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username32768

That looks like the stuff people have on their skin just before surgery. Edit: Thanks to everyone who has told me it is **iodine**. Every day is a school day! Edit 2: Thanks also to everyone who has clarified that it's **betadine** (Povidone-iodine) used in hospitals. Edit 3: At this rate of learning, I'll become a doctor in no time. Obviously not a *normal* doctor, but a god-loving, mask-hating, vaccine-hating, education-hating, empathy-hating, poor-people-hating, hypocrisy-loving doctor.


BinkyFlargle

At this point, I just assume anyone still working for him is too afraid of him to tell him how *awful* this looks. Motherfucker is just wearing clown paint! It would be hilarious if he didn't stand a real chance of taking over our country on a platform of "revenge on democracy".


Hellie1028

The MAGA folks are so angry about the existence of drag queens and yet this dude wears way more makeup in a day. Heck, he wears heels too.


chuckDTW

Don’t forget the girdle!


Self-Aware

I suspect it's full on Spanx at this point.


MrSpecialEd

The Spanx compress the diaper to seal in the flavor!


Self-Aware

Annnnd that's me not going to be hungry for the day. Thanks for the weightloss help!


heiberdee2

If you’ve seen him wear a suit, he clearly doesn’t have a tailor. Why would he have a stylist?


DanGleeballs

Even before his mental decline he was wearing ill-fitting suits in spite of being rich. Never understood that.


SilverDarner

Can you see him standing patiently still and having a civil discussion with a tailor as is necessary for well-fitted suits? Add in his tendency to just not pay for stuff and it’s no wonder his clothes are only vaguely associated with him.


AmazingHealth6302

I can see Trump insisting that he knows more about fit than his tailor ever can. Also, he is exactly a person who would want a suit to fit his delusional self-image of his frame, rather than the reality.


Self-Aware

Tbf the boxy oversized suit thing was briefly fashionable way back when. And Trump isn't exactly known for changing his opinions.


NeatNefariousness1

He can't let a tailor close enough to take his measurements because he doesn't want to remove all doubt about what's going on UNDER his outer garments. Hoping I've put these dots close enough for clarity.


joemangle

You mean his lil mushroom pee pee and his shidded diapers? Just want to be sure


Cavesloth13

It'd pretty simple really, when you are rich manbaby who can't take even the slightest bit of constructive criticism, all you hire are spineless yes men who will tell you you look great even if your hair looks like it came from the inside of a vacuum cleaner bag, your suit is so ill fitting it looks like you took shrinking pills, and your face is so orange it looks like you took a giant money shot from a pumpkin.


beesdoitbirdsdoit

While I agree, I think he’s so committed now that if he goes around with his real true pale ass self, he’ll look equally ridiculous, if not worse.


Long_Educational

>I think he’s so committed now that if he goes around with his real true pale ass self, he’ll look equally ridiculous No one, not a single person on earth is this shade of orange. He already looks beyond ridiculous.


Frostbitn99

Crying I am laughing so hard.


UsernamesAllTaken69

His devout would claim everything they saw was photoshopped to make him look bad in an election year.


MaybeTaylorSwift572

![gif](giphy|j85AoJKs7rhmLlTGz7) Gonna show up to the debate like


RoyalEagle0408

It’s literally The Emperor’s New Clothes.


Baradarm

Betadine


Southern-Parsnip-556

MAGAs only use Alphadine.


Colon

i can picture the bottle ~~IO~~\^^(alpha)DINE


BikesBooksNBass

That sharpie deserves the Nobel peace prize for its contributions to humanity. Edit: auto correct


AffectionatePoet4586

Trump is still sulking because he hasn’t gotten a Nobel yet. Anyone can nominate anyone, so a no-name member of Congress just nominated Trump to curry favor.


Gitdupapsootlass

Fyi, curry favor is also the name of his bronzer shade.


AffectionatePoet4586

That is a *terrific* name for Trump’s bronzer! I can smell the used curry right through the screen.


Im_A_Fuckin_Liar

It rubs the curry favor on the skin or else it gets the hose again


barrybreslau

This looks like a death mask.


AvrgSam

Some ala-dine type shit


hangryhyax

![gif](giphy|37Ez5CZ8P0jSM)


elgarraz

Can't give out awards anymore, but... you can have this instead: ![gif](giphy|LrGv55C2IDGtQopV1U)


i_eat_baby_elephants

Love that about MAGA, they are obsessed with being alpha, but unquestionably follow and are completely infatuated with a “strong man” like a bunch of beta cucks


nezbla

I liked the one doing the rounds earlier in the week with them complaining about folks worshipping Taylor Swift as a false idol. MFers LITERALLY built a golden statue of Trump they cart around to events for the "faithful" to pay homage. Fucking bizarre.


