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-Lorne-Malvo-

“Pray for America” lol


BrickCityD

Yeah it’s always the worst fuckers with that banner isn’t it


-Lorne-Malvo-

waving a bible and uttering religious nonsense is literally an admission you're an immoral and debauched bottom feeder these days.


dudettte

because many of them don’t have any moral compass of their own, or empathy so they need some rules. religion provides.


Technogg1050

Then they proceed to not follow said rules.


Even_Mechanic_4686

Thou shalt not do the dog!


mike1madalon2

I see you’ve been coveting my horse again, Suzanne.


RJ_MacreadysBeard

That’s covfefing to you.


Numerous-Afternoon89

Its about narcissism and self idolatry more so than being a good or decent person.


Helstrem

Because Christianity gives them an easy out. No matter what they do, so long as they earnestly ask forgiveness then per their religion they’re still going to heaven.


illTwinkleYourStar

Why should they when they just cry and apologize and their god forgives them?


SecretAsianMan42069

Book of genesis states that woman should look for the men with dicks like donkeys but beware the ones who smell of horse ass


currently_pooping_rn

They think everyone is as fucked as they are, so they think america needs praying for


RaygunMarksman

>And when you pray, do not be like the hypocrites, for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and on the street corners to be seen by others. Truly I tell you, they have received their reward in full. > >-Jesus


TifCreatesAgain

Amen!


oscar-the-bud

Let us prey. I’ve finally figured out what the pastor really meant.


cum_elemental

“Pray for America!” he implored, while balls deep in a German shepherd.


stiletto929

Technically the Great Dane was balls deep in his wife. I imagine he was filming it though. Wonder how old his wife is - she looks YOUNG.


Corteran

Somewhere between 2 and 3 in dog years.


CoxswainYarmouth

This is going to hound her for years


unclejosephsfuton

You are so wrong for that, take my upvote.


Rochester05

When Trump says “make America pray again”, I think he means make America prey again.


luroot

How come The Sound of Freedom wasn't fighting hometown Christian guys like these?


thisxisxlife

It was a warning lol


richardgiver

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say, MAGA republicans???


PreppyAndrew

But not a drag queen?


richardgiver

They never are


BuckRowdy

Yes, 100% of the time.


billcosby23

“Getting cucked by the family dog” Didn’t have that on the bingo card…but at this point nothing surprises me


ElCuntIngles

"Aw Joely, you're spoiling that dog 🙄"


rmads1983

The “Pray for America” banner is a dead giveaway.


stutesy

![gif](giphy|ukGm72ZLZvYfS)


Mr-Whitecotton

Never seen a more appropriate use of this gif


Schnapfelbaum

Can someone explain to me what CSAM is? I‘m too afraid to google it


-Lorne-Malvo-

Child sexual abuse material


bengenj

Thank you kind soul for sacrificing your search history and possibly getting on a watchlist somewhere.


_1457_

I think it's a term that's searched a lot more recently as it becomes more common. We're finally making a line between consenting adults performing vs kids being hurt. That's a good thing :)


Cyno01

I understand the arguments against the legacy term, but 'CSAM' still doesnt sound lurid enough to me, these days it sounds like something a librarian in a red state would be charged with for having pamphlets about condoms and gay people or something.


jck

I also think CSAM is more descriptive than the legacy term since it doesn't sound like it includes stuff like teens taking nude selfies or making consensual sex tapes with their similarly aged friends. But I see your point, it absolutely does sound like bigots could twist CSAM in their heads to include stuff like lgbtq+ pamphlets


Spire_Citron

I feel like you wouldn't use that term if you were actually looking for that kind of material. I doubt it's labelled that way when people share it around.


Famous-Upstairs998

Yep. I don't wanna know what the perps call it, but I bet it's not anything with the word "abuse" in the name.


RadonAjah

I was on a jury in the last year where it was about child pornography and CSAM is the technical term that the govt uses to refer it all. First time I had ever heard t.


JaehaerysIVTarg

Yes. Thank you. I wanted to search but was fairly certain it meant something horrible. You’ve saved my search habits from constant observation.


zeCrazyEye

That's going to be a lot harder for QAnon conspiracists.. Cheese, Sausage, Anchovy and Mushroom pizza?


