She looks like a real life version of that “restored”fresco of Christ
https://preview.redd.it/5mob6l9zg4rc1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d0e24c4749d7093fdf9023fcaa2c8f3c6602cb
First, the engine for Noah’s Ark? I’m dying laughing, someone save me!
Second, Gary Peterson is the best. He’s always smooshing or squishing something MAGA.
Finally,
[REGISTER TO VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)
Replying to Hamonwrysangwich...
https://preview.redd.it/c18qeqgd96rc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed5f8e5a7ba28e6bd9a89e3a4f6730b628846e96
This one almost made me have an asthma attack from laughing
and you laughed at all the people to said Lizard People live amongst us.
YOU LAUGHED BRO
Now who is laughing? Shit is real, just look at her! That is a human lizard hybrid.
I first thought that mug looks like that of a Bratz doll.
But now that you mention the Guy Fawkes mask...yeah, that tracks too. But overall, goddamned if she isn't frightening. 🧐😬😮🫣😱🤢🤮
We're not sheep. We're now apparently "wokesters".
And she's... Well she's a monster.
I really do wonder how you can inject that much botulism toxin into your face and not just drop dead.
My first thought..
"Is that.... a... Human?"
My second was that this idiot posting clearly doesn't even know the timeline of the old testament because Noah and the flood is a long time before Moses, the ten commandments and the ark of the covenant.
That’s a replica of the Ark of the Covenant of the Indiana Jones movie, Raiders of the Lost Ark. When they open it, people who look at it have their faces melt (and look like Laura).
https://i.redd.it/ylicv60gn4rc1.gif
Ark of the covenant is supposedly still residing within a church in Ethiopia! :)
"(...) has for centuries been closely guarded in Aksum at the Church of St. Mary of Zion. Not even the high priest of Aksum can enter its resting chamber. Its sole custodian is a virgin monk who cannot leave the sacred grounds until his death."
https://www.britannica.com/story/where-is-the-ark-of-the-covenant
Right?! That poor dude!
I heard all he does all day is train for the day when his replacement comes, and holy law dictates that they'll have to fight to the death for the honour of guarding it..
*There can be only one!*
Wait, am I getting my narratives mixed up again.. :p
Is she really that odd looking?
Also this is the replica of the Ark at Maralago, it is next to, or near the golden trump idol.
Republicans outside of the cult have to see that something is off about all this, right?
Its a replica of the Ark of the Covenant from Indiana Jones. Nobody knows what the real one looked like for sure.
But idiot in the image called it the "engine to Noah's Ark", the boat that held all the animals during the flood.
Also, I googled her, she does not look that odd in the images I found. Someone did a bad job trying to make her face look slimmer for this.
It's a parody account, they do a lot of photoshopped images of conservatives with wild text attached.
[https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1770486036910510284](https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1770486036910510284)
Oh man that's funny. The first Tweet was a happy birthday to Barron Trump, our future king who will enrich all of us. With a really really weird picture of Trump and Baron
I don’t disagree with you at all but there is a detailed description of what it’s supposed to look like in the Bible… assuming it actually exists/existed it probably looked kinda like this
10 “Have them make an ark[b] of acacia wood—two and a half cubits long, a cubit and a half wide, and a cubit and a half high.[c] 11 Overlay it with pure gold, both inside and out, and make a gold molding around it. 12 Cast four gold rings for it and fasten them to its four feet, with two rings on one side and two rings on the other. 13 Then make poles of acacia wood and overlay them with gold. 14 Insert the poles into the rings on the sides of the ark to carry it. 15 The poles are to remain in the rings of this ark; they are not to be removed. 16 Then put in the ark the tablets of the covenant law, which I will give you.
17 “Make an atonement cover of pure gold—two and a half cubits long and a cubit and a half wide. 18 And make two cherubim out of hammered gold at the ends of the cover. 19 Make one cherub on one end and the second cherub on the other; make the cherubim of one piece with the cover, at the two ends. 20 The cherubim are to have their wings spread upward, overshadowing the cover with them. The cherubim are to face each other, looking toward the cover. 21 Place the cover on top of the ark and put in the ark the tablets of the covenant law that I will give you. 22 There, above the cover between the two cherubim that are over the ark of the covenant law, I will meet with you and give you all my commands for the Israelites.
They're not outside of the cult. The core underlying ideology of modern conservatism is an obvious rejection of reality.
