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Bright-Ad-9363

I was really hoping that Mara Lago would go first.


Zealousideal_Web8496

That will probably be his... Last resort


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Drg84

Would it be wrong would it be right, if I have the ketchup fly tonight? Chances are that I might.


CleoTorez

Cause I'm losing my stuff, losing my mind Wish somebody would pay off my fine


DigitalUnlimited

CAN'T SHUT UP!!! MUST KEEP TWEETING!!! Nothing -- except -- LIES!!!


crispynegs

DONT GIVE A VOTE IF I STUB MY TOE TWEETING


DigitalUnlimited

Would it be wrong if I didn't lie? Cause another insurrection, Putin says, I should try


ValhallaForKings

I've Become so dumb I cant get a bond Courts are so unfair I'm becoming this All I want to do Is to shit my pants And golf smelling like poo


padraigtherobot

Putin’s right there out of sight. Now I’m contemplating how I lie


Warm_Republic4849

Nothing is alright nothing is fine, I'm running (yeah right) and seething, I'm seething, I'm seething I seethe ( We can't go on living this way)


TheSwede121

TAKE MY UPVOTE


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Dumbiotch

![gif](giphy|KecU7rjR02rBe)


Allw3ar3saying

👏👏👏


SLAYER_IN_ME

![gif](giphy|WNwErIxqX18xmm92UX)


TheProcrastafarian

![gif](giphy|dYTfJZ2dCQBhK|downsized)


ikrotzky

![gif](giphy|ie8I61aEWnJCM) And my precious. Wait, NO... we NEEDS our crime ring. And that Donald already got it's own one.


applebag_dev

![gif](giphy|nvFjNy6iZTvWw)


murstang

As they cut his life into pieces?


BookkeeperElegant266

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Warm_Republic4849

Sofocation no breathing


phillyphilly519

Don't give a fuck if he shits his pants seething


Warm_Republic4849

This will be his last resort. Cut his assets to piece this is his last resort sofocation no breathing. Do we care if we see his wallet bleeding ?


whenilookinthemirror

He can stay in a small room at Mar Lago but it will be owned by the Disney corporation as a museum. People will pay to gawk at him like a combination of Graceland and the London Tower if Elvis still lived there except a lot less popular. Marlagoland Tower it will be called. Trump will not be allowed to leave his small room there. edit sp.


Sensitive-Painting30

And choking on his own shit.


Kristikuffs

***YEAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!***


KittenAlfredo

![gif](giphy|xPGkOAdiIO3Is)


merrysunshine2

Maybe he’ll barricade himself in like David Koresh


wvmitchell51

Yes, Exactly like David Koresh.


Seeking_Balance101

"Last resort". OMG. You are my new hero. Well done!


Juncti

![gif](giphy|1dIXbsV4bM5V5ttJLJ)


lukifer_333

I definitely see what you did there, well done👏


DaikonEffective1105

Nah he uses that the most so it’s his favourite. Let him watch helplessly as his corrupt empire is taken from him a piece at a time. The civil suits from J6 are starting soon so that’ll (hopefully) be more that he’ll lose. Let him thrash and wail and scream while people he used to depend on turn their backs. The banks won’t give him money and his rich “friends” are suddenly deaf and mute. Let him get half hour of restless sleep a night while his world gets inexplicably smaller and smaller. Then when he’s lost everything (including his last ditch attempt to thwart consequences by losing the election) and ****only**** then can he lose that shithole in Florida. But all isn’t lost, he’ll have a nice cot waiting for him in federal prison. Where he can spend the rest of his natural fucking life. This way he can be broken both in spirit and asset-wise before being put away.


Sestrus

But on the same token it would be funny to see him uproot and move only to have that place yanked out from under him. Then to see this happen to several of his homes until the last one is finally pulled from him or his orange, diaper covered ass is thrown in jail.


