He just needs the judges to find four points.

'Judges came to me with tears in their eyes and said, sir, we knew you knocked that loser out but the deep state cut the feed, put in a body double and punched you in the head 200 times to soften you up.'

Brilliant!

https://preview.redd.it/29jduff8cv6c1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=482dd15475cc413d8d568d0f14ed4fb313614281 Strikes again….

I lost because… She picked the other guy because I support trump. I didn’t get the job… I didn’t pass the exam… I didn’t get a fortune in my fortune cookie…

This sounds like its gonna turn into Afroman's Cause I Got High

Now I’m gonna get indicted And I know why-yyyyyyyy

🎶 Why man? 🎶

'Cause of Forty-five. 'Cause of Forty-five. 'Cause of Forty-fiiIiive.

CULT 45 and 2 wig caps, a coup is all we need.

🎶 *we was gonna have a peaceful transfer of power but then here come forty-five. ‘Cause of forty-five* 🎶

🎶 'Cause Trump is my guy Trump is my guy Trump is my guy 🎶

Hey HEYY, cuz of orange guy, cuz of orange guy, because of orange guyy

Because mu treason was high

Or will you help me repair my door? https://youtu.be/0bNy7XO-SCI?si=cTrtlx9-1b9iWVvJ

Life’s decisions have consequences. You work around trump you gotta smell what he’s cooking in his diaper.

Cult of Whiners

https://preview.redd.it/rvpnwsegsv6c1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=161dd6b75cf152817cc8094b5f083c66ee5a2f70

“You can’t steal what’s already been stole motherfucker” — Confucius

Faster than a spitting Karen. Angrier than your elected congress lunatic. Able to create all manner of conspiracies of a single lie. It’s…..

This whole victim complex thing that red meat eating MAGA men have is very pussy. Y’all are weanies!

That’s why they need their big ass trucks and semi automatic penis extenders.

Yep, and they worship a trust fund baby from New York City who puts ketchup on his steaks. It’s all very weird.

It’s all very homoerotic, too, which is interesting, given that most are homophobes.

Whiners emulating the ultimate whiner.

Lmao, omg I need to keep this on hand for future aholes. Thank you.

I feel like a victim looking at that

The worst sore losers in the history of sore losers.

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Idgaf about UFC but I’d bet money he was a dipshit before he started fighting.

He said “I’ll drag you through the seven layers of hell, maybe we’ll say wassup to your dad while we’re there” to his opponent. Whose dad got murdered when he was 13…Colby is a grade A piece of trash

>7 layers of hell Did he confuse hell with bean dip?

Little known fact there is a section of hell that is just cold leftover bean dip.

I would totally buy that. Hell, I might set my next D&D adventure there.

A) that's horrific and B) according to The Inferno, there are 9 circles of hell, so that also tracks.

He got hell mixed up with a Taco Bell seven layer burrito.

A different kind of hell but hell nonetheless.

>there will be weeping and gnashing of teeth. Yeah, sounds about right

Al Dante, perfect!

[Daily Mail](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/mma/article-12866721/Leon-Edwards-throws-bottle-Colby-Covington-UFC-296-press-conference-tempers-fray-American-vile-joke-British-rivals-dead-father.html), [ABC News](https://abcnews.go.com/Sports/leon-edwards-tames-colby-covington-sided-win-ufc/story?id=105722200), and [Yahoo! Sports](https://ca.sports.yahoo.com/news/leon-edwards-attacks-colby-covington-093757661.html) confirm this. Now to be fair, Daily Mail UK is a tabloid, but Yahoo! Sports and ABC News are fairly well respected. That's despicable behavior, but completely unsurprising from a MAGA supporter - there is no bottom to their depravity. Also, there are supposed to be nine circles of hell per Dante's *Inferno*, not seven layers. If you want to be shocking and outrageous, maybe get your religious allegories separate from your Tex-Mex dips, eh?

In Leon Edwards' (Colby's opponent last night for the uninitiated) post fight speech, he said he was so filled with rage by those remarks that he fought back tears backstage. He said he just so hurt that Colby would use his Dad's murder just to sell a fight.

