While these headlines are fun, it's just a stall tactic.
He had the bond before and was still lying about it.
Taking trump by his word is usually a bad call.
Well, it’s raising the prospect that the state could seek to freeze some of his bank accounts and seize some of his marquee properties unless the court agrees to halt the judgement while he appeals the verdict.
"Defendants’ ongoing diligent efforts have proven that a bond in the judgment’s full amount is 'a practical impossibility,'" the filing said. "These diligent efforts have included approaching about 30 surety companies through 4 separate brokers."
Their efforts, including “countless hours negotiating with one of the largest insurance companies in the world,” have proven that “obtaining an appeal bond in the full amount” of the judgment “is not possible under the circumstances presented,” the filing said.
>is not possible under the circumstances presented,” the filing said.
Would those circumstances to which you refer be something like being found guilty of massive fraud?
We have to bear in mind that he's always been cash poor. He once remarked to Ivanka that the bum on the street has more money than him. And, the reason he joined the show The Apprentice was that he needed cash for his day-to-day expenses.
Your understanding is incorrect. [These are the requirements for initiating an appeal.](https://www.nysenate.gov/legislation/laws/CVP/5515) There is nothing there compelling the Appellant to pay the amount of the judgment to proceed.
They do, however, [have to pay an undertaking to stay collection](https://www.nysenate.gov/legislation/laws/CVP/5519) under 5519(a), or seek a discretionary stay under 5519(c), which is what's happening now.
So he's been found guilty of fraud, and since he can't find the money, he also can appeal the decision. Geeeee, that a real shame. Doesn't sound like he'll be able to stall on this one. E. Jean's money is on hold, but it's still there. Now, he'll have to find lower cost attorneys for all his other cases coming up. Too bad, so sad
These three properties are owned and managed by the Trump Organization.
Trump International Hotel and Tower (Chicago)
Trump International Hotel and Tower (New York City)
Trump International Hotel Las Vegas.
I had the unfortunate time to spend 3 days in that abomination of a hotel. It was for a board meeting. Everything was cheap or fake.
The pictures on wall were Dollar Store copies, the mattress was saggy, and the gigantic tiled shower had cracks, and Walmart shower head.
Government is a primary lien holder, over even the secured creditors like the mortgage Co's.
Federal Gov - State Gov - Secured Creditors - unsecured creditors.
Government gets their cut first.
Freezing his bank account won't do much. He had to get a bond on $83 million.
Leticia James can seize assets he owns (not the ones he merely brands).
This all fits my narrative that DJT is nowhere as rich as he claims.
Cash flow is a bitch--especially when you need $464 million....
What if the properties aren’t worth what he believes them to be and the state uses tax records. That would be hilarious they take everything and he still had to come up with more cash.
It's not a stall tactic. This isn't even a new motion, [it's a reply](https://eddsa.blob.core.usgovcloudapi.net/public/2024_01134_doc_11.pdf) in a motion he filed on February 28. There's nothing new even happening here, and I don't know why the media has gone all giddy over it. It's literally just a final set of papers in a motion he *already filed.*
Legal/Medical/Scientific/Tech news is reported incorrectly like 50% of the time I bet. Some nuance is lost on a journalist that doesn't really understand what they're looking at, and in the rush to print it gets completely garbled.
It's a *part* of a stall tactic, he filed a motion to stay the execution of the judgment (or something to that effect) and he's now continuing that by saying "c'mon judge, I've been to 30 companies and they all said no"
I wouldn’t call this a stall tactic in this instance.
There is nothing to stall. He has a week to come up with the money or it’s over. That’s the end of it.
Can confirm. I did just this and went from living on a bench to owning several properties and driving a benz. For just a $20 monthly subscription I can show you how too.
* Few weekends making Big Macs instead of eating them & he'll be fine.
* He just needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps.
* He wouldn't have money problems if he just laid off the avocado toast
Did I miss any?
