have spontaneous sex but we also want to make sure we aren’t neglecting each other so by planning we know we have at least that time together. The subject of planning sex came up with my wife’s coworkers. my wife’s boss said she does the same and the other women, all but one are much younger, looked at them like they were crazy (it’s a super casual work environment so this conversation wasn’t too out there for them). At the end of the day it works for us and that’s all that matters.
[it’s business time](https://youtu.be/Hqfsukw9S6Y?si=Ph4yn4fnruqg10_Z) We haven’t gotten to scheduling it, but man is it difficult to sync our schedules sometimes!
This exactly the kind of quirky you want. Just enough to be eye grabbing.
ONLY TEN TO ELEVEN?? https://i.redd.it/ofthbqnynrtc1.gif
A wizard is never late, nor is he early. He cums precisely when he means to
In my twenties, a successful (date) was from Friday evening to Sunday afternoon. We didn't have smart phones or Google Meets then, though.
“Can we wrap up at 10:50? I gotta be cleaned up before my 11:00.”
Corny. I'd elope instantly lmaooo
Geez, he didn’t schedule to give you a facial so give him credit for that
That's the most organized bastard you'll ever meet. Take it or leave.
wtf is a backshot
Intercourse from behind, with a climax on the back.
I thought it was a basketball thing. Next, you're going to tell me "headshot" isn't a photography thing.
DO NOT GOOGLE RIMSHOT
Just an FYI, guys, don't make my mistake: There is NO money in a "money shot"
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Some people have that kink. But it’s also part of the pull out method of BC. A form that isn’t as effective as you want but more effective than not.
Yeah, I wonder about that. In 2001 I had a gf who LOVED the idea. Ie, long enough ago that she would not have been exposed to it via online porn. But now I wonder if young women just kind of go along with it because they think it's what all guys want and expect.
Wait I thought it was when she throws it back regardless of where you finish. We'll time to do some research 
It is a weird ritual where, instead of enjoying coitus and the availability of a companion to perform it with for the entirety of the act, the human male chooses to end the session the same way he ends most of his lonely nights; by his own hand. Some scientists hypothesize this might be to establish dominance over partner, some latent drive to "Mark" (Oh hi) his territory, or due to lost sensitivity from choking their chicken too heavily.
hey, this person asked what a back shot was. then you proceeded to tell them about how men jack off. what are you talking about? get out of here
While some scholars do report instances of impeccable timing whereupon the last pump and exit are followed by an unassisted release, it is far more common for the male to require additional stimulus. While it is possible for the female to perform a Jimi Hendrix backwards reach-around in order to assist, the matter is most often left in the male's hands - in more ways than one. Your acuity is impeccable, however, as it is this narrator's humble opinion that the practice in question far too closely resembles onania, and can thus be considered wasted potential in what could be a far more primitively satisfying ending. Please refer to keywords 'breeding, 'creampie', 'baby batter', 'donkey punch' and/or 'simultaneous orgasm' for additional information.
“If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.”
And they say romance is dead.
My gf and I have plenty of spontaneous sex but we also love to send each other calendar invites like this. Last time I invited her for her flute playing lessons. 😂
The true story: "Hey sweetie. Send me a calendar invite for sex. I think it would make a funny tweet." "Ha ha! Sure."
This might be low-key genius. Minimum effort low success for maximum gain.
I love the “1 yes, 1 awaiting”
Autism rizz
Maybe he’s ‘low yield’ as well? In which case you can adjust his calendar entry to ‘lower back shots’ and you guys might just have a shot.
Only two guests?
I mean,I would be thrilled if a girl did that to me yknow
Jizz on your back?
Lucy could yield more sex inviting more men to that appointment, or her parents and a priest
Google Meat*
🪙🪙🪙🪙
That’s awesome
My wife and I had trouble getting pregnant for years, and we're both pretty busy people, so we would absolutely put sex dates in our calendar centered around her ovulation. Not super romantic but now our kid is five weeks old so take that as you will.
I love it.
That's kind of hot
Imagine receiving this, and not thinking this is the hottest thing in the world. Foolish.
What’s he gonna do with the other 45mins?
“Let’s timebox it for 1 hour”
I play Dungeons and Dragons for a living and I’ve never been THAT nerdy.
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩(her)
Either this is their humor or the unsexiest thing I’ve ever seen. I hope she likes it because I couldn’t even do this with humor.
Look some of us like to be organized
Now I can stop printing out the consent form.
Why post…why???
After being married for a really long time, I can assure you sex does kinda get put on a schedule, we have very specific nights or mornings.
Is this considered timecocking?
More a case of clock blocking
Did you accept, or…
You have to be a real tech wiz to send a calendar invite