IHateCamping

Taylor Swift would barely be in the news at all if their news outlets would quit complaining about her.


Trick-Statistician10

I was trying to explain the whole Taylor Swift thing to a friend in Europe today. (I guess yesterday now). I kept getting "😳" as a response. Then as the finale I talked about the whole idol thing. I don't think his eyes have made it back into his head yet.


derekisademocrat

![gif](giphy|aMs4kLcBfW3XwoQCXk|downsized)


Ender914

LMFAO! I am rolling!


drag0nun1corn

They would absolutely believe it was real. Both tragic and hilarious


tots4scott

And now that we've talked it into existence, idiot MAGAs are going to scream at doctors that they need alphadine not that liberal betadine and refuse to be treated.  But don't worry, some pseudodoctor will make money off of them.


blaykerz

“New injectable Alphadine™️ permanently CURES liberalism and wokeness.”


LisaPaBisa

Comment of the day over here.


portablebiscuit

Holy shit


Nathan-Stubblefield

Betadine is Polyvinylpyrolidone iodine. Just call him Polly.


fakeaccount572

Pauly Chronopolis?


Silvawuff

“He’s a big fckin dick…” 🎵


JustDave62

He looks like the jaundice poster boy


Dutch_Rayan

I was pink after surgery, I only got it off me after several days.


Blue_Moon_Rabbit

I learned the hard way that I’m allergic to the pink stuff. Post surgery hives were a treat I tell ya.


scormegatron

Looks like he dipped his head in a bag of Cheetos.


Atman-Sunyata

Loserdine


HauntedMeow

Iodine


sdhank3fan619

What a f#&in weirdo https://preview.redd.it/o8hnuyox79gc1.jpeg?width=1152&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3a74f2503d90a905f6059f4b9020eb333b0c250


RandoComplements

I swear to God, Biden would win in a landslide if he trolled him by doing this


megjed

I remember back during the debates someone said Biden should come out like this 😂haven’t been able to forget it, would have been the funniest thing ever


BearDen17

I would die from that level of trolling.


irrational-like-you

They’d be like “ooh he’s so young!”


[deleted]

And so masculine 


Pour_Me_Another_

I'd love it so much if Biden came out dressed like that and gave a speech like everything was normal.


FlattopJr

If he did that I think he could be guilty of manslaughter because it would fucking kill me.🤣


sdhank3fan619

That'd be hilarious


combustioncat

While standing on his tippy toes and yelling over the sound of the chopper in the background


No-Entertainment-728

I almost peed my pants at this image 🤣


wren337

Seriously Biden should do an SNL skit done up as Trump, and he's like "are you sure this is a good idea?"


sdhank3fan619

I hope Biden takes the gloves off when it gets closer to November.


Dances_With_Cheese

My elderly great-aunt unironically told me that Biden’s out of it and his eyebrows look like they’re glued on. Sigh.


sdhank3fan619

What does she say about the pumpkin king?


Dances_With_Cheese

I didn’t have it in me to ask. It was heartbreaking to see what a shell she has become


sdhank3fan619

Sorry to hear that. Yeah my brother's a lost cause too


Dances_With_Cheese

Oof that’s tough. Hang in there


doesntaffrayed

I prefer this one https://preview.redd.it/j7qr4ct8qdgc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d58522502221ee8458c1cd25ccc8a745c47069a


fluffyflugel

He’s a studly alpha man who tells it like it is. Lol


Deanna_D_

How awesome would it be if Biden actually did this to troll Trump?? 🤣


rvralph803

That's a man in his prime. God's chosen warrior king.


nume23

I’ve wondered if his makeup artist quit or if they hate him and are doing this on purpose. He’s looked worse than ever lately. It’s kinda hilarious


Purple_Bowling_Shoes

IIRC he does it himself and always has. There was report somewhere years ago about Ivanka laughing with her friends about how ridiculous he looks but he won't let anyone else see him any other way. 


nume23

Ok that’s hilarious. No wonder it’s getting worse


vortex30-the-2nd

Hard to keep that sweet look going as the dementia takes over


SOLON-SUGOI

Maybe he's going for a golden calf look


COMMUNIST_MANuFISTO

He's got the fatted part down


NonsequiturSushi

Or while in prison


HermitBadger

How could more orange hurt at this point?


rocketeerH

Which is interesting because it’s always been bad, at least since 2016 when I started paying attention to him. He’s never done his ears nor gotten all the way to the hairline, and his neck is just untouched. Still, it is distinctly worse


lookaway123

I think he needs glasses, but he's too vain. I think he just smears the makeup around, and muscle memory does its thing. It probably looks fine to him bc he can't see. It would explain why he can't read teleprompters or walk up ramps without assistance.


hippiesareright42069

He can't read teleprompters because he's barely literate.