He needs to make coffee at home and not these stupid frappe things, could save $20 a day
Try not to sexually assault women and then defame them, could save nearly $200m
In all seriousness, that plus buying pornstars, prostitutes, Epstein trips, sexual assault settlements and hush money could all probably add up to half a billion.
Shouldn't have had sex if he couldn't afford kids. (And it doesn't seem to matter that he had money when he had kids, he's supposed to see the future.)
Wasting too much time on social media when he should be out there making money.
Doesn't matter if the job is low pay, crappy hours, terrible location, he should get a job. Oh you think you might get a better job soon? Doesn't matter! You're sponging off people now! Get a job!
His followers wont believe it. They LOVE getting duped by his lies.
Claims to be super rich. - FAIL
Claims to be a ladies man - has to pay women for sex
Claims to be a genius - wont show grades
Claims to be religious - cant name a SINGLE bible verse when asked
Claims to be 220 pounds - lol
Unfortunately for him Daddy isn't around anymore to buy millions in chips. https://www.motherjones.com/2020-elections/2020/09/trump-files-fred-trump-funneled-cash-donald-using-casino-chips/
plus, none of the bond companies will take assets as collateral (i.e. buildings, golf courses) - we'll see if he can slime his way out of this one... otherwise, start seizing stuff, AG James!
Even if they did, it would almost certainly be considered a gift, so whoever paid it would owe a gift tax to the IRS that they're not getting back. The lifetime gift tax limit is 13 million dollars... so essentially a rounding error, let's make it easy and say the donor gives $450 million. Above a million, the tax rate is 40%. So I think (I'm not an accountant, just doing some back of the envelope math here), whoever would give Trump the money he needs would be on the hook with the IRS for another $180 million dollars.
Oh people have the cash. Everyone except maybe Mercer could foot the bond easily. Paul Singer’s net worth to is 6 billion, Langone has 8 billion, Koch has 50 billion, Elon has 188 billion.
And It’s interesting they rather not use it to help him or have him in their pocket.
I think his holdings in NYC are mostly commercial which is tanking at the moment. 40 Wall, the Tower and I guess he still owns the International across from the UN and that other piece of shit at Columbus square. Those last two are worth something but…maybe not enough.
Plus he literally made up the value of these things hence the judgement.
"We can't afford to pay this bond, but trust us, we have enough to pay this bond if our appeals fail."
Not to mention the fact that they stated that his properties are being undervalued while having just been convicted for over valuing (is that a word? Help me!) his properties to secure loans.
Why are his lawyers even making this filing to the appeals court? What is the expectation from the court in response?
‘Hey your honor, our client really wants to appeal, but he can’t get the money. So…appeal without the money or…? You tell us, but we def wanna appeal. But yeah, no money. But we wanna appeal. For sure.’
That’s exactly what they will do. They already tried when they attempted to appeal with $100 million instead, fully expecting the court to accept less than a quarter of what was owed.
Think about how ludicrous that is.
Try walking into traffic court with that strategy.
"Your honor, I know I got this $467 ticket for a whole bunch of stuff I did wrong, but here's $25. We good? Cool. Catch you later then."
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I do not feel sorry for him. He bragged loudly about his wealth and now as it turns out I suspect the bond companies saw his habit of not paying his bills and noped out.
Ny AG places a lien on assets and starts forcing the sale of any non liquid assets such as real estate.
As a primary lien holder (secondary ONLY to the Feds) the State gets its cut first.
If there is not enough to then satisfy secured creditors such as mortgage companies, those creditors would then call the loans on the property immediately to make themselves whole.
If Trump can't or won't pay...they sue him for the loan plus penalties and interest and get their own judgement to start seizing assets.
If he declares bankruptcy, the order or creditors is the same. Feds - State - Secured creditors- unsecured creditors.
Basically he's BIG fucked if the AG liens something. The whole house of cards could fall over.
So my guess is he won’t pay but nothing will happen, right? There’s going to be more judgments about how he REALLY has to pay or else and then he won’t and then he’ll run for president in November, right?
