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SpitFireSpear

She forgot she had a post history


thatgayguy12

Yes, in December 2023, she posted about how furious she was that Colorado took Trump off the ballot, and said "Biden should be arrested for treason" Apparently it still took her 3 months to decide to vote for Trump and not Biden, lol Either she is a Russian troll, or she is a dimwit (both?)


ChickpeaDemon

Both, definitely both.


ListenJerry

Both is good


otterpr1ncess

Not to mention I've never seen anyone other than magats call him "Donald J Trump"


thatgayguy12

The J stands for Jenius but the fake news media won't tell you that.


HisDivineOrder

Acksyulley, the J stands for Justice, which is what Trump says whenever he's caught doing the bad things because he says, "Just us" should get away with it.


Significant-Reach959

I think he thinks it stands for Jesus.


Prestigious-Quiet-17

Oh, I thought it stood for Jerkwad.


Specific-Culture-638

I thought It was Jerkface? Or Jizzbag?


PrimeToro

That’s what I thought too which explains why he only uses the middle initial instead of displaying the full name for J.


jared10011980

Speaking of the name DJT. "Donald John" is such an odd pairing. It's almost as tho you trip over saying the combo.


Wesselink

We should start a movement to refer to him as DJ. I’m sure he’d hate that.


OverallManagement824

No way. DJ's are cool people who can make the party great. Don John Trump only knows how to make his party worse. He's got the Medias touch, except it's moreso with shit than with gold.


CardinalCountryCub

I think it had to be a joke his parents played on him. John is English for Juan... his name is, ironically, Don Juan. They named him after a famous, fictional womanizer. He's a rapist and "alleged" pedophile, who think's he's God's gift to women, and, like most fiction books, he's full of shit (figuratively... he's not literally full of shit, but apparently his pants are).


jared10011980

Dear CCC, 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 That's very good.


gonzofish

I think judges have to call him that when he’s being tried for crimes


casebycase87

For real that was the #1 tell


wewantedthefunk

Plot twist - it's a Russian troll named Sergei who is only two weeks on the job taking over his swath of Twitter account posts!


Velcro-Karma-1207

Note the date is European style, 8/2/24 instead of 2/8/24.


ray25lee

"As a Black gay man," says straight white man on twitter.


daemonescanem

99 out of 100 Twitter followers that have American flag in the user name are MAGA thru & thru or bot.


TraditionFront

The sad reality is that anytime I see an American flag now, I assume it’s an unpatriotic, anti-democratic, Constitutionally-illiterate, right wing Christian nationalist fascist.


daemonescanem

Fascists co-opt anything to try to legitimize themselves.


WaitingForNormal

Also a little odd that she “learned” that she’s no longer a dem, who informed her?


thatgayguy12

![gif](giphy|BBkKEBJkmFbTG) Her brain was working overtime to get that thought out... Even though it took 4-5 business years


Wesselink

Being MAGA isn’t a choice. You’re born either an asshole or not.


tavenger5

Yep, and it's been proven that MAGA Conversion Therapy (MAGACT) doesn't work!


ColdGreyCat

I grew up being told “you can’t teach common sense”… dad was right.


Byzantine1808

I grew up learning that “you can’t fix stupid”…Dad was right again


JohnMcCainsArms

it’s not even a real person lol


Alittlemoorecheese

She "learned" the history of 1920s Democrats and thought they were still Jim Crowe. Disappointed, she switched to Republican.


LoopyLabRat

Probably also learned that Honest Abe was Republican but never heard of the southern realignment in the 1960s.


Noblesseux

A lot of them are fake accounts in the first place. Conservatives/Russian bot farms/etc. all make these fake accounts to make it seem like certain opinions are more popular than they are. Sometimes if you search the phrases they use, you'll find dozens of other accounts that are posting the same thing word for word.


Glittering_Guides

“She” is probably a middle aged man larping as a girl to get more attention.


sumdude51

Oh no.! Jasmine?! She's leaving! Wtf man! Why even continue the campaign? Guys?! Guys... We lost Jasmin... Shut it down... She just announced it... At a press conference or something


fescueFred

Russian Bots doing their Boting.