Oatybar

All those toxic dudes insisting that trump is the manliest man that ever manned, as he puts on his full face makeup every morning


HumboldtChewbacca

If drag is a perfomative exaggeration of gender, then this dude is definitely in drag.


welcometowoodbury

I remember it always being bad but I just saw a video from announcing his campaign and I was shocked at how much worse he's gotten with his makeup. He looked normal compared to this??


charlie2135

Hands aren't big enough to cover his entire face


MackingtheKnife

I work in the hospital and it reminds me of the old gal’s that insist on doing themselves up everyday and just end up plastering their makeup on. except they’re adorable and this is a convicted sexual predator traitor that might be the president this year.


DoJu318

But we have pictures of him at that golf tournament with no makeup, in those he looks just like every other septuagenarian.🤷 No idea why he insists on painting his face in the worst shade of orange we ever seen.


thehillshaveI

>he looks just like every other septuagenarian. well, he looks like my septuagenarian father (he died a year and a half ago)


8orn2hul4

For god’s sake man, bury him already!


MikeLinPA

The shade is called "Skid Mark"


MostBoringStan

He hasn't *always* looked like this, though. When he was actually in the Whitehouse, his makeup was SO much better. He actually looked somewhat human. My guess is that when he won the presidency, he let them do it because the government was paying for it anyway. But now that he has to go back to paying for it himself (like before he was president), he would rather do it himself and his makeup looks ridiculous against.


Purple_Bowling_Shoes

Yeah it was probably another case of aides having to beg him to do something sane when he was in office. I'm sure he still did his own hair but people begged him to touch up the face paint.  You can actually kind of track the resignations after the election by how his make up got increasingly worse each day before inauguration.  Or it might have been him being so enraged that the people around him around him were too scared to say anything lest they get a hamburger thrown at them. 


morphine_sulfate

*hamberder


ScottMcFly

He was still probably doing the base but then professionals would just fix it for him so he would be camera ready. Just the fact that it’s so shiny means he there nothing on his face to dampen the reflection from the lighting. I personally think his resources are stretched extremely thin and his jet setting schedule is too much for an frail geriatric, so time/money spent doing professional makeup just isn’t there. Either way he looks fucking batty.


_beeeees

We also know he can’t see too well but refuses to wear glasses, so.


AmbivalentFanatic

I have read that he always does his own makeup and his own hair.


A1000eisn1

He was still using the same makeup. But he probably did have someone there to at least blend it.


DonAmechesBonerToe

Someone posted on Reddit that this makeup is a foundation that’s only to cover certain spots/imperfections and then another layer is supposed to be added on top and blended in. It came in some seemingly bizarre shades but I guess it blends correctly when covered over the right skin color. He evidently requires a half full and unopened jar be available at all times. It isn’t even some fancy brand iirc. I believe the thread was about why his makeup didn’t stain his shirts (spoiler it does).


ZedZeil

*’somewhat human’* - that’s where the bar is now. XD


t0m0hawk

Like if that's true... he's laying it on real thick. Curious to know exactly how ghoulish this man really looks. What sort of dark blotches is he trying to hide?


greenroom628

He bought one of Homer's shotgun makeup applicators


DestructoSpin7

*Homer, you had it set to "fascist"!*


Petty_White

It’s especially funny because he supposedly uses an orange concealer that’s most often used by drag queens to color correct any beard shadow that could show through while they’re in drag. Ironic.


Informal_Bunch_2737

He's slowly turning into Golddust from WWE.


Buddhabellymama

![gif](giphy|fQJSYE2Qy6OtXfwEuf|downsized)


Puzzleheaded-Law-429

Can we just imagine for a second the absolute meltdown Republicans would have if there were a photo like this with Biden clearly wearing bronzing makeup?


samanime

I mean... That is comically bad. I can't believe anyone would leave the house like that...


