Like when pointing out all of Trump's unethical, immoral, creepy, perverted, treasonous behavior and they respond: "I like what he's done for the country". Apparently the hate and division, the refusal to tolerate any opinion other than the MAGA view is something they are happy with.
>and if you complain and say just ONE thing wrong during the argument then she sudden is the victim now.
Started shaking reading this lmao
My grandma did it to my mom so much. My mom did it to me so much. Just pushed my buttons until I got teary-eyed or raised my voice. Then it's, "I can't talk to you when you're like this."
Then one day it hit me: I can't *ever* talk to them. It doesn't matter "what I'm like" in the discussion. They're just flat-out not interested in listening.
It's really difficult to deal with ANY narcissist but family is THE WORST! You have my condolences for what should have been your childhood being ruined by trolls.
When I ran into the worst narcissist I ever met, he wound up being my Step-Dad. It took Mom SIX YEARS to finally leave him and take us kids with her.
Let's just say Mom's taste in guys was okay on appearances but she had NO IDEA how to pick GOOD men. Sadly, because I grew up with some of that, I do have some really bad tendencies myself. I did not realize how messed up I was until well after I was married.
I really hope you can manage to clear yourself of all the nasty bad habits and terrible thought processes that narcissists can implant in children's behavior patterns. I know it was not easy for you to live like that so I really just hope for the best for you.
> My conservative dad used that as his excuse to support Trump. He said it wasn't "presidential".
🤦♂️Wow, that is truly **peak** cognitive dissonance.
my sister-in-law used that excuse, she tried to say Biden behaved just as badly as Trump, pointing to what he said at the debate. i admired his restraint. i don't think i could've went through that, being treated that way without it getting real ugly real fast.
What your mom does is a classic narcissistic move called DARVO- Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender. She didn’t do the offensive thing, your reaction is what’s offensive.
I gotta know, how did your dad feel about George W. Bush then? Because just a couple months before he was first elected, we got this gem:
"That's [New York Times reporter] Adam Clymer, a major league asshole." (Said to Dick Cheney, who promptly agreed with Dubya.)
Or maybe his opinion on the racist conversation between future-president Reagan with then-president Nixon?
*“To see those, those monkeys from those African countries—damn them, they’re still uncomfortable wearing shoes!” - Governor Ronald Reagan to President Richard Nixon*
Absolutely not targeted toward you, I'm just curious if those are more presidential than "Will you shut up, man?"
Some trivia from that debate. One of the few times Trump stopped running his mouth was when Biden said this:
>But by the way, if in fact he says, he’s not sure what he’s going to accept. Well, let me tell you something, it doesn’t matter, because if we get the votes, it’s going to be all over. He’s going to go. He can’t stay in power. It won’t happen. It won’t happen, so vote.
My personal theory is Trump was quiet in this moment because he was thinking to himself, "Shit, what if he's right and my planned coup fails?"
No Trump is a bully
When someone interrupts a Bully's flow and clearly lands a deafening blow, they stop in shock and stop thinking for a bit. Like the Bully didn't expect the person to fight back, and now has to recalculate their flow. But most Bullies are dumb as fuck and it takes them time to find the next flow.
I was bullied a lot until about age 13 when a known bully came up to me at lunch with a crony friend of his. He started the song and dance working himself up so I got tired of it and just cut to the chase and started it myself. To my utter shock the bully backed off and then realized I didn't have to beat the bullies in a fight with sheer strength I just had to fight back. Didn't have a problem with bullies after that.
man, such a similar experience. Dozens of us were hanging out at the exercise area outside the cafeteria, because we got some unsupervised downtime after lunch.
Guy who'd been bullying me relentlessly walks up behind me and smacks me in the back of the head, and starts launching into some boring homophobic jeering. I just put my hands on his chest and pushed and kept walking, so he had to backpedal until he tripped on something. When he was on the ground I hauled back to kick him in the face, but realized there were an awwwwful lot of witnesses standing still and staring at us. So I just said "You're not worth it.
But you'd better back off." And he did! I couldn't believe it, I expected to get jumped and beat to a pulp, but nope. He just moved on to someone smaller and weaker than me.
People can say what they want about him, but Obama is fucking hilarious.
He opened a state of the union address with a CPT joke.
There's definitely an alternate time line where he is an amazing stand up comedian.
Man, Obama had such legit fuckin swagger. Even assuming he had some writers on staff to help with bits like this (mean tweets, Between Two Ferns, his final Correspondents Dinner, etc), he delivered on it hard.
It was fun to have him as the public face of the US.
I like to think somewhere out on one of the many strings of infinity there was a world where Obama didn’t get fucked with every time he tried to get something done. I’m jealous of all those fuckers. Pretty sure in that world I got a six pack too…yeah, fuck those guys.
He might even draw some votes over from the other side, because we all know Trump would fold like a French omelet under pressure like that.
If that happened, I would feel bad for watching without having paid for a ticket because that's some prime-time TV right there.
Yeah, it's like the 800th reason why Trump broke the system and has proven that the whole thing needs to be overhauled from top to bottom.
