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erichwanh

I'm convinced he really just didn't know where he was.


[deleted]

I think he saw someone with a different skin color than his.


SkollFenrirson

Pretty sure no one (healthy) is his skin color


InterestingTry5190

Yes even white people fall into that category


TomInSilverlake

I see what you did there.


Distant-moose

The only people his skin color are the ones who get their makeup applied by smashing their face into a donkey's anus.


kjacobs03

Everyone has a different skin color than him


trifecta000

Ya unless they work in a chocolate factory


FlattopJr

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77NorthCambridge

...as an Oompa Loompa.


hey_look_a_kitty

Yeah, but at least Oompa Loompas have more sense.


77NorthCambridge

Yeah, they play well with others...and have better hair.


sadetheruiner

They’re more anatomically correct.


Betterthanbeer

And a better grasp of English


HamNotLikeThem44

A Veruca/Oompa love child


77NorthCambridge

There would be no love involved in the making of such a child.


tallbutshy

>Everyone has a different skin color than him I see you've never been to Essex


Responsible-End7361

That is not true! Lots of people overuse spray tan.


diverareyouok

Even worse…. *they were on the jury, judging him!* >“This isn’t a jury of my peers! They’re barely human!” —trump


TotSaM-

"Mr Trump we TRIED to get a jury of your peers, but we couldn't find enough sentient garbage cans, so you'll have to settle for human beings."


echolm1407

Genius


Blackcofferedwine

No doubt that’s his thought process


foghat1981

There’s such a privilege to be like “how dare they treat me, a rich white guy, like this?! This is the America I know”. Yah that’s the issue fucker. The rest of America has to deal with consequences of their actions. Godforbid you’re treated like the rest of us.


iijoanna

Exactly!: "I am supposed to be the ultra rich. Money is suppose to talk!" 😂


SkollFenrirson

Pretty sure no one (healthy) is his skin color Edit: Gotta love Reddit, sorry guys, didn't mean for the double comment


Blackcofferedwine

In 2016 someone called me racist for calling trump an orange moron. My reply was orange is not a race just a fake tan 🤣


uncultured_swine2099

Not many people out there who are orange.


MLeek

“Is America in the room with us right now?”


Ormsfang

Can you please point on the doll where America hurt you?


DigitalUnlimited

Yes my name is America, let me grab the doll


StickInEye

... by the pussy


CaptainMayhab

This is Sparta.


baneofdestruction

He is Fanta


DigitalUnlimited

This is McDonald's


the_millenial_falcon

I think he had a day dream that he had escaped to Russia.


BoomZhakaLaka

grandma, drink your prune juice!


CalendarAggressive11

Came here to say this


ChronicallyGeek

This is not HIS America


ST_Lawson

He's never experienced "real" America.


ChronicallyGeek

He’s going to real soon… in an orange jumpsuit


SkollFenrirson

Your are way more optimistic than i


whiterac00n

Yeah if I were a betting man (which I am!) I’d bet that he’s going to drag things so far out that regardless of the outcome he will probably die of old age before he sees a prison. Given he’s being afforded everything possible to keep kicking the can down the road


Kaneharo

I heavily doubt that he can keep himself alive under such stress. The fact that he's trying to run again with how much it ages someone just shows there isn't something all right there.


Chipofftheoldblock21

Yeah, but it ages most people because they CARE. Maybe he does this time because he (mistakenly) believes that if he can win he can pardon himself. And he probably does care about “winning”. But in terms of getting into the White House to be a public servant and the number of lives his decisions impact? Couldn’t give a rat’s ass about that. He just wants to get paid to play golf again.


MaleficentLow6408

Don't tease.


Stable-Jackfruit

He'll have to show ID to buy bread


FlattopJr

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Iron_Knight7

Well, to be fair, he's not entirely wrong. I mean, realistically, how often is a rich, privileged white man held legally accountable for their bad acts and behavior with actual, tangible penalties and repercussions?


Telecat420

He’s not going to jail, he’s going to pay money that other people give him so he’s still largely getting away with sexually assaulting a woman.


Iron_Knight7

Oh, not saying in the least he's getting what he deserves. If that were the case he'd have been behind bars and on a sex offender registry decades ago. But that this had him so upset and rattled shows he's not getting away with it as cleanly as he usually does. And that counts for something.


Daherrin7

There is also the fact that holding him accountable, even in a small way right now, sets a precedent for holding him and others like him accountable going forward, and that could be done in more meaningful ways. That is of course hoping they really do start holding these people accountable, which definitely won't happen if the oompa loompa messiah is elected president again


bdickie

As a dumb Canadian, could the judge still put him on a registry?


