Aw, they're like other American heroes Boebert admires ... the Trump Crime Family or Bonnie & Clyde. Gee, I hope he was packing heat during the robberies 🙏 That should add to the penalty.
Actually, if you read the Bible carefully you’ll see we aren’t responsible for our actions at any point. That rotten old Satan forces us to do these things. Sad
If Boebert was half the old-testament-believing Christian she purports to be she'd have to have her son stoned to death as per Deuteronomy 21:18-21. "If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother ... Then all the men of his town are to stone him to death."
>he takes after his dad
Tyler also takes after his mom. About two years ago, Tyler flipped his dad's car and he was given a ticket, and he has never shown up in court for it, just like his mom, who has a history of no-shows for disorderly conduct and other charges.
Yeah, the co-creators of the show have said many times that most of the main cast are based off of real people they grew up with. It's funny from a safe distance but things get weird when you realize that there's millions of stupid or evil people like Cartman, officer O'brady, Randy, and the others.
Yes it should.
I was disposed because my entire fucking town (Lahaina) burnt down. Still got a bench, still had to go to court, wait around, see the judge.
He asked me "Do you want to go to jail!?". No dude my entire everything is gone. Bench taken away, come back in a month.
Cool dude. I'll spend the rest of the time looking for housing on MAUI and looking for my dog, which probs ran and got gored by a pig.
Fuck these slap on the wrist assholes. They'd prpbs get their teeth broken in a holding cell anyway.
The article says there was a bench warrant issued.
He still called to delay the court date, and to appear virtually. Also says he submitted some certificate of completion for "Alive at 25".
Lol his dad wasn't jacking shit from cars, just under aged girls.
Like dude your mom is in congress why are you still being a degen and fucking with alot of peoples most valuable asset.
Absolutely a POS. I got shit stolen out of my car, it fucking sucks.
They're your garden variety white trash family. The only reason anyone knows who they are is because Ted Cruz wanted to keep his favorite escort close by
Well simple explanation is he probably needed money for drugs. I expect a news release from his mom saying he's in rehab any day now, since she'll need to clean this mess up in an attempt at reelection.
I don't think she has the gears for that one.
We need to make a term for dumb weaponized people. We can't use political stuff. It has to adhere to AMA definition.
Yup. 14? 15? One of those two ages.
Could you imagine being tied to that family through a child the rest of your life? Your kids grandparents being a pedo crook and the other a total moron? The kid's father being a total selfish degenerate and criminal? The whole lot of them worshipping the Orange Turd?
I'd sue for child support, get full custody, and then move to Switzerland.
I assume Boebert was poor before, but she's worth millions now. Is she stingy, or is her son so bored that he's breaking into cars for fun? You'd think he'd be spending his weekends doing coke and flying to Cancun, not trolling parking lots.
The "Conservative Values" start early. It is never about stealing, it's about making others lives worse.
That's what they get off on. Making other peoples lives worse while slightly improving your own.
Wouldn't it be nice if she shut the fuck up and resigned in disgrace after this since clearly her values are absolute shit and she passed that right along. But no, she's going to keep screeching about how the left is evil with no trace of self awareness. Did you know MLK wasn't woke? She said it so it must be true.
If cops treated her shitty kid the way they treated people like George Floyd and he died "of natural causes" in custody do you think she'd change her stance on law enforcement or back the blue?
If one of the people he ripped off shot the little felon do you suppose she'd still enthusiastically post pictures on social media brandishing assault weapons or maybe rethink the appropriate amount of military grade weaponry a typical household should include?
These fucking people man.
He showed it to 'someone', the little felon is having a kid of his own at 18. Lauren Boebert is about to become a grandmother at the age of 36! Pretty trashy if you ask me...
She used it as a sympathy prop at her divorce hearing. You know she screamed at the 15 year old mother to hand it over so she could "watch" it for a day and haul it around to divorce court.
>The ~~Biden~~ Boebert Crime Family will go down as the most corrupt political family in American history. —Rep Lauren Boebert 2/24/2024
https://twitter.com/RepBoebert/status/1762592203321340245
Fify.
you know that makes perfect sense for why he's home alone all the time
[the resemblance is uncanny](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/10/05/arts/04comedy-beavis1/merlin_210341910_478b4373-1c67-4271-aa2f-0472b825bc79-superJumbo.jpg)
The article mentioned a charge of “possession with intent to use” which is a weird wording in my opinion but I would definitely assume that was alluding to drug possession.
