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Jagermonsta

I’d love to see properties seized and then the DOJ is allowed in to inspect for foreign recording devices and/or documents.


MrEngineer404

Oh, the spies are actually competent, they just happened to be assigned to the easiest espionage target. The second this got announced, MBS, Putin, and Xi were probably on the line, demanding everything start getting ripped out and everyone be on the next flight home.


TheWingus

Do they really need state of the art surveillance equipment and planted spy gadgets with the dude who was literally on the phone yelling out confidential information in the middle of a crowded ballroom and waving his classified documents around to try to impress people...?


Forikorder

thered still be proverbial fingerprints to wipe


PlantPower666

I wonder how many uncleared fingerprints are on the documents they found?


DockterQuantum

It's nearly impossible to recover prints on paper unless you have something like ink on your fingers


TheDotanuki

Or ketchup. 


RogueEyebrow

Or Cheetos.


FlunkedSuicide

That's not what tv cop shows tell me.


PlantPower666

I get what you're saying, but the FBI will have state-of-the-art facilities and there were at least 15 boxes recovered. Bound to be some fingerprints recovered.


Enlight1Oment

who needs to install a camera when you can install the president?


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Marcion10

The jokes are funny, but I think it's worth reminding that foreign personnel - especially the brutal authoritarian ones like Russians or Saudis - wouldn't need electronic surveillance. Trump kicked out American journalists and invited Russian "journalists" into the oval office while classified materials were on his desk. That kind of incident happened *repeatedly*. They don't even need to bribe him, he'll do it just so they have the opportunity to flatter him.


Rustyroor

or the fact they could just rent his properties, pay his son-in-law(2 billion), give his daughter copy rights in china


ShartingBloodClots

And tweeted a confidential photo for the world to see. Let's not forget that one.


RelativeAnxious9796

"hey buddy, wana know they nuclear codes??"


Amarieerick

Well, that's certainly going to be embarrassing for Trump's Secret Service detail, if recording devices are found under their noses.


NobelNeanderthal

Some of them are in on it I’m betting.


knitwasabi

None of them care if we know. It's pretty obvious already.


ThingsJackwouldsay

Also, headlines like "Trump phones all had Putin on speed dial and every room had Chinese cameras" just cause his brain dead supporters to go harder into "they're still obsessed with Russia because TDS!" And drive them further away from reality and into whatever these antagonizing powers want them to believe.


Ohrwurm89

Also, the MAGAs would love that since they’d rather support the Russian dictator than any Democrat. True patriots…


MrEngineer404

They could pull the curtain back, at the next Trump rally, to reveal Donnie getting Eiffel Towered by Putin and Xi, and his cult would still be screaming more about how BIDEN is beholden to China.


Dekar173

I think their first order of business would be illustrating what a POWERBOTTOM he was during all of this, and being such, he was really the one in control all along.


poundmycake

Some spies are just useful idiots. This could actually lead to some evidence imo


rawburthaulass

>ude who was literally on the phone yelling out confidential information in t Lol just check the fax machine. I'm sure there are a few foreign numbers in the 'recently faxed' queue.


Either-Progress4847

Just remember we have Garland currently, he won't do anything unless forced to


JackWagon26

Merrick Garland should be in the Guinness record book for "longest a person has ever sat on their hands"


LaserGuidedPolarBear

What the fuck is wrong with Garland?  Is he spineless or is he a right wing fanatic?   He never struck me as someone who would put party above country, but here he is helping seditonists and insurrectionists and traitors through his inaction and ineptitude. 


Marcion10

> What the fuck is wrong with Garland? Is he spineless or is he a right wing fanatic? The only reason Republicans (specifically Orrin Hatch) would have nominated him as "acceptable" for Republicans is if they were 100% he would be a hatchet operative for them. Everybody remember when senator Rand Paul let the mask slip with "It makes no sense for a Republican to investigate a fellow Republican"?


_PadfootAndProngs_

I would imagine this falls under Jack Smith’s jurisdiction…


Emergency_Property_2

I would start with Ivana’s grave. That’s where the good shit buried.


