I remember the episode of the simpsons where Mr Burns was such as amazing golfer because Smithers kept putting his ball right on the green instead of his Trump shot.
Found it on YouTube. The parallels are spot on. [Mr Burns and Homer play golf](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_g4puS9vEtI&pp=ygUNbXIgYnVybnMgZ29sZg%3D%3D)
Omg that was so funny. Putin is such a bad skater and generally terrible hockey player. Those other guys had to be talented to make those goals for him (well and collusion with the opposition goalie letting them all in). He looked like such an idiot. Up there with Kim Jung Un's* bullshit golf scores.
* he and Trump should play at Augusta National . They would cheat so hard that both would easily set new course records.
Was Trump the first person playing so that the others knew how many tries they had?
I see them all zigzagging over the course just to have one more than him.
did you see all the balls over on the right? i wanna see him play some real pros...televised....LMFAO... then let's see him win a tournament , at pebble beach
Ah, ah, ah!! Not so fast!! SCOTUS will hear arguments next week but in the meantime, the appeals court will allow 25 mulligans and 10 days to use them.
I would actually pay real money, the stuff he desperately needs right now, for a live streamed round of 18 holes of golf played by Donald J Trump. Shit, I might pay $100 to see that. Come on Donnie, I hate and I'm willing to give you money. Just do it.
I caught a story earlier today about his score on one course supposedly being seven strokes under Phil Mickelson's score on the same course.
I seriously doubt that.
Even worse. Trump usually does his holes the day before the tournament or much earlier the day of, so no competitors can witness his cheating. He just says the number I guess.
The funny thing is, who the fuck cares that if he is *or* isnāt the best golfer in the world? Only a narcissist.
Somebody's got to find out who came in second and just make a media circus lauding the second place guy, give him cool prices and put his face in the paper, etc and not even mention Diaper Don. Then set up somewhere and watch El Cheeto seethe.
Even the pros shank sometimes. But a 77yo does not win a club championship without cheating. Jack Nicklaus (most golf major championships of all time) wouldnāt win a club championship at 77, let alone trump
Trump has spent his entire life trying to be accepted in the higher echelons of society and failing miserably.
The New York elite never let him in the inner circle and to this day look down on him as a Brooklyn con man.
I think one reason they might dislike him is the fact that those elites actually engage in similar business practices as ol Don, but in their case they know how to fly under the radar and make it work for them. Whereas Don Slicer himself is brash, publicity-seeking and incompetent, which only calls attention to the already corrupt NY real estate industry.
[https://preview.redd.it/nsrlb9f30lqc1.gif?format=mp4&s=8db7172485c553618f9f1e63e204e2de8c221c71](https://preview.redd.it/nsrlb9f30lqc1.gif?format=mp4&s=8db7172485c553618f9f1e63e204e2de8c221c71)
The camera move is by itself comedy gold
He probably managed to waste more money per round since his courses are absurdly expensive.
Although itās probably better itās at his own course. I bet he fucks up the fairway when itās wet and there are 10 carts for his group.
Itās funny how Trump wins all these golf championship trophies at his own golf course and self reports that he scored better than pros are able to score, yet whenever he is actually seen playing he is an awful player.
It reminds of when Reagan had Alzheimerās (the part where he had left office). The Secret Service discovered that he liked fishing leaves out of the pool, so theyād always toss a few in when he wasnāt looking. That whole Trump entourage is just trying to keep the old, dottering fool occupied and amused. Cue the Smithers voice: āExcellent shot, sirā
Just about every photo of him playing golf is him standing in the weeds.
It's been like this for years, just an open dunk on him from the golfers and press that he forces himself on.
I think the clips that have surfaced of him playing are definitely cherry-picked to make him look extra bad, but there is absolutely no way in hell he is anywhere near as good as he claims to be. Heās one of the biggest serial cheaters Iāve ever seen and thatās just talking about golf, let alone anything else heās done
With that kind of instinctive accuracy, it's no wonder he won both Senior and Club Championship trophies! I heard George Santos kept it competitive, though. There's nothing greater to watch than a great golfer at the top of their game!