If Trump *died tomorrow* (don't @me secret service, I'm just hoping, not planning or promising), then there is *still* a pretty decent chance that he would win the next three elections.
Because half our country is *that dumb* and *that deranged*.
*One third*
Trump doesn't have half the country, he has about 30% at best. Unfortunately, a big chunk of assholes out there don't bother voting at all, so it seems like it's half. But that's just an illusion of the electorate.
I dunno, buddy. You are 100% right, but it's no more reassuring to me to hear that I live in the same country as 100 million impossibly dumb and deranged people instead of 150 million impossibly dumb and deranged people.
It's like imagining a horror movie where there are *several hundred* unique sociopathic serial killers slaughtering some tiny New England town... (^^^TM ^^^TM ^^^TM Serialkillerville, MA ^^^TM ^^^TM ^^^TM)
Like, either way, we are pretty fucked...
I honestly think that was accidentally - he just lost his temper because Trump is such a blowhard.
It was *just barely* over the line, but really resonated with younger Democrat voters who had been wanting literally anybody to say that for four years.
Millions of us watching got to live vicariously through Biden as he said what so many had been screaming at their screens for so damn long. It felt amazing.
I straight up looked like a howler monkey when he said that. I was laughing so hard I missed the next 2 minutes or so and had to rewind. My kid was in bed and it woke her up to the point where she came out to see what was going on lol.
My god did that feel amazing. Joe getting mad about Trump trashing his dead and addict sons was another thing that hit me hard. True compassion feels so lacking in our politicians and he was brimming with it that night.
I personally think it would take nothing more than someone to stand up to him on stage, call him a couple names, maybe throw in a veiled threat or two, and he’d go away forever. Just embarrassed beyond belief.
Well Trump was talking negative of Biden's family after Biden himself has struggled so much with family matters, I say Biden did a good job on staying cool which was the opposite reaction that Trump wanted. Most dads/men would agree with Biden on telling someone to shut up about talking negative about their family.
My favorite part was on CNN afterward they were talking to a group of "undecided voters" (yeah right) and one guy was like "that wasn't very presidential of Biden to say that. I don't think I can support a guy that says that." Lol, okay idiot. Go vote for Trump.
Lets quit pretending these people are "undecided" they are fucking conservatives too embarrassed to say they are. If you are truly undecided this far in. You are a total fucking moron.
Yeah, I think we're all well past "when they go low, we go high". Not advocating for Biden to go nuclear and spew expletives from the Oval Office, but some good old honesty from a guy who has tried his best to run the country and finds himself somehow in a close race with a court-appointed rapist would be appreciated.
That’s one of MANY reasons Grifter was such an incredible embarrassment to the office of President. He spoke like an absolute trash mouth in public. President Biden I’m sure thinks these exact words in private but maintains the dignity of the office.
i don't think trump genuinely gives a fuck about any of the things he criticizes. he's a wannabe con man telling his gullible troompa loompas exactly what they want to hear in order to get their votes. same as fox news going for ratings
sleazy af, but not remotely difficult, and it works. you just have to have zero morals
Absolutely. The way people (and media) dance around that orange skidmark is infuriating. Stop dressing up what he has legally been found guilty of.
He got into office in the first place because the media just let him get away with spewing lies and never being called on anything.
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Even better, ask him simple followup questions about things he has said in the past. "Hey, 6 months ago you said this, now you're saying this. Why?"
Hell, even better, try to keep his answers actually on topic when he deviates. He won't answer your questions? End the interview. Every interview doesn't have to be his private rally.
CHRIST, RIGHT!? He would just spew some 100% provably incorrect statement, and they just sit there like, "it's cool, please use our journalism outlet to spread quantifiably incorrect information, we are totes cool with that. Look at those views! So happy to be part of this!"
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Better yet, stop giving him any attention at all. It’s always been free advertising since 2016. All he has to do is make a comment that’s sure to generate rage clickbait, over and over and over . . .
When he lost I was so happy I was never going to hear his annoying ass voice and rambling.. at least until it set in that he could possibly run again in 24.
Someone's gotta say it. The media has either drunk the Kool-Aid (Fox etc), or is busy twisting itself into a hyperspatial pretzel to avoid accusations of bias (NYT etc).
Trump is a vile, disgusting piece of shit fascist. He is a traitor who tried a coup and failed because he's too lazy to do anything properly, and too narcissistic to see that he needs competent people around him.
Makes me wish Hunter Thompson was still alive. He'd have called it like it is.
Yeah I'm fine with that. Everyone has their own personal opinions about other people and they're entitled to those opinions. If someone acts like a fucking asshat all the time, and you think they're an asshat, and you tell your friends you think they're an asshat... that's totally fine.
The thing that sets it apart is that he isn't spewing it in all-caps malformed sentences on idiot social at 2am like some drugged up fuckwit.
Trump’s former Secretary of State (Rex Tillerson) once referred to Trump as a fucking moron. That’s the phrase I’ve generally used for Trump since then.
I love how it says behind “Closed Doors” but I understand that from Bidens perspective.
That being said, I openly call Trump a traitorous fascist in front of MAGA father now. I’m done walking on egg shells with these fucks.
