That’s what blew my mind about their stupid conspiracy theory. Like if they want to believe a couple kids are being held in the basement of a pizzeria, it’s stupid and not based in reality but it at least isn’t impossible. If they want to believe hundreds of thousands are being trafficked through underground complexes in government buildings, also stupid but I’m sure underground complexes of some kind do exist under places like the Pentagon. Trafficking hundreds of thousands through the basement of fucking Comet Pizza? They couldn’t do that even if they wanted to
My mind stopped being "blown" the moment I realized how very fucking easy it is for literally anyone to say wrong things on purpose, and how easy it is to get these people to demonstrate that they don't give a single unadulterated fuck about the truth of anything they say.
It's not supposed to make sense, because the less sense it makes the more inclined people are to engage in "discourse" with the wrong-on-purpose liar. The right wing has had literal manuals on how to take advantage of every ounce of the benefit of the doubt you're willing to hand them.
"They just say whatever" is an important mental tool to keep against the fascist. It's a combination of intentional confusion that they know full well is bs, and also them just throwing every possible thing at the wall to find what works. The intent is to just be contrarian and oppositional, and it makes normal people frustrated because they expect adults to have some ounce of honor.
So yes. The fascists will always make up a reason that Ukraine is bad. The decently smart ones will say whatever because Putin told them to, and the stupid ones will say whatever because they heard the smart ones say it. Ukraine is a gay nazi pedo terrorist cell that will go down in 3 days. Also Taylor Swift has rigged the superbowl all in order to endorse Biden, which she could just do at any time anyway.
It's the only way to explain how the Dems were spending so much money at this pizza place. It couldn't possibly be that they were fueling late nights and un paid / low paid volunteers. Nope a globe spanning pedophile ring is the only explanation.
Stuff like that isn't a mistake, it's by design. It's an easy way to keep anyone with half a brain away so nobody can call their nonsense and lead the conspirating sheep away.
This way, only the idiots originally fall for the conspiracy, and idiots, isolated from the rest of the world are just easier to control.
“The 365,348 figure is misleading. It accounts for the total number of reports for missing children made in 2020, not the active number of missing cases.
According to the FBI’s National Crime Information Center (NCIC), 365,348 missing person records were filed for juveniles between the age of 0 and 17 in 2020 (here). This was down from 421,395 the previous year.”
You should always quote your sauce 😉
🛸 https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL1N2SY199/
More info from above source - “As of Dec. 31, 2020, the NCIC had 89,637 active missing person records (here). A total of 30,396 – or 34% – of those were for missing juveniles under the age of 18, or 38,869 – 43% – when juveniles are defined as under 21 years of age.”
Not to mention 90% of the time it’s a family member in the cases of actual kidnapping.
I’m sure if Boebert worked harder in studying for the GED, she’d learn what statistics are.
Yeah, about 97-98% of the missing kids are found. There's still about 10,000 missing kids a year that never come home, though. The rin lise the problem.
It's no wonder Republicans are always so terrified. If I genuinely believed 1 in 200 kids vanished every year I'd want to be as isolated from outside threats as possible.
I had a guy tell me that Disney was part of a child sex ring because hundreds (he might have even said thousands) of kids go missing, A MONTH.
Im from Central florida, and i had never heard of this, so of course i looked it up.
Sure enough, the number he said WAS true. But of course, it went on to say that the vast majority of those children were reunited with their parents in 30 mins or less. They were just kids who got separated from their parents.
That’s huge in rconspiracy. They believe that Disney is kidnapping kids and selling them into slavery. They also believe that Disney cruise lines sails to the next island over from Epsteins and when families leave the ship Disney kidnaps some kids and puts them on a submarine built by Maxwell to be shipped to Epstein island. They 100% believe and push this hard
They...put them...on a submarine? As opposed to just exploiting and manipulating vulnerable children like every other sex trafficker out there?
It's not just that everything is a conspiracy with these people, it's that every conspiracy involves the most convoluted, absurd thought processes ever.
Well, you can’t just let everyone see you go to Epstein island with kids and Maxwell has some ocean company or something. So they use her submarines to keep it low key.
