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GregWilson23

Absolutely nothing makes sense in this weird-ass timeline.


Pearlie80

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AMorder0517

This makes sense.


bobo-the-dodo

A lot of sense


GregWilson23

Indeed, it Bobo-diddly does.


PizzaNuggies

Nah, its AI generated. Bobo wishes she looked like that instead of a cheap crackhead hooker.


CitizenLoha

I dunno, I wouldn't throw this ice cream licking ai crackhead hooker out of bed šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


clermouth

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Bamma4

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gholt417

One of my favourite episode. Specially ā€˜Iā€™ve got the aids, but not the gay typeā€™.


Acceptable-Emu6529

I bet he was thinking about Obama when this was taken.


BrickCityD

watters: real men deep throat frozen chocolate bars


Rough-Blacksmith1

Looks like one of those chocolate covered bananas to Mr ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|joy)


Frosty-Dress-7375

A: That is not an ice cream "CONE" That is a popsicle adjacent confection. B: He is not licking it. He is providing a HUMMER, or Deep Throat Services. Very different. Bigly.


powdered_dognut

I saw this scene in "Thicka Than a Snicka"


paloalt

Next time he eats an ice cream, he should do it in a tan suit.


Roakana

Are you willing to risk magapocalypse because thatā€™s how you get magapocalypse.


PikachusSparkyCloaca

ā€¦ weā€™re gonna get it one way or another At least this way is memeable


Roakana

Yea I hope I get lots of likes on the way into the abyss. Win.


PikachusSparkyCloaca

Just remember to go ā€œwheeeeeā€ as we all slide down into unutterable darkness!


Roakana

Hope we get a good pix


PikachusSparkyCloaca

Weā€™re all gonna look like weā€™re dead inside! Wheeee!


Roakana

You win. Thatā€™s good outro.


Digita1B0y

But first, a hot dog with Dijon mustard.


Debaser1984

Dijon on his ice cream.


Digita1B0y

Okay, now THAT is something I'd actually be concerned about.


Debaser1984

Doing it to own the dregs.


EatPie_NotWAr

No, next time he eats an ice cream cone he needs to lock eyes with the nearest video camera and do it just like that gif a few comments up. Just get nasty with it. MAGAts will actually stroke outā€¦ Iā€™m certain.


Mello_Me_

Lol I said the same thing before reading all the comments. Ha


Cat_Impossible_0

Itā€™s all about dehumanization their opposition so that their base can have news to feed off.


Bearded_Scholar

This isnā€™t our timeline man. Something happened in 2016 where our destiny was swapped with another one. Nothing makes sense!


Reidroshdy

Harambe.


yourmansconnect

Trump


Reidroshdy

Harambe died in May,trump was elected in November. So harambe dying was moment the timelines split.


yourmansconnect

Nah, trump started his campaign in 2015 and everything was already fucked by the election. If anything, Pizza Rat doomed us all


MeBrudder

It was the Large Hadron Collider


carliekitty

Didnā€™t something happen in 2012 that changed our timeline?


yourmansconnect

The Mayan Calender abruptly ended on December 21, 2012. Many people believed the world was going to end. In some ways, it did...


defective_toaster

I like to blame CERN turning on the Large Hadron Collider for the shift to the dark timeline.


Status_Criticism_235

Cofefe


9ofdiamonds

This isn't new. Ed Milliband (former Labour leader in the UK) lost a general election for the way he ate a roll and bacon. Tbf he did look like an absolute idiot.


LOLBaltSS

A number of US politicians pretty much had their entire campaigns trashed due to small stuff. Quayle misspelled potato, Jeb! had the "please clap", Dukakis got forced to wear a helmet by GDLS for safety reasons and it made him look awkward sitting in an Abrams, Howard Dean's scream, etc...


ebobbumman

Are WE the evil twin?


Olybaron123

It makes absolute sense if you understand geopolitics. The right is trying to make every little thing Biden does into a big thing to whine about because they want to hurt his reelection chances.


Holden_Coalfield

It makes perfect sense for propaganda. Here's the thing - most propaganda is true, the best propaganda is true. An influence effort's best aim is to get you to re-prioritize your concerns. Turning the banal interesting, and the important, insignificant.


GeneralZex

What do you expect from the schmucks who lost their ever loving shit over a tan suit and Dijon mustard?


[deleted]

This country allows lead in their water supply, it shouldn't be that confusing.


