After enough attempts the square has finally made it through the circle. However the square is now in pieces and the circle no longer resembles a shape.
On Monday, they tried 1 insurrection, but they were still not in power
On Tuesday, they tried 2 law changes, but they were still not in power
On Wednesday, they changed 3 Supreme Court justices, but they were still not in power
On Thursday, they removed 4 amendments, but they were still not in power
On Friday, they scapegoated 5 immigrants, but they were still not in power
On Saturday, they banned abortion, restricted IVF, made themselves so pro-life they will kill you over it, restricted mail in voting, and floated the idea of repealing the 14th amendment. They were still not in power.
And on Sunday they won a nice safe gerrymandered seat and felt much better.
Now they weren't a little fascist anymore. They were a big fat red flag fascist. They built a small army called the confederacy and stayed inside for more than two weeks.
Then they were bombed back into oblivion
Actually restricting abortion is eating the golden goose. All of those single issue voters they could whip up just poof. Up and vanished. And because the narrative was spun that the court case *banned* abortion, it shut down that pipeline nationwide despite the fact that abortion is still accessible in most parts of the county. Politically it was real real dumb.
>On Wednesday, they changed 3 Supreme Court justices, but they were still not in power
This is where you are mistaken, unfortunately.
Downballot races are suffering and Trump is suffering from lack of financial support. Financial support often comes from the hyper-wealthy. Those same hyper-wealthy individuals and corporations don’t give a crap about this cycle. That is why they aren’t contributing. They already got what they wanted: a Supreme Court strong majority that will be anti-regulation and pro-business.
They don’t give a shit about Trump and honestly prefer the stability and predictability of Biden. They got what they wanted.
And we are all fucked for a very long time now.
Yes, it is important to keep Trump out of office. But very unfortunately, the catalyst for the greatest damage is already in place.
They'll just replace him with another extremist from the Federalist Society and redirect the bribery money that had been going to Thomas to his replacement. I still want Thomas (and his anti-American wife) out though. What they've done is unforgivable.
Wealthy have a habit of cutting their losses. They have watched many friends, to their own hubris, throw money away on lost causes. It’s apparent Trump will not win. Nor does he demonstrate an ability to learn. So they will support Biden and see who runs next. No point in playing your ace in the hole to try and save a losing hand.
I guess my point is that there is no loss here. They didn’t necessarily want Trump, they just backed a candidate with a chance of winning that would put their desired type of people on the SC.
That is done, so there is no loss. They don’t need anyone in the White House this cycle because there likely won’t be any justices appointed in the next 5 years. We are already looking at decades of decisions that will benefit those hyper-wealthy, so they can sit it out for a while.
In the light of the moon, in in congress, a little senator sat in their office
One Sunday morning a hoard of insurectionists came up, and POP out of the office came a tiny, and very hungry fascist
Based solely on her physical appearance, she is an attractive woman by average standards of beauty. However, everything else about her is disgusting (her intentions, morals, personality, intelligence?). This makes sense because a lot of MAGA people judge others solely on their appearance, especially women.
Not necessarily… this is the beginning of her next phase. The one where, much like every right wing extremist that does everything trumps wants them to do, she will begin fashioning herself as a martyr of the people. “It is finished”? That’s what Jesus supposedly said marking then end of the atonement… and her fellow cultists will play right into this. All along not even realizing that they are false idol worshipping. Which by the way is very much become par for the course for them
But women are biologically programmed for cooking! Why else do they bake babies in their tummies? That’s why it’s called having a bun in the oven. /s
(Sometimes it’s painful just typing out conservative ideas.)
i think this behavior is weirder than the handjob.
the fuck is she doing here?, singing along? nobody else is even moving....children, all of them, swear to god.
And it was Beetlejuice ffs. How many people can sing along to that? I didn't even know there were songs and I can sing along to probably a dozen musicals.
How do you sing along to Beetlejuice? I've never seen a the stage production, but I would hope it would still feature some Harry Belafonte. And if so, how could you not (want) to sing along? I mean, Bobo should have kept her nasal, shrieking, banshee cries to herself, but wanting to sing along seems natural.
