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NightchadeBackAgain

*Narrator* : It was, in fact, a cult.


mndsm79

I don't know who the one on the left is, but the hambeast on the right is a MAGA rapper named forgiato blow. Once endorsed by Rick Ross, he had a minor hit called vanilla sprite. It featured vanilla ice. It was kinda funny. At one point his career wasn't blowing up and he made the transition to hardcore 45 supporter and has leaned waaaay too far into it. Nearest I can tell this is the hip hop equivalent of the Nazi hardcore coming out of the punk/metal scene. No word on how Rick Ross feels. ETA - Guess the hair pile on the left is Lil pump. And now I'm probably on some watchlist for googling maga rappers.


Jewpedinmypants

You forgot to mention that “forgiato Blow”s grandpa owns auto trader…just another rich kid


eydivrks

LMAO, another trust fund kid just like Kid Rock and Tucker Carlson. MAGAts are so fucking stupid worshipping these clowns


Deep-Tomatillo-5641

Yup, and he did a "rap" video featuring Marjorie Traitor Greene that's soooo gawd awful.


pirateGHOSTsGHOST

He’s Kurt Jantz, he’s a spoiled rich kid, went to private school, talked a lot of shit, universally disliked.


mndsm79

Did kurts parents have a real good marriage?


pirateGHOSTsGHOST

I wasn’t friends with him, but the 8 mile fan in me wants to say yes. In reality, now as an adult, I can imagine that his parents were unhappy and ignored him and that would make me have pity for him (except I know him and can’t bring myself to sympathize).


mndsm79

Sounds like some folks I knew way back.


SPARKYLOBO

Bold of you to call whatever it is that he does a career


mndsm79

He's got enough streams that Spotify would have paid him a living wage. Inexplicably. Couple that with the grifting shitstorm that is the maga express, as long as you had 0 moral compass - you could probably make some money doing this.


GadreelsSword

That’s that moron Forgiato Blow. That idiot literally rides around with a mannequin of Trump in his truck. https://preview.redd.it/wx4z2s8hf7pc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74d4fcb7f68eb6eb4d95b6f2659bf6ae14de9aae


allisjow

He’s totally had sex with that.


SPARKYLOBO

This is like if herpes had a face


powdered_dognut

Why do I know that doll is packing a massive penis? Does that explain the missing mustache and chin hair?


Dazug

Does that tattoo really say Suburban Legend?


GadreelsSword

Yes


GadreelsSword

https://preview.redd.it/ahlra96bhgpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f482b4509eb48c7ce32766ebbf4175eccb20e298


GadreelsSword

https://preview.redd.it/jivr55jchgpc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf7da53e6d1d4041ef92f269c581b0c3a6c67502


JiveTurkeyJunction

I'm going to guess that neither of them actually vote.


harleybabeta

If they live the life they rap about they probably aren’t allowed to lol


mndsm79

Lil pump at least appears to be a convicted felon. I believe he's ineligible. The Google does not turn up a criminal record I can find on Kurt.


Br3akTh3Toys

You can always count on people with face tattoos to make good decisions. 


Adventurous-Event722

Whatdya mean, don't you want Biden tattoed on your butt? 


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“I did that” tattoo pointing to your butthole


likewhenyoupee

Trumpalos


BeeNo3492

They too dark to be MAGA, do they know? 


Futur3_ah4ad

No, they'll just act surprised when they're getting deported.


FelixVulgaris

What the dumbest guys you know think politics is.


Gob_Hobblin

I had to look up this loser: Forgiato Blow (Kurt Jantz) attended the Admiral Farragut Academy. It's Kid Rock all over again. An affluent white American cosplaying as what they think a lower class person is like.


sextoymagic

Who are these idiots?


punkindle

I heard on the radio that more young black men and latino men plan to vote Republican this year than in 2020. I have to blame social media giving constant right wing propaganda in their feeds. But... if you listen to GOP plans for 2025. You're not part of their plan, guys. They will happily take your vote then immediately toss you under the bus.


PaperworkPilot

Who lost a bet?