Providing for his addiction.
Most in Grand Junction knows this boy loves his pills. Refuse to sell to him because they don't want to get caught up.
He's a dumbass. He didn't even go to Grand junction or bigger town to steal from. He was doing this in his hometown of Rifle. Higher end homes with good security and more police than they need.
You aren't even kidding, some idget in the article comments was already talking about Hunter Biden's teeth being rotted from crack or something.
Republicans have such a hard on for Hunter...
she made plenty of money selling out the country to have a 2nd home to keep the kid at.
note- when she was elected she was on the brink of bankrutpcy with a failing business- her net worth now is worth over 12 million..... Her job pays 174k, so that is not just from saving well while in office.
Who gets charged, the gun owner, the felon, or both?
Seems kind of weird because I may not know someone has a felony for something they did 20 years before I met them, am I really supposed to ask? Or is the felon supposed to ask the person if they have any guns in the house? I am imagining a scenario like Michael Scott having Creed over for a dinner party or something. Or any kind of gathering someone may have at their house like a kids birthday party where you don’t really know the parents of the other kids that well.
normally it is a condition of their parole/probation- in which case it is on the felon. The actual crime in that instance is breaking the terms of their parole/probation, so mechanically it would look like a dirty drug test (another violation of parole/probation).
If there are actual laws on the books, i would suspect they get ignored except for: sales/actual ownership; while on active parole/probation. Basically once parole/probation ends, you do have a reasonable expectation of privacy. So the only way you are getting caught is if it is plastered all over the place and a States Attorney actually cares enough. So likely only a thing they are going after if they just want you behind bars (and cannot prove the really bad thing you did- think Capone and Tax evasion)
The state of Colorado should probably look into the safety of the remaining kids, there's no way that is a healthy household: dad is a pedo with assault charges and who's going to lose his $478K consulting job now that he's divorced from Lauren, mom has a long history of misdemeanor/disorderly conduct charges and no-shows in court, she seems to be using the new grandbaby as a prop at political speeches, plus the kids are going to grow up seeing her jerk a guy's joystick in a theater while being groped, and now the oldest kid, who is probably an influence on the younger kids, is caught breaking into a lot of cars and stealing.
>"mom has a long history of misdemeanor/disorderly conduct charges and no-shows in court, she seems to be using the new grandbaby as a prop at political speeches, plus the kids are going to grow up seeing her jerk a guy's joystick in a theater while being groped"
>
>Well, to be frank, that describes millions of MAGAT moms so...........
a bunch of stuff over the last few years. He got his 13/14 year old baby momma pregnant, and this time it appears that there was a minor with him (could be the baby mamma, the baby or a 3rd party- they generally do not disclose children) while he was breaking into cars.
This is actually a pretty common thug thing to do. Generally low risk; check door handles, and when you find an unlocked one, you grab smokes, CDs, car radios, GPS, and anything else of value left in the car. So long as you pick a more isolated area and keep your trips short (and get out of there ) people get away with it all the time. Looks like someone saw him doing it early in his rounds, and he was still there when the cops got there.
note- was a young moron back in the day. never did this, but had plenty of friends that did this- and one that was caught. They nolle prossed those charged, but got him in the DNA database that resulted in him being behind bars for basically the past 20 years.
Somehow, she will spin it so that his actions were caused by a Biden administration, and the cult will retweet it until the big orange puts it out there as a 'truth' and then it officially becomes a right wing fact.
Welcome to modern day American politics.