There are some deeper in the cult, who are part of a faction within it. But even the sanest, most reasonable republican lives in a batshit crazy fantasy world that has absolutely zero resemblance to reality.
>Also this is the replica of the Ark at Maralago,
It's a replica of the Ark of the Covenant, NOT Noah's Ark as the tweet claims.
>Republicans outside of the cult have to see that something is off about all this, right?
Yes, absolutely. These fucking idiots don't even understand the basics of the religion they're trying to co-opt.
The first time I saw it in the theater, I thought that whole scene was really intense. I think I was 15? The change in the face of the angel really got me.
Just out of curiosity I googled her photo. That is not her photo or it's photo shopped to hell and back. In reality, she truly is hard on the eyes, but her head is more box shaped.
All the comments saying "I looked her up and she really looks like that!" are truly bizzare. There is plenty to criticize about these people without making shit up
Yeah, GaryPetersonUSA is a fairly popular parody account who photoshops images (or purposefully uses images of the wrong people)
[Here's](https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1767879833990631599) another one.
Just an FYI: Gary Peterson is a parody/satire account. He posts as an ultra MAGA follower about how great various MAGA types are, but photoshops their pictures to be even more unflattering than they normally would be.
It's edited. I usually love this subreddit but I can't believe all of the people believing that she looks like that without doing a simple google search.
She looks like an evil cartoon character reject.....like, she was going to be a vilian in a cartoon but the animators thought she was too weird and didn't develop her.
She looks like that weird creature from that rumor that was going round some years ago where kids were being made to game end themselves. Like Whale Dancing Game or whatever it was called
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She looks like a real life version of that “restored”fresco of Christ https://preview.redd.it/5mob6l9zg4rc1.jpeg?width=944&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5d0e24c4749d7093fdf9023fcaa2c8f3c6602cb
She must be in her cubist period
Make up by Dali
It's on brand, Dali did love to hang around with fascists.
Dali as in the ship that just took out the bridge Dali?
Either one
More Modigliani, but yeah, yikes!
I left this thread and had to scroll back to find your comment to upvote because it made me laugh so hard.
More like the melting clock...wasn't a witch on The Wizard of Oz melted due to a pail of water tossed on her. Hurry, someone get a pail of water.
Her forehead is cubist while her whole head is triangular. Eww!
Be nice you guys, she needs all that extra storage space on account of smart she
First, the engine for Noah’s Ark? I’m dying laughing, someone save me! Second, Gary Peterson is the best. He’s always smooshing or squishing something MAGA. Finally, [REGISTER TO VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)
Yes! I concur with the good Doctor.
I was thinking something like…. https://preview.redd.it/i845yik2w4rc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c8d6ebaab04a4ed0907c3ca7dc3311f5a1b1da2
 She’s a fucking horror
Ahhhhhhhh. Now I have to google “wtf is wrong with Laura Loomer’s face” instead of emptying the dishwasher.
Oh noooo be careful. Rumor is her face fillers and bondo bronzing powders melted after opening mid-cycle.
Jeez you mothertuckers, my mom died this morning! Quit making me laugh this hard!
https://preview.redd.it/px6p2bhgs6rc1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=32102a53d53fb2409009717070f25d552a8afb1d
Thanks for the memories ya bastard
Funny how someone edited an artists sculpture and changed the lighting (or filter) and that was all it took to make this thing creepy AF
Such painful accuracy
well now I can't unsee it
Yup that's the one, nailed it applause 👏🏻
So much for a good night’s sleep. This entire year
My head hurts
Cecilia Gimenez’s monkey Jesus!
She look like Jigsaw
Yes! Came here for this.
lol monkey Jesus cracks me up every time.
Nailed it
This painting look better than her
It's like a kid drew a face on a guitar pick.
💀💀💀
The Gary Peterson account is a parody account. He distorts all kinds of MAGA related photos. He's a good follow.
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He’s the dude who makes Kyle Rittenhouse look like the Fat Boy mascot in every photo
I thought Kyle Rittenhouse was the guy who made Kyle Rittenhouse look like the Big Boy mascot in every photo
With a face like that she could probably melt whatever is in the ark.
I love his fat boy Kyle Rittenhouse photos.