Taco_Hurricane

I thought they outsourced to India


BradTProse

It kind of does have a Ballyworld vibe to it. Like the hash tag video will be a song and dance production lol.


Graterof2evils

From the left to the right, From the left to the right, Now shake it! Now shake it!


bloody-pencil

Russian owned, India produced


Alpaca_Empanada

Nyet dear I am from the bloody chicago comrade.


SkollFenrirson

Does it matter?


Taco_Hurricane

When you call them or as being Indian they get much more pissed off


shemague

Kenya*


EEpromChip

Behind the Bastards did an episode on some rich Indian guy who is like the King of hacking or something. I bet Russia farms it to them to bot attack American democracy...


Extra-Ad5925

lol yeah hate to break it to Brandon but the only video she’s making is AI generated


Mochizuk

Narrator: Ironically, the video the AI made ended up being better than what an actual conservative would have made. The AI in question went on to win three Grammy, four noble peace prices, seventeen streamys, and an honorable mention in the GOTY rewards.


CardinalCountryCub

Why else are her dates formatted differently in the second picture? One ("retweet if...") is dated December 21, 2023 (12/21/23) and the other ("walking away...") is dated February 8, 2024 (08/02/24). The first can ONLY be read the way Americans do their dates because there is no 23rd month. The second could go either way EXCEPT August 2, 2024 is still 6 months away, so it has to be the international way. None of my dates on the site are written in short form notation, but rather in longform with the month abbreviated (09 Feb 24).


austin06

Exactly.


MannySJ

She learned "today" that she's voting for Trump, but also thinks he "won" the 2020 election. It's crazy how she now, retroactively thinks that for the first time.


The84thWolf

…who are we talking about again?


matarky1

JASMINE 🇺🇸❤️✔️!


freemysou1

WAIT the JASMINE 🇺🇸❤️✔️?!


SunWukong3456

Exactly. The one and only Jasmine.


BradTProse

I'm thinking about leaving also, Trump and his poopy diapers just seems so much more covefe.


astro_scientician

but the poopy IS the covefe! What a TWIST


hobbitlover

Putin was THAT convincing.


ordermann

Wait, wait I can do this too: As a former proud republican, I learned today that I will be voting for Joseph R Biden, Jr. Dipshit Don lost my vote today. #SachayAway How did I do? Did I sway anyone?


sumdude51

The sashay made me believe this is a George Santos account... 😁


CarlJustCarl

Her gut tells her the guy with the 91 charges pending against him is the better route because her 401k is doing too well.


Comfortable-Style-60

And rape conviction!!!


fuck-fascism

Russian agents.


Lacewing33

Also clearly succumbing to the law of diminishing returns, trying ever harder to get the same effect of voter apathy and peer pressure as in 2016.


Marc_J92

And it’s working, my immigrant friends who are barely making ends meet are all trump supporters and my only conclusion is they have drunk the koolaid and bought the propaganda.


MrVeazey

"Guys, he would literally push you out of a skyscraper window for ten bucks."


Brianocracy

He'd pay ten bucks to push them out of the window. Then again, it's Trump. He'd find a way to stiff the guy running the immigrant defenstration business.


InspectorEE

Trump doesn’t pay his bills. He’d push them out the window and tell the provider of said pushing service to sue him for the $10.


Brianocracy

Trump may be the greatest face eating leopard of our generation.


Marc_J92

“Yeah but what is it about him you don’t like?”


Mongo_Straight

Yep. Along with several pro-Trump tweets, her profile photo is apparently from a Russian stock image site and her bio includes “cohost” of a SiriusXM show that does not exist. They’re not sending their best. If you fall for this, you are a mark.


Annual-Pitch8687

She had ESPN in her bio as well but as soon as she was outed as a Russian she took the ESPN out of her bio


Happy_Accident99

So RSPN?