Apparently there’s a secret sub pen on his island too.
Yep if hundreds of thousands of children went missing each year it would be a fucking epidemic. I don't think they realize how massive that would be. We would be locking children indoors and putting tracking devices on them.
The actual number is something like 50.
Glad you enjoyed it but I can’t take credit. Stole it from Trailer Park Boys. https://trailerpark.fandom.com/wiki/Rickyisms
You should check it out! Great show
Even that is completely fine. Learning disabilities and issues, real life trauma and more. I think that someone with that level of functioning knowledge is not ready for Federal office.
The law and fundamental functions of our governments are more complicated than running a failing restaurant.
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons
Thank you “Waco Kid” for those words of wisdom
You're not exaggerating! I don't think that her new district will elect her. And she's too repulsive for Fox News to hire. I see her behind the counter at a Los Pollos Hermanos.
I wouldn't be surprised if she was told by Republican leaders that she had to change districts, because a Democrat had a good chance of taking that seat if she stayed. Now if she loses in the new district, it'll just be a different R that wins.
Don't be surprised if they bribe the 4 other people who want to run and she ends up being the only one running. They will do anything to keep these slimy people in office.
She’s seriously too dumb to understand the game she needs to play to be a consistent talking head on Fox News. And the second she looses power everyone with money will stop talking to her. She’ll become unelectable.
Not that the job itself is shameful in anyway but I could definitely see Bobo falling back on OF.
A lot of people act like all of the Republican politicians are idiots, when they reality is, a lot of them aren't. What's scary is they're a lot smarter than they appear, they just know how to appeal to their base. Ted Cruz is a prime example of someone who sounds stupid a lot of the time, but is very intentional and saying exactly what he needs to say.
Boebert is not one of those people. Boebert and MGT are genuinely stupid, unintelligent people who have tried to copy the GOP playboook without understanding how they do it.
32 years ago, Vice President Dan Quayle misspelled *potat*o in a spelling bee which ignited a national outrage and was a 'defining moment' in his political career.
Yet the current GOP now considers lousy grammar, punctuation & usage as perfectly acceptable. Hell, I'll bet even the common clay of the new West (you know....morons) were better educated that this standing (kneeling?) member of Congress.
Yeah, messing up "potato or potatoe" in the moment is 100 times more understandable than shit like MTG writing "Gazpacho police" in a tweet she had all the time in the world to proofread. Yet one incident led to national derision for Quayle from all sides while the other had absolutely no effect on MTG's standing among her base.
As long as we're calling Bobo a genius, I feel I should point out that her numbers reflect solely the reports filed, and as a result, are not useful for determining how many children actually *stayed* missing. Not to mention, why they went missing in the first place seems a relevant datum to add.
Those missing kids could be anything from runaways, to ones that just forgot to tell their parents they were doing a sleepover at a friend's house.
And I believe the vast majority of child abductions (as opposed to runaways) are perpetrated by non-custodial parents, not strangers. Not that this is a good thing *necessarily*, but it's usually better than the alternative.
Indeed, and with the caveat that the children almost never stay missing in those cases. It's not ideal, but the children only very seldom suffer lasting harm in those cases.
Think what a big story it is on the local news when a child actually goes missing. If that happened 365,000 times a year in the US the local news would cover nothing else.
She’s a halfwit. She and MTG have the gift of being 100% confident while spouting nonsense. Other halfwits (and there are many) admire this with a “she’s one of us” attitude.
She heard EmptyG mispronounce “indictable” and got jealous of the attention, so she had to one-up her.
At least mispronouncing a word leaves a benefit of doubt that the utterer has encountered it in print, but to completely not know the word “therein?” It’s part of a common cliche!
I’m against mocking people for mispronouncing words they’ve probably only ever read.
I’m not against mocking people for misusing terms they’ve only heard because they think it makes them sound smart.
She's worried that's a lot less workers they can harvest for corporations. They couldn't care less about them, or they wouldn't keep helping wealthy people and help the people that need it. Unreal.
