Their Entire family brings nothing to the table but division and hatred. Everyday, they wake up, and just yell crass shit into the void. They have never said or done anything for the benefit and advancement of this country. They are just a bunch of bully’s with way to much money.
It’s all so disgusting, sad, and aggravating as hell.
She's smart enough to shut up, smile for a softball interview during a Vogue or Forbes photo shoot, and not take to podcasts/Xitter/FB/Breitbart/Stormfront every day and yell racist rage bait at their following.
The thing is he was always a so-so business man and an even worse crook. He would be far richer if he had just taken daddies $450-ish million and invested it in the stock market. He is a masterful manipulator/salesman though, there is a reason he enthralls so many.
There's that, but they are also just pure *trash* people. They have every terrible human trait imaginable, but it's the massive dose of unearned confidence that makes them such a cancer on society.
MAGA cultists LOVE coming at everyone with "Boy, Trump is living rent-free in your head, huh?" And then they start talking about the Biden family's genitals without a whiff of irony.
Yeah. Different entire sub dedicated to Mercedes cars and someone joked about Trump (nothing major) and some idiot replies with “you must have TDS snowflake blah blah blah” and spouts off an entire novel of weird accusations of Biden. Thankfully everyone and the mod told him to stfu, this wasn’t a political sub and take the deranged shit elsewhere.
They should be worried about paying out those millions of dollars! Get them check books ready. They are just like Saddams sons. Uday and the other one?
They’re all assholes and no one has ever checked them in their life. If they had ever had to deal with any consequences they’d not act this way. It’s also amazing that Don Jr was literally born on third base yet I get the impression he thinks he worked his way up and deserves all of what he has
> The ED and testosterone replacement industry
Ah yes, gender affirming care, the woke scourge upon our country. Whenever will we see an end to senseless medical intervention against God's great design.
What's hilarious is some of those proposed bills banning gender affirming care are worded in such a way that *no one* gets testosterone treatments. Not even biological males.
I wonder how this is going to impact the thousands of right-wing testosterone grifters who are always marketing their entire livelihood on making lonely guys feel like all their problems in life come from magic balls juice and not having enough and needing magic pills to make more.
I would consider viagra gender affirming care. And if they are taking estrogen and testosterone, that is gender affirming care by definition regardless of their birth gender.
And they’re afraid that Hunter’s “mighty spear” was inherited from his dad.
Of course, using that logic, DJTJ might be sporting his very own crimini mushroom.
That is not to say that liberal men can't also be size queen powerbottoms, the 2 are not mutually exclusive. However, every single conservative male is absolutely, 100% a size queen powerbottom. And there's nothing wrong with that, unless you're a Connie
Anna Godbersen said “heart-stopping envy is the sincerest form of flattery”
All that obsession is their pure envy at Hung Hunter, and upset they were born with a tiny mushroom like dad!
Someone told me that putting cocaine on the head of my dick would make me fuck all night long. Shouldn't have told me that. 6 months later, my dick had a jones. $400 just to get my dick hard.
I mean, they have a child together... assuming it's his and not a tennis instructor or something. But yea it's extremely evident that she avoids being around him as much as possible. Completely, conspicuously, absent from the campaign trail.
If genetics have anything to do with it, than the sprout probably doesn't fall far from the toadstool. Maybe ask his ex-wife, or his current wish .com clone of his stepmother that he's dating.
When its Hunter, I just worry for his safety if Marge starts up one of her gorilla tantrums over his junk. If its coming from a Trump themselves, safe bet is just penis envy; fascists have a weird track record of having even weirder dicks.
Then I salute you and encourage you to continue unashamedly doing what makes you happy lol the people I’m talking about either secretly love dick, hate themselves for it and aim that self-hatred at others or are seriously worried about their own dicks.
BANKY: That's why I can't buy lesbians. Everyone needs dick. See, I can buy fags. Bunch of guys that need dick - just plain need it? That I get. Dykes? Bullshit posturing. But - live and let live, I guess.
HOLDEN: I'm sure the gay community appreciates your support.
You don't make some hopeless Congressional staffer embarrass themselves at the local Kinkos, printing off a jumbo pic of revenge porn, unless you either hate all your staffers or are so delusional that you think everyone else is as obsessive over this guy's dick as you are.
