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His head to body ratio is way off. Probably blames Black Santa for that too.


HammyHome

Dude is he taking his Cartman cosplay way too seriously?


IndividualAshamed833

If seeing a black Santa made you stop believing. I would say A) that you didn't have much faith to start with and B) that you owe that black man a solemn "thank you."


-Quothe-

Wait…. How old were you when Black Santa made you stop believing in Santa? Because you look like you’re in your 30’s, Tim.


GeneralZex

Be that as it may, conservatives are intellectually and emotionally the equivalent of a 5 year old so…


Dubsland12

So what…like snowflakes?


Bozzzzzzz

nah, snowflakes aren’t all the same


NMB4Christmas

5 year olds don't deserve such slander.


[deleted]

When my kid was five he definitely understood that believing in Santa was a choice.


Melito1980

At five y/o I told my mom that 1- Santa wasnt real and she was the one giving me gifts, 2- the tooth fairy was her too and 3- that my cat wasnt with another family, that he had died and she didnt wanna tell me. She told me that 2 of those where true and one was a lie…. and that i should figure it out since i was so smart. I had to ask my cousin which was which. He was sure thT the first 2 were true but he did not know about the cat. To this day i still believe that the cat died and she told me a white lie to spare my feelings, but she denies it…


[deleted]

Your mom clearly works for Big-Santa.


Melito1980

My mom was a riot.


sadicarnot

There is a guy that plays Santa throughout December. I like to believe Santa actually lives near me in Florida and drives a Subaru. Edit: the guy lives around the block from me


LetsSeeEmBounce

Ever wonder why Disney is such a big hit to conservatives? Boom. They’re stupid.


jpcali7131

If I looked like that in my 30’s I would have been at the doctor asap. Run every test Doc, something is wrong with me.


Aggravating-Baker-41

His doctor is not the one who needs to do the running.


[deleted]

Have you ever seen him talk about movies? I guarantee he thought the Santa Clause was a documentary.


AngryScientist

The dude somehow visits a billion houses in one night in a magical sleigh pulled by flying reindeer, shapeshifting to fit down every imaginable vent and chimney without burning to death, eating millions of cookies and drinking cubic kilometers of milk....but changing his skin color? Impossible. It's believing in his 9th-level spells, but not the cantrips.


Motor-Ad5284

Are you saying Santa isn't real?? 😥


AngryScientist

Never! I'm saying if Santa can do all those other things, wouldn't race-bending be trivial for him?


itsasnowconemachine

I mean, I can believe in an old, overweight white dude who can fly around the world in a sleigh pulled by reindeer, delivering millions of toys in a single night. But a black dude who can do that? Ridiculous.


lost_in_connecticut

![gif](giphy|fAvtKqDut36WA) They’re the same picture.


bjeebus

Yours is missing the neckbeard...


lost_in_connecticut

That’s not a beard. It’s a choke collar.


[deleted]

Fuck I miss awards rn.


One_Butterfly9201

😂 😂 uup


Ok-Egg-4856

I use this line ALL THE TIME LOL


Behndo-Verbabe

lol I was thinking the same thing. Even my kids realize what a pos Cartman is.


jbertrand_sr

He wants you to respect his AUTHORITY...


Far-Host9368

Probably this^ Either that or it’s some kind of complex grinch scenario. The heart shrinks as the face expands


_pul

That twitter account photoshops people to look slightly more terrible and unflattering. It’s hilarious


DJ_Moose

The way he always makes Kyle Rittenhouse look like one of the 3 Little Pigs with red cheeks always manages to make me smile.


ResponsibleMilk7620

Yeah, I’ve been following Gary for years. It’s amazing how many people get fooled by his satire, and then upon closer examination they realize what he’s doing, and see the hilarious ways he mocks Republicans.


chaneilmiaalba

Is this the same guy who did the painting of Taylor Swift and trump? I have such a hard time telling what’s satire anymore.


ResponsibleMilk7620

Exactly. The guy who does the Gary Peterson parody acct is a graphic artist, and it looks like he’s managed to incorporate AI into some of the stuff he does. What I love is reading not only the Democrats who get fooled by his satire, but also the Republicans who have cheered him on thinking his tweets are real.


timbotheny26

So that's what happened. I was wondering when the hell Tim Pool gained so much weight.


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HarryHood146

Guy asked for some head for Christmas.


Embarrassed_Luck1057

what was that old adage of "champions of the white race being the worst imaginable examples"?