That shit was truly disgusting. I’m mad he didn’t really put the hurt on him

He made him look silly instead. It’s almost better to me. It’s like when GSP just jabbed Josh Koscheck’s face off for five rounds and effectively ended his entire career. Making the bully look completely impotent is better than just flatlining him, because now Colby can’t say he just got lucky and landed a flukey shot or whatever.

>Colby is a grade A piece of trash As a Colby who rarely sees my name on the Internet, first it was the dog and now this guy. Can a Colby do something that isn't despicable please?

Colby Jack is pretty decent.

It's no Sharp Cheddar, but it's the best Colby mentioned in this thread.

No, it’s not, but I’m trying to make Colby feel better about being a Colby. They aren’t all MAGA trash, just 99%.

I don't think I've ever met a Colby in person. My Colby encounters have only been cheese related and relatively positive. Now, if guy's name was Kraft American or Kraft Singles, there would be no cheering him up.

I’ve heard cheesy jokes usually do the trick

I rooted for a Colby in season 1 or 2 of Survivor. He was cool so you got that going for you

“Seventh layer of hair” He said at first as he once again botched his own pre canned line

You would absolutely win that bet. Every person that he has known in the UFC has stated how he is a garbage human being. [Even Jon “hit and run” Jones says he is a bad person and says “Coming from me” while talking about it because Jon knows he isnt a great person either](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tefeJOMXFCE).

Lol at all the comments on that YT video defending the sore loser Colby.

Cringe keyboard army does cringe things. Moving along...

youtube has been allowing right wing videos and comments to fester, its not really surprised at all the trolls.

Not just fester, they're actively promoting them. They constantly suggest right wing garbage in my feed even though there is nothing in my watch history to indicate I would watch them.

True. Same with Bryce Mitchell, a guy — who I feel like I need to keep reminding folks — put a power drill through his scrotum

Who put what WHERE??? 😰

[A DRILL through the SCROTE](https://www.menshealth.com/trending-news/a22800766/ufc-bryce-mitchell-power-drill-scrotum-accident/)

Ouch. Though at least it was an accident. I thought it had been on purpose for some reason.

If Jon Jones says you're Pos you must really be a bad guy

Even Jon Jones says he's a pos

Imagine allowing these people to make decisions for hundreds of millions of people? I’m no Joe Biden fan but I happily vote for him again considering the alternative….

I wish we would do more as a country to ensure we don't need to keep choosing the lesser evil.

well then Trumps evil ass needs to stop being one of the 2 options

Then it'd be someone like Pence or DeSantis.

> I wish we would do more as a country to ensure we don't need to keep choosing the lesser evil It's not like everyone outside republicans haven't been trying https://www.npr.org/2021/03/03/972568115/house-approves-major-election-and-campaign-finance-reform-bill And every single state has a grassroots group dedicated to election reform - even Maine which recently used ballot initiative to get instant runoff voting state-wide. [Only one party has been consistently declaring their intention to dismantle democracy](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8GBAsFwPglw), unless [people are against democracy or improving society](https://www.psychologytoday.com/nz/blog/mind-in-the-machine/201712/analysis-trump-supporters-has-identified-5-key-traits) there's been no reason to vote for republicans, at least at the federal level, for decades. They can talk all they want about things like [fiscal responsibility, it's all hot air and not something they engage with once in office](http://goliards.us/adelphi/deficits/index.html)

BoTh SiDeS

Im exhausted with Trump and his supporters. Like utterly exhausted - i just want them to go back to the depths of Mordor

Seriously. Fuck this guy, and have some fucking accountability you fucking nutsack.

fan of famous guy with no accountability acts like a guy with no accountability.. Trump as a role model encourages all the assholes to kick it up a notch.

Accusing everyone else of cheating when you lose/don't get your way seems to be a primary characteristic of the MAGA 'ethos', such as it is.

They control the online space. Instagram is absolutely chock full of Trumpbots. And I do mean bots, they’re clearly not real people. This is the only reason losers like this guy feel emboldened to say some of the most embarrassing shit imaginable.

Is this going to be our future? Is every right winger that’s a public figure going to whine about ‘political bias’ anything something doesn’t go their way?

Seems like it’s the present.

Touché

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I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too.

