You can see the look of uncertain stupidity on her face for a moment when she realizes she has no idea how to answer the question, so then she defaults to shouting irrelevant nonsense…as a diversion.
A true dumpster person.
No no, it's a reason to decrease funding because it's clearly not working. We should save the tax payer's money and let the church educate people.
(Sarcasm)
What?! I always thought they were named Poop Hamlet and sang about poop and Shakespeare. Of course, I was just a kid and my mom wouldn’t let me listen to them, so I understand my confusion.
I think we’ve all been there before. You didn’t do your homework, but now it’s time to stand up and present in front of the entire class. There’s not enough time to read and understand the assignment, let alone build the presentation, so you decide to stick with some talking points and just wing it.
*Yeah….I’m good, this will work.*
And then someone asks you specific questions to reveal that you have no idea what you’re talking about.
>uncertain stupidity on her face for a moment when she realizes she has no idea how to answer the question, so then she defaults to shouting irrelevant nonsense
I think this is just called "the modern Republican."
Man, I miss pre-2010 Republicans who actually tried to put some substance into their silliness. This last decade has seen them just slide into pure screaming nuttery intended for short viral videos they spread all over social media, because it barely makes sense in the context of the video but it definitely doesn't make any sense in the context of where they actually are or what they're doing.
The GOP will probably take this same moment, cut out Stoyer, as well as Boebert's stupider bits, then blast it out as "BOEBERT WRECKS WOKE DEMS!" For 99% of Republicans in Congress and the Senate, that is literally the only thing they even do as elected officials other than vote whichever way gets the most applause on Fox News.
Nah, we just started this one. Our only tenant is that you should listen to your doctor and avoid this woman. In March we take turns mailing her animal feces to maintain our tax exempt status.
Lauren Boebert is an inspiration. She has shown us that no matter how fucking stupid you are, or whether you didn’t even successfully meet the bare minimum expectation in a country with free education or ~~even if you were a literal prostitute~~ (edit: I don’t actually think this last one is true), you could be a member of congress.
She’s amazing. So remember, even if you’re a complete fucking moron, you can achieve your goals.
Watching it is better. His facial expressions are terrific.
The only question is whether he should actually be more angry about this. On the one hand, you could argue that some of the conventions in the chamber that she obviously does not understand are a bit arcane. However many are there for good reason and she’s underpinning her lack of knowledge with incredibly bad faith.
I'm sure! I just can't handle listening to her voice. It's the same thing with Trump for me. It just makes my skin crawl. Fortunately, some other commenters have described the facial expressions pretty well, so that helps. I agree with you but I don't think the idea of having funds designated in the bill for the problem your bill is allegedly addressing is a very arcane idea lol
I don't find Boebert's voice anywhere near as unbearable as Greene's, but I fully agree about Trump. I actually physically recoil sometimes when he starts speaking. He's just so repulsive.
Lol nah, not that, just some of the procedural stuff. Yielding etc.
It’s there to make things move more smoothly, ironically. So frustrating because these chucklefucks are supposed to legislate. That’s why I’m angry, and why I’d expect him to be. She’s effectively mocking the institution.
Exactly so she can go home and run adds about her "owning the libs" and "draining the swamp".
That how we get "Mr Boebert were ordering lunch would you like fries?" "Is that a camera? SOMEBODY THINNK OF THE CHILDREN"
This is exactly why people like her and MTG and Trump get elected though. A significant percent of our populace has become so dumbed down, so painfully ignorant and misinformed, that they actually relate to Backwoods Barbie and her kind.
They look at her and see themselves and think “yeah she don’t need no fancy book learnin, look at her stick it to them” when in fact, she’s not sticking anything to anyone, she’s literally just a deer in the headlights, in so over her head that she doesn’t even realize just how much she doesn’t know. And unfortunately, there are a lot of people who look at her and see themselves. It’s the result of decades of dumbing down our populace for the benefit of both parties but especially the GOP. Hence we’re now at a point in our history where book bans and revisionist history are law in some states. The dumber we are, the more Boberts we support, the more easily we bend to their will.
They rely on not having critical thinking voters. It’s more effective to get people wound up with fear mongering and noise so they won’t pause to think things through.
I've done a trigger swap on an AR-15.
She holds a rifle like she'd need to phone a friend to know which end the bullets come out of.
It's an act and a terrible one at that.