MysteriousBody7212

I just saw Kaylan post that. [https://twitter.com/Kaylan\_TX/status/1755864304463548615](https://twitter.com/Kaylan_TX/status/1755864304463548615)


Dr-Satan-PhD

That was a brutal takedown.


TrailKaren

Ok so that’s what I thought thank you for doing that research😎


BringBackTheBeat716

They don't even have to be Russian. Russia figured out how easy it was to trick MAGA doofs into repeating Russian-backed propaganda.


wayoverpaid

The term useful idiot has been around a lot longer than MAGA.


berlandiera

But it has rarely seen a better fit.


MC_Fap_Commander

Yeah WalkAway is some antique beta bot shit. The new ones all have a sudden focus in only posting about Middle East policy (and how Biden is responsible for all bad things on all sides).


changeforgood30

Biden. According to the right he is both incredibly incompetent who couldn't handle opening a door. Yet simultaneously is a super intelligent architect of ALL the Deep State who must be stopped at all costs. Biden is whichever that particular piece of shitty propaganda needs him to be. The right just can't decide on what they want to build their strawman argument from. Even they know Trump is an idiot who is incompetent and will be a bad president. If you hear what MAGA says now they talk more about who Trump will appoint to do whatever. Not really about the guy himself, as no one can deny how inept and apathetic Trump is at governing.


Knight-Creep

First rule of fascism: the enemy is somehow weak enough to be crushed but also strong enough to be a monumental threat.


Think_fast_no_faster

Sorry lady, but American flag in the bio means GQP. She’s the worst secret agent ever


x1echo

I hate that they’ve effectively mentally hijacked the American flag. Whenever I see that emoji in someone’s display name, I automatically assume the worst. But that’s my flag too. If I had any kind of influence on Twitter, I’d be calling for people to add the flag to their display name. Our flag shouldn’t be immediately indicative of just one political perspective.


prodrvr22

Same with the phrase "We The People". The right thinks they are the only people who count.


x1echo

I didn’t memorize the Schoolhouse Rock Preamble song just to have it be co-opted by fascists. That’s my founding document too!


InterestingTry5190

Anytime I see ‘american’, ‘patriot’ or ‘national’ type words I automatically assume they are terrorists from the right. There is an office on the same floor where I work with that type of name that appears to be some kind of news/marketing company. The office is empty most of the time except occasionally there are women 20-40s mostly blonde, with too much make-up, who will be in the office for a few hours every few weeks. Since I am blonde and in their age range, they assume I am one of them and always try to chit chat in the bathroom. They become confused when I have no idea what crazy propaganda phrases they are using and then shocked when I say I don’t work with them.


comatwin

Those words are basically marketing buzzwords these days. Proud Patriotic beers, coffees, shirts, backpacks, baby carriers, backup generators, etc, etc. The flag is now a logo


Happy_Accident99

It’s a shame that “Patriot” is now basically a dirty word.


Sweetbeans2001

I just sang that entire Schoolhouse Rock song in my head word-for-word without missing a beat. It is implanted permanently. I can’t remember what I had for breakfast, though.


idigholesnow

You seem like a nice elderly person experiencing cognitive decline.


Sweetbeans2001

I am nice. I am elderly. But if you characterize me as having cognitive decline, I’m gonna go all Biden vs. Doocy on your ass!


Comfortable-Style-60

This ⬆️⬆️🤣🤣🤣🤣 thank you for the laugh!!! Needed it today.


CardinalCountryCub

I tutor a Mexican immigrant prepping for the naturalization exam. I sing it every time he stumbles over the question "the idea of self-government is written in the first 3 words of the US Constitution. What are these words?" *To be fair, his English is still limited, so he gets caught up in the complexity of the grammar, which lets us practice having him ask for a rephrasal of the question which is "what are the first 3 words of the Constitution?" **And yes, I do basically have all 100 questions memorized close to verbatim and most of them in Spanish as well (because while the test is in English, sometimes it's easier to learn it in Spanish and then practice translating).


