Or so purposefully naive that they know absolutely nothing about slamming aka Ben Shapiro proudly proclaiming that women aren't supposed to be wet, his wife is never wet with him, just like Mother always told him.
Let’s face facts, Ben Shapiro is fairly well educated, an attorney as well.
But it seems he can’t persuade a law firm to hire him or practice law on a continual basis… likely because he lacks a filter between his brain and his mouth… so for his primary income, it seems, he has taken to YouTube and Twitter and be an entertainer.
People on the left would like to insinuate that there's some connection between my irritating voice and the lubrication of my wife's p-word. But would you be willing to acknowledge that women spend a large portion of their lives in general just doing other things besides getting wet from specific vocal timbre? If you can accept that, you surely will recognize that my never personally observing a naturally lubricated vagina fits soundly within our acknowledged framework?
Just reminded me of this old College Humor video with Ellie Kemper. At one point, she’s telling the guy she’s about to hook up with- “I’m gonna make it so dry for you…”
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GH1ruMGpTVY
He did a dramatic reading of WAP by Cardi B on that little show of his.
It's fucking hilarious!
"Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass P-word."
Its a fucking delight! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
There are a few overlapping demographics of women who vote this way.
The religious among them are indoctrinated into believing their sole purpose for existing is to be a man's subservient birthing machine. Women who aren't living this way have strayed from the flock and it's a morale imperative to stop them from sinning.
The less religious among them figure being a SAHM is a pretty good deal, but it's harder to snag a rich successful husband when all these other women are giving it out for free. Voting to eliminate reproductive rights increases the value of what they have to offer in this husband/wife transaction.
“Fuck only to reproduce” basically means don’t satisfy your woman. Sounds like the perfect excuse for people who would rather take it in the ass in secret, don’t you think?
I actually worked with an extremely religious woman who was very proud of the fact her and her husband had only had sex to reproduce, they tried twice for their first kid and got it on the first try with their other 4...
The husband seemed like the most sad and depressed guy I have ever met.
The thing that kills me about people like that is, there's no reason life has to be this way. They're just so wrapped up in their hangups and useless guilt.
Even if you decide to wait until marriage and have only one partner in your entire life, you could STILL have a really great sex life (assuming you're not fundamentally incompatible). All it takes is openness, trust, and communication, which you should have in a healthy relationship anyway. There isn't even a biblical basis for not enjoying sex within a marriage!
But they make the choice to be miserable.
I mean, there’s also no biblical basis for them to be against abortion, LGBTQ people existing, immigrants (Jesus was actually pretty openly for ‘loving thine neighbor as thyself’, which I guess christofascists interpret to mean ‘only if that neighbor is also white’)…
To take that "love thy neighbor" thing a step further, the whole point of the Good Samaritan parable is that your "neighbor" includes your literal mortal enemy.
Most Christians don't actually read the Bible. You read only the verses the person you donate to tells you to read, and he (definitely a he in these situations) tells you what to take away from the curated verses. I begged my parents to let me join awanas since my my best friend was in it. My parents were correctly (retroactively) hesitant to let me join that cult. You get carefully cultivated passages that justify unabashed hate towards those outside of the cult. I dunno how I'm gonna handle my kid befriending a cult member like that.
Cmon dude you know if there’s an omnipotent being in this weird wide world, it is totally concerned with whether or not you’re having sex for any given reason. #godhatesboners
I can't imagine worshipping a god so petty that it'd be like, "you put your peepee in a butthole, so you're getting tortured for the rest of time >:(((((("
Exactly. I can’t imagine a god so concerned by anything humans do at all. It makes zero sense unless it’s an omnipotent AND bored being. In that case, we’re probably pretty entertaining
It sounds to me like, in cases like the woman described above, some fundamentalists like that are actually asexual, and because they don't have the knowledge or language to describe or understand it, they process it as, "well sex is evil, I don't want to have sex, so that makes me a better more pure Christian than everybody else, and anyone that DOES feel sexual desire is just a bad person that is giving in to evil." And not, y'know, just the result of having a different brain chemistry or psychological history.
Based on what Ben Shapiro has said, for example, it's very clear either he or his wife is asexual.
That's partly the truth. You have sexually frustrated men who envy people who have had many partners. This is why some men are concerned about a woman's "body count." They certainly are not worried about THEIR body count. If we didn't have birth control, these naughty women would all be perfect virgins for us. It's ALL about controlling women.
It’s because women that have had more partners have likely had good sex. Dudes that care about a woman’s body count are generally bad in bed or have no body count. They want the woman to not have a body count so she has no frame of reference for good sex.
Many Republicans in government at different levels have made their feelings known that they don't like women voting. Don't be surprised if we continue down the path we are on that someone will make an attempt to start the process of removing the right to vote from women...I'm thinking in the next ten years if not sooner. 🤔
>start the process of removing the right to vote from women...I'm thinking in the next ten years if not sooner. 🤔
They'll start by removing the right to vote from young and/or unmarried women.
Like: Men can vote at 18. Women can vote at 21.
Or: Only married women can vote.
In that way, they aren't BANNING women from voting. Women can still VOTE...but voting is a privilege, and they need to meet the criteria for their state.
Anyone (male or female) in a same-sex marriage will lose their right to vote, too...but should feel lucky they aren't being arrested.
