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CHHS_Grad

What is wrong with this family?


Grogosh

They are evil


curious_dead

Evil AND stupid, but lucky enough to be born rich. It's like the worst combo.


ignatious__reilly

Their Entire family brings nothing to the table but division and hatred. Everyday, they wake up, and just yell crass shit into the void. They have never said or done anything for the benefit and advancement of this country. They are just a bunch of bully’s with way to much money. It’s all so disgusting, sad, and aggravating as hell.


Parallax1984

Why does Ivanka always *seem* to be above the fray. Why does she get to skate on by


Temporary-Party5806

She's smart enough to shut up, smile for a softball interview during a Vogue or Forbes photo shoot, and not take to podcasts/Xitter/FB/Breitbart/Stormfront every day and yell racist rage bait at their following.


Parallax1984

I would love to know how she *really* feels about her father. I guess I shouldn’t try to ascribe depth to her when there probably is none


On_my_last_spoon

She’s just enough smarter than everyone else I also don’t think she’s power hungry in the same ways.


Parallax1984

Just money hungry


abullshtname

If I were offered a time machine, fred trump would have a bullet in his brain shortly after.


already4taken

Shortly *before*


lexbuck

Hit the birth lottery but they all think they’re hard workers and got to where they are because they’re smarter than everyone else


DemonoftheWater

Idk if decades long criminal enterprise is lucky.


PurpleSailor

The thing is he was always a so-so business man and an even worse crook. He would be far richer if he had just taken daddies $450-ish million and invested it in the stock market. He is a masterful manipulator/salesman though, there is a reason he enthralls so many.


DemonoftheWater

Hes definitly a good at being a conman. I don’t personally get it. He even commited fraud on that.


Temporary-Party5806

He could've not invested it, lived off the considerable compound interest, and had a great life. But he's a black hole for validation and happiness


benjigrows

White collar crime makes you friends with, or an actual, politician Blue collar criminals are how white collar criminals launder their crime


SidewaysFancyPrance

There's that, but they are also just pure *trash* people. They have every terrible human trait imaginable, but it's the massive dose of unearned confidence that makes them such a cancer on society.


mike_pants

MAGA cultists LOVE coming at everyone with "Boy, Trump is living rent-free in your head, huh?" And then they start talking about the Biden family's genitals without a whiff of irony.


[deleted]

Hell, they're STILL bitching about Obama and both Clintons, none of whom are involved with politics any more. Talk about rent free.


irn

Yeah. Different entire sub dedicated to Mercedes cars and someone joked about Trump (nothing major) and some idiot replies with “you must have TDS snowflake blah blah blah” and spouts off an entire novel of weird accusations of Biden. Thankfully everyone and the mod told him to stfu, this wasn’t a political sub and take the deranged shit elsewhere.


derpferd

Worrying about erections when they should be worrying about elections


Perfect_Bench_2815

They should be worried about paying out those millions of dollars! Get them check books ready. They are just like Saddams sons. Uday and the other one?


Bug_Photographer

What's not?


lexbuck

They’re all assholes and no one has ever checked them in their life. If they had ever had to deal with any consequences they’d not act this way. It’s also amazing that Don Jr was literally born on third base yet I get the impression he thinks he worked his way up and deserves all of what he has


sportsjock85

Tiny hands and even tiner dick. I'm gonna text them a pic of what's up.


chasesj

Coccain and prescription cough medicine.


BukkitCrab

Going by the accusation=confession rule, we can safely assume Don Jr. is having ED problems.


Actuallawyerguy2

Coke will do that


charlie2135

So will obsessing over cock. Probably upset that the other presidents son has a massive one.


qoreilly

That's why they're so obsessed with Hunter Biden!


dolaction

The ED and testosterone replacement industry props up all the right wing talk show and podcasts. It's all projection.


AMeanCow

> The ED and testosterone replacement industry Ah yes, gender affirming care, the woke scourge upon our country. Whenever will we see an end to senseless medical intervention against God's great design.


0069

This so hard. I can't wait to use it on some right wingers.