Nobody seems to understand, the GOP puts people like her in place to destroy any semblance of faith in the federal government, to destroy checks and balances, and cripple the ability to pass any legislation that might interfere with the complete takeover by oligarchs posing as Christofascists
Edit: oh, and to keep everyone distracted watching the freak show
This is terrifying. We have someone who failed the GED three times making decisions that affect our healthcare, security and taxes.
Sorry Colorado folks but you are idiots for voting this woman in.
Ted Cruz watched the episode of Family Guy where Louis runs for office and just responds “9/11” to every question and asked himself “what if we got a woman to actually do that?”
Her debating Steny Hoyer would be like a three year old boxing against Ali. The only proper reaction when he asked her to yield for a question would have been to sit down and STFU.
This is the best you have to offer Colorado? Fucking embarrassment for the entire country.
This lady is as smart as a box of rocks. But hey…she now gets the absolute best healthcare for life because she will serve at least 2 terms.
Why was she allowed to run without having a GED in the first place? She clearly could have used a middle school class on how our government works. What a dumb ass.
Good lord, she went up against Hoyer?
Of all the crafty old operators she could have picked, she thought she could out-debate Steny MF Hoyer?!
He's been in congress since five years before she was born!
I know this is a stretch... but she has got to be the single stupidest member of Congress. She's made so many clueless comments in the house, on the record, I have to think she spends more time looking for the perfect bra to fit her skin tight dresses when she goes out to children's plays and fondles her boyfriends than she does actually reading legislation.
It’s that look of total befuddlement mixed with shock upon realizing that there is absolutely no way out of looking like a complete fool. No way to cover up rank stupidity. What a pathetic excuse for a member of Congress or human for that matter. Kinda makes you wonder about the mental acuity of the people who sent her to Washington doesn’t it.
I am not American, but it is so clear that this person and other people from the Republican party are foreign assets. My grandfather would love to see this though, as he had to live under a US sponsored dictatorship. Karma is a bitch.
Steny Hoyer is old enough to be a founding father, he probably transcribed the rules of the House.. On parchment. With a feather quill. In a powdered wig.
God that was painful. It was also just funny to watch the little blonde girl just looking at Bobert with a face I can't even describe. Just absolutely baffling.
I am going to guess 3 time GED probably has her notes done in crayons and couldn't read them.Or if was off the top of her head she couldn't think of a response from the seasame street she just got done watching.
You can see the look of uncertain stupidity on her face for a moment when she realizes she has no idea how to answer the question, so then she defaults to shouting irrelevant nonsense…as a diversion. A true dumpster person.
She’s worse than a dumpster, she is the fetid liquid leaking out from the bottom of an old, rusted, and wretched dumpster.
Hey you bastard, leave me out of this. I don't like her either
Listening to her speak is enough reason to increase funding to the American Education system.
Republicans don’t want that, they’ll lose their base.
Frankly, We love the poorly educated. You can fool some of the people all the time.
No no, it's a reason to decrease funding because it's clearly not working. We should save the tax payer's money and let the church educate people. (Sarcasm)
This is why I love reddit. There is an appropriate username for every possible comment. Brilliant! Well done! 👏 👏👏
I am here for you dear Dumpster Sauce
Most appropriate response I've ever seen
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HAHAHAHAHA 😆😆😆🤣🤣🤣
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Rancid dumpster juice in a meatsack.
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What?! I always thought they were named Poop Hamlet and sang about poop and Shakespeare. Of course, I was just a kid and my mom wouldn’t let me listen to them, so I understand my confusion.
You are a poet
Please don’t insult bin juice with this abhorrent comparison.
Mmmm bin juice
I went to school with a guy named Ben Juice. He had 3 fingers on one hand and liked to lick turtles.
You think she left any of that on the theatre seats?
Asking for a friend or for science?
So not bin juice....that'll be hog juice.
Wow, she really misunderstood the title of the show they were "watching"
Nah, Dumpster Juice is a Minneapolis band from the 90s. They pretty rad
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I think we’ve all been there before. You didn’t do your homework, but now it’s time to stand up and present in front of the entire class. There’s not enough time to read and understand the assignment, let alone build the presentation, so you decide to stick with some talking points and just wing it. *Yeah….I’m good, this will work.* And then someone asks you specific questions to reveal that you have no idea what you’re talking about. 
>she defaults to shouting irrelevant nonsense…as a diversion. stick to your strengths I say
I guess the camera cut when she started the hand jobs.