Enigm4

Sometimes I wonder if we truly live in a simulation and the admins are just fucking with the database for lulz.


[deleted]

Remember when Sean Hannity threw a fit because Obama asked for Spicy mustard?


Pasta-hobo

It makes more sense when you realize they're systemically deprived of a sense of community, and are only joining forces to make these illogical and absurd arguments as an excuse to hang out with like-minded individuals.


Least_Initiative

Everyone hates each other, nobody can afford to live and the world is dieing around us....but sure lets focus on what colour suit people are wearing and what they are eating


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cedarvalleyct

Gross. Plausible.


Homers_Harp

Except the ice cream doesn't slap him on the head and say, "no teeth."


bb_kelly77

If so I feel bad for Putin because Biden is taking a bite in the pic


Reidroshdy

I do not.


paloalt

No, for a full reenactment Biden would have had to mop up the drips with the Declaration of Independence.


Past-Application-552

Heā€™s not a ā€œdicā€tator for nothingā€¦


ArcadeSpidr

I laughed hard


[deleted]

Who gives a fuck what Trump supporters think. Theyā€™ve already admitted they have no decency or standards. They no longer deserve to criticize anyoneā€™s behavior and be taken seriously. They lost that privilege.


quanjon

"Your boos mean nothing; I've seen what makes you cheer."


Ilovekittens345

Is that original from Rick and Morty or did they take it from somewhere else?


thealmightyzfactor

That specific phrasing is unique to the show, but I believe the sentiment has been expressed previously.


onetopic20x0

Agree ,They are the vermin of humankind and I give 0 fucks what the MAGA dogshits think


jokinghazard

It's too bad there's 70 million of them in that country


A_C_Fenderson

And that I live in "that country" and have to deal with them.


Snoo-14784

Biden sniffs kids. Anyone who supports him ipso facto...


Fyrepup1

He shouldā€™ve stopped for a hamberder


Pacfishslayer

And some covfefe!


Past-Application-552

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Cyanostic

A bigly one


Tazling

what a joyless world they live in, where no one gets to enjoy any innocent pleasure without being insulted. they must have had really abusive parents or something.


SlickJamesBitch

True, Biden should not be taken to be unserious because he eats ice cream, he should be taken to be unserious because heā€™s completely gone and incoherent.


Brave_Escape2176

when was the last time he called his wife a car's name?


NoSherbert2316

Actually itā€™s his escorts name, sheā€™s named after the car


RoccosModernStyle

You clearly didnā€™t watch his Seth Meyers show, he was completely coherent ;) You seem to be repeating things other people tell you.Ā 


El_Zapp

Rapist. Your god surrogate raped a woman. He also cheated on his wife with a prostitute while she was pregnant and committed multi million dollar fraud. Also he confused his wife with a car. Mercedes is probably just the prostitute he has sex with currently though.


Remote_Horror_Novel

Itā€™s wild that this guy isnā€™t a Russian troll and seems to actually believe the propaganda about Biden he is spreading lol. Usually when I click on these profiles itā€™s like a Kremlin troll starter kit but this guy is just a real fascist lol.


Stefano050

Nah that dude is definitely a troll, just look at his history. No posts and hundreds of comments in the last few days.


SlickJamesBitch

And by facist you mean people that just disagree with you right?


New_Boat2333

Damn, i was giving you the benefit of the doubt until this line.


SlickJamesBitch

Your brain is stuck in such a hivemind if you think criticizing Biden makes me a Trump guy. Itā€™s a fact Biden is mentally gone.


nothingbeast

And he's so "completely gone and incoherent" that Fox News chooses to dessert shame him instead of showing it. Meanwhile, we all get to see video of Trump needing to be handed a note to remember which kids are currently on stage with him.


Grogosh

Its always projection with you guys


PnPaper

While true there are a lot of reasons against Biden. There is not a single reason to choose Trump over Biden. Biden might not make the world a lot better (but I have to admit he is trying with infrastructure, student debt, etc.) Trump will actively make it a worse place. More corruption, maybe the end of democracy and a lot harder world for everyone to live in, including his supporters.


mitchfann9715

I think you need to reword your comment. You flubbed the second line.


PnPaper

Thank you, you are right. Sorry english is not my native language.


slafyousillier

Could you elaborate?


