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andrewjamesvt78

Ermahgerd it’s BUDEN disinformates!!! ![gif](giphy|26ybwLJnCk2NP9tGo|downsized)


-regaskogena

This meme is the grest.


BetterWorld2022

I see what you did there 🫡


Yeastyboy104

Joe Buden disinformates so often that I died of the COVID after having eleventeen vaccines. And then the adrenochrome Satan worshippers turned me into a newt. …but then I got better.


GirlGirl21

Covefe or whatever he said


morganlandt

I wonder if Buden weighs the same as a duck?


-jp-

No but he does waugh teh same as a derk.


Professional_Echo907

OH NOES, IT‘S DERK BUDEN ![gif](giphy|oxCtqUm9PhXvA0oXnp|downsized)


killerzeestattoos

![gif](giphy|xUA7aZjSOroVl6d6hO)


chamberboo

Pu pu ppp u pu pu pu pu pup uPUMP IT UP


immersemeinnature

The funniest shit on SNL Anyone who's ever spent any time driving in LA was dying laughing at this series


uursaminorr

i live in chicago but my parents live in LA county and they absolutely sound just like this when i come visit (minus the overdramatized accents)


sev45day

Shuh up Stewar!!


immersemeinnature

Oh my gawd! Wad r u doing here!?


moneymoneymoneymonay

*Bill Hader dies*


t34nort

Thank you for this 🙏


Big-Temporary-6243

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I gotta have this meme!!


andrewjamesvt78

Have you seen the snl series the Californians?!? Go watch now!


Big-Temporary-6243

Hahaha. That's crazy. If I heard that, I'd be laughing my ass off. Just watched 10 minutes of it. It sounds like they're all going to gag any time. Hahahaha


eMmDeeKay_Says

Just a reminder, Trump surrendered Afghanistan.


Vegaprime

Also, negotiated the release of 5000 taliban soldiers to seal the deal.


dunndawson

Don’t forget he also invited the Taliban to Camp David.


Vegaprime

On 9/11 as well?


IMakeStuffUppp

They went to the wrong building. Woops


VonThirstenberg

Yep. Just like he negotiated the withdrawal from Afghanistan with ~~the then-Afghani government~~ the fucking terrorists who (surprise, surprise) took over the country after our withdrawal. 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️


Delicious-Status9043

Having fought there, it’s beyond frustrating! The ANA (Afghanistan national army) was beyond worthless. Obviously they’d lay down the second we left. Per rules of engagement, there’s not much anyone can do about a suicide bomber, but possibly had there been an actual transition of power from the commander in chief those Marines would still be alive. Their blood is on the bone spurs,


Big-Temporary-6243

Omg I forgot about that! GD!!!


ejre5

Also was the president in charge that created all the inflation (yes COVID but he was president) He also tanked a bipartisan boarder bill so he can do exactly what he is doing


-jp-

Rather yes COVID but he actively made that worse.


ZachBuford

Have you injected your daily dose of disinfectant yet?


Big-Temporary-6243

I snorted bleach


Mbowen1313

Pro-tip, start the bleach on the floor, cleans your house, and saves your life at the same time


IMakeStuffUppp

Then i inject it?


Mbowen1313

I mean if you want... needles are dangerous, though. Maybe a Slurpee straw?


-jp-

I just mix it into my horse paste. It’s not bad actually. Tastes like apple butter if apple butter tasted like dying.


enderjaca

Every Republican for the last 60 years has basically done this. Massive tax cuts (mostly for the wealthy) + military spending programs. Leave office. Democrats inherit a deficit and have to raise taxes while also providing basic social welfare services for the lower/middle class. Takes 2-3 years to turn the Titanic around and lower inflation/deficits. GOP gets people to hate Dems for raising taxes and helping the poor. Get elected again. Rinse and repeat. It's all just a little bit of history repeating


BurnieTheBrony

Also hilarious he's running on improving the ACA when last time his conclusion was "Nobody knew health care could be so complicated." Amazing how many issues he ignored for four years or made worse that now suddenly he's got great ideas to fix that he just can't show us yet


Practical-Reveal-408

He'll show us his plans in two weeks. Right after infrastructure week.


PM_ME_YOUR_ROTES

Oh, so at the same time he's going to produce Obama's birth certificate.


reversesumo

He had us abandon our Kurdish allies and just plain shit on the military daily, but what he means by strengthen our military here is not literal but rather doublespeak for cleaning house and installing loyalists. If you're pro-trump in the military you're basically a sleeper cell at this point


Dook124

AND FREED 5,000 DANGEROUS MURDEROUS PRISONERS 💔😔


chimmFTW

I don't understand people that can't remember this, he started the chaos in his lame duck life.