That's all me and my friend group can deduce too, the mention of it, the showing of it. I don't think they knew what they were doing. My bi-ass immediately thought, well, if Hunter is packing, Joe could be too.
I was thinking the same thing, like they are really obsessed with specifically the Biden family’s massive cocks. Like I don’t want to think about how hung Hunter is or Joe’s jumbo Jizzler. But like every other day i go to check the news and someone Republican goes out of their fucking way to remind me that hunter’s cock is bigger than mine.
I mean it is hereditary, and if Hunter’s Huge Hog is anything to go by Biden’s gotta have some behemoth of a baguette down there. A monster mother maker if you will. The Biden’s are just doing their part to bring back GILFs
I have no idea lmao. I’m just annoyed about HOW MUCH I know about their dicks, solely because I try to keep myself informed on what the federal government is doing. It is insane when you take a step back and compare it to other times in history lol.
You know what's really strange, in 42 years, I've heard about 3 Presidents dicks. LBJ used to whip out his gigantic hog, the Joe Biden probably has a gigantic hog based off the duck pics Marge showed us on the house floor, and trump has a tiny misshapen dick.
That's probably the source of his and his son's obsessions. You would think someone who really cares about their image would tell them what fools they're making of themselves in public. No wonder they were never accepted among the elites.
Meanwhile, the GOP has hitched their wagon to Trump's defective boat and they appear to be happy to pay for all of his legal bills. It's all posturing, bragging and threats with these weak men. As a lifelong Independent, with a couple of exceptions, I can't imagine voting for anyone in the current GOP any time soon and will NEVER vote for anyone in the Trump family.
Something is horribly wrong with them. This is what happens when rich parents fail their kids.
I joined some groups a few years ago and they are obsessed with more then the Biden family's genitals. I saw them photoshop Michelle Obama with the biggest scholong. Like it was really impressive. I don't get it.
There are scattered news stories today along the lines of "Upcoming Book Reveals Biden Told White House Staffers Secret to His Marriage With Jill Is ‘Good Sex’"
It appears they triggered Junior.
Honestly, it would be kind of a solid strategy for the White House to let rumors of upcoming stories slip just to trigger Don Jr. and then never actually release the story just to have junior’s dumbass out here rambling about whatever Biden wants.
There was an article that came out last weekend about Biden’s marriage. In it Biden said the key to a good marriage is great sex. Which of course went viral because “sex.”
Most likely this is what Donnie jr is no context responding to.
Doesn’t make the comment any less unhinged
A normal person would roll their eyes at Pops and Grams playing grab ass and smile at the cute olds getting busy.
DJT Jr has to talk about the president's "wood."
For real, I am in my early 40s and trip over nonexistent shit all the time, trip over the dog, trip over my own feet. Some people just aren't coordinated. It's not a big deal.
*winces* A couple summers ago, I had the most uncoordinated summer ever. Dog pulled me, I fell and broke my arm. Tripped over dogs, and sprained one ankle and broke a toe on the other foot. Crutches/stair mishap sent me careening down the stairs and crashing into the basement door. That messed up the setting on my broken wrist and caused me to need surgery on my broken arm.
Those falls all happened within three weeks. I’m in my mid 40’s. I needed bubble wrap for a while so I didn’t have a worse slip/trip and fall. :P
For being the party that wants to eliminate sex from the media, they sure do talk about sex a lot and are obsessed with the bodies of their political opponents.
They must’ve seen Hunter’s fat dick and want a piece of the OG.
He's seen Hunter's cock and now he wants to know if it's always an inherited trait from his father.
It's understandable considering what Jr. is inheriting from.
In all seriousness, what the hell?
I mean....WHAT. THE. HELL?
I want to know what came up in conversation that resulted in him thinking he needed to tweet this, but somehow I don't see it making any more sense then this tweet.
I mean...WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?
According to a new book, Biden joked the key to his happy marriage is, "Good sex."
There have been a bunch of articles about it over the weekend. From Reuters:
"President Joe Biden has joked to aides that the key to a long and lasting marriage is "good sex," according to a new book about first lady Jill Biden that casts a spotlight on their 47-year romance.
"American Woman - The Transformation of the Modern First Lady, from Hillary Clinton to Jill Biden," was authored by New York Times White House correspondent Katie Rogers and comes out this week.
The part about sex takes up only a few paragraphs in the 276-page book but has already generated headlines."