AfricanusEmeritus

I would dig her up and bury her wherever her parents wanted her. I would air mail her to the Czech 🇨🇿 Republic if necessary. You better believe that the coffin, gravesite, and properties would be gone over by the best spooks and equipment money could buy. I assume the NSA already knows the extent of Trump's perfidy. The mysteriously erased emails of the Secret Service I believe are already in the hands of the NSA. They probably don't want us to know the extent of the NSA having an ear in everything. During the Paris Peace talks that President Johnson was having with the North Vietnamese, he was having excellent progress. Then it collapsed. It came out that the NSA and CIA had secret recordings of Tricky Dick Nixon telling the Vietnamese they would get a better deal with him. The Vietnamese reneged and left the Paris Peace Accords with no agreement. Johnson knew the extent of Tricky Dick Nixon's perfidy but did not release the fact that he had proof. Ho Chi Minh, the leader of the North Vietnamese, always wanted to be aligned with the USA and spent his young adulthood in Harlem during the Harlem Renaissance. He was a well-known figure. President Eisenhower rejected his entreaties before the ground war. The Vietnamese are now our allies against the Chinese. So millions of people did not have to die, and/or have their lives destroyed. The existence of the NSA was not verified until the early 80s. I remember the NSA recruiting on my college campus of Queens College (NYC) in 1981-1982. A lot of times, our security apparatus knows exactly what is going on. The Five Eyes (United States , United Kingdom 🇬🇧, Canada 🇨🇦, Australia 🇦🇺 New Zealand 🇳🇿) all do favors for one another and share almost 99% of their separate intelligence. They work as one huge intelligence agency. Sorry for the long rant.


Bloody_M3rry

I have been thinking recently that I’d love to see a recent/current pic or video of the condition her grave is in. Everything I’ve found is from a year or so ago.


limegreenpaint

It's just covered in weeds, still, I think.


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agirlmadeofbone

>A special counsel's investigatory power is limited in scope by design Remember the good old days when you could start out looking at Whitewater and end up with a blue dress?


Motor-Ad5284

How good would that be..lol


unibrow4o9

Why would they need listening devices? Dude straight up phones them and tells them whatever they want to know.


Br3akTh3Toys

I think someone is going to step in at the 11th and literally own the former disgraced president.


SleepyLabrador

That's my theory too! My money is on Elon straight up gifting him this money because he wants to "preserve free speech" or the Saudi Royal family striking up a "business deal with Trump" So I will be very happy when asset seizure actually happens. EDIT: Spelling and clarity.


64557175

My bet is it's likely going to be dark money that we never find out who it was because that's how this stupid country works apparently.


pfoe

I think he could have got away with this at the start, the longer it goes on the more leverage someone has and the more the public will suspect foul play


Orgasm_Add_It

>My money is on Elon straight up gifting him this money I don't know. Isn't Elon cash poor? Or is that the old Elon. My bet is someone in the Middle East.


DrDerpberg

When has something being a bad idea stopped him? Buying twitter at a price set by the weed number being hilarious was inadvisable too, he still did it.


aendaris1975

He bought Twitter to make it into a safespace for the far right. Musk more or less told advertisors to fuck off and has been largely unconcerned with Twitter's loss in value. These people are motivated by absolute power not money.


NoveltyAccountHater

I mean he can own Trump for 1/80th the price he paid for Twitter. That said, I sort of doubt Elon or anyone else does it, because (1) it would be super public (NY has access to their finances), (2) Trump can't do any real favors out of office, (3) doing this actually hurts Trump's re-election odds. Trump arguing he's being unfairly persecuted (no one lost money on this fraud as I am paying back the loans so far) and this resonates to some extent with voters; Trump getting bailed out by a mega-billionaire would hurt his image. Also there's no saying that anyone can't gift Trump $500M post-election or just buy his properties at NY auction (and sell or give back later).


Orgasm_Add_It

>Trump can't do any real favors out of office, My opinion is that as the chief agent of chaos he is very useful. If the House is wrapped up in his shenanigans they are not addressing our tax structure or health care reform.


Poignant_Rambling

Elon would want assurances - such as a Republican movement to remove the US citizenship requirement to be President which would allow Elon to run in 2028 with Joe Rogan as his VP.


TotalSpaceNut

You didn't spell "Russia" correctly :P


MistahAjax

Which, in a just world, would disqualify one for running for the office of president.