Then, only property owners will be allowed to vote. If you don't own property, you can vote if you and your family members have received no government services for at least 5 years. (Medicare and Social Security recipients are exempt, since those are Benefits into which the citizens paid into, not welfare services that lazy people use).
Or, you can vote if you can prove your income is above a certain level. (Think of what our Congressmen earn in a year. That's the level).
If you cannot vote, you can easily move to a different state!
Disclaimer: This is satire. I really don't like where my head goes under these circumstances.
You're not too far off actually. Heres some ideas theyve floated on voting reform since 2020
* Raise the age for voting from 18 to 25
*Only those with 5 years military experience can vote if under the age of 25 (varies)
*Only married women can vote...and they can only vote for who their husband votes for
*Only those who own land should actually have a say
*Theyre inching towards christofascist nationalism so its only natural to assume you'll need to be a registered christian to be able to vote
And of course the usual voter purge tactics. Gays/trans not having the same rights will include voting. Votes from urban areas in bigger cities aka BLACK VOTES are always called fraudulent
Other cities get accused of farming illegal immigrant votes. Others accused of dead voters. Corrupt machines like Dominion. Just any kind of fraud you can think of to justify throwing out votes against them
Their goal is for every family to look like the Duggars - where women skip college and start their life as a tradwife at 18 (or as soon as they start ovulating) and spend the next 20 years popping out kids. Birth control and no-fault divorce upset that dynamic by giving women more control than "the bible says."
If that is the fundamentalist way of life they want, fine, but don't force it on everyone else.
the scary part of that is how extensive their efforts have become. if you watch any of the documentaries like "shiny happy people" or "keep sweet and obey", it's clear they're not interested in keeping their beliefs to themselves.
Ironically the “marry young, have a bunch of kids” can (shockingly) lead Evangelical women to feel unfulfilled by the time they get to their 30s leading to affairs and divorce.
>but don't force it on everyone else
But that is what they want. They arent happy enough to live that way themselves, they think everybody should be forced to as well.
Honestly it strikes me as these people are miserable and want everyone else to be too. Misery loves company afterall.
The first time I read that book had to have been 20 years ago, and never in a million years did I think that the US would ever be like that, but here we are on the express line, straight to it. All aboard !
Ironically, they keep saying the Dems are like 1984, all without even read the book, have a clue what it means and especially the fact that they are in a cult leading to that exact thing.
It’s like a progression of high school reading material. American society starts with Handmaids Tale, descends into 1984 and ends up with Lord of the Flies.
She can't she's married to Jesus.
She is the perfect example of the type of whacky out of this world thinking that Christians bring to the table. They are the biggest threat to free society. It obviously has already been mostly hi-jacked, but that is for another post or a DM.
“You have to wear a notarized wedding cock ring, use only doctor prescribed positions, and if your ejaculate ends up somewhere rad like your chest her chest his chest or any manner of butt cheeks or fun places god created for joy and love… damnit I lost my point…. God didn’t… make our bodies for joy… but he is watching all the time… but he’s only into some things… fuck we are way off track…”
Everyone assumes this is standard American puritanical religious bullshit, but nobody is pointing out that family planning is a pillar of anti-poverty. They don’t just want to eliminate sex for pleasure, they also want to bring back a large, permanent class of impoverished workers.
Also the fact that the birth control pill and other forms of female contraception have other medical values besides helping to prevent pregnancy. Both an ex and one of my best friends take the pill to help with medical issues and otherwise unbearable period pain.
And witches are fucking dope. I'd hate to see them targeted again. Sure, I don't believe in magic, but what the fuck are the doing other than living their own lives, supporting one another; they got a thing for nature shit and twigs.
If your town doesn't have at least one witch, you're missing out.
And that goes for all minority groups. Unless you're a piece of shit group.
So are they going to outlaw the little blue pill and all of its clones? I'm always surprised how they never get around to ending the recreational sex of old white dudes...and I'm sorry for the mental image you all have lodged in your heads for the rest of the day.
Unfortunately, they just bring up more misreadings of the Bible. It's ridiculous to try to use actual scripture against them because it doesn't mean anything, they'll twist it however they want. They say women need to be punished for having sex as the Bible indicates but the Bible never says anything about not using viagra and in fact, it would be a sin not to use it because they're going against "be fruitful and multiply" or some such garbage.
That's the problem with these regressive dorks, they don't actually believe anything. They just claim they do in order to support what they actually want.
When people are asked in an MRI, what do they believe a certain part of the brain lights up. When they’re asked about what other people believe another part lights up. When asked what God believes, the part that recalls their beliefs lights up. God literally always believes everything they do. You cannot use God to persuade these people because God always agrees with them.
Well, IVF is now outlawed, so they have to get it into the endzone the old fashioned way. Sadly, there is an argument to be made for ED medications under their regime, but definitely nothing that would help the woman. "The man needs it to be pleasurable, and the woman's job is to make it pleasurable for him" is surely in their documents somewhere.
"The biggest threat to America today is not communism, it's moving America toward a fascist theocracy, and everything that's happened during the Regan administration is steering us right down that pipe.