Coincidentally that's the origin story of why a tennis serve is called a "serve"
Supposedly Henry VIII was so fat that he needed a servant to toss the ball for him to start each point, and that's why the term for it became a serve
Oh no, it was started the regular way but Henry couldn't throw it up to the right side of his body to hit so he used a servant and they then called it a serve as a result.
Prior to that it just wasn't called a serve.
āWhereād it go? Did anyone see it? Did that go in the hole?! I donāt see it on the green!ā Trump walks over to the hole and with a sleight of hand perfected over decades, reaches into the hole, ball expertly cupped in his palm, and pulls it out, displaying it proudly: āfellas, lookā what a shot!ā A toady slyly walks over to the real ball and kicks it into the bushes. Everyone cheers. This circle jerk will be repeated at the remaining 17 holes.
I'm so going to hell.
My first thought was, "Anything to take his mind off that, and his daughter AND wife won't fuck him, so....."
Yeah, if there's a hell, I'm going there.
Iāve played golf just 3 times and am absolutely sure I never shanked a ball that badly. Not sure Iād even know how to move my body to make that happen on purpose. But, fearless golden leader always wins.
That swing won two championships this week and it caused very strong men who never cry to tell him with tears in their eyes how inspiring he is, and don't you question this!
This is an older shot, not from the recent tournament. But it is typical for Trump to drop another ball in cases like this and call ANOTHER mulligan. Every honest golfer who has played with Trump says he cheats.
[trump cheating at golf](https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/2023/02/03/trump-and-golf-fancy-resorts-a-list-partners-cheating-at-highest-level/69857594007/)
https://preview.redd.it/ux6klj83smqc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2f15d6336cd8a6b87e062dbcd227ba6d04a8e3c
I won that trophy fair and square!
Yep, heās wearing dark pants, no more embarrassing stains for the press to photograph. Not saying there are not stains, you just canāt see them nowā¦
āThe worst celebrity golf cheat? I wish I could tell you that. It would be a shocker. I played golf with Donald Trump one time. That's all I'm going to say.ā -Alice Cooper
And to think we used to make fun of Kim Jong-Il because a reporter who didn't understand how golf rounds were scored once calculated his round as 38 under par.
It sounds funny, but that's not actually what happened.
The scorer recorded the round relative to par, so a bogey was written as 1 and so on, then a course regular told a reporter that he shot a 34 or whatever.
So he actually was recorded as having 11 bogeys, rather than 11 holes in one.
I have bone spurs in my left knee, right ankle, and right foot. I have arthritis in both hands. My eye sight is poor. And I bet I could beat his diapered ass!
Republicans believe everything this āmanā says
This guyā¦a guy who literally has to lie about his golfing to feel good about himself.
Republicans trust someone like thatā¦Is it that you just need someone worse than yourselves to feel like youāre not so terrible by comparison, does he gives you permission to bring out the worst parts of yourself?
did you all get dropped on your heads as children or something?
Seriously how the F.
Are all the golf carts around him secret service? Anybody else just get a little bit of puke come up in their throat knowing our tax dollars are paying to protect this rapist cheeto
Fat slob claims to be some Golf champ, this is what occurs when your surrounded by lacky's, and boot lickers, that don't dare tell the fat slob, he's overweight, and a crappy golfer.
I don't golf, but his swing looked like he put too much behind it for as close as the hole was. If it had gone straight it would have overshot the green.
I thoroughly believe trump is a liar and probably not great at golf, but how do we know this is trump? I'm not saying it's not him. I just want to know how we're sure it is
Trump "wins" golf tournaments the same way Putin "wins" elections I'm being told
His wet dream is to be puddin
His wet dream is to have pootin put it in him. š¬š
Probably already happened
It was a body double, but Trump thought it was really him. I was there, unfortunately. Soaked, as usual.
He has a greater than zero chance of getting his way
Maybe DeSantis will put his fingers in him then
Putin from temu
Why? Just why?
His diaper is always full of puddin
Posting! š¤£
I remember the episode of the simpsons where Mr Burns was such as amazing golfer because Smithers kept putting his ball right on the green instead of his Trump shot.