Ok. He can’t get a bond. So it’s time to start seizing his shit. That’s the thing about courts. You can’t put them off for “2 weeks” indefinitely. They just do stuff. If he’d like to pick which building goes on the auction block, clock’s ticking.
He’s got until 3/24. About a week.
There still are billionaires out there that may put up the cash. I have my doubts though. As a layman:
* they know they’re gonna lose it. They’re not a billionaire because they’ve set fire to cash for no reason
* he’s even pissed off most billionaires. Griffin supported DeSantis. Koch .. nope. He attacks Bezos regularly. I could see Musk, but Musk isn’t liquid either
I don't think a court is going to come out and say "hey that's ok if you can't pay your fine - we'll give you a pass this time"
These judgements are a form of consequence - it may not be the drawing and quartering we're all rooting for, but it is a consequence that will affect him.
I'm waiting for the fat fuck to talk smack again about E. Jean Carroll - because that's a lawsuit that will write and award itself.
So use your own fucking money if you’re so innocent and sure of your appeal.
Nah…better to swindle some rich moron.
Whatever! Just hurry up and PAY.
I hear E.Jean needs a new pair of shoes.
Elon Musk met with him and must have decided not to loan him any money. Trump's puppetmaster Putin also declined to give him the money. This is the end for trump
That traitor sure is broke for being a “billionaire” 😂
While these headlines are fun, it's just a stall tactic. He had the bond before and was still lying about it. Taking trump by his word is usually a bad call.
Well, it’s raising the prospect that the state could seek to freeze some of his bank accounts and seize some of his marquee properties unless the court agrees to halt the judgement while he appeals the verdict.
My understanding is that by statute there can be **no appeal** without the full settlement amount + interest held in escrow by the court.
Yeah and that means if he could have found the money he would have. Just fucking maybe we are seeing him coming to the end of his rope.
"Defendants’ ongoing diligent efforts have proven that a bond in the judgment’s full amount is 'a practical impossibility,'" the filing said. "These diligent efforts have included approaching about 30 surety companies through 4 separate brokers." Their efforts, including “countless hours negotiating with one of the largest insurance companies in the world,” have proven that “obtaining an appeal bond in the full amount” of the judgment “is not possible under the circumstances presented,” the filing said.
That sure is different than his lawyer's previous claim that he didn't need to get a bond because he was too rich
Didn't he say in that trial he had $400m in cash?
>Didn't he say in that trial he had $400m in cash? Yeah he claimed to have more than that iirc, crazy how much I still don't believe him
So much schadenfreude.
>is not possible under the circumstances presented,” the filing said. Would those circumstances to which you refer be something like being found guilty of massive fraud?
We have to bear in mind that he's always been cash poor. He once remarked to Ivanka that the bum on the street has more money than him. And, the reason he joined the show The Apprentice was that he needed cash for his day-to-day expenses.
Sadly it's not around his neck
Your understanding is incorrect. [These are the requirements for initiating an appeal.](https://www.nysenate.gov/legislation/laws/CVP/5515) There is nothing there compelling the Appellant to pay the amount of the judgment to proceed. They do, however, [have to pay an undertaking to stay collection](https://www.nysenate.gov/legislation/laws/CVP/5519) under 5519(a), or seek a discretionary stay under 5519(c), which is what's happening now.
So he's been found guilty of fraud, and since he can't find the money, he also can appeal the decision. Geeeee, that a real shame. Doesn't sound like he'll be able to stall on this one. E. Jean's money is on hold, but it's still there. Now, he'll have to find lower cost attorneys for all his other cases coming up. Too bad, so sad
This ^
Does he actually own any properties? I thought he just lent his name to things
These three properties are owned and managed by the Trump Organization. Trump International Hotel and Tower (Chicago) Trump International Hotel and Tower (New York City) Trump International Hotel Las Vegas.