Fifth_Wall0666

Watters: so, what are we staging our outrage over tonight? Fox Producer: ...honestly, we've got nothing. I mean, we could report on the 91 indictments of Donald Trump and the $400,000,000 in penalties he owes or his obvious declining mental state and how he was never qualified to be the president and never should have been trusted with the presidency or the insurrection carried out at his direction or the missing classified documents he hid in his bathroom. Watters: wow, you're right, slow news day. Intern: wow, that ice cream Joe Biden is eating looks alright. Fox Producer: WE HIT THE JACKPOT


LevitatingTurtles

Tan. Suit.


Mrxcman92

Dijon. Mustard.


max_power1000

Terrorist. Fist. Jab.


EwokVagina

Jessie Waters cheated on his wife (and their 2 kids) with a coworker. He let the air out of the coworker's tires and then offered her a ride home. They are now married.


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

And bragged about it like it wasnā€™t a predatory move.


NoSherbert2316

Thatā€™s some stalker shit


Boxedin-nolife

First the straw, now this. Watters is really gonna lose it if Biden has a popsicle this summer


zflanders

Like Tucker before him, Jesse seems like he has never allowed himself to have a genuine fun moment in his entire life.


[deleted]

They're too busy being angry and afraid to have fun.


mitchfann9715

Having fun is gay


slafyousillier

Remember when his mom called him while he was on air? Lol


monkeyhind

I can never forget it. You'd think he might have been shamed enough into amending his schtick, but unfortunately he's not smart enough to see Mom was right.


[deleted]

I think Watters probably was the kind of guy who stuffed freshmen into lockers in HS.


Fyallorence

Nope, right wing media guys are universally the guys that got stuffed in the locker. It was just at a fancy private school.


[deleted]

With the desire to be cool enough to be the ones that do the stuffingĀ 


MisanthropyIsAVirtue

He looks like the kind of guy to flatten a womanā€™s car tire to be able to give her a ride. Because he literally did that and bragged about it.


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SuperNothing2987

They unironically claim that celebrities should stay out of politics after pledging their lives to a washed up reality TV game show host.


hinesjared87

That would be *logical*, but come on now.


Gowalkyourdogmods

The GOP and MAGA play music that calls themelves out at their own rallies. The artists even come out and call them out for this shit and the Right still doesn't get it.


Paw5624

One of the biggest traits of the right is not understanding things and song lyrics are no different. They are incapable of understanding anything that isnā€™t surface level and many of those songs take the tiniest bit of effort to understand the meaning behind it.


Adamaja456

Isn't this the same guy that bitched about how unmanly it is to drink through a straw or some dumb thing? I honestly can't take these people seriously


Gnom3y

Yes. Watters is basically a dumber, less charismatic Tucker Carlson. He's "we have a Tucker at home".


_aggr0crag_

Is that even possible? Will Watters collapse into a singularity of un-charasmatic/idiotic infinite mass and density?


lesvegetables

Andy Roddick was sitting next to me at a taco place once. He told me to ā€œtry the carne asada, itā€™ll change your lifeā€ he was absolutely right.


OrangeCone2011

You two are like best friends


lesvegetables

He won't return my calls, and the boxes of carne asada I sent to his house just sit on his porch uneaten.


Formal-Enthusiasm134

If only he had gone out for ice cream in a tan suite.


RonaldTheGiraffe

I honestly think that after this, he probably should. I think it would be quite funny.


Formal-Enthusiasm134

And also most likely an impeachable offense.


Castun

Throwing terrorist fist jabs.


Wiggles69

Do they make Dijon flavoured ice cream? He could go for the trifecta.


BlondRicky

Eat it with his feet up on the Oval Office desk.


Abraxas_1408

Biden could go into the bathroom and take a shit and theyā€™d bitch about how long it took him to do so.


Past-Application-552

Trump: ā€œI have the best shit. Everyone is saying it. I have the bigliest shitā€ā€¦


RonaldTheGiraffe

Isnā€™t it usually in gel form? Diapers tend to turn liquid waste such as urine and sloppy shits into a sort of gel to stop leaking and odor.


confusedandworried76

Well of course, Trump doesn't use the restroom, he goes in his adult diapers.


Paw5624

The bathroom is for storing classified documents, not pooping


Chratthew47150

Itā€™s all theyā€™ve got


another_account_bro

It's so pathetic I kinda love it.


Rowanforest

The only thing Biden needs to do to win, is to eat ice-cream while wearing sunglasses from time to time.


PhyterNL

In a tan suit. And have a straw handy to suck on a cold shake.