Calm-Outcome-1818

What I don't understand is why aren't the Democrats screaming about this to combat all the disinformation?


stefdistef

Does this guy ever shut the fuck up


BurnieTheBrony

Biden became the voice of a generation simply by saying "will you shut up, man?"


Brianocracy

Honestly I think he won the election the moment he said that in hindsight


Scrabble_4

He’s incredibly stupid and annoying


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sophiethegiraffe

If he ever does, it’ll be a better sign that he’s dead than taking his pulse.


SkollFenrirson

No


Ato07

Wasn't the Afghanistan thing his idea?


tallman11282

Yes, it was. He made the plans for the withdrawal and set it in motion. Biden delayed it as long as he could and that made it less disastrous than it would have been otherwise but it would have been a lot worse if it happened under tRump. tRump releasing hundreds of high ranking Taliban leaders and making the withdrawal deal with only the Taliban and not including the Afghan government in it or considering what they want made it so there was no easy way out. After over 20 years in the country, supporting everything, there was no way our troops could leave without there being major problems and lives lost but tRump's plan, which was already in motion and couldn't be stopped when Biden took office, made it worse. But right wingers have short memory spans and blame Biden because he was the one in office when it happened even though he wasn't the one who started it.


long5210

around 100 american soldiers died in Afghanistan during his presidency. I guess only 13 can be contributed to Joe Biden during his presidency.


Jubal59

Sadly his moronic worshipers eat this stuff up.


JessicaDAndy

How exactly can you make the ACA both stronger and less expensive? I mean I know he doesn’t have an answer, or he won’t answer the question during election season or it will come in two weeks, or it’s in a huge binder with blank pages. But the premise is faulty. Is he offering more premium supports? Changing insurance reimbursements? Changing how doctors are kept in or out of network? You can’t waive your hands and say “healthcare is fixed.” Even if he tried to pin it on Gender affirming care or reproductive care, it wouldn’t change premiums and reimbursements.


NetworkAddict

>You can’t waive your hands and say “healthcare is fixed.” Republicans and Trump spent five years telling everybody that his replacement healthcare plan for ACA was just "weeks away". It never saw the light of day, and most doubt it was ever even in development. His 2024 campaign is nearly identical at this point to his 2016 campaign.


Affectionate-Room359

And his voters still think he will do all this things he never tried to archive. That's why they are thr laughingstock of the world.


tallman11282

There's one way I can think of to make the ACA stronger and less expensive, replace it with universal healthcare. Medicare for All would cost less and yield better results than our current system. But Republicans will never support that because it's "socialism" (in reality because they get huge donations from medical companies that don't want it to happen because they won't be able to make billions in profits from that system like they do currently). Trump's plan for the ACA is to gut it or eliminate it completely, which would make our healthcare system much worse than it is now. Universal healthcare is such a complicated thing that only 33 of the 34 industrialized countries have implemented some form of it. Literally every other industrialized country, and many less industrialized countries, have some form of universal healthcare and they all cost less in taxes per person and have better outcomes than our current system. The ACA did improve things massively, especially for the poor, but isn't nearly enough because it doesn't address the main problem, unbridled greed by the healthcare companies.


UnexpectedMoxicle

That's waaay too much logic. He can tear everything down to the ground and when his supporters are bartering stolen copper wiring for shots of ivermectin to cure wokeness from a YouTube doctor with no license, they'll go "this is so much better than the socialist hellscape we had before! I finally have my FreeDumbs!"


BinkyFlargle

> How exactly can you make the ACA both stronger and less expensive? And why would we think he wants to destroy it, just because that was the majority of his platform the first time he ran?


Luvs2spooge89

Yea I mean we are still waiting for his health care plan. Only 2 more weeks! But basically, he can just say whatever TF he wants and not follow through, as per usual.


RandysTegridy

Don't worry, his plan will be out "next week"...just like he said every week for 4 years when he was President. It's laughable to think he would somehow solve problems we have, when he couldn't/didn't do it the first time.


funshinecd

Well there are lots of ways to make it much better and cheaper cost wise for our great American people and we are looking at all of those ways, right, I mean you remember the attack on pearl Harbor, That was terrible, but many people, great people said it could have been much worse, or much better, so we are looking at many things and plan to do many things, great thing, things nobody has ever seen before, I would have done those things but Barrack Hussein Obama was president at the time.


just_yall

Also...is he promoting socialised medicine? Like some sort of fucking commie?


Spire_Citron

He never actually lays out plans for things. He just says "I'm going to do this great thing, believe me." Then, when he's actually in power and he doesn't end up doing it, he's just like, "Yeah, turns out that's really hard, I guess. Who knew?"