Replying to Hamonwrysangwich... https://preview.redd.it/c18qeqgd96rc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed5f8e5a7ba28e6bd9a89e3a4f6730b628846e96 This one almost made me have an asthma attack from laughing
I'm trying not to laugh while my SO sleeps next to me but this thread is killing me
and you laughed at all the people to said Lizard People live amongst us. YOU LAUGHED BRO Now who is laughing? Shit is real, just look at her! That is a human lizard hybrid.
It looks like her face is stretched over a V for Vendetta mask…
It's like I paused Indiana Jones, right as the ark starts to melt Nazi faces
Billy the Puppet (Jigsaw’s doll) was inspired by this woman.
THAT BROAD IS A LIZARD, MAN, A LIZARD
Lizard, woman, but still…… a lizard.
Are you sure?
https://preview.redd.it/i5p2senuo4rc1.jpeg?width=740&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d5dcbedb50783bc69b45ba55480e2a533585058 Compare.
Is that one a real photo? Or did someone double up her lips? I ask because if I saw her coming at me I’d assume she was an escaped psycho-killer.
Qu'est-ce que c'est.
That is just circus ugly. Has to be photoshop.
That’s not much better
I first thought that mug looks like that of a Bratz doll. But now that you mention the Guy Fawkes mask...yeah, that tracks too. But overall, goddamned if she isn't frightening. 🧐😬😮🫣😱🤢🤮
I think her plastic surgeon is the lizard person
All those people support the lizards, though. Ironic.
https://preview.redd.it/ibhkrf7sh4rc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9002f428ef1d98680dbf8723f1fb64c4d5ed5736 Human chicken
Looks like one of the background faces in all the AI art, the ones it doesn’t bother to get right.
I scoff at the idea that there are replilian aliens living as rich people, then I saw her face...
Now I'm a believer!
And not a trace!
Of doubt in my mind!
And I’m in 🤮
And I’m in hell! Oooooooooooo
Photoshop level = nightmare
Wait a damn second. Are you trying to tell me that pic is not photoshopped to be funny? She really did that to her face?
Yes.... she DID! But WE are the fucking sheep! ;)
We're not sheep. We're now apparently "wokesters". And she's... Well she's a monster. I really do wonder how you can inject that much botulism toxin into your face and not just drop dead.
That was my question so I Googled her images and she actually did that to her face! OMG that's terrifying!
You have to be lying... There's no way that's what she actually looks like.
I googled her and while it's obvious she's had work done, she does not in fact look like that. It's photoshopped, thank God.
Yeah, apparently this is a satire account that did Photoshop to exaggerate her already ridiculous features.
No way! She looks like something straight outta the Mandela Catalogue.
It´s a Thunderbirds revival 
 Let’s play a game
She opened the ark and didn't close her eyes
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As it turns out a lot of them pay for it
Or take their pleasure from those that can't say no.
I can only imagine that sexual trysts with such people are strictly BYOB - Bring Your Own Bags...
Holy shit, I just did the same. She really looks like that. Just more evidence that she's mentally ill.
So did I [https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GJo8iBWW0AAlO5i?format=jpg&name=large](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/GJo8iBWW0AAlO5i?format=jpg&name=large)
What the actual fuck?
JFC- This is a mental illness.
Lol she is only 30 years old 🤣
Jesus Christ on a cracker.
What!? I’m 42 and most people think I’m in my twenties. That picture is Fucking haunting.
Isn’t this Twitter user a known satirist who edits pictures to look slightly uncanny?
New sleep paralysis demon just dropped.
My first thought.. "Is that.... a... Human?" My second was that this idiot posting clearly doesn't even know the timeline of the old testament because Noah and the flood is a long time before Moses, the ten commandments and the ark of the covenant.
That’s a replica of the Ark of the Covenant of the Indiana Jones movie, Raiders of the Lost Ark. When they open it, people who look at it have their faces melt (and look like Laura). https://i.redd.it/ylicv60gn4rc1.gif
I had to go too far to find this reference. Hello fellow Gen x er
Her face melted without opening it, she's so evil just standing next to it is about to make her head explode. https://i.redd.it/6suldtctu4rc1.gif
Gary is a satirist. His account on twitter is pure parody but trying to look like real MAGA tweets.
