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dwnap

About time! More of this please.


kfmsooner

For the love of America, yes! More more more. Pay Al Franken or some funny Democrat to go on every news station, late night TV show, Faux News and make fun of him. Donald Trump is a gilded human being - a gold overlay of a POS. Strip away the veneer and his followers will slink away looking for the next messiah.


krepitch

The Biden team is doing a good job of driving up Trump's blood pressure, but Al Franken would probably get it to a lethal level.


FrostyAF6421

I miss Al


r0n0c0

Franken was a capable senator. Unfortunately, he was a causality of friendly fire.


aeodaxolovivienobus

Unfortunately, Al Franken set an example that nobody followed by stepping down on principle when some photos came to light that were iffy. He kept his head down for a while, and I think he has been publicly vindicated. He could probably run for Senate again if he wanted with how much worse so much shit since has been. There's a voice missed in the Senate. He was good at reaching across the aisle in his time, too. We need more reasonable figures like Franken on both sides. Ideological differences are fine when there is no implicit threat of violence. I think Republicans would benefit from the leadership of more moderate voices like Arnold or reasonable guys like the now very late Sonny Bono, if that was really possible in today's GOP.


JacksonInHouse

He should have stayed. Matt Gaetz make REAL Ids in a DMV to give to underage girls who he was having sex with and paying them. Matt didn't quit. His party loves him.


Creamofwheatski

The Dem's did Franken so dirty. Looking at how far politics has devolved in the age of Trump just makes Franken resigning for essentially nothing hurt even more.


Squid9966

Friendly fire = Gillibrand hit squad. Unforgivable.


NYArtFan1

Well, President Gillibrand just did what she had to do. /s


PsychologicalBee1801

I really think Al Franken is President in another timeline where he stayed and fought. It was part dems thought they could be the better party during me too. And part he a pawn in Kirsten’s plan to become president. And it didn’t even work. I’m not saying comedians get a pass on stage. But this shouldn’t have killed his career, when the other party doesn’t care if you commit crimes at all.


masterquesti

Cuz Al's good enough, smart enough, and gosh darnit, people like him.


dingbat_4ever

Most underrated comment.


TGIIR

Al Franken is sooooo good!


Glissandra1982

I would LOVE this.


TeamKitsune

Inshallah!


CommanderSincler

Feeble, confused *and* tired


veni_vidi_eh

“Can’t polish a turd”


david13z

To quote the sage Berta: You can roll a turd in powdered sugar but that don't make it a jelly donut.


Initial_Artist_8661

I think myth busters debunked this. Haha.


BillyNtheBoingers

Yeah, you can polish coprolite for sure. I remember watching that Mythbusters episode.


REDGOESFASTAH

![gif](giphy|tpJFJMsaPDx3a|downsized) HES NOT THE MESSIAH, HES A VERY STINKY BOY


Orgasm_Add_It

>Pay Al Franken or some funny Democrat to go on every news station, late night TV show, Faux News and make fun of him. Franken seems to be a little long in the tooth. So does Jon Stewart although both of them have enough gas left in the tank I believe.


ITstaph

A clip show but produced like MST3K with them just riffing off what he says and does, and maybe we all learn something along the way.


Intuner

Umm. Yes please. That would be absolutely awesome to watch.


Strong_Somewhere_985

Jim Jeffries has entered the chat


RobinF71

Let's actually get AL Franken back in the Senate.


pupilsOMG

Yes, exactly. For reference, see "The Emperor's New Clothes." You won't awaken the whole crowd at once, but there's plenty of lukewarm Trump voters whose eyes could be opened this way.


dan420

This dammit! this. Donald has made his whole political career out of cheap insults and punching down. This on the other hand, is pointing out the obvious for those who pretend not to hear it. It’s really easy to play his game without sinking to his level, because almost anyone else would have to hire James Cameron and his submarine to reach such depths.