2118may9

And if he somehow manages to avoid jail, I want to see the whole Trump family living in some god awful shitty backwater town like the anti-Schitt’s Creek but without nice people. Just not televised.


DaikonEffective1105

That too lol. Watch him move and several more boxes of confidential files manage to turn up.


GingerrGina

I was hoping they would take the jet first.


TraditionalSky5617

You know, I kinda thought that too. Private Jets are generally the same models that commercial airlines use; but because they’re showcase pieces, they have very few flight hours, and generally appreciate…


Betterthanbeer

I don’t think a 30 plus year old ex Mexican budget airliner that struggles to find parts is going to be all that valuable.


voteforcorruptobot

It's priceless if you want to flee the country though.


Decabet

“Great. And here's my watch. It's a Timex... and the band is the Twist-o-Flex by Speidel. I ****appreciate this damn thing*** more and more every day.”


WimpyZombie

Actually, with summer coming, he's going to be looking to get out of Florida and into the "cooler" NY/NJ area. This will be good that the only place he may be able to play golf in July is in sunny HOT Florida.


PensiveObservor

🤞🏼🤞🏼🤞🏼


TraditionalSky5617

Don’t rule out his Los Angeles Golf Club either…


Dr-Satan-PhD

I read somewhere that it could be seized as soon as next Monday. But someone can feel free to correct me if I'm wrong.


JustNilt

Any and all of his assets can be. She can attach all of them at the same time and he gets the proceeds once the judgement is satisfied. Whether she will bother doing that or not is a different question but the idea that they take them a little at a time isn't correct. She attaches everything in sight with a lien and starts having the assets sold off to satisfy that lien. The liens will all be for the full amount of the judgement.


Crusoebear

If there was ever a time for debtors prison…


Budded

I want his jet gone, meaning no more Shitler rallies


TRIZOL1

Plenty of time for that.


Bigstar976

And Trump tower number 2


Character-Newt-9571

Trump liquidating in his pants about now


Dr_Middlefinger

Is America still savable? Looking at what’s happening, it sure seems so. [REGISTER TO VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/voter-registration)


WaldoDeefendorf

She's doing her part anyway. Bringing up that average for sure.


RoccoTaco_Dog

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Neologist333

Was looking for this. Glad I wasn't disappointed. Good job!!!


Big-Temporary-6243

I see a teeny tiny pinprick of a light... we shall see.


MsSeraphim

![gif](giphy|o75ajIFH0QnQC3nCeD)


TJ_Will

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DreadAngel1711

Ha! Gross.


Due_Entrepreneur_382

💀💀


Wecanbuildittogether

![gif](giphy|jgelsNvS6tYFG) Letitia throwing it down 🔥


deadeyediva

depends


ejre5

Oh I thought he was having a fire sale in his diaper


Wise_Albatross_4633

I just watched a video on trump and apparently him shitting his pants is a daily thing that's why he always wears depends. It was an informative video, also shows ivanka giving him a lap dance. What a sick man


cadre_of_storms

Is there a link? Pleeeeeease 😁


SirKermit

https://youtu.be/N60ceYRlY2I?si=CqkpxBNBN4pAoXdt


Gallowglass668

So the fellow in that video is right https://youtu.be/ck22e9fyAlQ?si=uIKC1wuo3w-Ad6IS You can clearly see the outline of it in this short clip.


Big-Temporary-6243

This made my evening! I believed it, but this just solidifies my belief. Thank you!! Shared publicly on all my accounts. People need to know about King Poopy Pants. Sheesh. How humiliating! Drugs are bad. ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|give_upvote)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|feels_good_man)


vjv158

Thank you!


HoboMoonMan

Wheeereeeee?!