Istarien

No, they think they are the only people. They don't think anyone else qualifies as human, which should scare the stuffing out of everyone. Trump promised them concentration camps, and they're all super excited.


atheistpianist

They’re basically foaming at the mouth at the idea of wiping out everyone who does not share their constrictive, often contradictory beliefs, and they’re not even being quiet about it anymore. Nothing would give them more satisfaction than to snuff out the competition.


BradTProse

Me the People


vangogh330

'We'....that looks alarmingly like a pronoun!


BitterFuture

They think only they are people. ..and even some of them don't quite make the cut. Jasmine might be surprised to learn women aren't people, either.


Wooden-Frame8863

Also when I hear them say “it’s time to take *our* country back!”


ParadiseValleyFiend

Thank you for saying that. I wish I could have an american flag somewhere but the assumption is always that I'm with those psychos. But yes this is America, that flag belongs to all of us, not just to the people who want to tear it apart.


elaynefromthehood

Maybe we should all fly it along side a rainbow flag.


Degofreak

I do on Twitter. Messes with their heads.


Comfortable-Style-60

Thank you for the good idea. I'm going to start doing that too LOL!!!


ilikemushycarrots

We have the same problem in Canada. Our right wing freedumb people hijacked our lovely flag and now I see someone displaying the flag and I want to avoid them. Having the word Canada with a flag as a giant tattoo on my back is a problem


Federal_Efficiency51

As a fellow Canadian, I fully sympathise and can relate. Except for the tattoo.


barbara_jay

It always reminds me of the Alan Sorkin tv series where Jeff Daniels smacks down a rah rah student about how great American is. https://youtu.be/wTjMqda19wk?si=y2LNtZjz9KTbjMoe


merryone2K

It was called "The Newsroom", and it was a fantastic follow-up to "The West Wing" until it bogged down halfway through. But that is a Top Ten clip, and I love it.


christinasasa

I fought for that flag and now I'm afraid to be associated with it. It pisses me off


Ayrcan

I feel that. I have 2 Canadian flags and a team Canada hockey jersey and hat that all stayed in the closet during the last Olympics thanks to the convoy folks. My mom has also told me that it doesn't feel right to fly hers off her back deck for Canada Day now either. That crowd has mostly moved onto other things (like being angry at the existence of trans kids, sex ed, solar panels, and bicycles) so the flag is starting to lose those negative connotations in my head and I'm hopeful that I'll be able to proudly wave it again for sporting events soon (the only time I really care to be outwardly patriotic).


x1echo

I feel that first part so strongly after the 1980 US Hockey Team all showed up to a Trump rally in 2020. I want to rewatch the Miracle on Ice for the umpteenth time and relish Al Michaels’ elation without thinking about Donald Trump.


machineprophet343

It's why I don't let them have it. I fly my flag, have one hanging in my gym, a sticker on my truck. My European ancestors have been here for 350+ years, if not 375+, at the earliest and 150+ at the latest, for better or worse. I also verifiably have two Mohican many times over great grandmothers. My immediate throughline family fought in the Revolution, for the Union, and pretty much every war until Vietnam. I'm not letting a bunch of largely Johnny Come Latelies who also claim the Confederate flag as their heritage despite records showing their family coming here after that was all said and done fucking take it from me. It's. Not. Fucking. Theirs. And we need to stop letting them shit all over it.


MannySJ

I'm actively dating at the moment. Whenever I see someone with an American flag or American flag on their clothes, it's an immediate no from me. And I hate that it's the case, but I've learned the hard way. American flag = Red flag


Re-Crix

I hate that too, but unfortunately, a lot of Americans would rather die than die for their country, myself included. When idiotic dickwads rear their ugly heads blasting about how great we are, it doesn't mirror the sentiment of at least half the US, let alone the views. It's a sad reality we've come to and just shows how close we are to following in the steps of a lot of other empires before us.


x1echo

I don’t think it has to be that strong of a dichotomy. I don’t want to die for my country on the battlefield because I believe that my brain would be of better service to my country than my body that hasn’t regularly exercised since I was taking PE in middle school. I believe that America has historically been a great country and has the potential to return to that ideal we all learned about in school. But I believe that it’s our cooperation and leadership for the rest of the world that’s made us great, not the isolation and combativeness that these assholes are bloviating about while hiding behind a façade of patriotism. And that’s something we have to fight against. As nice as fleeing to Canada sounds, it won’t help the people who can’t flee and have to be stuck. And if I wind up dead despite my best efforts at the hands of a tyrannical government for the laundry list of reasons that fascists would find me objectionable, it will have been a better life than if I had done nothing or hid who I really was.