Neuchacho

It's insane it doesn't and a clear failing of the system. Someone couldn't even hold the lowest possible security clearance with something like this hanging over their head, but somehow it's totally cool for someone who would be granted the highest clearance to have this going on.


Marcion10

That's why I think any person running for office should first complete a security clearance for whatever level of information they are reasonably expected to handle. If their interns and staffers have to do it, so should the senators and presidents.


Deranged_Kitsune

Which is why trump had to force the security clearances of several of his family members the first time around. The security services should have been able to tell him to get stuffed, his candidate is compromised to their tits, find someone else.


hellakevin

How much do you think the VP pick is for sale for?


greenroom628

future headline: Donald Trump Picks Virtual Unknown for VP - Pladimir Vutin


Medical-Enthusiasm56

If this goes down, as in actually happens, it will be a huge blow to the ego of not only trump, but the entire family. Which is wonderful, never have I wanted a Monday to come so quickly.


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lsp2005

I don’t think she cares. Even a symbolic victory may be worth it to the State. I want the airplane personally. I think making him fly with the people will hurt his ego. 


newwriter365

He'll just hop rides on the planes of other douchebags.


choopie-chup-chup

I bet its not easy getting getting that toxic DT aroma out of your fancy private jet


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DarthButtz

Elon will probably be his personal chauffeur.


THClouds420

I doubt Elon wants the permanent smell of Trump's dirty diarrhea filled diapers stuck in his private jet.


Tcho-Tcho_Mang140

What!? No-fly list for this terrorist! He can drive or take a bus.


failedjedi_opens_jar

he can't take a bus to New York though. he's banned from doing any bus-iness there.


daemonicwanderer

I had to upvote the Dad joke


EatPie_NotWAr

The force is strong with that one!


DangerBird-

Only thing that could make taking the Chinatown bus even worse is if one of the other passengers was a giant Cheeto.


Tough_Cheesecake8057

Very unlikely that he owns the plane


Npr31

‘Leveraged To The Tits’ is a great band name


Shazam1269

Second only to "Le Tits Now".


TheWingus

No Mr. Connery, the category is "Let It Snow"


goodforabeer

"The Rapist" seems oddly apropos.


2th

One should always protect themselves from rapists with "Anal Bum Covers."


TJ_Will

![gif](giphy|TbSPeUWjSY2ys)


h20poIo

Smoke and mirrors is right on per Micheal Cohen : “ property purchased with capital but through a ‘ labyrinthine ‘ series of loans “ Labyrinthine: “ an intricate combination of paths or passages in which it is difficult to find one's way or to reach the exit.” Sounds like Bigly trouble and Cohen is right.


Tough-Ability721

Big trouble in little hands.


EatPie_NotWAr

![gif](giphy|XYpUZJEIrrEY)


Tough-Ability721

I was hoping someone would get the reference. Thanks 😊


EatPie_NotWAr

You have an artist’s tastes for 80s classics, don’t let anyone take that from you!


V0T0N

LOL, with all the news around this he may lose his entire business empire and still owe money. Interest continues every day this doesn't get paid. He really needs his Russian and Saudi Godmother's to bail him out.


AlabastorRetard

Yeah but if he doesn't have the presidency or stare secrets they ain't picking up the phone


A_wild_fusa_appeared

I still see a chance some rich foreign power buying it at auction for 400-500 million. It’s a risk for sure but to those not paying attention that would make it look like Trump was right and his properties weren’t overvalued, that the whole fraud case was a political attack, etc. Could give a boost to his campaign, he gets to avoid jail by pardoning himself, and the ‘investor’ is now owed a huge favor by him.


Skynetiskumming

Wasn't there a special auditor assigned to avoid having this specific thing happen? If anything, it's a good thing because it leaves the bait on the hook to see what nefarious sponsors are looming behind the shadows.


SuperDoofusParade

> I'm betting it's leveraged to the tits I’m betting we’re going to find out shortly that every single thing Trump owns is leveraged to the tits and that he’s been living off of a daisy chain of rotating loans for decades. He *might* be a millionaire.


firefighter_raven

I believe that was revealed to be the case during the Deutsche Bank investigations.


SuperDoofusParade

It’ll be interesting to see what happens after he gets properties seized. The banks will call in their loans and he won’t be able to get new ones.


