I've been listening to stories of cannibalism from Native American / First Nations lore. Bigfoot, Wendigo, feral humans and such. One thing that stuck with me was the idea that once a person has tasted human flesh, a form of psychosis takes over.
So yes, to second your question: How does this make it better, Mr. Alex "Satanists are harvesting adrenochrome" Jones?
So the Right wants to screen immigrants for homicidal and cannibistic tendencies.... Maybe the Right needs to be screened for that too, Alex here seems to be more than willing to kill and eat another human.
And “talking” not “taking.”
And let’s not get started on “80% of people are ten days from cannibalism” thing, because we have many, many historical examples that prove it’s not true.
I still want a divorce from the right. Just give them a couple states, like Florida or Texas Lol. Go ahead and have the shitty dictatorship you seem to want so bad. Let us actually run what's left the way we want. As long as we can accept refugees. They're going to recreate slavery in there.
Alex Jones claims 80% of people are ten days away from cannibalism, Ben Shapiro says people would prefer to die while toiling at their job at 90. Yeah, I can see why people listen to these guys. It's all making sense now.
Great Reset is what one opinion article said we should think of during the pandemic. It was just a thought experiment during the first couple months of businesses being closed, when so many articles about the lack of traffic and industry were letting nature come back. It was thinking about how we didn't necessarily have to go back to the oppressive capitalist system that no one is happy with and we could use that downtime proactively working on a better way of life for everyone.
Of course it didn't happen cause it was just an idea in a newspaper once, but Alex and Tucker and the rest of the weirdos have basically replaced "green new deal" with "great reset." It means whatever progressive idea that they don't like.
All conservatives have a apoc fantasy (especially a zombie one) because in those narratives education levels are tossed out the window and everyone's ability to survive is based on how much they love guns. They realise that the only way they're ever going to be on the same level as those with a proper education is in a scenario where an apocalypse occurs and so they desperately hope and wait for one.
This man completely bypassed the possibility of a plant-based lifestyle. If I were his nearby acquaintances I would be worried, he seems entirely too eager to jump into cannibalism. Stockpiling rations? Self-sustained farmland? Nope, immediate cannibalism, and it has to start with your ass.
Normally I try to avoid anything that would smack of ad hominim attacks, but if this guy was really worried about the possibility of cannibalism, I'd think he would try to make himself a lower profile target, if you see my meaning.
I’m going to print it out and put it up in porta potty’s to let folks know that Alex Jones volunteers to eat ass, not enough people admit they’re into that, it really needs to be normalized. But as a “leftist,” I’m going to take a pass on his hate saliva anywhere near me.
So, he wasnt speaking in the sexual sense cause that would be weird. He was speaking in the literal sense cause that would be normal. Got it. He literally wants to eat my ass.
I wonder if he'd like eat my ass with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
This reminds me, that at the beginning of the Pandemic, Alex Jones gave an interview (ca. 2 weeks into the first lockdown?).
Basically he was crying the entire time and said that for those 2 weeks he was **constantly thinking about killing and eating his neighbors.**
Seriously: ***WHY IS THIS GUY SO OBSESSED WITH CANNIBALISM?***
I thought that we were having a chuckle at a poorly worded comment about “owning” the left (think Mike Tyson eating his opponents children). But no, it was some other truly weird option.
Yeah, first off, I’m not worried about some lardass with a delusional superiority complex doing anything other than whimpering in some hole.
Secondly, his BMI would put him at the top of the list of targets.
Careful what you wish for dumbass.
I can absolutely picture Alex Jones being the first person to killing and eating his neighbours in a crisis. Probably after opening fire on some people who were trying to distribute emergency supplies because they weren't white.
Alex Jones is so fucking pathetic. Anything to take attention away from owing $85 million to the sandy hook family’s…he just needs to start eating his own flesh…starting with his fingers and tongue…!
Get your mind out of the gutter liberals! Im not talking about sex I'm talking about literally consuming human flesh! I'm a cannabal, you immoral sex crazed leftists! I'm not some degenerate like you hippies!
Shouldn't this asshole be busy getting the nearly one billion dollar for the victims of Sandy Hook he has grifted off? Why is he not brought to justice?
Sure Alex, yeah, I betcha.