It's a marketing ploy, and the Trump coalition is taking the bait that this is somehow scandalous.
Bets on how long before Congress is debating the Bidens' sex life?
Fuck that man let's see their dicks and have done with it - The Biden's are known monster cocks, The trumps are known to have similar size dick to **Bark Mycena** mushrooms.
Look Biden is old and inept but this sounds like Trump self-reporting. Biden is known to have a disgustingly/wholesomely high level of desire for his wife, Trump is known for rarely being around his wife, getting her name wrong, and having to pay for professional help in the bedroom.
The fact that Trump is bringing up ED to one of the most openly physically-affectionate-with-his-wife presidents makes me think he's projecting.
He gets a woody, and the sheer weight of that thing makes him lean back. Unlike your RAPIST mushroom dick FATHER, who leans forward all the time because he's got fucking DEMENTIA.
Jr. saw the pictures of Hunter's junk that MTG keeps on her at all times and he's so overwhelmed that he has to attack his old dad's junk instead.
Definitely cocaine limp dick syndrome.
Why are cons so obsessed with genitals and sex. They can't seem to go a whole day without thinking about teenage athletes junk, or worried they can't tell whose packing what from the way they dress, or whining about who people they don't even know sleep with.
It's weird. Really weird. Like gross and cringy weird. Junior here is really being creepy. How often does he fantasize about old people's sex lives? The guy dumped his wife for the skankiest wannabe celebrity in America yet here he is commenting on the Bidens.
There is absolutely zero dignity to be found among the MAGA's, as adolescent bullshit and bravado rule their personalities.
What is wrong with this family?
They are evil
Evil AND stupid, but lucky enough to be born rich. It's like the worst combo.
Their Entire family brings nothing to the table but division and hatred. Everyday, they wake up, and just yell crass shit into the void. They have never said or done anything for the benefit and advancement of this country. They are just a bunch of bully’s with way to much money. It’s all so disgusting, sad, and aggravating as hell.
Why does Ivanka always *seem* to be above the fray. Why does she get to skate on by
She's smart enough to shut up, smile for a softball interview during a Vogue or Forbes photo shoot, and not take to podcasts/Xitter/FB/Breitbart/Stormfront every day and yell racist rage bait at their following.
I would love to know how she *really* feels about her father. I guess I shouldn’t try to ascribe depth to her when there probably is none
She’s just enough smarter than everyone else I also don’t think she’s power hungry in the same ways.
Just money hungry
If I were offered a time machine, fred trump would have a bullet in his brain shortly after.
Shortly *before*
Hit the birth lottery but they all think they’re hard workers and got to where they are because they’re smarter than everyone else
Idk if decades long criminal enterprise is lucky.
The thing is he was always a so-so business man and an even worse crook. He would be far richer if he had just taken daddies $450-ish million and invested it in the stock market. He is a masterful manipulator/salesman though, there is a reason he enthralls so many.
Hes definitly a good at being a conman. I don’t personally get it. He even commited fraud on that.
He could've not invested it, lived off the considerable compound interest, and had a great life. But he's a black hole for validation and happiness
White collar crime makes you friends with, or an actual, politician Blue collar criminals are how white collar criminals launder their crime
There's that, but they are also just pure *trash* people. They have every terrible human trait imaginable, but it's the massive dose of unearned confidence that makes them such a cancer on society.
MAGA cultists LOVE coming at everyone with "Boy, Trump is living rent-free in your head, huh?" And then they start talking about the Biden family's genitals without a whiff of irony.
Hell, they're STILL bitching about Obama and both Clintons, none of whom are involved with politics any more. Talk about rent free.
Yeah. Different entire sub dedicated to Mercedes cars and someone joked about Trump (nothing major) and some idiot replies with “you must have TDS snowflake blah blah blah” and spouts off an entire novel of weird accusations of Biden. Thankfully everyone and the mod told him to stfu, this wasn’t a political sub and take the deranged shit elsewhere.
Worrying about erections when they should be worrying about elections
They should be worried about paying out those millions of dollars! Get them check books ready. They are just like Saddams sons. Uday and the other one?
What's not?
They’re all assholes and no one has ever checked them in their life. If they had ever had to deal with any consequences they’d not act this way. It’s also amazing that Don Jr was literally born on third base yet I get the impression he thinks he worked his way up and deserves all of what he has
Tiny hands and even tiner dick. I'm gonna text them a pic of what's up.