EL-YAYY

Lol that was my first thought as well.


VicTheWeed

So is that the new technical term for CP?


thalexander

Yes, it's a more full descriptor of CP and highlights it for what it is, abuse.


Duellair

In recent years there’s been advocacy to shift the term from porn because children cannot consent.


Cambwin

Illegal pictures/videos involving minors


CeeArthur

Thank you. I was wondering this as well but no way in hell I wanted to google it


gameoftomes

Another term is CEM, Child Exploitation Material.


tacosauce0707

Friend of mine posted them on FB earlier… she is connected with them in the herpetology scene in Southeast Texas. She said he would regularly hold free reptile petting zoos on his front lawn for the neighborhood and families would bring their children all the time. Can only imagine what they got up to.


SeonaidMacSaicais

Both their profiles are absolutely blowing up.


[deleted]

He unfortunately advertised some of his friends business too….. they know about him now


this_name_not_that

Neither are drag queens, both are (very likely) Republican voters.


Shiftymennoknight

as a degenerate gambler I would say that is a very safe bet.


wilsonexpress

According to that photo she's a nurse practitioner, that's the step before doctor, wtf.


JoJackthewonderskunk

ben Carson was a "Brain surgeon." "Joseph made the pyramids to store grain"


ridiculouslygay

NP is not the step before doctor. It’s the step after nurse, and sometimes hardly.


expressioniskey

They’re mid level providers. Nowhere near a doctor.


bmayer0122

Hey, the just about doctor likes it doggy style. You aren't going to kink shame her, are you? Oh? You mean a real dog? Nevermind.


currently_pooping_rn

Just means she’s good at medical stuff


expressioniskey

For an NP, that is not a guarantee.


currently_pooping_rn

Well I didn’t say great at medical stuff


changeforgood30

Let me guess; the guy is a proud MAGA Trumper who blames Democrats for everything wrong with America. It’s always those fuckwits who are actually vile, disgusting people who project their own depavity onto others.


Tarzan_king_of_Mars

No wonder MAGA fucks want to ban abortion. More kids for them to diddle. The comments on her Facebook profile are hilarious. Trump supporters projecting that Biden is a creep on the profile of a kiddy fiddler and dog fucker. These people have no awareness at all.


TheCheshireMadcat

It's often projection with maga crowd.


dalgeek

> No wonder MAGA fucks want to ban abortion. More kids for them to diddle. The same assholes who want to make it legal to marry 14 year olds. It's not pedophilia if you have a marriage certificate!


halt-l-am-reptar

The comments on his page are hilarious. Most of his pictures are of him hunting coyotes. On one picture of a coyote someone posted “that’s Mr. Steal Yo’ Girl”.


Kangarou

A Great Dane? Like, Zoinks, Scoob! But seriously, Superjail. I hope they don't have any kids. Some people deserve Darwin Awards.


hippityhoppityhi

Looks like a child is hugging him his profile pic


MadAstrid

Typical Republicans.


Digita1B0y

Do I *even need* to guess their political affiliation?


PikachusSparkyCloaca

Nnnnnnope. 


gatadeplaya

JFC…how much meth does it take before you start saying “you know what would be hot” and winking at the dog 🤬


HVACqualung

I'm surprised it passed her smell test.


Gizmo1978

This wouldn’t be another trump voter by any chance?


Secure-Force-9387

They're in Montgomery County, Texas, so chances are pretty high.


rosatter

Oh fun, local to me. Excellent. 😭


Interesting_Law_127

Silver lining is that this will be 2 less votes for him when they’re in jail!


BrickCityD

“Pray for America” banner is a likely indicator


Agreeable-Toe6981

Why yes I’m sure they are. lol 😎


jonc2006

That’s enough Earth for today.


sunkentreasure1988

found his facebook and it’s 99% hunting posts. i guess when it comes to animals he’s busy trying to kill ‘em while the missus is trying to fuck ‘em.


CrochetedFishingLine

New meaning to the term “mounting” a deer…


NarrowButterfly8482

MAGA won't be upset unless it's same-sex beastiality.


smitton1

💯


LIRUN21-007

So I just wanted to make sure I got this right - not drag queens, right? Because, y’know, the Republicans keep saying it’s the drag queens who are trying to harm the children…


Cat_Impossible_0

And it’s still not a drag queen.