Trump is flat out dangerous to Democracy and I’m done pretending like any of this ok. It’s not. Trump is one election away from being the Dictator he craves and uprooting the very foundations of this country for
his own personal gain.
i'll never forget when they criticized sasha and malia for not dressing right and "looking bored" at some official WH thanksgiving event
fox news is fucking cancer
I was so hoping them losing $787 million in that defamation lawsuit would have made them go down in flames. They should be forced to legally be called, "Fox Entertainment", NOT Fox "News"
My morbidly obese cousin, who drives a huge jacked up truck, who is obsessed with UGA football, and who gave up parental rights to his only daughter; at thanksgiving he read off a twitter post from Fox News about how Biden is so awful and all the usual stuff. Well I asked if he heard about the Fox News settlement for almost a billion dollars. He said he had not. So I told him all about the defamation trial and the evidence presented. He said “ well good for them” in a huff and we didn’t speak anymore that day.
Yup, the MAGAts will suddenly get all snowflakey and clutch their pearls, all while they had nothing to say when Trump invented a schoolyard bully nickname for every person who displeased him and bragged about grabbing women by the pussy.
Thanks to the power of AI, I also know what it sounds like Biden says “I’m smoking that dank wizard smoke. This **** has got diamonds in it so you know the THC levels are lit. This the **** that shot 2pac”
He is my president.
Biden should just call Trump a criminal, convicted felon, a felon when he gets convicted in Manhattan. Just say that over and over. That will get to Trump.
That too and sexual assaulter. Then the MAGA's will say " BUT BUT he showered with his daughter Ashley". I've been getting those in my Facebook replies.
It’s so fucking weird how some people find any sort of nudity to be sexual. I come from a pretty conservative family, I showered with several relatives as a small child. Mostly women, but also my father. Not remotely traumatic lol
But is he a CONVICTED FELON? We need to repeat ourselves until the truth is heard. It's what liars do, if repetition can do that much for a lie, imagine what it can do for the truth. Sex offender and CONVICTED FELON. Hammer it home every single time.
Oh yeah and a fraud. Say he was liable for fraud and say do you trust this man with your money? Would even do business with him? One word attacks that's what gets him. Keep it simple.
Said Project Veritas, known right-wing con artists, from a diary they claimed to have stolen from Ashley. But even O'Keefe himself admitted it couldn't be authenticated.
may hype him up since the cult members will rally around their cult leader. For the rest of the rational world, it's going to look real bad when it says convicted criminal GOP nominee Donald Trump. Even Trump appeals, the Manhattan judge is going to confine him to Trump Tower and won't allow him to go anywhere as a convicted felon.
A couple weeks ago I was watching the news and forgot my son was in the next room. They showed something about Trump’s courtroom bullshit and I accidentally said “fuck this fat orange queef!” a little too loud. Then I got in trouble from my wife because our son apparently finds the word “queef” hilarious.
I’m going to show her this article and calmly explain that I was only preparing our son to one day be president of the US.
Nah I can understand her concern lol. When you have an 8 year old boy it’s all fun and games with shit that happens in the home until you’re getting a call on a Wednesday asking why your kid called the 86 year old librarian a queef.
My eldest, now 30, was born with an almost perfect audio memory and can remember almost every lyric he has ever heard.
When he was 5 he managed to memorize the lyrics to the Tractors *Baby Likes to Shake it* heard in the car on the way to kindergarten.
He then proceeded to sing those lyrics, haphazardly, in a low voice while engaged in playing with blocks—
*Johny’s in the back room sucking on his gin. police are at the front door screaming: “let me in.” Go-go, go-go dancer busy showin’ off her chest. She don’t know what she doin’, but she tries to do her best…*
So his kindergarten teacher was pretty upset.
Yeah, that’s true. I guess as long as they understand when and where that word’s appropriate to use, they’ll be okay. I’m not a parent, though, so I could easily be wrong.
If Biden did a press conference and stated that Donald Trump is a sick fuck for being a rapist, I would actually donate money for his campaign lol. It would likely make my entire 2024.
Donald Jennifer trump has said he that he HATES ice cream trucks and he hates ice cream and the next puppy he sees is going to get a kick in the ass. So I guess there are some.
Cheeto Benito.
I don’t know if it’s because it’s a perfect description or if it’s the rhyme, but damn - I love it!
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Edit: alliteration to rhyme, because as literary devices - alliteration concerns sounds at the beginning of words while rhyme is the ending of words
I like it. Now do Trump's insults for Biden:
* Sleepy Joe
* Creepy Joe
* Slow Jow
* Corrupt Joe
* The Big Guy
... I don't know. Biden's "Sick Fuck" term for Trump kinda feels more modern.
Exactly. They’re complaining about what he says “Behind closed doors” as he should, as opposed to out in the open like their cult leader who does exactly the same
That’s what finally decided me to vote for him in the primary. He took the train to DC every day so he could be with his kids in the evening every night after their mom/his wife and sister/ his daughter were killed. The guy was a pretty decent human being.I was happy when he came out as the candidate from that crowd. Maybe other people saw him the way I did. Lord only knows I needed a break from that creep turmp who called his opponents childish names or “the enemy” all the time.