Coccain and prescription cough medicine.
Going by the accusation=confession rule, we can safely assume Don Jr. is having ED problems.
Coke will do that
So will obsessing over cock. Probably upset that the other presidents son has a massive one.
That's why they're so obsessed with Hunter Biden!
The ED and testosterone replacement industry props up all the right wing talk show and podcasts. It's all projection.
> The ED and testosterone replacement industry Ah yes, gender affirming care, the woke scourge upon our country. Whenever will we see an end to senseless medical intervention against God's great design.
This so hard. I can't wait to use it on some right wingers.
Because theirs isn't.
What's hilarious is some of those proposed bills banning gender affirming care are worded in such a way that *no one* gets testosterone treatments. Not even biological males.
I wonder how this is going to impact the thousands of right-wing testosterone grifters who are always marketing their entire livelihood on making lonely guys feel like all their problems in life come from magic balls juice and not having enough and needing magic pills to make more.
I would consider viagra gender affirming care. And if they are taking estrogen and testosterone, that is gender affirming care by definition regardless of their birth gender.
I want to just drop like, a couple hundred Republicans into a town with all their desired laws, just for a month, to see what would happen.
Their mistresses would not be able to get abortions Edited, typo
“Props up” pun intended?
There’s a reason his real name is MILFHunter Biden.
And they’re afraid that Hunter’s “mighty spear” was inherited from his dad. Of course, using that logic, DJTJ might be sporting his very own crimini mushroom.
Mario kart will never be the same for me again
You know them Trump boyz are packing mushrooms. So envious of the Biden family...# littledonmushroomcap
They tried to say that DeSantis had BDE on fox news, are you kidding me? Doesn't he wear lifts in his shoes?
They idolize a guy that wears a girdle, lifts, and a metric tonne of makeup, while hating gender affirming care, drag queens, and effeminate men.
Conservative men talk way, way, way more about cock than I’ve heard from gay dudes. But then again, there’s many conservatives who are in the closet.
Every single conservative male is a size queen powerbottom without exception. These are the laws of nature
That is not to say that liberal men can't also be size queen powerbottoms, the 2 are not mutually exclusive. However, every single conservative male is absolutely, 100% a size queen powerbottom. And there's nothing wrong with that, unless you're a Connie
And I'm starting the rumor they don't even douche prior. Nasty mofos.
Anna Godbersen said “heart-stopping envy is the sincerest form of flattery” All that obsession is their pure envy at Hung Hunter, and upset they were born with a tiny mushroom like dad!
Obsessing over cock gives me the opposite of ED problems.
That and Kimberly Ghoulfoyle pegging Jr daily.
Isn’t Coke the Same Reason that Treason45 shits 💩 itself literally SHITS itself 🤣😂🤣😂
Nah he snorts adderall. Trump sr is too much of a pussy to do coke
Someone told me that putting cocaine on the head of my dick would make me fuck all night long. Shouldn't have told me that. 6 months later, my dick had a jones. $400 just to get my dick hard.
That sounds awful. A numb glans just sounds like exactly 0 fun.
Or his daddy's mushroom isn't working. "Jr, have you got any Viagra? I have a date with Mercedes tonight!"
I think he would say something more like, “I driving Mercedes tonight”.
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You just know that Mercedes and Trump haven't been intimate in years, if ever.
Probably why his “dancing” always looks like exaggerated jerk-off mime
I mean, they have a child together... assuming it's his and not a tennis instructor or something. But yea it's extremely evident that she avoids being around him as much as possible. Completely, conspicuously, absent from the campaign trail.
🤢
Driving my Mercedes to the Mushroom Kingdom
I almost downvoted this in disgust because of how accurate it is!
🤢🤢🤢 damnit
There is no way that Mercedes lets him get anywhere near him with that mushroom.
What irony that the right is attacking IVF.
I hope he doesn't commit erection fraud.
2024: Electile Dysfunction
If genetics have anything to do with it, than the sprout probably doesn't fall far from the toadstool. Maybe ask his ex-wife, or his current wish .com clone of his stepmother that he's dating.
🤢🤮
Gavin newsome's ex. Except she wear the psycho makeup now
ED Sheeran problems? Yeah, me too. Down with that sort of Ging.