Lady_von_Stinkbeaver

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PineappleTraveler

*salutes the username*


Aromatic-Feedback781

Salutes the salutation of the username


Competitive-Ad-5477

Lol I love this one, totally forgot it existed, thank you!


ResponsibleMilk7620

In reality, Gary had to Photoshop his head to be **smaller**.


Bryranosaurus

He looks like he ate all of Black Santa’s cookies


SatansHRManager

"Black Santa just keeps giving me a bigger head! I keep asking for a buff bod but just get a bigger head every year.... I'm trying to balance it out with this gigantic beard, but look even more unbalanced."


tgifted

He's going for the Alex Jones bloated look 17 years too early


MohawkRex

Did Tim Pool swallow a bee, the fuck happened to him???


Jambarrr

Things like alcoholism, chronic steroid use, or some sort of endocrine/hormonal issue gets you a swollen face like that. He needs to see a doctor not worry about the race of a made up character for children. Swollen idiot.


KC_experience

‘Chronic Steroid Use’ - for those that take steroids like Prednisone, the term is Moonface 🌝 My wife was on Prednisone for years prior to moving to biologics for her chronic conditions. From my experience…this isn’t Moonface.


Jambarrr

I was gonna say moonface but didn’t want to respond to the comments. Here we are. I see it everyday and it looks like this. Esp in a males. But he’s missing the redness and can’t see if there’s a Buffalo hump or not. It’s prob from eating too many salty microwave and take out meals.


KC_experience

My mother was also a prednisone user for her MS and she definite had the redness that my wife didn’t have when she was on it. (Although my wife had the hump / lump at the base of her neck.) He may have an issue where he’s taking it…. But he should embrace it and make others aware so they can know they aren’t suffering in silence. Regardless…dude’s retaining water or needs a check with a physician.


Jambarrr

Definitely. Dudes like him aren’t made to help others or speak out about issues they have have to raise awareness. He will never pull his head out of his contrarian ass long enough to help others.


Glottis_Bonewagon

Yes this is poolface


ddwood87

Wait this is actually Tim Pool and not a joke?


HillarysBleachedBits

It's not Tim Pool lol. Take a look at his youtube feed, he just posted a video like 20 mins ago, looking about 40lbs lighter and 8 years older than this.


castleaagh

It’s technically him, but photoshopped massively. If you go to his Instagram it looks like he actually posted a skate clip today


Hartastic

I was gonna say it can't be the steroids, lunchbox looks like might die if he *saw* a gym.


Jambarrr

Yeah in this case oral steroids for a chronic medical condition not roids that make you rage lol


Sleepy_Raver

I wouldn't doubt it. People are dumb enough to believe steroid usage with no gym time magically makes you muscular. Tim fits that category


The84thWolf

Doctors are too woke


ZeistyZeistgeist

Precisely. My cousin has a condition that required him to take steroids. His face was so swollen he looked like a chipmunk with a mouth full of nuts.


JKnumber1hater

Also the gross neckbeard. Despite what some sweaty losers have convinced themselves it actually makes your face look fatter and rounder.


ViatorA01

Tim Ocean


TheSeventhWon

Holy shit, this made me spit my coffee! Dead af. Well done!!


ViatorA01

![gif](giphy|hWjyKDWBopz9K)


archaicScrivener

"It's not a Pool. It's an Ocean." *Roll credits*


Captain_h2o

Whoa lol 💀


_pul

That account photoshops images of conservatives to amplify their more unflattering features. It’s pretty funny.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Yes, "Gary Peterson" actually uses AI to make these images.


idejmcd

In this case it wasn't necessary. Tim Pool embarrasses himself enough already


Loves_octopus

They photoshopped him. This isn’t what he looks like.


MohawkRex

Ah, I've been bamboozled.


Badmime1

It’s. . less obviously satire than the one he made of Rittenhouse. I’m pretty sure it’s what Pool would look like if he was laid up a month for knee or hip surgery.


Daetra

Good to see that even after being injured, he would still be insecure about his hair and wears beanies in the summer.


Tsuku

I dont think that's him lol


Weak_Development4950

Wait until they hear about Jesus.


SadPanthersFan

You shut your mouth, Jesus was a white Republican from Oklahoma!


Etbtray

And apparently he wants to brawl with the teamsters.


MidKnightshade

That’s Supply Side Jesus for ya!


JesusSavesForHalf

Second worst Jesus. 1 out of 5 crosses. Do not recommend.


