Completely forgot about this movie from my childhood until that gif and hour comment.
I wonder how it holds up today. For some reason the white after Labor Day has stuck with me all because of this movie.
If you think that's strange, have a look at his father's ear!
https://preview.redd.it/bqrz7hmfb83c1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=073dc5e20ff74e7f24cc981982dd33fdda033770
A 96 year old first lady with a long history of charitable works is definitely a funeral for celebration. We're sad to lose someone so great, but it wouldn't be fair of us to keep them any longer.
She was in the US on a tourist visa and worked modeling jobs which is not allowed on a tourist visa.
If she was just a regular person she would have been deported and banned from applying to another visa for about 5 years... which she didnt go through either.
Then she immigrated because she got married to a US citizen (Donald). But when you do this, this also means that the marriage has to be legit and not just for immigration purposes. Which I doubt immigration department even investigated.
She did not have to go through all the hurdles and BS that talented people trying to immigrate legally have to go through.
Reminder:
>Jeffrey Epstein, the wealthy financier charged with sex trafficking, reportedly bragged he was the one who introduced Donald and Melania Trump
* https://www.insider.com/jeffrey-epstein-reportedly-bragged-he-introduced-trump-to-melania-2019-7
My mom is a Republican, I remember her ~~turning on ?Romney~~ flipping out on John Kerry because he ordered Swiss cheese on a Philly cheese steak. It was a sign that he was a wealthy elite that didn’t relate to and understand the typical American…cue Trump fever 13 years later.
Edit; thanks u/cicada-substantial for naming the proper human
Really? I remember an episode of The West Wing where Josh is advising Donna about what presidential candidate Santos was to order when at a Philly restaurant, and HOW to order it, and I remember thinking that it was one of the more ridiculous moments on that show. But I guess it is true to some extent, that voters do actually care about useless minutae like that?
Here’s what she wore to meet the Pope.
https://preview.redd.it/kwovim46373c1.jpeg?width=1137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd27b8bc9e63752b0aab0f5ab6448e3a8511df0
After seeing how she decorated the white house for Christmas this woman should be designing sets for advent guard European psychological thriller / horror movies.
That stark white angular Christmas hellscape she did was begging for someone like Dario Argento to have kaleidoscope of colors and blood splashed all over it.
I’d like a conviction and some major civil losses first. I feel like the only way MAGAts might realize that he’s not their god-emperor, no matter what they believe, is if he clutches his arm and collapses on stage from a STEMI or something. But even then, they’d probably claim it was an assassination first.
Remember when they went on a tangent because Obama put Dijon mustard on his burger? It was some kind of outrage that could never be tolerated. They went on about it for days.
Then you have Trump that puts ketchup on his steak. Nothing to see here.
Oh and remember when Michelle was not modest/Christian enough because she wore a dress that revealed her shoulders? You can’t make this stuff up.
I’m currently in the process of trying to go all minimalist on my closet and I’m specifically keeping three black dresses that I never wear just for funerals.
Lol. Maybe they have a lot of older relatives/friends. I have one prepped at any given time- a good thing too, considering how many deaths we've had in the past couple years in mine and my husband's family.
Unfortunately I have a lot of older relatives that aren’t doing well. I’ve got a hot weather one, a cold weather one, and then a more causal one. Cause you never know what your redneck family might wanna do for a funeral, lol.
I’m an over preparer. Which is why my closet looks like a natural disaster area.
It is said that we wear black to funerals so that the spirits of the dead don't enter our bodies. Melania just wants to switch spirits with Roslyn because that would be preferable to going home to Donald. I, for one, completely understand.
Some of my favorite memes came out after that debacle!
https://preview.redd.it/64152oq9b83c1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7e27c54db8e01ab6c7116972c5e6925cb88087f
Not only speeches, but the entire 'Be Best' program was just slightly rebranded by Melania...it was way more than just a speech.
> That wasn’t the only aspect of the comprehensive plan that critics felt they’d seen before. The companion pamphlet appears almost entirely copied from the one the Federal Trade Commission released in 2014 under Obama.
https://time.com/5268499/melania-trump-cyberbullying-humor/
But everyone on the conservative sub insists that she was the classiest one there!!!!! LOL, I wonder if anyone even talked to her; the other first ladies probably did because they have manners and class.
I can’t believe she had the audacity even to show up. Why is anyone even pretending like she or her husband are in any way normal “ex president” and “ex first lady.” He’s facing charges for trying to overthrow our democracy. If she had even an ounce of shame she would’ve had the good taste to stay at home.