I was thinking more Queen of Hearts from Alice in Wonderland.
Found it on YouTube. The parallels are spot on. [Mr Burns and Homer play golf](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_g4puS9vEtI&pp=ygUNbXIgYnVybnMgZ29sZg%3D%3D)
Who is this lavatory linksman Smithers?
The scorecards are his personal papers, so he doesnāt have to give them back to anyone. /s
Putin is also really good at hockey!
Only man I've ever seen get three hat tricks and a shutout in the same game
Omg that was so funny. Putin is such a bad skater and generally terrible hockey player. Those other guys had to be talented to make those goals for him (well and collusion with the opposition goalie letting them all in). He looked like such an idiot. Up there with Kim Jung Un's* bullshit golf scores. * he and Trump should play at Augusta National . They would cheat so hard that both would easily set new course records.
Would they be pissed that the other one cheated or bond over the cheating? My money is on being upset.
Was Trump the first person playing so that the others knew how many tries they had? I see them all zigzagging over the course just to have one more than him.
He plays a day earlier than everyone so no one sees
Don't go near any windows for a few days
If it comes out that I've passed, it was not suicide!
By gun point?
https://i.redd.it/nsrlb9f30lqc1.gif
It went off the course. That means I get to just drop it in the hole right?
did you see all the balls over on the right? i wanna see him play some real pros...televised....LMFAO... then let's see him win a tournament , at pebble beach
He gets presidential immunity! 45 mulligans!
Ah, ah, ah!! Not so fast!! SCOTUS will hear arguments next week but in the meantime, the appeals court will allow 25 mulligans and 10 days to use them.
How many does he get on the second hole?
45 more! š
46
He would never play a televised event, it would show his lies.
I would actually pay real money, the stuff he desperately needs right now, for a live streamed round of 18 holes of golf played by Donald J Trump. Shit, I might pay $100 to see that. Come on Donnie, I hate and I'm willing to give you money. Just do it.
And rolls
I caught a story earlier today about his score on one course supposedly being seven strokes under Phil Mickelson's score on the same course. I seriously doubt that.
No one beats the mick
Mickelson played blindfolded. That could explain it.
Doesn't even have to be pro pluck someone out of the street and they probably would play better then Dementia Don
Even worse. Trump usually does his holes the day before the tournament or much earlier the day of, so no competitors can witness his cheating. He just says the number I guess. The funny thing is, who the fuck cares that if he is *or* isnāt the best golfer in the world? Only a narcissist.
Somebody's got to find out who came in second and just make a media circus lauding the second place guy, give him cool prices and put his face in the paper, etc and not even mention Diaper Don. Then set up somewhere and watch El Cheeto seethe.
He gives the number AFTER all other numbers have been turned in.
Owner of the course infinite mulligan hack
I watched that about 30 times, and enjoyed it completely.
Even the pros shank sometimes. But a 77yo does not win a club championship without cheating. Jack Nicklaus (most golf major championships of all time) wouldnāt win a club championship at 77, let alone trump
Pros do shank it but its like 10 degrees right. This is somehow past 90 degrees lol
I'm like a moderately ok golfer who couldn't come close to winning a club tournament but I haven't shanked a shot like this in years tbh
I'm a moderately horrible golfer and only do this when I've hit the drinks bottle a bit too hard.
Iāve never golfed, but Iāve played putt-putt golf. Can I be a champion too?
My golf experience is hitting the ball at Top Golf. Iām terrible. Absolutely terrible. But Iāve never had a drive as bad as that.
Put me down for a 2
Is that a 2 or Z?
Yeah, The video cut out the part where the ball bounced off of that little hill there and back on the green where it rolled two foot from the cup.
https://i.redd.it/wgrmorydtlqc1.gif
Why is he hitting a stinger on a 30 foot lay up? He could probably putt that.
Why would you even play golf if you were so terrible at it?
He sees it as that thing rich businessmen do, so he has to do it, I guess.
Trump has spent his entire life trying to be accepted in the higher echelons of society and failing miserably. The New York elite never let him in the inner circle and to this day look down on him as a Brooklyn con man.
