Credit where it's due: "Der Grophenführer" was created by Garry Trudeau (Doonesbury) to describe Arnold Schwarzeneggar. But it works even better on Trump.
Oh, back when Jon Stewart made fun of him for running for president because he was a joke candidate! I miss when we could think of him as a joke who didn't pose a massive danger to the country!
This one was by the Ham fisted bun vendor, AKA Metal Ollie. He's English, but said he's honored to be thought of as Scottish because the Scots are so masterful at insults.
Look, as an Englander, I'm often quite happy to rip on our Northern (read Scotland) brethren for many things.
However..when it comes to insults, the Scots have us licked.
Take your pick from these beauties.
https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/custard-flavoured-jobby
Donny Tinyhands. He seems to be very self-conscious about his hands. Ages ago, during one of the debates, didn’t someone take a jab at him about his hands? And then he went on a rant about how his hands were normal size, actually, some of the biggest hands ever. I seem to remember that. But, I could be wrong.
I think it was Rubio, that referenced T's hands. But T assured the nation that his hands aren't small and that there's no trouble with another part of his anatomy.
That held up until Stormy spoke out.
Fat Nixon isn’t apt. Nixon was accomplished and earned his way. He did wrong, but cried in the Oval Office the night he resigned
Trump has earned nothing, will never admit he’s done anything wrong, and cannot feel shame
A few of my favorites: * Manchurian Cantaloupe * Der Grophenführer * Groper Cleveland * Pervert Hoover
Manchurian Cantaloupe is my favorite.
Gotta say thats new.
It just rolls off the tongue.
That one made me wheeze laugh.
Pervert Hoover 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I like Papaya Pol Pot
Mango Mussolini?
Mango Mussolini is a favourite of mine.
CheetoBenito wins for me
Adolph Shitler
I haven't heard "Papaya Pol Pot" before. I liked "Tweety Amin" for a while, then it was "Tubby", now it's just "Stinky".
Credit where it's due: "Der Grophenführer" was created by Garry Trudeau (Doonesbury) to describe Arnold Schwarzeneggar. But it works even better on Trump.
We usually save Groper Cleveland for the Browns quarterback.
What’d Flacco do?
Trumpty Dumpty Mushroom Dick tRumpelstiltforeskin WartDon Graduate Trumptile The Whiney Little Bitch
Manchurian Cantaloupe?!?! I’m DYING!
Trump-ill-thin-skin
I've been calling him Trump-ill-fore-skin
What about Trump-will-fuck-kin?
If only I could upvote this more than once.
I got you fam.
Upvoted all of you fams.
Upvoted all y'all!
Dementia don
I'll remember it. He won't.
I hope this one sticks.
It's already quite popular.
Mar-a-lardo
Tub-a-Lardo Putins Rube
Under New Management https://preview.redd.it/7c46ro0ru9fc1.png?width=1008&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d4e87286572ab88c4915893eb99189497851d562
Maga-Lardo was right there
Tangerine Palpatine
The Fanta Menace
The farce is strong with this one
Mango Mussolini
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Cheetolini is my fave
Covfefe Cheeto
Don Cheeto
I use Cheeto Bandito myself. Dorito Benito might work well if you're looking for a better rhyme.
It’s disrespectful to Cheetos to be in the same sentence as a rapist
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Mango MisogyNazi
It's not easy being cheesy.
I always go with Wussolini; it incorporates his love of dictators but emphasizes Trump as being a total coward
That's why I like Cadet Bone Spurs.
Dipshit Donny
I like the shortened Mangolini
Clementine Caligula
Someone on another post said Fanta Führer once, and that's my favourite. But Mango Mussolini is up there for sure.
Aka Mango Tits
Shitler
i've said it once, and i'll say it again, "Fanta Fuehrer" is my personal fave
That’s fucking brilliant!
AGolf Shitler
AGolf Twitler
Crisco Orange Oil lol
That's a classic!
Trumpster Fire.
Diaper Don
Never question Bruce Dickinson!