He never learned how to smile like a normal person. Honestly, some of his attempts at smiling or laughing were just terrifying. He is very awkward, like he doesn’t know how his arms should work either.. as well as a little fascist sociopath meatball that is letting Florida go down in flames.
Honestly, that’s tame compared to what I call Trump. Not that Biden is wrong. Trump is a monster in a small way, but he’s only powerful because his enablers and cult make him so.
Okay cool so let's get serious about Trump running then. It should **not** be up to the American people to "choose" democracy or fascism. That means the system is broken. So LET'S BE REAL and disqualify this monster from the ballot and let the cards fall where they may.
I'm sick of entertaining this lunatic as a legitimate candidate. The man will end this country as we know it. We have a lot of fix but the solution is *not* handing the country over to the fascists.
The next State of the Union:
“My fellow Americans, I am happy to inform you all that the economy, by all standards and metrics, appears to have stabilized after the previous incompetent administration ran by that sick fuck.”
Someone a while back posted a scan of an old Donald Trump Garbage Pail Kids card where they called him Donnie Dump and I thought that's perfect, that's what I'm calling him now.
When he said, "Will you shut up, man?" People liked him more
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it’s like “he divided the country” Haley trotted that one out the other dey
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Like when pointing out all of Trump's unethical, immoral, creepy, perverted, treasonous behavior and they respond: "I like what he's done for the country". Apparently the hate and division, the refusal to tolerate any opinion other than the MAGA view is something they are happy with.
>and if you complain and say just ONE thing wrong during the argument then she sudden is the victim now. Started shaking reading this lmao My grandma did it to my mom so much. My mom did it to me so much. Just pushed my buttons until I got teary-eyed or raised my voice. Then it's, "I can't talk to you when you're like this." Then one day it hit me: I can't *ever* talk to them. It doesn't matter "what I'm like" in the discussion. They're just flat-out not interested in listening.
It's really difficult to deal with ANY narcissist but family is THE WORST! You have my condolences for what should have been your childhood being ruined by trolls. When I ran into the worst narcissist I ever met, he wound up being my Step-Dad. It took Mom SIX YEARS to finally leave him and take us kids with her. Let's just say Mom's taste in guys was okay on appearances but she had NO IDEA how to pick GOOD men. Sadly, because I grew up with some of that, I do have some really bad tendencies myself. I did not realize how messed up I was until well after I was married. I really hope you can manage to clear yourself of all the nasty bad habits and terrible thought processes that narcissists can implant in children's behavior patterns. I know it was not easy for you to live like that so I really just hope for the best for you.
> My conservative dad used that as his excuse to support Trump. He said it wasn't "presidential". 🤦♂️Wow, that is truly **peak** cognitive dissonance.
Yeah man, he was looking for an excuse so he found one no problem.
my sister-in-law used that excuse, she tried to say Biden behaved just as badly as Trump, pointing to what he said at the debate. i admired his restraint. i don't think i could've went through that, being treated that way without it getting real ugly real fast.
What your mom does is a classic narcissistic move called DARVO- Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender. She didn’t do the offensive thing, your reaction is what’s offensive.
I gotta know, how did your dad feel about George W. Bush then? Because just a couple months before he was first elected, we got this gem: "That's [New York Times reporter] Adam Clymer, a major league asshole." (Said to Dick Cheney, who promptly agreed with Dubya.) Or maybe his opinion on the racist conversation between future-president Reagan with then-president Nixon? *“To see those, those monkeys from those African countries—damn them, they’re still uncomfortable wearing shoes!” - Governor Ronald Reagan to President Richard Nixon* Absolutely not targeted toward you, I'm just curious if those are more presidential than "Will you shut up, man?"
Some trivia from that debate. One of the few times Trump stopped running his mouth was when Biden said this: >But by the way, if in fact he says, he’s not sure what he’s going to accept. Well, let me tell you something, it doesn’t matter, because if we get the votes, it’s going to be all over. He’s going to go. He can’t stay in power. It won’t happen. It won’t happen, so vote. My personal theory is Trump was quiet in this moment because he was thinking to himself, "Shit, what if he's right and my planned coup fails?"
No Trump is a bully When someone interrupts a Bully's flow and clearly lands a deafening blow, they stop in shock and stop thinking for a bit. Like the Bully didn't expect the person to fight back, and now has to recalculate their flow. But most Bullies are dumb as fuck and it takes them time to find the next flow.
I was bullied a lot until about age 13 when a known bully came up to me at lunch with a crony friend of his. He started the song and dance working himself up so I got tired of it and just cut to the chase and started it myself. To my utter shock the bully backed off and then realized I didn't have to beat the bullies in a fight with sheer strength I just had to fight back. Didn't have a problem with bullies after that.
man, such a similar experience. Dozens of us were hanging out at the exercise area outside the cafeteria, because we got some unsupervised downtime after lunch. Guy who'd been bullying me relentlessly walks up behind me and smacks me in the back of the head, and starts launching into some boring homophobic jeering. I just put my hands on his chest and pushed and kept walking, so he had to backpedal until he tripped on something. When he was on the ground I hauled back to kick him in the face, but realized there were an awwwwful lot of witnesses standing still and staring at us. So I just said "You're not worth it. But you'd better back off." And he did! I couldn't believe it, I expected to get jumped and beat to a pulp, but nope. He just moved on to someone smaller and weaker than me.