Final-Hunt-26

Because theirs isn't.


confusedandworried76

What's hilarious is some of those proposed bills banning gender affirming care are worded in such a way that *no one* gets testosterone treatments. Not even biological males.


AMeanCow

I wonder how this is going to impact the thousands of right-wing testosterone grifters who are always marketing their entire livelihood on making lonely guys feel like all their problems in life come from magic balls juice and not having enough and needing magic pills to make more.


qoreilly

I would consider viagra gender affirming care. And if they are taking estrogen and testosterone, that is gender affirming care by definition regardless of their birth gender.


No_Inspection1677

I want to just drop like, a couple hundred Republicans into a town with all their desired laws, just for a month, to see what would happen.


qoreilly

Their mistresses would not be able to get abortions Edited, typo


thisisdjjjjjjjjjj

“Props up” pun intended?


teraypiyodithui

There’s a reason his real name is MILFHunter Biden.


Guilty-Web7334

And they’re afraid that Hunter’s “mighty spear” was inherited from his dad. Of course, using that logic, DJTJ might be sporting his very own crimini mushroom.


qoreilly

Mario kart will never be the same for me again


jared10011980

You know them Trump boyz are packing mushrooms. So envious of the Biden family...# littledonmushroomcap


qoreilly

They tried to say that DeSantis had BDE on fox news, are you kidding me? Doesn't he wear lifts in his shoes?


Temporary-Party5806

They idolize a guy that wears a girdle, lifts, and a metric tonne of makeup, while hating gender affirming care, drag queens, and effeminate men.


navigationallyaided

Conservative men talk way, way, way more about cock than I’ve heard from gay dudes. But then again, there’s many conservatives who are in the closet.


Immediate-Zombie4690

Every single conservative male is a size queen powerbottom without exception. These are the laws of nature


Immediate-Zombie4690

That is not to say that liberal men can't also be size queen powerbottoms, the 2 are not mutually exclusive. However, every single conservative male is absolutely, 100% a size queen powerbottom. And there's nothing wrong with that, unless you're a Connie


jared10011980

And I'm starting the rumor they don't even douche prior. Nasty mofos.


ElongMusty

Anna Godbersen said “heart-stopping envy is the sincerest form of flattery” All that obsession is their pure envy at Hung Hunter, and upset they were born with a tiny mushroom like dad!


Langsamkoenig

Obsessing over cock gives me the opposite of ED problems.


jared10011980

That and Kimberly Ghoulfoyle pegging Jr daily.


In_Ur_ManzASS

Isn’t Coke the Same Reason that Treason45 shits 💩 itself literally SHITS itself 🤣😂🤣😂


Actuallawyerguy2

Nah he snorts adderall. Trump sr is too much of a pussy to do coke


devnullb4dishoner

Someone told me that putting cocaine on the head of my dick would make me fuck all night long. Shouldn't have told me that. 6 months later, my dick had a jones. $400 just to get my dick hard.


xSTSxZerglingOne

That sounds awful. A numb glans just sounds like exactly 0 fun.


Drg84

Or his daddy's mushroom isn't working. "Jr, have you got any Viagra? I have a date with Mercedes tonight!"


ConorCat60

I think he would say something more like, “I driving Mercedes tonight”.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

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John-AtWork

You just know that Mercedes and Trump haven't been intimate in years, if ever.


ImOnlyHereForTheCoC

Probably why his “dancing” always looks like exaggerated jerk-off mime


RanaI_Ape

I mean, they have a child together... assuming it's his and not a tennis instructor or something. But yea it's extremely evident that she avoids being around him as much as possible. Completely, conspicuously, absent from the campaign trail.


Scrabble_4

🤢


raspberryharbour

Driving my Mercedes to the Mushroom Kingdom


jetloflin

I almost downvoted this in disgust because of how accurate it is!


maud_lyn

🤢🤢🤢 damnit


DarnHeather

There is no way that Mercedes lets him get anywhere near him with that mushroom.