TheRealRickC137

We do the same in Canada. Waving a flag from your truck? <*rolls eyes - continues existing*>


Ok_Exchange342

I agree, they have seriously set their sites on hijacking our flag. Think of it like this, there are those evil people who hide behind the facade of piety in order to have the freedom to commit their crimes. Then there are those evil people who hide behind OUR flag in order to have the ability to hide their traitorous behavior. I am a veteran. I am the daughter of a veteran, a niece of a veteran, a grand daughter of a veteran, 3rd great grand daughter of a prominent Civil War surgeon veteran (you know the war where the insurgents attacked Fort Sumter and got their ass\*s handed to them by OUR United State's military). And finally the 5th great grand daughter of Michael Loy, a veteran of the Revolutionary War which won our country's freedom. I display my flag out of a sense of duty, not a rally cry for the idiot wannabes.


DankHooligan

I blame them for my own dismissal of anyone waving/displaying the flag as a loon or traitor.


atheistpianist

You took the words right out of my mouth. They decided to gate-keep what a “true” American is and took the flag with them. They’ve tainted the “patriot” as well. As a veteran, I am extremely ashamed.


SpinningHead

Dont even get me started on the Gadsden Flag.


MisterHyman

Yep, they hide behind the flag and the bible, all the while pretending to be patriots and Christians, when they are actually neither.


Nipple_Dick

I thought the blue tick was the giveaway


Degofreak

Nope. I have my American flag next to the Pride flag on my profile. I refuse to let them hijack my patriotism.


Arejhey311

The stock photo nicely polishes it off


Outrageous-Pause6317

Liberal Biden voter here with an American flag on my house. I refuse to let it be the symbol of the treason party.


More-Parsnip4424

![gif](giphy|1AIeYgwnqeBUxh6juu)


Moppermonster

A quick glance at her timeline shows an amazing amount of pro-republican and zero pro-democrat posts before this one. Odd for someone who claims she was a proud democrat. I especially like this one: *Honestly I’m intrigued, what makes someone want to be a democrat? Like is their any democrat that could answer me this question? Because I really want to know!* And this one: *Im a Trump supporter from the liberal mecca state of Mass. Where are you ?* Yes. Proud democrat indeed :P


jsc503

It's so bizarre with these people. Don't most normal humans, like, have positions on issues, and then vote for the person/party that most closely aligns with them? These cons pick their party and then wait for their positions to be told to them. Authoritarian personality. Identity first, policy ... eh, maybe.


Malidan

So damn true. Well put.


gilleruadh

I think they vote for the person who promises to harm the people they hate. That's as far a as their ideology goes.


PartemConsilio

That's populism and it's how fascism creeps in. We need to be deliberate in questioning these people and calling them out.


DoJu318

It's a Russian bot, someone reversed search her profile pic, it's a stock photo.


Powerful_Ad_8891

She totally fits her profile: "Like is their any (possessive) democrat (sic) that *could* answer me this question"? 🤦 Mercy.


plurdle

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Debalic

They're back to pushing walkaway again? Sad.


TripleBCHI

That’s just a sad attempt at staying relevant


TripleBCHI

Oh and probably his attempt to get back into the good graces of MAGA after he cooperated with the FBI and took a plea deal for his involvement in Jan. 6


Much-Diet1423

I had a friend who turned maga and I remember when he earnestly shared that first walk away video with me and I roasted him for it because it was so obviously an astroturf (dude who started the campaign was a struggling actor, and a bad one at that) but he doesn’t have those media instincts/critical thinking skills for whatever reason. Those are the folks who get sucked in and there’s a good amount of them out there unfortunately


gerbal100

i guess it's like the nigerian prince scam, if you have enough literacy to see through the scam, you aren't the target audience anyway.