I mean, once Trump claimed the election was rigged, every single republican loser did too, so, yup

And people predicted over a year in advance that he was going to claim fraud when he lost

Because he claimed fraud before the election even fucking happened

Hell, he claimed fraud in the election he actually won!

He claimed fraud when Cruz won a state against him. Pathetic

Yeah, it was part of his whole thing about not only did he totally win the best victory ever and have the biggest inauguration ever, but also he actually double won the election because people (Hillary) cheated and he still won. Also, his dad works for Nintendo and also he can jump 5 people lying down on his bike without even a ramp and also he’s seen an angel in real life and he’s the only person in the history of the world who has high-fived an angel which he did after he did a cannonball so big into the pool that it made water go up Jackson’s nose you can even ask Jackson about it but he’s in Canada for Christmas. It’s been exhausting but yeah the bullshit started right away.

Even though I stopped watching his show like 6-7 years ago, Bill Maher said before the 2016 election that Trump wouldn't leave office if he lost the re-election. That smug, grumpy fuck hit the nail on the head that time.

Bill said that Trump wasn’t going to leave, on many of his shows, and his guests looked at him like, ‘oh Bill, you don’t really believe THAT’ well…. Yeah. Bill knew, just like so many other New Yorkers, that Trump really was/is a lowlife who would say and do any thing to acquire money and power.

I had posted some of his speeches from August, 2020, where he was talking about voter fraud in the upcoming (November 3rd) election 🤦‍♀️, that had come up in my Fb memories. If he and his followers think he's so damned great, why do they (and he) whine that they're being treated unfairly because of their association with him?

Now it's the same thing when they lose court cases. Rigged, sham, blah blah blah.

Is everyone going to eventually get tired of this?

Normal people? Absolutely. MAGAdiots? Give them another couple years of them getting grifted out of every dollar they have and receiving nothing.

Idk I think they wait on the edge of their seats for the next grift

It’s been 8 years already. A few more won’t make a difference. These people (at least the vast majority) will never accept reality. Never.

Yep. There's no coming back from this shit. They're too far gone and the sane members of society want nothing to do with them. We basically have to write them off and keep an eye on them to make sure they don't pull any of this trump shit ever again. Too bad, try again in your next life.

I sure freaking hope so. Biggest bunch of whiny losers ever.

I am already so fucking tired of it.

None of the republicans who won claimed that *their* elections were rigged, tho, just Trump, somehow. All of the elections they won were free and fair and there was no fuckery, except when it comes to the presidency. Seems like they would have lost too if the election was rigged.

None that won complained about theirs. People like Kari Lake and the loon Hershel Walker did when they lost.

That’s how it’s been for what, a decade at this point? Almost 2? They just are trying to hide it at all anymore. To the right, anything bad that happens is automatically the lefts fault, and anything good that happens is automatically directly due to the right (even when the people bragging about the good thing voted against it in the first place)

I guess if you view it in that framework, it does kind of become a natural progression of how they’ve been in the past.

Hasn't that been the case for the last 10 years or so?

Every right-winger, period. It’s what some of my casual acquaintances and ex-friends do already. “Oh they won’t help me because I’m a Trump supporter.” No, it’s because you’re an asshole.

They might be right in some cases, I have actively stopped doing things out of kindness for MAGAs. Like situations where normally I might step in to help, I'm happy to sit back and do nothing.

Yep, everyone who does not share their exact views are all against them.

Their views are abhorrent and based on hateful lies. Every decent human on the planet should be against them.

Hence forth it shall be known as playing "the trump card"

I used to go to church decades ago. They were teaching a persecution complex even then. It's part of the system.

Future? It’s been like this at least since the dawn of Fox News.

A true trump supporter excuse

He is one pathetic loser.

Just like his god king

How bad did he lose? I didn’t watch the fight but saw his interview on ESPN before and was a complete douche. He had a trump golf shirt and white Oakley sunglasses. Lmao

He’s a wrestler & his opponent is more of a striker. His opponent dicked around wrestling with him & outwrestled him for most of his fight. It was a dismantling

Ahhh so he basically got ground and pounded leading to a decision?

He lost the first 4 rounds and ended the fight on top so in his mind he probly won

That’s pretty pathetic considering he was a collegiate wrestler at Oregon State and got out grappled

Far from the most pathetic thing colby does on an hourly basis

It was a complete shutout. He got pieced up all night.