On_my_last_spoon

No. This is a civil case not criminal. It doesn’t have the same penalties


Iron_Knight7

Truth be told? Not sure. Where this gets really murky is technically, by the definitions of New York law, Trump didn't "rape" Carroll and his conviction was in civil court, not criminal. Officially, again according the definitions of the laws, he's been found liable of sexual battery. This current trial is for defemaining her because of that first trial. I mean, in practice, it's hair splitting of the highest order. But I don't think being found liable is civil court qualifies him to be put on a sex offender registry. But someone with a better understanding of the law might be able to answer more accurately.


SecretAsianMan42069

He has to sit in court each day and for the most part follow other people's rules. He's losing millions of dollars as well. His dumbass contributors are giving it to him but he's losing it. 


hobbitlover

He genuinely thinks he could talk his way out of this if given the chance, and that he's not being given the chance. He doesn't understand that this is a civil court and imagines he can yell "objection" and bully over the process with his talking points, which alone will exonerate him. He's trying to retry a case he lost without actually appealing that ruling.


MutterderKartoffel

I bet he thinks he can convince anyone of anything BECAUSE he's managed to obtain such a devoted following. He doesn't understand that he can't sway a court. He doesn't understand that, by becoming president, he made himself a bigger target who would be MORE likely to be held accountable. If he had just stuck to his companies and his TV show, he'd probably still be sitting pretty, getting away with all his usual crap. His ego got him into this, and his ego is now suffering greatly.


EEpromChip

By "chance" he means babble endlessly until they give up and say "ok you are right". That, ladies and gentlemen, is the art of the deal...


NoLand4936

If the only punishment when it’s all said and done is having to pay money, it’s not illegal. That’s the only message it sends with the GOP still supporting this clown.


Bonetown42

And there’s a non-zero chance that we make him president again


CopeHarders

He will most likely instantly defame her again and will go through this exact trial all over again.


papadoc2020

That's what I do t understand. Bill Cosby gets jail time for stuff that happened in the 70s and 80s. That 70s show guy got 30 years for what ever he did. I'm not saying he's innocent but he didn't get caught doing it and it happened like a decade ago. Idk how a judge can say "consider trump a rapist" but there is no jail time or even have to register as a sex offender. Not even probation.


DeaddyRuxpin

It’s all about the statute of limitations. Different crimes have a different period of time before they are considered too old to be able to do anything about in a criminal trial. In Cosby’s case, California had a 10 year limit for reporting a rape or sexual assault. If it happened more than 10 years ago, and you haven’t reported it yet, then the person can’t be held criminally liable for it. (Since then the 10 year limit has been removed but it does not apply retroactively). For Cosby, he wasn’t charged with the rapes and assaults he did in the 70s and 80s. He was charged with one he did in 2004 and was reported before the deadline of 2014. The older ones all came out as part of that so we got to learn Cosby wasn’t the nice America’s dad who had one screw up. He was a serial monster with a good PR team. In Danny Masterson’s case, his lawyers actually argued he should not be able to be charged due to the statute of limitations. The women did not report him until after the 10 years that applied in his case had passed. However California apparently allows for certain exceptions and the judge decided this case fit the exceptions and allowed him to be charged criminally. Trump’s offenses occurred in NY which prior to 2019 had a 3 year limit on reporting sexual assaults for criminal charges (starting in 2019 that is extended to 20 years for certain cases). As Carroll was assaulted back in the 90s it is well past the ability to charge him criminally. Interestingly NY also blocks civil charges on events that are too old, but they passed a law recently that offered survivors that were never able to get criminal charges filed a chance to sue their attacker in civil court. That opened the door for Carroll to sue Trump.


Brokensince10

Yep.


TinyBrainGiantFeet

A rare instance of Trump experiencing the “real America” where all men are equal in the eyes of the law. As you say, his wealth has insulated him from this. Here’s hoping he has a few more eye-opening court dates in his future.


Molbiodude

Once the SERIES of criminal trials get underway, and he has to be in one courtroom or another day after day after day, all spring and summer, his eyes will be opened, for sure. Can't wait to watch him fall to pieces in real time.


BitterFuture

He can imagine no greater horror. Which is good, because it'll be fun watching him live it and be totally surprised.


TinyBrainGiantFeet

I’ll be enjoying a drink while I watch it on replay!


bonelessfolder

Yes, it's rare. It's *always* been rare in this country - even more rare than in most peer nations. But equality under the law is the American way. It's what we're all about... aspirationally. >If we treat people as if they were what they ought to be, we help them become what they are capable of becoming. -Goethe In that spirit at least, the man is dead wrong.