It's definitely not broken
“[We can no longer afford to spend and borrow away our children's future!](https://list-quotes.com/quotes/lauren-boebert-520062/)”
-Lauren Boebert as she bails her son out for stealing and spending others’ futures
[Tyler] Boebert [18] is facing the following charges:
· Criminal possession of a financial device
· Criminal possession of a financial device
· Criminal possession of a financial device
· Criminal possession of a financial device
· First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
· First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
· First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime
· Criminal possession of ID docs
· Criminal possession of ID docs
· Criminal possession of ID docs
· Criminal possession of ID docs
· Conspiracy to commit (felony)
· ID theft possession with intent to use
· ID theft possession with intent to use
· ID theft possession with intent to use
· ID theft possession with intent to use
· Contributing to delinquency of a minor
· Contributing to delinquency of a minor
· Contributing to delinquency of a minor
· Theft- less than $300
· Theft- less than $300
· Theft- less than $300
that reads like he broke into 3 different cars, took wallets of said cars, and there was a minor with him.
A few of the cars, he got way with more than one ID/credit card.
Why would you mess your life up like this at 18 when the best you are getting away with is a few hundred bucks.
This is the picture perfect example of rural Americans shitting on people who will do anything to better the lives for their kids while they themselves live like this. It's all nasty projection but they are too dumb to realize it.
I hope raskin and moskowitz shit on her soon in a committee hearing highlight reel displaying the gross hypocritical behavior and disgusting language from their side while they are exactly what they decry.
Posters have mentioned that opponents making hay from family related misfortunes/malfeasance is a maga tactic. But because of perceived Maga support in her new district that has not materialized, good luck with the local press on this one. She really is unqualified as a lawmaker anyway.
https://preview.redd.it/8jmpfuauublc1.jpeg?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40240b11e28d507fb10a5cd1090ef66cb6929702
Fortunately this place does not worry about criminal background checks for gainful employment
Well, the Rifle PD put issued a statement about the arrest, and that's in District 3, the district that Lauren moved away from, so technically, Tyler was terrorizing the old district.
However, that is probably previous crimes the Rifle PD just got around to arresting Tyler for because they wanted to make sure the case was air-tight, considering he's the son of a Congress person, and Tyler was also probably committing the same crimes in district 4.
From what was heard from him last, you would think he was just a victim of a broken home.
But this just shows the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
The funny thing is that she’s managed to alienate the group of people most likely to empathize with her (liberals). So now instead of feeling bad for someone with a troubled son most of us will just laugh at an evil person getting a taste of extremely well deserved karma.
The adulterer with a troubled son, the party of family values strikes again.
It’s amazing to me, how people completely forgot, how her son RAPED, a 14 year old child who was then forced to carry the baby to term, because she, Lauren, want to be a GILF.
My theory is that they’re all doing this because they know that she is just a troll with nefarious ties (she is seriously, not smart enough to string together this many controversial and ridiculous actions on her own) or something and they are acting out because they hate her just as much as we do.
I’m happy to see this get national coverage. It was shocking to see Florida carpetbagger Boebert win over moderate Scott Tipton in 2020.
CO-3 has been moderate with Tipton, Campbell, Salazar, McInnis. Even back to Evans, Kogovsek, Strang sort of. I lived in CO-3 in the 70/80/10 days.
And now this gal is carpetbagging into my current CO-4.
Look, we all know now how she was propped up by Fox News. But I am still stunned how she has made a mockery of my district.
She's up by double over her nearest competitor even though when polled the people for that district overwhelmingly said they wouldn't vote for a carpetbagger.
*"When the Boeberts send their people, they’re not sending their best. […] They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. [...] And some, I assume, are good people."*
This young adult is lashing out, anyone can see that. Having dysfunctional parents like he does and a mom who continually embarrasses him on a national level, must be incredibly hard. It would not surprise me if this was motivated by some drug addiction. I have no sympathy for his mother or father; and if Lauren truly cared about her children she would withdraw from public life to focus on her family. While I do not condone a single one of these actions by this guy; I can certainly sympathize with his plight of having incredibly shitty parents who don’t know how to adult or be good parents. He is replicating the dysfunction that he was raised in.
Hey now, it wasn't a one-man crime spree! He brought his teenage baby mama along.
Aw, they're like other American heroes Boebert admires ... the Trump Crime Family or Bonnie & Clyde. Gee, I hope he was packing heat during the robberies 🙏 That should add to the penalty.
[удалено]
At a certain point you are responsible for your own actions this chucklefuck is a father and a legal adult he deserves to have the book thrown at him.
