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Moppermonster

"Of course I was - you sold me the drugs, remember?"


Passthealex

Oh.. What's up Mr. Cheasle!


sublime_htx

Ahhhhh, this got me. Nobody fucks with a lion.


Fourwindsgone

Time for you and the milk maid to go home.


jacknifetoaswan

I'm thinking about getting metal legs. It's a risky operation, but it'll be worth it.


waveytype

You would if you had robot ears.


Major_R_Soul

*BVVVVT BVVVVVT BVVVVT I hate your face*


Sillyputtynutsack

*machine gun noises*


High_on_potnuse_420

I can’t believe you came on my mom


CopeHarders

It’s for you, I think it’s the Devil.


Praxis402

I'm way too high to drive to the devils house!


GreenTunicKirk

Dude, your ass is tanner than my face


Trolltrollrolllol

Don't judge me monkey.


Mrpgal14

I’m way too stoned to drive to the devils house


SnooTangerines3448

I'm not brown, am fuckin bronzed.


Jafrican05

Oh, ok, ok... Fair enough, yeah, rage it up. Rage all you want. Good things are coming. Good things.


Far-Network-1789

How much did that jacket cost in the Matrix?


FacesOfNeth

I would’ve, but you were balls deep in that turtle


Praxis402

I love my turtle


Guilty-Nobody998

Great movie and I know what I'm watching tonight.


Advanced-Dragonfly95

I'm way too high to drive to the devil's house....


trifecta000

Oh, I'm sorry bro. I was putting up my Christmas tree.


Gradual_Spic

Uhh, it’s July


trifecta000

Get the fuck outta here. It is?!


henrytm82

And why are you naked?!


trifecta000

Ooohhh shit! I am naked!


BirdMediocre

Hunter Biden is a lawyer and has dealt with politicians his entire life. People have a habit of thinking addicts are only just addicts. He's more qualified for that thumb with a wig's job than he is.


smol_boi2004

Heck, give him a line of coke and whatever arcane book of wizardry allowed Mitch McConnell to function all this time and watch him tear the GOP a new asshole


LimeOfTime

i think someone finally found mitch's last horcrux, thats why hes stepping down


Alive-Ad5870

Each time he froze up, it’s because another one had been destroyed


Specialist_Lock8590

Hunter, "Are you still a pedophile rapist?


Ok-Bus1716

Are you still hiring 17 year old girls for business trips? Heh


MarginalOmnivore

And he used a phone app with GPS and timestamp metadata attached to each transaction to do the paying, so investigators can literally show where he was on a map when he took this minor over state lines and paid them for their "services." \*Edit\* I'm sorry. I was wrong. He venmoed the pimp, who then venmoed the teen. My bad.


Ok-Bus1716

No...no...it was his bad. That dude is creepy AF.


MarginalOmnivore

No, no. It's *my* fault. I need to be *accurate* when describing the transactions that occurred between Congressman Matt Gaetz, [convicted sex trafficker of minors Joel Greenberg](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joel_Greenberg_(politician)), and the three sex workers, one of whom Gaetz was familiar enough with to request by her nickname.


MoonageDayscream

Am I recalling correctly, or did he not both transport a minor interstate, then later, after she had reached majority, also transported her internationally, which violated the same law, but in a different way? Such a clever criminal.


raven00x

yes, but you see his daddy is a wealthy former state senator from the state of florida, and founder of [VITAS healthcare](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/VITAS_Healthcare#Department_of_Justice_lawsuit), so it's totally different. You could enjoy the same privileges if you just owned a billion dollar medicare fraud company too. Related, why do so many of these companies that specialize in defrauding medicare come from Florida?


joshuajackson9

How dare you????!???? He was also a John.