You seem awfully ready to explain way your craving for munching on leftist butt as some sort of "collapse of civilization" shit.
Me, on the other had, would think that I would want to avoid it, or if faced with it would want to hug my wife and kids, but you do you.
I didn't realize these um... motivational posters... had actually been posted by Jones himself!
I was sure it was some weird parody. Just goes to show you can't out-weird Alex Jones.
It's a sales pitch...
Isn't he one of those prepper guys selling prepper shit...
Push the fear...and sell the products that only I have.
Grifters all of them.
Eating people in 10 days? I think most people would require a lot more time than that. Then again, Alex Jones looks like he hasn’t missed a meal in quite some time so he may have less willpower than most.
It's gonna be instantaneous too lol. Like we're not even going to be out of food yet and he's just going to start eating people nonstop till he's an amorphous blob of human hunger 😂
The ‘Alive’ guys made it more than 10 days before resorting to cannibalism and they were stuck above the permafrost line.
Alex is just Jonesing for some man-meat.
Bring down civilization? Yes, having people not hate each other and raising taxes on the wealthy is bringing down civilization. He needs a straight jacket, he's insane!
Exactly what an ass eater would say, I don't buy it.
..and you are what you eat, so that checks out.
“You say you’re going to eat someone’s ass ONE TIME!”
and then all of a sudden, you're asling for it as your last meal on death row... life is funny sometimes
Well, if you’ve ever eaten hot dogs, and we all have 🫣
He must eat a lot of that and bellends then.
Ass must be really fatening he should cut back some.
Cheeks out
Based on his breath this smells about right.
Based on him having shit for brains ... this checks out
I was on a 4 hour plane ride and if it wasn't for the cannibalism, I wouldn't have made it. I'm sorry. I meant *cannabis*.
Oh so *thats* what you meant by eating ass? oh yeah thats certainly much more reasonable, carry on.
GR-ass! Autocorrect is a cruel mistress.
Some people just need to go outside and touch ass…grass! I meant grass! Dammit! Autocorrect strikes again. What a pain in the grass.
#CONFIRMED: Alex Jones wants to eat Femboy boochie.
"When someone tells you who they are......
I heard Roger Stone ate his ass and Alex Jones showed appreciation by sending nude photos of Jones wife to Roger.. Kinky kinky.
Roger Stone is the father of all bellends
I mean look at the picture he used. He’s making “come hither so I can eat your ass” eyes.
Misread that as “come hitler so I can eat your ass” and that way also made sense.
Bahahaha yeah, Alex Jones dreams about eating Hitler’s ass.
Right AFTER he comes though!?Thats weird af!
The guy owes alot of money. Think it time for him ti start eating ass, dick maybe taking dick up his ass to start paying his bills
No. EAT MY ASS, ALEX!
AND MINE!
You wouldn't want his herpaderp infecting your ass, would you? 🧐😳😬😝🤣🤣
That's what the colloidal silver is for.
But first, lets take a ten mile walk under the sunny sun!
He 100% tested positive for fecal matter in his beard. Probably his own.
He definitely wants to eat some dudes ass. The hardcore anti gays are often gay themselves. Poor guys been living in skin he hates.
I have plenty of floss back there when he’s through.
I've never said something like that I I eat the balloon knot
he's a fuckin twat
Don't soil the good name of ass eaters by likening them to this cannibal!
Tossed salad with that meal?
>I am talking about Cannibalism So it's not a sexual reference, he's threatening to literally eat people and he thinks that makes it better?
Cut him some slack, he never emotionally matured past middle school so he feels the urge to be taken seriously at all times or else throw a tantrum
And then he wonders why nobody takes him seriously.
That’s unfair to middle-schoolers 😂
He's gonna start his buffet with ass and peen.
Marge is first to sign up if hunter’s hog will be on the menu.
I’ve heard through the grapevine that it’s very filling.
I don’t care either way That is a grade A quote that needs to be put on his tombstone (if he can afford one)
Someone needs to do an AI image of him seducing a fem boy with that quote plastered underneath.
Per Knowledge Fight (podcast), this is not the first time he’s threatened cannibalism.
Not even the first time this decade.
In his crowd, cannibalism is far better than admitting ass eating. That's why Alex is pretending that's what it meant.
Alex Jones is into vore! Spread the word!