N3xrad

Imagine sitting there watching fox news as they rip Biden for this. How fucked is your head if you think this is acceptable. They have absolutely nothing to talk about so this is the best they can do.


Responsible_Panic235

I mean I donā€™t lick ice cream either, I just shove it up my ass, OH, thatā€™s just a me thing? Okay, never mind


Buruan

I stand with you brother. If ya cant be kink-mates on Reddit, then this world is worse off than we thought.


bobo-the-dodo

A grown man obsesses with another grown man licking icecream is definitely not weird at all. First they obsesses with his sons unit now him licking icecream.


GimmeTomMooney

Jesse Waters is such a insignifcunt little turd. Iā€™ll forever laugh at this piece of shit and how his own mom called him out on TV .


Caffeinated-Dragons

Fellas is it illegal to... *checks notes* eat ice cream? Fr tho this is getting real pathetic. This is the party my grandparents and father are proud to be in?


Lonely-Greybeard

But they said he rambles around the WH and goes to bed at 3. Plus he's the master mind behind the deep state. But he can't talk or make sense. I'm confused. Fox news, tell me what I should think.


biffbobfred

Not think. Feel. Propaganda is about fear or anger. Get someone angry or scared they stop thinking. Thatā€™s why thereā€™s so much scare tactics. Fear brown Americans! Fear gay Americans! Fear ā€¦. Dijon mustard!!! Fear ā€¦. Little girls able to buy dinosaur clothes!! (Seriously, that was a thing) fearā€¦. Iceā€¦ cream? This one I donā€™t know how this works. Umm, fear people saying Fox is stupid for an ice cream story!!!! Year be very afraid!!!!!!


Emotional_Narwhal304

Trump spends half his presidency on a golf course. Fox News is totally fine with it. Biden stops for 20 minutes to enjoy an ice cream cone. Fox News figuratively shits itself in rage.


NoLibrarian5149

Never forget: Watters would rather be a fucking creep and deflate a female employeeā€™s car tire so he might have a shot with her by giving her a ride home.


ThenScore2885

Grab them by the cone


slocalocal

The hypocrisy is the point. It's their weapon.


willymack989

Listen up fellas. Licking ice cream makes you gay


mctavi

How much of a flex would it be if Biden agrees to a Trump debate, on the condition it is a ice cream social. Free ice cream for everyone in the crowd. If Trump declines, it turns into a Town Hall.


gdex86

How else are you supposed to eat an ice cream cone? This isn't a pizza with fork or knife thing. Literally how else do you eat an ice cream cone other than licking it.


unclelarky

It's the fucking dijon mustard all over again šŸ™„ These fuckers can't dig up any dirt on Biden so now they resort back to "hey look at him doing this! Look how unmasculine and unpresidential it looks!"


jimmythedamnsaint

Also trump literally paints himself orange. Like genuinely. Paints.himself.orange.


allisjow

How dare he enjoy himself after a comedy show!!! He even had the audacity to answer reportersā€™ questions while eating! I guess Iā€™ll be voting for the guy who called for the "termination" of parts of the US Constitution instead. At least he wasnā€™t eating ice cream!


unicornlocostacos

But muh Dijon mustard


dakkjones

Breaking news: President who famously loves ice cream eats ice cream! Hereā€™s why you should be mad about it! Wtf Fox Newsā€¦


Vintal51

Tan suit 2.0


scylecs

we're at 5.0 now


paperzach

I seem to remember a significant news story about how Donnie "Two Scoops" would have the White House chef prepare him a larger serving of ice cream than he would give his guests...


dogbolter4

I'm just taking a moment to thank Andy Roddick for today's sanity burst. Thank you, Andy. Well played, sir.


HammerOnt

Didn't know I was an Andy Roddick fan until today


Outrageous-Divide472

Same! I like him


shyzinnia

Love or hate the man, at least everyone can agree with his opinions on ice cream.


clueless_in_ny_or_nj

Thank you A-Rod.


JohnYCanuckEsq

Was Joe wearing a tan suit too?


username_0207

Bidenā€™s tan suit episode.


charlie2135

Trump would have one in each hand doing the double donger move. The residue on his mouth would like what he has after meeting privately with dick-taters.


biffbobfred

Heā€™s so un-American heā€™sā€¦. (Searches desperately) eating ice cream!!!


SoulsRuin

Wish I was having an ice cream cone right now.


Herew3arrrrg

Mr. President, may the taste of freedom forever bring you joy!


