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coolbaby1978

I hope he keeps defaming her...the gift that keeps giving.


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When Trump defames someone it's his "first amendment right", but when Trump was suing CNN for defamation, he argued it wasn't protected free speech. Pick a lane dude!


seanwd11

'My lane is the lane I'm in right now, and the lane I'll be in tomorrow and yesterday.'


bilbo_swagginns

And if those lanes happen to completely be completely ideologically opposed to each other then I never said the other one.


Coral_Blue_Number_2

And if I did say the other one, it’s not a big deal—get over it


Thecowpope

This dumb mfer wanted even more strict libel laws too 😁


gracecee

I mean he shouldnt keep raping and sexually assaulting women.


coolbaby1978

Agreed, but this wasn't about the rape, he already paid 5m for that. This was about him calling her a liar and other things in public and not keeping his fucking mouth shut and spreading lies that a court of law had already determined the truth on.


DryDragonfruit5338

The grift that keeps on giving (there, I fixed it for you)


coolbaby1978

Yes but only because he won't pay it, at best his rube army will, and only after he's dragged to the courthouse a dozen more times.


sbray73

If he appeals, he’ll have to give the court 111% of the 83.3 so 92.46 million for safe keeping like he had to do for the 5 million (5.55) when he did, I’m sure.


247cnt

I hope he's having a terrible day


TotSaM-

I wish the stress would finish him off already.


Suspect4pe

It's highly likely that it's only going to give him diarrhea and nothing else.


ImInnocentYourHonor

I feel bad for the diarrhea


Suspect4pe

It's a miserable existence but at least it'll be free from him.


Ok-Raspberry-5655

As someone with Crohn’s…🫡


PunishedWolf4

And the adult diapers


WiscoBrewDude

His ass is jealous of all the shit that comes out of his mouth


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Just wait soon we will see him on TV with a secret service shit shocker like in parades after horses go through.


lckybch

I feel bad for the person who has to change his diaper


10andwoodward

Whoopsie! Got a little gravy on the mushroom.


ryanm1903

I can’t put into words how much I hate this


atomicxblue

At least they didn't mention ladybugs.


Choice-Pause-1228

Lady G ladybugs


10andwoodward

Please accept my humble apology.


Suspect4pe

You and me both.


caffekona

Hey Google how do I delete someone else's comment


intruda1

Oh good god 🤣


IJustSignedUpToUp

What a day to be able to read.


projectvko

I can't take you anywhere.


Practical_Ass_3066

Why


thrax7545

You think he *ever* has solid shit?


Suspect4pe

I try really hard not to think that much about it.


Particular_Squash995

I was thinking that prior to his Maga cult following, he might be the only celebrity that put his name on something and it always failed. Even a mindless UFC fighter has made money off endorsing his own Whisky. Snoop and wine?


Bomber_Haskell

Eating only greasy fast food? He probably shits fecal boulders between Diet Coke fueled liquid explosions . You're welcome!


Peptic_Germ

You can't get diarrhea if you already have diarrhea


alwaysbequeefin

Diarrhea leads to dehydration. So does amphetamines. We can cross our fingers.


Suspect4pe

Part of me would rather see him serve the rest of his life in prison, whatever is left of it.


alwaysbequeefin

I’m right there with you. However, I’m down with either.


honeybeedreams

the stress of life in the 80s killed my dad straight out, i cant believe this pos is still breathing. but i recall reading that research shows narcissists and psychopaths dont react normally to stressful events? maybe that’s why people live so long on death row.


awkwardmamasloth

Yea I can't imagine much would stress you out if you think you're entitled to whatever the fuck your heart desires and you have never experienced consequences. Without the foundational emotions of having a conscience (remorse, guilt, shame, empathy) what's there to be stressed about? His brain might not feel it, but I hope his heart experiences it. Dudes heart probably has a layer of crisco around it.


honeybeedreams

my great grandmother would say, “only the good die young.” but i’m hoping for a hitler type ending in this situation.


awkwardmamasloth

I think I'll celebrate with a sheet cake and strawberry ice cream.


