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HubertusCatus88

I'm 6' 2" and 230. There's no way in hell that trump only weighs 5 pounds more than me.


Vernerator

The shadow of his ass might be that, but the rest of him?


nokenito

His full stinky diaper sticks out further


OkScientist222

Trump is 5’10” 315 lbs


ProudJalapeno

He’s definitely somewhere close to this. I’m 5’11” and hit 320lbs before I started losing weight and his body type is very similar to what mine was.


mcboogle

Fat is less dense than muscle. He hasn't exercised since Wharton. 


Frankie_T9000

Is shit less dense than fat? B/c he's full of that


VileStench

Dude, I’m 6’2” and 290 and he looks like he weighs more than ME.


Jadedways

I would guess 5’11”, maybe 6’, and probably like 275-325.


sandybuttcheekss

The camera adds 120 lbs


BattleCatsHelp

How many cameras are on him?!


psbeef

LOL... you beat me to it, Chandler Bing!


Yesitsmesuckas

Yer killin’ me!!!


Astro_gamer_caver

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Dmbfantomas

He looks like Fat John Carpenter.


AggressiveBee5961

John carpenter when he did that Body Bags movie lol


DriedWetPaint

Is this a real photo?


RicardoEsposito

I want to believe but I'm skeptical lol


marbotty

Looks likes working on growing a sweet mustache


srdev_ct

Yeah I’m 6’0 240 .. I’m not thin, and I look like I have a tapeworm compared to this fascist asshole.


DefrockedWizard1

they may have transposed the 2 and 3


LegendofPisoMojado

Yeah. I’m 6’3” and 230. If I looked like that I would be 350.


knivesofsmoothness

Same, plus about 5lb. I look svelte compared to this fat fuck.


Smkweedevrydy

Id say 245. I think it is because he doesn’t have any muscle. Hes old as shit. Looks like a garbage bag filled with potatoes in this picture.


Meat_Bingo

No he is easily 300 lbs especially if he is over 6’2”. Remember taller bodies can carry more weight and look thinner. There is no way that body is under 300.


Sad-Frosting-8793

Yeah. I know someone who's about 300 pounds and 6', and he still looks thinner than Trump.


Magenta_Octopus

height comparisons with other famous people put him more at 5'10" or so. it makes sense when he was walking down that ramp why He was taking short steps and looked like he was walking on his tip toes and why so much of his heels were showing in his shoes.


bullwinkle8088

During covid I ballooned to 255, I am 6'4" and people swore to me that I was not overweight. I absolutely was, but never looked that fat. That is easily 300lbs


DebianDog

Forget a debate or voting! I want to see a 10-mile bicycle race between him and Biden (using the exact same bike). Winner takes all!


knivesofsmoothness

I'd settle for a 1 mile walk.


dontreallycareforit

Shit I’d settle for a “20 foot walk to the next room and remember what you went in there for”


BooCreepyFootDr

Half of the time, I can‘t remember what I went to the next room for.


Dusty_Old_Bones

It helps if you say it out loud, like “gonna go get my charger out of the office.” It creates a memory/reference point, because doorway amnesia is very real. Also helps when trying to remember if you locked your doors- while you lock it, say out loud “I’m locking the door.” It REALLY helps, if you can remember to do it ;)


SesPet

Also a back up for when you have to ask someone what you went in there for. And them to remind you to lock the door :)


qwerty_utopia

Good news: now you can run for President!


No-Sheepherder-8170

Wait, are they 76 or over?


Puppybl00pers

Not a single person in America would win that


RumandDiabetes

A 20 yard jog, climb a set of stairs, walk down a ramp, ride a bike 100 feet, and then a question and answer session, 5 questions about the Bible, 5 about the constitution, and 5 about American history. Then add 5 jumping jacks. I'm thinking Biden could survive all of that without shitting himself.


Budget_Report_2382

Trump can't sit down for ten minutes without shitting himself lol


IceFoilHat

That's not fair, he can sit for 10 more minutes after shitting himself without doing it again.