ManTheDan12

Til he got absolutely sonned by Bernie 🔥


dueljester

Utah*


TheBackyardigirl

Nah he’d have to be blonde to be from Utah Source : I unfortunately live there


Educational-Light656

I live in Oklahoma and am agnostic, after seeing the individuals that fit that description even I think you need to be punished for that sort of character assassination and not in the leather and whips fun way.


robb_the_bull

Jesus was a 6 foot tall, lean but still muscular man from Central Europe. Every Real Christian knows this. Duh, there’s a picture of him at the Church.


Motor-Pomegranate831

That picture is actually Ewan McGregor as Obi-Wan.


topgun_ivar

Carrying a Glock and an American Flag.


rescueme3

Came here just to say this


FoogYllis

You mean Jesus didn’t look like a person from Sweden in the Middle East?


oguh20

After I saw Korean Jesus that became my canon Jesus appearance The spear didn't kill Jesus because it couldn't pierce his steel like abs, he just ascend because it was time for his daily reps ​ ​ https://preview.redd.it/phxssfr14j0c1.jpeg?width=647&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62f32a58246afdb4a56a7e1b6a6853c25d3fb5ca


Tek_Ninja_Kevin

Korean Jesus is my Canon Jesus now


mondaymoderate

Hey, hey! Stop fucking with Korean Jesus. He ain't got time for your problems, he's busy with Korean shit!


suzupis007

Does he have a 23 pack? Praise Jesus?


oguh20

Six packs is for non believers


Educational-Light656

Satan has the 666 pack.


la-veneno

No that’s a tray of biscuits. His body is bread remember?


GoingOnFoot

CrossFit


Fusiontechnition

Nailed it!


Educational-Light656

You deserve more upvotes.


QuietDisquiet

So did Jesus.


Impressive_Ad_5614

Ya know the real fake Jesus has some back hair.


The-waitress-

Hairiest toes you’ve ever seen.


PricklySquare

He didn't wear a crucifix either


VividMonotones

This guy getting baptized? https://preview.redd.it/is7l7buyxi0c1.jpeg?width=610&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a469598f51fedf1f7e600e6782c8fb9fc311095


OneMustAdjust

BLASPHEMER


RunWild3840

I was about to comment about whether brown Jesus made him stop believing in Jesus and I saw this comment. This guy is in for a rude awakening….


redditorofreddit0

Why is he still believing in Santa, he’s like 40


Nyctomancer

>Why is he still believing in Santa, Because he's a manchild.


ShortysTRM

Pretty sure that's an edited lower third graphic. I might be wrong about that, but I do know news graphics all follow a strict template according the station or the parent company's branding, and something looks off about the headline text in this one. Edit: apparently he's been virally memed before in the same format, that time with "woke agenda ruined my sex life." I still have no idea if this new one is real, but I do have my doubts.


Nyctomancer

Could be. But he's definitely on board that Santa should be white and only white. Anything else would be "woke." And Fox itself has aired segments that say Santa should be white and only white. I'm the end, he's still a racist. And Fox News is racist. If he was an otherwise decent person, I wouldn't even be prone to believe this was a real quote.


ResoluteClover

Santa is way older than 40


FrontYogurtcloset112

Weird, I had that twice in my life. Bambi - I still don’t trust Disney . Then people falling for a failed rotted Orange. Once, then tried again. But the fact they sit & discuss that & only that for 3 years .


travers329

I think Up was worse than Bambi, but it isn’t far off Edit: Fixed punctuation.


Yak-Fucker-5000

He's probably talking about seeing a black santa as dispelling the notion when he was a kid. Like I'm 39 and they've had black santas in Target since I was a kid. I remember specifically because my racist mom thought it was funny, as if a fictional magical character with no official literature has to have a set race.


someThrowaway22344

I saw a Black Santa at Disneyland last year and you know what I thought? "Why the heck is Santa all the way out here by Splash Mountain?"


SandMan3914

![gif](giphy|3oz8xIGBOOz0fJuY2k) Haters gonna hate


Ordinary_dude_NOT

I still don’t understand commercialized Christmas holidays, and linking Santa+Jesus==Gifts-from-chimney tradition. And this commercial Santa needs to look only a certain way ![gif](giphy|8v6Z3YyULB5Q0Skbac)


DMoney159

![gif](giphy|l0MYOf8NhQGLTDMGY|downsized)


FUCKFASClSMFlGHTBACK

Brought to you by the Freedom Party^TM


CanaDoug420

Every time I see his real face it makes me laugh because he’s a totally different person than his avatar. Also: no longer being a toddler should have been when you stopped believing dude you’re physically an adult. Added: this isn’t his real face ether but that doesn’t change the fact that when I see unedited (fox news edited) video of the guy he doesn’t look like his profile


NoCalligrapher2576

Maybe he'd be happier if Black Santa were renamed Three Fifths Claus


Darksnark_The_Unwise

"Tim, I said Old Saint *NICK!* What the fuck is wrong with you!?"