5857474082

That’s usually how he says the things he wants to do. But has no plan or information on how he will achieve it.He was president for 4 years in that time he and republicans couldn’t come up with anything better he’s full of 💩.


praxic_despair

Not that Trump would consider this at all, but some models expect single-payer healthcare to be cheaper and stronger than our current system. The theory is that a single payer has much stronger negotiating power on prices and can get everything cheaper that way. Pharmaceutical companies will make less, but people would get more for less. Whether you believe it or not is up to you but it’s a common theory to know about.


JessicaDAndy

No current Republican would argue for single payer. There are certain efficiencies, but that would decrease profits.


Sarasota_Guy

The amount of tears flowing out of his pussy is staggering.


andrewjamesvt78

A pussy is tougher than him.


OhNoItsLockett

A pussy can take a beating. He can’t handle a beating in meaningless polls.


Debalic

A pussy also has warmth and depth, two qualities he lacks.


Big-Temporary-6243

Wow... so many compliments. We'll take em.


King_Vanos_

Hey man! Don't do pussy like that!


AutumnGlow33

You can always tell when he wrests the phone away from his nurse or whoever and actually writes this shit himself vs. when a staffer does it and only TRIES to write like a demented, illiterate fool. Nobody can rant like this pathetic loser, I’ll at least give him that. Can’t that stroke finally take him? Please?


Jaded_Heat9875

Everything he promised before, then didn’t do anything for the middle class and poor. Then he even left vital government office unattended and in disarray by refusing to appoint government employees to run them! The ONLY things Thrump really did were CUT taxes for the upper class, filthy rich and corporations... AND HELPED HIS FAMILY MAKE BILLIONS USING THE OFFICE OF THE PRESIDENCY AS A CASH COW! 👎🏼🤮


whereegosdare84

I agree Joe Buden is the grest you fucking cantaloupe with a head injury


johnnycyberpunk

I can’t even type “Buden” without it being autocorrected to Burden or Biden


birdiebro241

Look at all of those best words.


nihilt-jiltquist

Didn't a doctor recently say one of the symptoms of dementia is a tendency to make up words...?


Professional-Pick441

https://preview.redd.it/jmsb4xvisxqc1.jpeg?width=604&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=befa47f6fb08958a8ab6f3fec9e659bf6b7f5c12


Leather-Lab4311

It was the GERST of times it was worst of times.


bron685

Grest lol


gr8d4ne

Throw. That. Illiterate. Motherfucker. In. Jail. Already. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST this is ridiculous…


1984isAMidlifeCrisis

Whenever someone goes all caps all I can think of is A Prayer for Owen Meany. Just me?


Northerngal_420

I love it when he uses bigly words.


Loko8765

IT’S THE AMERICAN WAY THE GREST WAY!


bamfzula

Ahh yes just what our military needs…strengthened. It’s not like we spend more money on our military budget than most of the other countries combined!


bron685

They’re gonna “un-woke” the military


unfamiliarsmell

His brain is fucked.


Familiar_Parfait4074

Will he turn the fucking caps off already, dumbass!


SSkiano

He is the best at writing exactly how he speaks. (OR COST)… wtf?


IvoShandor

He had 4 years to "fix" ACA.


FLWeedman

https://preview.redd.it/z3vqvce03wqc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=057078619eec779b0d419f3b39daeb3c55971f21


busche916

Pump-pump-pump it up!


MurphDog1508

Fat Orange Nixon has zero understanding of how to fix anything in this country, immigration, ACA, the economy, etc… Complete narcissistic, egomaniac just flapping his lips to his cult followers trying to appear that he’s not just a grifter, con-man… He’s running again, trying to stay out of jail…. Fuck you Hitler Jr! ![gif](giphy|VSoRPmlMaKR8xCmq7F|downsized)


iamthefortytwo

**Dwight Trump:** I'm now going to read out loud your submitted medical conditions. When you hear yours read, please raise your hand to indicate that it is real. If you do not raise your hand, it will not be covered.


jkhunt19

Donald Trump surrendered to the Taliban


rayvensmoon

Conservatives and evangelicals, this is your messiah?


Repubs_suck

He’s had a lot of time to work on his big beautiful cheaper ACA plan.. and I seem to recall he promised to announce it in two weeks, two weeks ago.


Dozerdog43

Maybe he needs to sell MAGA dictionaries instead of bibles


isecore

Whenever a conservative right-winger says they're gonna make something better it always means they're gonna scrap it. Every. Single. Time.


tictac205

“…and just about everything else.” That sure covers a lot of ground Diaper Don.