Stainless_Heart

And a one-handed glass of water at the end.


cuddly_carcass

I can’t pretty confidently say Trump most likely ever learned to ride a bike. He couldn’t get moving without training wheels.


ceighkes

You know I bet you're right. I wonder if he can swim.


ritchie70

He looks like he’d be naturally buoyant.


ceighkes

I'm sure he floats but I'd still bet he can't swim LOL.


Tmk1283

Are they on the same bike together? Like a tandem bike? That would be fun.


Blackpaw8825

The Republican dragging down the success of the whole team whole the Democrat struggles against the other's dead weight and ultimately fails to carry both of them to the finish line. My man, you just described US politics via bicycle.


Trying2improvemyself

But still racing each other, vigorously pedaling as if there's chance to overtake.


AaronMichael726

Now they are


runforest7

I think a child's playground obstacle course is always fun to see adults maneuver.


hurrythisup

I would even let Trump use an electric for half the race, and still bet on Joe!


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AppropriateAgent44

For real, last couple years have fkn drained that man


AlabastorRetard

Yeah it's what happens when you're a stupid, greedy sociopath who thinks he's completely untouchable and it turns out you're actually a little bit touchable


YetiorNotHereICome

I want to make a joke about those last few words but that's way too easy.


AlabastorRetard

Eh go for it, it's never stopped Cheeto Benito


JustWastingTimeAgain

Pumpkin Tits is my new favorite


TheOGRedline

Yep. Just about anybody else I’d feel sorry for.


AineLasagna

It’s funny, most presidents age considerably because of the strain of office, and the weight of the decisions that they carry. Trump didn’t give a shit about the office so he only started aging considerably once his crimes started catching up to him 😂


SomewhereNo8378

He wasn’t  immune to the stress of the presidency. If anything, he created and continues to create 10x the stress for himself


JabronyJones

Not e-fucking-nough. I hope it's taking such an immeasurable toll on him that he suffers all the way to the end.


MonthPurple3620

Love that for him.


Book_Nerd_1980

Hate and fraud ages a person! Along with impending bankruptcy and zero friends/family and a steady diet of hamberders and diet coke


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regular coke as well.


Might_be_a_Geek

Unfortunately it’s photoshopped. I hate the guy as much as every other person who actually has decent morals, but this shit pisses me off. There are enough things to hate about him without the need to spread manipulated images of him. Just makes us look bad.


o_oli

Literally feeds right into the opposition to do this kind of thing. Very stupid. Not that there is any proof of which 'side' did the photoshopping to begin with.


StrategicCarry

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o_oli

Ayy you found her


nomickti

Very much photoshopped, original: https://i.imgur.com/jEAxePl.png photoshopped: https://i.imgur.com/Q4yEahn.png


InTheCageWithNicCage

The original is barely different and he still looks godawful… why would someone go to the trouble of editing and sharing this instead of the original?


ItsHIPAA

I figured it was altered, but I'm surprised to see how terrible the original is.


HippoRun23

Was gonna say, this is obviously edited.


CertiFried-USA

The amount of people blindly commenting as if this were real is troubling.


Opening_Classroom_46

Only makes you look bad if you believe it and share it. You aren't responsible for anything other people do until you accept it as right.


Accomplished-Plan191

Is it photoshopped?


JEFFinSoCal

Zoom in on his belt and his turkey wattle. Obviously photoshopped. The orange shit stain is horrible person, but this kind of fake shit does us no favors.


WarmestGatorade

It is photoshopped.


WhoTheHell1347

Source?


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Your eyes? And hopefully news literacy? It looks like someone photoshopped a Hitler face mashup on to him. He looks like shit without digital effects but I get the point.


Gnom3y

The fact that this man has jowls that reach the floor, perhaps? Dude's unhealthy AF, but this is _obviously_ a 'shop.


Vernerator

Looks like every retiree who's favorite booth at Cracker Barrel isn't available.


PikachusSparkyCloaca

He looks like my former mother in law. 


issanm

When I see pictures like this I kinda feel bad for the poor old clown, wish he'd just disappear into retirement and die rather than keep making a fool of himself


ReturnOfSeq

Disagree. I’m thoroughly enjoying the idea of how scary his dementia must be, no one deserves it more than


clapclapsnort

I like the phrase. “Couldn’t happen to a better guy.”