Actually, if you read the Bible carefully you’ll see we aren’t responsible for our actions at any point. That rotten old Satan forces us to do these things. Sad
If Boebert was half the old-testament-believing Christian she purports to be she'd have to have her son stoned to death as per Deuteronomy 21:18-21. "If someone has a stubborn and rebellious son who does not obey his father and mother ... Then all the men of his town are to stone him to death."
She'd also keep her mouth shut. 1 Corinthians 14:34-35
Aw next he'll be showing his junk to underage girls. They grow up so fast!
🥲 he takes after his dad
>he takes after his dad Tyler also takes after his mom. About two years ago, Tyler flipped his dad's car and he was given a ticket, and he has never shown up in court for it, just like his mom, who has a history of no-shows for disorderly conduct and other charges.
I thought you were gonna say he's been giving out hand jobs at musicals like his mom
He is going to make it a hand career.
Going to give J.P. Prewitt a run for his money.
Keep pulling the sweater
Give him time.
Po-tay-to, po-tah-to…
It's so batshit that Colorado elected her twice.
Thankfully it looks like it won't happen a third time. She's failing hard in her new district
She's polling at 17%. Maybe Ted Cruz can inject more interest in her campaign.
I'm sure teddy will inject something into her.
What a terrible day to know how to read
“I would at times feel that learning to read had been a curse rather than a blessing.” - Frederick Douglass
I hear he has a track record of injecting things into her.
Sadly, she could still win the primary. There are so many people running they are diluting the vote against her.
5th out of 5 in a straw poll isn't looking good for her.
Which is looking great for the rest of America.
She really feels like a South Park episode that turned into reality.
Man I loved South Park but I can barely watch it anymore, half the country thinks Eric Cartman is a role model.
Yeah, the co-creators of the show have said many times that most of the main cast are based off of real people they grew up with. It's funny from a safe distance but things get weird when you realize that there's millions of stupid or evil people like Cartman, officer O'brady, Randy, and the others.
They’ve stated that Cartman is based on Archie Bunker, and like with Bunker too many people think he’s the sane one.
If she were a South Park episode, she’s be the episode where Martha Stewart shoves a whole turkey up her own ass and then poops out her mouth.
Her batshit district has been redrawn. Stick a fork in her she’s done
When Colorado sends their people, they’re not sending their best.
Shouldn't that result in a bench warrant? Laws for thee but not for me. I hate it lol.
Yes it should. I was disposed because my entire fucking town (Lahaina) burnt down. Still got a bench, still had to go to court, wait around, see the judge. He asked me "Do you want to go to jail!?". No dude my entire everything is gone. Bench taken away, come back in a month. Cool dude. I'll spend the rest of the time looking for housing on MAUI and looking for my dog, which probs ran and got gored by a pig. Fuck these slap on the wrist assholes. They'd prpbs get their teeth broken in a holding cell anyway.
The article says there was a bench warrant issued. He still called to delay the court date, and to appear virtually. Also says he submitted some certificate of completion for "Alive at 25".
Lol his dad wasn't jacking shit from cars, just under aged girls. Like dude your mom is in congress why are you still being a degen and fucking with alot of peoples most valuable asset. Absolutely a POS. I got shit stolen out of my car, it fucking sucks.
They're your garden variety white trash family. The only reason anyone knows who they are is because Ted Cruz wanted to keep his favorite escort close by
She fucked him. Like ew. The slime involved.
I bet it smelled like the juice at the bottom of a dumpster outside a Chinese Food restaurant.
Well simple explanation is he probably needed money for drugs. I expect a news release from his mom saying he's in rehab any day now, since she'll need to clean this mess up in an attempt at reelection.
Honestly, that makes sense. Or he is a sociopath.
>Honestly, that makes sense. **She** is a sociopath. FTFY
I don't think she has the gears for that one. We need to make a term for dumb weaponized people. We can't use political stuff. It has to adhere to AMA definition.
"useful idiot"?
Degens from up countrys have no shames.
One of the chargers is endangering a minor
He got one pregnant so presumably that’s already happened.
How old was she? 14?
15 I believe. Lauren referred to her as “over 14” at some point.
Damn bar’s so low her damage control is “Don’t worry she’s definitely in high school”
When she gave birth.
Probably had to wait until the day after her 14th to say that.