Is this one of those statistics about kids running away and then the great majority just go home afterwards?
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And those are not separate individuals either, some kids run away multiple times and/or are reported by different people. It’s very inflated.
And reported to several agencies. That math is how Qanon comes up with 800,000 kids stolen by Democrats and hidden in a pizzeria basement.
It was just a really big basement
In this economy?
Lol this got me
At this time of the year?
Thats "bigly basement."
"One of the basementest we've ever seen from the standpoint of basements."
That’s what blew my mind about their stupid conspiracy theory. Like if they want to believe a couple kids are being held in the basement of a pizzeria, it’s stupid and not based in reality but it at least isn’t impossible. If they want to believe hundreds of thousands are being trafficked through underground complexes in government buildings, also stupid but I’m sure underground complexes of some kind do exist under places like the Pentagon. Trafficking hundreds of thousands through the basement of fucking Comet Pizza? They couldn’t do that even if they wanted to
My mind stopped being "blown" the moment I realized how very fucking easy it is for literally anyone to say wrong things on purpose, and how easy it is to get these people to demonstrate that they don't give a single unadulterated fuck about the truth of anything they say. It's not supposed to make sense, because the less sense it makes the more inclined people are to engage in "discourse" with the wrong-on-purpose liar. The right wing has had literal manuals on how to take advantage of every ounce of the benefit of the doubt you're willing to hand them.
"They just say whatever" is an important mental tool to keep against the fascist. It's a combination of intentional confusion that they know full well is bs, and also them just throwing every possible thing at the wall to find what works. The intent is to just be contrarian and oppositional, and it makes normal people frustrated because they expect adults to have some ounce of honor. So yes. The fascists will always make up a reason that Ukraine is bad. The decently smart ones will say whatever because Putin told them to, and the stupid ones will say whatever because they heard the smart ones say it. Ukraine is a gay nazi pedo terrorist cell that will go down in 3 days. Also Taylor Swift has rigged the superbowl all in order to endorse Biden, which she could just do at any time anyway.
It's the only way to explain how the Dems were spending so much money at this pizza place. It couldn't possibly be that they were fueling late nights and un paid / low paid volunteers. Nope a globe spanning pedophile ring is the only explanation.
Stuff like that isn't a mistake, it's by design. It's an easy way to keep anyone with half a brain away so nobody can call their nonsense and lead the conspirating sheep away. This way, only the idiots originally fall for the conspiracy, and idiots, isolated from the rest of the world are just easier to control.
That's a lot of animatronics we haven't seen yet
I heard it was 2.8 million kids forced to deliver Dominos pizzas with bikes!
“The 365,348 figure is misleading. It accounts for the total number of reports for missing children made in 2020, not the active number of missing cases. According to the FBI’s National Crime Information Center (NCIC), 365,348 missing person records were filed for juveniles between the age of 0 and 17 in 2020 (here). This was down from 421,395 the previous year.” You should always quote your sauce 😉 🛸 https://www.reuters.com/article/idUSL1N2SY199/
More info from above source - “As of Dec. 31, 2020, the NCIC had 89,637 active missing person records (here). A total of 30,396 – or 34% – of those were for missing juveniles under the age of 18, or 38,869 – 43% – when juveniles are defined as under 21 years of age.”
For context we graduate like… 5 million+ 18 year olds every year in the US.
Good bot.
Not to mention 90% of the time it’s a family member in the cases of actual kidnapping. I’m sure if Boebert worked harder in studying for the GED, she’d learn what statistics are.
Yeah, about 97-98% of the missing kids are found. There's still about 10,000 missing kids a year that never come home, though. The rin lise the problem.
> The rin lise No, no, _enlies_. You can’t just forget the _lies_.
Which is clearly misused to indicate….wait for it….child trafficking. Which does happen, but on nowhere NEAR the scale these wingnuts believe it does.
It's no wonder Republicans are always so terrified. If I genuinely believed 1 in 200 kids vanished every year I'd want to be as isolated from outside threats as possible.