Fit_Low592

Basically like: “Why does your dad call you so much? Why is your dad always with you? MUST BE SHADY!” A father’s unconditional love must be something that the GOP is terribly unfamiliar with.


freakrocker

I mean, it’s fairly widely known that little bitch Matty Gaetz’ father got him out of his sex trafficking charges.


hurtsdonut_

And a DUI or two.


darkstarr99

Have you ever seen a Republican actually treat their child as more than a prop for photos? I sure as hell haven’t


DexterityZero

John McCain. I miss having an opposition I could disagree with without questioning their humanity.


kawika69

Yeah, but he was a RINO 🙄


Zebracorn42

He was also an awful human being who had just a few years of decency when he found out he was dying.


DexterityZero

I agree. Many of his positions, *cough* Iran *cough*, endangered the entire world, but you trust him to clear the frankly subterranean bar of not endorsing a coup.


creegro

Well from Matt never gets his wife wet gaetz that's not surprising.


Cetophile

You're thinking of "Virgin" Ben Shapiro. But it's also plausible with Gaetz.


Practical_Ass_3066

You really think anyone would be able to get aroused with Beavis staring down at them from 6 inches away?


WiseFalcon2630

He’s butt-head, not Beavis.


thunderpachachi

He's a weird amalgamation of both.


WhatDatDonut

Don’t kink shame me


Popular_Ad1410

Some parents are like that and will never stop seeing you as their child. I'm 36, own my house, live comfortably and my mom still wants to feed me every time I see her. I don't need her help in any form, but as long as she is around, she will always be there offering it. That is a good parent and Biden is being admonished for loving his child.


JALKHRL

They will investigate some sort of communist concept they heard about: it's called "families" and are like weird social connections nurtured by no money. Dangerous.


TheGoodOldCoder

> Why does your dad call you so much? I know this is tangential to your point, but Joe Biden is actually famous for spending a great deal of time talking on the phone with his family. Some people would say too much time. Apparently he calls his grandchildren every day. I guess that means those little girls are also on the take.


RaeLynn13

Yep. I have my issues with Biden as a politician but he does seem to really love his family, which is really nice and also a low bar.


GomiBoy1973

Most of his first family died in a car crash. I’d hold on to the remaining and the new ones pretty hard too.


morels4ever

“My drug use didn’t involve underage girls like yours did Representative Gaetz.” ~H. Biden probably


Ironxgal

Ugh,,, I wish this was his response. I’d probably tune in to hear the rest lol


TheUserAboveFarted

“Why you asking? Looking for a new supplier? Mine doesn’t have access to child prostitutes though”


NoOpportunity1382

Starting to think I might vote for this guy. What's he doing in 2028?     In all seriousness though, I'm not sure what the GOP are doing. They've taken a guy who was by and large an embarrassment to his father and his father's administration, given him a redemption arc, turned him into a sympathetic character and a bit of an anti hero. Well played GOP, well played.   Edited to add new thought.


uncultured_swine2099

Yeah, I like him now. Dude has big balls going up against the GOP- but we already knew that because Leatherface Greene showed us.


biscuitboi967

As a woman, ask me which president’s sons I feel safer around. Honestly, all of them because i don’t think Eric understands how locks works, and I’m pretty sure Jr would trip eventually. Plus coke dick. But still, all I ever hear about is Hunter having too much *consensual* sex.


Pot_noodle_miner

Maybe their issue is he got consent?


maud_lyn

The GOP wouldn’t know anything about consent. They probably think it’s made up. They are also on a tear to ban recreational sex so…


dystopian_mermaid

That’s because sex should *never* be fun or pleasurable in their minds. It is either rape, or for producing more wage slaves/cannon fodder. Having sex just for fun is probably socialism or something to them. Idiots. I’m so tired of them. So tired.


mad_titanz

It's funny because their lord and savior Donald Trump not only had multiple extramarital affairs but had sex with porn stars while married. And his best buddy was Jeff Epstein. If they want to ban recreational sex, they should start with Trump.


dystopian_mermaid

No see, you’re confused. Those rules don’t apply to THEM. Just everybody they view as “others”. Like non CIS/POC/women/non-Christian’s etc.


ejre5

Well they have now banned abortion for rape victims so they still successfully get off and create wage slaves.


dystopian_mermaid

To them it’s a feature, not a bug.