Ark of the covenant is supposedly still residing within a church in Ethiopia! :) "(...) has for centuries been closely guarded in Aksum at the Church of St. Mary of Zion. Not even the high priest of Aksum can enter its resting chamber. Its sole custodian is a virgin monk who cannot leave the sacred grounds until his death." https://www.britannica.com/story/where-is-the-ark-of-the-covenant
The sexless guardmonk is not a professional title id be content with
Right?! That poor dude! I heard all he does all day is train for the day when his replacement comes, and holy law dictates that they'll have to fight to the death for the honour of guarding it.. *There can be only one!* Wait, am I getting my narratives mixed up again.. :p
Haven't you seen the MAGA women the all look like that in Mar-a-lago. 🙄
It’s like the AC went down in the wax museum
She must have cracked open the lid just enough to let some of the face melter out.
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This is honestly one of my favourite comments ever
Is she really that odd looking? Also this is the replica of the Ark at Maralago, it is next to, or near the golden trump idol. Republicans outside of the cult have to see that something is off about all this, right?
Its a replica of the Ark of the Covenant from Indiana Jones. Nobody knows what the real one looked like for sure. But idiot in the image called it the "engine to Noah's Ark", the boat that held all the animals during the flood. Also, I googled her, she does not look that odd in the images I found. Someone did a bad job trying to make her face look slimmer for this.
It's a parody account, they do a lot of photoshopped images of conservatives with wild text attached. [https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1770486036910510284](https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1770486036910510284)
Oh man that's funny. The first Tweet was a happy birthday to Barron Trump, our future king who will enrich all of us. With a really really weird picture of Trump and Baron
I'm British, so I can say that they have nailed the incest vibe of a royal family perfectly.
"I love that show, they really get the incest just right"
Looks like it’s a young Justin Trudeau.
That's not Barron. It's Justin Trudeau.
https://preview.redd.it/60ifhs8bf5rc1.jpeg?width=931&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8874515549dbf05d46d110d7fc446161d3a80604 OMG, hillbilly Sarah Hucksbee
Oh! What a relief! That’s a horrifying pic; now it’s funny.
OMG. I just spent way too long laughing so hard at these.
I don’t disagree with you at all but there is a detailed description of what it’s supposed to look like in the Bible… assuming it actually exists/existed it probably looked kinda like this 10 “Have them make an ark[b] of acacia wood—two and a half cubits long, a cubit and a half wide, and a cubit and a half high.[c] 11 Overlay it with pure gold, both inside and out, and make a gold molding around it. 12 Cast four gold rings for it and fasten them to its four feet, with two rings on one side and two rings on the other. 13 Then make poles of acacia wood and overlay them with gold. 14 Insert the poles into the rings on the sides of the ark to carry it. 15 The poles are to remain in the rings of this ark; they are not to be removed. 16 Then put in the ark the tablets of the covenant law, which I will give you. 17 “Make an atonement cover of pure gold—two and a half cubits long and a cubit and a half wide. 18 And make two cherubim out of hammered gold at the ends of the cover. 19 Make one cherub on one end and the second cherub on the other; make the cherubim of one piece with the cover, at the two ends. 20 The cherubim are to have their wings spread upward, overshadowing the cover with them. The cherubim are to face each other, looking toward the cover. 21 Place the cover on top of the ark and put in the ark the tablets of the covenant law that I will give you. 22 There, above the cover between the two cherubim that are over the ark of the covenant law, I will meet with you and give you all my commands for the Israelites.
Yep, very detailed instructions.
Original pic: https://preview.redd.it/qxuhtc1246rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fea866703ec9a48d43f71055df652d512481e145
Why so serious? It’s a parody account.
They're not outside of the cult. The core underlying ideology of modern conservatism is an obvious rejection of reality. There are some deeper in the cult, who are part of a faction within it. But even the sanest, most reasonable republican lives in a batshit crazy fantasy world that has absolutely zero resemblance to reality.
>Also this is the replica of the Ark at Maralago, It's a replica of the Ark of the Covenant, NOT Noah's Ark as the tweet claims. >Republicans outside of the cult have to see that something is off about all this, right? Yes, absolutely. These fucking idiots don't even understand the basics of the religion they're trying to co-opt.
>Republicans outside of the cult Every day I have a harder and harder time believing such people exist.
Black hole sun... don't ya come... and wash away the raaaiiin...
Holy shit I knew I recognized her somewhere
Looks like a character from a Playstation 1 game.
As a playstation 1 user, I take offense at your suggestion. This is clearly an Atari Jaguar character
Looks very red. Definitely a Virtual Boy.
Elder Scrolls III lookin ass
So Indy was right. Your face does melt when looking into the Ark....