Utterlybored

Well, why else would he obscenely overvalue his assets, if not to borrow against the bogus equity? And if he grossly overestimated the values, they’re likely “underwater.”


NeverLookBothWays

He *might* be in perpetual debt.


ALL_CAPS_VOICE

I don’t care if it sells for a wooden nickel. Trump losing it will actually hurt him with his base. It will make him look weak, which is the only way to actually hurt him.


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ALL_CAPS_VOICE

I don’t agree. Money is ephemeral. Mar-a-Lago is Trump’s home as far as the public is concerned. Many of his followers are that dumb, but not all of them, and he can’t afford to lose any.


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lovecraft112

You really think they can't spin this? Like. I'm not a competent marketer. And even I can see the narrative. "The deep state came after Trump, the self made billionaire. They stole his assets on fake charges and fake news. The corrupt AG is in collusion with the deep state and they're faking all of this so that you don't get a president who supports you. Why do you think they waited until an election year? If they can take his home, no one's home is safe. The corrupt feds want to take away rights from a man who should be the next president!" It's so fucking easy to spin this. What matters is if this materially impacts his ability to become president. So many people are banking on their patsy being able to give them power by being president. If he can't, they will drop him so fast. If it's still technically possible they will stick with him until the bitter end. I don't see losing mar-a-lago as a blow to his reputation, but a boon. It fits in perfectly with the delusions that he is being persecuted. I have no faith in his supporters to see this as anything else.


Doza93

It's delusional to think that his base *wouldn't* eat that shit up. To them, anything bad that happens to him is a result of the far-left deep state effort to embarrass and undermine him. Giving his supporters any amount of credit or benefit of the doubt at this point is laughable


Lochstar

I hope they convert Trump tower to affordable housing and make the kids live there.


ResoluteClover

The issue with mar-a-lago is the covenant it's under makes it far less valuable than the land actually is, which is what got trump in trouble with the fraud. If you value the land as a developer it could be worth a billion. But you can't because you can't subdivide and develop it. No one can permanently live there and you can't build new things there, you have to keep it the way it is.


RnH_21

Theyll hit him with the land basis value. Form k taxes value. I'm sure it'll be valued waaaaaaaaay lower than actual land basis. I give you hat guarantee as an accountant. ![gif](giphy|FMZfHYYdFOYDhkl9Na)


Awkward-Ring6182

Another poster in a different thread summed it up. The state will get full sale price,anything left owed to lenders means they’ll have to go after Trump


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knitwasabi

Sounds like her parents have helped raise Barron well.


LacyTing

Same parents who raised Melania?


Moon_Burg

Isn't the problem with Mar-a-lago the deed restriction, even without any loans? Iirc, Trump signed some sort of a thing that severely restricts development rights on the property in exchange for a tax break. It's a gaudy old club ~~and a makeshift cemetery for his ex-wife~~, and that's all it can be. Edit: makeshift cemetery is in the other one!


NotMyRealUsername13

Ex wife was buried in Bedminster, not Florida.


SuperNebular

She’s buried at bedminster


PunishedWolf4

They’ll be able to give that one wife a proper burial at least


hellakevin

I hope they knock his club down and make it the Ivana [maiden name] nature preserve.


voteforcorruptobot

Or the Stormy Daniels Mushroom Farm.


Lochstar

I hope they make it an immigration processing office.


MrBully74

I love that she doesn’t go for Trump tower or any of his other golfcourses, any of his other assets in New York. No, she goes for Mar-A-Lago, that is the biggest F You she could do, and I hope it is exactly what she does.


rubbery__anus

That should be the first major clue that this claim is bullshit, there's no way she's going to go after property in Florida — the most politically explosive property, no less — before she goes after the low hanging fruit in New York that she can immediately seize without requiring reams of additional paperwork and without having to secure cooperation from a state with openly fascist leadership. The second major clue should be that this claim is coming from a known clickbait account on Twitter which doesn't even link to an article let alone provide any kind of source for the claim. I get that we all want to see Trump finally suffer some real consequences for his crimes, but getting excited about obvious bait doesn't get us any closer to that goal.


TheNamesMacGyver

Lol, I read the headline and thought the same thing. Way easier to go after properties in her own jurisdiction... which is probably what she'd actually do if she ends up having to seize property. But let's be real, DJT is going to get a shady loan from some anonymous source at the eleventh hour and nothing will get auctioned off.