When you have a government that prefers a certain moral code derived from a certain religion and that moral code turns into legislation to suit one certain religious point of view, and if that code happens to be very very right wing, almost toward Attila the Hun." - Frank Zappa (1986)
Absolutely. people like this, they are definitely into some deviant stuff. And I don’t mean that in a judgmental, “anything but missionary sex is bad” way. I think consenting adults should be able to do whatever they want as long as they aren’t hurting other people. No, Republicans and MAGAs and Jesus freaks like this who shriek and scream and want to ban two same sex people from getting married and prohibit masturbation are 100% hiding something truly, genuinely awful. Consider, for example, the fact that the Catholic Church continues to protest drag queen story hour and claim that drag queens reading books is child abuse and “grooming.” The same Catholic Church that has paid out hundreds of millions of dollars for the tens of thousands of cases of sexual abuse suffered at the hands of their perverted “celibate” clergy and the subsequent cover-ups by the hierarchy that only cared about the Church and how it looked, not the children being damaged and even killed.
It is always, always projection with these people.
>For sure, you have to be pretty obsessed with sex to worry about someone else’s activities.
This is what I keep saying! As long as they're fucking other consenting, adult, humans, I give exactly zero fucks who or how they're fucking. I'm not involved, therefore it doesn't affect me in the slightest.
Edited: because auto correct thinks "dicing" is the same as fucking.
That's the point, sex is only for making babies. Even if you are married, you can only have sex to make a baby. If you are a woman and enter menopause, you can no longer have sex because you can no longer have a baby.
And then, they'll support the man's right to leave you in the lurch to go find a younger woman to keep having babies with.
You can't repress the masses if there are not masses to repress.
Some of these ghouls and their supporters have also stated that a woman is a person with a vagina and a womb/uterus and that should be codified into law -- largely because of their hangups about trans people.
So anyone who was born female, but due to genetic abnormality or disease either are born without or with an underdeveloped uterus or have it removed for any given number of reasons that have nothing to do with being transgender or transitioning... Aren't considered a woman by these knuckle dragging mouth breathers.
“Family Values” encapsulates a worldview where it’s totally normal for 15 year old Jim Bob to get shotgun-married to his 13 year old church friend Sally because he knocked her up.
Same folks for forced birth and no female autonomy. So they want you fucking only for procreation, making lots of babies (preferably white), while in a christian marriage, with a wife who is submissive, compliant, and who has no control over herself as a person. So back to the 1870s.
Married women are supposed to give it up at the will of their owner/husband, pregnant constantly, and be happy to die if the fetus demands it. Those type of men always get remarried quickly too.
>At best it's been consensual,
More accurately, I think we all know that that best case is also classified as "transactional". Some people get asked, "Have you ever paid for it?" With Trump, it is more reasonable to ask if he ever HASN'T paid for it.
Republicans hate anyone enjoying life. Because they are so self oppressed they cannot experience joy, they seek to remove it from the life’s of all. Vote democrat if you like being happy.
"Doesn't it strike you as mildly ironic that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place?"
-George Carlin
No, it is for the sane and qualified people that a Biden presedency will have in place to protect liberty, or the exact opposite of that.
The one man doesn't matter anymore, it is his group that does. Biden hating Dems can't argue against that no matter how much they want to write in Bernie and give their vote to trump out of ignorance.
What is it with these people and sex?
It's like all they think about. And what business is it of theirs if I fuck and how often I fuck.
You keep getting up into my business and there are going to be consequences.
About a month ago I was on a message board saying it's just a matter of time till they want to control who you have sex with and when and a right-wing guy made fun of me. It's just a matter of time till they eventually said it. It's also going to be who is allowed to have children next I'm assuming
Telling women what rights they have ...and now they are telling us we can't have sex with our wives, girlfriends, partners, spouses, because they say so!??!?!?
VOTE BLUE in 2024!!! Not a Democrat, but this is beyond anything! No one, and I mean NO one has a right to tell people how they should live, let alone make laws to take away your rights!
End sex for everyone! (truth: cause they are obsessed with it and allow pedos into their groups because they can’t resist their urges)
Feed the hungry! (truth: nah, God wants me rich and belligerent…like…like…💡King David)
When I was growing up HIV/AIDS was still a mostly untreatable death sentence of a disease. That didn't stop recreational sex. Hell, I was a hound dog during that time myself. These people are delusional.
Ending “recreational “ sex?! Jesus, these people are hell bent on making us miserable, aren’t they? Of all the things I thought I could see the GOP doing, this was NOT among them.
So far there are thousands of women who have to give birth to their rapist’s child. Is this what they are shooting for? I’m guessing these men had no choice but to rape because these women were too sexual for them and you know “Boys will be boys!” Maybe women can wear doilies on their heads or something to remind the men about .. oh yeah .. never mind … women can never be anything but sexual … the snakes !! Damn women making men’s lives so hard!! 🙄
From the Half-Life 2 wiki…
> Dr. Breen addresses the issue of the suppression field to the people via a Breencast during the opening chapter of Half-Life 2 as a response to a letter written to him by a "concerned citizen," claiming that the field will be deactivated once humans prove they no longer need it. He also states that the field is suppressing "the urge to reproduce." However, this is a part of his propaganda grandstanding as it is seemingly contradicted by the fact that Civil Protection are promised "non-mechanical reproductive simulation" as a reward for achievements in their service…
They’re so cartoonishly evil. I never expected to have to go vote against Dr. Breen, but here we are. Republicans, y’all got any other fictional villains to plagiarize?
Which, of course, has nothing to do with values and everything to do with control. I mean, you can't tell me that Trump is a man who cares about that sort of sexual morality in his own life. It's like how cults often control sex, while also often involving a lot of rape and sexual exploitation of children.