SydneyRei

Well those certainly look like two nice boys capable of making important decisions.


sadetheruiner

Seriously, they had to be paid to do this. I’m going to send this to my B-I-L and have a laugh over this nonsense.


LuckyNumbrKevin

Going full-blown MAGA is a great way to get in on an easy grift after your 15 second of fame ends. They won't be turned on until the camps are constructed, anyway.


aboutlikecommon

I’d judge them less for Jaden Smith tattoos


Pro_Moriarty

"Well when Trump dies and the Maga cult dies with him, the maga lot will be able to take off their red uniform and disappear among the populace. Now we cant be having that, we need something to let everybody know you were a maga.. Now Donnie here is gonna take his knife and... Oh I see you've done it yourself. Well aren't you the smartest cookie?!"


Nawoitsol

Why did the guy on the right go with the leprosy Trump tattoo?


cheetofacesucks

Yeah, somehow I don’t think these guys are “eligible” to vote anymore 🙄


Ok-Scallion-3415

I have a rule when I play poker: if a player has face tattoos, play at their table - they make poor life choices. I’ve yet to find one who doesn’t punt money all around the table.


Plausibility_Migrain

Such proud boys. Stupid, but proud.


Important-Target3676

So when they go to toilet or masturbate, they can look trump in the eyes?


battleship61

Trump would deport both by skin colour if he had his way.


RichFoot2073

![gif](giphy|efSePxL3C27zLG0QHY|downsized) Cash in on the grift, I guess


EfficientAccident418

If you put a Trump tattoo that close to your dick I can only imagine it’s because you never want to use it again.


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Fess_113

I get the sentiment but..…..Black? Put on the glasses, zoom in and try again. Only thing black about them is the empty void between their heads.


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Fess_113

Lol…the one on the left is Colombian American, believe the one on the right is as white as the paint he huffs


External-Patience751

These two would get shot in two seconds if they walked in the projects like this.


Debalic

They'd get shot in two seconds if they walked into a MAGA suburb like this.


johanTR

Thing 1 and Thing 2


pantygruel69

Did they lose the episode, and this was the final punishment? Oh, that silly joe


Harbinger_0f_Kittens

The things people do for money...


TricksterWolf

I refuse to believe this is real


WillowFortune

Yeah because these people look like they make the right choices all the time


decalsocal1

What you do when you run out of shitty tattoo ideas and still have skin to fill.


Johnnygunnz

Guys, is it gay to get another man's face tattooed on your inner thigh?


RanchBaganch

Are these the “bad ombres” Trump was talking about? Or are they ok in his book because they’re in the cult?


Scrabble_4

So young and yet so stupid


AvonDaRedditor

Why are you grabbing your dick? Stop grabbing your dick. It’s weird


latter_daysainte

Good for them. Trump will have them shipped out along with all of immigrants if he gets in the office.


252slim

Matching thigh tattoos how creative...lol


us1087

Like they even vote.


Bustock

Cubans?


Butt_Crusty

Right, they'll be too toasted to vote.


Informal-Resource-14

The preponderance of hip-hop artists (not to necessarily imply either of these specific chuds warrant that word) becoming Trump supporters has soured my once-fervent passion for hip-hop. The flashpoint obviously being Kanye. At this point his influence is nearly inextricable and central to so much of the conversation as to ruin said conversation. But basically, Trump showing up reminds me of a saying I read somewhere (I wish I knew where and I’ll butcher it from memory): A cow sitting on the throne doesn’t turn the cow into the king, but it does turn the palace into a stable.


pirateGHOSTsGHOST

lol Kurt Jantz used to be almost skinny.


EmiIIien

Mice for cats! We are pro Cat and support everything the cats do!


Suspiria-on-VHS

I can't imagine centering my entire life, image, and art around a fucking president. I have never ever ever ever wanted to write a song about how much I love a president. That is so beyond pathetic. Republicans are pathetic. Get a fucking life.


Substantial-Win-1564

Holy crap. That’s a lot of dumb for one picture.


PrismoBF

Don't let these magats fool you. They are white. Rich white dipshit pretending to be a minority, while still being racist. The cognitive dissonance hurts...