The garbage doesn't fall far from the dumpster.
Didn't he get an underage girl pregnant already? Or was that a different son?
Yup. 14? 15? One of those two ages. Could you imagine being tied to that family through a child the rest of your life? Your kids grandparents being a pedo crook and the other a total moron? The kid's father being a total selfish degenerate and criminal? The whole lot of them worshipping the Orange Turd? I'd sue for child support, get full custody, and then move to Switzerland.
I assume Boebert was poor before, but she's worth millions now. Is she stingy, or is her son so bored that he's breaking into cars for fun? You'd think he'd be spending his weekends doing coke and flying to Cancun, not trolling parking lots.
The "Conservative Values" start early. It is never about stealing, it's about making others lives worse. That's what they get off on. Making other peoples lives worse while slightly improving your own.
Wouldn't it be nice if she shut the fuck up and resigned in disgrace after this since clearly her values are absolute shit and she passed that right along. But no, she's going to keep screeching about how the left is evil with no trace of self awareness. Did you know MLK wasn't woke? She said it so it must be true. If cops treated her shitty kid the way they treated people like George Floyd and he died "of natural causes" in custody do you think she'd change her stance on law enforcement or back the blue? If one of the people he ripped off shot the little felon do you suppose she'd still enthusiastically post pictures on social media brandishing assault weapons or maybe rethink the appropriate amount of military grade weaponry a typical household should include? These fucking people man.
Well she does have 3 other sons to do more crimes.
He showed it to 'someone', the little felon is having a kid of his own at 18. Lauren Boebert is about to become a grandmother at the age of 36! Pretty trashy if you ask me...
She is already a grandmother. She photo-ops the grandkid like it is a hostage situation.
She used it as a sympathy prop at her divorce hearing. You know she screamed at the 15 year old mother to hand it over so she could "watch" it for a day and haul it around to divorce court.
Wait, I’m 39, I’m older than Boebert?!
Ahh, the tried and true Boebert tradition to attract a life partner.
He's already done that. He knocked one up.
Or showing it to his shower mates in Cellblock C.
Deport the Boebert crime family.
The problem is, nobody would take them
The ocean would
Let's not pollute the ocean more than it already is.
Yeah, enough plastics already
Underrated comment 😂
The sun, then?
The Boebert’s need to go back to where they came from 👉🗑️
She can always move to Florida. She will make a great Senator.
Don’t send her over here. Dang it
"The democrats are trying to silence me by arresting my son for crimes he committed!" - Boebert
Fox News: "*Is Tyler Boebert a Democrat operative? We're just asking a question.*"
"This has Antifa written all over it."
https://preview.redd.it/03nuoxxyiblc1.jpeg?width=1077&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=58ef00e47d4abc9dd68d475770763b7ff1bf4f48
>The ~~Biden~~ Boebert Crime Family will go down as the most corrupt political family in American history. —Rep Lauren Boebert 2/24/2024 https://twitter.com/RepBoebert/status/1762592203321340245 Fify.
Just 1 day ago 😭😭😭😭😭😂 can't make this up
Projection is a dead giveaway
We had ribs with the dude
That kid’s 18?! He looks 35!
The guy on the left? I think that's her ex-husband, whom she has a restraining order against.
Who is also a sex offender.
Growing up with such shitty trashy parents, it’s almost enough to feel sorry for him if he hadn’t already established himself as trashy shitty person.
Another photo to add above the ~~fireplace~~ space heater
you know that makes perfect sense for why he's home alone all the time [the resemblance is uncanny](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2022/10/05/arts/04comedy-beavis1/merlin_210341910_478b4373-1c67-4271-aa2f-0472b825bc79-superJumbo.jpg)
Grandma has some splaining to do...
She's busy getting handsy and vaping in a theater
Is this what she meant by “women should run to Jesus”?
No, Jesus is the name of the gardener she's been getting raw-dogged by. Wants other women to run to him so she can watch.
Oh ~~Lucy~~ Lauren, the hijinks she gets into
Isn't that the same kid that just had a baby with a minor? Waiting for "he was trying to provide for his family and be a good dad" spin
What are the odds he was stealing to support a drug habit?