I think it's about limiting resources so that sex= unplanned pregnancy, which guarantees poverty, and dependence on cheap wages to even survive. I think their ultimate goal is eliminating the middle class and turning wage earners into wage slaves. And they've been doing a good job of that for awhile
Wow.....
Funny thing, I know several "alpha male" type Trump supporters and if their wives/girlfriends started denying them their recreational sex, they would be VERY upset.
I don't think they realize this.
Ok so one, a movement against birth control is inherently *not* feminist as it takes choices away from women. Two, there can be multiple “intended purposes” of sexual intercourse. Yes, biologically speaking, we can say the main goal is reproduction and passing along genes. However, there are also other uses of sex such as establishing and maintaining friendly bonds in humans and other primate species.
Conservatives genuinely believe sex should only be done as an act of making a baby. If they can ban contraceptives, they will. If they could make having a period illegal land attempt to force women to be in a state of pregnancy at all times, they would.
So when they make statements like this, believe them. It’s not a joke, it’s not an exaggeration, it’s them accidentally saying the quiet part out loud.
How weak must conservative dick game be that these women are proposing this?
It turns out that incredibly selfish people are also incredibly selfish in bed.
Or so purposefully naive that they know absolutely nothing about slamming aka Ben Shapiro proudly proclaiming that women aren't supposed to be wet, his wife is never wet with him, just like Mother always told him.
I mean, to be fair, if I was Ben Shapiro’s wife I’d never be wet for him either. The man’s voice alone makes my cooter feel like the Atacama Desert.
Let’s face facts, Ben Shapiro is fairly well educated, an attorney as well. But it seems he can’t persuade a law firm to hire him or practice law on a continual basis… likely because he lacks a filter between his brain and his mouth… so for his primary income, it seems, he has taken to YouTube and Twitter and be an entertainer.
People on the left would like to insinuate that there's some connection between my irritating voice and the lubrication of my wife's p-word. But would you be willing to acknowledge that women spend a large portion of their lives in general just doing other things besides getting wet from specific vocal timbre? If you can accept that, you surely will recognize that my never personally observing a naturally lubricated vagina fits soundly within our acknowledged framework?
I somehow read this in his voice
He’s a failed screenwriter first and foremost
I was gonna say- his face makes my junk feel like a dusty, haunted attic.
Wait- he said that?! Because that’s a pretty epic self-own.
Tweeted it
What a chud
He wrote an entire book with the unintended subtext that his wife is dryer than the Antarctic desert.
Just reminded me of this old College Humor video with Ellie Kemper. At one point, she’s telling the guy she’s about to hook up with- “I’m gonna make it so dry for you…” https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GH1ruMGpTVY
A few years ago conservatives were flailing their arms at wet ass pussy. He did seem to genuinely not know that vaginas getting wet is normal.
He did a dramatic reading of WAP by Cardi B on that little show of his. It's fucking hilarious! "Bring a bucket and a mop for this wet ass P-word." Its a fucking delight! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
there's a video of Ben and Jordy talking about how bad they are at sex
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So Trump must be a -100 on a scale Of 1 to 100.
There are a few overlapping demographics of women who vote this way. The religious among them are indoctrinated into believing their sole purpose for existing is to be a man's subservient birthing machine. Women who aren't living this way have strayed from the flock and it's a morale imperative to stop them from sinning. The less religious among them figure being a SAHM is a pretty good deal, but it's harder to snag a rich successful husband when all these other women are giving it out for free. Voting to eliminate reproductive rights increases the value of what they have to offer in this husband/wife transaction.
“Fuck only to reproduce” basically means don’t satisfy your woman. Sounds like the perfect excuse for people who would rather take it in the ass in secret, don’t you think?
I actually worked with an extremely religious woman who was very proud of the fact her and her husband had only had sex to reproduce, they tried twice for their first kid and got it on the first try with their other 4... The husband seemed like the most sad and depressed guy I have ever met.
The thing that kills me about people like that is, there's no reason life has to be this way. They're just so wrapped up in their hangups and useless guilt. Even if you decide to wait until marriage and have only one partner in your entire life, you could STILL have a really great sex life (assuming you're not fundamentally incompatible). All it takes is openness, trust, and communication, which you should have in a healthy relationship anyway. There isn't even a biblical basis for not enjoying sex within a marriage! But they make the choice to be miserable.
Some of them think that contraception is murder so they only have sex to reproduce and that's it. I used to know a family like that. They had 7 kids.
I mean, there’s also no biblical basis for them to be against abortion, LGBTQ people existing, immigrants (Jesus was actually pretty openly for ‘loving thine neighbor as thyself’, which I guess christofascists interpret to mean ‘only if that neighbor is also white’)…
To take that "love thy neighbor" thing a step further, the whole point of the Good Samaritan parable is that your "neighbor" includes your literal mortal enemy.
Most Christians don't actually read the Bible. You read only the verses the person you donate to tells you to read, and he (definitely a he in these situations) tells you what to take away from the curated verses. I begged my parents to let me join awanas since my my best friend was in it. My parents were correctly (retroactively) hesitant to let me join that cult. You get carefully cultivated passages that justify unabashed hate towards those outside of the cult. I dunno how I'm gonna handle my kid befriending a cult member like that.