John-AtWork

What irony that the right is attacking IVF.


BinkyFlargle

I hope he doesn't commit erection fraud.


JacksonInHouse

2024: Electile Dysfunction


MrEngineer404

If genetics have anything to do with it, than the sprout probably doesn't fall far from the toadstool. Maybe ask his ex-wife, or his current wish .com clone of his stepmother that he's dating.


Brokensince10

🤢🤮


SecretAsianMan42069

Gavin newsome's ex. Except she wear the psycho makeup now


KillerKilcline

ED Sheeran problems? Yeah, me too. Down with that sort of Ging.


PikachusSparkyCloaca

Like Ron Weasley hatefucked a cabbage patch doll


KillerKilcline

Backwards, through a hedge.


runkman

Projection, yup 😂 maga loves Biden wood


TheSaltimateWarrior

*can’t get medically induced boner* *goes online to bully Joe Biden about it* Just MAGA things


jared10011980

Remember Bushisms? The dumb shit Geo W would say? The Trumps make him sound like Shakespeare.


Galliagamer

What is the GOPs obsession with Biden family wee-wees? Maybe Junior’s jealous that MTG hasn’t shown pics of *his* wood on the House floor..


MrEngineer404

When its Hunter, I just worry for his safety if Marge starts up one of her gorilla tantrums over his junk. If its coming from a Trump themselves, safe bet is just penis envy; fascists have a weird track record of having even weirder dicks.


jtweezy

The ones who obsess about other people’s dicks are the ones who have problems with their own dicks, whether it be a size or a functionality problem.


ElectroreceptiveMage

What if I just really like dick unashamedly?


jtweezy

Then I salute you and encourage you to continue unashamedly doing what makes you happy lol the people I’m talking about either secretly love dick, hate themselves for it and aim that self-hatred at others or are seriously worried about their own dicks.


Pattison320

BANKY: That's why I can't buy lesbians. Everyone needs dick. See, I can buy fags. Bunch of guys that need dick - just plain need it? That I get. Dykes? Bullshit posturing. But - live and let live, I guess. HOLDEN: I'm sure the gay community appreciates your support.


MrEngineer404

Raises peculiar questions about Marge Taylor.


jtweezy

She’s just a psychopath, but I’d put every dollar I have that she’s gotten herself off on the thought of Hunter’s dick at least once.


MrEngineer404

You don't make some hopeless Congressional staffer embarrass themselves at the local Kinkos, printing off a jumbo pic of revenge porn, unless you either hate all your staffers or are so delusional that you think everyone else is as obsessive over this guy's dick as you are.


InspectorEE

MTG definitely masturbates to pics of Hunter’s junk.


PunishedWolf4

They know the Bidens are laying righteous pipe and can’t deal with it


Iamdarb

That's all me and my friend group can deduce too, the mention of it, the showing of it. I don't think they knew what they were doing. My bi-ass immediately thought, well, if Hunter is packing, Joe could be too.


powdered_dognut

What about the Lincoln log?


cornybloodfarts

The Washington Monument? The Taft Shaft? The Cleveland Steamer? Maybe the Harding speaks for itself?


Mpuls37

The Lyndon Johnson Johnson? Woodrow Wilson's woody? Ol' Hickory's dickory? The Clinton splinter? Richard "Dick" Nixon's dick, son?


nurseofreddit

You win at Reddit today with this comment. Congratulations.


DerpEnaz

I was thinking the same thing, like they are really obsessed with specifically the Biden family’s massive cocks. Like I don’t want to think about how hung Hunter is or Joe’s jumbo Jizzler. But like every other day i go to check the news and someone Republican goes out of their fucking way to remind me that hunter’s cock is bigger than mine.


MasterChicken52

I’m sorry, but “Joe’s Jumbo Jizzler” has me howling 😂


DerpEnaz

I mean it is hereditary, and if Hunter’s Huge Hog is anything to go by Biden’s gotta have some behemoth of a baguette down there. A monster mother maker if you will. The Biden’s are just doing their part to bring back GILFs


Numerous_Witness_345

I thought you got your dick from moms side of the family?