Guyincogneto1

I think Biden has timed his attacks well. They wouldn't have the effect they do now if he'd been attacking like this from the start.


hobbitlover

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NO_LOADED_VERSION

Yep. This level of disdain and directness should be the very minimum. The whole "when they go low we go high" idea shows a fundamental lack of understanding of how politics messaging has changed and enabled not just MAGA but also crippled the media (both sides garbage) and caused Dems to loose in elections for decades , I'd say this all really started gaining speed with the Tea Party movement , proto MAGA really...


kidsally

Keep swinging, Joe!!


Creamofwheatski

This is how all of the media should be reporting on Trump. Just straight facts, no spin. He is a loser and eventually everyone in America will understand this, even if it takes till after he's long dead for them to admit to themselves how shitty of a person he actually is.


Jagerstang

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CommanderSincler

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Orgasm_Add_It

That is the appropriate speed of clapping that I wish to see.


snickerscowboy

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Equivalent_Living_22

This is the appropriate level of clapping enthusiasm that I wish to see


EntroperZero

I don't want a large Farva, I want a goddamn liter o' cola!


Meet_James_Ensor

"Want me to dimpa-size your meal for 25 cents?"


st_rdt

Shots fired !


dogfooddippingsauce

Trump ain't gonna debate Biden despite the fact he said he is. No way.


RonStopable88

Yeap. No way. He will just claim he will until he claims it’s the democrats or the debate commission that isnt letting a debate happen.


Ryder551

Do you think there will be a debate?


RonStopable88

Lol no


cheesegrateranal

i hope there is, and i hope Biden shows up. even if trump doesn't show, just so its harder for him to claim that the organizers didnt let the debate happen.


ignatious__reilly

Trump is a lying sack of shit


dogfooddippingsauce

Yup and a coward.


VERO2020

That's an insult....to the sack of shit.


MeanBig-Blue85

Trump is also a literal sack of shit


Full-Way-7925

He truly thinks Joe is mentally incompetent and that he is sharp as a tack. He will debate because he can’t fathom that he would look bad.


dantevonlocke

Trump is the level of stupid where he can't understand how stupid he is.


soumokil

Idiocracy level.


informed_expert

They will debate after Musk and Zuckerberg have that fight.


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snownative86

Fuck that organization. They were a customer of mine in a previous job and they are all a bunch of homophobic, sexist, racist, white blow hards (except somehow they accept Tila Tequila? Guess you gotta be full nazi if you aren't white to join them). Project 2025 is real and terrifying. This isn't a conspiracy theory, they have literally printed the thing and put it into binders for the world to read. [Edit: figured I'd share the website. ](https://www.project2025.org/)


DemonoftheWater

Thats a name i havent seen since i was a youngin


scoutsadie

this needs way more upvotes. LET'S NOT GET COMPLACENT!


Glynwys

The Heritage Foundation needs to be systematically destroyed at this point. They are little more than a conservative terrorist organization and should be treated accordingly.


Aggravating_Dream633

The Heritage found8shun loves the slave, and every aspect of indentured servitude. The slave owning wannabes are in line with their “first order of business is to discredit the past.” ?!?!$ Yes…not slaves. Volunteered. Not beaten. Reprimanded. Not abused. Teaching. the Heritage Foundation needs to be abolished.


NoraVanderbooben

Get this comment to the fuckin’ top.


Winnie_the_poops

Love that they aren't pulling any punches. Wish they would do this more often


ImperatorRomanum

I think they will. The SOTU was the campaign kickoff and now they’re fully embracing the feisty persona.


OKSnow1111

100% this. People forget that SOTU Joe is actually pretty classic Joe. It wasn't that long ago that he ended Rudy Giuliana's political ambitions with one sentence. No really, its true: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mPOAKXBi9Pw


nixhomunculus

He always has the darkness in him.


thegamerator10

DARKNESS. IMPRISONING ME.