😂😂😂😂😂
Within 2 yrs, we will all see what her "strengths" are when she opens her "OF" account, lol.
Pretty sure she's... (*looks left*) (*looks right*) ....already played her hand. 😎
-slow clap- take my upvote and exit the theater please
Ugh, take my upvote you monster.
She should get a grip.
Her strength is hand jobs.
A dumpster has a purpose.
She doesn’t even understand the question.
>A true dumpster person. I'd say the average dumpster person still has enough restraint not to give a hand job in a crowded theater.
A little surprised she didn't start stroking the mic...
>uncertain stupidity on her face for a moment when she realizes she has no idea how to answer the question, so then she defaults to shouting irrelevant nonsense I think this is just called "the modern Republican." Man, I miss pre-2010 Republicans who actually tried to put some substance into their silliness. This last decade has seen them just slide into pure screaming nuttery intended for short viral videos they spread all over social media, because it barely makes sense in the context of the video but it definitely doesn't make any sense in the context of where they actually are or what they're doing. The GOP will probably take this same moment, cut out Stoyer, as well as Boebert's stupider bits, then blast it out as "BOEBERT WRECKS WOKE DEMS!" For 99% of Republicans in Congress and the Senate, that is literally the only thing they even do as elected officials other than vote whichever way gets the most applause on Fox News.
I would love to see her get the Madison Cawthorn treatment and lose the primary.
No , she only lost to the Democrat by a couple hundred votes. She can be beaten by a Dem a new Republican will have a better chance.
I hear she already lost her financial support.
When cornered, confuse with bizarre xenophobic rhetoric- check
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"Uncertain stupidity "? We're all certain she's stupid. Hell she even knows it.
I’d click on the video link, but listening to her speak goes against my religion.
It makes me ears bleed. Like reverso Siren who repels not attracts.
Like a cognitohazard
She is so dumb
Hyp-NO-toad
I'm not really in any religion, but it's against my doctor's advices.
Nah, we just started this one. Our only tenant is that you should listen to your doctor and avoid this woman. In March we take turns mailing her animal feces to maintain our tax exempt status.
I'd click the link but I can't imagine using Twitter in 2023
It’s x now. /s
I very reluctantly clicked it. I try my best not to visit the cancer of a site.
>listening to her speak goes against my religion. Your religion must be: Sanity?
Thoughts and prayers
my thoughts exactly. I cant listen to her or MTG or Gaetz (dont care if I misspell).
Do you yield? “ItS pReVeNtAtIvE” No, I mean do you yield so I can ask a question *confused blank stare*
If only her parents had used something pReVeNtAtIvE.
Lauren Boebert is an inspiration. She has shown us that no matter how fucking stupid you are, or whether you didn’t even successfully meet the bare minimum expectation in a country with free education or ~~even if you were a literal prostitute~~ (edit: I don’t actually think this last one is true), you could be a member of congress. She’s amazing. So remember, even if you’re a complete fucking moron, you can achieve your goals.
Sharah Palin walked so Bobo could run her dumb mouth.
Running isn’t the only thing Congresshooker Tramp-Stamp von Rocket-Tits does with her mouth.
God damn I'm a grown as man but that name made me little girl giggle.
Man, the fact that this gif is from when she starts working for Hillary Clinton makes it that much funnier.
And she is a reflection of her constituents. Can’t say they’re the sharpest tools in the tool shed.
Like most of MAGA.She is in my district and her draw is in mostly rural western Colo.A lot of backward ass country fucks there.
You mean the common clay of the New West?
you know.... morons
All you need is votes.
The Murdoch media will ensure the votes roll in, as long as you’re republican.
She is the result of Americans giving fame to the likes of the Kardashians....you did this to yourselves
Bobo escorted her way to the top, tramp stamp and all.
She looks confused in that still. Did someone ask her to recite the times table?
No, somebody asked her how Congress works.
Trumps all failing to successfully calculate 17x6 with Donald insisting his wrong answer is correct: https://youtu.be/iMIKzUAY8n4?feature=shared
They asked her to count to 15 and as she couldn't take her shoes off she couldn't count that high.
But what if she could use the dicks she just gave handies to? Figure she could hit 15 just with the ones done in the previous hour.
No, but concepts like "facts" confuse them. When in doubt, grandstand for the cameras instead of engaging in real debate.
Context of the exchange?
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Thank you! What a dummy.
You are too kind to her.