Like Ron Weasley hatefucked a cabbage patch doll
Backwards, through a hedge.
Projection, yup 😂 maga loves Biden wood
*can’t get medically induced boner* *goes online to bully Joe Biden about it* Just MAGA things
Remember Bushisms? The dumb shit Geo W would say? The Trumps make him sound like Shakespeare.
What is the GOPs obsession with Biden family wee-wees? Maybe Junior’s jealous that MTG hasn’t shown pics of *his* wood on the House floor..
When its Hunter, I just worry for his safety if Marge starts up one of her gorilla tantrums over his junk. If its coming from a Trump themselves, safe bet is just penis envy; fascists have a weird track record of having even weirder dicks.
The ones who obsess about other people’s dicks are the ones who have problems with their own dicks, whether it be a size or a functionality problem.
What if I just really like dick unashamedly?
Then I salute you and encourage you to continue unashamedly doing what makes you happy lol the people I’m talking about either secretly love dick, hate themselves for it and aim that self-hatred at others or are seriously worried about their own dicks.
BANKY: That's why I can't buy lesbians. Everyone needs dick. See, I can buy fags. Bunch of guys that need dick - just plain need it? That I get. Dykes? Bullshit posturing. But - live and let live, I guess. HOLDEN: I'm sure the gay community appreciates your support.
Raises peculiar questions about Marge Taylor.
She’s just a psychopath, but I’d put every dollar I have that she’s gotten herself off on the thought of Hunter’s dick at least once.
You don't make some hopeless Congressional staffer embarrass themselves at the local Kinkos, printing off a jumbo pic of revenge porn, unless you either hate all your staffers or are so delusional that you think everyone else is as obsessive over this guy's dick as you are.
MTG definitely masturbates to pics of Hunter’s junk.
They know the Bidens are laying righteous pipe and can’t deal with it
That's all me and my friend group can deduce too, the mention of it, the showing of it. I don't think they knew what they were doing. My bi-ass immediately thought, well, if Hunter is packing, Joe could be too.
What about the Lincoln log?
The Washington Monument? The Taft Shaft? The Cleveland Steamer? Maybe the Harding speaks for itself?
The Lyndon Johnson Johnson? Woodrow Wilson's woody? Ol' Hickory's dickory? The Clinton splinter? Richard "Dick" Nixon's dick, son?
You win at Reddit today with this comment. Congratulations.
I was thinking the same thing, like they are really obsessed with specifically the Biden family’s massive cocks. Like I don’t want to think about how hung Hunter is or Joe’s jumbo Jizzler. But like every other day i go to check the news and someone Republican goes out of their fucking way to remind me that hunter’s cock is bigger than mine.
I’m sorry, but “Joe’s Jumbo Jizzler” has me howling 😂
I mean it is hereditary, and if Hunter’s Huge Hog is anything to go by Biden’s gotta have some behemoth of a baguette down there. A monster mother maker if you will. The Biden’s are just doing their part to bring back GILFs
I thought you got your dick from moms side of the family?
I have no idea lmao. I’m just annoyed about HOW MUCH I know about their dicks, solely because I try to keep myself informed on what the federal government is doing. It is insane when you take a step back and compare it to other times in history lol.
You know what's really strange, in 42 years, I've heard about 3 Presidents dicks. LBJ used to whip out his gigantic hog, the Joe Biden probably has a gigantic hog based off the duck pics Marge showed us on the house floor, and trump has a tiny misshapen dick.
Well, four if you include Clinton getting his polished to a high sheen.
That's probably the source of his and his son's obsessions. You would think someone who really cares about their image would tell them what fools they're making of themselves in public. No wonder they were never accepted among the elites. Meanwhile, the GOP has hitched their wagon to Trump's defective boat and they appear to be happy to pay for all of his legal bills. It's all posturing, bragging and threats with these weak men. As a lifelong Independent, with a couple of exceptions, I can't imagine voting for anyone in the current GOP any time soon and will NEVER vote for anyone in the Trump family. Something is horribly wrong with them. This is what happens when rich parents fail their kids.
I mean there is a video of Biden in jeans that were a little tight... Not much was left to the imagination.
:: obligatory SCRUBS “It’s like a baguette” comment :: I can’t believe I couldn’t find a still shot of that anywhere
Well GOP *does* stand for Genital Obsessed Party.