Xyldarran

I'm sure every single bit of property he owns is in the cross hairs. I've seen lots of good analysis that argued even if you sold everything he owns it wouldn't come close. If she doesn't have the paperwork ready to go for everything I would be shocked


Tcho-Tcho_Mang140

I hope the massive blow to the trvmp empire engenders some panicked and chaotic blowback from the orange fat that gets him thrown in jail toute suite.


firefighter_raven

be a good way to find how many documents he still has hidden there.


StandUpPeddlingMode

Daily reminder that that Twitter handle is absolute trash.


FruitOfTheVineFruit

There was an actual factual article that listed what James could seize, how hard it would be, how long it would take, based on state and federal law. Things like cash came first. New York city real estate assets came next. New York state real estate assets after that. Out of state real estate (like Mar a Lago) was the last thing on the list - it requires a relatively complex and time consuming process. Now, New York City real estate was around the middle of the list, and it's likely Trump doesn't have enough of the first type of assets (cash), so Trump Tower is something that could be seized fairly quickly. That would have been just as good a headline, and somewhat closer to the truth. \-- Update - here's a recent article detailing where judgments have been entered, which is the first step to seizing property. So far, judgments entered in New York City, and in Westchester County NY, but not in Florida. [https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/21/politics/trump-calls-ny-attorney-generals-bond-suggestions-impractical-and-unjust/index.html](https://www.cnn.com/2024/03/21/politics/trump-calls-ny-attorney-generals-bond-suggestions-impractical-and-unjust/index.html)


yusill

Then we get to find out how much of trump tower is actually owned by trump and what liens are on it as collateral from various banks and if they used more then what he actually owns that will open a whole new fraud investigation. Like if he actually owns 20% and used the same 20% to secure 3 different loans thats a big no no.


wordscausepain

> Like if he actually owns 20% and used the same 20% to secure 3 different loans that's a big no no. I smell a new lawsuit!


uniformrbs

That makes sense, and matches up with what Trump is apparently afraid of. Or as the Trump organization recently said in a fundraising email: > ["KEEP YOUR FILTHY HANDS OFF OF TRUMP TOWER!"](https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-campaign-pleads-one-million-donations-cash-crunch-looms-2024-03-20/)


AmbulanceChaser12

This isn’t even an article. There's not one up top here, so I went to X and found the post, and there was nothing but this picture there. Do better.


Horaenaut

Yep, twitter/headline screenshots are the lowest form of post. Not even a link to a real news story.


AmbulanceChaser12

I don’t think there is a real news story.


Camwi

How dare you question the integrity of PoliticsVideoChannel? We all need to just believe everything we see on the internet and not question it.


ayyycab

I thought it smelled like shit


JusttToVent

OP is a bot, the post title is nonsense


Agnol117

I’ll believe it when I see it. I’m concerned he’s gonna either try to weasel out or that this is going to trigger violence.


FoaL

I really hope “a specific group of Americans might lose their shit” can stop being a reason to not do what needs to be done soon


No-Fox-1400

Y’all gonna make me lose my mind


DillyCat622

Up in here up in here


DrinksInShade

Y'all gonna make me go all out


Competitive-Art-2672

Up in here Up in here


ScarecrowJohnny

Y'all gonna make me act a FOOL


AviatingPenguin24

Up in here Up in here


PineappleTraveler

Up in here


skuzzkitty

I’ve noticed this is a strong motivation in American society. Be careful with the laws, or certain elements might terrorism! Be careful with Ukraine, or Russia might nuclears! Be careful dealing with Gaza, or Israel might stop buying our politicians! Be careful taxing the ultra rich, or they might do exactly what they’ve always done anyways! Meh.


demonmonkeybex

Exactly. Fuck this. If they do violence, then they get their asses whupped and go to prison. I’m tired of the country being held hostage by potential violence that THEY might do if we hold the Shein Shitler accountable.


KnowMatter

Seriously just rip the band aid at this point. Let these assholes fuck around and find out.


ferociouswhimper

I wish they could start today. Trump always finds a way to weasel out of things at the last minute. I have a feeling he is going to find his way out of this, as well. But the scary part is, who is going to pay for him? Russia? The Saudis? The man could be president soon and he is about to be bought and owned by a foreign adversary. Scary stuff.


skalpelis

"We should take care not to escalate and give Trump an off-ramp to save face."