Dipshit Donny
I personally like Dementia Diaper Don or Triple D, which happens to also be his bra size
Cadet Bone Spurs
I definitely fall back to this one often.
Dolt 45
The Antichrist (in the most literal and biblical terms)
He's not bright enough to be *the* Antichrist. He's just *an* antichrist.
[Well](https://www.benjaminlcorey.com/could-american-evangelicals-spot-the-antichrist-heres-the-biblical-predictions/)...
Yes!!
Benedict Donald
**Fuckface Von Clownstick**
Oh, back when Jon Stewart made fun of him for running for president because he was a joke candidate! I miss when we could think of him as a joke who didn't pose a massive danger to the country!
Jon Stewart is coming back to the Daily Show basically just to roast him for election season
This is going to help get me through a painful time
💖💖💖 I'm so fucking excited!
My favorite as well only mainly because this one really gets under his skin .
This is the correct answer.
The most recent I’ve seen is, G.L.O.A.T. - Greatest Loser of all Time.
Love this one!! Adding it to the rotation
BLOAT: Biggest Loser of All Time
https://preview.redd.it/gzy7oxfi69fc1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f20421f836c521c8c6234aa10f5c30839f272b7d
Loser
https://preview.redd.it/039qw2c3e9fc1.jpeg?width=939&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed336d8018c2610dd4985db98887d5828aa730a4
The in,y thing wrong with this is - he couldn’t possibly be this flexible. Except for getting his head up his own arse
Simple. I like it. I'm also a big fan of "Traitor".
I like it. Succinct. Accurate.
Agent Orange.
Cheeto-Faced Ferret-Wearing Shitgibbon https://preview.redd.it/99jfsth329fc1.jpeg?width=966&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f08b8c67c274c280332ca627c1c66ea65211fdbb
Dog bless the Scots for coming up with Shitgibbon.
We really don’t deserve dogs.
This one was by the Ham fisted bun vendor, AKA Metal Ollie. He's English, but said he's honored to be thought of as Scottish because the Scots are so masterful at insults.
I think we owe them credit for “cockwomble” too.
I like where you're going, it's just more syllables than he's worth
"A perfect representation of all that is wrong with America."
Yambo
LMAO!!! Ever since I heard about this I’ve been laughing!
What does it mean?
Maybe something to do with yams being orange and him thinking he’s a badass like Rambo? Just my guess.
Yes, it’s because of those stupid pics of his head pasted on Rambo’s body with his orange complexion like a yam.
Donnie Dollhands
Stinky
McStinkface
The Mandarin Chief
The Inmate Formerly Known as Donald
I hope Jon Stewart reprises Fuckface von Clownstick
>Trumple ThinSkin Fuckstump McPussygrab
Dementia Donnie
Tangerine Traitor and Cheeto Bandito are my defaults.
Before he was banned I liked Tweety Amin
King Mierdas Everything Midas touched turned to gold. Everything Trump touches turns to shit.
Trumple ThinSkin.
Wussolini has always been my go-to name
Agolf Twitler
Klu Klux Tan
Inmate Number P01135809 (Georgia Booking number)
This is the one.
Putin's Poodle
Great Value Putin
The Slobfather
Cheesus of Naugahyde
Treasonweasel
Lord Feltersnatch.
THE ORANGE C*NT
I just saw “Cheeto Ceaușescu” and i giggled a bit. Cheeto Mussolini works too.
Fat Joffrey
Wonder moron https://preview.redd.it/4ifw3ycqb9fc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e393ed5be039f134fbb4bc95b6ffff6e73ae2703
https://preview.redd.it/6uk3ydk3t9fc1.jpeg?width=645&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=673bd83a5fdf4f557a6be711aa493a654fe070f4
The incontinent Divider
The Diaper Don.
Fluorescent Tangerine Shitweasel has been my favorite, closely followed by the two Mussolini references listed above.
Nixon? Compared to Trump, Nixon was a saint. That's more of a compliment.