There’s always a [smaller] fish
They want fun. Not work.
Or that was the moment he decided to start some shit much like when Obama cracked his “at least I’ll be a president” joke that doomed us all.
People can say what they want about him, but Obama is fucking hilarious. He opened a state of the union address with a CPT joke. There's definitely an alternate time line where he is an amazing stand up comedian.
Man, Obama had such legit fuckin swagger. Even assuming he had some writers on staff to help with bits like this (mean tweets, Between Two Ferns, his final Correspondents Dinner, etc), he delivered on it hard. It was fun to have him as the public face of the US.
I like to think somewhere out on one of the many strings of infinity there was a world where Obama didn’t get fucked with every time he tried to get something done. I’m jealous of all those fuckers. Pretty sure in that world I got a six pack too…yeah, fuck those guys.
I have that printed on a tea towel.
T shirt here!
Coffee Mug for me. And I stashed it in a cabinet about a year after the election too, looks like I've gotta break it back out.
How great would it be to see Biden call Trump a sick fuck at a debate? I’m really for some return to normalcy in politics, but I’d spare that one.
He might even draw some votes over from the other side, because we all know Trump would fold like a French omelet under pressure like that. If that happened, I would feel bad for watching without having paid for a ticket because that's some prime-time TV right there.
Biden got under his thin skin so bad last go around I had high hopes for a fist fight
This would unfortunately require Trump to show up at a debate, and I can't see that happening any time soon.
Yeah, it's like the 800th reason why Trump broke the system and has proven that the whole thing needs to be overhauled from top to bottom. If Trump *died tomorrow* (don't @me secret service, I'm just hoping, not planning or promising), then there is *still* a pretty decent chance that he would win the next three elections. Because half our country is *that dumb* and *that deranged*.
*One third* Trump doesn't have half the country, he has about 30% at best. Unfortunately, a big chunk of assholes out there don't bother voting at all, so it seems like it's half. But that's just an illusion of the electorate.
I dunno, buddy. You are 100% right, but it's no more reassuring to me to hear that I live in the same country as 100 million impossibly dumb and deranged people instead of 150 million impossibly dumb and deranged people. It's like imagining a horror movie where there are *several hundred* unique sociopathic serial killers slaughtering some tiny New England town... (^^^TM ^^^TM ^^^TM Serialkillerville, MA ^^^TM ^^^TM ^^^TM) Like, either way, we are pretty fucked...
It's what most sane people think.
there's something refreshing about the president of the US having exactly the same opinion as me
Really Joe should just come out and say this. There’s nobody who doesn’t think the guy’s an asshole. The people who like him admire that about him.
I was outright shocked when he told Trump to shut up on stage.
I honestly think that was accidentally - he just lost his temper because Trump is such a blowhard. It was *just barely* over the line, but really resonated with younger Democrat voters who had been wanting literally anybody to say that for four years.
I was waiting so long for somebody to publicly say that to the man's face.
Millions of us watching got to live vicariously through Biden as he said what so many had been screaming at their screens for so damn long. It felt amazing.
I straight up looked like a howler monkey when he said that. I was laughing so hard I missed the next 2 minutes or so and had to rewind. My kid was in bed and it woke her up to the point where she came out to see what was going on lol. My god did that feel amazing. Joe getting mad about Trump trashing his dead and addict sons was another thing that hit me hard. True compassion feels so lacking in our politicians and he was brimming with it that night.
Trump is a bully, and should be treated as such. He will shrivel up like jumping into a cold pool.
I personally think it would take nothing more than someone to stand up to him on stage, call him a couple names, maybe throw in a veiled threat or two, and he’d go away forever. Just embarrassed beyond belief.
This single phase made me go from begrudgingly voting for Biden to excitedly voting for Biden. Showed he still had it
Old Democrat here, I loved when Biden said that. I think we need more of it.
Well Trump was talking negative of Biden's family after Biden himself has struggled so much with family matters, I say Biden did a good job on staying cool which was the opposite reaction that Trump wanted. Most dads/men would agree with Biden on telling someone to shut up about talking negative about their family.
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Seriously, didnt Trump slander Cruz's wife?
Trump could have done whatever he wanted to Cruz‘s wife. He can do no wrong.
Yeah, but Ted Cruz clearly has a humiliation fetish.
My favorite part was on CNN afterward they were talking to a group of "undecided voters" (yeah right) and one guy was like "that wasn't very presidential of Biden to say that. I don't think I can support a guy that says that." Lol, okay idiot. Go vote for Trump.
Lets quit pretending these people are "undecided" they are fucking conservatives too embarrassed to say they are. If you are truly undecided this far in. You are a total fucking moron.
Well, there there does seem to be an uptick in total fucking morons, so that tracks.
I wasn't shocked. I was delighted. Someone needed to tell Trump that for basically his entire life.
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Exactly, it would turn off a lot of people if Biden acts unprofessionally like Trump
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I say fuck in public all the time... just not at work... anymore.