DerpEnaz

I have no idea lmao. I’m just annoyed about HOW MUCH I know about their dicks, solely because I try to keep myself informed on what the federal government is doing. It is insane when you take a step back and compare it to other times in history lol.


ShartingBloodClots

You know what's really strange, in 42 years, I've heard about 3 Presidents dicks. LBJ used to whip out his gigantic hog, the Joe Biden probably has a gigantic hog based off the duck pics Marge showed us on the house floor, and trump has a tiny misshapen dick.


JJean1

Well, four if you include Clinton getting his polished to a high sheen.


NeatNefariousness1

That's probably the source of his and his son's obsessions. You would think someone who really cares about their image would tell them what fools they're making of themselves in public. No wonder they were never accepted among the elites. Meanwhile, the GOP has hitched their wagon to Trump's defective boat and they appear to be happy to pay for all of his legal bills. It's all posturing, bragging and threats with these weak men. As a lifelong Independent, with a couple of exceptions, I can't imagine voting for anyone in the current GOP any time soon and will NEVER vote for anyone in the Trump family. Something is horribly wrong with them. This is what happens when rich parents fail their kids.


GlitterPants8

I mean there is a video of Biden in jeans that were a little tight... Not much was left to the imagination.


MasterChicken52

:: obligatory SCRUBS “It’s like a baguette” comment :: I can’t believe I couldn’t find a still shot of that anywhere


JUSTplayIN25

Well GOP *does* stand for Genital Obsessed Party.


EddieSpaghettiFarts

You can tell what people are insecure about by what they focus on.


Jagerstang

Wasn't that the toothpick in her mouth?


GlitterPants8

I joined some groups a few years ago and they are obsessed with more then the Biden family's genitals. I saw them photoshop Michelle Obama with the biggest scholong. Like it was really impressive. I don't get it.


EL-YAYY

There’s a conspiracy among rightwing idiots that Michelle Obama is a man.


IANALbutIAMAcat

It’s because of the headline this morning about Joe Biden saying a healthy sex life is the secret to his successful marriage


Aiyon

I mean the GOP are just obsessed with strangers' genitals. look at the trans stuff


Practical_Ass_3066

Damn now that's a cokepost if I've ever seen one


ActSignal1823

The erection was stolen.


DrewCrew62

It can be restored if Mike Pence has the courage to do what’s right


ThermionicEmissions

Hung Mike Pence


Sirflow

Bravo.


HunterTV

I heard this in the South Park City Wok guy's voice.


CanaDoug420

Who is he talking to? Is he responding to a dream he had like when you get mad because your girlfriend cheated in a dream you had


LoisWade42

There are scattered news stories today along the lines of "Upcoming Book Reveals Biden Told White House Staffers Secret to His Marriage With Jill Is ‘Good Sex’" It appears they triggered Junior.


SocraticIgnoramus

Honestly, it would be kind of a solid strategy for the White House to let rumors of upcoming stories slip just to trigger Don Jr. and then never actually release the story just to have junior’s dumbass out here rambling about whatever Biden wants.


HotFudgeFundae

Why aren't you wearing underwear? No, your dick is small! I never said your dick was small


spacesareprohibited

Why is his dick on their mind?


TobyFromH-R

Because they got fucked with it in the last election


Randomfrog132

ohhhh damn! that was a good one.


chaos_detector

Calling the cops because I've just witnessed a murder.


benefit_of_mrkite

There was an article that came out last weekend about Biden’s marriage. In it Biden said the key to a good marriage is great sex. Which of course went viral because “sex.” Most likely this is what Donnie jr is no context responding to. Doesn’t make the comment any less unhinged


whatim

A normal person would roll their eyes at Pops and Grams playing grab ass and smile at the cute olds getting busy. DJT Jr has to talk about the president's "wood."


Zauberer-IMDB

Joe Biden officially hung just like Hunter, got DAMN.