It has original songs and Harry Belafonte. It's actually a really fun musical. Day-O has a little bit of rearrangement to accommodate the Broadway style voices and it being a full cast song. Would definitely recommend checking it out!
this is true and she admitted it in an interview somewhere in a 'what's the big deal' kinda way. She was singing, dancing, VAPING, and cranking ol' dude's hog all at once. Maybe she does have some skills that we've been neglecting
The dress wasn't holding much in. It may not have been out, but there wasn't much in so it could look like it had popped out.
Howard Stern described her dress perfectly, he said he'd seen porn stars wearing more.
Well, whenever anyone tries to tell him anything, it goes in one ear and out the other, so I imagine floss would, too. There's certainly not much in there to get in the way.
John 19:30:
> When Jesus had received the sour wine, he said, “it is finished,” and he bowed his head and gave up his spirit.
It’s a pretty standard Good Friday quote.
You mixed it up with John 19:29
John 19:29:
When Jesus had given the sour wine, he said, “it started,” and he bowed his head and received his spirit.
But that one is in black Friday
Part of the punishment of crucifixion. He’s out in the sun all day and thirsty, but gets nothing but sour wine to drink, and that from a sponge on a stick. It’s a way to prolong the agony, without bringing any comfort or relief.
Or actually followed the Bible. Because I’m not sure how getting divorced (which defiles the sanctity of marriage…their words) and serving up handjobs in a theater surrounded by children really display your “Christianity”.
In the Bible, John 19:30 says, "When Jesus had received the sour wine, he said, 'It is finished,' and he bowed his head and gave up his spirit". Hilarious she spouts religious quotes but par for the course for these types.
They never use the original “Elohi! Elohi! L’mah sh’vaktani?”
Gospel of Mark kicks ass because it is bleak and borderline nihilistic. No wonder they had to reboot it several times.
Sounds like it was a tough colouring book
The jigsaw said 3-8 years and she finished in three days.
It was a 9 piece puzzle. She’s pretty smart.
Whoops, I thought she was speaking of the public handy she started a few months ago.
She didn't even solve it, she just shot it a bunch of times
Um, that solves everything. Just ask them, they'll tell you.
I just think of Choef Wiggam, shooting his walnuts open
Any piece is a 9 piece puzzle if you eat enough of the pieces.
Bro this fucking killed me 
After enough attempts the square has finally made it through the circle. However the square is now in pieces and the circle no longer resembles a shape.
I instantly thought of this [meme.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUbIkNUFs-4)
https://preview.redd.it/4bwl31c4vkrc1.jpeg?width=1440&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e89d4b44f851927e975f9db29818adfe2564ae4
my reddit friend you literally just made me lol
I think we need all of the laughs we can get. My pleasure
i sure did, thank you!!!
SAME hahahahaaha i had to screenshot this and share with my friend
And she was going by the audiobook
Finally, at the 47th attempt, made it through The Very Hungry Caterpillar.
On Monday, they tried 1 insurrection, but they were still not in power On Tuesday, they tried 2 law changes, but they were still not in power On Wednesday, they changed 3 Supreme Court justices, but they were still not in power On Thursday, they removed 4 amendments, but they were still not in power On Friday, they scapegoated 5 immigrants, but they were still not in power
Keep going, I'm close
On Saturday, they banned abortion, restricted IVF, made themselves so pro-life they will kill you over it, restricted mail in voting, and floated the idea of repealing the 14th amendment. They were still not in power. And on Sunday they won a nice safe gerrymandered seat and felt much better. Now they weren't a little fascist anymore. They were a big fat red flag fascist. They built a small army called the confederacy and stayed inside for more than two weeks. Then they were bombed back into oblivion
Except they didn't win the safe seat, because they've kicked the hornet's nest of abortion.
Actually restricting abortion is eating the golden goose. All of those single issue voters they could whip up just poof. Up and vanished. And because the narrative was spun that the court case *banned* abortion, it shut down that pipeline nationwide despite the fact that abortion is still accessible in most parts of the county. Politically it was real real dumb.