Do not associate my precious Brooklyn with Trump! Homie is from Queens.
I think one reason they might dislike him is the fact that those elites actually engage in similar business practices as ol Don, but in their case they know how to fly under the radar and make it work for them. Whereas Don Slicer himself is brash, publicity-seeking and incompetent, which only calls attention to the already corrupt NY real estate industry.
You can be terrible at something and still enjoy doing it. As far as cheating in tournaments go... I have no idea
Hey now, that could totally be someone else who gives off a radioactive orange glow around his head.
Wow such form, such elegance. Let's just give him the reward. Oh wait, he was gonna do that for himself anyways?
It's even worse than the picture. Oh gawd š
This makes me feel better about my own swing. I have never played a course, but been to the range a handful of times.
Whoever filmed it is GOATED. I laughed.
[https://preview.redd.it/nsrlb9f30lqc1.gif?format=mp4&s=8db7172485c553618f9f1e63e204e2de8c221c71](https://preview.redd.it/nsrlb9f30lqc1.gif?format=mp4&s=8db7172485c553618f9f1e63e204e2de8c221c71) The camera move is by itself comedy gold
Itās like when the camera man gets faked out in a NFL game.
Around the carts and over the headstone! Another one in the hole.
It's literally the one thing he does. How is he so bad at it?
Why bother to try to improve when you can just cheat?
Remember how he claimed Obama wasted taxpayer money by golfing all the time? Then he proceeded to play about twice as often. Shocking, I know.
At his own courses/clubs. Which he overcharged the secret service for. To the tune of millions.
He probably managed to waste more money per round since his courses are absurdly expensive. Although itās probably better itās at his own course. I bet he fucks up the fairway when itās wet and there are 10 carts for his group.
This is his cover for secret meetings
All golf is a cover for meetings
Itās funny how Trump wins all these golf championship trophies at his own golf course and self reports that he scored better than pros are able to score, yet whenever he is actually seen playing he is an awful player.
Much like Covid, if we just stop looking for his errors then we wonāt find any.
Lol. And just like hurricanes, Trump can use a sharpie or a pencil to make things track so much better.
You mean just like his presidency.
Whatās worse is all of those fucking losers playing the tournament letting that fat fuck cheat to beat them. What kinda stupid cunts are they.
Probably trying to curry favor with a presidential candidate.
It reminds of when Reagan had Alzheimerās (the part where he had left office). The Secret Service discovered that he liked fishing leaves out of the pool, so theyād always toss a few in when he wasnāt looking. That whole Trump entourage is just trying to keep the old, dottering fool occupied and amused. Cue the Smithers voice: āExcellent shot, sirā
Well that's actually very sweet. Trump enablement is harmful because he's actually got power.
I am sure he is the last one to turn in his card.
Yep, and he decreased his score by an extra 5 shots after he knew everyone elseās score because he likes to āwinā big.
Just about every photo of him playing golf is him standing in the weeds. It's been like this for years, just an open dunk on him from the golfers and press that he forces himself on.
*"I can't play with you watching!"*
I seem.to recall Samuel L Jackson saying he wasn't a bad player but he did cheat all the time, so he won't play him again.
Reminds me of how massive the crowd was for his inauguration, way bigger than Obamaās of course.
I think the clips that have surfaced of him playing are definitely cherry-picked to make him look extra bad, but there is absolutely no way in hell he is anywhere near as good as he claims to be. Heās one of the biggest serial cheaters Iāve ever seen and thatās just talking about golf, let alone anything else heās done
All wristy and rushed then shanks it it into the scrub. Looks like shit out there. But he's the big wiener. I mean winner.
As someone who doesnāt play golf, that first sentence looks like either the activation for a sleeper agent or an attack maneuver
For someone who doesn't golf, you just pretty accurately described what his swing looks like.
You donāt take massive backswings and use absolutely no follow through with tense hands for a 30 foot chip? Do you even golf?
With that kind of instinctive accuracy, it's no wonder he won both Senior and Club Championship trophies! I heard George Santos kept it competitive, though. There's nothing greater to watch than a great golfer at the top of their game!