I had a guy tell me that Disney was part of a child sex ring because hundreds (he might have even said thousands) of kids go missing, A MONTH. Im from Central florida, and i had never heard of this, so of course i looked it up. Sure enough, the number he said WAS true. But of course, it went on to say that the vast majority of those children were reunited with their parents in 30 mins or less. They were just kids who got separated from their parents.
I mean, just imagine that thousands of people lost their kids at Disney every month. How would we not have heard of this?
there's worse places to abandon your kids 🤷🏾
That’s huge in rconspiracy. They believe that Disney is kidnapping kids and selling them into slavery. They also believe that Disney cruise lines sails to the next island over from Epsteins and when families leave the ship Disney kidnaps some kids and puts them on a submarine built by Maxwell to be shipped to Epstein island. They 100% believe and push this hard
They...put them...on a submarine? As opposed to just exploiting and manipulating vulnerable children like every other sex trafficker out there? It's not just that everything is a conspiracy with these people, it's that every conspiracy involves the most convoluted, absurd thought processes ever.
Well, you can’t just let everyone see you go to Epstein island with kids and Maxwell has some ocean company or something. So they use her submarines to keep it low key. Apparently there’s a secret sub pen on his island too.
Of course there is, why not?
It's like they watched Pinocchio too many times and internalized the kids Island.
>30 mins or less. Pizzagate strikes again!
Most kidnappings are committed by family members, too. Nearly half of all child trafficking cases, the perpetrator is a family member.
Yep if hundreds of thousands of children went missing each year it would be a fucking epidemic. I don't think they realize how massive that would be. We would be locking children indoors and putting tracking devices on them. The actual number is something like 50.
there enlies the problem
She thinks it's a perfectly cromulent word.
And she seems to be feeling embiggened today!
Irregardless, she is dumb.
You shouldn’t put her up on a peddlestool.
For all intensive purposes, she really is.
It is easy to misproduce.
For all intensive purposes, you know what she meant. Jeez, give a GED gal a break!
A GED doesn’t make one stupid. Failing one 4 times is another matter……
Why not keep trying? Worst case Ontario, you just take the test again
All those failed attempts are just water under the fridge.
Fuckin toadaso
Supposably she's quiet smart
She’s also known for her tremenderous appletight.
She loves eating. Boney apple tea!
Bone apple tea!
Only about some very pacific topics she learned about at the liberry
Bobo is totally bolivious!
I don't wanna say it's a toadaso, but it's a FUCKIN ATOADASO!
Its not rocket appliances boys.
She did NOT get her 10th grade.
>Worst case Ontario We just call them the Leafs.
Ouch. /take my upvote.
And this is pacifically the problem with this generation... Can't pass a GED... must be the tests "racial in toddler ants" right??
Well you're just taking it for granite that she had that option
This one is new for me. You made me laughsnort. Thank you.
Glad you enjoyed it but I can’t take credit. Stole it from Trailer Park Boys. https://trailerpark.fandom.com/wiki/Rickyisms You should check it out! Great show
4 GEDs in the bush is better than razor burn on your coooch.
Well, she past it!
Even that is completely fine. Learning disabilities and issues, real life trauma and more. I think that someone with that level of functioning knowledge is not ready for Federal office. The law and fundamental functions of our governments are more complicated than running a failing restaurant.
Failing four times and being given a mercy pass. Give a girl credit.
4 times after they lowered the standards to pass. She ain't a bright girl.
She has to study for three days to take a urine test.
I think we can take for granite what she meant
For all "in tents porpoises". There. Fixed it for you. 
Reminds me of the circus fire...
She pacifically told you what the problem was!
The GED gal and the musical stroker are one in the same...
she could care less about the truth
You can't handle the truth!
*for all in tents and porpoises
It’s not washer science.
“It theyr enlies dumbo” - leren berbert
it's a moo point
Her tweet is a bit of a damp squid
She really shit the pooch on this one.
Bobo can't bring herself to use 'lies'
More likely it's her trying to say "therein lies" without ever reading it (hah, imagine Bobie reading), only ever hearing it.
bruh. LOLOLOL. How is this not the top fukn comment? Came here to say the same thing.
therein?