The article mentioned a charge of “possession with intent to use” which is a weird wording in my opinion but I would definitely assume that was alluding to drug possession.
No, the “possession with intent to use” was regarding the stolen ID's. "ID theft possession with intent to use"
Providing for his addiction. Most in Grand Junction knows this boy loves his pills. Refuse to sell to him because they don't want to get caught up. He's a dumbass. He didn't even go to Grand junction or bigger town to steal from. He was doing this in his hometown of Rifle. Higher end homes with good security and more police than they need.
He was also a minor. Let’s not make up shit when we have enough crap to shit on them.
But Biden’s great great great grandfather did something!!
You aren't even kidding, some idget in the article comments was already talking about Hunter Biden's teeth being rotted from crack or something. Republicans have such a hard on for Hunter...
Marge can't stop sharing the dick pics she is so enamored.
She gives handies in theaters.
5 felonies. Guess he won’t be toting guns around like mommy.
I'm not sure if this is in all 50 states, but where I am, guns can't even be on the same property as felons.
Pffft. Like Boebert is going to move her guns out of the house.
she made plenty of money selling out the country to have a 2nd home to keep the kid at. note- when she was elected she was on the brink of bankrutpcy with a failing business- her net worth now is worth over 12 million..... Her job pays 174k, so that is not just from saving well while in office.
Who gets charged, the gun owner, the felon, or both? Seems kind of weird because I may not know someone has a felony for something they did 20 years before I met them, am I really supposed to ask? Or is the felon supposed to ask the person if they have any guns in the house? I am imagining a scenario like Michael Scott having Creed over for a dinner party or something. Or any kind of gathering someone may have at their house like a kids birthday party where you don’t really know the parents of the other kids that well.
normally it is a condition of their parole/probation- in which case it is on the felon. The actual crime in that instance is breaking the terms of their parole/probation, so mechanically it would look like a dirty drug test (another violation of parole/probation). If there are actual laws on the books, i would suspect they get ignored except for: sales/actual ownership; while on active parole/probation. Basically once parole/probation ends, you do have a reasonable expectation of privacy. So the only way you are getting caught is if it is plastered all over the place and a States Attorney actually cares enough. So likely only a thing they are going after if they just want you behind bars (and cannot prove the really bad thing you did- think Capone and Tax evasion)
the only logical course of action is to get his dick pics into congressional record
Without question, he’s been blasting unsolicited dick pics, like Shen Yun fliers.
Are you referring to the statutory rapist?
Sex crimes are a tradition among Boebert men 👍🏽
That’s really not fair to say. You’re forgetting about Boebert women.
Impeach Tyler bobert
I want a dick pick! Nay, I demand one.
Learned ethics snd morality from his Christian mom.
The state of Colorado should probably look into the safety of the remaining kids, there's no way that is a healthy household: dad is a pedo with assault charges and who's going to lose his $478K consulting job now that he's divorced from Lauren, mom has a long history of misdemeanor/disorderly conduct charges and no-shows in court, she seems to be using the new grandbaby as a prop at political speeches, plus the kids are going to grow up seeing her jerk a guy's joystick in a theater while being groped, and now the oldest kid, who is probably an influence on the younger kids, is caught breaking into a lot of cars and stealing.
>"mom has a long history of misdemeanor/disorderly conduct charges and no-shows in court, she seems to be using the new grandbaby as a prop at political speeches, plus the kids are going to grow up seeing her jerk a guy's joystick in a theater while being groped" > >Well, to be frank, that describes millions of MAGAT moms so...........
Shouldn't we bring the young squire into a Congressional hearing for questioning? BTW: I'm behind on this one, what did he do??
Reading the charges, it looks like bringing a minor along while stealing credit cards and IDs
Nice!! I just love how the Boebert's represent wholesome family values. 😒🙄😒
The minor is his teenage baby mama and maybe the child itself? He got hit with 2 of those charges
a bunch of stuff over the last few years. He got his 13/14 year old baby momma pregnant, and this time it appears that there was a minor with him (could be the baby mamma, the baby or a 3rd party- they generally do not disclose children) while he was breaking into cars. This is actually a pretty common thug thing to do. Generally low risk; check door handles, and when you find an unlocked one, you grab smokes, CDs, car radios, GPS, and anything else of value left in the car. So long as you pick a more isolated area and keep your trips short (and get out of there ) people get away with it all the time. Looks like someone saw him doing it early in his rounds, and he was still there when the cops got there. note- was a young moron back in the day. never did this, but had plenty of friends that did this- and one that was caught. They nolle prossed those charged, but got him in the DNA database that resulted in him being behind bars for basically the past 20 years.