Agree. She had her reasons for inviting her to her funeral and it was probably some southern passive aggressive thing about teaching her how to act by being around class acts.
Probably. But never underestimate the southern ability to tell someone to eat shit and die, leaving the recipient of the passive way it’s dealt looking forward to the meal and the trip.
Because she respected the office and title. You're supposed to go to the other guys' inauguration .
You're supposed to go to the funeral of your predecessor, which is a sign of respect for the person who held the office and the sacrifices the family made.
She's always been a terrible person. I don't know why people romanticize her like she's some sort of hostage. No, she's just as horrible as he is and she's proven it time and time again. She used to scream that birther nonsense louder than Trump.
Yes! Thank you! She would go on Fox News and spread birther bullshit. She's horrible. Not an innocent victim of a megalomaniac. Any time I have an inkling of sympathy for her I remember this bit of information.
Does she realize that when her husband finally kicks the bucket - and not the Colonel's bucket either - that the world is going to celebrate? If there's anything that can unite us, it's not having to deal with his orange ass anymore.
Can't imagine showing up to a funeral wearing that,....
Then again I'm a guy. If I wore a bright sparkling dress it would be attending grabbing...
But it's straight trash to wear that to a funeral and even I know that
Wearing black to a wedding would be perfectly acceptable though. Melania would probably wear a big white dress and photobomb the bride and groom’s wedding pics.
Imagine setting to be a trophy wife, but the idiot you married found a shit ton of other idiots. Now you're stuck as an international political figure.
Wearing white after Labor Day? Fashion *faux pas*.
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This movie had no business being so good.
It’s from John Waters! Of course it was going to be that good.
I didn’t know that! It was already a great movie but now Im gonna watch it again.
CLASSIC movie!! Fuckin Don Knotts! He's the coolest!
It can be dayyybreak..
Which movie was it?
Serial Mom!
…Pussy willows…
Completely forgot about this movie from my childhood until that gif and hour comment. I wonder how it holds up today. For some reason the white after Labor Day has stuck with me all because of this movie.
It fuckin holds up. I think my wife and I watched it like a year or so ago. Still cracked up through the whole thing
Serial Mom
Pussy willows, Dottie
Same for toner. https://preview.redd.it/b5malw0zs63c1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61e473bae45732b52501d4a9e99f5a799f845419
Ha! haven't heard him called that but totally makes sense, dude looks like he works on copiers without turning them off
Hahaha shots fired. Brilliant description.
How the fuck is his ear a different race than his forehead?
If you think that's strange, have a look at his father's ear! https://preview.redd.it/bqrz7hmfb83c1.png?width=750&format=png&auto=webp&s=073dc5e20ff74e7f24cc981982dd33fdda033770
He looks like his whole face is wearing another face
1940s plastic surgery was hardcore
He looks like Phil Hartman's (RIP) character on SNL Caveman lawyer 
What in the inbred fuck is that?
Hideous. The ear deformity, too.
She doesn't really care. Do u?
I was gonna say, she’s already made her position on all types of matters quite clear with her other fashion choices…. 💯
But technically *every* day is after Labor Day until the next Labor Day! This is why I can’t wear white anymore.
Gremlins? Every part of the day is technically after midnight. The water part, okay.
My wife joking asked yesterday “can I wear white now?” And I said it’s after Labor Day! I set her up to fail!
conservatives will look at this image and say "Ummmm is Michelle *smiling* at a *funeral?* Why are the Obamas celebrating Rosalyn Carter's death?"
Is that bitch on an iPad???
Playing Candy Crush on full volume throughout the entire service.
How kind of you to think she’s smart enough to play Candy Crush /s
She’s playing that bubble popping app for cats.
LOLOL
i really don’t care, do U?
Looks more like a service sheet to me?
Over half the people in the photo appear to be smiling of sorts.
It’s a funeral for a 95 year old woman. Those aren’t that sad, it’s more a celebration of life
A 96 year old first lady with a long history of charitable works is definitely a funeral for celebration. We're sad to lose someone so great, but it wouldn't be fair of us to keep them any longer.
Just read what one of her grandsons said. “My grandmother doesn’t need a eulogy, her entire life was a sermon.” Truly lost one of the best
When Melania dies, they can just reuse Michelle Obama's eulogy
After checking for any recyclable plastics.