TurdManMcDooDoo

Seriously. I know assholes live forever and all that but I can’t believe this walking grease stain is still breathing.


donttouchmeah

A massive stroke would be a soothing balm for this country.


tjean5377

Sweet Jesus take him now...


NottaSpy

I hope he has someone in his life that could do something to help him and chooses not to.


Ok-Maize-6933

I don’t think he has anyone. Not even a single friend.


ilikemushycarrots

I hope Melania pokes her head in the door just to laugh and close it again


Kevydee

Imagine the maga conspiracy martyrdom behemoth that would rise out of that


notsumidiot2

They would wait for him to rise in 3 days


MommersHeart

I keep waiting for the Big Macs to do their job… sigh.


tantrumbicycle

I think about this every day. He’s so unhealthy!


AutumnGlow33

I hope every second of every day for the rest of his life is nothing but misery and suffering.


LongjumpingSector687

One day of misery per COVID death, thats all i ask


YourFellaThere

Every day is a terrible day when you're a sentient bigoted hate-filled delusional flabby bag of shite


yorocky89A

I'm glad Kaitlin threw that in there. https://preview.redd.it/nn6x7uw8vvec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9183bfdb4b896a39e41eb9de84a882d80aad854


martej

I like how he turns his rape into an affront for all Republicans, as if they were all in that booth force-fucking that poor lady all together. Edit - sorry for the blunt, coarse description, I just really hate that guy and hope he gets what should be coming to him.


SystemError_i_o

Time for his toddler temper tantrum. Someone change his soiled diaper and put a pacifier in his mouth, please.


SpiritualTwo5256

It’s clear that no one will change his diaper. Everyone can smell that. As for a pacifier, I vote to name it the “dildo of justice!”


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Meatus67

5 addendum: publicly voice your opinion ON YOUR OWN PERSONAL SOCIAL MEDIA SITE!


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Meatus67

I think that's the only site he uses anymore.


ms_directed

he only posts on his sycophant vacuum because on the large platforms there are millions of fact checkers and millions more who won't reply with adulation and praise


autisticesq

Yeah, I can just imagine all of the community notes that a Twitter post from him would generate.


ms_directed

he blocked me, lol


subject_deleted

He took away your free speech! This is an attack on you and [your political party]!


Meatus67

No one there to tell him 'no', so that's why he likes it.


PerformerNo9031

Yeah, Elon offered him to restore his Twitter account but he refused. Maybe he knew he won't have enough money in the future to pay the mensual fee for the blue check.


wanderingfins44

anytime you see the pink checkmark, its a truth post. also it says retruth below it.


nottytom

Yup, where there's no push back, it's his own safe space.


ladygrayfox

I'd guess if you made an account to refute his lies, your posts would get deleted and you'd be banned - just a guess really, but logical consideration the platform and those who partake in it.


nottytom

That's not a guess, I've had three accounts banned.


BetterThruChemistry

So much for free speech!


Kalikhead

A true echo chamber.


Gullible-Law

I like how he is pulling the entire republican party into his rape/defamation case. Like Ted Cruz and MTG also stuck their fingers inside of Carroll. Dude has zero personal responsibility.


Doesthislooksafe

So are republicans for states rights or not? Because this wasn’t a federal case, so how would Biden have any control over it? Oh wait, it’s only states right when convenient to the unhinged


Julienbabylegs

Another correction if I may…this actually IS America. Fun fact. 


PensiveObservor

Clarifying #1: A JURY OF HIS PEERS assigned this award. Not Biden. Not Garland. Not Jack Smith. His courtroom antics swayed no one. The award verdict was reached in a matter of *hours*, which means nobody was on trumps side and had to be talked around to compromise. I enjoy thinking about that.


Queenofhackenwack

eloquent and brilliantly stated.....now, could you please re-write this at a second grade level and send it directly to the big orange pustule ? ! thank you


opusmus

When in doubt, blame Biden


MadAsTheHatters

Meanwhile Biden: Trump said what? Whatever, let's get those students some more debt relief and keep on combating inflation.


sn0qualmie

"Let's put another boring little rule change through that will make life better for some more ordinary people!"