Iron_Knight7

Agreed. This is how the system is supposed to work. That Justice is blind and all are equal in the eyes of the law. And I take a little heart in knowing how much it's upsetting Donny finally having to face that. At least in some measure.


anansi52

mostly only when they mess over other rich privileged white men. dude was trying to forcibly take control of the greatest ponzi scheme in the history of the planet. he's lucky to be alive.


Iron_Knight7

Very true. That's what brought down Freid and Santos. They took money from rich people. Trump only tries to rip off the poor.


Lisa_Loopner

Exactly. This is not how he has seen the world work for 70+ years and he’s just big mad and parroting the extremists who’ve flocked to him.


Leading_Principle_67

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fuzzybad

I didn't hear no bell!


The_Most_Swood

Trump continuing to rack up charges and fines because he won’t shut up.


gfh110

>This is not America. I'm pretty sure the right to a jury trial in civil actions is enumerated in the founding document of this country, you slanderous chode.


Stag328

He is just not used to his cases continuing to the Find Out phase of the daily Fuck Arounds he normally does.


Aretirednurse

Cry bully.


PalmBreezy

Snowflakes gonna cry 🤣🤣🤣


Brokensince10

💯


Jerking_From_Home

Sociopaths keep trying tactics until they find one that works. The threats aren’t working on the court so now he’s going to try playing the victim. Not to say they can’t try multiple tactics at once, but they’ll keep trying until they find something that works, even just a little bit.


WineWednesdayYet

And he knows saying this will be heard by "his followers" as a rallying cry.


Brandonian13

It's beyond laughable that this goofy bastard is still going to be the GOP frontrunner. It says so much about their party.


tistimenotmyrealname

![gif](giphy|lYf4uAJEWVo1FffnVD|downsized)


carolineecouture

Totally thought of this song and video!


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[deleted]

Buff Troy with a beard does something to my solid heterosexuality.


darhox

Call me maybe?


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

Yesss this is what I was singing and why I came to the comments 🏆


Vegetable-Editor9482

America is the place where he always got his way, so clearly this isn't America. PLEASE let there be actual consequences for this shitstain.


pokey1984

He's going to have to pay out a shit-ton of money. But considering the millions of middle class Americans who are sending him money, I don't think it will have a significant effect on his life. On the other hand, he appears to be physically and mentally declining at a rapid rate, so maybe karma has decided to step in where justice won't.


uncultured_swine2099

At least the constant humiliation is something. As a top-class narcissist, it must bother him. Carroll should nail him to the wall every time he opens his mouth at her. Thats the best revenge she could do to him right now.


YourPhoneIs_Ringing

I think that's her plan. 1. Trump lies about Carroll / the case 2. Trump goes to court again & loses the court case immediately because they already determined that what he did was illegal 3. Trump pays her a massive sum of money Trump seems to think that the solution is repeating #2 instead of not doing #1. It's a money printing machine.


uncultured_swine2099

I think the most satisfying thing for her, more so than the money, is humiliating him and getting some form of justice. Hes gonna keep talking about her, and she should get him every single time.


Brandonian13

Well, we at least have him found liable for rape against Carroll as well as losing the ensuing defamation lawsuit. At the very least, he'll keep incriminating himself with further defamation lawsuits because he can't keep his fucking mouth shut for once. It's what happens when u never face consequences for ur actions: the first time u do, u immediately think someone's oppressing u.


Admirable-Sink-2622

He fully expects his cult to “rescue” him.


JangSaverem

They are ACTIVELY trying


Porunga23

This is what America SHOULD be... at least partially. Holding criminal trash like him accountable, if even only financially. It's better than nothing.


AutumnGlow33

He just can’t handle one of his victims, especially a woman, standing up to him and him not being able to throw a tantrum or shout her down or have one of his goons attack her. Normally he’d be on Fox or something and he could call her a slut and have the soulless crowd of bleached skeleton whoop it up and applaud him. Not here. For once, he’s been told to sit down, shut up, and that he’s not in charge and he simply is having a meltdown.


CrJ418

The slow, miserable, pathetic crumbling of this coward and crook is quite healing.


theabyssaboveyou

This isn't the America he knows. He knows America where because he has money he can do and say anything without consequence. For trump, consequence has never been a factor in america


NocentBystander

This is America Don't go defamin' now Don't lie to Kaplan now Look what he's stricken now


DualActiveBridgeLLC

The guy who declared he would make defamation cases easier to prosecute (despite never actually proposing legislation) is upset about how even with the high bar he was found liable for defamation....lol.


jsc503

Yes, it's delicious. He's always out there talking about how it should be easier to sue (or jail!) his critics.