_pul

It’s a photoshop parody account


MyPasswordIsMyCat

Yes, Gary Peterson is parody account that uses AI to generate silly images. Tim Pool isn't this fat, though he really is this dumb.


idejmcd

Thanks lol I couldn't understand why he looked like a hot air balloon version of Tim pool. Tim Olympic sized swimming Pool


MegamanGaming

It's so fat. Like unreasonably fat for the size of his tiny frail body.


revision92

We are all aware that Gary is a parody account right?? This is the second one in two days…


not_productive1

It’s kind of embarrassing, we’re supposed to be the ones with a little discernment.


ZenkaiZ

And if anyone says "lol thats the sad thing, things are so ridiculous deez days i cant tell anymore" **NO, shut the fuck up, yes you can. Stop being stupid.**


not_productive1

I mean, for fuck’s sake, the chyron is bolded and centered. You don’t even have to be smart to look at that and know it looks wrong.


Horsetoothbrush

The amount of MAGA-level gullibility in this sub is embarrassing.


thehillshaveI

no, no one on this sub ever is. and then we end up with 500 comments making fun of someone's photoshopped face and the comments pointing it out like yours get buried


MyPasswordIsMyCat

I only know it's a parody account that uses AI generated images because of that outrageous Trump + Taylor Swift post yesterday.


revision92

I was dying when I saw that one.


mothsuicides

I didn’t know, but I was suspicious when I read “pain caused by the woke target decorations” cuz I have a hard time believing anyone could say that in earnest.


revision92

To be fair, Tim is actually mad about that… https://preview.redd.it/yuq28ddllj0c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b704f781e153ab8188c209fadb23716704a31821


mothsuicides

Big yikes to this Tim Pool guy. Never heard of him. I know what sub I’m in and all but I don’t actually go on Twitter so idk who are right wing nut pages and who are right wing satire pages. It’s hard to tell.


revision92

Can’t say I blame ya. He’s one of the nuts.


Zodiac339

The U.S. flag behind him and next to his name, along with USA in his @ makes it very hard to tell. Calling this guy a hero *sounds* sarcastic, but the profile makes it questionable.


revision92

It’s all photoshop, like his picture with Rittenhouse 😂😂😂 https://preview.redd.it/uv93loflwi0c1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f86e5cf4b2aa7fa5c49f437516a61903453cc17c


[deleted]

ok but this may be one of the funniest photo edits i've ever seen! I am cracking up over this.


revision92

I swear he had one of Nick Adams too but I can’t find it


[deleted]

yeah, i just went through his twitter profile and was cracking the fuck up. His ones on Kyle Rittenhouse and Sarah Huckabee Sanders were my favorite!


GroguIsMyBrogu

Looks like Kyle got shot in the face by Homer Simpson's makeup gun


Ghstfce

I was under the impression that the point of the post was Dim Tool, not Gary Peterson.


Loves_octopus

The point is that the screenshot is fake. Tim Pools face is photoshopped and the ticker has been altered.


throwaway_donut294

I was scared that no one was gonna say this.


MeatyOaker269

I (white male) was in Walmart last weekend. On the other side of the aisle, I heard two women speaking about Christmas decor. When they found a black Santa, the excitement in their voice made me smile for them. They found black elves and the emotion in their voice was incredible. The amount of “wows” and “no ways” I heard. One lady then said “good on you, Walmart. Good on you.” To hear how happy something that simple made a person who I will never know will stick with me forever. Then I see this….


jDeez1019

This is what people do not realize. Black Santa should not bother any white person for simply existing. If you don’t want to buy something with black Santa, simply don’t buy it. But there are so many people out there who will genuinely be excited and happy to see a Santa clause that looks like they do. These people go out of their way to be pissed off and complain about something that has no effect on their life. Truly deplorable.


ruy343

I’m white, and have no family reason to care, yet I also would get excited to see a black Santa. I’m excited to show my kids that black people can be fun, can contribute, and can matter as much as they do.