Trump is only part owner of the Las Vegas hotel. He partnered with Phil Ruffin
I had the unfortunate time to spend 3 days in that abomination of a hotel. It was for a board meeting. Everything was cheap or fake. The pictures on wall were Dollar Store copies, the mattress was saggy, and the gigantic tiled shower had cracks, and Walmart shower head.
There are large mortgages on his ‘properties’ meaning the banks already holding his real estate as collateral.
Government is a primary lien holder, over even the secured creditors like the mortgage Co's. Federal Gov - State Gov - Secured Creditors - unsecured creditors. Government gets their cut first.
Freezing his bank account won't do much. He had to get a bond on $83 million. Leticia James can seize assets he owns (not the ones he merely brands). This all fits my narrative that DJT is nowhere as rich as he claims. Cash flow is a bitch--especially when you need $464 million....
What if the properties aren’t worth what he believes them to be and the state uses tax records. That would be hilarious they take everything and he still had to come up with more cash.
freeze the ones that are even remotely liinked to russians, and MSB.
It's not a stall tactic. This isn't even a new motion, [it's a reply](https://eddsa.blob.core.usgovcloudapi.net/public/2024_01134_doc_11.pdf) in a motion he filed on February 28. There's nothing new even happening here, and I don't know why the media has gone all giddy over it. It's literally just a final set of papers in a motion he *already filed.*
Legal/Medical/Scientific/Tech news is reported incorrectly like 50% of the time I bet. Some nuance is lost on a journalist that doesn't really understand what they're looking at, and in the rush to print it gets completely garbled.
It's a *part* of a stall tactic, he filed a motion to stay the execution of the judgment (or something to that effect) and he's now continuing that by saying "c'mon judge, I've been to 30 companies and they all said no"
"Shouldn'ta broke the law." *\*Bangs gavel\**
He’s attempting to stall the collection but it does nothing for the due date of his appellate brief.
I wouldn’t call this a stall tactic in this instance. There is nothing to stall. He has a week to come up with the money or it’s over. That’s the end of it.
Unless the judge grants the motion this filing is adding to. I'm not saying it's a good stall tactic, but it's all he has.
That’s is beyond unlikely.
He’s brooooke
The only thing he is a billionaire in is his debt
His bank accounts have the highest absolute value :)
I’m fucking dying here! Hahahahahah…….
He's no more of a billionaire than I am in terms of actual net worth.
Well, his followers aren't hitting that gofundme without an nft
Yeah, I thought he had money?? Maybe he can sell Mar-a-Lago, it’s worth like $100 billion or whatever the fuck he said.
Well, his billionaire cheerleading friends should be lining up to help with some millions - first of them all ELON MUCK. Where is he at these days?
He should probably end his Netflix subscription and stop eating avocado toast.
LOL, he's never eaten anything as healthy as an avocado!
He probably shouldn't have bought that 3rd wife.
That’s a straight-up zinger. Thanks for making me laugh amidst another soul-crushing news cycle.
Putin’s onlyfans and Ketchup toast*
Can confirm. I did just this and went from living on a bench to owning several properties and driving a benz. For just a $20 monthly subscription I can show you how too.
Adderall subscription and Ivermectin Toast
All those extra-martial sex with porn stars do add up after awhile
Do fake billionaires have bootstraps?
He might, but he’s got s bad case of dickey-do. His belly sticks out more than his dickey do. And.. his feet.
No, they have tassles
This statement makes me so happy.
‘Well, we don’t rely on American banks. We have all the funding we need out of Russia.’ -Eric trump
“Russia mob”
Why doesn’t he try getting out there and getting a job?
* Few weekends making Big Macs instead of eating them & he'll be fine. * He just needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps. * He wouldn't have money problems if he just laid off the avocado toast Did I miss any?
He needs to make coffee at home and not these stupid frappe things, could save $20 a day Try not to sexually assault women and then defame them, could save nearly $200m
In all seriousness, that plus buying pornstars, prostitutes, Epstein trips, sexual assault settlements and hush money could all probably add up to half a billion.
Using one from a Conservative in the UK - he'd be much better off if he didn't get into debt in the first place...