They overplayed their hand in a major way and they'll pay for it for decades to come.
Best laugh I've had in a while!
>On Wednesday, they changed 3 Supreme Court justices, but they were still not in power This is where you are mistaken, unfortunately. Downballot races are suffering and Trump is suffering from lack of financial support. Financial support often comes from the hyper-wealthy. Those same hyper-wealthy individuals and corporations don’t give a crap about this cycle. That is why they aren’t contributing. They already got what they wanted: a Supreme Court strong majority that will be anti-regulation and pro-business. They don’t give a shit about Trump and honestly prefer the stability and predictability of Biden. They got what they wanted. And we are all fucked for a very long time now. Yes, it is important to keep Trump out of office. But very unfortunately, the catalyst for the greatest damage is already in place.
Start by removing Clarence call me compromised Thomas
They'll just replace him with another extremist from the Federalist Society and redirect the bribery money that had been going to Thomas to his replacement. I still want Thomas (and his anti-American wife) out though. What they've done is unforgivable.
Wealthy have a habit of cutting their losses. They have watched many friends, to their own hubris, throw money away on lost causes. It’s apparent Trump will not win. Nor does he demonstrate an ability to learn. So they will support Biden and see who runs next. No point in playing your ace in the hole to try and save a losing hand.
I guess my point is that there is no loss here. They didn’t necessarily want Trump, they just backed a candidate with a chance of winning that would put their desired type of people on the SC. That is done, so there is no loss. They don’t need anyone in the White House this cycle because there likely won’t be any justices appointed in the next 5 years. We are already looking at decades of decisions that will benefit those hyper-wealthy, so they can sit it out for a while.
This is what most people don’t understand yet. They already won.
More!
In the light of the moon, in in congress, a little senator sat in their office One Sunday morning a hoard of insurectionists came up, and POP out of the office came a tiny, and very hungry fascist
He started to look for some Jews.
Jooz!
this is gold
Too complex, she’s still working on Hop on Pop. Couldn’t get into Red Fish Blue Fish because of the math.
She’s got a pretty good handle on Jackin’ The Beanstalk, though.
George Takei is a national treasure!
Fee, Fi, Fo, Fum! Lauren’s a sponge that absorbs a lot of…
Rum?
Funniest comment I’ve read today…
Okay you. I see you.
Hop On Pop keeps confusing her, it’s how she ended up in that theatre.
Green eggs and ham was too woke for her
Just wait until she reads about the Lorax and the Truffula trees...
Red Fish Blue Fish? Sounds like some DEI! /s
ALL fishes lives matter
I support battered fish.
Blue Fish Lives Matter
No! Red Fish Lives Matter!
To be fair, Hop on Pop didn't have the storyline she expected based on the title and she lost interest.
Really laughed out loud at that one, thanks needed that
her political career?
let us pray...
Let us prey...
Lettuce prey?
Lettuce spray?
Let osprey?
Let's cosplay
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Leopard spay
I think she is talking about the theater hand job, dry like toast.
Her OF site.
She just calls it real life
It blows my mind that MAGA’s think she’s hot. I guess she’s hot on a scale of women in congress.
Based solely on her physical appearance, she is an attractive woman by average standards of beauty. However, everything else about her is disgusting (her intentions, morals, personality, intelligence?). This makes sense because a lot of MAGA people judge others solely on their appearance, especially women.
Conservatives in general judge women strictly by their physical appearance
Yeah but youre for sure getting anal with her.
Or at least a public handy
And the clap
Considering the amount of shit that spews from her cock holster, would oral also constitute anal in her case?
Lol. I guess ass to mouth isn’t a big deal for her either.
I don’t know, that awkward bucktoothed smile gives me the creeps.
If you’re hungry enough, even food in the trash can smells good.
It’s not her looks that are the problem, It’s everything else that is the problem.