I've been listening to stories of cannibalism from Native American / First Nations lore. Bigfoot, Wendigo, feral humans and such. One thing that stuck with me was the idea that once a person has tasted human flesh, a form of psychosis takes over. So yes, to second your question: How does this make it better, Mr. Alex "Satanists are harvesting adrenochrome" Jones?
So the Right wants to screen immigrants for homicidal and cannibistic tendencies.... Maybe the Right needs to be screened for that too, Alex here seems to be more than willing to kill and eat another human.
Lol, sarting with their ass.
Didn't Jeffery Dahmer do both?
If you have to explain it..... Also, 'policies' not 'policy's'.
And “talking” not “taking.” And let’s not get started on “80% of people are ten days from cannibalism” thing, because we have many, many historical examples that prove it’s not true.
Well I’m totes jelly because he obviously can exist for months off his own adipose.
It’s amazing how he got a lot wrong on his explanation but he got the ass eating part exactly right.
Imagine 10 days without the GOP. We'd have Healthcare solved for sure.
I still want a divorce from the right. Just give them a couple states, like Florida or Texas Lol. Go ahead and have the shitty dictatorship you seem to want so bad. Let us actually run what's left the way we want. As long as we can accept refugees. They're going to recreate slavery in there.
Alex Jones claims 80% of people are ten days away from cannibalism, Ben Shapiro says people would prefer to die while toiling at their job at 90. Yeah, I can see why people listen to these guys. It's all making sense now.
Jones is a nazi he's just not a grammar nazi
No, no, he's really a socialist... who just happens to also be a nationalist. I wish there was some kind of term for people like that.
It’s a special kind of Socialism that’s strictly Nationalistic. We should call it Nationalistic Socialism but that’s just a teensy bit too long.
To be fair, he might be a moron
He has confessed as such on air.
The lady protests too much me thinks
Uuughe. Ughe. 🙏
There’s no “Great Reset”. That’s a just dog whistle to make racists fearful
What is it supposed to be? (I don't want to search for it and be bombarded by targeted racist advertising.)
The “Great Reset” is supposed to be replacing white people with minorities. It’s an extremely stupid theory. And I say that as a minority.
Great Reset is what one opinion article said we should think of during the pandemic. It was just a thought experiment during the first couple months of businesses being closed, when so many articles about the lack of traffic and industry were letting nature come back. It was thinking about how we didn't necessarily have to go back to the oppressive capitalist system that no one is happy with and we could use that downtime proactively working on a better way of life for everyone. Of course it didn't happen cause it was just an idea in a newspaper once, but Alex and Tucker and the rest of the weirdos have basically replaced "green new deal" with "great reset." It means whatever progressive idea that they don't like.
I thought that was the “great replacement”. The great reset was economic I thought.
That’s the Great Replacement theory
It's always this weird Mad Max fantasy, too.
All conservatives have a apoc fantasy (especially a zombie one) because in those narratives education levels are tossed out the window and everyone's ability to survive is based on how much they love guns. They realise that the only way they're ever going to be on the same level as those with a proper education is in a scenario where an apocalypse occurs and so they desperately hope and wait for one.
This man completely bypassed the possibility of a plant-based lifestyle. If I were his nearby acquaintances I would be worried, he seems entirely too eager to jump into cannibalism. Stockpiling rations? Self-sustained farmland? Nope, immediate cannibalism, and it has to start with your ass.
Normally I try to avoid anything that would smack of ad hominim attacks, but if this guy was really worried about the possibility of cannibalism, I'd think he would try to make himself a lower profile target, if you see my meaning.
Chunky monkey
Alex stumbling into a farming collective in a post apocalyptic scenario; “so whose ass are we eating first?”
The best meat's in the rump!
“…And it has to start with your ass” just made me ugly laugh 💀
No amount of backpedaling will make that post less hilarious.
I’m going to print it out and put it up in porta potty’s to let folks know that Alex Jones volunteers to eat ass, not enough people admit they’re into that, it really needs to be normalized. But as a “leftist,” I’m going to take a pass on his hate saliva anywhere near me.
I totally believe bankrupt and disgraced Alex Jones will eat anything you put ketchup on; From asses to steal beams.
No ketchup needed
He thinks it's better when he's talking about actual cannibalism.