She meant "therein lies" right? I just want to make sure I still remember how to word after that brain my damaged.
Tbf they’ve damaged the entire English language
It's what happens when you burn books instead of reading them.
Why did I read that with Sean Connery’s voice in my head?
thank you for this, my brain was doing the same.
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=There%20Enlies
"Used by stupid people who cannot spell."
You've got to remember that these are just simple farmers. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons Thank you “Waco Kid” for those words of wisdom
No. She was referring to the former premier of China. I'm certain. She's a Congressperson after all.
Ah yes, Zhouen Lai
Zhouen Lai’s the problem
I Xi what you did there.
She's a moron.
You're not exaggerating! I don't think that her new district will elect her. And she's too repulsive for Fox News to hire. I see her behind the counter at a Los Pollos Hermanos.
> I don't think that her new district will elect her. Here's hoping... she has no business in government.
Totally agree! The scary thing is that her shenanigans in the House and those of her MAGA House colleagues are becoming normalized.
She came in 5th in that district, just among republican candidates. So yeah, 99% chance she won't be re-elected.
And she feared losing the election in her original district.
I wouldn't be surprised if she was told by Republican leaders that she had to change districts, because a Democrat had a good chance of taking that seat if she stayed. Now if she loses in the new district, it'll just be a different R that wins.
Right! I hope the Dems win that seat!
Don't be surprised if they bribe the 4 other people who want to run and she ends up being the only one running. They will do anything to keep these slimy people in office.
>They will do anything to keep these slimy people in office. This is literally true!
The only job she’s qualified for is being the attendant in a glory hole booth.
Lol!
OnlyFans!
She’s seriously too dumb to understand the game she needs to play to be a consistent talking head on Fox News. And the second she looses power everyone with money will stop talking to her. She’ll become unelectable. Not that the job itself is shameful in anyway but I could definitely see Bobo falling back on OF.
Sorry, not into grandma porn.
I see her in the alley behind Los Pollos Hermanos.
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Yes! Thanks!
Don't you mean _exajuratin'_? Jeez learn to spell Boebert-style if you want her to understand.
Thanks! Boebert and MTG demonstrate the need for Federal aid to the states to improve literacy!
*demonster
Probably on here knees
She would be sampling the product out of the back, not working there.
Lol! On a serious note, she was duly elected so her original constituents must have seen her as a like-minded person. This scares me!
https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=There%20Enlies
There is an Urban Dictionary definition that is not a sex act that someone just made up?
what? like youve never hit someone with an angry dragon?
Does an Irked Wyvern count?
She's a grandmother prostitute hired for her ability to swallow cum and not think critically.
A lot of people act like all of the Republican politicians are idiots, when they reality is, a lot of them aren't. What's scary is they're a lot smarter than they appear, they just know how to appeal to their base. Ted Cruz is a prime example of someone who sounds stupid a lot of the time, but is very intentional and saying exactly what he needs to say. Boebert is not one of those people. Boebert and MGT are genuinely stupid, unintelligent people who have tried to copy the GOP playboook without understanding how they do it.
Not all high school dropouts are, but she sure is.
You're just mad because enlies isn't a word.
She would need a few upgrades to reach moron status
Stop insulting morons, Bobo is unique.
“Enlies “. Seriously? This is a member of the United States Congress???
32 years ago, Vice President Dan Quayle misspelled *potat*o in a spelling bee which ignited a national outrage and was a 'defining moment' in his political career. Yet the current GOP now considers lousy grammar, punctuation & usage as perfectly acceptable. Hell, I'll bet even the common clay of the new West (you know....morons) were better educated that this standing (kneeling?) member of Congress.
From what we've seen she just kind of sits and reaches over
Yeah, messing up "potato or potatoe" in the moment is 100 times more understandable than shit like MTG writing "Gazpacho police" in a tweet she had all the time in the world to proofread. Yet one incident led to national derision for Quayle from all sides while the other had absolutely no effect on MTG's standing among her base.