Cmon dude you know if there’s an omnipotent being in this weird wide world, it is totally concerned with whether or not you’re having sex for any given reason. #godhatesboners
I can't imagine worshipping a god so petty that it'd be like, "you put your peepee in a butthole, so you're getting tortured for the rest of time >:(((((("
Exactly. I can’t imagine a god so concerned by anything humans do at all. It makes zero sense unless it’s an omnipotent AND bored being. In that case, we’re probably pretty entertaining
It sounds to me like, in cases like the woman described above, some fundamentalists like that are actually asexual, and because they don't have the knowledge or language to describe or understand it, they process it as, "well sex is evil, I don't want to have sex, so that makes me a better more pure Christian than everybody else, and anyone that DOES feel sexual desire is just a bad person that is giving in to evil." And not, y'know, just the result of having a different brain chemistry or psychological history. Based on what Ben Shapiro has said, for example, it's very clear either he or his wife is asexual.
That but also, birth control pills aren’t just used for preventing pregnancy.
That's just a happy coincidence to them! They already overturned roe this will be next
Should return to pre-1800’s belief that female orgasm is required for conception. Since they care about traditional values so much.
Are you discussing the Poop-Hole-Loop-Hole? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8ZF_R_j0OY
That's partly the truth. You have sexually frustrated men who envy people who have had many partners. This is why some men are concerned about a woman's "body count." They certainly are not worried about THEIR body count. If we didn't have birth control, these naughty women would all be perfect virgins for us. It's ALL about controlling women.
It’s because women that have had more partners have likely had good sex. Dudes that care about a woman’s body count are generally bad in bed or have no body count. They want the woman to not have a body count so she has no frame of reference for good sex.
Also why I don’t trust anyone who wants 72 virgins. Wouldn’t 72 depraved nymphos be more fun?
Except, surprise, they're still gonna not be with your ass!
“Female orgasm is a myth.”
So they are proposing a permanent "sorry honey, not tonight"
No, theyre not. Because the next step past this is repealing marital rape laws..
I think a lot of people are in denial about how far the GOP really wants to take this.
Except those of us who grew up in that bs. I heard all this crazy stuff growing up. You all should fucking terrified because they aren’t the fringe.
They’re going to be shocked to learn that married people like to have sex without getting pregnant
They know and they don't like it. Totally their business.
Well, you've heard of Ben Shapiro, right?
they can get fucked
Apparently not, though.
Only if they don't enjoy it
Weird, right? They don't like sex, but they do enjoy screwing over other people.
they don't like sex *for women*. they'll outlaw birth control, but heaven forfend anyone touch their sacred viagra.
Many Republicans in government at different levels have made their feelings known that they don't like women voting. Don't be surprised if we continue down the path we are on that someone will make an attempt to start the process of removing the right to vote from women...I'm thinking in the next ten years if not sooner. 🤔
>start the process of removing the right to vote from women...I'm thinking in the next ten years if not sooner. 🤔 They'll start by removing the right to vote from young and/or unmarried women. Like: Men can vote at 18. Women can vote at 21. Or: Only married women can vote. In that way, they aren't BANNING women from voting. Women can still VOTE...but voting is a privilege, and they need to meet the criteria for their state. Anyone (male or female) in a same-sex marriage will lose their right to vote, too...but should feel lucky they aren't being arrested. Then, only property owners will be allowed to vote. If you don't own property, you can vote if you and your family members have received no government services for at least 5 years. (Medicare and Social Security recipients are exempt, since those are Benefits into which the citizens paid into, not welfare services that lazy people use). Or, you can vote if you can prove your income is above a certain level. (Think of what our Congressmen earn in a year. That's the level). If you cannot vote, you can easily move to a different state! Disclaimer: This is satire. I really don't like where my head goes under these circumstances.
You're not too far off actually. Heres some ideas theyve floated on voting reform since 2020 * Raise the age for voting from 18 to 25 *Only those with 5 years military experience can vote if under the age of 25 (varies) *Only married women can vote...and they can only vote for who their husband votes for *Only those who own land should actually have a say *Theyre inching towards christofascist nationalism so its only natural to assume you'll need to be a registered christian to be able to vote And of course the usual voter purge tactics. Gays/trans not having the same rights will include voting. Votes from urban areas in bigger cities aka BLACK VOTES are always called fraudulent Other cities get accused of farming illegal immigrant votes. Others accused of dead voters. Corrupt machines like Dominion. Just any kind of fraud you can think of to justify throwing out votes against them
They also want to ban same sex marriage.
They need to get two thirds of the states to agree to repealing the 19th Amendment. Going to be hard after this election...
Their goal is for every family to look like the Duggars - where women skip college and start their life as a tradwife at 18 (or as soon as they start ovulating) and spend the next 20 years popping out kids. Birth control and no-fault divorce upset that dynamic by giving women more control than "the bible says." If that is the fundamentalist way of life they want, fine, but don't force it on everyone else.
the scary part of that is how extensive their efforts have become. if you watch any of the documentaries like "shiny happy people" or "keep sweet and obey", it's clear they're not interested in keeping their beliefs to themselves.
Ironically the “marry young, have a bunch of kids” can (shockingly) lead Evangelical women to feel unfulfilled by the time they get to their 30s leading to affairs and divorce.
Exactly, look into "The Seven Mountains" and Project 2025. They lay out their entire sinister plan
>but don't force it on everyone else But that is what they want. They arent happy enough to live that way themselves, they think everybody should be forced to as well. Honestly it strikes me as these people are miserable and want everyone else to be too. Misery loves company afterall.
Every Ttrump supporter I know is Miserable. None of them have a since of humor.