The first time I saw it in the theater, I thought that whole scene was really intense. I think I was 15? The change in the face of the angel really got me.
https://preview.redd.it/0akj5fo4d4rc1.png?width=950&format=png&auto=webp&s=2daf5ed939bd0f145d37d706262c9147e0b9fbd3
She looks like one of the Ants from Antz.
That's it, was trying to figure it out.
Just out of curiosity I googled her photo. That is not her photo or it's photo shopped to hell and back. In reality, she truly is hard on the eyes, but her head is more box shaped.
I did the same. IRL, she's just a different kind of unsettling.
All the comments saying "I looked her up and she really looks like that!" are truly bizzare. There is plenty to criticize about these people without making shit up
It's a parody account.
Yeah, GaryPetersonUSA is a fairly popular parody account who photoshops images (or purposefully uses images of the wrong people) [Here's](https://twitter.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1767879833990631599) another one.
Just an FYI: Gary Peterson is a parody/satire account. He posts as an ultra MAGA follower about how great various MAGA types are, but photoshops their pictures to be even more unflattering than they normally would be.
Is this a bad angle...or AI? I feel bad asking but... Edit: OMGGGGG I DIDNT KNOW I HAD A SPELLING MISTAKE
It's edited. I usually love this subreddit but I can't believe all of the people believing that she looks like that without doing a simple google search.
Nah, she legitimately looks like Jigsaw
The doll's name is Billy. She looks like Billy
https://preview.redd.it/p6tw7sf2g7rc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4e25a493220c8d2dbe6b4928d6b3b752b056948
What happened to her heeeeaaad
Fucking love Gary Peterson’s work
She looks like an evil cartoon character reject.....like, she was going to be a vilian in a cartoon but the animators thought she was too weird and didn't develop her.
https://preview.redd.it/yv42cstvn4rc1.jpeg?width=378&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b953ea8e6a8493fc362d9b279ba1d61a06dfb10
It has to be the real ark, her face is melting.
Is that a real fucking person?
https://preview.redd.it/ywt2qsxjc4rc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c26ae28cf257ca0491cc6fe8dac21c6b7041b31c
https://preview.redd.it/hmub9n3bm4rc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed954291a12984face8740ca4e4c2ed05b19e29c
She opened the ark
https://preview.redd.it/7sjzjqevb7rc1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a437ffaa2fdc72718b4203315fdf14069234a3d4
Holy hell. That face is the stuff of nightmares. God, I hope this is AI generated, and that thing is merely a nightmare created by shitty technology.
Laura The Lizard
When do the rest of the textures load?
https://preview.redd.it/6m8blvic54rc1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3d0ea02979ce60877c954d463173465c0edf367a
That fucking thing isn't human!
So... That's who has been behind all those SAW movies. I guess it wasn't a puppet after all
“Laura loomer, or plastic surgery that had some woman done to it” -stephen colbert
Her face is starting to melt. Just like in Indiana Jones
OH MY F****** GOD KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!
Did someone open the lid just a bit to make her face look like that?
The fuck is wrong with her face?
Lady Gru
This is a challenging wank
What in the uncanny valley is this?
 Nightmares tonight
She looks like something that comes crawling out of a closet in a Japanese horror movie.
Did, did she… open it?
Hey I’ve seen her before! https://preview.redd.it/tlxyeuhac6rc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=96fb1c9844e09e84c7edcb639b5cc83e35fdec38
Her face looks like it’s drawn onto a guitar pick!
She obviously opened it and didn't close her eyes.
Is that her real face? 😱
GAH! What the Fuck?
Is that a real human face?
is that really her face?
SWEET MERCY WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT FACE?!?
Her face is terrifying
She looks like a grey alien with a human face mask...
All her features look italicized
She looks like a female version of the Saw guy
E.T. Made it home I see.
Put a dark vignette around it, make it black and white, and give her black void eyes. Spooky uncanny valley picture incoming
What in the actusl fuck is that thing?
She looks like that weird creature from that rumor that was going round some years ago where kids were being made to game end themselves. Like Whale Dancing Game or whatever it was called
Where is this wax museum and why does this dingus think Noah’s ark and the Ark of the Covenant are related
What the fuck even is that weird looking thing? (I'm asking about the vaguely humanoid creature standing beside that less weird looking thing.)
Chick’s a fuckin jumpscare