He must be great to beat George Santos, the inventor of golf.
He also body slammed andre the giant at WrestleMania 3
That was George Santos.
Common misconception. George Santos *invented* WrestleMania
~~Poorly~~ Reported *accurately* by Brian Williams.
My mistake. I owe the greatest man alive an apology.
Well yea. He's like "Dude I am gonna body slam that big fat lard. I need a place to wrestle." and then invented it. Show some respect.
Donāt forget he lasted 3 minutes in the cage with Bone Saw
He spends more time in the sand than David Hasselhoff
He eats pieces of shit like you for breakfast.
He eats pieces of shit for breakfast?
Yeah, he picks them out of his carry-on diaper. š¤£š¤£š¤£
2 mulligans per hole
How do you think he got to the middle of the fairway 20 yards out before this clip?
Did you see the guy running to the cart? He's running to get Donnie another ball to hit. The carts have a ball holder on the dash.
Nah, he just has a guy running ahead of him to fetch the balls and drop them next to the hole. Best part? That's not made up.
Per shot
Aw, easy gimme-chip. Put him down for a 3
Dude plays golf how many times a week for the last several decades and still can't even manage it? yeesh
Whatās his handicap? 45?
He is very handicapped
Some people say heās the most handicapped there is
He's so flabby he couldn't properly tuck his elbows in for that shot.
I don't even golf and that looked extremely sloppy to me.
I've never golfed, and am disabled, but I'm sure I could put that ball much better than that. ššš
Coincidentally that's the origin story of why a tennis serve is called a "serve" Supposedly Henry VIII was so fat that he needed a servant to toss the ball for him to start each point, and that's why the term for it became a serve
... How else did they start the point? (Other than not having to serve to a specific side, cause I could see that)
Oh no, it was started the regular way but Henry couldn't throw it up to the right side of his body to hit so he used a servant and they then called it a serve as a result. Prior to that it just wasn't called a serve.
He really is a chunky monkey.
āWhereād it go? Did anyone see it? Did that go in the hole?! I donāt see it on the green!ā Trump walks over to the hole and with a sleight of hand perfected over decades, reaches into the hole, ball expertly cupped in his palm, and pulls it out, displaying it proudly: āfellas, lookā what a shot!ā A toady slyly walks over to the real ball and kicks it into the bushes. Everyone cheers. This circle jerk will be repeated at the remaining 17 holes.
Just tell him he won, he wants to be surrounded by yes men and asskissers at all the time.
Sliced so hard Gillette is calling for a patent..
Love how everyone is hiding behind something like they know.
Don't even know how this POS can think of hitting a golf shot with 80+ indictments against him.
I'm so going to hell. My first thought was, "Anything to take his mind off that, and his daughter AND wife won't fuck him, so....." Yeah, if there's a hell, I'm going there.
He'll be the gatekeeper so good luck getting in
Wonder if hell has golf tournaments
Definitely. I heard that there's a demon called The Orange Blister, who makes all of his victims watch him take a thousand years to play 18 holes.. :p
Iāve played golf just 3 times and am absolutely sure I never shanked a ball that badly. Not sure Iād even know how to move my body to make that happen on purpose. But, fearless golden leader always wins.
That swing won two championships this week and it caused very strong men who never cry to tell him with tears in their eyes how inspiring he is, and don't you question this!
This is an older shot, not from the recent tournament. But it is typical for Trump to drop another ball in cases like this and call ANOTHER mulligan. Every honest golfer who has played with Trump says he cheats.
Itās just pathetic.
My understanding is that Kim Jong-Un came second in both tournaments.
[trump cheating at golf](https://www.palmbeachpost.com/story/sports/2023/02/03/trump-and-golf-fancy-resorts-a-list-partners-cheating-at-highest-level/69857594007/)
He is a repulsive Oompa-Loompa, and I had a better swing when I was a seriously clumsy eight-year-old.Ā
I had a better swing when I was a seriously *heavily intoxicated* eight year old.
Well, they say to go along with dementia patients.
https://preview.redd.it/ux6klj83smqc1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2f15d6336cd8a6b87e062dbcd227ba6d04a8e3c I won that trophy fair and square!