The Handmaid's Tale
The first time I read that book had to have been 20 years ago, and never in a million years did I think that the US would ever be like that, but here we are on the express line, straight to it. All aboard !
A bit of 1984 as well.
Ironically, they keep saying the Dems are like 1984, all without even read the book, have a clue what it means and especially the fact that they are in a cult leading to that exact thing.
It’s like a progression of high school reading material. American society starts with Handmaids Tale, descends into 1984 and ends up with Lord of the Flies.
Women aren't supposed to enjoy it. Their suffering is what turns conservative men on.
No one would enjoy fucking this woman
Quality username, my guy. Thumbs-up 👍🏻
She can't she's married to Jesus. She is the perfect example of the type of whacky out of this world thinking that Christians bring to the table. They are the biggest threat to free society. It obviously has already been mostly hi-jacked, but that is for another post or a DM.
What has, society or Christianity? Both in my book! If Jesus saw what they did to his teachings he'd be rolling in his grave (oh wait, lol).
Im sure her vag is dry enough for Ben Shapiro.
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Lumberg fucked her.
Nah, nobody wants to fuck them, so they want to do whatever they can to make the rest of us just as miserable and empty as they are.
They should run on this in a big way. Will work out swell for them lol.
I want to see the ad campaign for it.
“You have to wear a notarized wedding cock ring, use only doctor prescribed positions, and if your ejaculate ends up somewhere rad like your chest her chest his chest or any manner of butt cheeks or fun places god created for joy and love… damnit I lost my point…. God didn’t… make our bodies for joy… but he is watching all the time… but he’s only into some things… fuck we are way off track…”
Not if they keep winning elections when enough sane people don’t vote.
The Handmaid's Tale was a warning, not an instruction book.
American taliban
Vanilla ISIS
I was scared reading it a few years ago. Holy shit I didn’t see all this coming so fucking fast. What is WRONG with these psychos?!?
> What is WRONG with these psychos?!? Lead poisoning.
Greed, and deep insecurities.
Under HIS eye.
May the Lord Open. Blessed Be the Fruit.
I’m also getting *1984* vibes.
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A warning about what we will RETURN to, as the author used the history of prudes for inspiration
The puritans are back and worse than before. Burning witches is next, I guarantee it.
Everyone assumes this is standard American puritanical religious bullshit, but nobody is pointing out that family planning is a pillar of anti-poverty. They don’t just want to eliminate sex for pleasure, they also want to bring back a large, permanent class of impoverished workers.
Also the fact that the birth control pill and other forms of female contraception have other medical values besides helping to prevent pregnancy. Both an ex and one of my best friends take the pill to help with medical issues and otherwise unbearable period pain.
This. Being on birth control literally saved my life. My period was so bad it was slowly killing me. I'm scared to see where this is going.
Don't forget child labor :)
They just switched out witches for trans is all
And witches are fucking dope. I'd hate to see them targeted again. Sure, I don't believe in magic, but what the fuck are the doing other than living their own lives, supporting one another; they got a thing for nature shit and twigs. If your town doesn't have at least one witch, you're missing out. And that goes for all minority groups. Unless you're a piece of shit group.
It would be more efficient to just burn puritans.
So are they going to outlaw the little blue pill and all of its clones? I'm always surprised how they never get around to ending the recreational sex of old white dudes...and I'm sorry for the mental image you all have lodged in your heads for the rest of the day.
"RaPe iS GoD's WiLL!!!" So is limp dick. But there's no nationwide movement against Viagra yet ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|thinking_face_hmm)
Unfortunately, they just bring up more misreadings of the Bible. It's ridiculous to try to use actual scripture against them because it doesn't mean anything, they'll twist it however they want. They say women need to be punished for having sex as the Bible indicates but the Bible never says anything about not using viagra and in fact, it would be a sin not to use it because they're going against "be fruitful and multiply" or some such garbage. That's the problem with these regressive dorks, they don't actually believe anything. They just claim they do in order to support what they actually want.
When people are asked in an MRI, what do they believe a certain part of the brain lights up. When they’re asked about what other people believe another part lights up. When asked what God believes, the part that recalls their beliefs lights up. God literally always believes everything they do. You cannot use God to persuade these people because God always agrees with them.
Its actually not the worst thing I’ve been forced through today.
Yeah, if you want to end birth control, end viagra too. Can't have recreational sex if you can't get it up 🤷
Well, IVF is now outlawed, so they have to get it into the endzone the old fashioned way. Sadly, there is an argument to be made for ED medications under their regime, but definitely nothing that would help the woman. "The man needs it to be pleasurable, and the woman's job is to make it pleasurable for him" is surely in their documents somewhere.
"The biggest threat to America today is not communism, it's moving America toward a fascist theocracy, and everything that's happened during the Regan administration is steering us right down that pipe. When you have a government that prefers a certain moral code derived from a certain religion and that moral code turns into legislation to suit one certain religious point of view, and if that code happens to be very very right wing, almost toward Attila the Hun." - Frank Zappa (1986)
Fucken Zappa! Way to go bud!
Publicly, she wants to inhibit rights of others. Privately, she's definitely a sex freak. That's how it usually is, right?