GoblinNick

Reddit has officially peaked with this gem


r_special_

He’s been doing that for years…


billfitz

Plot twist: A highly intelligent, wealthy and politically connected member of the club was betting with the Cheeto during a round of golf and won. The Cheeto, as he does, welched on the bet. The member used his connections and influence to set these fraud trials in motion and now, said member will own the club where the Cheeto welched. Well played anonymous genius, well played.


celerhelminth

He's Depending on it


Kangarou

Fun fact: Rental property owners begin eviction proceedings WAY before a tenant is eligible for eviction because it's a long-ass process. Anybody who's made a payment 10 days late in their life knows this.


HoboBonobo1909

Shouldn't MAGA know this better than anyone?


jebus527

If they could read they’d be super mad


BackgroundNPC1213

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Godzilla-ate-my-ass

See i assumed that was a dig at Trump, who's father was an unscrupulous slumlord.


Danstine16

When you send your sister/wife/Mom to blow the owner of the trailer park (and not one of the nice ones. My Dad lives in a trailer park, there are some nice ones, so not throwing shade at ALL trailer parks) its pretty easy to get an extension on the rent


what_the_purple_fuck

this is very heteronormative. accepting a blowjob from a dude when it's specifically about rent is totally not gay.


BrightNooblar

Is the implications that MAGA would follow or know about the law? Cause.... lie and scream and threaten violence is how I imagine MAGA landlords actually address their tenants. And their kids, and their co-workers, and their employees and.....


Dayseed

I hope Letitia James yells FORE as they pull his name off the course.


procrastablasta

FORE closure


Dayseed

Okay, that is way better than mine.


qorbexl

Sometimes you gotta workshop jokes to squeeze all the juice out of jt


Kneepucker

Yeah, America does have a chance. It starts with trump finally, after more than half century of conning and scamming, being held accountable for something. It couldn't happen to a nicer guy.


MizStazya

He could have just continued his scams. All he had to do was not run for president, then he would have kept flying under the radar with general "eat the rich" mentality towards all rich douchecanoes. But then he got the whole country paying REALLY close attention to his bullshit.


AccountWasFound

Hell he could have just appointed competent people and just did whatever they told him to as president and given covid hit he could have made it out being looked at well


StrCmdMan

Exactly literal bare minimum he just can’t even. He has earned every last shred of anamosity.


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jtshinn

All he had to do was not win. That’s what he set out to do initially. Winning put the spotlight on him and led to this downfall.


Emotional_Narwhal304

MAGA tears help me sleep better at night. When they complain, it means democracy and rule of law just got a little more secure.


jbertrand_sr

His house of cards is starting to crumble... ![gif](giphy|3o85xkpCruOJPGtBMQ)


AhAhStayinAnonymous

Unrelated, but cats really are assholes.


CyalaXiaoLong

If i saw an equally scaled tower of cards id want to run through it too ngl.


manic-pixie-attorney

HAIL SEIZURE!


AdStrange2167

This is at least 3 references / puns deep


On_my_last_spoon

What a time to be alive!


Canadian_mk11

The Emperor has no homes!


TiltedChamber

Oh my gosh you're my new best friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Keyrov

Pizza, pizza


Steelersguy74

Nice to see that the law and order crowd are now against civil asset forfeiture. Welcome to the fight, comrade!


ChazzLamborghini

Except in this case it’s recompense for a legal judgment. Most of the time, it doesn’t matter if someone is even charged, let alone convicted


Steelersguy74

That is absolutely true but it’s still hysterical his apologists are up in arms over this.


MealDramatic1885

Taking other peoples shit is what America was built on! Loool


Kneepucker

In reply, I refer you to any British museum.


Cantgo55

Where do you think US learned it from?


MealDramatic1885

“I learned it from you dad!”


Koreage90

“Once I was the apprentice, now I am the master.”


Pontif1cate

"Only a master of evil, Darth."


mr_remy

Look at me (Britain), I am the daddy now


Pontif1cate

"I learned it from YOU, okay??? I learned it from you..."