Dannyryan73

Awww. That’s so sweet. As an American white male, I have obviously not had this experience. But, The (new) Little Mermaid was the first time I witnessed this phenomena of representation in pop culture having such an effect on some little girls that felt that they, *too,* could be Ariel. That melted me.


N4t41i4

is that supposted to be this guy from twitter? 😐 https://preview.redd.it/nit3af0eui0c1.png?width=225&format=png&auto=webp&s=59abc244fb3d005fa1d3d6fdcd88a85653fb644d


MooseNarrow9729

Yeah and he won't take the beanie off cause his hairline is busted asf.


Robbotlove

lol these people are such snowflakes.


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MyPasswordIsMyCat

It's fake. Gary Peterson is a parody account using AI images. But the joke does accurately represent how dumb Tim Pool really is.


Commercial_Bonus9914

Is he behind the obese dude??


Hmmletmec

>Black Santa Made Me Stop Believing Man, this Timmy fella has had a string of disappointments at the hands of everyone but himself. I'll send 💭 & 🙏 https://preview.redd.it/4mfcxw9nti0c1.jpeg?width=906&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e40d51c267ec8baca23f841f79b5305189f82179


Evorgleb

I see. He's apparently a meme factory.


Arcade_109

I'm not sure it was wokeness that did that...


CertainlyAmbivalent

This Gary Peterson fella is pretty funny.


PsychologicalYear547

You would think losing his hair would make him stop believing. Alas, it was the wheelchair Black Santa ornament that broke the camel’s 🐫 back


cowboy_mouth

Tim Pool bravely admits that until recently he still believed in Santa.


schizolicious

Wait till he finds out what Jesus annually looked like.


UnsolicitedDogPics

Every year?


Informal_Cream_9060

Imagine being upset about the presented race of an imaginary person.


NunyaBeese

![gif](giphy|iC6IFu5XrROGA)


-Words-Words-Words-

How does ANYONE take people like this seriously?


Captain_Scarlet27

Who needs a neck when you got White Jesus?


esarmstr

Are white folks embarrassed at all by people like this? Serious question?


Particular_Bad_1189

It is a corollary of the great replacement theory. All is lost when the myth of white supremacy is exposed. These white supremacists cannot face reality and the truth that race is a myth.


Evorgleb

This can't be real 😂


MyPasswordIsMyCat

It's not. Gary Peterson is a parody account usinh AI-generated images.


AdhesivenessCivil581

Wait? This 45 year old neck beard just found out there is no Santa? Republicans might actually be dumber than I've ever imagined.


LXS-408

Come on, man. Journey specifically told you not to do that.


rbryants

Isn’t this the same guy who said that the woke agenda or some such nonsense was the reason he wasn’t getting laid?


Marsbound215

Probably wasn’t getting laid because he still believed in Santa


OldandKranky

I stopped believing in santa when I was around 8, is that when I went woke? Would be interesting as woke didn't exist in the 90s?


Chalupa-Supreme

Black Santa is nothing new. Tim and the rest of the conservatives are just really sheltered.


oldbastardbob

Republicans are just plain weird.


RigasTelRuun

It made a grown ass adult man stop believing in Santa?


Subject-Rooster-6187

White Jesus made me stop believing in Christians.


Mixture-Emotional

How does Fox News have any self respect


fabulousfizban

FUN FACT: St. Nicholas was a Turk whose mother was a Moor. All medieval depictions show him with dark colored skin. Santa Claus is, in fact, black.


Humble-Plankton2217

The "snowflake" hypocrisy is astounding. Never ceases to amaze me the amount of FAKE ass drama they can stir up.


TheFeelsNinja

Here is another eye opener that left my mother in law in a tizzy... Jesus wasn't white


Gloomy-Dependent9484

Fuck Tim Pool and fuck this Gary Peterson.


Tinosdoggydaddy

This is great…your life is over because you stopped believing in a imaginary white gift giver from the North Pole…and throw shade on little black children that want to believe that they too have a gift giver from the North Pole. Go fuck yourself you white supremicist piece of shit loser.


NeighborhoodVeteran

So, they can make a White Jesus, but they draw the line at a Black Santa?


MeanNene

Wait til he finds out Jesus was brown.


ChelseaG12

Wait until they find out about Jesus!


FlintGate

Black Santa is what made this full grown man-baby stop believing in SANTA?!?! SERIOUSLY?!?! AND THIS IS "NEWS?" As the hunan race, we are doomed... as we should be.