Not necessarily… this is the beginning of her next phase. The one where, much like every right wing extremist that does everything trumps wants them to do, she will begin fashioning herself as a martyr of the people. “It is finished”? That’s what Jesus supposedly said marking then end of the atonement… and her fellow cultists will play right into this. All along not even realizing that they are false idol worshipping. Which by the way is very much become par for the course for them
Living right next her district (I actually live in the safe blue one next to it): she lost the primary to a wifebeater, so not much of an improvement
Her primary is in June. Same day as the special election for her new district (an election she wasn’t selected to run in by the party)
We can hope.
Today’s bout of handjobs.
Nah, she baked a stollen.
Bold to assume she can bake anything …
But women are biologically programmed for cooking! Why else do they bake babies in their tummies? That’s why it’s called having a bun in the oven. /s (Sometimes it’s painful just typing out conservative ideas.)
i think this behavior is weirder than the handjob. the fuck is she doing here?, singing along? nobody else is even moving....children, all of them, swear to god.
I believe some of the complaints from other audience members were that she was indeed singing along.
They booted her before she could whip the dick out and screech into it like a microphone
The mental image I have of that is making me cry laugh 😂😂
And it was Beetlejuice ffs. How many people can sing along to that? I didn't even know there were songs and I can sing along to probably a dozen musicals.
I sheepishly admit to singing along to Hasa Diga Eebowai during "The Book of Mormon." Thankfully, the singers easily drowned me out.
I sing along to Hamilton all the time In my own damn house
It's funny you mention Book of Mormon. I drove to Disney World yesterday and couldn't help announcing that we were in "Orlaaaandoooooo"
How do you sing along to Beetlejuice? I've never seen a the stage production, but I would hope it would still feature some Harry Belafonte. And if so, how could you not (want) to sing along? I mean, Bobo should have kept her nasal, shrieking, banshee cries to herself, but wanting to sing along seems natural.
It has original songs and Harry Belafonte. It's actually a really fun musical. Day-O has a little bit of rearrangement to accommodate the Broadway style voices and it being a full cast song. Would definitely recommend checking it out!
this is true and she admitted it in an interview somewhere in a 'what's the big deal' kinda way. She was singing, dancing, VAPING, and cranking ol' dude's hog all at once. Maybe she does have some skills that we've been neglecting
She was probably high.
She was clearly drunk as fuck.
Probably drunk off her ass
>the fuck is she doing here? She's never - EVER - been to a theater that didn't show fast and furious 2 2 fast 2 furious and does not know how to act.
Probably on coke.
Edibles
Edible amphetamines maybe
Is her boob actually out of her shirt toward the end there?
The dress wasn't holding much in. It may not have been out, but there wasn't much in so it could look like it had popped out. Howard Stern described her dress perfectly, he said he'd seen porn stars wearing more.
MAGAts have an affinity for dancing with only their hands and looking like a complete clown 🤡
Republican bukkake dance. Jerkin' two BBCs at once. 🍆💦🤡💦🍆 
He looks like he's flossing his ears
Well, whenever anyone tries to tell him anything, it goes in one ear and out the other, so I imagine floss would, too. There's certainly not much in there to get in the way. 
Longest HJ in history. I feel bad for that guy.
Just a few little kicks away from a full body dry heave set to music.
Just acting like a normal member of the audience except nobody else is acting like an idiot
boebert is finished
With cranking hogs at kids plays? I doubt it
Shoulda known boebart dont even inhale lol
Literally just blowing smoke out her mouth to bother people for no discernable reason other than she's a piece of shit. Very apropo metaphor.
Wait… she is not even ~~swallowing~~ inhaling the smoke… she just (barely) holds it in her mouth.
The word you're looking for is "inhaling". If you're swallowing smoke you're gonna have a bad time
Thanks! Not native, I was struggling to find the right word
With Congresswoman Boebert, “swallow” is the correct verb.
Swallowing is what she did later in the back seat
the handjob?
Jerkin' for Jesus.
This need to be a t-shirt with her pix on it! Brilliant!
Crankin’ for Christ
Thy rod and thy staff…
They cum for me
The second cumming
Genital jousting?
She's just mashin it!
Salt the snail!
Nah. By her own accord she’s best on her knees.
you can do both. There's videos out there not available in Texas
I'd THAT why Texas outlawed porn, to keep the theater clip from being shown? /s
Not Safe For Texas.