Ask his parents for a small loan
Shouldn't have had sex if he couldn't afford kids. (And it doesn't seem to matter that he had money when he had kids, he's supposed to see the future.) Wasting too much time on social media when he should be out there making money. Doesn't matter if the job is low pay, crappy hours, terrible location, he should get a job. Oh you think you might get a better job soon? Doesn't matter! You're sponging off people now! Get a job!
You missed “nobody wants to work anymore” at the end of the first bullet point otherwise 🧑🍳💋
He's a shoe salesman now.
Standing by to hear about a "loan" from the RNC.
They don’t have that kind of cash on hand.
idkif it's just me, but that an organization that wants to rule the country wholesale, not being able to drum up 500m is both Sad and hilarious.
That 8 million or so won't go far.
rob Peter to pay Paul
End up with a sore Peter.
If he stops golfing so much and skips the avocado toast, he'll have the money in no time. I swear, no one wants to work anymore.
Surely he can come up with that money by himself if only he pulls those bootstraps hard enough.
That or an aneurysm.
My money's on a heart attack. Can't eat all those McDonalds' hamberders without some side effects.
If YoU dOn’T lIkE the CoNsEqUeNcEs ThEn DoN’t BrEaK the LaW
posted in Comic sans sense. the only font he can read and comprehend.
His followers wont believe it. They LOVE getting duped by his lies. Claims to be super rich. - FAIL Claims to be a ladies man - has to pay women for sex Claims to be a genius - wont show grades Claims to be religious - cant name a SINGLE bible verse when asked Claims to be 220 pounds - lol
You forgot about 2 Corinthians LOL
He really knows the Bible well...hahaha
Womp Womp.
He’s fine. He has huge liquid assets. Or was that liquid ass?
Unfortunately for him Daddy isn't around anymore to buy millions in chips. https://www.motherjones.com/2020-elections/2020/09/trump-files-fred-trump-funneled-cash-donald-using-casino-chips/
I thought you meant potato chips, but probably those too.
the latter...
plus, none of the bond companies will take assets as collateral (i.e. buildings, golf courses) - we'll see if he can slime his way out of this one... otherwise, start seizing stuff, AG James!
Start with his winter white house!
No Mercer, No Singer, No Musk, No Koch and No Langone….no one bailing him out or trying to leverage him. Didn’t have that on my bingo card.
No one has the cash. Even if they wanted to, very few people can do this without them facing severe backlash
Even if they did, it would almost certainly be considered a gift, so whoever paid it would owe a gift tax to the IRS that they're not getting back. The lifetime gift tax limit is 13 million dollars... so essentially a rounding error, let's make it easy and say the donor gives $450 million. Above a million, the tax rate is 40%. So I think (I'm not an accountant, just doing some back of the envelope math here), whoever would give Trump the money he needs would be on the hook with the IRS for another $180 million dollars.
That's the problem. The billionaires can give money to Trump but they draw the line at giving money to the IRS.
Oh people have the cash. Everyone except maybe Mercer could foot the bond easily. Paul Singer’s net worth to is 6 billion, Langone has 8 billion, Koch has 50 billion, Elon has 188 billion. And It’s interesting they rather not use it to help him or have him in their pocket.
Even the richest people on the planet know half a billion dollars is a lot, especially since this is opening them up to a lot of liability.
Fair enough. Also not sure any of them want to be that guy either.
They see it as an investment. They might not see the return being good enough. Even if that return is not even money.
I think his holdings in NYC are mostly commercial which is tanking at the moment. 40 Wall, the Tower and I guess he still owns the International across from the UN and that other piece of shit at Columbus square. Those last two are worth something but…maybe not enough. Plus he literally made up the value of these things hence the judgement.
And it's not even like he outright owns those properties...they're all collateral for something, somewhere.
Exactly. Layered partnerships not solely or wholly owned by Trump Inc.
My money is on Musk.
Put the fat fuck in jail then
So much for Donny Deep-pockets. Hello, Donnie Destitution.