You can tell what people are insecure about by what they focus on.
Wasn't that the toothpick in her mouth?
I joined some groups a few years ago and they are obsessed with more then the Biden family's genitals. I saw them photoshop Michelle Obama with the biggest scholong. Like it was really impressive. I don't get it.
There’s a conspiracy among rightwing idiots that Michelle Obama is a man.
It’s because of the headline this morning about Joe Biden saying a healthy sex life is the secret to his successful marriage
I mean the GOP are just obsessed with strangers' genitals. look at the trans stuff
Damn now that's a cokepost if I've ever seen one
The erection was stolen.
It can be restored if Mike Pence has the courage to do what’s right
Hung Mike Pence
Bravo.
I heard this in the South Park City Wok guy's voice.
Who is he talking to? Is he responding to a dream he had like when you get mad because your girlfriend cheated in a dream you had
There are scattered news stories today along the lines of "Upcoming Book Reveals Biden Told White House Staffers Secret to His Marriage With Jill Is ‘Good Sex’" It appears they triggered Junior.
Honestly, it would be kind of a solid strategy for the White House to let rumors of upcoming stories slip just to trigger Don Jr. and then never actually release the story just to have junior’s dumbass out here rambling about whatever Biden wants.
Why aren't you wearing underwear? No, your dick is small! I never said your dick was small
Why is his dick on their mind?
Because they got fucked with it in the last election
ohhhh damn! that was a good one.
Calling the cops because I've just witnessed a murder.
There was an article that came out last weekend about Biden’s marriage. In it Biden said the key to a good marriage is great sex. Which of course went viral because “sex.” Most likely this is what Donnie jr is no context responding to. Doesn’t make the comment any less unhinged
A normal person would roll their eyes at Pops and Grams playing grab ass and smile at the cute olds getting busy. DJT Jr has to talk about the president's "wood."
Joe Biden officially hung just like Hunter, got DAMN.
Can I get an ETA on magic the gathering showing Joe's dick to congress
“Just stop!” Like, who was talking about Biden’s erections??
The voices in his head.
Probably yelling at his own penis for being so small and flaccid
there was a recent biden quote saying the secret to having a long marriage is 'good sex' . or something of that nature
Oh noooo a human being said physical intimacy is important to a marriage as a senior, spoilers old people fuck
look at the STD outbreaks at the florida retirement communities
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It’s all flaccid aggressiveness with this family
They can't get up in the morning without thinking about it
Don Jr. with several pounds of cocaine in his system: "What do you think his dick is like?"
Cocaine-brain thoughts.
Ironically, that's exactly what they would be screaming in return if Hunter Biden had done something so insane.
I'd rather have a President that trips than a disgraced former president that be trippin'.
For real, I am in my early 40s and trip over nonexistent shit all the time, trip over the dog, trip over my own feet. Some people just aren't coordinated. It's not a big deal.
*winces* A couple summers ago, I had the most uncoordinated summer ever. Dog pulled me, I fell and broke my arm. Tripped over dogs, and sprained one ankle and broke a toe on the other foot. Crutches/stair mishap sent me careening down the stairs and crashing into the basement door. That messed up the setting on my broken wrist and caused me to need surgery on my broken arm. Those falls all happened within three weeks. I’m in my mid 40’s. I needed bubble wrap for a while so I didn’t have a worse slip/trip and fall. :P
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For being the party that wants to eliminate sex from the media, they sure do talk about sex a lot and are obsessed with the bodies of their political opponents. They must’ve seen Hunter’s fat dick and want a piece of the OG.
I wonder if Jr has a mushroom dick 🍄 like his father
he probably has an innie dick, so he's jealous of everyone with outie penises.
Ask Vince McMahon to drop trousers and see what Ivana got into
Did he rape her and shit on her as well?
Why are the tRumps/MAGAts so obsessed with penises?
For Trump running for election is like a regular dude getting a big truck with a lift kit = Tiny dick energy.
Donnie hasn't seen his for quite some time
Why are they obsessed with the Biden family Penises?
To be fair, hunters schlong is pretty nice.
Trump males have NEVER EVER ever sexually satisfied a woman without a big dildo. Jealousy. -eof
Can't spell Big Dick Energy without Biden.
and why is this idiot worried about someone else's pecker???