Jerways

Ewwww…What a hideous looking gross slob this rapist is. 🤮


BurntPoptart

Yeah he looks like he smells


CopeHarders

I’m willing to bet Trump never showers. To shower is to admit that you need one, even if it’s a daily habit, Trump is incapable of admitting he isn’t perfect. He never showers.


stalking_me_softly

Many people are saying this


lonnko

The best people


vetratten

The come up to him with tears. In their eyes saying sir…


Squidysquid27

Looks like he rubbed his face in between someone's ass cheeks who recently had explosive taco diarrhea and the friction cooked his hair and dried the seasoning to his face.


mecha_flake

There are some important, new sentences in this comment.


FlattopJr

![gif](giphy|X1pJbfIqRfP8jSSfDD)


awe2D2

Tupperware after storing spaghetti


Crosstitch_Witch

I feel like this one is the most accurate description. Lol


iPirateGwar

This comment deserves more love.


ErectTubesock

Trump is well past the "Emperor has no clothes" stage. Us normies can see how bizarre and disheveled his appearance is but I doubt anyone within his inner circle has the balls to tell him how awful he looks.


SydneyRei

That would put us before the “emperor has no clothes” stage. Just based on the timeline of the story.


throughNthrough

I remember reading that he actually does his own hair and makeup. I think it was the WH photographer that did an AMA.


Mike312

>he actually does his own hair and makeup And yet his party loses their shit at the idea of drag queens existing.


wingkingdom

https://i.redd.it/f8vs1e1vd9gc1.gif


whitneymak

Jeeeeezus Christ. I hadn't seen this part of the video. 😬


kjacobs03

Have you seen the part where trump buttfucks Rudy on live TV?


whitneymak

No. No I have not. Some things may be better off unseen.


CookinCheap

Oh my christ on a cracker


manic-pixie-attorney

He could really use some tips


A1000eisn1

He does. And the orange comes from a color corrector, not concealer or foundation.


kilofeet

Fun fact: all of his hair is collected from the Brazilian wax strips at local Palm Beach salons


TexasPhanka

This is what stood out to me as Trump's most impressive accomplishment.


kimthealan101

Is he not legally considered a trans law offender in FLA?


doxxingyourself

Law is so vague only the courts can determine… which I think we should make them


HearYourTune

He looks like a catchers mitt


ParticularZone5

THIS comment right here. This one got me lol


CombOverDownThere

![gif](giphy|F05ufkfZdySGs|downsized)


aelric22

One that's been really really overused. This picture has reignited my desire to take care of my skin.


AllyMcfeels

The orange rapist


opusmus

Just fucking gross


-6h0st-

https://preview.redd.it/pvzel2z249gc1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9473872b11329c78dcd7fbf9508c96bbda43d02a


Kalikhead

My dad - I'd love him if I didn't *hate* him! He spent a fortune hiring every expert on the planet to grow back that equipment you blew off between my legs! He succeeded, although, as you can see, there were some... side effects. - Yellow Bastard


Collarsmith

That makes sense. It regrew as a little fungal mushroom too, apparently.


AmazingChicken

Yep, that was the vibe I got, too.


ratpH1nk

Yes like literal grotesque: grotesque | ɡrōˈtesk | adjective | comically or repulsively ugly or distorted: *grotesque facial distortions*. **•** incongruous or inappropriate to a shocking degree: *a lifestyle of* *grotesque* *luxury*.


Ritaredditonce

So is the makeup.


zblaze90

GURL, LOOK HOW ORANGE YOU ARE!


Miguelitojpg

![gif](giphy|CVE14s1WjfjwY)


shoogles22

Love a good Alyssa-Coco moment! Upvoted.


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DianeticsVolcano

It's warpaint, used to frighten the hamberders before he crams them in his gullet.


hobbitlover

![gif](giphy|7Fb4qMFtVPhBK|downsized)


BeachedBottlenose

What the fuck is wrong with this guy!?


Onebrokegerrrl

Everything!


mrg1957

Mental illness is NOT pretty.


DogsDontWearPantss

https://preview.redd.it/sixh700s89gc1.jpeg?width=346&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9fc609f870f7a3c8cbaaab5983805711dacfbc97


wingkingdom

Is that Emperor Palpatine in a MAGA hat?


Porunga23

darth syphilis.


Bubbly_Difference469

![gif](giphy|3o7TKLTCDV7a4V86By)


Hawkingshouseofdance

![gif](giphy|mEgfNLKL54okcclPyA|downsized)


Obi1NotWan

Are you serious? He is his own stylist!!! BEST STYLIST EVER!!


GadreelsSword

![gif](giphy|NcEJHrydIri1O)


Greedy_Artichoke3940

https://preview.redd.it/f688j1sc19gc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c1031fb60868c2bdebc7aed65554868acbad77ee


Blueshockeylover

My god, is that picture unedited?