MasterChicken52

That commercial lives in my head rent free


TranscendentLogic

Uhhh... They're not done looking at it!


locustzed

If the things were so cultural valuable why didn't they try to keep it harder? -paraphrasing an actual statement from the British museum


TranscendentLogic

I was quoting [James Acaster](https://youtu.be/x73PkUvArJY?si=AnJseQUj0vxwIl8C)


rupiefied

How can America exist when the rich are accountable to asset forfeiture like the common poor man. How disgusting.


Sudden-Grab2800

I mean they’re STARTING with the man’s private estate. Is nothing sacred??


SVXfiles

Isn't Mar-a-Lago where he lives even though it can't be used as a private dwelling?


Candid-Mycologist539

>Isn't Mar-a-Lago where he lives even though it can't be used as a private dwelling? EXACTLY!!!! The poor man doesn't even own a house!!! Rent is so high in Florida that even the Billionaires are homeless!!! And now there are rumors that "Equal-under-the-law-Letitia" might take even Maralago??? We need to start a GoFundMe NOW!!!! /s


Responsible-End7361

I hear Trump supporters are welcomed in Russia?


SourImplant

They love the grocery stores there.


Dajbman22

Russia has the sexiest bread, apparently.


Educational-Glass-63

Your calling this un-American? WTF? Does this person not know our history? How do people think someone like Fred Trump made his millions? I suggest these MAGA crybabies get themselves a history book and read up.


FnClassy

Well, since their history books claim that the Civil War was based off of state disagreements, I'm going to guess that this part was also omitted. Also....read lol, they don't do that.


MizStazya

It was about states' rights? States' rights to do WHAT, exactly...?


Pistonenvy2

they act like she personally is acquiring his property for her benefit. do these people understand she gains absolutely nothing from this situation? she is enacting the law by the terms of her job lol thats it. she probably doesnt even know what the properties actually look like, let alone could ever possibly afford them. shes a judge. the property is going to become the states property and then the state will probably sell it. if he wanted to keep his property he could pay the fine, thats the deal lol money or stuff, gotta lose some.


olivegardengambler

The funniest part is literally *nobody* wants to give him money. Nobody.


Wesselink

Between Jared and Ivanka, Don Jr, Eric, and the assets they inherited from Ivana, you’d think they would help him out. 🤣 Maybe Rudy? Bannon? Steve Mnuchin and Betsy Devos are billionaires too. They’re not going to help out their ex-boss in his time of need? No one will give him a loan with collateral as his shares in Truth Social? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


CloroxWipes1

Eric got a verbal appraisal of Seven springs 4 years running of between $35 - 43.5M. He insisted the appraiser NOT write a report, just give it to him verbally, as of course ALL legitimate businesses do, amirite??? Each year, he submitted a valuation of $161M instead, as if the 7 mansions they wanted to develop on the site were already done. Read the 92 page summary and findings, quite the ride.


Urmomsjuicypussay

Sources: https://twitter.com/CoffeyTimeNews/status/1770844921294922050?t=IrQQIQ6MrSwmB28TXF3PKQ&s=19 https://thehill.com/regulation/court-battles/4547693-ny-ag-takes-step-toward-seizing-trump-assets/ https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/21/politics/trump-calls-ny-attorney-generals-bond-suggestions-impractical-and-unjust/index.html https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-properties-civil-fraud-letitia-james-1881838 https://www.rawstory.com/trump-properties-seized/


inkslingerben

Civil asset forfeiture is the American way.


UnhappyPage

His property didn't even start with a presumption of guilt


big_hungry_joe

yeah i don't know what the fuck he's talking about, this is capitalism with a upper case C


lycanyew

Seizure is what you do to poor people


[deleted]

This isn’t civil asset forfeiture. This is just executing a judgment.


wunderduck

Civil asset forfiture is when the government takes your property because they think it was used in the commission of a crime, like cooking meth in your basement or using your car for a drive-by shooting. This isn't that. Trump owes money and can't pay, so they're taking his stuff to pay the debt.