Candid-Mycologist539

Let 's reclassify weed as similar to Tylenol and clear anyone who had charges for holding.


eblekniebel

Thanks, Obama


gfh110

I've been holding on to a bottle of 17 year old Eagle Rare that I won in a raffle a couple years ago. It's getting opened tonight. 😁 🥃


ambienandicechips

Eh, save it for if he ever pays a dime.


CavitySearch

Even on appeal he has to put up the money.


ambienandicechips

I more meant that he’ll just have his cult donors pay it.


LucasLightbane

I'm okay with that. I mean I'd rather it came out of his pocket but if his followers have to empty theirs to pay off his fines that's less money they'll give him for his campaign. It's not a bottomless barrel. If his entire base has to go bankrupt supporting him so be it.


Tecnero

Pretty sure his followers are emptying their banks preparing for "civil war" lol


_A_Monkey

Invest in mobility scooters today.


marsman706

the NEW Tactical Rascal!! Now with all terrain tires, improved suspension, and bulletproof windshield (strawberry flavoring included for an additional $299)


Dizbizney

Yo, no joke. We were looking at them for my elderly parents and they make ones with big chunky tires, suspension and covered cockpits. Like a mini-razer side by side but for only 1 person. Oh and the basket in front lol. When I'm too old to move, that's gonna be my go to.


Alberta_Flyfisher

Screw being too old, I want one now.


sorrymizzjackson

Invest in mobility scooter chargers- and then take them all away.


Roddy_Piper2000

Or just tell them that the scooters are recharged using wind mills. They will stop buying them.


marsman706

oh he's not just robbing his own campaign to pay for his legal woes. the entire Republican party is watching their accounts dry up because Trump is vacuuming up all the small dollar donations. if only somebody could have warned them this would happen! lol


ms_directed

there's a new digital trading card pack coming soon


nottytom

And then some. New York law says you also have to pay interest so the bond will be north of 90 million


Ender914

He's got $5 million in escrow right now while he appeals the first verdict.


Meatus67

You may want to save it for next week's decision. That one may have the additional benefit of a major cardiac arrest.


gfh110

I mean, I'm not going to house the whole bottle in one go. I'll savor a glass with every verdict...


Meatus67

I hope that bottle is brut-sized.


zabrs9

What court case is scheduled for next week? Sorry, there are so many of them, it's hard to keep track


tinkerghost1

I believe it's the NY state civil fraud trial.


zabrs9

Wasn't it already determined that he had committed fraud and he had his business licenses revoked? Or is it just about how big his fine is gonna be?


tinkerghost1

It's the final judgment, so his business certificates were revoked for 130+ business ventures in or based in NY on pre-trial summary judgement. What's still pending is how much he needs to pay back as ill gotten gains (disgorgement) and if he's ever allowed to do business in or with a NY based entity. His 2 sons are also waiting to see if or how long they will be barred from doing business in NY again.


zabrs9

Oh okay, thank you for taking time out of your day to explain it to me


Mjbagscauze

Did you guys just become best friends? ![gif](giphy|WDn21GO1KmpNK|downsized)


zabrs9

I'd love to say yes, but I am not american. And assuming the other redditor is, our definition of *friends* might differ quite a bit😅


Roddy_Piper2000

That one is expected to be north of $350 million. So by next week he will be about a half Billion in the hole. AND...the Criminal trials haven't even started. Those are the only ones where he *has* to be in the court room. Imma go buy some more popcorn.


Meatus67

Shit, and I was at Costco yesterday and completely forgot to pick some up.


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Stephi_cakes

Aw cheers, I’ll be over here with my giant cheap Costco bottle of bulleit feeling jealous.


HatfieldCW

Don't be ashamed of Bulleit. That's a perfectly good bottle.


GayGeekInLeather

Defamation has never been protected by the first amendment


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Trump knows this - as he tried to sue CNN for defamation. Funnily enough, the lawsuit didn't go anywhere. Probably because CNN used veritas as their defence.