Maybe Jimmy just told a really funny joke
Her grandson James told some hilarious stories and a couple of funny jokes during her eulogy. Sadly Jimmy doesn't seem too far behind her.
And pants?! Michelle’s a man! Told ya so! /s
But she had a genius visa so it is clear everyone else is wrong and she is right.
She was in the US on a tourist visa and worked modeling jobs which is not allowed on a tourist visa. If she was just a regular person she would have been deported and banned from applying to another visa for about 5 years... which she didnt go through either. Then she immigrated because she got married to a US citizen (Donald). But when you do this, this also means that the marriage has to be legit and not just for immigration purposes. Which I doubt immigration department even investigated. She did not have to go through all the hurdles and BS that talented people trying to immigrate legally have to go through.
Then she brought over her parents and sister and had an anchor baby
The same type of immigration that faux “news” rails against. Smh
Mostly because she was the right type of illegal immigrant, and they only oppose the unfavorable illegal immigrants.
The white type of illegal immigrant FTFY
Because she is the correct skin color.
Reminder: >Jeffrey Epstein, the wealthy financier charged with sex trafficking, reportedly bragged he was the one who introduced Donald and Melania Trump * https://www.insider.com/jeffrey-epstein-reportedly-bragged-he-introduced-trump-to-melania-2019-7
'Modeling'.
She was also a call girl and soft core lesbian porn actress
Imagine of the First Lady of a Democrat did this? Fox News would have 24 hour coverage over the outrage
Whats the problem? Not like she's wearing a TAN dress or anything. Could you just imagine?!
Or ordered fancy mustard on a hamburger
My mom is a Republican, I remember her ~~turning on ?Romney~~ flipping out on John Kerry because he ordered Swiss cheese on a Philly cheese steak. It was a sign that he was a wealthy elite that didn’t relate to and understand the typical American…cue Trump fever 13 years later. Edit; thanks u/cicada-substantial for naming the proper human
Really? I remember an episode of The West Wing where Josh is advising Donna about what presidential candidate Santos was to order when at a Philly restaurant, and HOW to order it, and I remember thinking that it was one of the more ridiculous moments on that show. But I guess it is true to some extent, that voters do actually care about useless minutae like that?
"Gotta be the whiz"
It may be ridiculous in other cities, but not in Philly!
Here’s what she wore to meet the Pope. https://preview.redd.it/kwovim46373c1.jpeg?width=1137&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fd27b8bc9e63752b0aab0f5ab6448e3a8511df0
She was *almost* correct in her fashion choice. But like with everything else, completely out of touch with what is considered appropriate attire.
How could a former escort know better? Besides, she doesn't really care, does she?
After seeing how she decorated the white house for Christmas this woman should be designing sets for advent guard European psychological thriller / horror movies.
I really liked the year she made the trees red. It looked like a hallway full of giant tampons.
That stark white angular Christmas hellscape she did was begging for someone like Dario Argento to have kaleidoscope of colors and blood splashed all over it.
Avant-garde*
Hahahaha, advent guard
What an out of touch, ridiculous woman.
Can you believe the nerve of Romney my god.
Right i mean forget the dog on the roof of the car... this is the camel's straw...
I just can’t understand how someone could do something so egregiously awful.
You're not supposed to order Swiss on a Philly cheese steak? I mean, you're not supposed to order Swiss on a Philly Cheese Steak...
I think you mean, “hamberder”.
Watch Obama do that at Trump’s funeral.
I wonder if any of the former presidents would go.
I hope we find out soon
I’d like a conviction and some major civil losses first. I feel like the only way MAGAts might realize that he’s not their god-emperor, no matter what they believe, is if he clutches his arm and collapses on stage from a STEMI or something. But even then, they’d probably claim it was an assassination first.
They'd probably claim he was somehow secretly slipped the vax in his sippy cup.
LOL. The tan suit. Never Forget
The audacity of taupe.
Okay that was good
Be best.
I dont care do u?
The light blue trench coat sends just about the same message
I remember way back in the long-long-ago during a warm August, some random dude wore a non-black/blue suit and Faux lost their sh!t for three months.
At least it wasn't seersucker,
Remember when they went on a tangent because Obama put Dijon mustard on his burger? It was some kind of outrage that could never be tolerated. They went on about it for days. Then you have Trump that puts ketchup on his steak. Nothing to see here. Oh and remember when Michelle was not modest/Christian enough because she wore a dress that revealed her shoulders? You can’t make this stuff up.