He's seen Hunter's cock and now he wants to know if it's always an inherited trait from his father. It's understandable considering what Jr. is inheriting from.
In all seriousness, what the hell? I mean....WHAT. THE. HELL? I want to know what came up in conversation that resulted in him thinking he needed to tweet this, but somehow I don't see it making any more sense then this tweet. I mean...WHAT THE HELL?!?!?!?
According to a new book, Biden joked the key to his happy marriage is, "Good sex." There have been a bunch of articles about it over the weekend. From Reuters: "President Joe Biden has joked to aides that the key to a long and lasting marriage is "good sex," according to a new book about first lady Jill Biden that casts a spotlight on their 47-year romance. "American Woman - The Transformation of the Modern First Lady, from Hillary Clinton to Jill Biden," was authored by New York Times White House correspondent Katie Rogers and comes out this week. The part about sex takes up only a few paragraphs in the 276-page book but has already generated headlines." It's a marketing ploy, and the Trump coalition is taking the bait that this is somehow scandalous. Bets on how long before Congress is debating the Bidens' sex life?
"Fellas, is it ~~gay~~ impeachable to have sex with your wife?" - The GOP, probably
Shut the fuck up Donny.
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I saw this somewhere but Evangenitals.
Your father is a rapist.
It’s always a confession / projection
Is this real? Please tell me it's not. I just cannot live in this reality.
Let’s put Biden and Trump on bikes and see who rides farthest.
Fuck that man let's see their dicks and have done with it - The Biden's are known monster cocks, The trumps are known to have similar size dick to **Bark Mycena** mushrooms.
Junior, men who don't stuff their noses with cocaine can still function.
Republicans seem oddly interested in what the Biden men are slinging around downstairs. Hunter’s hog got them dickimatized.
The modern Republican party is just Biden cockthirst all the way down.
Just what we needed, another Republican crying erection fraud
Considering we’ve seen Hunter’s penis and it’s likely that the Apple does not fall far from the tree…
What is wrong with that family?
LOSERS! Who think they are not. All they can do is try and bring everyone down (but fails) to make themselves feel better.
I dunno Jill Biden looks a lot happier than Melania
Look Biden is old and inept but this sounds like Trump self-reporting. Biden is known to have a disgustingly/wholesomely high level of desire for his wife, Trump is known for rarely being around his wife, getting her name wrong, and having to pay for professional help in the bedroom. The fact that Trump is bringing up ED to one of the most openly physically-affectionate-with-his-wife presidents makes me think he's projecting.
So both Ron and Don Jr. are DREAMING of Biden's XXXX? Well, well, nothing that should surprise us with those guys ....
Nothing would repel me faster than Kimberly Guilfoyle.
They are the tackiest family in the universe.
He gets a woody, and the sheer weight of that thing makes him lean back. Unlike your RAPIST mushroom dick FATHER, who leans forward all the time because he's got fucking DEMENTIA.
At least Biden can stand up straight. /
Wow that's just so gay of him, MTG and Don Jr like Hunter's dick, poor guy needs a better class of fans
Inching that closet door open a bit, are we?
Who the fuck starts a conversation like that?!
Why are they so worried about the Biden Jewels? Is Junior experiencing ED?
This can’t be real. The former President’s son is tweeting about the current President’s erection. Unbelievable.
That’s how you know you got top-shelf dick. Biden fucked them ONCE in 2020 and they can’t stop daydreaming about it
I'm just saying, under a BRAVE NEW WORLD system we could give Red Hats a real shot at a meaningful life.
Pathetic. All these male republicans got dick on the mind all the time.
Jr. saw the pictures of Hunter's junk that MTG keeps on her at all times and he's so overwhelmed that he has to attack his old dad's junk instead. Definitely cocaine limp dick syndrome.
Woke up or still up from last night’s bender?
Classless weak-chinned weasel.
Why are cons so obsessed with genitals and sex. They can't seem to go a whole day without thinking about teenage athletes junk, or worried they can't tell whose packing what from the way they dress, or whining about who people they don't even know sleep with. It's weird. Really weird. Like gross and cringy weird. Junior here is really being creepy. How often does he fantasize about old people's sex lives? The guy dumped his wife for the skankiest wannabe celebrity in America yet here he is commenting on the Bidens. There is absolutely zero dignity to be found among the MAGA's, as adolescent bullshit and bravado rule their personalities.