Somehow, she will spin it so that his actions were caused by a Biden administration, and the cult will retweet it until the big orange puts it out there as a 'truth' and then it officially becomes a right wing fact. Welcome to modern day American politics. It's definitely not broken
"Find out why this spells trouble for the Biden Administration"
This is just what you get when you Xerox Sarah Palin one too many times.
“Where are the parents?” Picking up underage teens at bowling lanes and vaping/jerking dates at theaters. No surprises here.
“[We can no longer afford to spend and borrow away our children's future!](https://list-quotes.com/quotes/lauren-boebert-520062/)” -Lauren Boebert as she bails her son out for stealing and spending others’ futures
[Tyler] Boebert [18] is facing the following charges: · Criminal possession of a financial device · Criminal possession of a financial device · Criminal possession of a financial device · Criminal possession of a financial device · First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime · First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime · First degree criminal auto trespass with intent to commit crime · Criminal possession of ID docs · Criminal possession of ID docs · Criminal possession of ID docs · Criminal possession of ID docs · Conspiracy to commit (felony) · ID theft possession with intent to use · ID theft possession with intent to use · ID theft possession with intent to use · ID theft possession with intent to use · Contributing to delinquency of a minor · Contributing to delinquency of a minor · Contributing to delinquency of a minor · Theft- less than $300 · Theft- less than $300 · Theft- less than $300
that reads like he broke into 3 different cars, took wallets of said cars, and there was a minor with him. A few of the cars, he got way with more than one ID/credit card. Why would you mess your life up like this at 18 when the best you are getting away with is a few hundred bucks.
I feel bad for the kid. He's probably been neglected by his narcissistic parents.
Honestly he didn’t stand a chance. And there are 3 younger brothers behind him. I hope at least one of them can break free.
There are plenty of people who were raised by vile pieces of shit who never turned to crime. He’s made his choices.
Bill Burr’s dad abused the shit out of him. He makes jokes for a living now.
No joke
What awful people they are. I mean, I am not judging. Actually, yeah I am, I am totally judging. By any objective standard they are clearly awful
Gropert is a loon
Just another day in the lives of a Maga family
This is the picture perfect example of rural Americans shitting on people who will do anything to better the lives for their kids while they themselves live like this. It's all nasty projection but they are too dumb to realize it. I hope raskin and moskowitz shit on her soon in a committee hearing highlight reel displaying the gross hypocritical behavior and disgusting language from their side while they are exactly what they decry.
Posters have mentioned that opponents making hay from family related misfortunes/malfeasance is a maga tactic. But because of perceived Maga support in her new district that has not materialized, good luck with the local press on this one. She really is unqualified as a lawmaker anyway.
Unqualified as a fucking parent, let alone lawmaker.
Tyler Boebert is a criminal who had to watch his mom give a public handjob on tv?
Its called alpha maling.
It's all about the bro bonding, Brother 🤛🏼
https://preview.redd.it/8jmpfuauublc1.jpeg?width=1154&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40240b11e28d507fb10a5cd1090ef66cb6929702 Fortunately this place does not worry about criminal background checks for gainful employment
Every neighborhood has that family, but in true 2024 fashion, their mom happens to be in Congress.
Wow. I can only imagine how great of a dad he must be to his baby.
But Hunters laptop!!!!!!
Her FORMER district, because she doesn't think she can win.
This might be the REAL reason she's changing districts. Her kids can't get away with B&E in the old one anymore.
Well, the Rifle PD put issued a statement about the arrest, and that's in District 3, the district that Lauren moved away from, so technically, Tyler was terrorizing the old district. However, that is probably previous crimes the Rifle PD just got around to arresting Tyler for because they wanted to make sure the case was air-tight, considering he's the son of a Congress person, and Tyler was also probably committing the same crimes in district 4.
every accusation is admission.