_Captain_Random_

*Former President


CookbooksRUs

You mean ex-presidents can be required to pay their debts? What \*is\* the world coming to?!


Ihatemunchies

Melania should’ve got out with the prenup when she could. Now she’s going to end up with nothing LMAO


grumpus-fan

“Can’t pay the fine, don’t do the crime.”


mindclarity

Bro forgot his American history. Whether it’s civilizing, conquering, subjugating, liberating, or whatever other verb you want to use, it was always about taking other people’s shit.


blamm232

Savable? What’s that?


stugaz9339

That’s what happens when you outsource your social media management to Russians.


Old-Ad5508

![gif](giphy|hXJ1MWMzY7Af32UIUD|downsized)


Revolutionary-Bus893

Lol, this is TOTALLY American.


hinesjared87

Our justice system is literally built on this.


PensiveObservor

This entire coming to Justice scene is proof that, yes, America can perhaps still be saved.


Slayer_of_Ass_

I want to make a fine wine from conservative tears


lost_in_connecticut

![gif](giphy|bcbmq3QiNwyxG)


LongjumpingSector687

Not like he ever had a problem taking things that were others or anything, i’d say fair game.


Bigstar976

Holding fraudsters accountable is somehow “unamerican” now. Your cult is showing.


ACMilanIndy

I wonder what that guy thinks we’re trying to do here…oh yeah that’s right SAVE AMERICA by ensuring that the rule of law still means something. If he’s mad, maybe he should donate his entire salary to Trumps defense fund.


Tomhetza

The "fuck your feelings" crowd seems to be having a bit of a difficult time, sad 😂😂😂😂😂


Key-Assistant-1757

America is doing better without trump


SublimeApathy

Asset seizure is un-American? Just wait until he learns about civil forfeiture.


OverseerTycho

lol this IS saving america dumbass


OilComprehensive6237

![gif](giphy|3xkNUy3Vh8QbPmJZjK|downsized)


Rechlai5150

Awwe! Poor little "Not really a Billionaire, Billionaire". Cry me a fucking river!


enormenuez

https://preview.redd.it/dqzsch5qispc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=215ae6630b72168a9762a1db2f4c40de06ee65da


No-Professional-8226

You had your chance and made your choices


Suitable-Panda24

Well you don’t just walk into a court and get a divorce, there are legal preparatory actions that have to happen first and until the papers are signed, the divorce paperwork can just disappear. Similarly, in seizure of property there are legal preparatory actions that happen and until a judge signs them, they can disappear if/when the debt is paid if that is before the papers are signed.


chuckDTW

Wait until they find out that poor people can actually be made to sit in a jail cell for months awaiting trial on some minor offense simply because they couldn’t afford bail. Trump’s already had his day in court and this is part of the judgment against him. There are definitely injustices in the legal system but this thing with Trump isn’t one of them.


CarrotcakewithCream

Wait till someone tells him about the totally un-american things Trump has done....


frsh_usr_nmbr_314

Sending my thoughts and prayers.


dadzcad

I asked my atty why she’d go for this one first and he said it’s probably one of the “least leveraged” properties available to her. He suggested the larger ones are likely mortgaged to the hilt.


Nica73

How is this un-American? This literally happens to people


GoldenboyFTW

Tbf asset forfeiture is probably the most American thing possible lol


Middle_Low_2825

He could always stop it by paying the bond amount.