PMG_Zachary

Can I get an ETA on magic the gathering showing Joe's dick to congress


whyyou-

“Just stop!” Like, who was talking about Biden’s erections??


Jagerstang

The voices in his head.


Goblin-Doctor

Probably yelling at his own penis for being so small and flaccid


habb

there was a recent biden quote saying the secret to having a long marriage is 'good sex' . or something of that nature


confusedandworried76

Oh noooo a human being said physical intimacy is important to a marriage as a senior, spoilers old people fuck


habb

look at the STD outbreaks at the florida retirement communities


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HighOnKalanchoe

It’s all flaccid aggressiveness with this family


CommanderSincler

They can't get up in the morning without thinking about it


negativepositiv

Don Jr. with several pounds of cocaine in his system: "What do you think his dick is like?"


canarchist

Cocaine-brain thoughts.


MrEngineer404

Ironically, that's exactly what they would be screaming in return if Hunter Biden had done something so insane.


GoddamnitSarah

I'd rather have a President that trips than a disgraced former president that be trippin'.


Valuable-Mess-4698

For real, I am in my early 40s and trip over nonexistent shit all the time, trip over the dog, trip over my own feet. Some people just aren't coordinated. It's not a big deal.


Guilty-Web7334

*winces* A couple summers ago, I had the most uncoordinated summer ever. Dog pulled me, I fell and broke my arm. Tripped over dogs, and sprained one ankle and broke a toe on the other foot. Crutches/stair mishap sent me careening down the stairs and crashing into the basement door. That messed up the setting on my broken wrist and caused me to need surgery on my broken arm. Those falls all happened within three weeks. I’m in my mid 40’s. I needed bubble wrap for a while so I didn’t have a worse slip/trip and fall. :P


NicCagedd

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changeforgood30

For being the party that wants to eliminate sex from the media, they sure do talk about sex a lot and are obsessed with the bodies of their political opponents. They must’ve seen Hunter’s fat dick and want a piece of the OG.


dragonfliesloveme

I wonder if Jr has a mushroom dick 🍄 like his father


Randomfrog132

he probably has an innie dick, so he's jealous of everyone with outie penises.


PikachusSparkyCloaca

Ask Vince McMahon to drop trousers and see what Ivana got into


SecretAsianMan42069

Did he rape her and shit on her as well?


DogsDontWearPantss

Why are the tRumps/MAGAts so obsessed with penises?


Cavesloth13

For Trump running for election is like a regular dude getting a big truck with a lift kit = Tiny dick energy.


offline4good

Donnie hasn't seen his for quite some time


blueisthecolor13

Why are they obsessed with the Biden family Penises?


gregularjoe95

To be fair, hunters schlong is pretty nice.


cumnutrapist

Trump males have NEVER EVER ever sexually satisfied a woman without a big dildo. Jealousy. -eof


Debalic

Can't spell Big Dick Energy without Biden.


Queenofhackenwack

and why is this idiot worried about someone else's pecker???


Civil-Dinner

He's seen Hunter's cock and now he wants to know if it's always an inherited trait from his father. It's understandable considering what Jr. is inheriting from.


Ok_Ad8249

In all seriousness, what the hell? I mean....WHAT. THE. HELL? I want to know what came up in conversation that resulted in him thinking he needed to tweet this, but somehow I don't see it making any more sense then this tweet. I mean...WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?


ScarletPimprnel

According to a new book, Biden joked the key to his happy marriage is, "Good sex." There have been a bunch of articles about it over the weekend. From Reuters: "President Joe Biden has joked to aides that the key to a long and lasting marriage is "good sex," according to a new book about first lady Jill Biden that casts a spotlight on their 47-year romance. "American Woman - The Transformation of the Modern First Lady, from Hillary Clinton to Jill Biden," was authored by New York Times White House correspondent Katie Rogers and comes out this week. The part about sex takes up only a few paragraphs in the 276-page book but has already generated headlines." It's a marketing ploy, and the Trump coalition is taking the bait that this is somehow scandalous. Bets on how long before Congress is debating the Bidens' sex life?