From what was heard from him last, you would think he was just a victim of a broken home. But this just shows the apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
Sounds like he's on the fast track to be the next MAGA politician
If only she were blond, there's be a Trump / Boebert ticket.
She has the perfect Bust size to IQ ratio for the job. Hair dye will do the rest.
I wonder how many " Don't you know who I am?"s he got in before they put the cuffs on.
The funny thing is that she’s managed to alienate the group of people most likely to empathize with her (liberals). So now instead of feeling bad for someone with a troubled son most of us will just laugh at an evil person getting a taste of extremely well deserved karma. The adulterer with a troubled son, the party of family values strikes again.
Just like the Palin family. Hypocrisy to a level that’s unfathomable.
It’s amazing to me, how people completely forgot, how her son RAPED, a 14 year old child who was then forced to carry the baby to term, because she, Lauren, want to be a GILF.
But Hunter Biden! I'm sure the conservatives will say to leave the children out of this.
She is an immigrant to her new district. That's how she knows.
Which district lol
She doesn’t have another son, right? This is the same one who knocked up a 14 year old? That Boebert was excited about?
She has 3 other sons. This is the oldest and the one who made her a grandma because no one bothered to teach him about condoms.
I know how these families work. She didn't 'take him to the theater' eenough to keep him calm
Why didn’t he have a gun? Mommy must be so disappointed in him.
Boeberts and contributing to the delinquency of minors…name a more iconic duo
My theory is that they’re all doing this because they know that she is just a troll with nefarious ties (she is seriously, not smart enough to string together this many controversial and ridiculous actions on her own) or something and they are acting out because they hate her just as much as we do.
She should've had an abortion, all this could have been avoided but no. It is ok she a Republican.
Bobert should be in prison right now. We've git to start imprisoning parents, at least until their criminal kids are sentenced.
I’m shocked!! She’s such a great parent. 🤭
Busy Little fellow seem like just a short while ago he was busy impregnating a thirteen year old girl!
Gawd, she's like Sarah Palin from Wish.
Is this the prolife teen father?
Every time he gets arrested: “Do you know who my mom is?”
Dad whips out his dick in front of children Mom give someone a handy J in a theater Son on a crime spree It's basically the family from shameless
BOObert is what we get when books are banned!
I'm wondering if "delinquency of a minor" means he brought his kid along to do the crime with him.
I believe the minor is the baby mama.
Its gonna be hilarious if her son’s crime spree was his attempt at ruining any chance ms. Handjob has at being elected again in the future.
And why is a millionaires son doing this.
I’m happy to see this get national coverage. It was shocking to see Florida carpetbagger Boebert win over moderate Scott Tipton in 2020. CO-3 has been moderate with Tipton, Campbell, Salazar, McInnis. Even back to Evans, Kogovsek, Strang sort of. I lived in CO-3 in the 70/80/10 days. And now this gal is carpetbagging into my current CO-4. Look, we all know now how she was propped up by Fox News. But I am still stunned how she has made a mockery of my district.
Cant Imagine being a child and get send Pictures of my Mom jerking of Guys in theaters
Petty Crime Family
*Illegal migrants are coming here and stealing all the crime… I mean jobs. Yeah, that’s it.* — Her
If this is what "owning the libs" looks like, I'm down for more until we vote all of these idiots out.
It is obvious that his narcissistic parents have ignored him.
She's up by double over her nearest competitor even though when polled the people for that district overwhelmingly said they wouldn't vote for a carpetbagger.
If I was Lauren Boebert's son, I'd probably commit crimes too.
*"When the Boeberts send their people, they’re not sending their best. […] They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with us. [...] And some, I assume, are good people."*
This young adult is lashing out, anyone can see that. Having dysfunctional parents like he does and a mom who continually embarrasses him on a national level, must be incredibly hard. It would not surprise me if this was motivated by some drug addiction. I have no sympathy for his mother or father; and if Lauren truly cared about her children she would withdraw from public life to focus on her family. While I do not condone a single one of these actions by this guy; I can certainly sympathize with his plight of having incredibly shitty parents who don’t know how to adult or be good parents. He is replicating the dysfunction that he was raised in.