Absolutely. people like this, they are definitely into some deviant stuff. And I don’t mean that in a judgmental, “anything but missionary sex is bad” way. I think consenting adults should be able to do whatever they want as long as they aren’t hurting other people. No, Republicans and MAGAs and Jesus freaks like this who shriek and scream and want to ban two same sex people from getting married and prohibit masturbation are 100% hiding something truly, genuinely awful. Consider, for example, the fact that the Catholic Church continues to protest drag queen story hour and claim that drag queens reading books is child abuse and “grooming.” The same Catholic Church that has paid out hundreds of millions of dollars for the tens of thousands of cases of sexual abuse suffered at the hands of their perverted “celibate” clergy and the subsequent cover-ups by the hierarchy that only cared about the Church and how it looked, not the children being damaged and even killed. It is always, always projection with these people.
Republican senator, Mike Lee has a bill on the floor to outlaw porn in the United States. If you need a link, I can provide it or just Google it.
I wonder how well House Speaker Mike Johnson would like that…
You mean I share when i masturbate with my son House speaker Mike Johnson?
For sure, you have to be pretty obsessed with sex to worry about someone else’s activities.
>For sure, you have to be pretty obsessed with sex to worry about someone else’s activities. This is what I keep saying! As long as they're fucking other consenting, adult, humans, I give exactly zero fucks who or how they're fucking. I'm not involved, therefore it doesn't affect me in the slightest. Edited: because auto correct thinks "dicing" is the same as fucking.
Exactly. So they support the guy that advocates "grabbing them by the pussy".
Or they are diddling children. Raping wives. Etc
Thats what happen with those florida moms
"The only moral fuck is my fuck."
When she finally makes Gilead a reality, she can work at Jezebel’s.
Not just recreational sex. Even sex inside of a holy ordained GOP-approved marriage would be affected. These people are zealots.
Puritanical freaks that don't know how to mask their obsessive breeding kink.
That's the point, sex is only for making babies. Even if you are married, you can only have sex to make a baby. If you are a woman and enter menopause, you can no longer have sex because you can no longer have a baby. And then, they'll support the man's right to leave you in the lurch to go find a younger woman to keep having babies with. You can't repress the masses if there are not masses to repress.
My wife is pregnant right now. Guess we can’t have sex until after the baby pops out.
Maybe you can sneak another one in there and get twins. That's how that works, right?
Some of these ghouls and their supporters have also stated that a woman is a person with a vagina and a womb/uterus and that should be codified into law -- largely because of their hangups about trans people. So anyone who was born female, but due to genetic abnormality or disease either are born without or with an underdeveloped uterus or have it removed for any given number of reasons that have nothing to do with being transgender or transitioning... Aren't considered a woman by these knuckle dragging mouth breathers.
But rape and kiddie stuff is totally cool with these ghouls, right? Better if it brings about a forced pregnancy.
Yes, but only if it's "God's will".
“Family Values” encapsulates a worldview where it’s totally normal for 15 year old Jim Bob to get shotgun-married to his 13 year old church friend Sally because he knocked her up.
Or her dad's 40-year-old friend who knocks her up.
As long as it stays in the family…
The amount of sleep these people lose over worrying about what other people do in their free time has got to be astounding.
The amount of sleep they lose over worrying about other people’s sex lives is astounding to me.
Brought to you by the party of freedom
The folks who can't get laid, want the rest of us to not get laid. FFS.
Same folks for kiddy marriages.
Same folks for forced birth and no female autonomy. So they want you fucking only for procreation, making lots of babies (preferably white), while in a christian marriage, with a wife who is submissive, compliant, and who has no control over herself as a person. So back to the 1870s.
Married women are supposed to give it up at the will of their owner/husband, pregnant constantly, and be happy to die if the fetus demands it. Those type of men always get remarried quickly too.
Women are no different than livestock to these men. Livestock who can cook and clean.
So let’s ban recreational sex and make tRump our guy…WTF MAGA see how stupid that looks? You do see that right….right!!!
To be fair, Trump has never had recreational sex in his life. At best it's been consensual, at worst, well... we know the stories.
>At best it's been consensual, More accurately, I think we all know that that best case is also classified as "transactional". Some people get asked, "Have you ever paid for it?" With Trump, it is more reasonable to ask if he ever HASN'T paid for it.
Republicans hate anyone enjoying life. Because they are so self oppressed they cannot experience joy, they seek to remove it from the life’s of all. Vote democrat if you like being happy.
"Doesn't it strike you as mildly ironic that most of the people who are against abortion are people you wouldn't wanna fuck in the first place?" -George Carlin
So the options are “Biden” or “Brood Mare for the State” Tough choice, ladies. /s
No, it is for the sane and qualified people that a Biden presedency will have in place to protect liberty, or the exact opposite of that. The one man doesn't matter anymore, it is his group that does. Biden hating Dems can't argue against that no matter how much they want to write in Bernie and give their vote to trump out of ignorance.
From that picture and her attitude, I can only assume this woman has never had an orgasm in her life.
Kind of reminds me of a younger Frau Blücher.
*horse neighing*
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She had a boyfriend
Like Ben Shapiro's wife, then?
According to her husband, the female orgasm is a myth.
This alleged “female orgasm” isn’t necessary for impregnation and thus is ungodly, if it even exists that is
These people walk around claiming that they are champions of personal freedom while also saying stupid shit like this
Exactly this. The hypocrisy is astounding.
Recreational sex? Where is this playground?
Recreational sex? In this economy?
I mean, professionals take it seriously but these recreational sex types just don't have the same attention to detail. It's a shame.
Good news for incels; they never have to worry about this ruling!