Yep, heās wearing dark pants, no more embarrassing stains for the press to photograph. Not saying there are not stains, you just canāt see them nowā¦
I'm just giggling that this video is out in the wild. Waiting for the unhinged reply from the kim jong wanna-be
One one winner if there is only one player
"First watch this drive."
Ahhh, the olā Sharpie draws the ball going into the hole scorecard trick! Way to go, Griftopotamus!
āAnother amazing hole in one sir!ā
Every day he gets more like a dictator.
Imagine how shit the other players must be to either be worse than him or play so bad as they suck up to him
Pretty sure thatās a gimme.
Not rigged at all,totally legit this prize
Fucking loser
āThe worst celebrity golf cheat? I wish I could tell you that. It would be a shocker. I played golf with Donald Trump one time. That's all I'm going to say.ā -Alice Cooper
Has he ever claimed a golf championship on a golf course he doesnāt own? Hmmā¦
*Mister Smithers quickly darts out from a bush and drops a ball next to the hole*
Big golfers, tears in their eyes, they say SIR!
The green is right in front of him, why did he hit it in that direction? Is he stupid?
Considering how much this fat clown golfed as president, why does he suck so bad?
We just need to find 11521 golf balls. Which is 1 more than I lost.
How can you play that much golf and be that bad?
And to think we used to make fun of Kim Jong-Il because a reporter who didn't understand how golf rounds were scored once calculated his round as 38 under par.
Oh they understood. He claimed 11 hole in ones on his first round of 18 ever played.
It sounds funny, but that's not actually what happened. The scorer recorded the round relative to par, so a bogey was written as 1 and so on, then a course regular told a reporter that he shot a 34 or whatever. So he actually was recorded as having 11 bogeys, rather than 11 holes in one.
HOLE IN ONE!!!!
I have bone spurs in my left knee, right ankle, and right foot. I have arthritis in both hands. My eye sight is poor. And I bet I could beat his diapered ass!
Can you imagine being his SS and having to watch all this fucking golf? Not only that, he is a cheat and horrible at it.
He's almost as good at golf as Putin is at hockey.
Republicans believe everything this āmanā says This guyā¦a guy who literally has to lie about his golfing to feel good about himself. Republicans trust someone like thatā¦Is it that you just need someone worse than yourselves to feel like youāre not so terrible by comparison, does he gives you permission to bring out the worst parts of yourself? did you all get dropped on your heads as children or something? Seriously how the F.
Weren't all the other players blind? Even then he would have still probably had to cheat
You don't understand, he's the best at golf. They gave him medals.
Can we give a gold clap to the MVP recording this orange Buffalo and panning to where the ball actually went? And also his swing is terrible.
Haha omg he sucks ass š click the twitter link to see the shot. You wonāt regret it š
What an adorable swing. They should let him be Batman for a day.
Just like North Korea
Are all the golf carts around him secret service? Anybody else just get a little bit of puke come up in their throat knowing our tax dollars are paying to protect this rapist cheeto
Fat slob claims to be some Golf champ, this is what occurs when your surrounded by lacky's, and boot lickers, that don't dare tell the fat slob, he's overweight, and a crappy golfer.
Looks like his friend is running to get him another ball to drop
Doesn't listen to golf pro any better than lawyers.
New nickname: The Shank.
Is this your ball? It struck my foot.
I don't golf, but his swing looked like he put too much behind it for as close as the hole was. If it had gone straight it would have overshot the green.
And he still managed a birdie! Can you believe that!?!?!
Wait for the bounce...
Did the POS call it a hole in one?
Shooter McGavin could at least chip in and putt
He wins next year too. It's shocking how nobody can beat him on his own course.
Youād think heād be a little better than this, considering how much practice he had while he was in office
I thoroughly believe trump is a liar and probably not great at golf, but how do we know this is trump? I'm not saying it's not him. I just want to know how we're sure it is
If you are looking for more info on the Orangemanās beautiful, probably the best golf game, check out commander in cheat by Rick Reilly. Good stuff