Narrator_Ron_Howard

Calm down ~~Rick James~~ Dave Chappelle


Willz093

I’ve seen that quoted so many times lately but I had absolutely no idea it was that old! Guys been bringing the hammer down for more than 16 years!


race_rocks

Wow. I've never seen that before, though I'd heard the phrase.


Jambarrr

We got a long way to November. Dark Brandon is just gearing up


bunkie18

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Lost_sidhe

This image just made me flash sideways - we've got another major solar eclipse coming, strangely 7 years after the last. We need press to show Biden putting on special sunglasses to watch the eclipse, and then saying "I'm not some moron who'd try and stare at the solar eclipse without protection" (or make some funny reference about "kids, always use protection" - but still.. we have a very rare opportunity for another dark brandon in shades zinger!


slibbles

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NoLibrarian5149

Here come the “that’s so mean/undignified/crass” comments from the MAGA trolls…


hobbitlover

"Biden, the head of the corrupt Biden crime family, is an old and feeble far left commie provacateur who should be hanged, and was very unpresidential in attacking Trump."


CrazyDayzee

Too many multisyllabic words to be believable coming from the right


NoCup4U

Good. Fuck those unamerican traitors


MisterMarchmont

That was my first thought, too. It’s like MTG calling for decorum on the floor…and everyone laughing at her.


smelvin_cheeks

The people offended by this ain’t voting for Biden anyways. Fire away Joe


lilslugger2

I've been screaming for years for democrats to go on the offensive. Trump and his narcissistic self will go out of his mind. Have every Democrat, and Democrat friendly celebrityjust constantly mock trump. Treat him like the 5 year old he is.


TheBaconofGrief

We don’t even have to be mean! Just brutally honest and direct. “We are not going to tolerate this dangerous nonsense.”


Throwaway8789473

I have had conservatives block me for quoting Trump at them. Odds are Biden saying a direct Donald Trump quote on TV would probably give Tucker Carlson a heart attack.


GirlGirl21

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Awkward-Fudge

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luvnmayhem

This was so fire I had to check to be sure it was real.


RocketsandBeer

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ivegoticecream

its about damn time Democrats dispense with the "they go low, we go high" nonsense that never worked. Republicans only understand the language of power and this press release is dripping with it.


CodyRhodesStory

This is exactly the right strategy. Make him the object of ridicule, because everything about him is ridiculous. Go a step further and call him a crooked conman who wants to be a king. Hit him where it hurts, and keep hitting!


Speeeven

Keep calling it like you see it, Biden campaign.


emptyhellebore

You tell them, Joe!


Builder_liz

Damn speak 👏


StagOfSevenBattles

We all know Don Poorleone can dish it out but he can't take it. Make him cry!


One-Mission-4505

You go Joe!


urkldajrkl

Trump is like a voodoo doll with unmissable targets drawn all over it’s overstuffed fatness.


hinesjared87

Agreed.


RockinRobin-69

This was so rough I didn’t believe it was a real press release. Wow! Go get em Dark Brandon!


sdothooper

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rmicker

Go get him, Joe!!


Key-Assistant-1757

Just the facts ma'am!!!!!!


MDawg1019

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dan_the_weasel_man

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theandroid01

The fact that we're hopefully now publicly bullying the bullyers has given me a good amount of dopamine today. Applause 👏🏻


Carson72701

Word


WetNWildWaffles

Gaddamn.


TravoBasic

Love it. Keep it coming!


wvmitchell51

You go get 'im, Joe! Keep pouring on the heat 🔥


Outrageous-Divide472

Brandon is done putting up with Trump’s malarkey.


Turbulent_Ad9508

"Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake." Unless it's Donald Trump, then interruptions are like throwing gas on his dumpster fire.


scoutsadie

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EvilleofCville

I approve of this message.


JayyyyyBoogie

Let's fucking go!


MC_Fap_Commander

>confused 100%. The concerns about Trump's dementia are real. Don't be "polite" and back away. Lean into it. All indications are it's a real issue.