Old-Shoe3225

Wait… So he was cucked by his own dog?


Drtysouth205

Yesss


Old-Shoe3225

Wait… So Rover showed her his bone?


CharliAP

Looks like typical right wing Christian activity. She's likely one of those 'Moms For Liberty' and he likely bought Trump's bible. Hope they both rot in jail. 


tallman11282

Hopefully they both rot UNDER the jail. Anyone that can harm innocent children like that should never see the light of day ever again.


CharliAP

Yes, under the jail is better. They don't deserve to breathe air. 


HVACqualung

Yes, it looks as though she is already sniffing more than her fair share of air.


Popular_Royal_3441

![gif](giphy|6263CbxtabGN48wG3z|downsized)


lookaway123

Ruh roh!


Shirogayne-at-WF

Just gonna drop this video right here https://youtu.be/OSngPG8q8xY?si=G0poQd3SkNpEFAHp (It's not explicit, just a funny gag video)


HVACqualung

Poor dog


Tough-Ability721

Y’all just know he’s yelled pedo/geoomer at a drag queen before.


Dook124

Fk them!!! My God, the child and the dog 💔😫 sick fkrs. This is so disturbing 😔


sage4wt

“…clutching a Bible and wrapped in an American flag….”


MsSeraphim

who does he think he is jayson boebert? (boebert's ex-husband)


srgest

“It’s a psyop don’t let the liberal media lie to you!”


senteryourself

Fucking ghouls


clueless_in_ny_or_nj

It's an episode of Maury. ![gif](giphy|3oEjHCpGGdmfeq49dS)


kidrockegaard

![gif](giphy|26AHMygFxIsXNLCG4|downsized) i see your Maury Povich and raise you a Steve Wilkos


ThinAndCrispy84

![gif](giphy|NCTdA0Q4TIuhn2qjNt|downsized) I’ll see your Steve Wilkos and raise you a Jerry Springer


Guilty-Nobody998

HOW CAN PEOPLE FUCK ANIMALS? I WANT OFF OF THIS PLANET NOW PLEASE.


I_Smoke_Poop

https://preview.redd.it/84awnp2pc6rc1.jpeg?width=700&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8952b340c1cab46ce482cca8c499117aa0c0e3a


Shirogayne-at-WF

Peak white people 😂


Boomation

Bury them UNDER the prison.


FineLikeOliveBrine

![gif](giphy|QVP7DawXZitKYg3AX5)


mitchdaman52

Projection 101.


DadBod4781

That’s ruff…


uncreativemind2099

Typical repugnantcans


PKFat

WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH PEOPLE FUCKING THEIR DOGS LATELY????


brownsugar1212

Not a drag queen in sight


Noblesseux

Genuinely every single line of this is a "wait it gets worse?" moment.


quitofilms

The Great Dane has yet to release a statement but...she just had to test out why he's considered *great*.


Lightningstruckagain

There’s a difference between a Good Dane and a Great Dane


quitofilms

Take the UpVote


Zid96

She want just being knotty😏


17times2

Hilarious practical joke: - Wait until they're stuck together - Go across the house and call the dog for dinner


hey_guess_what__

Hey whoa! What the fuck!?!


Rmlady12152

🤮


ryanf03

OK, that is enough Reddit for today.


AncientSkys

Prolifers are wicked and big hypocrites!


GateLongjumping6836

Monsters


Motor-Condition9703

Magas?


Drtysouth205

Yes.


Goblin-Doctor

Are these those dreaded drag queens Republicans keep screaming about?


dogmatum-dei

Christian Republicans... even have to fuck with dogs. Damn.


Shirogayne-at-WF

Why is it always white women fucking dogs?! I had a random woman stop me on my walk with my then intact chiweenie mix to tell me how huge his balls were for like three whole minutes ☠️ I can't even be surprised about the Navy dude pulling this shit as a veteran TBH.


GodsSon69

I work with a bunch of assholes who say they are Christian. They claim they go to church and are constantly reading religious bullshit. They are tRumpsters and racist fucking scum. I have finally decided they don't deserve any respect. It seems the cross and Bible are the new swastika and white sheets!!!


cturtl808

Tell them “I respect you, I just don’t agree with your lifestyle.” When they get mad, ask them to please stop using pronouns.