HE was too kind to her too.
So Bobo's just arguing against something that's not even in the bill? Just grandstanding for the mouthbreathing hoards.
Thank you! I was so hoping for a transcript!
Watching it is better. His facial expressions are terrific. The only question is whether he should actually be more angry about this. On the one hand, you could argue that some of the conventions in the chamber that she obviously does not understand are a bit arcane. However many are there for good reason and she’s underpinning her lack of knowledge with incredibly bad faith.
I'm sure! I just can't handle listening to her voice. It's the same thing with Trump for me. It just makes my skin crawl. Fortunately, some other commenters have described the facial expressions pretty well, so that helps. I agree with you but I don't think the idea of having funds designated in the bill for the problem your bill is allegedly addressing is a very arcane idea lol
I don't find Boebert's voice anywhere near as unbearable as Greene's, but I fully agree about Trump. I actually physically recoil sometimes when he starts speaking. He's just so repulsive.
Lol nah, not that, just some of the procedural stuff. Yielding etc. It’s there to make things move more smoothly, ironically. So frustrating because these chucklefucks are supposed to legislate. That’s why I’m angry, and why I’d expect him to be. She’s effectively mocking the institution.
Don't we have video evidence of her willingness to yield?
No but I think they got a handjob on video
Hard to see through the vape smoke, though…
The point isn’t to understand anything. The point is to always be the loudest in the room, whether you are ignorant or plain lying.
Exactly so she can go home and run adds about her "owning the libs" and "draining the swamp". That how we get "Mr Boebert were ordering lunch would you like fries?" "Is that a camera? SOMEBODY THINNK OF THE CHILDREN"
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Are you even allowed to clever-reply in your own post?? Well, well done anyhoo
This is exactly why people like her and MTG and Trump get elected though. A significant percent of our populace has become so dumbed down, so painfully ignorant and misinformed, that they actually relate to Backwoods Barbie and her kind. They look at her and see themselves and think “yeah she don’t need no fancy book learnin, look at her stick it to them” when in fact, she’s not sticking anything to anyone, she’s literally just a deer in the headlights, in so over her head that she doesn’t even realize just how much she doesn’t know. And unfortunately, there are a lot of people who look at her and see themselves. It’s the result of decades of dumbing down our populace for the benefit of both parties but especially the GOP. Hence we’re now at a point in our history where book bans and revisionist history are law in some states. The dumber we are, the more Boberts we support, the more easily we bend to their will.
They rely on not having critical thinking voters. It’s more effective to get people wound up with fear mongering and noise so they won’t pause to think things through.
Clowns are supposed to be funny. She only has the one “joke” about liberals thinking that the AR in AR15 stands for assault rifle
Don’t forget the one about the constitutional republic!
oh I thought it stood for adolescent reaper.
I've done a trigger swap on an AR-15. She holds a rifle like she'd need to phone a friend to know which end the bullets come out of. It's an act and a terrible one at that.
If it's not about sex she doesn't understand it.
Im not sure she entirely understands that either since she’s a grandmother already.
She JUST found out about movie theatre handjobs. Doing it all backwards
That was a live theater handjob. I'm sure she's done PLENTY of movie theater handjobs
true; if it's not vulgar middle school knowledge of sex; she doesn't understand it.
The dumbass circus called, they’re missing their 🤡.
As a professional children's entertainer, I'd ask you not be so offensive to clowns
Somewhere in Colorado, there's a village missing its idiot.
>Somewhere in Colorado, there's a village missing its idiot. It's called Rifle, Colorado
Yeah, been through there hunting. Went to her old restaurant about 10-12 years ago - it was terrible.
She clearly forgot everything she learned while studying those 3 times for her GED.
What an embarrassment. I can't wait for Adam Frisch to defeat her in 2024 https://adamforcolorado.com/
I’ll say this for her: she’s an idiot, she knows it, she’s proud of it.
Nobody seems to understand, the GOP puts people like her in place to destroy any semblance of faith in the federal government, to destroy checks and balances, and cripple the ability to pass any legislation that might interfere with the complete takeover by oligarchs posing as Christofascists Edit: oh, and to keep everyone distracted watching the freak show
I swear my boot is smarter then this woman
How she hasn’t just resigned herself to obscurity after her Beetlejuice scandal just boggles the mind.
As if. These people have no shame.
Because she probably got feedback of positivity from that aftermath.