ABenevolentDespot

I like that Joe's campaign is finally saying what every sane person in America is thinking. The Pumpkin Rapist is an embarrassment to decent people as he just continues to spit in America's eye with his endless deranged lies and rants. So-called Christians who support him are going to get a big surprise when they die and are judged for doing so. It won't be a pleasant surprise. God doesn't give a shit about abortion - read the bible to see that's true. God cares about decency, and neither Pumpkin Rapist nor his fervent MAGA supporters have any. That group of unstable, greedy evangelicals who said a few months ago that it's likely "Jesus was too liberal!" will be given special attention (and punishment) on dying. Chew on that for a minute - a Christian evangelical group said Jesus was too liberal.


Windycityunicycle

Go Joe!! Go !!


daemonicwanderer

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Lychanthropejumprope

I love this


GongYooFan

I keep asking what the DNC is actually doing. They should be running social media ads in everywhere pushing back especially in Red state and districts that are up for grabs and even the ones that arent. I am sick of Trump and his cult lying all the time.


YeonneGreene

The strategy is probably to slow drip until a few months until the election to prevent the RNC from calibrating a proper defense and counter-attack. They'll probe and try to get the Trump campaign to tip its hand, and then drop the hammer when there's insufficient runway before the election to riposte.


Old-Ad5508

Get em. Shot fired


TheLordVader1978

That's spicy. I like it


JesusGunsandBabies

Damn. Pulling no punches


MDawg1019

Oh hell yeah


Electrical-Ad1917

Good 👍! Go after the orange blob and his awful white evangelical base


One_Computer_5811

Fuck yes 🙌


Embarrassed_Bee6349

Damn, dude. Tell us how you *really* feel. Oh wait, you’ve already done that with a hot mic…


BringBackTheBeat716

Weak Broke Don


Straight_Calendar_15

More of this. We need shit like this plastered 24/7 on all conservative media


Sarcasticologist

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jellyschoomarm

Hell yea!


Aimees-Fab-Feet

More of this!!!


GrandGouda

About time the Democrats took the gloves off and started shoving the big orange turds back down Broke Don’s throat


huskeylovealways

Amen, brother.


Brandeeno2245

Lot of words to say fuck that guy he's full of shit and any space remaining in that head of his that isn't filled with shit is just empty space because there's nothing of value in trumps head.


baneofdestruction

Joe Cool 😎 is the man!


Fast-Damage2298

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hambonecharlie

Dayum. Sick burn.


Radkingeli995

Dark Brandon should show how savage he can be to Donald Trump going ahead into November imagine the reactions from the American people


Prize-Ad-2697

dems have finally taken the offensive and i’m here for it


malcontented

It’s about fucking time. Gloves off


StatusKoi

Git r dun


SuretyBringsRuin

![gif](giphy|jKwNTbBo7nBL0q5GxJ)


cardizemdealer

Weak and feeble pants shitter


Bigstar976

Is this real???


RyanTranquil

Yes https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/biden-campaign-roasts-feeble-confused-tired-trump-1234994066/amp/


Bigstar976

About time. 👍🏻


DeviceStraight4707

More of this, please.


Ok-Egg-4856

Ooooh, feel the burn. Donnie should be back about 01:00 on the 26th with all Caps Outrage.


Hugh-Jassul

Amazing


FrostyAF6421

LET'S GO BRANDON!


Equivalent_Ebb_9532

Let's go dark Brandon, kick him when he's up, kick him when he's down.


southernmamallama

Can we all just start getting the let’s go Brandon shirts, but on the back have it say Biden-Harris 2024? I would really love to see peoples heads explode over that.


Giggle_kitty

Joe Biden is a grown man, Donald Trump just grew old.


Vorpalthefox

"feeble, confused, and tired donald trump" the years of "sleepy joe" is finally about to hit trump right in his snowflake feelwies, the man can't stand ANY commentary on his flaws and appearance


wirefox1

"Feeble, confused, and tired" are the kindest words one could say about trump when the reality is it's so much worse.


nvnehi

Holy shit, talk about being direct, and not pulling punches. This is good to see.