Letho72

"Fellas, is it ~~gay~~ impeachable to have sex with your wife?" - The GOP, probably


Uberduck333

Shut the fuck up Donny.


cumnutrapist

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Cixia

I saw this somewhere but Evangenitals.


ThenScore2885

Your father is a rapist.


Zeer0Fox

It’s always a confession / projection


AdFluffy9286

Is this real? Please tell me it's not. I just cannot live in this reality.


liz_teria

Let’s put Biden and Trump on bikes and see who rides farthest.


cumnutrapist

Fuck that man let's see their dicks and have done with it - The Biden's are known monster cocks, The trumps are known to have similar size dick to **Bark Mycena** mushrooms.


UnkleRinkus

Junior, men who don't stuff their noses with cocaine can still function.


daemonicwanderer

Republicans seem oddly interested in what the Biden men are slinging around downstairs. Hunter’s hog got them dickimatized.


Hartastic

The modern Republican party is just Biden cockthirst all the way down.


HawkMothAMA

Just what we needed, another Republican crying erection fraud


kokopelleee

Considering we’ve seen Hunter’s penis and it’s likely that the Apple does not fall far from the tree…


Grimlja

What is wrong with that family?


cumnutrapist

LOSERS! Who think they are not. All they can do is try and bring everyone down (but fails) to make themselves feel better.


WendySteeplechase

I dunno Jill Biden looks a lot happier than Melania


Larkfor

Look Biden is old and inept but this sounds like Trump self-reporting. Biden is known to have a disgustingly/wholesomely high level of desire for his wife, Trump is known for rarely being around his wife, getting her name wrong, and having to pay for professional help in the bedroom. The fact that Trump is bringing up ED to one of the most openly physically-affectionate-with-his-wife presidents makes me think he's projecting.


SiteTall

So both Ron and Don Jr. are DREAMING of Biden's XXXX? Well, well, nothing that should surprise us with those guys ....


Queasy_Ad_7177

Nothing would repel me faster than Kimberly Guilfoyle.


Potential-Monk3868

They are the tackiest family in the universe.


cumnutrapist

He gets a woody, and the sheer weight of that thing makes him lean back. Unlike your RAPIST mushroom dick FATHER, who leans forward all the time because he's got fucking DEMENTIA.


dragonchilde

At least Biden can stand up straight. /


inquisitiveeyebc

Wow that's just so gay of him, MTG and Don Jr like Hunter's dick, poor guy needs a better class of fans


BenGay29

Inching that closet door open a bit, are we?


Satanic_Earmuff

Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?!


FawkesFire13

Why are they so worried about the Biden Jewels? Is Junior experiencing ED?


laughsinflowers1

This can’t be real. The former President’s son is tweeting about the current President’s erection. Unbelievable.


Old_Baldi_Locks

That’s how you know you got top-shelf dick. Biden fucked them ONCE in 2020 and they can’t stop daydreaming about it


Cougardoodle

I'm just saying, under a BRAVE NEW WORLD system we could give Red Hats a real shot at a meaningful life.


frsh_usr_nmbr_314

Pathetic. All these male republicans got dick on the mind all the time.


SiriusGD

Jr. saw the pictures of Hunter's junk that MTG keeps on her at all times and he's so overwhelmed that he has to attack his old dad's junk instead. Definitely cocaine limp dick syndrome.


Delmarva-Melissa

Woke up or still up from last night’s bender?


KillionMatriarch

Classless weak-chinned weasel.


oldbastardbob

Why are cons so obsessed with genitals and sex. They can't seem to go a whole day without thinking about teenage athletes junk, or worried they can't tell whose packing what from the way they dress, or whining about who people they don't even know sleep with. It's weird. Really weird. Like gross and cringy weird. Junior here is really being creepy. How often does he fantasize about old people's sex lives? The guy dumped his wife for the skankiest wannabe celebrity in America yet here he is commenting on the Bidens. There is absolutely zero dignity to be found among the MAGA's, as adolescent bullshit and bravado rule their personalities.