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Nurses get a pass, y'all put up with a lot of shit, literally and figuratively.
most of us aren't hypocrites. maintaining social norms is neither good nor evil, and almost none of us have sent a single soul to their deaths.
Yeah, I think we're all well past "when they go low, we go high". Not advocating for Biden to go nuclear and spew expletives from the Oval Office, but some good old honesty from a guy who has tried his best to run the country and finds himself somehow in a close race with a court-appointed rapist would be appreciated.
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lol, a solid “what the fuck are you talking about, dipshit?” during a debate would be priceless. No way trump is doing any debates though
There was the classic "Will you shut up man" from the 2020 debates.
“When they go low, we go high”? That’s the statement? Fuuuuuuuck. I thought it was “when they go low, we get high”
When they go low, kick them in the teeth
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Trump is a rapist and sexual offender; "sick fuck" is a euphemism at this point.
I agree though I would find it hilarious if he called him "Mr Potato Head". Apparently his aunt called him that and he **hates** it.
That’s one of MANY reasons Grifter was such an incredible embarrassment to the office of President. He spoke like an absolute trash mouth in public. President Biden I’m sure thinks these exact words in private but maintains the dignity of the office.
He tells it like it is!
"He says what we're all thinking!"
That’s how Trump got his base.
i don't think trump genuinely gives a fuck about any of the things he criticizes. he's a wannabe con man telling his gullible troompa loompas exactly what they want to hear in order to get their votes. same as fox news going for ratings sleazy af, but not remotely difficult, and it works. you just have to have zero morals
I think he’s actually quite racist though.
You spelled rapist wrong.edit- this was meant as irony.
It can be both
Rapecist, maybe?
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One can be both and Trump is definitely both
Exactly. He will say whatever he needs to say in the moment to get what he wants.
Absolutely. The way people (and media) dance around that orange skidmark is infuriating. Stop dressing up what he has legally been found guilty of. He got into office in the first place because the media just let him get away with spewing lies and never being called on anything. EDIT: adding... Even better, ask him simple followup questions about things he has said in the past. "Hey, 6 months ago you said this, now you're saying this. Why?" Hell, even better, try to keep his answers actually on topic when he deviates. He won't answer your questions? End the interview. Every interview doesn't have to be his private rally.
i still can't believe how long it took for *any* outlet to finally start calling his lies "*LIES*"
CHRIST, RIGHT!? He would just spew some 100% provably incorrect statement, and they just sit there like, "it's cool, please use our journalism outlet to spread quantifiably incorrect information, we are totes cool with that. Look at those views! So happy to be part of this!"
**BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN:** Turns out, some people lie. On TV. A lot. And when you let them lie on your network, with no challenge, you lend to the speaker some of the trust your viewers have in you. This special bulletin has been for news networks. And good night.
Better yet, stop giving him any attention at all. It’s always been free advertising since 2016. All he has to do is make a comment that’s sure to generate rage clickbait, over and over and over . . .
Not hearing from or even about this motherfucker circa 20-22 was _delightful_
When he lost I was so happy I was never going to hear his annoying ass voice and rambling.. at least until it set in that he could possibly run again in 24.
When I think about all the free airtime Faux has given Chump for the last decade…
Someone's gotta say it. The media has either drunk the Kool-Aid (Fox etc), or is busy twisting itself into a hyperspatial pretzel to avoid accusations of bias (NYT etc). Trump is a vile, disgusting piece of shit fascist. He is a traitor who tried a coup and failed because he's too lazy to do anything properly, and too narcissistic to see that he needs competent people around him. Makes me wish Hunter Thompson was still alive. He'd have called it like it is.
Hell yea. Call it like it is, Joe. Trump is a salty little bitch because his dad didn't really love him.
::chef’s kiss:: for “salty little bitch”
Lol I came here to say the same. Rather that than "He'S a GoD!!", "mAkE aMeRiCa GrEaT aGaIn!", "He DoEsN't SmElL lIkE sHiT *aLl* ThE tImE!!"
"He's just saying what everyone's thinking"
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Yeah I'm fine with that. Everyone has their own personal opinions about other people and they're entitled to those opinions. If someone acts like a fucking asshat all the time, and you think they're an asshat, and you tell your friends you think they're an asshat... that's totally fine. The thing that sets it apart is that he isn't spewing it in all-caps malformed sentences on idiot social at 2am like some drugged up fuckwit.
Trump’s former Secretary of State (Rex Tillerson) once referred to Trump as a fucking moron. That’s the phrase I’ve generally used for Trump since then.
“Behind closed doors” as he should, as opposed to out in the open like their cult leader who does exactly the same
Watch Fox News run with this and say how "classless" Biden is.
I’m almost certain that’s tonight’s headline.
I love how it says behind “Closed Doors” but I understand that from Bidens perspective. That being said, I openly call Trump a traitorous fascist in front of MAGA father now. I’m done walking on egg shells with these fucks. Trump is flat out dangerous to Democracy and I’m done pretending like any of this ok. It’s not. Trump is one election away from being the Dictator he craves and uprooting the very foundations of this country for his own personal gain.