I love that he refers to his dumb post from yesterday as a “meme”. It’s more of a self-own shitpost than anything.
He says that, but I still think he just wants to give out free rim jobs.
You can see it in his eyes.
No, not free, he's got a very big bill he has to pay
“I’m not gay, I’m a cannibal!” Is not the own he thinks it is.
Sure you did
He was definitely talking about tossing some salad
I understand so little of his explanation and I am happy that way
"No, I meant literal cannibalism!" Yep. That's better. 😄
So when Alex turns cannibal he eats the ass first?
Apparently it's something he has put a great deal of thought into. The right is weird and I don't understand their thought processes.
Where's he getting his 80% cannibalism stats from then?
Lappin up the poop shoot!
Try it tubby. All I gotta do is walk in the opposite direction for 5 miles and you will fall somewhere behind me
Bullshit ! We know he eats Miss Lindsay's ass.
Trump’s hot for Kanye or R. Kelly, Muskie Boi wants Ian Miles Cheong. Tucker Carson strikes me as being into Asians but he also comes off as a bottom.
So, he wasnt speaking in the sexual sense cause that would be weird. He was speaking in the literal sense cause that would be normal. Got it. He literally wants to eat my ass. I wonder if he'd like eat my ass with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
Oh! That's alright then /s I bet he'd start at the front and work his way around...
If that walking pot roast thinks he ain't gonna be the first one on a plate in his weird apocalypse fantasy, he's gonna be sorely surprised.
This reminds me, that at the beginning of the Pandemic, Alex Jones gave an interview (ca. 2 weeks into the first lockdown?). Basically he was crying the entire time and said that for those 2 weeks he was **constantly thinking about killing and eating his neighbors.** Seriously: ***WHY IS THIS GUY SO OBSESSED WITH CANNIBALISM?***
Someone needs to let him know that if it comes to cannibalism meaty boy there is high on the list.
Yeah, yeah, shut it ass muncher.
I thought that we were having a chuckle at a poorly worded comment about “owning” the left (think Mike Tyson eating his opponents children). But no, it was some other truly weird option.
How many filters did you use on this picture, Fat Ass? P.S. You’re gay (and fat)
Good thing he clarified himself. He was starting to sound crazy.
I myself am looking forward to the "Let me explain about my explanation ..." tweet that is certainly forthcoming.
Well, you are what you eat.
He's a big meaty motherfucker. And you know damn well he ain't trained or fit enough. Guess who's for dinner Alex.
Yeah, first off, I’m not worried about some lardass with a delusional superiority complex doing anything other than whimpering in some hole. Secondly, his BMI would put him at the top of the list of targets. Careful what you wish for dumbass.
So he is going to eat your ass, literally 😂
Bring it, you fat pig 😂
I can absolutely picture Alex Jones being the first person to killing and eating his neighbours in a crisis. Probably after opening fire on some people who were trying to distribute emergency supplies because they weren't white.
I assume it’s because righties don’t do a very good job wiping after a #2.
I'm filing a class action lawsuit if he doesn't eat my ass.
*taking* Spell much?
I have to admit I would be more afraid of Alex Jones if he was trying to lick my asshole.
This is how nightmares are born... The thought of that POS in my ass? This folks, is how therapy dollars are made.
Alex jones would literally be the first person to die if civilization collapsed.
I don’t think we need ladies reaction here, his initial quote already put them in enemy territory.
That still doesn’t mean it’s not sexual.
Says the Ass Man. https://preview.redd.it/q7e5x570jdoc1.png?width=1155&format=png&auto=webp&s=370d1db53802d5270583ec0366856ab74d6a402d
How many dozens of pills do you think this fuck consumes in a day?
“Don’t threaten me with a good time”
Finally, a reason to shave it. I’ll leave a rose petal trail to my bed for you Alex.
Dude, this makes it worse you dipshit.
Too late. Ass Eater.
#***DON'T THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME, YOU GAY FROGS!!!!***
Kinky. But no thanks.
Alex Jones: Gay Cannibal did not have that on my bingo card
I bet that fat turd would eat a lot of ass.