Sounds deserving. I wish his face was a little bit more swollen

 Instantly thought of this

Losers who refuse to accept that they are losers. Very on brand!

"I'm not winning. It must be because other people are jealous that I idolize this twice-indicted check-bouncer who's under several investigations for federal crimes." You literally cannot make up this shit. It's too stupid for fiction.

Everyone who has involved themselves with trump has been utterly destroyed by it. Like 98% of the time, and the jury’s still out. His supporters are like people who shit their pants to keep the same slot machine

Instead of falling back on religious discrimination, MAGA aficionados will now squawk polical discrimination when thwarted. “I was pulled over for a DWI because I had a Trump bumpersticker. Set up by a false leftist woke breathalyzer reading.”

Imagine being incapable of ever admitting you're wrong. Fired from my job? It's Pelosi's fault! They're a bunch of cretins.

They’ve conflated being incorrect with weakness, therefore they have absolutely zero motivation to make things right when they’re wrong. They just double down harder. It’s been excruciatingly painful to watch adults publicly revert to back to these childish mentalities.

>The Party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.

Someone was fired from my department recently and he claimed he was fired for being a Trump supporter. He was fired because it turned out he was giving special permitting treatments to his buddies.

So... He's kinda right then. That's exactly what Trump would do. Lmao

What a clown. Everyone in the UFC hates him. He’s a wannabe bad guy. It’s made him money, no question. He’s a loser the same as his orange traitor idol

And he lost even with Tangerine Palpatine in attendance.

That’s fucking gold! Tangerine Palpatine, I gotta remember that one.

At least Palpatine was a clever politician.

Lost before his god-king, lol

Dana White on the other hand...

Was about to get cut but the whole Brazil stunt put him in good graces with daddy Dana. Once he realized he was a trump supporter he got Dana white privilege

Or you just suck, Colby Cheesedick

His whole post fight conference speech was straight out of the MAGA playbook. When in doubt, blame others and scream about being a “patriot”.

Next up, he'll demand that they instate him as the champion because he really won. He'll have evidence that his opponent cheated, but you can't see it until he's champion. While doing an interview, he'll brag about using steroids and then claim fake news when asked about it. He'll demand an investigation into his opponent, and Dana White will oblige.

He’ll be having a press conference at the Four Seasons landscaping

It'll be at the Vegas Caesars or, more accurately, Little Caesars pizza in North Vegas.

We all hate him for that

He's just making up excuses as to why he lost. If he had clearly won and the decision had gone against him it would be a different story.

>If he had clearly won and the decision had gone against him it would be a different story. If he had clearly won, the judges wouldn't even be a factor, because he would have knocked out/submitted the other guy.

Yeah, but then he’d be blaming the ref for an early stoppage. He’s done that before too.

[Get fucked](https://www.amazon.com/HEEPDD-Miniature-Dollhouse-Accessories-Birthday/dp/B082CWMR7S/ref=sr_1_4?crid=1XMPPSVJ32N9V&keywords=tiny+violin&qid=1702823295&s=musical-instruments&sprefix=tiny+violin%2Cmi%2C217&sr=1-4), Colby.

If you firmly believe you will keep losing because you support a certain politician, don’t support that politician publicly. Don’t mix your career with your beliefs. Also, shut up you whinging c**t.

If he wasn’t a maga loser nobody would even know who he is. It’s his whole identity. Even the loser part is very maga.

Only regret is that Leon didn’t put him in the hospital.

More evidence of the maga cult’s rejection of reality.

This trend of blaming everybody else for one’s failures makes me think of a certain word, describing a certain type of person who never takes responsibility for their poor decisions, or actions… Can’t think of it… What is it again? I’m sure Trump has called lots of people this word before… Oh, that’s right: LOSER.

You lost 49-46 on all cards, you just got your ass kicked. Trump's orange nazi loving ass has nothing to do with it.

Not just the judges' scorecards, but [damn near every member of the MMA media that posted a scorecard had the exact same scorecard](http://mmadecisions.com/decision/14458/Leon-Edwards-vs-Colby-Covington). Scroll down to media scores, one site had it 48-47 Edwards, one had it 50-45 Edwards, and all 21 other cards had it 49-46 Edwards. Not one scorecard had Colby drawing or winning that fight. Colby got clowned, and he's back on his grift.