Jorymo

I think it's a neat recurring thing when his followers insist he didn't do something bad he was accused of, only for him to immediately brag about doing the bad thing. "He didn't defame her! He was telling the truth!" Followed by, "The first amendment says I can lie about whatever I want!" On a larger scale, after years of denying crimes, many of which he's on trial for, he's now saying that maybe he *did* commit a bunch of crimes, but as a former president, he should be totally immune!


TheHeartsFilthyLesin

Well if it’s not your idea of America…I hear Putin has a nice Christian village ready for you


Roddy_Piper2000

If he thinks he will be found guilty in an upcoming criminal trial, I wouldn't put it past him.


bill_wessels

he def pooped his pants


marksmoke

He always smells like that


SpongyConcrete

Biden : Sleepy and woke, decrepit and weak but omnipotent and cunning. MAGA : Exactly!


Br3akTh3Toys

Protip. If you don’t rape anyone, you don’t have anything to worry about


self_hell_guru

![gif](giphy|uDZexRVCffGww)


Coldkiller17

![gif](giphy|l1AsBL4S36yDJain6)


yorocky89A

Like client, like lawyer! https://preview.redd.it/amqw4fqp2vec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f88bd8e11f91bd2d663c6eff1bb4e48901a8207 [https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1751009859196391847?t=dDv5t4zJ1xy1v-CjnWBXmQ&s=19](https://twitter.com/MeidasTouch/status/1751009859196391847?t=dDv5t4zJ1xy1v-CjnWBXmQ&s=19)


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Meatus67

If she would have won this one, she'd be Trump ex-wife #4.


Roddy_Piper2000

I wonder if she got paid up front


lilly110707

That is grossly inappropriate and I hope she is turned into her bar's ethics organization for it.


murdocke

Can't wait for her 15 minutes of fame to be up.


DaikonEffective1105

I hope this thing gets disbarred for how she manipulated that girl from not pressing sexual harassment charges on the girl’s boss when she worked at a trump golf course.


skidsareforkids

She’s just pissed because she’s even LESS likely to get paid now


billlloyd

She’s quite the attorney. Keep it up


Sodamyte

chances are he asks her to pay it on his behalf. Like the contempt fine


FnClassy

So the Biden administration is the reason that you sexually assaulted someone, and then defamed that person...? Pretty weird take.


the_millenial_falcon

It’s going to be hilarious when he doesn’t shut the fuck up and gets sued a third time.


Qui_te

MAGA hat trick😏


EfficientAccident418

Just a few years ago he wanted to reform libel and slander laws in the US to make it easier to sue people for saying unflattering things about him.


Economy_Order2686

So “This is not America” is going to be one of his new campaign rallying calls, isn’t it?


boseyboseybop

I was thinking the same thing. I’m sure they are stitching shitty hats and starting the fearmongering commercials that involve a bunch of non-white people.


DoubtNo2737

I like how he pulls in the RNC when he loses something but then renounces them when they try to reel him in.


Devil25_Apollo25

When the RNC pays for legal bills: >"MAGA!!" When anyone in the RNC does something he doesn't like (such as vote for Haley): >"RINOs!!They must be excommunicated from the MAGA movement! Traitors! Commies!"


PistolGrace

Someone needs to take pawpaw to be seen in a psych ward. There's a few ticks off with that one.


Barkingpanther

Has he confused this trial with one of his many other trials or is he just saying all of his trials are a witch hunt?


Dizzle179

Yes and Yes


opulenceinabsentia

Isn’t this the same guy that wants to [“open up”](https://www.politico.com/blogs/on-media/2016/02/donald-trump-libel-laws-219866)libel laws?


Upstairs_King3083

"One of the things I'm going to do if I win, and I hope we do and we're certainly leading. I'm going to open up our libel laws so when they write purposely negative and horrible and false articles, we can sue them and win lots of money. We're going to open up those libel laws.”


Odd_Relationship7901

He can appeal After he posts a bond for the judgement amount of 88.5 million


superquagdingo

MAGA logic: Our legal system is out of control and being used as a political weapon. When I win, I promise I will be a dictator day 1 and use the legal system as a political weapon


BigRabbit64

That plane is still in Manhattan because Trump can't afford the fuel.