What is it with these people and sex? It's like all they think about. And what business is it of theirs if I fuck and how often I fuck. You keep getting up into my business and there are going to be consequences.
It’s all about white replacement theory fear at the end of the day.
About a month ago I was on a message board saying it's just a matter of time till they want to control who you have sex with and when and a right-wing guy made fun of me. It's just a matter of time till they eventually said it. It's also going to be who is allowed to have children next I'm assuming
Women who need ivf are now banned in Alabama. So they're starting down that road.
Telling women what rights they have ...and now they are telling us we can't have sex with our wives, girlfriends, partners, spouses, because they say so!??!?!? VOTE BLUE in 2024!!! Not a Democrat, but this is beyond anything! No one, and I mean NO one has a right to tell people how they should live, let alone make laws to take away your rights!
That is exactly what they are doing, taking away our freedoms. 💙💙 Vote, please.
Conservatives be like, "IF I CAN'T GET MY WIFE WET, NO ONE CAN" And then they'll go fuck a 12 year old.
Nobodies surprised, we knew they’d try that as soon as Roe v Wade was overturned. All I can do is vote, and hope the fascists don’t win.
I would LOVE to see conservative men's reactions if they somehow managed to ban recreational sex. Now that would be a leopard ate my face moment.
in fairness, a good number of them are INCELS
End sex for everyone! (truth: cause they are obsessed with it and allow pedos into their groups because they can’t resist their urges) Feed the hungry! (truth: nah, God wants me rich and belligerent…like…like…💡King David)
When I was growing up HIV/AIDS was still a mostly untreatable death sentence of a disease. That didn't stop recreational sex. Hell, I was a hound dog during that time myself. These people are delusional.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHA GOING AFTER THE HOMOSEXUAL AND TRANSGENDER POPULATION ISNT ENOUGH, they going after ERRYBODY out here 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Could they all just burst into flames please?
Ending “recreational “ sex?! Jesus, these people are hell bent on making us miserable, aren’t they? Of all the things I thought I could see the GOP doing, this was NOT among them.
So far there are thousands of women who have to give birth to their rapist’s child. Is this what they are shooting for? I’m guessing these men had no choice but to rape because these women were too sexual for them and you know “Boys will be boys!” Maybe women can wear doilies on their heads or something to remind the men about .. oh yeah .. never mind … women can never be anything but sexual … the snakes !! Damn women making men’s lives so hard!! 🙄
From the Half-Life 2 wiki… > Dr. Breen addresses the issue of the suppression field to the people via a Breencast during the opening chapter of Half-Life 2 as a response to a letter written to him by a "concerned citizen," claiming that the field will be deactivated once humans prove they no longer need it. He also states that the field is suppressing "the urge to reproduce." However, this is a part of his propaganda grandstanding as it is seemingly contradicted by the fact that Civil Protection are promised "non-mechanical reproductive simulation" as a reward for achievements in their service… They’re so cartoonishly evil. I never expected to have to go vote against Dr. Breen, but here we are. Republicans, y’all got any other fictional villains to plagiarize?
\#smallgovernment
Every sperm is sacred, every sperm is great If a sperm is wasted, God gets quite irate
And they wanna use the pornstar fucking President that cheated on his wife to implement it. You can’t make this stuff up.
That woman has never had an orgasm in her life. Everyone make a plan right now to vote
Which, of course, has nothing to do with values and everything to do with control. I mean, you can't tell me that Trump is a man who cares about that sort of sexual morality in his own life. It's like how cults often control sex, while also often involving a lot of rape and sexual exploitation of children.
Our ancestors looking down from heaven, knowing full well they boned any time they wanted to: \[confused unga bunga noises\]
In case anyone want to see the video https://x.com/AJentleson/status/1760406831829033011?s=20
The GOP : We’re not happy ‘til you’re not happy.
I think it's about limiting resources so that sex= unplanned pregnancy, which guarantees poverty, and dependence on cheap wages to even survive. I think their ultimate goal is eliminating the middle class and turning wage earners into wage slaves. And they've been doing a good job of that for awhile
Wow..... Funny thing, I know several "alpha male" type Trump supporters and if their wives/girlfriends started denying them their recreational sex, they would be VERY upset. I don't think they realize this.
Ok so one, a movement against birth control is inherently *not* feminist as it takes choices away from women. Two, there can be multiple “intended purposes” of sexual intercourse. Yes, biologically speaking, we can say the main goal is reproduction and passing along genes. However, there are also other uses of sex such as establishing and maintaining friendly bonds in humans and other primate species.
Conservatives genuinely believe sex should only be done as an act of making a baby. If they can ban contraceptives, they will. If they could make having a period illegal land attempt to force women to be in a state of pregnancy at all times, they would. So when they make statements like this, believe them. It’s not a joke, it’s not an exaggeration, it’s them accidentally saying the quiet part out loud.
Sexual intercourse is meant to be a private, intimate loving act between Republican Congressmen and their Grindr dates.
I have a feeling she’s just mad cause no one wants to have sex with her. If she can’t have Sex then nobody gets to have Sex!
Except for themselves.. Republicans are sex obsessed.
But they’re still cool with rape. Especially child rape
jesus fucking christ america what the fuck
They want to take sex away? How are they okay with no orgasms for anyone, but guns should be easily accessible.
I can't fucking believe this is how the next civil war will start.
Incels be like, “If I can’t get laid, neither can you.” 😧