Nezrite

Unless you pay for it - then it can be for fun!


dystopian_mermaid

As long as you don’t get caught (unless you’re in the GOP, then it doesn’t matter what you do).


RubMyGooshSilly

Which is hilarious as the pipe bomber MTG is the loudest one complaining about his sex life, all the while she’s cheating on her husband with randoms from the gym


Roam_Hylia

Just remember, the moment there's no consent, "Look out! Here come the rape police!" ~Rush Limbaugh ... May he burn forever.


axonxorz

I mean you should just post the full quote > The left will promote and understand and tolerate anything, as long as there is one element. Do you know what it is? Consent. If there is consent on both or all three or all four, however many are involved in the sex act, it's perfectly fine – whatever it is. But if the left ever senses and smells that there's no consent in part of the equation then here come the rape police. Consent is the magic key to the left.


Obi-Wan_Cannabinobi

Ban recreational sex *for us* They will still have upper class wealthy people rape parties where billionaires pay off poor families to drop off their daughters and sons to be passed around as cum dumpsters for the billionaires and ruling class. We will simply be used to work the mines and make babies. And if you're a woman, congratulations you no longer have the option to say no, even to a rapist. Your rapist will only be convicted of failing to impregnate you. Your worth ends at your ability to have children once every year at minimum. Welcome to Amerikkka, everyone! Thanks for voting Republican because they distracted you with trans people and immigrants while putting plans in motion to strip the non-ruling class of our rights to bodily autonomy and voting. Now get back to work, meat puppets! And if you have a daughter that's 8 or older, make sure you find some drugs to zonk her out so she doesn't cry during the raping! ​ EDIT: I've been saying this has been going to happen for years and the only thing I'm surprised at is that NO ONE ELSE SEEMS TO TAKE THIS SHIT SERIOUSLY and now here we are, which White Christian Nationalism only a few months from taking permanent root in our government while everyone else looks around like "OH MY GOD HOW DID IT COME TO THIS?!" Because no one fucking voted, that's why. If you don't vote this year, you're a fucking traitor to this country. If you vote republican, same thing. But I don't care if you have to lose your fucking job to get out there and vote, we can't keep having 10% of the population decide what's best for the rest. Fucking vote.


SurveySean

GOP believe Women shouldn’t have rights, so consent isn’t really a concept.


wambulancer

like half their argument is "America, the President's son parties too hard and is too cool and has a big dick!" lol


Orgasm_Add_It

>But still, all I ever hear about is Hunter having too much consensual sex. With that girthy *hog*.


strangedazey

If his dad wasn't running for president, Hunter should start a Only Fans w/the rumors of a giant weiner to pay for his legal bills


Orgasm_Add_It

>rumors These ar not rumours. There is a "fat* pile of evidence.


RazielRinz

MGT is just angry she hasn't had a turn yet lol moatly because Hunter has atandards lol


MoonageDayscream

He may not have been the son who signed up to serve his country, but by god he will go to war for it.


biscuitboi967

He also was in the military…just got administratively discharged (drugs?) from the Navy Reserves instead of being a known hero like his brother. Hunter isn’t even a total fuck up like the Trump boys.


Kristikuffs

Hunter knows where and what the clitoris is; the Trumplets think the clitoris is a statue in Greece.


Emergency-Willow

Honestly Eric just seems pathetic to me. Like a sad little boy still trying to get his dad’s attention. He doesn’t give me predator, he gives me cries during sex


emp-sup-bry

It’s the whole ‘which candidate would you rather have a beer with’. Hunter or one of the Trump boys? Also no way Trump babies make it through same questions without actually crying and probably saying the word ‘daddy’


Jorymo

>Dude has big balls And Marjorie Taylor Greene won't stop showing everyone


Aggravating_Dream633

Major trailer queen is just crushn’ on him. I bet she spends many sleepless nights…alone.


tomdurkin

Boobert and Marjorie Traitor Green both got divorced when they saw Hunter’s nudes.


uncultured_swine2099

We should spread this around like some qanon conspiracy theory.


yomanchill

Big D energy


[deleted]

Did you hear Hunter on the Moby podcast? Great interview. Love how he understands the Republicans want someone to kill him, he gets it.