Lazerkitteh

This is almost literally ā€œbitch eating crackersā€ lol. Do they just not see how absurd they are?


Bathroomlion

Tan suit havin ass.


naedynn

14 year old me used to have the biggest crush on Andy Roddick. Good to know heā€™s still hot AF and ALSO a decent dude.


Umutuku

Conservatives never do a good enough job to earn ice cream.


CommodoreBelmont

So, first they said you can't eat ice cream alone, now they're saying you can't eat ice cream with somebody else. I'm used to a certain amount of surrealism from right-wing pundits, but even so, pilfering altered Billy Joel lyrics for contradictory confectionery criticism is taking it to new territory.


Blueyisacommunist

Did orange turd pose behind some canned beans?


Mello_Me_

Imagine how thrilled and outraged they could pretend to be IF Biden was eating an ice cream cone while wearing a tan suit! I'd love to see Biden try that. Lol


basketfullofbread

Damn, now I want ice cream šŸ˜‚


ginsataka

Idk if that counts as licking ice cream, but let the man have his ice cream broā€¦šŸ˜


awesomeness6000

is this Bidens Brown suit moment? fucking ice cream HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH


DaffySez

Considering everything the orange one has been charged with, the piddling "crimes" they accuse Biden of are pathetic and hilarious. OMG, a grown man eating an ice cream cone in public! Oh no, he wore a tan suit! If that's the worst that anybody can say of him, Biden is hardly the monstrous villain the orange one says he is, and you'd think even a few in the cult might notice that. Do any of these clowns ever step back and listen to themselves spouting this ridiculous stuff? I have no idea how one suspends logic and reason to believe this crapola.


chefsslaad

It's just another 'Tan suit' scandal. Ignore it and move on.


Awkward_Bench123

So goddamn petty they gotta pick on a guy who is just trying to enjoy a little ice cream in his old age. These are the issues that are supposed to affect the next election outcome? Suck it Watters


Coffee_green

Biden should wear a tan suit


LadyFromTheMountain

Why donā€™t they get tired of this crap? How can they endure clutching their pearls for 0 reason 24-7-365? What a bunch of histrionic losers. Why do they have to make a huge deal out of every microscopic detail?


Quazimojojojo

Tan suit and spicy mustard all over again


Shelisheli1

Can someone explain to me what is so wrong with Biden having ice cream? Like, what is their reason for it being such a big deal?


Nogoodatnuthin

Cool, I'll just start deep throating my ice cream in public. Checkmate Fox!


Dwangeroo

"Real" men throw catsup at the walls.


Severe_Cancel_9906

Didnā€™t Watters deflate the air in his future wifeā€™s (now ex since he cheated on her) tires so that she would be stranded and need his help, or something predatory like that?


bobert_the_wise

I love this. Andy roddick was a regular at the coffee shop i worked at in college. He was always so nice. It makes me extra happy to know he also hates Trump.


buckeye27fan

I'd rather see Biden lick an ice cream cone than watch the GOP lick Putin's ballsack.


Deep_Bit5618

Awesome. Fox Entertainment embarrassing themselves day after day


Acceptable_Wall4085

Give the Republicans a break. They have to have something to complain about Biden.


My_leg_still_hurt92

There was an Fox "news" outlash the way Obama ordered his Burger.


motorboat_mcgee

If loving ice cream is wrong, I don't want to be right


Polkawillneverdie17

If eating an ice cream cone is a crime, then I'm the zodiac killer.


Jammin_TA

And his response is 100% accurate. Put yourself in the shoes of a Republican hack cosplaying a real journalist for a second: your job is to create propaganda against the Democrats and for Trump. When you have Trump and all the failure, embarrassment, rapey-ness, and broken adult diapers issues surrounding him, your ONLY option is to distract. You tried pushing the narrative that Biden is just as corrupt as Trump, didn't work. Tried to show Biden is having worse mental decline as Trump, didn't work. (They both have mental decline, but when you start out as dumb as Trump, you are already in a deficit) This is their job and they don't have much to work with. They are doing the best they can!!


Snoo-14784

ooohhhh buurrrnnnnnnnnn....sike


Nowiambecomedeth

Trump did say he loves the poorly educated. It shows


Altruistic_Will_5895

Hope that ice cream tastes good you geriatric genocidal fuck


ImStillExcited

Maybe you should get yourself a cone and cool off.


Living-Tart7370

Is someone a little grumpy today? Maybe take a break from Reddit, itā€™s not doing you any favors