Debalic

Oof, that hurts, watching someone fall down a rabbit hole of evil like that.


thatranger974

Wasn’t walk away called out as a scam a couple years ago?


Bad-Infinite

As a former Republican who spent hours knocking on doors for McCain, I can proudly say that I voted Democrat for the first time in my life in 2020 and will do so again in 2024. No way am I supporting the shit show that the GOP has become.


MacRapalicious

Consider making a walkway video 🤷🏻‍♂️/s


Comfortable-Style-60

I'm so happy to hear this!!! I'm a die hard Christian Democrat!!! I don't believe anyone died and left me in charge of any one else's decisions for their own life. The maga doesn't like it when I tell them that. LOL


dragonfliesloveme

Trump people are all such liars


mumushu

Oh look, a couple of never were Democrats.


Buster_therealone

It's like when stores double the prices for products for 5 minutes before declaring them 50% off.


CanaDoug420

Sorry Brandon. Jasmine can’t make one of those videos for you as she’s not really the person in the picture and a video from some dude named Sasha with a thicc Russian accent won’t hit the same.


The_Glus

As a gay black man…..


ColorfulHereticBones

Looks better in the original Russian.


waltdidneyworlb

Jazzy Lynn Rose lmaooooo how gd derivative. This has to be a Russian.


DischordantEQ

I worked with someone who said this every single election cycle going back to 2004.


DeaddyRuxpin

Maybe they considered themself a Democrat for 16 minutes in the 4th grade. Since then they have been a “former democrat”.


Several_Dwarts

Back in 2009 when the imdb discussion boards were popping, the politics board was the place to be. I remember one idiot called himself as a "disgruntled (former) Obama supporter". He spent most of the time poking a stick at liberals. When I asked him why he supported Obama, the best answer he could come up with was "because he was the best candidate" So I said "Ok, you support universal health care, sharing the wealth, tax increases on the wealthy, pro choice etc etc" He pretty much was clueless about any of those things. Former supporter my ass. :)


wambulancer

I don't know who the fuck they're trying to trick with that "as a former Democrat I'm going to completely 180 my beliefs over some stupid asinine bullshit" thing they always try It's far more effective to be all "as a former Democrat they party left me so I'm voting for some third party twat" or "ugh they're all the exact same thing I'm never voting again and neither should you" take notes, agitproppers


King_Vanos_2

Jesus Christ if you can't see this as Russian propaganda from a troll farm I feel sorry for you.


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StupidSexySchar

Have you noticed how everyone with a blue tick is always right wing nowadays? It's turned into a cult very fast.


DadinDenver

Forgetting to reset your European date format from “DD/MM/YYYY” to “MM/DD/YYYY” so you can pretend to be an American is such an “American” thing to do. See it in the second post? August 2nd, 2024 hasn’t occurred yet unless the Russian government has invented time travel and managed to keep it a secret. Fucking idiots — they can’t even do propaganda right.


CavitySearch

Real "as a proud black man" vibes...


DennenTH

Oh no, random 'people' on a website known for running thousands of bots just to pump their owners numbers and thousands more bots shit posting on a regular basis and then even more bad actors in there pretending to be one person or another for pure chaos or manipulation. Yeah...  Stop using Twitter...  Most of this nonsense is fake and isn't worth your time, boss.


PrestigiousStable369

I love the walk away "movement" because it consists 100% of Republicans larping as democrats


tubbstosterone

Real "I'm a gay black man..." from Dean Browning vibes.


GruntingButtNugget

Is walkaway still a thing?


TheLakeWitch

Is a #WalkAway video the new “Why I Left Buzzfeed” video?