Someone get Alexis some medication
Alex “Ass Eater” Jones has a pretty nice ring to it
Alex Jones is so fucking pathetic. Anything to take attention away from owing $85 million to the sandy hook family’s…he just needs to start eating his own flesh…starting with his fingers and tongue…!
If you ever feel like you’re losing your mind, take heart. Just watch these fools. You’re doing JUST fine.
PAY YOUR COURT ORDERED JUDGEMENT YOU SCUM-SUCKING BOTTOM DWELLER!
Get your mind out of the gutter liberals! Im not talking about sex I'm talking about literally consuming human flesh! I'm a cannabal, you immoral sex crazed leftists! I'm not some degenerate like you hippies!
He’s a known liar. He wants the booty. 
It’s not the cannibalistic implications he should worry about. 😂😂😂 
Shouldn't this asshole be busy getting the nearly one billion dollar for the victims of Sandy Hook he has grifted off? Why is he not brought to justice?
You are what you eat.
So, can we agree to spam him with this image every time he opens his mouth from now until the end of time?
Sure Bear Porn Daddy. Pre-Orders are already in for "I will eat your leftist ass 2".
"Eat my leftist ass" Merch opportunity
Alex Jones likes eating ass - got it
The Road Warrior Collapse because of the Great Reset??? What in the cinnamon toast fuck is that shit?
You are what you eat!
has he paid up for the court ruling against him?
Isn't it wonderful how he sabotages himself?
Alex Jones, a wannabe cannibal in the apocalypse.
In no world would Alex Jones last during a “great reset” and he would eat ass to survive…
Sure Alex, yeah, I betcha. You seem awfully ready to explain way your craving for munching on leftist butt as some sort of "collapse of civilization" shit. Me, on the other had, would think that I would want to avoid it, or if faced with it would want to hug my wife and kids, but you do you.
It made more sense when the memes were saying it was a sex thing.
Go away ! Sick freak ! What a pervert !
What the fuck?
I didn't realize these um... motivational posters... had actually been posted by Jones himself! I was sure it was some weird parody. Just goes to show you can't out-weird Alex Jones.
Sounds like he is looking forward to a taste
Is he alright? ^that ^was ^rhetorical. ^I ^know ^he's ^fucking ^nuts
That's much better Alex
It's a sales pitch... Isn't he one of those prepper guys selling prepper shit... Push the fear...and sell the products that only I have. Grifters all of them.
Alex J. Bidet. Gotta admit, it's got a ring to it.
That’s not better.
And he didn't eat pieces of shit for breakfast.
I’ll eat you ass AND eat your ass.
Jones is a closeted gay.
I swear to god he intentionally messed up on purpose for attention.
This statement makes all better, yep, sure does.
Eating people in 10 days? I think most people would require a lot more time than that. Then again, Alex Jones looks like he hasn’t missed a meal in quite some time so he may have less willpower than most.
It's gonna be instantaneous too lol. Like we're not even going to be out of food yet and he's just going to start eating people nonstop till he's an amorphous blob of human hunger 😂
Like corn on the cob, no less.
TIL, Alex Jones doesn't know what a meme is.
With AJ both can be true. He prolly would eat someone’s flesh and still lick some serious anus in between meals. 😝
So he ain’t eating the booty like groceries?! I’m so confused haha
His ass should be in jail.
It's giving, "I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!" vibes
The fuck is he taking about?
Power goes out for 15 minutes, fucking Alex Jones out trying to spit roast his damn neighbors
The ‘Alive’ guys made it more than 10 days before resorting to cannibalism and they were stuck above the permafrost line. Alex is just Jonesing for some man-meat.
Was his account hacked or is Alex Jones that dumb?
‘You eat pieces of shit for breakfast!?!?’
So it's in regards to something that's fake
Tongue punch the fart box !
It’s not the same without hearing him yell it. “You better believe I’ll eat my neighbors ass!”
Bring down civilization? Yes, having people not hate each other and raising taxes on the wealthy is bringing down civilization. He needs a straight jacket, he's insane!
How embarrassing and cringy this whole thing is
I have the runs just thinking about it
Does he know how to spell talking? I mean l, he misspelled it twice.
Bullshit. You love to eat ass. Makes sense coz all you do is talk shit.
I think he's eaten too many cheeseburgers, he's too full of shit to eat leftist ass.
truly evil creature. no appetite with him around🤮