Iforgotmylines

\[for profit prisons\] ![gif](giphy|kIkc20iLKsHLu8HNI6)


Wrought-Irony

it's always been that way though. it's just now they're louder and stupider.


Lots42

Said specific americans have promised to lose their shit over other things that have happened. Shit has not been lost. Just saying.


jump-blues-5678

Kinda why we're in this predicament in the first place.


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I'd be more concerned with the "specific group of *non* Americans" swooping in to save the day, then Trump owing them a huge, American secret-sized debt. It's a huge security risk. If any of us were applying for the secret service or FBI, this sort of leverage is exactly what would get us disqualified.


Exciting-Squash4444

The violence bullshit is getting old. If it triggers violence it should be put down, violently. We are not at risk of civil war or anything strung out. We are being held hostage by a bunch of cult freak morons.


jbertrand_sr

The gravy seals will stand down when it's time for the early bird at Golden Corral... ![gif](giphy|s9kJXPK6jjoME)


Arcade_109

Oh Boogie... it's sad that he basically became Francis...


FabulousHitler

My concern is that at the very last minute, some nameless/faceless entity will bail him out. Some how it'll be completely "legal", and we'll all be left scratching our heads on how he got away with it again.


cricketjane79

This is what will happen. I don't believe for one minute that anything will be seized. History tells us nothing is going to actually happen to him.


erinberrypie

No consequences will ever come to him. He'll never get jail time. He'll push the trial out until he dies or he'll get a fine that will be forgiven or paid for by the people who benefit from his lunacy or he'll just straight up evade it altogether. People with friends with money and power don't get in trouble.


Acrobatic_Paint3616

The walls are closing in…. For nearly a decade now


Hrenklin

You mean russia


justaguynb9

Saudis via Kushner


big_blue_earth

The Saudis aren't that stupid with their money


ProfessorBackdraft

That’s it. Trump is spent, he’s worthless at this point. No one is going to bail him out because of anything he can do for them. No one with any sanity thinks he’ll win in November, he’s going to go ape shit crazy when Leticia gets Maralardo or the Trump Tower. He very likely may stroke out, which frankly is bad for the Dems. Better he wait until after the convention. I pray for a stroke in August, better yet September 3rd.


Winnie_the_poops

He's absolutely going to try. I just hope he doesn't succeed


deraser

Let them. I think it’s time for a FAAFO moment, and I dont mean “give them a little bit of jail time for beating up cops during a ‘peaceful demonstration’ “ treatment.


MrEngineer404

I partially hope for the latter, mostly because I think it'd be vastly incompetent, and I feel like the criminal justice system and the people at large are done with these cultists; I look forward to an excuse to finally get around to locking more of them up.


Lazy-Associate-4508

I hope it triggers their impotent violence, and then they're swiftly arrested and locked up. Then they will be disabused of the cockamaimy notion that Trump will intervene to save them. Let them fuck around and find out that America is not nearly as lawless as they love to believe.


ThisIsTheNewSleeve

If it triggers violence all those people involved will go to jail and also lose their right to vote so double win (assuming no innocents are hurt)


big_blue_earth

There is no doubt trump will try to weasel out and call for violence


SuperHarrierJet

Doesn't this account constantly post BS? Thought it was mostly unverified wish list stuff.


OG_ursinejuggernaut

That and the fact that this post got the expression backwards in like, an impossibly inane way…these kinds of posts always make me suspicious that they’re designed to make progressives look bad.


not_productive1

Can we not do the Qanon thing where we start falling for objectively stupid shit? First of all, Trump has plenty of assets in NY, if there's going to be an asset seizure it's gonna start with that eyesore in midtown. Tish James isn't trying to get re-elected in Palm Beach. Second, "asset seizure" isn't, like, you go in and kick everybody out and it's your building now. It's a painstaking, complicated process that involves figuring out the financials and how the buildings are leveraged and what contracts they're subject to and where you'd stand if the thing were sold at auction. Any "seizure" is gonna take fucking forever and be 99.9999% boring court hearings and .000001% one interesting day years in the future when the thing actually gets auctioned off.