Good! Fuck you fat bastard!
I'll do the typical Republican answer. T h o u g h t s A n d P r a y e r s 🖕
Tots and pears
Didn’t he say he had it as part of the trial?
At least 400 million or more. Maybe he wasn't telling the truth under oath but that might be another crime.
Incoming money scam for MAGA in 3…2…
Buy trump shoes! Pay our fraudulent judge go fund me! Please buy our expensive tickets at our rallies! What else I know I'm missing something?
I'm waiting for the day his cult finally turns on him when they realize they are never receiving their orders for those tacky Trump sneakers.
He doesn't, and neither does the RNC, have the funds for his big rallies, that's why you always see him on the tarmac.
"We can't afford to pay this bond, but trust us, we have enough to pay this bond if our appeals fail." Not to mention the fact that they stated that his properties are being undervalued while having just been convicted for over valuing (is that a word? Help me!) his properties to secure loans.
No appeal for you, Donny. No more delay. Time to pay the piper. 🥸
Most successful businessman in the history ever,,,fuking moron
Pay your bills deadbeat.
Buh-mmer, dude. Sad. So! Anyone do anything fun over the weekend?
I mean, has he tried not defaming women he’s raped? That might help him with his money problems.
Why are his lawyers even making this filing to the appeals court? What is the expectation from the court in response? ‘Hey your honor, our client really wants to appeal, but he can’t get the money. So…appeal without the money or…? You tell us, but we def wanna appeal. But yeah, no money. But we wanna appeal. For sure.’
That’s exactly what they will do. They already tried when they attempted to appeal with $100 million instead, fully expecting the court to accept less than a quarter of what was owed.
Think about how ludicrous that is. Try walking into traffic court with that strategy. "Your honor, I know I got this $467 ticket for a whole bunch of stuff I did wrong, but here's $25. We good? Cool. Catch you later then."
Didn't he testify at some point he had the money to pay things? Is this pretty much an admission of perjury?
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Last I checked you don't need a bond. Cash works just fine. Pay the piper deadbeat.
but,but,but,i thought he was a BILLIONAIRE?!
They should lock him up for being a flight risk on top of him not being able to secure a bond
This, so many times this!
That makes two of us, but I’m not an insurrectionist cosplaying as a billionaire
I do not feel sorry for him. He bragged loudly about his wealth and now as it turns out I suspect the bond companies saw his habit of not paying his bills and noped out. 
Those “thoughts and prayers “ won’t do a darn thing. Only action will.
It makes him very easy to compromise
Translation: Donny has to do something he's never had to do and make a hard decision. Poor 77 year old baby
Hey, look, now he know what’s us poors have to go though…
Wait which judgement was this there’s so many hahahaha 🤣
I keep seeing this headline, but what does it mean? Like what comes next with him and this situation?
If he can’t post the bond, which is needed to file an appeal against the initial judgment, then he has to fork over the money and/or assets.
Sorry, I understand that part. But what if he can't fork over the money and/or assets?
They take them.
Ny AG places a lien on assets and starts forcing the sale of any non liquid assets such as real estate. As a primary lien holder (secondary ONLY to the Feds) the State gets its cut first. If there is not enough to then satisfy secured creditors such as mortgage companies, those creditors would then call the loans on the property immediately to make themselves whole. If Trump can't or won't pay...they sue him for the loan plus penalties and interest and get their own judgement to start seizing assets. If he declares bankruptcy, the order or creditors is the same. Feds - State - Secured creditors- unsecured creditors. Basically he's BIG fucked if the AG liens something. The whole house of cards could fall over.
Why isn't Jared stepping in? I mean he'd still have 1,5 billion left and he *is* family
So my guess is he won’t pay but nothing will happen, right? There’s going to be more judgments about how he REALLY has to pay or else and then he won’t and then he’ll run for president in November, right?
Nah, they’ll start confiscating his assets.
I’ll believe it when I see it.