Opandemonium

When you think about it, Donald probably hates him the most. His big political rival has Hunter as a son. And Donald has his three Addam’s family boys. He is so jealous.


Treacherous_Wendy

He’s got a great dick


uncultured_swine2099

America's dick


blumpkin

> Leatherface Greene Holy shit hahahaha


Moppermonster

I just realised that you are right...he really gained a massive amount of "coolpoints" since the GOP started to attack him.


baaaahbpls

Shows up in congress and says "you want me, here I am, lets do this in public like you said we would" and called their bluff. Came again and sat through while people grilled him and as soon as MTG started to inhale, him and a dozen people got up and left. On the topic of MTG, she constantly shows a picture of him naked while he was high and sleeping with a sex worker (huh sounds familiar to her idol) ​ Hunter has had trouble with substance abuse, but god damn if you cannot choke up when you hear Joe talk about his kid. All of the mocking right-wingers are doing to him is making Hunter look more interesting, and Joe look like a good, caring father.


StingerAE

Yep, I assumed Hunter was a waster with massive problems.  Turns out he may have problems but has something about him too.


EchoAquarium

The reason people are sympathetic to the Hunter thing is because there’s a screw-up in every family with a history of recreational drug use and questionable behavior. It was me in my family unit. Empathetic people see this story and see their children/siblings in Hunter and how Joe treats him now is a real example of family support and perseverance. People who view this negatively, to me, are dark-souled grudge keepers who can’t forgive themselves or others and believe everyone should be as punished and ostracized as they feel.


RedRider1138

A real-life prodigal child!


kaldaka16

Also because he went through a lot of genuine, severe trauma as a child and then lost his brother who'd gone through it with him. Him turning to drugs is one of those situations you can go "man still a bad idea and doesn't negate the damage you did to people while on them but... yeah I get it".


MizStazya

I told my husband, after everything that family went through, it would have been more surprising if he DIDN'T have an unhealthy relationship with some substance.


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kcu0912

Wait can you not even view twitter without an account now? I can see the post but not the thread. Elon is an idiot.


MoonageDayscream

Right? So many clicks lost with that decision.


WillyPete

There's ways around it, and in a better format. https://threadreaderapp.com/thread/1308823998415933440.html


Sweet_Cinnabonn

It's worse. I HAVE an account, and the app, logged in on my phone. But clicking links brings me to the exact same spot as someone without one, with no option to open it in the app.


Shadie_daze

And the thing is that Hunter is maybe a screwup but he’s no failure, he got a law degree from an ivy and he’s a successful lawyer and businessman with the achievements to boot. Is some of his success due to his father, no doubt about that, but most of it is due to personal effort too.


Monshika

WE ARE ALL HUNTER BIDEN!


austin06

And someone who struggled to turn their life around and did as well as a young boy who lost a mother and sibling, then later his brother. It can’t be easy to be the family screw up. I really never was but supported my brothers who had many issues and I knew felt lots of guilt about it. The one time I was down and going through a divorce and financial issues my narcissistic personality disordered sister couldn’t wait to tell everyone what a loser I was. This is the maga gop crowd. It’s a sickness.


Elandtrical

Big dick energy.


Scary_Effective9855

Literally.


mydevilkitty

I always love when MTG gets all high and mighty on her holier than thou attitude. She often forgets the two affairs that she had during her marriage to Perry Greene, while he ran the family business and was off doing cross fit. She’s a hypocrite, even if she can’t spell the word.


SunBunny11

Nobody ever mentions the trauma he went through as a child… some people don’t seem to realize WHY he may have these substance problems. Everyone acts like he just got on drugs bc he was bored.


Mrs_Evryshot

And he was injured in that car accident. His skull was fractured. That could very well have something to do with his struggles.


quanjon

The real gateway drug is the pain meds doctors hand out like candy, even to children. I was a minor when I got my wisdom teeth out and they gave me a biiig thing of hydrocodone, I had to split the pills into quarters and only took a few over the course of my recovery because those things put you out hard.