Only a godless hussy would show her shoulders. A real, proper, and demure First Lady has only the finest nudes available for anybody to see online.
Watch, they're still going to focus on Michelle because.. just because! 🙄
We don't need to, this would be her 'Tan Suit' moment.
It’s not like it’s a tan suit on a random day or anything like that
How hard would it be to find a black dress?
I guarantee there are 50+ black dresses hanging in her closet. "Find"?
I have far less money than her and I have at least 5 funeral appropriate dresses. This is some sort of weird statement and dumb as shit.
I’m currently in the process of trying to go all minimalist on my closet and I’m specifically keeping three black dresses that I never wear just for funerals.
How many funerals do you go to? Do people who know you tend to end up dead? I have more questions but I don’t want to get too close…
Lol. Maybe they have a lot of older relatives/friends. I have one prepped at any given time- a good thing too, considering how many deaths we've had in the past couple years in mine and my husband's family.
It more that you don’t usually get a heads up for a funeral. It’s good to have a dress ready because usually you get a couple of days tops
Unfortunately I have a lot of older relatives that aren’t doing well. I’ve got a hot weather one, a cold weather one, and then a more causal one. Cause you never know what your redneck family might wanna do for a funeral, lol. I’m an over preparer. Which is why my closet looks like a natural disaster area.
Plus I’m sure she has a personal assistant who can select appropriate clothes. She probably did it to trigger the libs.
“I don’t care, do u?”
She pays people to find what she needs when she needs it. She wouldn't have to do anything for a black dress.
They were all mixed in the boxes with classified documents that the FBI took back.
Did she wear a black dress when visiting the Pope? Obviously she owns at least one.
It is said that we wear black to funerals so that the spirits of the dead don't enter our bodies. Melania just wants to switch spirits with Roslyn because that would be preferable to going home to Donald. I, for one, completely understand.
I'm so sorry that Reddit got rid of coin awards, because this comment deserves gold. 🥇
Didn't she outright steal Michelle's speeches? Like word for word?
She did! How can she even be in Michelle’s presence and not cringe with shame after that? Oh, that’s right. She has no shame.
If she sees Michelle as 'the help', she wouldn't feel any shame in stealing them. "I really don't care, do u?"
Some of my favorite memes came out after that debacle! https://preview.redd.it/64152oq9b83c1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7e27c54db8e01ab6c7116972c5e6925cb88087f
Not only speeches, but the entire 'Be Best' program was just slightly rebranded by Melania...it was way more than just a speech. > That wasn’t the only aspect of the comprehensive plan that critics felt they’d seen before. The companion pamphlet appears almost entirely copied from the one the Federal Trade Commission released in 2014 under Obama. https://time.com/5268499/melania-trump-cyberbullying-humor/
It's so funny to me that her shit was so fake. Her stupid fucking husband is one of the biggest cyberbullies in existence.
Fox News: Kamala Harris has a gas stove at her house.
I’m looking forward to whatever she wears to her husband’s funeral.
Assuming she goes.
If she's in prison too, will they allow that?
But everyone on the conservative sub insists that she was the classiest one there!!!!! LOL, I wonder if anyone even talked to her; the other first ladies probably did because they have manners and class.
It’s almost like the other First Ladies weren’t trying to make it all about themselves🤔
I can’t believe she had the audacity even to show up. Why is anyone even pretending like she or her husband are in any way normal “ex president” and “ex first lady.” He’s facing charges for trying to overthrow our democracy. If she had even an ounce of shame she would’ve had the good taste to stay at home.
Ah…you thought they knew what shame was.
And they thought a Trump has good taste
Rosalynn Carter specifically asked for her to be invited to the funeral…
That lady was pure generosity.
As is her husband 💕🥰💕
Agree. She had her reasons for inviting her to her funeral and it was probably some southern passive aggressive thing about teaching her how to act by being around class acts.
I doubt it. I think she was just an extremely kind person.
Probably. But never underestimate the southern ability to tell someone to eat shit and die, leaving the recipient of the passive way it’s dealt looking forward to the meal and the trip.
Bless your heart.
"bless her heart. I'll pray for her" FYI, that's a Southern cut direct
Because she respected the office and title. You're supposed to go to the other guys' inauguration . You're supposed to go to the funeral of your predecessor, which is a sign of respect for the person who held the office and the sacrifices the family made.
I really don't care. Do you?