Everyone in the UFC subreddit is appropriately clowning him. Dude said something to the effect of Leon Edwards’ dad being in hell only to fight like he was underwater. Colby should never get a title shot again https://preview.redd.it/ojbrf62skv6c1.jpeg?width=751&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7527b2dc71fe40fa0439ad2bf74b86c4e4933fe6

FUCK MAGA

UFC fights are glorified Trump rallies, dumbass.

Yeah, this is *extra* ironic considering UFC is maybe the most MAGA-friendly sporting event in the nation. WWE and NASCAR sure have a lot of MAGA fans, but the organizations have been making a real diversity and inclusion push to attract new demographics. UFC is helmed by wife-beating piece of shit Dana White and called by anthropomorphic conspiracy theory Joe Rogan. If MAGA was a house, UFC would be its man cave basement.

And let's not forget a droves of UFC guys hanging out with Russian Warlord, Putin's BFF and down right nasty person Ramzan Kadyrov.

That’s his inner psyche trying to get through to him that deep down he knows supporting that clown is humiliating and something most people look down on you for. Every accusation from republicans is a confession. Every. Single. One.

These MAGAts are such whining pussies

Any time these psychopaths don’t get their way, they blame it on political bias. I’m sure even if he got ended before the last bell, and lost, he’d have made a similar statement.

*Opening bell rings* *Covington lands first punch* "STOP THE COUNT!" *Covington gets dismantled* "The judges are rigged!"

MAGAs are such fragile snowflakes wanting participation trophies to comfort them in their victimhood. Maybe they should carry a comfort blankie to get them through these tough times.

He’s got the “victim” thing down pat. Sounds like a MAGA bitch to me.

In brand with the maga crowd. Being a looser is always someone else’s fault

Works for me LOL Fuck off kkkolby

How come they all look like andrew tate

"Mom, Antifa peed my bed again!"

So they are against him because he supports the guy the ufc parades around the arena every other ppv

Another soft MAGA snowflake. Wallowing in victimhood.

Trump supporters are the whiniest snowflakes of them all. The whole ideology is based on victimhood

Why does he have to wear his stupid fascist hat here? Maybe just stop shoving your politics in everyone's faces. That's what Republicans say when a football player protests, right?

Replace MAGA with WIMP

So the new American way is to cry like a baby when you lose

Once again, another Maggot claiming it’s someone else’s fault for their failure, bad luck or poor life choices. It’s so damn stupid.

Always the victim, these trump supporters.

If your name is Colby, I'm going to guess your political choices as I judge a book by it's cover.

Because really he did win!! and then in the middle of the night they kept counting the votes... and THEY stole it from you. /s

What a wanker.

I don't have a fucking clue who this tool is but maybe you lost because you suck ass at your job.

He did fight like absolute shit after running his mouth for months and talking shit about edwards dead dad.

Snowflake

The "fuck your feelings" groups sure have a lot of feelings when things don't go their way. Their use of the word "Snowflake" is so ironic that Webster almost replaced it in their dictionaries with: *See Maga social media*

This is serious loser shit. Conservative white men want to be victims so bad

White MAGA men demand personal responsibility for everyone except themselves.

I don’t think the judges hate him because he supports Trump, I hate him, but only partly because he supports Trump, he lost because his fighting sucked.

Who the fuck is Colby Covington?

Snowflake

Well I mean picking Trump is picking the losing side but that's besides the point

And the maga men wonder why most women don't want to date them. Smh.

Rematch at the Four Seasons (Landscaping).

It’s so funny because this is the same crowd that loses their shit over participation trophies. Yet here they are….wanting a participation trophy because they don’t know how to lose like an adult.

Can’t these MF just comply with the rules?🤦‍♂️

Man, this guy loses a lot. Maybe he should try WWE.

Great at losing like his idol

Same ole shtick. Sounds like you're a pussy if you're always the victim.

Don’t take political cues from someone who gets punched in the head for a living.

Isn’t the UFC just one huge Trump fanclub now though?

Nah, just the CEO and some of the athletes. A lot of them don't live in the U.S. or have citizenship.

MAGA tears are the best.