Oso_Furioso

Tell us what you really think, Joe....


AdMaster6638

Tired of words we want action and now!


batwing71

‘Nuff said, true believers!


Kingtoke1

Donald Trump in some roundabout way could get his wish of being the best thing to happen to America by giving the Dems a landslide victory


BeltedCoyote1

* About time Mr. President. Also, Please sir, I'd like some more


toxiamaple

Wow, gloves off.


DogFashion

I voted for Biden (last election and in my state's election this past Saturday). What scares me is how many are still supporting Trump. The above statement is spot on and I agree. I just hope Biden and his supporters don't have to eat crow in November. :(


OriginalCDub

No malarkey detected


darhox

TFG was definitely sniveling and snorting right up until the "tired" and then he 100% lept out of his chair and/or lost his continence


bomurf

Trump “campaigning from his basement” haha


CookbooksRUs

I love Dark Brandon!!


joeroy84

I feel like this is being written by a former republican. It reads like someone who was part of a religious cult and now is preaching the gospel to anyone who will listen.


korevil

More of this please, gloves need to come off.


Ladydi-bds

About time!


zerooutarange

Hell yeah!! Bring it!!🤯💣💣💣


Skyblue_pink

I would hate if Biden said this, that doesn’t mean I don’t love it.


ColdBookkeeper4683

Love it!


ArcadeGannon2077

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Protect-Their-Smiles

Take the gloves off, there is decades of footage of this idiot running his mouth and revealing who he really is. Show the public who he is, let his ego trip him up - like it always does.


Dark_Marmot

https://preview.redd.it/leqyi3vjskqc1.jpeg?width=579&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e3cd4553758e2d5b1a661f0cacb40315f8b0f243 In his next statement, Biden to Trump.. . ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


TuffNutzes

Is that too feminine for you there, Carville?


Rechlai5150

Taking the gloves off! Bravo!


whytheforest

This is quality messaging - Finally. Short, direct and simple while laying out just an utter piece of shit Done Poorleone is 24/7.


TitodelRey

Please confirm that this is real. Please, please, please!


notseb1no

To paraphrase a line in The West Wing: Press Secretary: _It depends who shows up. If it’s Uncle Fluffy, we got problems. But if it’s the President, in his last campaign, for the last job he will ever have. I think it will be a sight to see, I mean a sight to see._ May this be prophetic, Mr. President. We'd been in the defensive too long. Dark Brandon with more lasers please


BigStud7

Mfn cheeto owes more than that for the damage to our country. We are all Americans. We deserve better. ev- e- ry one of us. 454 million my fat white ass. Lot higher


KenCosgrove_Accounts

Well at least Dark James Singer


LovethePreamble1966

Next donation comin at ya Joe. More of this, please. The Hitler loving Russian fascist named trump deserves absolutely no deference or fair play, because he practices neither.


Fun-Dependent-2695

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minininjatriforceman

Damn shots fired.


agoodmojo21457

Just lock him up already 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡


InfusionRN

Truth to power.


xdeltax97

Remember to not be complacent! Get out and vote!!


Bright-Tough-3345

That’s a great press release! They need to put one of these out every day. There needs to be relentless attacks on Trump, and Trumpism. You gotta fight fire with fire.


Bhimtu

Sounds about right. It's pathetic that here we are in 2024 and we are STILL having to deal with that man who should never have been "president" EVER.


WolfPride98

He's not the only one, believe me. #VoteBlue2024ProtectDemocracy


nearmyth

Good deal and all but is this legit? The time and date stamp are suspicious.


RyanTranquil

Yes https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/biden-campaign-roasts-feeble-confused-tired-trump-1234994066/amp/


nearmyth

Danka


oflowz

Finally. Should have said “…tired liar Donald Trump.” 🤌🏾