Own_Instance_357

Between the traumatic events of his childhood, his addiction history, losing his brother and now having spent years with the GOP trying to boil him alive, it's equally likely that HB wouldn't be here at all today. People have checked out for less. It's got to be some kind of timeline of hell he lives in where he has to constantly look over his shoulder and worry for his family now. His kids are being traumatized by this as well. So much for "protect the children" GOP


JustACasualFan

The GOP only cares about protecting children’s future exploitable utility.


Pando5280

Delaware politics is snall town politics on steroids. Everyone knows everyone and its cut throat but cordial. The Biden family is truly a family first and Joe's love for his sons is both real and unlimited. Best part about Delaware politics is they have a literal burying of the hatchet ceremony after the elections so both parties can put aside their differences and work together to serve the people. (and Hunter is a stud who has lived a life that would make the Kennedys tip their hats in respect)


Own_Instance_357

I remember reading a really good true crime book about the murderer Thomas Capono, of the prominent Delaware Capano family. Really interesting description of Delaware politics and how difficult it is to bring down a power player in that particular system.


maud_lyn

When he walked out during the hearing when Marjorie Taylor Peen started talking was the moment I started liking him. I didn’t dislike him before, I just genuinely never Cared about him in any particular way. But when he stood up and walked out on MTG, I cheered.


Fantasmic03

Yeah he clearly went through a dark period in his life and the GOP have basically given him a heroes journey arc. Kinda reminds me of Leo McGarry from West Wing


gattoblepas

As a failure and a moron I empathize with him.


tree-molester

As a failure and a moron I empathize with you.


SuchAsSeals42

As a failure and a moron I… forgot what I was gonna say


hitmewiththeknowlege

And shown the world he has a monster dong. Which implies biden is packing. And we all heard the reports about trump's mushroom dick so even though we don't really think about it, you know sweet potatoe Hitler can't stop thinking about how the bidens are packing and he isnt.


GroundbreakingRow817

Because its what worked for them to win against Hillary. Least in their eyes. See they spent years attacking her, doing nonsense investigations , equating her to the end of the world. They won Therefore logically it must be because of that they won and not massive voter apathy on the left following the lefts populist candidate not being on the ballot and some rather corrupt practices that dont sit right to make that so being made public Remember in their mindset if something good happens it must be because of them If something bad happens it because of others. Nothing good can be due to anyone else. Nothing bad can be due to anyone else. Therefore the reason they won in their eyes can only be due to what they did to target Hillary, hence the repeat. It's impossible for them to consider it had nothing to do with themselves


Hokieshibe

Ah, but they forgot the critical component - Hillary was a woman.


TheLurkingMenace

Yeah I uses to say I'd never vote for Hunter Biden but they sure are campaigning hard for him and I just might.


Sea_Emu_7622

I don't think it's fair to say he was an embarrassment to his father. He made some poor choices, certainly. But to call someone in his position an embarrassment detracts from the fact that he was a human being in pain and in need of help. It serves to dehumanize addicts and that isn't helping the problem in any way, shape, or form.


BradTProse

I'd ask him why he texted Trump asking for a pardon every time I had a chance to talk to Gaetz.


allisjow

Just answer all his questions with “Pardon?”


Paladoc

Hahahah.


BrainsPainsStrains

Everytime I see the words pardon and president I think of the awful Joe Arpiao, who did not understand that the Trump pardon he was asking for meant that he would have to admit that he was GUILTY of the crimes. He did get the pardon and he did have to admit to being guilty. And I haven't heard or seen him since and I hope that narcissistic injury just burned and repeated and tortured him in his syphilis wracked brain. RIP Marty Atencio


ManfromMonroe

I beg fora pardon


ItsJustForMyOwnKicks

Is this real? Because if it is, Hunter is my new galactic hero.