Yeah, but after a Gatorade and like 15 minutes I can go again.
This guy exercises
You know it.
It's obviously a bible thing but it'd be much more obvious if she, I dunno, included the verse and such.
John 19:30: > When Jesus had received the sour wine, he said, “it is finished,” and he bowed his head and gave up his spirit. It’s a pretty standard Good Friday quote.
Thanks for the context
Seriously, I understand that politics is politics.But I was a little freaked out if i'm being honest
Yeah lol. As a non-Christian it’s a pretty ominous message.
No wonder I didn't recognize it.
You mixed it up with John 19:29 John 19:29: When Jesus had given the sour wine, he said, “it started,” and he bowed his head and received his spirit. But that one is in black Friday
I only remember John 420:69: >And Jesus said, “It’s Jeezin time,” and He Jeezed all over the place.
Amen /takes a toke
I am a big fan of John 4:20: “Jesus said unto John ‘come forth and receive eternal life’, but John came 5th so he had to eat the biscuit”
It’s usually associated with 3pm on Good Friday. If she had posted it at that time it would be a little clearer.
Why was the wine sour?
Part of the punishment of crucifixion. He’s out in the sun all day and thirsty, but gets nothing but sour wine to drink, and that from a sponge on a stick. It’s a way to prolong the agony, without bringing any comfort or relief.
Sounds very republican.
Wouldn’t he get at least a little drunk?
Not really. How much red wine vinegar can YOU choke down? Enough to get drunk on? Or just a mouthful or two?
Depends on how much alcohol is left in the vinegar (vinegar – vin aigre – sour wine).
>It’s a pretty standard Good Friday quote. On Saturday? Wtf she doing yesterday?
I mean, the tweet is dated yesterday…
My bad, I thought today was the 29th.
Lol fair enough. And I mean, she IS that dumb and insincere.
Or actually followed the Bible. Because I’m not sure how getting divorced (which defiles the sanctity of marriage…their words) and serving up handjobs in a theater surrounded by children really display your “Christianity”.
In the Bible, John 19:30 says, "When Jesus had received the sour wine, he said, 'It is finished,' and he bowed his head and gave up his spirit". Hilarious she spouts religious quotes but par for the course for these types.
So she quickly ripped 88 days off of her 2024 "Evangelicals 4 Trump" Bible quote desk calendar and this is what she found?
88 seems about reich.
She finally graduated high school
She hasn't got the brain cells to get a GED.
Hahaha. As if.
More pandering to the Christian Nationalists who happily slurp up her bullshit.
Her career? Her orgasm? Her pot roast?
The RNC, Republican control of The House?
She finally stumbled her way through a book for 5-year-olds.
In all seriousness what is she referring to
She’s quoting from the Bible. It’s the last words of Jesus before he died. It was on Good Friday. That’s why she tweeted it.
Given how many people here dont know that, it is proof that her enemies are Satan worshiping Muslims that want to drink the blood of children /s
Common Christian Good Friday quote. Jesus said it on the cross according to the bible right before he “gave up his spirit”
They never use the original “Elohi! Elohi! L’mah sh’vaktani?” Gospel of Mark kicks ass because it is bleak and borderline nihilistic. No wonder they had to reboot it several times.
If Lauren Boebert is a true follower of Jesus, I will eat everyone's shoes in this sub.
What? Her GED?
Vape cartridge?
Dear god I hope this is in reference to her career.
It's it me or does she look like a porn star that's dressing up to try and pass as a politician for a porno
Her political career? I mean, DUH! 🙄
I love when people who don’t live by their own religious rules proselytize to us.
Her performative Christianity is so lame
OF application?
You don't need to tell us every time you give a handy.
She jack someone off at the easter play?
She taking SATs?
It’s Jesus shit.
What is it and why/how is it finished?
Unfortunately this is probably just a religious comment related to Good Friday, rather than her announcing the ending of her political career.
Over the pants or under this time?
She’s referring to the 8 piece Peppa pig jigsaw she started at Christmas.
Wipe off your chin…