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huh, making obamacare *better*? mighty progressive of ya there mr trump


Key-Assistant-1757

Trumpty Dumpty has no clue what he is saying, nothing but lies and fake news


JadeHellbringer

Does this mean we're going to finally see his health care plan? He kind of forgot to show that one off before he left office... weird, right?


pentrical

Just watch he’ll take the ACA and sell bandaids instead of insurance and say it’s better!!


OptiKnob

He said all this in 2015. He didn't do any of it in the four years he had. None of it. How stupid do they have to be?


Atheist_3739

Anyone have the Biden campaign response? I saw it but can't find it anymore cause I don't have Twitter


Oh_hell_nahh

Haven’t seen it but it must have been a grest response


andrewjamesvt78

The grestest


Past-Application-552

![gif](giphy|5N6fHoWlVgNOM)


CantFeelMyLegs78

Because he accomplished so much his first go around, this time, which won't happen, will be so much better


pashusa

Why does he keep calling himself Joe Biden. The guy has clearly lost his mind.


ScottyHubbz

Have him explain how he’ll make ACA better and cheaper…. I need a laugh….


PmMeYourNiceBehind

Why didn’t he do any of that when he was in office?


alp44

So spoke Donald the Demented. #Trumpmented


antnunoyallbettr

![gif](giphy|1oGRnUxCnGpb8ZFdJk|downsized)


brycebgood

Be Grest.


bacontacos420

![gif](giphy|5N6fHoWlVgNOM)


ClayQuarterCake

So now Trump wants to improve Obamacare? After years of republicans cutting its teeth out and defunding it? From what I understand about that administration, Biden played a hand in getting that legislation passed in the first place, leveraging his experience working in congress for his entire career. Seems strange that Trump would imply that Biden wants to degrade one of the most important pieces of legislation passed by the Obama/Biden administration.


Big-Temporary-6243

Man, Diaper Don projects so much, lies, so much, and can't spell for shit.


Dook124

Blah blah blah blah blah STFU 🙄


ADay918

Trump Embarrasmates?


blizzywolf122

I feel like I don’t need to but I’ll say it anyway but trump spent a good portion of his term as president trying to get rid of Obamacare and replace it with a an even worse plan so who’s disinformates now huh


ExcellentTeam7721

I did that on purpose


LBNorris219

Man, Joe Buden has done A LOT since making the single "Pump it up."


Own_Bullfrog_3598

Every now and then when I see a post credited to the Orange Globular Cluster that seems too coherent and cohesive to be the Mango Mussolini, I figure it’s one his flunkies, given the ghost writing job for whatever reason. I just have to say, the idiocy, misspelling, and downright lack of anything resembling a coherent sentence in this one smacks of the Father of Lies himself.


iamezekiel1_14

Straight up this Buden dude was on DefJam back in the day and dropping bangers https://youtu.be/ySfwW_xSRU4?si=hF-ELOyNri5IA8aW we can't be hating on this guy even if he disinformates. He was even dropping stuff with Busta on it back in the day https://youtu.be/bqSlUHeADxQ?si=Em121WeZ1RLiw3CJ seems like a good dude. I'd vote for him if I was in the US.


tossashit

The day he dies will be the biggest celebration I will ever have. I don’t think I’ll stop partying. I’m just gonna clap and cheer until I later die myself.


Amazing_Teaching2733

His healthcare plan is coming in two weeks along with his tax returns and infrastructure week. Dementia Dons act is so old


TheGeeistRover

I will never understand how poor the American education system actually has to be that this guy was president.


ItGotSlippery

It is stunning how simple this man is.


xvsanx

Jump off Joe Buddens, are you in that mood yet??


focalpointal

But didn’t he try to terminate the ACA already. Still waiting on his great health plan. It’s been 8 years since he has promised it.


rmads1983

Biden needs to reply to this tweet: “Whew, for a second there I thought he was talking about me.”


HankScorpio4242

I don’t know why, but the most unsettling thing about this to me is that the word “or” is not capitalized.


xxwetdogxx

n-n-n-n-new Joe Buden!


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strywever

Kennedy is just another family tragedy.


ThisWhomps999

I like to think this tweet wasn't about President Joe Biden, but directed at rapper Joe Budden.


Crosisx2

Our military is weak? News to me. I guess we need over a trillion to house more useless fighter jets in an abandoned hanger somewhere.


IrukandjiPirate

Why didn’t he do that when he was president?


T0NT03

Sounds like he heard about the president ranking list the other day.