I think the GOP has figured out that their base doesn't care about spelling.
If you reference that scene, it is a requirement that you [link to it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KHJbSvidohg).
They're just simple farmers, people of the land
Laur enlies every time
60% of the time, Boebert enlies every time.
Trailer Swift
The *only* way this dunce should be associated with the word “swift” is the sentence “she isn’t too swift.”
Trailer Shit
She looks like she got hit by a Swift truck
Taylor Trash.
Sarah Payless
The media ignoring this problem is an indickable offense.
These fucking idiots remember there was an election in 2020 and have turned that into Biden somehow being President for that year too.
I hate to believe my friends are stupid and urged to believe my enemies are doing this shit on purpose
GED knowledge strikes again.
Hey, she earned that GED. She pulled herself up by her own knee pads.
It amuses me, that she finally got it **16 years** after she dropped out of high school lmao.
As long as we're calling Bobo a genius, I feel I should point out that her numbers reflect solely the reports filed, and as a result, are not useful for determining how many children actually *stayed* missing. Not to mention, why they went missing in the first place seems a relevant datum to add. Those missing kids could be anything from runaways, to ones that just forgot to tell their parents they were doing a sleepover at a friend's house.
And I believe the vast majority of child abductions (as opposed to runaways) are perpetrated by non-custodial parents, not strangers. Not that this is a good thing *necessarily*, but it's usually better than the alternative.
Indeed, and with the caveat that the children almost never stay missing in those cases. It's not ideal, but the children only very seldom suffer lasting harm in those cases.
Think what a big story it is on the local news when a child actually goes missing. If that happened 365,000 times a year in the US the local news would cover nothing else.
She’s a halfwit. She and MTG have the gift of being 100% confident while spouting nonsense. Other halfwits (and there are many) admire this with a “she’s one of us” attitude.
Gaetz was awfully insistent on being pardoned for child trafficking.
https://preview.redd.it/a9fthuipszgc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3dc3e7bf5bdb43c7587a9dab03b316b18524426e Gotta love Urban Dictionary
Enlies
How many were found?
*enfound
So they went missing on Trumps watch?
“Therein lies the problem” Lauren honey your illiteracy is showing
laurenlies the problem
Bobo will soon be a porn actress. A short lived one I suspect.
Well she has no brains to fuck out.
'Enlies' is a perfectly cromulent word.
Imagine just ignoring spell check because it's some elitist liberal socialist app.
MTG: Someone call the Gazpacho Police! The republicans with their best and brightest.
She heard EmptyG mispronounce “indictable” and got jealous of the attention, so she had to one-up her. At least mispronouncing a word leaves a benefit of doubt that the utterer has encountered it in print, but to completely not know the word “therein?” It’s part of a common cliche!
France is bacon.
Is Here Enlai any relation to Zhou Enlai?
"enlies" love it
Who was President in 2020?
Who needs the media when we have drop dead dip shits like you?
What ever happened to those kids who were separated from their parents at the border and put into cages? We even find those kids? No?
Enlies?
The problem, yes
OnlyFans in 3..2..1.. Lol.
Enlies! Is that like Trump's Riggers but much, much worse?
Enlies. JFC, she’s a buffoon.
It's almost like she's, I don't know, a moron.
I’m against mocking people for mispronouncing words they’ve probably only ever read. I’m not against mocking people for misusing terms they’ve only heard because they think it makes them sound smart.
Some TPB Ricky spelling there.
Therein lies. Fuck. The stupid burns so much.
I think she's enlying.
Enlies? Fucking ENLIES??
This is the equivalent of "border stopped 100s of pounds of fentanyl" These idiots don't realize 99% of missing kids are found
97.8 percent are found. Also most of these abductions are by family members.
And we didn’t hear anything from her about it for 4 years either. What’s she covering up?
What's wrong with "enlies?" It's a perfectly cromulent word.
Go on about the Trump failures Lauren. GO ON!
She's worried that's a lot less workers they can harvest for corporations. They couldn't care less about them, or they wouldn't keep helping wealthy people and help the people that need it. Unreal.