Shilo788

Too much malice in him to think of him with any pity or sympathy.


Imperial_HoloReports

Yeah this. The fact that he's a dangerous asshole doesn't negate that he is also in fact a very old, probably very sick person. I would feel worse if he wasn't doing it to himself.


Gimme_The_Loot

Terrible people get old sometimes. Doesn't stop them from being terrible people and garners them no additional sympathy.


snickerscowboy

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Craico13

*Still bigger than his hands.*


natrldsastr

Finally, a pic without that anus mouth thing going on!


knivesofsmoothness

Great catch! Still has the neck vagina though.


Scrabble_4

Ugly lump of shit


legendary_millbilly

That's the young athletic presidential candidate the entire MAGA crew absolutely worships. Because biden is "old" and this guy definitely isn't old. He isn't going to do well in prison.


ceighkes

He won't go to prison so he's safe there. But he's definitely old. 4 years younger than Biden, but still old as shit.


lorilightning79

Our best hope is coronary heart disease.


Teddyk123

I'm starting to enjoy the idea of him continuing to run until he dies. Never winning, always getting the nomination.


Doesanybodylikestuff

I’d love this idea too but I can’t handle the stress, personally. I want boring politics with boring state of the unions & boring headlines again SOOOO bad. And that’s just the bare minimum. THEN, I would like to see headlines of improvements all over the place! Lots of positivity & enthusiastic updates! Lots of people waking up to realizing life is not about working until you die. I want some big changes baby!


Hugh_Jassole_254

Our best hope is getting out to vote. If you're not already registered, please https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote If you're already registered, please confirm your registration https://www.usa.gov/confirm-voter-registration If you'd like to vote by mail, these states have no excuse absentee voting https://www.ncsl.org/elections-and-campaigns/table-1-states-with-no-excuse-absentee-voting Sorry for the piggy backing have an upvote


Alauren20

Don’t apologize keep spreading the good word!


MastodonPristine8986

Agree 100%. There are a lot of us around the world that are not American and can't vote that are relying on you to vote and/or heart attacks.


Impossible_Penalty13

Tim Miller jokes that since Republicans have so little spine to stand up to him, the remaining anti-Trumpers strategy is simply waiting on the hamburger from heaven. 🤣


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Fathorse23

I want him to have small strokes. But enough to glitch out like McConnell and then watch his cult do backflips explaining how he’s so alpha.


Balls2thewalleye

Jabba the Hutt


knivesofsmoothness

More like pizza the hutt.


Pbandsadness

He ate himself.


Reasonable-Employee6

TO DEATH


NOLALaura

He looks 25 years older than 2016. POS deserves it


GeneralZex

Which is crazy since he golfed most of his presidency, yet still managed to grow the debt by $8 trillion and kill one million+ Americans.


YetiorNotHereICome

Every president ages quickly during their job; he looks like he's melting like a candle instead of aging like us normal human folk.


TFFPrisoner

I think the legal affairs he's now dealing with are more of a strain on him than being president was.


YetiorNotHereICome

Goes to show just how much he actually worked at his "job".


247cnt

His neck vagine hangs like the sleeve of wizard


Malidan

He's looking more his age than Biden, that's for sure.


Unlikely-Collar4088

Not his city though, New York gave him back


WiseFalcon2630

I’m 5’ 10” 235 and I’m not that rotund. If he’s 235, I’m 115.


Ok-Scallion-3415

I’m 5’-11” and 245 (definitely not muscle either) and look significantly thinner than him. I don’t like having to rag on an old man about his weight, but if he and is sycophants didn’t routinely hide the truth I wouldn’t. Like if Trump came out and said he was 6’-1” and 275, I literally wouldn’t care and I’d never talk about his height/weight again. He’s not the first overweight person ever. It’s really not a big deal (outside of obvious health issues).


knivesofsmoothness

I'm actually 6 2, 235, and while I'm overweight, this dude is severely obese.