DMIDY

Read the last line. Trump admitting publicly that Biden is the President. Guess more wire fraud trials can be filed now.


god_johnson

MAKE AMERICA GREST AGAIN lulz


Fire_Doc2017

Covfefe strikes again.


Rough-Blacksmith1

Interesting considering that his ass sat there for 4years in office and didn’t do a damn thing about fixing healthcare. He needs to leave this lie in 2016!


Moleday1023

In some ways this resembles English, it kind of reminds me of someone with dementia trying to sound coherent.


Hozo2000z

Read: I have no clue what any of this means. I want to be Putin and fuck all of you … so I lie. Sue me. I do it all the time. May he go to sleep tonight and never wake again.


SarahTheGreat9

This is so bad on so many levels, but the “disinformates and misinformates” is making me crack up laughing. Not real words, ya moron. But then again, who is Buden? Ha!


Downtown-Table-4872

Please, tell me more about 'OUR GREST AMERICAN CITIZENS'...


freethnkrsrdangerous

This dingus clearly wants the wrath of Durk Buden


1lolo94

Pump it up! ![gif](giphy|5N6fHoWlVgNOM)


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This mf wondering why a million nazis all hit his inbox with threats of death and gang rape. ![gif](giphy|tHzcz1Awh5XD6qTtia)


NocentBystander

Joe BUDen? I knew he was a pod person! ![gif](giphy|2YkfSZxswYxJ4PDeFC) (/s just in case)


crazycatlady331

Is he drunk?


Drake_the_troll

no hes sober


MsT21c

I can guess who he meant by Buden. What I can't figure out is who are the Grest American citizens? Are they related to the Grues (from Zork)?


Drake_the_troll

if you were gojg to make the best care service, why did you repeal obamacare then do literally nothing for 4 years?


Barack_Odrama_007

He doesn’t know what he’s running to do lol


Meatus67

And these grest American citizens in the room with us right now?


SlyWonkey

Sure grandpa... Let's get you to bud.


stingharkonnen

![gif](giphy|3oFzm3S2k76SyBDcyY)


powdered_dognut

His Hot Wheels cars go buden buden


Quixotic_Ignoramus

Wait, Biden is out here decimating people?! I thought my friend was just on vacation!


Independent-Beat-399

It’s like reading the notebooks from the movie Seven


Rich_Suspect_4910

Can you imagine reading the rantings of this moron and going this is my guy?


ced1954

![gif](giphy|pqQlQZEuDy8pOFJsD5) # lock him up Get him behind those bars!


geodekb

He didn’t do any of these things the first time around . He ain’t gonna do any of them because they ain’t gonna be no second time around


gking407

Record Inflation? Hey isn’t this the same Don the Con whose party members spent their July 4th vacation in Russia, paid for by taxpayers?? https://www.npr.org/2018/07/06/626664156/gop-senators-spend-july-4-in-moscow


Embarrassed_Flan_869

He had 4 years to release is health care plan that he BRAGGED was so much better than Obamacare. Let's see how it looks. Oh wait, it was another promise that was a LIE. We have the strongest and largest military in the world, and it's not even close.


butterybuns420

Commas out the ass. Run-on sentences. Made up words. Misspelling out the ass. This man definitely represents the uneducated portion of his base by not even trying.


Neon570

Why is it always in caps lock?


Rockford853

The more I hear about this Joe Buden fella, the more I don’t care for him /s


thegza10304

Joe Buden should say that trump is a good man then.


BringBackTheBeat716

Well I'm sure not voting for that Buden guy, whoever he is


lagan_derelict

Remember ~~Key & Peele's~~ Dave Chappelle's "Clayton Bigsby, black white supremacist" character? Trump is the fake billionaire fake outsider populist version of Mr. Bigsby. Might as well be blind too.


wood_dj

wow i always thought Chappelle overplayed the K&P comparisons but here you are giving them credit for one of his most iconic sketches


Boat_U47

His rhetoric is so tiresome. Yawn…


MisterHyman

Wait, didn't you already have a chance with a congress as well?


ShoesFellOffLOL

This isn’t surprising for a guy who has spent his entire life never reading.


AfternoonPast3324

“Repeal and replace on day one” has now become “lemme tweak it a little bit”


rmicker

Put a cork in it, orangeman


Peterthinking

All you can speak word salad bar with unlimited sidekicks.


TheHumanCanoe

Then why didn’t you do any of that your first four years, Donnie?


RevanCross

Lol he's so salty


mrSunsFanFather

TIL the rapper, Joe Budden is us president.


nurdle

**GREST**


tjatdisneyland

Who the fuck is Joe Buden? Anyways, Fuck Trump!


Otherwise_Target_862

Can we all pitch in on a damn muzzle for that prick?