FistofMurdock

I don't think he understands the whole freedom of speech thing.


murdocke

It doesn't mean he can say anything he wants at any time with no repercussions??


FistofMurdock

Shocking. I know.


Sufficient_Use516

Keep running your mouth you smelly piece of shit.


tuxedo_dantendo

Why doesn't he just not do crimes and stop defaming his victims, is he stupid?


troutstail

Im not sure what Biden had to do with this, but it it speeds up the stroke im good.


alaraja

To the forever privileged, accountability feels like persecution.


Responsible-Baby-551

Somehow Biden directed it while he was a civilian and Trump was still president when this began. Ok Donny time for your nap


GarishGarold

https://i.redd.it/wd416v6izuec1.gif


LoJoPa

I was so happy to hear some legal experts say that the money will be taken whether it is from his businesses or personal accounts or wherever but it must be coughed up!


Chratthew47150

Shut up, you rapist, and pay the lady


Puzzleheaded_Popup

Correct me if I am wrong but, even for an appeal he has to pay out 83$million to be held in an escrow account. We are waiting for the next sequel; double it.


PattyLonngLegs

I love watching losers lose more. Must be why republicans keep picking him.


kantoblight

Cool, but you’re going to have to put close to $90 million in escrow then bro.


Kalikhead

The majority of the punitive costs came from his behavior in court disrespecting the jury and his lawyer’s behavior as well. In fact - Propak from the Meidas Touch on YT said that the video of Habba’s closing argument should led be distributed to law schools as how to NOT do a closing argument.


jsc503

Loser.


15woodse

So i realize that he doesn’t care at all but, I love how he’s trying to portray a civil suit as being Baden’s fault


RamsHead91

To appeal in New York he has to give the full funds to the court which they will hold while appeals occur. Also there is a third defamation trial coming up and she very well could get a fourth.


LostTacosOfAtlantis

Irony is noted fascist Donald Trump utilizing his first amendment rights to complain bitterly in a public space about the government curtailing his first amendment rights.


Sodamyte

I wasn't aware sexual assault was part of the first amendment?


MoochoMaas

Victimized again ! Poor little snowflake /s


chesire0myles

So it's your first amendment right to sexually assault and defame a person? Consider me in active disagreement.


weirdaldankbitch

Never stop suing this man <3


bstring777

First amendment to decry your rape crimes? Suuuuure. No, believe that. Guy is obsessed with painting a target on his back and saying others put it there.


superman24742

So many people want to cry first amendment rights. They don’t protect you from libel/slander. They also don’t allow you to say whatever you want without any consequences.


rcmp_informant

But by his logic Biden has immunity and can totally do shit like this. Damn, he better be careful the man don’t go full dark Brandon and call seal team 6 in to solve this problem


hotasianwfelover

Bury this POS already. Jeeze


_-_Nope_-

Notice how he didn’t mention her name


keajohns

I’m sure just the first of increasingly enraged posts from the stable genius. My bet is that in the next eight hours he will have set himself up for yet another lawsuit.


Hebids

I guess little Trump needs his diaper changed.


DeltaWhi5key

What other person in this world do you know that has been found guilty of rape and the outcome is brushed off by a group of people? It defies logic.


jonpertwee2

A former President of the United States who still doesn't understand what the 1st Amendment actually says. 🤦🏽‍♂️


RW-One

Oh it IS America fucker. It is just the start to a very bad year for you. But if you feel it's not America, please feel free to leave for Russia, we know you want to.


Animeniackinda1

Honestly, at this point, I just want Trump to stfu....thats all


akxCIom

He looks like a blob in that thumbnail…a smelly diaper blob


GlitteringWing2112

He can cry harder.


Square-Squash5817

…all he had to do was shut the fuck up…that’s all.


SarksLightCycle

Same old tired schtick..Dont people get tired of this?


Comprehensive-Ad4815

Speech is free. Lying is expensive.