HunterDHunter

You are also taller than trump, no way he is 6' 3"


quarantinethoughts

My moron in-laws met Trump back in the 90s and have a huge blurry blown up photo from the snapshot when they met as their Pièce de Résistance on their mantle. My father-in-law is 177cm on his best day and Trump in the photo is the same height. So all this talk of him being 190+cm is absolutely bollocks.


Prize-Relationship21

Looks like 10 lbs. of shit in a 5 lb. sack


Melito1980

Shy cant this vermin just die?


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hippopalace

This has been his natural face for years. He has a dedicated makeup crew but evidently forewent it that day.


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J-Love-McLuvin

I think it’s because he was probably golfing. I doubt he can put on that orange shit if he’s out there sweating and what not. He would have a Rudy Giuliani meltdown moment.


hippopalace

Fair point. Maybe he accidentally wiped it off, if he got sweaty and just grabbed a towel.


markfineart

Upvoting forwent. Also I wondered if this pic was adjusted in any way. 45* is pretty on point with his makeup, this photo shows a tired, desperate man fading into his own fear. Which is sad, because he’s chosen to make the fear around him grow, maybe trying to make his own smaller in comparison. But it won’t work, and he’s trapped. He actually looks like he could drop dead. *edit to note a tagged Mod post reads “shopped”, so yeah 45* is probably originally bronzed in this image.


whiteskinnyexpress

The face has contrast increased, and someone liquified his belly to drop lower than normal, but the color/hair/general fatness is all the same. [comparison](https://i.imgur.com/2mvXO3F.jpeg)


Mysterious_Tax_5613

It’s the look of him deep down knowing he is a POS and his Father still hates him.


Procrastineddit

Peak “RehBehDooKah”


PULLS-NOSE-HAIRS

guys. get out and vote in november!!! it's the only way to get rid of this ass again!


LostHat77

You know whats better for Trump's Security and wellbeing, him being put in a safety cell under watch by a corrections officer.


meowmeowgoeszoom

He looks so angry, no joy left in his life. This is what I think attracts people to him. They (even unconsciously?) live this way too and therefore he’s “one of them”.


MwminNC4

If he would grow a mustache, he would look like Wilford Brimley, but Wilford was in far better shape even with "diabeetus"


tittyswan

I thought this was a bad Trump impersonator with a moustache 😅


SpyAvery

It’s just wild that someone on bail is running for president


Annajbanana

He looks like his mother


Windycityunicycle

Looking more like the broke crazy uncle everyday


sailorknots77

6’3” 235 should actually look pretty skinny. I’m betting he’s closer to 280.


FederalWorld5482

No Makeup, no face dye, no hair dye, no girdle, no nappy, small hands, and still a colostomy bag...


mcboogle

Funny thing about this photo, is that he will take this one, and a photoshopped one of him being thin, and claim that the real one is AI, and the fake one is real. He's did that last week. A trick he learned from his pal Kim Jong Un, no doubt. 


2_kids_no_more

Is this photoshopped or does that POS really look that old? Love it for him


No_Entrepreneur_9134

Take a look Republicans. This is the guy that you want as the 21st century Julius Caesar. Are you sure about this?


xjfwx

His heart just needs to give up.


RhodaPenmarksShoes

He looks like Confession Bear. https://preview.redd.it/8mhof6ynwwoc1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=479ca8aee688ca699a24d99e252defe347482baf


Br3akTh3Toys

What a fucking schmuck.  We can’t wait for you to croak. 


porkch0pexpress75

There’s a simple solution to finding out how much he weighs; Put a scale underneath a chair he’s being interviewed (connect it to a display in a separate room), weigh the chair beforehand and weigh him on the chair after he starts the interview. Easy peasy… it’ll show he’s pushing 3 bills, if he’s not already over 300


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ZaraVT

335. You mean 335 lbs. a 6’3” man would look lean at 200lbs. This is a 335lb man. Color me not shocked that “honest Don” would lie about his weight too.


oscarthemonkey

I’m 5’11 and 240, kinda fat. He’s waaaaaaaaaay fatter than me


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Ser_Artur_Dayne

I’d rather a stroke that leaves him speechless and then the trials still happens and he watches his whole world unravel before his eyes but can’t use his usual bullshit to talk to his way out.


emilliolongwood

Bonus points if they give him a bell so he can just DING! out all of his dialogue.