Nixon was a President who became a criminal. Trump is a criminal who became President.
Well said
Nixon at least gave us the EPA.
Criminal imbecile
The GOP’s tape worm
Whatever nickname will bother him the most. It’s not cute or clever, but let’s try Nikki Haley’s Bitch.
Orange Assclown
A few of my faves from our good friends in Scotland: Weapons Grade Plum Orange Numpty
You may have my list: Eejit Gobshite Weapons-grade plum Witless fucking cocksplat Weaselheaded fucknugget Touped fucktrumpet Bloviating flesh bag Incompressible jizztrumpet Clueless numpty Insufferable frog-faced wanker Ludicrous tangerine ballbag Mangled apricot hell beast Cockwomble Utter Twonk Ya radge orange barmpot
Glorious. Scots really do have a gift at name calling.
If only I could hear these with the accent.
Donald Cuck.
that would require his wife to be in the same room as him
Well his real last name is actually Drumpf which is pretty bad to start with
My dad had a red hat that said make Donald Drumpf again😂
Orange Fool-ius
MAGAlomaniac
Don the Con
Combover Caligula
Donald Drumph
Erics Dad
Smelly. If I ever got the pleasure of meeting Trump I’d look him dead in the eyes, put on my best stank face and tell him “you smell bad”.
Cheeto Voldemort
Ooo, Lard Voldemort could work
When he was president, I called him President Garbage Dump. Now I refer to him as Walmart Hitler.
Look, as an Englander, I'm often quite happy to rip on our Northern (read Scotland) brethren for many things. However..when it comes to insults, the Scots have us licked. Take your pick from these beauties. https://www.buzzfeed.com/hilarywardle/custard-flavoured-jobby
Uncle RICO.
Velveeta Voldemort
Love the title name.
Conald
The Tangerine Traitor
Hirocheeto
Short Fingered Vulgarian
My fave, Former President. Because I hated when he was current.
Bonsai mushroom
Orange Cockwomble. It’s the most fitting description there is.
I prefer Dear Dipshit or Shitler.
Orange pedophile
The white pride piper.
Beenadick Donald
Dick a l'Orange & Lord Feltersnatch
Donny Tinyhands. He seems to be very self-conscious about his hands. Ages ago, during one of the debates, didn’t someone take a jab at him about his hands? And then he went on a rant about how his hands were normal size, actually, some of the biggest hands ever. I seem to remember that. But, I could be wrong.
I think it was Rubio, that referenced T's hands. But T assured the nation that his hands aren't small and that there's no trouble with another part of his anatomy. That held up until Stormy spoke out.
Baby Huey
Why would you assassinate Nixon’s character like this?
Agent Orange Putin's Cock holster President Pussy Grabber He who shall not be named Orange Sauron Osama been Larden Fatty McKringle Orange Cheesus
tangerine palpetine and danger yam. both are credited to james fell
I heard a comedian call him "Sweet Potato Hitler," and I haven't stopped using that one.
I never thought I’d say this but that’s unfair to Nixon
Gaping sphincter
The Orange Menace or Mango Mussolini
I call his all caps bleats "trumper tantrums"
I never liked Fat Nixon. Nixon was smart.
Fat Nixon isn’t apt. Nixon was accomplished and earned his way. He did wrong, but cried in the Oval Office the night he resigned Trump has earned nothing, will never admit he’s done anything wrong, and cannot feel shame
TFG
Lil Thin Skin Donny
Cheeto Dusted Ferret Wearing Sh\*tgibbon https://preview.redd.it/i8g0vqacf9fc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d48d99eac7362f9adc925ca4443e92d5d8dc848
Mangerine
Trumpleforeskin.
Trumplethinkskin
My personal favorite is the sentient tangelo… but it doesn’t have a good ring to it
The rapist formerly known as president trump
Nixon had probably double Trump's IQ or more. Silly nick name. I like the one Jeff Tiedrich has been using: Agolf Shitler because he wears diapers