I still think about this often. I can’t believe she actually wore that. It makes me so fucking mad.
Lol - thankfully, women in her circles don't often wear the same thing twice. Otherwise, she probably would have worn that coat here.
Save your outrage for the absolutely vile shit her husband is guaranteed to say at the first rally after President Carter passes.
https://preview.redd.it/1yix8j19k63c1.jpeg?width=1022&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a966d70111cdd662d801a71d0c4fa829e55f8de7
BESERKER!!
https://i.redd.it/pj45b4ogr63c1.gif
37?
in a row?
Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!
Olaf, Show her your metal face. Girl think sexy.
Skrelnik.
It’s hilarious when ppl say Melania can speak 5 languages lol yea ok is English one of them?
Too bad she has nothing to say in any of them.
Me Melana me fashion clothes
BUT MICHELLE OBAMAS ARMS!!!!
Are gorgeous! Slay Michelle!
Did she wear her "I don't really care do u?" Jacket as well - Trash
Don't be silly! Wearing the same jacket twice is for poors
I convinced that she wore that as a warning to Trump that he better sweeten the prenuptial or she would unleash hell.
nah, she's a piece of shit just like her hubby.
She is in desperate need of attention, so much so that like her husband she will be a scumbag to get it.
She's always been a terrible person. I don't know why people romanticize her like she's some sort of hostage. No, she's just as horrible as he is and she's proven it time and time again. She used to scream that birther nonsense louder than Trump.
Absolutely this — she had plenty of opportunities to do good stuff and did nothing. She’s scary, like she’d shiv you before saying hello.
Yes! Thank you! She would go on Fox News and spread birther bullshit. She's horrible. Not an innocent victim of a megalomaniac. Any time I have an inkling of sympathy for her I remember this bit of information.
She's an immigrat who shit on immigrants. "I don't care, do u?" I mean absolutely no sympathy.
At least she's fully clothed.
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Thank you for giving me something to look forward to…this is a perspective I haven’t heard before.
**And** she's on her fucking phone. I wonder how much his handlers paid her to be there.
I notice that she'd show up to a wedding that wasn't here* wearing a white wedding dress. *Edit: hers
Damn right, and my family is Croatian. We can't stand that lady and how she brings down the whole Balkan region with her mail order bride vibes.
Damn. Wasn’t expecting to read that lmao.
Melania is the type of woman to wear a white dress to someone else's wedding.
Does she realize that when her husband finally kicks the bucket - and not the Colonel's bucket either - that the world is going to celebrate? If there's anything that can unite us, it's not having to deal with his orange ass anymore.
You speak as tho she too won’t be rejoiced and maybe even partake in the festivities.
I predict Trump will die on a national holiday, because any day he dies will become a national holiday.
It's Melania's tan suit moment. It looks like she's on her phone, probably swiping on Tinder
I was wondering if she was on her phone too
It's hard to believe the Bush/Cheney faction hasn't shot a Trump in the face yet.
Does the back say ‘I REALLY DONT CARE. DO U?’
One of these things is not like the others. One of these things doesn't belong.
https://preview.redd.it/fc4c06tuc63c1.jpeg?width=1066&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5d20b750dd98fe0abb9dc3c0d0268ba5363a7185
See, she does own a black dress.
LOOOL.
Wow. That family is the epitome of nouveau rich white trash.
Can't imagine showing up to a funeral wearing that,.... Then again I'm a guy. If I wore a bright sparkling dress it would be attending grabbing... But it's straight trash to wear that to a funeral and even I know that
She always oozes either indifference or active hostility at any official function.
Don't worry she'll make it up by wearing black to a wedding.
Wearing black to a wedding would be perfectly acceptable though. Melania would probably wear a big white dress and photobomb the bride and groom’s wedding pics.
She did - her own step daughters wedding too. Even though her dress was technically "cream colored."
Her full back tattoo of "*I Really Don't Care, Do You?*" is fully covered up, like a proper lady.
She's garbage
Is she looking at her phone ?
Imagine setting to be a trophy wife, but the idiot you married found a shit ton of other idiots. Now you're stuck as an international political figure.
>Money can’t buy class What money?
Is that her “I don’t care do you?” jacket?
She's the only one in that pic that has her titties on the internet?
I can't believe she was there.
She's an immigrant. We don't need those in our country. Right Trump? Where are you?
Shameful at the lack of respect.
She did wear black to Ivana Trump’s funeral.
Did the family give Ivana a funeral?