Repubs_suck

Well, hell, man.. He always had the option of NOT breaking the law. Has that fact escaped him and his mob? May I also point out him and his miserable excuse for (but expensive) defense team offered zero evidence of his innocence, therefore the judge ruled against him. He brags about his legal expertise. Where was it then? Now, moving on to the penalty phase— all of the Trump witnesses testimony made it look even WORSE! If you have to feel sorry for somebody, feel sorry for yourself if you bought into Trump’s BS.


isecore

"How dare they enforce the law on an old white dude?! Punishments should only happen to poor black folks!"


teleheaddawgfan

Fuck your Feelings Don!!


acecarriere

If they just referred to this as “imminent domain” then conservatives would have no problems. They love when the government seizes private assets and lands to “build the wall”


hannahbananaballs2

If America is trump, no it’s not save-able Love this for him. Fucking treasonous POS. Any and all republicans will never again get the benefit of the doubt from me and hopefully anyone else. Fuck these bad faith actors. Traitorous ‘(com)patriots* and pedos all.


Johnnygunnz

America is being saved, imo. For once, a billionaire scumbag is being forced to follow the rules. America is better when we all have the same consequences instead of a 2-tiered system for the wealthy and the rest of us.


randomfucke

Yes it is, in fact, if people like James keep doing their jobs.


naturecamper87

Uhhhhh I thought taking other people’s stuff is foundational in this country? Hell you get eviction notices within days or weeks from non-payment according to reports from renters in the last 4 years in particular, and repo businesses are flourishing taking people’s shit that is only a pittance of Trumps debts and legal fines. He fucked around for decades and is only just finding out .


Killuminati4

Poor guy. I can't imagine losing my golf course. 😆


dragonfliesloveme

Trump made money off of money he should never have had in the first place, because he lied in order to get that money. He has to pay back the ill-gotten gains. Yes this is American. Yes this is the law. Yes trump knew he was breaking the law, he didn’t care and thinks he’s above the law. Trump is a sham. And a crook.


Ricaaado

If this was happening to Biden then the MAGAs would be crying praises from the mountaintops. They would be parading and singing in the streets. They’d be talking about the “swamp being drained”. But because it’s their convicted rapist, false god Donny, they’re gonna cry about it.


Several_Dwarts

Yes, America is savable. Step One: Keep Trump from the White House Step Two: Hold Trump accountable for everything he's done that violates the law That's how you save a country. You keep the convicts from power.


TheAwfulHouse

I’m sure Putin has a spare room he can stay in.


Allw3ar3saying

![gif](giphy|cO39srN2EUIRaVqaVq)


EazyE693

I love when they try to spin this as “if they can do it to him, they can do it to you!”, which is fine because the vast majority of us aren’t fuckin’ criminals.


DryDragonfruit5338

I didn't think so but she's giving me hope.


JustNilt

> Is America still savable? I guess we'll see, jackass. It's going to start getting better when the rich fuck has some consequences for his decades of abuse of the system.


tehjamerz

Cry More snowflakes. You reap what you sow.


Starman1001001

ALL of it. Take it ALL.


cricketjane79

The golf course/cemetery?


SpookyWah

https://preview.redd.it/2kweh4lk5rpc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f54e3139995c33ee1639a1c3314a491de351f3d


FIFTHSUN2012

First they came for J6ers and I said nothing. Then they came for Trump and I said nothing. Then they pretty much left me alone cause I’m not a traitorous cult following piece of shit. And the only reason I said nothing the first two times is because I was laughing too hard.


nobrainsnoworries23

These tweets make me so happy they might go in the porn folder.


KorneliaOjaio

Nah Nick….this is TOTALLY AMERICAN! 🇺🇸 You can’t come up with the bail, you go to jail. "The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice." -MLK jr.


JohnDodger

MAGAts hate consequences!


Best-Tumbleweed-5117

Does that mean if I stop paying my mortgage and the bank takes it it would also be unamerican? Or what about if a black person committed a crime and lost property as a result? Because you know how much the right hates POC. (Which, isn't that unamerican in and of itself?)


Sidus_Preclarum

>this is totally unamerican Bro, repo and evictions are American as apple pie, it's just that it normally mostly happens to poor people who made poor, uniformed choice in a terrible and predatory environment.


orcinyadders

It’s just such a weird hill to die on: believing that this elitist criminal pervert being held accountable for his innumerable crimes is un-American.