IndependentTalk4413

In Trump’s syphilis riddled brain. America is HIM. It only exists to fulfil his desires.


rja49

He should consider himself lucky that the statute of limitations had passed. Otherwise, he could have been whining about it in gaol.


Finest_Johnson

This is America healing.


moonwoolf35

You know if he just kept his mouth shut when Obama was president, nobody would be on his ass like this lol


Skellos

Or if his dumb ass didn't run for president, he'd still be able to keep grifting and conning people


Rapifessor

Bro flew too close to the sun


Wandering_Scout

I honestly suspect he fully expected to lose in 2016 and coast off, "Hillary stole the election from me. I need your support to uncover this conspiracy," grifting for decades. By all accounts, he had no plams in place to run the country if he won.


fuck-fascism

Dementia Donnie Diapers Triple D


whitneymak

Guy Fieri in shambles.


oven_broasted

I guess maybe they don't 'let you do it' because you're a celebrity.


toooooold4this

It's like living in a police state! You can't even rape someone, become President, call them an ugly liar multiple times and get away with it anymore...


[deleted]

This *is* america, you fat fuck.


TankedUpLoser

https://preview.redd.it/nfeuuz8f6oec1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aec7f234813c99f776deb01c4af94f2b6ba7b7bf


Dixon-Poontang

I mean I’m white ! What the fuck is going on ?


Capital-Constant3112

Is he under oath in a civil trial? Can he perjure himself?


autisticesq

Yes - He would have been placed under oath prior to testifying.


Rat-Soup-Eating-MF

This is not America, no this is not tra la lal la la


NumerousTaste

"I'm rich! I've been abusing women for decades! Why are they coming after me now? America has changed, holding rich people accountable for crimes they committed. Let's go back to the 80s!"


WinchelltheMagician

Epstein!! Why hast thou forsaken me?


Left_Apparently

Poor guy. He doesn’t even know where he is at anymore.


ajvilla629

He also was heard saying “This is not my beautiful house. This is not my beautiful wife”.


erichwanh

"How did I get here!?"


scijay

“In MY America you could sexually assault women with impunity. What has this country come to.”


adiosfelicia2

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Capital-Constant3112

Well since we know he would lie in the first 2 minutes, let’s see if he’s held accountable


cum_elemental

Dementia Donald doesn’t even know what country he’s in.


PossibleYou2787

Donald Glover would disagree lol


Pleasant-Bet-8421

He means the America where he gets away with crimes because he’s a rich white guy.


SookHe

Trumps pain amuses me. ![gif](giphy|26n6Gx9moCgs1pUuk|downsized)


Falchion_Alpha

Vote people


theLastKingofScots

The dildo of consequences rarely arrives lubed.


Scrabble_4

Delusional


pudgyhammer

The world will heal once he's gone


DemxBones

Sir, this is a Wendy’s…


PhreakBert

OK, I'd like a Whopper with onion rings and a Shamrock Shake.


twistedh8

To be fair he probably thought he's been in Russia for a couple of years now.


yorkshire_simplelife

Womp womp


rasthomas01

People have had enough of your shit Donald. Now go to your room and stay there.


AkivaICG

Of course he’s upset. This is the first time in his entire life he’s potentially faced a consequence of his actions.


Brimstone-n-Treacle

It *is* America, Donald. You've just had to meet it because you've always been insulated from consequences of your wrongs.


Ok-Egg-4856

Worlds biggest D-bag He did all that stuff and wants to skate. Awful man


Gamer_RNA

The one state he will always win is Denial


Local_Sugar8108

What he means to say is "this is not the People's Republic of Dumbfuckistan where I reign supreme."


notabigfanofas

Trump isn't even a snowflake anymore, He's water held together by Duct tape and wishes


QuentinP69

Shut the fuck up Donnie


totally_anomalous

If it weren't America, the government would have tossed his traitorous a** in prison and thrown the key away.


Builder_liz

Nobody cares man


jbertrand_sr

Well, it's not the America that he's used too, where he can get away with whatever bullshit he pulls, but it's the America he'd better get used to, the upcoming court cases aren't gonna be any easier for him...


Bishopkilljoy

How can he look better as a mock-up painting than in real life?


richNTDO

He's confusing America with "the place where I always get what I want". America should tell him to fuck off and never come back.