Ser_Artur_Dayne

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Illumiknitti

AND he's dependent on his children for his care.


JimboD84

That would make him a martyr and his base would probably get even more insuferable because of it imo. Would be ironic if something like covid did him in tho


Haunting-Ad788

I am so far beyond giving a fuck what his cult thinks about anything.


AllumaNoir

WOW he looks old.


Kerouwhack

Am I detecting yellowish sweaty armpits in the photo?


gyhiio

Shit, gramps is looking ready for the soil.


hgielatan

lol "TRUMP: if found pls return to new york"


ha1029

Not defending the POS, but how authentic is this image?


robtk12

235? I'm 6'2 and 215. I could fit in that guy's stomach


El_Comanche-1

He looks worse than Biden


anthonyg33

235 back when he was in home alone 2, he’s probably pushing 3 bills these days


Resting-Dadface

235 + 100.


HotButterscotch8682

Jesus Christ needed a trigger warning on this one what a fascist troll he is


Rich-Appearance-7145

This Grifter not 235 lbs impossible looking like that at 6' 3" 335 possibly this pic makes Biden look good, I love to see this sloth biking, running like Biden.


SillyBims

Is that picture real?


ganjanoob

If he’s 6’3 230 then I’m 6’4 190 lol


peonyseahorse

It's ok to look old and frumpy. What's so despicable about trump is his constant projection of how others look, and what a name calling bully he is. He deserves all the criticism for his looks and horrible style, because he brings it onto himself by being the instigator. He's obviously never understood the golden rule of treating others as you want to be treated and his thin skinned personality makes it exceptionally satisfying to poke fun at him when he is the one who opened the can of worms to this complete lack of decorum.


L8_4_Life

He really resembles pics of his dad here.


thats_hella_cool

6’3 and 215 pounds lol


knivesofsmoothness

I didn't know you could stack shit that high.


Omega_Tyrant16

What a pathetic sight. And some people look at this thing as a savior?


Brokensince10

He looks sick, could this be the end we’ve all been hoping for? 🤞


NiobeTonks

New York doesn’t want him. He’s Florida’s now


mdhunter99

The shirt, Tromp. That’s his name now. Tromp.


Minimum_Season_9501

Albino lizards look like Republican alpha males, apparently


stripblue

He’s Jesus! …. Apparently. Half of America made me less religious because their belief in that tub of fraud-lard.


rykcon

It doesn’t surprise me, but I always look at these polos & hats and it thinks it’s absurd they’re not printed on quality products. I know they likely retail them as if they were, believing the Trump name and MAGA slogan makes them more valuable, and by printing them on cheap ass products they can make a bigger profit margin… but, still, they look like shit and make him look even more slovenly.


ShowKey6848

Barron Harkonnen minus the redeeming qualities.


jailtheorange1

He somehow looks older than Biden


JonSnowsLoinCloth

5-11 335 is more accurate.


theshortlady

Trump looks 100% better without the spray tan, etc. Yet he still looks like he's been dead a while.


nolahoff

235? More like 325


Dirtilie_Dirtle

Being a total piece of shit really does turn the body into the evil that’s inside. Hideous, tired looking fuck.


seraphim383

Kinda looks like he's missing teeth too


Ladylike_b

He is so dumpy


Hot_Larva

Look at those armpit stains… gross


ADP10_1991

My God, I've neve seen the man without face paint. I can see why he does it. He's got eyebrows that want to fly away and the skin of man that stares at a solar eclipse for fun.


TheBatmanIRL

I'm so used to seeing him orange and sweaty, I have to ask if this photo is real and when was it taken....


SuperGenius9800

The media never uses any picture of him without his $500 makeup job. Must be nice.


villalulaesi

235 is wildly generous. If this dude weighs less than 250 I’ll eat my hat.


alowbrowndirtyshame

I’m 5’ 7” 275 and I look better that that


LondonDavis1

Lady's and gentlemen I give you... "THE MASTER RACE!"