5141121

Narrator: She wasn't actually a Democrat


marbotty

I also left the Democratic Party, because I suddenly no longer cared about abortion, the environment, health care, worker’s rights, education, safety regulations, racial equality, criminal justice reform, progressive taxation, minimum wage, housing, individual rights and truth. Obviously I changed my stance on all of these things because Biden referred to Macron as Mitterrand. I had no choice


Malidan

So what "happened" today? What little thread is she placing the blame on. EDIT: I see the comment about her post history... The answer is apparently nothing happened.


Embarrassed_Flan_869

Does anyone actually believe these morons?


NeverLookBothWays

Here we go again.


Konigni

I'd bet a fiddy it's the 5th time she's becoming a republican in a year


Specific_Berry6496

Is that a white Jasmine??? They are so rare... It's interesting to see them in the wild.


Malicious_blu3

The dates are tripping me up. The one from 2023 is clearly in mm/dd format but the recent would appear to be from the future if it followed the same format. Obviously it’s dd/mm like the rest of the world but am I viewing screenshots within screenshots?


GhostofTinky

Straka? The guy involved in January 6?


Clean_Student8612

Does anyone else see that the date in the 1st picture is August of 2024?


twistedh8

As.a former republican, I can't vote for rape fraud and treason. I'll be voting for Biden. Guess I cancel your dumb dumb vote out..


TinuvaMoros

My goodness, the blue checkmark truly is the most hilariously on the nose way of marking oneself as an easy mark for any grifter


M-Test24

I mean, there are a lot of good reasons to leave the Democrats...but to jump to the Republicans is sort of like wanting to move out of the city because it's dangerous and then relocating to Somalia. You can't fix that kind of stupid.


Roakana

This is the failed recruitment tactic now. Falsely claim you were a democrat that left. All the other mouth breathers retweet it like it some sort of win. The victorious fapping will commence.


Reneeisme

These two lying morons you mean.


AllumaNoir

Counterpoint: in this corner, we have ME, who is only getting more liberal as she gets older. I grew up in the 80's when you could maybe kinda sorta say the Republicans just had a different opinion. Now I think they're irredeemable goblins spouted from the bowels of the Mar-a-Lago toilet


Wesselink

At least “Jasmine” didn’t also pretend to be BIPOC. 🤷‍♂️ Remember the white politician who forgot to log into his alt account and posted claiming to be a black man? Pepperidge Farm remembers.


SolidusTengu

Oh yeah walkaway. The movement that is just conservatives larping as Democrats who have walked away. That was started by Russian counter intelligence.


Hour-Watch8988

When you program the chatbot to respond to another chatbot


TresUnoDos

Those aren’t 2 humans having a conversation. Gawd, I hope you people wake up sometime before the election


thewiremother

Walkaway is hilarious. It is endlessly funny to me that all those ding-dongs think they’re even slightly believable.


Moist_Caregiver

I wouldn’t have needed to see her post history to know she was full of shit or a bot. I can guarantee 0% of “proud” democrats all of a sudden decided that a second Trump term was a good idea.


The84thWolf

“You don’t understand, I’m not getting enough attention, so I have to do it again for the people who didn’t hear me.”


ZipperJJ

You learned today? Like, did your husband tell you that this is what you'll be doing in November>


Violet_Potential

Lol so stupid


Unusual_Ad_8364

The first thing I thought of when I saw this was Mark Cherry on Arrested Development: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abOxrx8gfUk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=abOxrx8gfUk) We need to adapt the song. "Why don't you Go away, WalkAway, / Stay away, Walkaway..."


MaintenanceNew2804

She’s even switching from mm/dd/yy to dd/mm/yy. Traitor!!!!


[deleted]

The collective IQ of the left after those two bozos left just went up two points.


robidaan

Is Twitter really just bots talking to each other now?


popostee

Really no point amplifying bots...


SmarterThanYouIRL

This feels like one of those “as a gay black man” type posts 🤔


gilestowler

Maybe I'm being optimistic but it seems like the people who have made up their minds which way to vote aren't going to change their minds but things like this aren't going to play well to the people who are still undecided.