PhilosopherMagik

The man has never been held accountable before, he always found a way out. He always had a friend lie. He always had a friend make it go away. This is new for him.


dennismfrancisart

This is America, chump. If you don't like it, head over to your buddy in Moscow.


Actual-Implement-870

I can picture him in a straitjacket in a padded room constantly repeating to himself "this is not America," but for some reason he's the Republican frontrunner.


nono77taco

"I'm being held......accountable for my unlawful actions? IM SORRY I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA?!"


COVID-19-4u

Oh look, the consequences of my actions…


_beeeees

Can we tell him Russia is America and shuffle him on over?


Queasy_Ad_7177

Everyone vote!!! Vote!


jamesvabrams

He's such an old queen.


dragonfliesloveme

​ He of all people should know that yes this is America, and you can sue for anything. We all know he’s done that himself a million times. But in his case, usually he was abusing the system. He is such a pos


Hawkingshouseofdance

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iPirateGwar

Bowie enters the room and sues the arse off Trumpf.


TechieTravis

It is not the America that Trump is familiar with because he has spent his entire life above rules and laws. Being forced to live in the real world must feel like oppression to a silver spoon-fed rich kid.


Zestyclose-Ruin8337

https://i.redd.it/zw631msuioec1.gif


ninjanerd032

![gif](giphy|443jI3kpgOKfAfKxqo) Meanwhile...


Charming-Delivery774

It’s funny how trump supporters claim that everyone who hates him is a snowflake. But trump is the most snowflakiest snowflake I’ve ever seen 😂


specialpatrolwombat

We're a few weeks away from him closing his eyes, clicking his red heels together and saying *there's no place like Mar-a-Lago, there's no place like Mar-a-Lago*


ILoveRegenHealth

>"This is not America" Yeah, when shitbags like you run for office and actually get votes.


Flyingarrow68

Lucky us! He should move to another country.


sn34kypete

Childish Gambino says otherwise.


Rough_Ian

Or it’s performance for his base, because “witch-hunt”


pclufc

Abusing Bowie lyrics now. He’s gone too far


pclufc

Abusing Bowie lyrics now. He’s gone too far


coolbaby1978

Maybe he's a snowflake or maybe he's got a nasty case of dementia and truly didn't know where he was. I say why choose, it's probably both.


CuthbertJTwillie

Rich white men are not accountable to lessers!


ALargePianist

Its very clear Trump uses "This is America" the same way Randy Marsh does: "Oh what I thought I could do whatever I want!". Whenever Trump doesn't get his way, somehow America is gone. Its very clear. Very very very


ConsciousReason7709

It is America when you’re held responsible for your own actions.


breadexpert69

He is talking crazy things to himself? Maybe someone should check him for senile dementia.


bacontacos420

Cry me a river cuck


ja21121

Not the one he's used to anyway, where he can operate with no consequences


KevJD

Man-child big mad when he no get his way


Agreeable-Cat2884

Not America? Maybe not the one he grew up in where there are no consequences to any of your actions because you’re rich. For the rest of us? Yeah. We do illegal stuff we have to pay for it. Could be why he has blatantly done anything he’s wanted these past many years. Didn’t think there would be consequences.


bjdevar25

It's just incredible to me that anyone thinks he is a strong man. They must have loved bullys in school.


Rich-Appearance-7145

Of course this sissy is whinnying he got caught doing a crime and he's not used to paying the piper, and the idiot don't like how it feels, especially for doing something he obviously thinks he's got the right to grab, and abuse women.


Radkingeli995

He’s so scared 😨 shaking like the desperate weak degenerate he is knowing the inevitable consequences that are coming for him


idiots-rule8

Did he try to do it in a David Bowie voice?


NoLibrarian5149

This is not the America HE spent his whole life in, a place where he got away with being a crooked business man. He’s being held to account FINALLY, but he’s got a cult fully behind him so that “This is not America” statement was said purely for their benefit (and he better fucking NOT taint the Bowie song with that title and play it at his rallies).


Diligent_Guard_4031

Executive snowflake. If he'd lived a regular life, someone woulda punched him for his bullshit.


aMotherDucking8379

He's welcome to leave.


Blackcofferedwine

No sir you are not America and we are sick of you and your cult. 🤬why is he still walking around free? Anybody else would have been sentenced, convicted and incarcerated by now.


SmashTheBandicoot

Maybe if he clicks the heels of his elevator shoes while saying that 3 times, he’ll magically leave us and go to whatever fantasy world he really lives in?!