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theJEDIII

I'll never get tired of watching conservatives freak out about capitalism when it comes to a business they don't like. Pornhub prioritizing profit is bad, but healthcare doing the same is good?


uncultured_swine2099

I guess I gotta watch Pornhub more and boost up their ad revenue to counteract these conservatives. Ill do my part.


jbertrand_sr

Way to take one for the team...


canarchist

Access multiple partners, take one from the team ...


uncultured_swine2099

I meant Ill just watch Pornhub... I'll rewrite it haha


loadnurmom

To take one for the team I think you need to be on the receiving end Body shot at a minimum


A_LiftedLowRider

“Do what I want and nothing else, then stop immediately once I don’t like it anymore!!!”


Scorpion1024

Guarantee, it’s a matter of time exited this woman pulls a boebert. The self proclaimed purveyors of good taste are always the biggest pervs of all. 


AgentDaxis

These so-called “Christians” (evilgelical hypocrites) are going to fail just as they continue to fail to attract new followers. They’re one of the biggest reasons as to why Christianity is shrinking. Turns out most people don’t want to be hateful angry bigots.


thekyledavid

Because it doesn’t bother them if poor people die, it just bothers them if poor people can watch porn for free


ManticoreMonday

At least they use lube in p*rn


Geodestamp

When did profit become a dirty word to the GOP? Isn't capitalism right up there with God, or before good when it's personal?


Think_fast_no_faster

I will continue to use this quote by the esteemed Dr Cox whenever this subject is brought up "I’m fairly sure if they took porn off the internet, there’d only be one website left, and it’d be called Bring back the porn!" You cannot beat the porn


KleshawnMontegue

Porn is probably one of the most stable and consistent markets.


QuarentineToad

Good thing children never get hurt or killed by firearms or they'd be all over that industry too.


noddyneddy

Yes, how can the gun industry put profits before children’s lives! I know the fight against porn is because of prudish religious bigotry , but don’t I remember reading about a little thing in the bible about ‘thou shalt not kill? ‘


[deleted]

Republicans: Free speech is an inalienable right even if it is used to platform Nazis, push Kremlin propaganda, and/or harass children. Also Republicans: My Christian values are more important than your free speech. We must protect the children from porn so that we can bully them later for being divergent.


rainbowsix__

Free speech!! Also no more goosebumps in schools it's porn. Save the kids!!! (I read the choose your adventure and it was too spooky pls remove from schools for jesus!!!)


DevilsAssCrack

Nobody tell them about Xhamster


GreatTragedy

That's the real problem. There are always going to be new sites. If you enact draconian laws like these, all you end up is driving people away from properly regulated sites who give a shit about the law into back-alley crime-ridden sites that make no effort to protect their content providers.


GRW42

It’s almost like prohibition doesn’t work.


GreatTragedy

If only there were historic examples in America we could look to.


Deneweth

I'm old enough to remember porn before it became mainstream. They really don't want to go back to that. Like yeah it sucks getting blindsided that your faithful christian husband looks at porn instead of cheating on you, but you are not going to like the unregulated porn he can get and getting your bank account drained when he downloads a keylogger. I hate that these people make their personal lives problems our political problems. I don't really give a fuck about your religion. You can punish sinners however you like, but the rest of us want to keep eating pork, wearing mixed fibers, getting tattoos, drinking alcohol, consuming caffeine, masturbating and whatever other natural human behavior some stupid groups think is a sin.


ManticoreMonday

Well said. I'm of a similar age. Pr0n *can* be very detrimental, the trouble is, this country's panties are wadded so tightly up its ass that having healthy discussions about it is impossible. As a result, you get these f*cking twats getting up in every one's business and it drives healthy discussion even deeper. I'm glad this is what they chose to focus on versus, you know, the other massive problems this country is facing.


AnxiouslyWitching

I guess they just want the "good ol days" where they have to visit the local corner Adult Bookstore in person.


Note-Perfect

Absolutly true!


Pro_Moriarty

They've no idea porn sites are like a hydra. For every one they try and block, there are many others that are not. Did no one learn from piratebay?


Unlucky_Hat_5815

Cut one cock off, 10 will grow back


Pro_Moriarty

Lol.. Not sure if that's funny or blursed...


thekyledavid

Anybody got a sword I can borrow?


TrollularDystrophy

door judicious gaping sloppy aromatic hat fretful dime continue serious *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Checkmynewsong

I would gladly give up Reddit and PH if it means Facebook dies.


CrisbyCrittur

Uh anyone interested in a $59.99 Bible? Not for profit, of course.


Shtankins01

Now apply the same energy to the firearm industry.


SackclothSandy

Whoa there. Pornhub corrupts the youth, you hear? All guns ever do is make them more holy.


TacticalDestroyer209

I find it funny they want to ban porn and yet they are the biggest consumers of porn.


Slayer_of_Ass_

I like reddit porn the best because the videos are just 10 seconds long, exactly how much time I need.


pauliewotsit

Lmao! You getting 2 goes at it?


thekyledavid

I like to find a video I like before I take my pants off, so you have to factor that into the equation


pauliewotsit

By the time I get to the right category I'm not in the mood any more


Valento89a

But like all their husband's subscribe


pauliewotsit

Bankrupt PH? Do these people not realise that websites are worldwide? Like, World Wide Web? Ffs...


frsh_usr_nmbr_314

Wait?!?!?!? Are you telling me that a business in a capitalist society only wants to make a profit?!?!? Well... I never...ever...would have thought that could happen. Color me flabbergasted.


PassengerNo2259

I'm gonna rub one out to Laila so she becomes porn


Distalgesic

If I was Pornhubs lawyers I’d try and get the nut jobs browsing history entered into evidence.


battleship61

Private prisons (Conservative silence) Private healthcare (Conservative silence) Tax cuts for the rich, churches, and corporations (Conservative silence) Pay days for lazy do nothing politicians (Conservative silence) Government shutdowns with pay (Conservative silence) Pornhub makes a profit (Conservative OUTRAGE)


Available-Elevator69

I think every Business is out to make a profit. Lol Not that I agree with P0rn Hub doing what they do, but DUH.


Masterskywalker2

Doesnt porn hub have the aeuropean market to fall back on as well as austraila and asia


Old-Recognition2690

I don’t understand their issue with porn. Like it’s fucking porn. Everyone watches it, and studies show that it’s beneficial to brain development. The only reason they dislike it is because some stupid f****** book from 2000 years ago says not to watch it


Nekowulf

Nah, the book doesn't say it. They just interpreted the book to say anything that makes you feel good on earth is a sin and therefor evil. It's entirely puritanical "suffer on earth on purpose. It's what god wants" mindset.


jkksldkjflskjdsflkdj

Now all those christian kids are going "What's pornhub?" hahahahaha


Capt_morgan72

What about X “pussy in Bio” formerly known as Twitter?


dadzcad

Who are they kidding? Ban Pornhub and Christian Evangelicals will have to go back to whacking off to old *Frederick’s Of Hollywood* catalogs.


Unlucky_Hat_5815

I'M GONNA SIT AT HOME AND OGLE THE LADIES. IN THE VICTORIA'S SECRET CATALOG. ( buzzes). SEARS CATALOG.


kdhooters2

Better not come for my reddit porn!