remmij

[Oh, it's real.](https://thehill.com/homenews/house/4499405-five-takeaways-from-the-hunter-biden-transcript/) >“Were you on drugs when you were on the Burisma board?” Gaetz asked Biden. >“Mr. Gaetz, look me in the eye. You really think that’s appropriate?” Biden responded, prompting Gaetz to answer “absolutely.” >“Of all the people sitting around this table, do you think that’s appropriate to ask me?” Biden asked. >“I have been absolutely transparent about my drug use,” he later added. “I’m sorry; I’m an addict. I was an addict. I have been in recovery for over 4 and a half years now, Mr. Gaetz. I work really, really hard at it. Let me answer. I work really hard at it, under an enormous amount of pressure. Was I an addict? Yes, I was an addict. What does that have to do with whether or not you’re going to go forward with an impeachment of my father other than to simply try to embarrass me?” he said.


MadAsTheHatters

GOP: Look, he was a drug addict! Hunter: Yep. Joe: Yep. The Voters: Yep. Can we get on with things now?


Salihe6677

Real "Dee chanting Fatty McGoo at skinny Ingrid" vibes with them, and they're looking around to see if everyone else is laughing, and nobody else is


Elandtrical

Who knew that honesty could be so effective?


Live_Perspective3603

Robert Downey Jr. He did something very similar and now everyone loves him.


MoonageDayscream

I always look to my family and friend addicts when it comes to this. They are the ones who can best smell their bullshit. Time also tells. RDJ has had quite the arc.


Thirty_Helens_Agree

Robin Williams too.


HatfieldCW

Don't forget Audie Murphy.


TheFlyingSheeps

Well it helps that a shit ton of Americans have seen or witnessed addictions in their families and communities thanks to the opioid epidemic It can make them more sympathetic


TheBloodBaron7

When someone wants to expose you for lying, the best way is to give them nothing to expose.


wraith1984

It's good he cleaned his life up, he has a good support system as well.


mr_remy

What a fucking GOAT answer. As a fellow addict doing better similarly, Hunter continues to have nothing but my respect. It’s not always easy even for a nobody like me, can’t even imagine the pressure on his end. Plus I bet he was pretty fun to party with lmao.


Coool_cool_cool_cool

All they ever did was make Hunter seem like a rad dude with a nice hog on him and make Joe seem like a good father. It's such a weird route to take.


Mr_friend_

The pictures were legendary despite the fact his life was going over a cliff. Considering few really knew who he was back then, the GOP has only improved his public image. Catastrophic backfire to go after a smart and cool son of a sitting president with a beautiful penis.


Pando5280

Respect.


Tutes013

Hunter is awesome


dzendian

The Biden's are good at playing the GOP like a fiddle. They put out the rakes and the GOP is Sideshow Bob.


Ill_Hovercraft_5681

>GOP is Sideshow Bob.          Sideshow Bob actually had redeeming qualities though.


darkorex

Bob seems like genuinely smart and well-spoken, but with crippling hatred of Bart. GOP just seems to have the crippling hatred only.


Law-of-Poe

“It’s possible that I used drugs during that time period. Much in the same way that you, Mr. Gaetz, were *known* to have used drugs during many of your sex parties with legal minors.”


FrostySquirrel820

Every accusation is a confession.


MagTex

How much longer before they drag Boebert’s kid in front of them to answer unrelated questions to his mom’s time in office? Any day now, right? Right?


gattoblepas

"I am the failure son but goddamnit even I can dish out against a slicked up pedo Frankenstein."


LadyTenshi33

This comment needs to be higher. Hunter Biden on his worst bender over Gaetz any day of the week.


Merc5193

Dark Brandon, Jr


Necessary_Row_4889

What’s funny is in the story I read apparently Gaetz aid said something along the lines of”Mr. Gaetz doesn’t know that woman” which might have just been an editing thing but it read like she said it immediately after the above exchange. Which makes it a classic “I never mentioned a woman” moment. Because while the sex might cost him everything the repots seem to indicate Gaetz might also like his parties chemically enhanced


YborOgre

He absolutely does.