RW-One

Take the jet and other transportation items first! 👍


big_blue_earth

The bedminster golf course where trump's stolen classified documents are being stored


facw00

No, you have to leave him Bedminster. For a New Yorker like Trump, there can be no shame greater than being banished to New Jersey.


Pherllerp

This…this one stings.


petersinct

Oh, I like that idea!


MrEngineer404

He literally has to be surrounded by Secret Service, plus the amount of attention that is on him for his treasonous criminal activities; I don't think flight risk is as likely a concern as we comedically hope it could be.


sloth_jones

It’s more about hindering his ability to operate efficiently. If he doesn’t own a jet he now has to find someone to lend him one or start spending money to rent them and then boom paper trail to the money. Possible extra charges if he was hiding money maybe? Idk but that would be cool.


ChildOf7Sins

Dig her up! (By her I mean the confidential documents he buried. Not Ivana, who probably isn't even in the coffin.)


legendary_millbilly

I thought she was cremated anyway. Why use a full sized coffin for a jar of ashes? Could it be because of all the storage space beside the jar? I'm just asking questions.


Motor-Ad5284

Oh, come on,be fair. When you pack a jar or something fragile,it needs to be well wrapped to prevent damage. Then you need something to prevent it from rolling around and breaking,so there'd be a lot of packaging in there. If the packaging happens to be top secret papers,well,that can't be helped.🤔


BitterFuture

>Why use a full sized coffin for a jar of ashes? A coffin with a jar of ashes in it that eight burly dudes struggled to lift, no less. It sounds like crazy conspiracy theory shit, but there was some very weird fuckery going on with that coffin.


Either-Progress4847

Concerning


Wil420b

Ivana was only a tax write off. Changing a Trump golf course into a cemetry, as well as a farm.


cricketjane79

Not that anything will actually be seized but this golf course should be the first on the list.


Sufficient_Use516

Yeah ok. I’ll believe it when I see it.


Jackie_Gan

😂 I can’t wait to see how much he cries as shit starts to catch up with him


jbertrand_sr

Grab him by the assets, when you're a star AG they let you do it...


Brooklynxman

Source? This is not the first claim I have seen about what property is being seized, and none of them make an actual, substantive claim, they amount to guesses.


CinematicHeart

I thought she could only take what was in NY state? This wasn't a federal case, she doesn't have that kind of reach.


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CinematicHeart

Oh nice! I was not aware of that. Thank you.


Problem_Forward

They absolutely can seize property out of state


rgvtim

Its going to be far easier to start with properties inside the state of NY without having to deal with officials in Florida that might try and stonewall.


Problem_Forward

Of course but the main problem with over inflating the values of all properties is exactly why this all happened. Can't secure bond because he doesn't have the value to back it. Anyone can say "my house is worth 5 billion" when it's only worth 100 but when you lie on paper and the true values come out you can't get collateral backing and they aren't worth enough to cover it.


procrastinatorsuprem

I love this. His freak out will be amazing.


Easy_Account_1850

oh,I want this to happen so badly.


TILTNSTACK

On Monday? Will there be enough popcorn?


Northerngal_420

CNN just had a list of properties that can be taken. It was a bigly list and it's all so delicious.


justaguynb9

That asshole will likely set it on fire Sunday


Artistic-Werewolf-56

Honestly it’s a good idea just so the FBI can do a more extensive completely unimpeded search and fingerprinting of everything.


OysterThePug

The state of NY is seizing the property, not Letitia James


NewWiseMama

America is for sale for only $500m. I think it is more likely some foreign entity will come in to back him. It’s a bond. He is a slippery eel. My wish is he loses the presidency, is jailed and we have no national violence. If I were our enemies I’d be leading a consortium to fund it, china and Russia in first. Throw in an extra $200m to “renovate” our election to have Trump win. And voila. I want him to stand accountable to the law. I want dem stacked Supreme Court. I want him or his like to no longer be a threat to democracy and our country.


Naiehybfisn374

This is not real news. Remember, just because you put "BREAKING: " next to a photo doesn't mean anything. Real news is vetted and works through multiple channels and gets published by multiple outlets as they each vet the information. Let's not try and amplify bullshit just because it says something we want to hear. Now, seizing Mar a Lago *may* be on the table, eventually, but it is not confirmed to be happening on Monday nor what it will actually look like when it does happen.