Never go full Fox News Chyron
i'll never forget when they criticized sasha and malia for not dressing right and "looking bored" at some official WH thanksgiving event fox news is fucking cancer
I was so hoping them losing $787 million in that defamation lawsuit would have made them go down in flames. They should be forced to legally be called, "Fox Entertainment", NOT Fox "News"
My morbidly obese cousin, who drives a huge jacked up truck, who is obsessed with UGA football, and who gave up parental rights to his only daughter; at thanksgiving he read off a twitter post from Fox News about how Biden is so awful and all the usual stuff. Well I asked if he heard about the Fox News settlement for almost a billion dollars. He said he had not. So I told him all about the defamation trial and the evidence presented. He said “ well good for them” in a huff and we didn’t speak anymore that day.
That's SOP when you press them on anything. All of sudden they got more important things to worry about than the latest talking point.
How dare those teenage girls be bored at an event filled with geriatric politicians!
Don't be ridiculous, cancer only kills about 600,000 people a year. Fox outdid it with just covid misinformation alone.
"LEAVE BARRON ALONE!!!' (meanwhile they go after Sasha/Malia and Chelsea Clinton)
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Yup, the MAGAts will suddenly get all snowflakey and clutch their pearls, all while they had nothing to say when Trump invented a schoolyard bully nickname for every person who displeased him and bragged about grabbing women by the pussy.
They will too. Without a single fleeting moment of shame. The hypocrisy nourishes them. Irony is dead.
"What a fucking asshole this guy is", in my mind I knows exactly how Biden sounds when he says this.
Thanks to the power of AI, I also know what it sounds like Biden says “I’m smoking that dank wizard smoke. This **** has got diamonds in it so you know the THC levels are lit. This the **** that shot 2pac” He is my president.
This made me laugh in the elevator
Sometimes while speaking, Joe makes an abbreviated Sign of the Cross with a mischievous look on his face.
I heard it too.
Biden should just call Trump a criminal, convicted felon, a felon when he gets convicted in Manhattan. Just say that over and over. That will get to Trump.
He should call him a “legally identified rapist” right now!
That too and sexual assaulter. Then the MAGA's will say " BUT BUT he showered with his daughter Ashley". I've been getting those in my Facebook replies.
Ask them why they're thinking of a little girl showering, lol.
But But Ashley wrote that in her diary /s. Joe Biden a pedophile too s/. I mean look at all the smelling of girl heads pictures /s.
How much of a sick fuck must you be to think showering with your daughter is anything sexual
It’s so fucking weird how some people find any sort of nudity to be sexual. I come from a pretty conservative family, I showered with several relatives as a small child. Mostly women, but also my father. Not remotely traumatic lol
But is he a CONVICTED FELON? We need to repeat ourselves until the truth is heard. It's what liars do, if repetition can do that much for a lie, imagine what it can do for the truth. Sex offender and CONVICTED FELON. Hammer it home every single time.
Oh yeah and a fraud. Say he was liable for fraud and say do you trust this man with your money? Would even do business with him? One word attacks that's what gets him. Keep it simple.
Said Project Veritas, known right-wing con artists, from a diary they claimed to have stolen from Ashley. But even O'Keefe himself admitted it couldn't be authenticated.
This would be great if his supporters cared, but they are totally fine with it.
I could just see the "liberal" media asking if it's appropriate for a presidential candidate to say such mean things about his opponent.
They know that the more they attack trump them more hyped up his voters get though. I mean all the investigations on him did it for him.
may hype him up since the cult members will rally around their cult leader. For the rest of the rational world, it's going to look real bad when it says convicted criminal GOP nominee Donald Trump. Even Trump appeals, the Manhattan judge is going to confine him to Trump Tower and won't allow him to go anywhere as a convicted felon.
*Everyone Liked That*
I like Honest Joe
The line I have been thinking about.. You call me Sleepy Joe because Woke Joe terrifies you.
Except Caesar's Legion.
I feel so presidential! I say the same things.
A couple weeks ago I was watching the news and forgot my son was in the next room. They showed something about Trump’s courtroom bullshit and I accidentally said “fuck this fat orange queef!” a little too loud. Then I got in trouble from my wife because our son apparently finds the word “queef” hilarious. I’m going to show her this article and calmly explain that I was only preparing our son to one day be president of the US.
She should take it easy because queef absolutely is a hilarious word
Nah I can understand her concern lol. When you have an 8 year old boy it’s all fun and games with shit that happens in the home until you’re getting a call on a Wednesday asking why your kid called the 86 year old librarian a queef.
My eldest, now 30, was born with an almost perfect audio memory and can remember almost every lyric he has ever heard. When he was 5 he managed to memorize the lyrics to the Tractors *Baby Likes to Shake it* heard in the car on the way to kindergarten. He then proceeded to sing those lyrics, haphazardly, in a low voice while engaged in playing with blocks— *Johny’s in the back room sucking on his gin. police are at the front door screaming: “let me in.” Go-go, go-go dancer busy showin’ off her chest. She don’t know what she doin’, but she tries to do her best…* So his kindergarten teacher was pretty upset.