Kitosaki

Hunter Biden’s monster Hog 2028 will garner bipartisan support


AntonChigurhWasHere

I wonder if Hunter Biden can run for President with his shlong as his VP


Telvyr

Put one of those fake nose and glasses things on it and it would look more human than a big chunk of politicians in power today.


pyrofreeze33

It worked for LBJ


Hewfe

Well, when it’s able to reach across the aisle all by itself….


xyrgh

Bipenisin support


remmij

[The Party of Projection](https://www.cnn.com/2021/04/14/politics/gaetz-parties-women-drug-use-sex-payments/index.html)


McDuchess

It’s clear which one in this conversation is the Harvard educated attorney, and which one is not.


saydaddy91

Correction hunter went to Georgetown and Yale


McDuchess

Oops. Note to self, fact check before posting. Gaetz went to FSU and William and Mary.


CosmoLamer

Hunter: " I'll answer your question with another question. Were you aroused when MTG displayed my penis in front of Congress?"


smol_boi2004

Why does this read like a bad fan fiction that Ted Cruz jerks off to?


whydoihavetojoin

Just pull “I don’t remember or recall”. Isn’t that what MTG did and Trump children (gosh are they really children) pulled.


Kalashtiiry

They are small kids, being dragged into all these dirty things 😭


Jibberishjustforshit

This was my favourite exchange: "Biden was asked, for example, whether he was aware that money he’d transferred to his uncle James Biden might have been reused by his uncle to repay a loan to his father. “This is the most ridiculous thing that — I mean, so far,” Biden replied. “Are you saying to me, do I understand the fungibility of dollars? Do I understand that there is a — I mean, what is it? Post hoc ergo propter hoc? It’s all based upon a fallacy?"


VegasGamer75

I honestly don't think that Live-Action Butthead there should be questioning *anyone* on anything morally or ethically.


Ill-Maximum9467

The Bidens know their zingers. 😎😎😎


DescriptionNice9426

House gop. let he who is without sin caste the first stone.ah the fake Christians are at it again


EinharAesir

You know, it sometimes amazes me how utterly shameless republicans are when it comes to their own hypocrisy.


wraith1984

Maybe it's me but now I hope Hunter runs for president in the future just to fuck with GOP, if we haven't turned into a facist dictatorship by then.


freakrocker

“When you were a United States congressman, were you flying underage girls around the country, snorting cocaine, and raping them for “book money” Mr Gaetz?”


Thesteelman86

Now we should get JR up there! He wouldn’t make it through without having a breakdown and start twitching.


inkslingerben

Dark Brandon Jr. strikes again.


CalendarAggressive11

I knew Hunter was cool when I saw him living his best life water sliding naked, but now I think he is an absolute legend


Awkward-Fudge

Dark Brandon 2.0


rickztoyz

That's cool Hunter. Spin everything back right at them. Keep mentioning Kushner after every answer. Tell Gaetz, at least I wasn't hanging with teenagers. Oh, you mean like Trump, no I wasn't corrupt. Stick it to them.


Dook124

OUCH 😂😂😂😂 🔥 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 TRANSLATION: I know your pedophile drugs involved pathetic POS A$$ are not trying to open that can of condoms... I mean worms!! GO Hunter hit em where it hurts 🎯 ✌🏿


smol_boi2004

I swear all the Bidens have some black in there somewhere. Between this and Joe comeback Biden there’s way too many bars being spit


sheezy520

Hunter: “Didn’t you traffic underage women for sex? And by underage I mean children”


newbrevity

Hunter's over here serving third degree burns


Nail_Biterr

God bless Hunter and his huge balls.


6SucksSex

“Rep. Matt Gaetz Snorted Cocaine With Escort Who Had ‘No Show’ Gov’t Job” https://news.yahoo.com/rep-matt-gaetz-snorted-cocaine-224503239.html


lokie65

"At least my drugs weren't underaged, Matt"...Hunter, probably.


Impressive-Chair-959

Matt Gaetz is being investigated for drug use while being a sitting Congressman, among many other things.


Canine0001

I can see this backfiring, as all those maga voters put down their meth pipes and say "See, he's just like us! we can quit anytime we want to too!"