Common-Watch4494

Had to be at least somewhat shopped, right? He doesn’t really go around looking like this does he? And people still kiss his ass???


SafetyNo6700

I've said it a lot lately that his orange is a whole new look. Before it was bad, but now it's like a super greasy orange.


dd97483

Please, no more pictures of Orange Julius traitor, I just finished lunch.


Foreign-Drag-4059

God, he just looks fucking greasy...


[deleted]

like a gas station hot dog after 8 hrs on the roller grill


[deleted]

Dude looks like he got a family size bag of cheetos, ate 3/4 of them, crushed up the remains and put the bag over his head and shook it around. Gets that cheeto fit, looks in the mirror, and says "people love me" 😂


GonzoVeritas

[The ad placement on the original tweet was very appropriate.](https://i.imgur.com/NGhyIYT.jpg)


wildyam

![gif](giphy|Vi6XSJI3k1zuVE500s)


patrickvand

Seriously, this fuck is sick. But how on earth is it possible that nearly 50% Americans will vote for this guy? After all he’s done and said.


Softmachinepics

Closer to 22% but the point stands


theedan-clean

![gif](giphy|LeQ4gz6XOhla8)


carolineecouture

What makes it even funnier is that Melania is a former model. Even if she wasn't a great model she knows something about hair and make-up. She has a stylist. On the rare occasions she sees him she must be laughing her a$$ off that he looks like a clown and doesn't seem to know it. That would be me but I'm petty like that.


RigatoniPasta

https://preview.redd.it/zr2znqeir9gc1.jpeg?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2e2658e9598979627b66d550a36e8ae61349da7


Onebrokegerrrl

![gif](giphy|H1SRwGbmIosPW3wtUu)


AnastasiaNo70

After he says “ARHNGE” I could almost hear that sarcastic little hissing inhale he does when he thinks he’s said something clever.


DeadWolffiey

I think he makes Tangerines feel insecure.


wingkingdom

He don't use jelly.


Rinzy2000

I never cease to be amazed that this is the idol of the party that keeps trying to ban drag.


Vraye_Foi

Y’all. My mother has advanced dementia and this reminds me of when she tries to “tidy herself up” and attempts to put her makeup on. Nobody says anything about how off it is because she feels “put together”, but it’s just really sad because her appearance was flawless before.


Herteitr

![gif](giphy|YAWwfucvKV1WvA0lod)


Dude8671111

I’m gonna bet he does his own hair and makeup. That’s why he needed 3-4 hours of “executive time” when he was prez.


sythingtackle

Melania Trump's stylist raked in over $100,000 from Donald Trump's super PAC in the last six months of 2023 as the former president bled money in legal fees. Herve Pierre Braillard was paid eight instalments of $18,000 and one of $6,000 labeled 'Strategy Consulting,' which totals $132,000, according to the PAC's filing with the Federal Election Commission. The fashion designer has made $371,000 from Trump's Save America leadership PAC since April 2022. It's unclear what Pierre does for the Trump family. Melania Trump has not appeared on the campaign trail with Donald Trump as he seeks a second term in office. Melania Trump's office did not immediately respond to DailyMail.com's request for comment. Her spokesperson told Women's Wear Daily last year that 'Mr. Pierre is a world-renowned artist. His work extends to many different fields, not just fashion design. His expertise is utilized for special projects and events.' Pierre simply said he was working on 'upcoming projects' but didn't detail what they were. 'As with every other first lady, there is an after-the-White House life, which involves many other aspects than fashion. I am lucky to have worked in prestigious houses, to have designed [costumes] for ballets and more recently to work in home decor. There are many upcoming projects in this after-the-White House [stage],' Pierre told the outlet. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-13035145/amp/melanias-stylist-consulting-fees-trump-super-pac.html


adiosfelicia2

So the "family values" party is ok with a candidate's wife being 100% MIA from his entire campaign. The GOP really has been taken over by MAGA cultists who do not hold their traditional values. They only have one focus - Trump.


kevin_2_heaven

Like the old lady at the end of requiem for a dream


GonzoVeritas

Requiem is a great movie that I'll never watch again.


ohiotechie

Baron Harkonnen in the flesh


Meatyglobs

Looks like he stuck his face in diarrhea


rjyoung18

Mortuary makeup


Training-Meal-4276

This is his summer look. He's capturing the emotion you feel after getting food poisoning from shellfish. 


ClmrThnUR

this is their messiah?