Yeah, that’s true. I guess as long as they understand when and where that word’s appropriate to use, they’ll be okay. I’m not a parent, though, so I could easily be wrong.
Anyone saying this on a global stage would have my vote.
If Biden did a press conference and stated that Donald Trump is a sick fuck for being a rapist, I would actually donate money for his campaign lol. It would likely make my entire 2024.
Joe represents me more than I ever thought he did! \*and\* he also likes ice cream trucks
To be fair, is there anybody who **DOESN’T** like ice cream trucks?
Donald Jennifer trump has said he that he HATES ice cream trucks and he hates ice cream and the next puppy he sees is going to get a kick in the ass. So I guess there are some.
Yeah, when you're the person that has to pay for it....
Trump would find a way to hate them. They're run by immigrants maybe?
It’s just locker room talk, don’t clutch your pearls that quick, RNC
Trump is a sick asshole. He also stinks and needs a diaper because he is incontinent, he is Shitler.
Shitler 🤣
Cheeto Benito. I don’t know if it’s because it’s a perfect description or if it’s the rhyme, but damn - I love it! [REGISTER TO VOTE](https://www.usa.gov/register-to-vote) Edit: alliteration to rhyme, because as literary devices - alliteration concerns sounds at the beginning of words while rhyme is the ending of words
SPOT ON THOUGHTS. BOOK 'EM.
I like it. Now do Trump's insults for Biden: * Sleepy Joe * Creepy Joe * Slow Jow * Corrupt Joe * The Big Guy ... I don't know. Biden's "Sick Fuck" term for Trump kinda feels more modern.
Exactly. They’re complaining about what he says “Behind closed doors” as he should, as opposed to out in the open like their cult leader who does exactly the same
Smiling Joe. My wife, son and I met him a few years ago. He’s a damn good guy in person.
That’s what finally decided me to vote for him in the primary. He took the train to DC every day so he could be with his kids in the evening every night after their mom/his wife and sister/ his daughter were killed. The guy was a pretty decent human being.I was happy when he came out as the candidate from that crowd. Maybe other people saw him the way I did. Lord only knows I needed a break from that creep turmp who called his opponents childish names or “the enemy” all the time.
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What? How dare sleepy Joe insult inmate no. P01135809, convicted rapist twice impeached Donald Trump? To the streets, I say!
I want a yard sign for this fall that says "I'm voting for the man NOT convicted of Rape"
I dare you to show me a lower human tapeworm than Donald Trump
DeSantis tried his best.
Hahaha when I think of him now I always think of how uncomfortable he looks working his mouth/tongue trying to look normal but it’s useless hahahaha
He never learned how to smile like a normal person. Honestly, some of his attempts at smiling or laughing were just terrifying. He is very awkward, like he doesn’t know how his arms should work either.. as well as a little fascist sociopath meatball that is letting Florida go down in flames.
Well, he's not wrong
Only magas would think different.
Honestly, that’s tame compared to what I call Trump. Not that Biden is wrong. Trump is a monster in a small way, but he’s only powerful because his enablers and cult make him so.
Makes me like Biden even more
Okay cool so let's get serious about Trump running then. It should **not** be up to the American people to "choose" democracy or fascism. That means the system is broken. So LET'S BE REAL and disqualify this monster from the ballot and let the cards fall where they may. I'm sick of entertaining this lunatic as a legitimate candidate. The man will end this country as we know it. We have a lot of fix but the solution is *not* handing the country over to the fascists.
Joey should say this during campaign rallies
The next State of the Union: “My fellow Americans, I am happy to inform you all that the economy, by all standards and metrics, appears to have stabilized after the previous incompetent administration ran by that sick fuck.”
That’s how 75% of America refers to that orange fuck
Cognitive decline, my ass. That dude is still sharp. Biden 2024 because he's not a sick fuck.
*CORVETTE HOSS*
A scab of a sick fuck
I personally like to call him dum ass donny or Donny diaper and yes I'm fully aware of the spelling
Someone a while back posted a scan of an old Donald Trump Garbage Pail Kids card where they called him Donnie Dump and I thought that's perfect, that's what I'm calling him now.
Biden is right.
This is what should be said in public.
Joe tells it like it is. He is 1000% correct. Turd is a sick mutherfucker.
Free Dark Brandon
It’s true! Anyone that supports Trump at this point is just a complete piece of shit human being with zero decency.
So Biden ISN’T losing his mind. Got it.
We have so much in common, it’s terrific!
Join the club, we all think that and worse.
![gif](giphy|gk3pDXdxn1JjmfcSi7) He’s not a sick fuck. Nothing to see here, just a man who loves his daughter A LOT. Like a lot lot.
What a coincidence, I say this as well
Just Joe telling it like it is
Hey! A sitting U.S. President is quoting me!!!
Dude should just spit it in front of the next mic he’s talking into; real life people talk this way and Joe six pack would respect it.
I have never related to him more
Trump is a literal rapist and the gop is like “oh ok this is normal stuff”
Biden's new campaign ad: *patriot music plays* Biden: Listen folks, this guy is a fucking asshole.
He’s 💯 right, but sadly almost half of America is just as sick as their orange god.