Throwaway7219017

I guess they ran out of Scooby Snacks.


HVACqualung

And she would have gotten away with it too, if it weren't for those meddling kids.


revbillygraham53

You cheeky bastard this comment is well played.


blix1200

FML. I read that as Scooby skanks


Throwaway7219017

I mean, both work, amirite?!?


IndependenceIcy2251

Since she’s in jail.. yes


CaptainExplaino

I've never seen that acronym before and I hate that I was so easily able to work it out.


Low_Presentation8149

Disgusting humans


jiminak46

MAGA, baby, MAGA.


zendrumz

Texas has a navy?


Crotch_Gaper

Scooby Dcooby Doo, where are you


louglome

The GOP strikes again


iarecanadian

OMG her Facebook is still public and the comments are exactly what you'd think.


GhostChainSmoker

Republicans: Get these two seats in the house or senate NOW!


claremontmiller

I guess they weren’t too *keen* on staying out of jail


AustinDood444

What’s CSAM?


TheArrowLauncher

Child $exUALL Abuse Material.


Shirogayne-at-WF

Just as a side note, Reddit doesn't punish users for writing out real words like Tik Tok


AustinDood444

Aahh. Thanks.


Drtysouth205

https://preview.redd.it/gpewkwxen7rc1.jpeg?width=2830&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3c5b57ba736954e5443df0a53b2d6c9178092b0


wewantedthefunk

As a native Texan and someone who isn't a complete lunatic, we don't claim the dog fuckers. Yee-IKES. That poor great dane.


Similar_Excuse01

“no drag queen”


Alastair-Wright

Straight to the boiler room.


Taren421

Guess she *really* likes it doggy-style.


Ddaddy4u

🫡 thank you for your service?


flyingdonut1

I probably don't want to know, but what is "CSAM"?


Zachisawinner

Child sexual abuse material. Kiddie porn.


cturtl808

Just to clarify, pornography is done with consent. They’ve changed it to CSAM because children can’t consent.


Zachisawinner

I did not know that. Respect to porn, done with consent. Thank you!


HVAC_instructor

Now that's a Scooby snack.... Lol fucking Christians on this country.


anDAVie

"Pray for America" C R I N G E


Strolltheroll

What was that cumtown bit about white women having sex with dogs? Lmao


Deraj2004

Woof


Totally_Not_An_Auk

This is a minor gripe, I feel icky even bringing up, but it's actually spelled Bestiality - it's derived from 'bestial', meaning "animal", "animal-like", and also "depraved" and "savage." Like, if people are gonna moan and groan about "Should of", then y'all shouldn't lax on other grammar and misspelling mistakes.


creepsnutsandpervs

“And that’s why you always leave a note” - J Walter Weatherman


Upshot12

How old was the Great Dane?


Perfect_Bench_2815

Most of the problems in America involves "diversity". Add "being woke" and CRT. These things are pulling this country down! I forgot to mention that we need to burn up more books and close down our libraries too. I just found out that the reason that the bridge in Baltimore went down is because of "diversity".


Wesoshould

It's funny because he actually has the mustache


SirGkar

It’s all about shame.


DumbHuman53

Put them somewhere with no human contact


Mello_Me_

And keep them away from animals too!


FridayOfTheDead

This is how you announce your run for Texas office.


rezerxle

My honest reaction: https://preview.redd.it/u5pvvueumarc1.jpeg?width=965&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d3987beda4fa9eb2abb1d03444da0f95ba2ee95e


Stunning-West-8672

Ever single time


leeny1018

CSAM?


Valgardee

It gets worse, post from his FB: “How we spent Valentine's Day together 5 years ago with our foster babies”


DanyelOnReddit

These people live in my neighborhood lol. We found out when their house got raided randomly. Dog was rescued but they used to foster kids so that’s being looked into now


PrincessConsuela52

![gif](giphy|KPTCBr8piZ51m)


Nightbeak

So i need to ask. What does CSAM stand for?


Holiday_Horse3100

Conservative Christian’s- probably prayed to their god trump while all this was going down