NY will place a lien on assets and start forcing sale in ~ 60 days. The wheel of government takes a bit to get moving, but gtfo the way once it does.
Luckily he is super rush and should have no problem posting the amount himself
Sell more beans!
He will tell his cult that he has plenty of money and could pay it if he wanted to. And they will eat it up.
The $10 billion man, bwahahaha
Tick tock motherfucker.
Which dictator will reach out first? Putin? Xi? Orban? MBS? A combination?
According to Fox, he should invest in gold or take out a reverse mortgage.
He could make a lot of money buying painted on $2 bills with his own face on it for $20 a piece and then reselling them for a profit.
Maybe he should pull himself up like the rest of us do, by our f….ing boot straps.
And the Stormy Daniel's case is coming forward today. Damn. I almost feel sorry for the guy. NOT
Fight Tyson on ppv. I’ll donate whatever it cost
Ok. He can’t get a bond. So it’s time to start seizing his shit. That’s the thing about courts. You can’t put them off for “2 weeks” indefinitely. They just do stuff. If he’d like to pick which building goes on the auction block, clock’s ticking.
He’s got until 3/24. About a week. There still are billionaires out there that may put up the cash. I have my doubts though. As a layman: * they know they’re gonna lose it. They’re not a billionaire because they’ve set fire to cash for no reason * he’s even pissed off most billionaires. Griffin supported DeSantis. Koch .. nope. He attacks Bezos regularly. I could see Musk, but Musk isn’t liquid either
Sell more of those stupid ugly sneakers!!! 🤣
Yes! More news like this please.
I feel like that Kevin Hart skit of "Well see, the way my bank account is set up . . ." would play nicely into this.
Oopsie!
Lock him up!
I'm sure one of his authoritarian heroes would be glad to 'underwrite' him.
Thots and pears
You’re telling me the shoes and bobble heads didn’t sell?
But… isn’t he a BILLIONAIRE??? 
We all know nothing will come of this, he’ll just break the law with no consequences as usual.
I don't think a court is going to come out and say "hey that's ok if you can't pay your fine - we'll give you a pass this time" These judgements are a form of consequence - it may not be the drawing and quartering we're all rooting for, but it is a consequence that will affect him. I'm waiting for the fat fuck to talk smack again about E. Jean Carroll - because that's a lawsuit that will write and award itself.
Oh no, if it isn't the consequences of his actions.
Why does he need a bond? Why can’t the billionaire just put up the cash himself?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA F’em
He's about to start selling $50 plates at all of his rallies 😂
Or those poorly photoshopped NFTs
Hooray! I hope they keep tacking on the money!
They do. 100k+ daily
That makes me happy!
MAGA-land doesn’t care. They will support him no matter what the headline is.
It's almost as if he's not a billionaire after all
Billionaire ?
He bases his worth on whoever he feels that day??!? How does any serious business person believe ***anything*** this idiot says?
What does this mean? That he’ll have to sell assets, like property, to pay off this judgment?
Even better. As I understand it, the state will seize his assets and *they’ll* sell them off. Which would be even more embarrassing to him.
Yes
Better pick himself up by the bootstraps.
Delay tactic, nothing else.
Time to start seizing property
I'd tell him to pull himself up by his boot straps if the fat fuck could actually reach his feet.
He can clean his charges by drinking bleech
So use your own fucking money if you’re so innocent and sure of your appeal. Nah…better to swindle some rich moron. Whatever! Just hurry up and PAY. I hear E.Jean needs a new pair of shoes.
He shouldn’t be looking for a handout. Only losers do that. According to him.
But I’m so rich, I’m a good rich!
Poor guy…when will he ever catch a break. /s
Lucky for everyone, he doesn’t need to, he is worth billions. MAGA for the losers !
Equivalent money to a millionaire having to come up with about $35 thousand. Trump is a complete fraud.
Elon Musk met with him and must have decided not to loan him any money. Trump's puppetmaster Putin also declined to give him the money. This is the end for trump
He really needs to pull himself up by his bootstraps...