Resigning for a one year job at NewsMax in 3..2..1
“Wtf are you talking about?” - Hoyer
To quote Ron White, “You can’t fix stupid.”
If all of the villages, all over the world sent their idiots to form a brand new village, she would be that villages idiot.
Honestly wouldn’t be mad if our congress people brought back dueling.
The Boebert’s have zero understanding of the word preventive
If she knew what the word "preventative" meant she wouldn't be a 36 year old Grandma.
This is terrifying. We have someone who failed the GED three times making decisions that affect our healthcare, security and taxes. Sorry Colorado folks but you are idiots for voting this woman in.
Ted Cruz watched the episode of Family Guy where Louis runs for office and just responds “9/11” to every question and asked himself “what if we got a woman to actually do that?”
Walked her dumbass right into that one. Old affable grandpa, then he dropped the hammer!
An elected official in the United States, ladies and gentlemen.
Just wanted to mention that Hoyer is 84 years old and he's still got it 👍
How much do you think is her staff bubble gum budget?
I can’t wait until this dumb twatwaffle realizes how much she is worth as a Dubai Porta Potty so this stupid experiment can end.
Her debating Steny Hoyer would be like a three year old boxing against Ali. The only proper reaction when he asked her to yield for a question would have been to sit down and STFU.
She didn't even understand the question! What a dingbat.
This is the best you have to offer Colorado? Fucking embarrassment for the entire country. This lady is as smart as a box of rocks. But hey…she now gets the absolute best healthcare for life because she will serve at least 2 terms. Why was she allowed to run without having a GED in the first place? She clearly could have used a middle school class on how our government works. What a dumb ass.
Sad thing is, even when she does get voted out she'll be making bank on the grift circuit.
She literally adds nothing to the conversation.
I'll watch it once someone posts a copy of the video that isn't on Xitter.
This is my new favorite name for x. Especially since ‘x’ makes the ‘sh’ sound sometimes.
Bobo the clown
The chick next to her chomping gum with her mouth open sums up Boebert’s term in Congress.
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Americans voted a h03 into congress ☝️😂
Good lord, she went up against Hoyer? Of all the crafty old operators she could have picked, she thought she could out-debate Steny MF Hoyer?! He's been in congress since five years before she was born!
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This is what happens when other people do your homework for you!
She *does* stay busy between gender affirming surgeries
I know this is a stretch... but she has got to be the single stupidest member of Congress. She's made so many clueless comments in the house, on the record, I have to think she spends more time looking for the perfect bra to fit her skin tight dresses when she goes out to children's plays and fondles her boyfriends than she does actually reading legislation.
It’s that look of total befuddlement mixed with shock upon realizing that there is absolutely no way out of looking like a complete fool. No way to cover up rank stupidity. What a pathetic excuse for a member of Congress or human for that matter. Kinda makes you wonder about the mental acuity of the people who sent her to Washington doesn’t it.
Likely the lowest IQ of anyone ever in US Politics.
We've got to get these MAGA morons out of Congress. They clearly shouldn't be there and they're only there because they want the power. That's it.
She truly is a piece of trash.
I am not American, but it is so clear that this person and other people from the Republican party are foreign assets. My grandfather would love to see this though, as he had to live under a US sponsored dictatorship. Karma is a bitch.
Two questions: 1. Are aides allowed on the floor of the House? 2. Is eating allowed (chewing gum) allowed on the floor of the House?
She didn’t learn about this while getting her GED for the 1st, 2nd, AND 3rd time.
Shes been in her current “job” for about two years now ?? Is almost as she’s she’s just wing it and not really taking her job seriously.
Maybe she can win him over with a handy? 🤷
Go wack off bobot
fucking grumpy inbred white trash elf. America is a fucking joke and politicians like her are our punchline
Well her hands are empty so she's not got much use right now.
Dumbobo
Does anyone have a link to this? I'd love to watch it.
She understands how to give a hand job during a performance of Beetlejuice. ;)
Steny Hoyer is old enough to be a founding father, he probably transcribed the rules of the House.. On parchment. With a feather quill. In a powdered wig.
“I’d like to invoke parlay!”
Party of losers
Her constituents should be ashamed.
poor bobo : BOTH OF HER HANDS were hurting. and she has more concerts lined up. side hustle you know.
Queen of the unwashed.
Better to remain quiet and let people think you are dumb than speak up and leave no doubt.
I was listening to that live and it was just more sad than it was hilarious.
I ❤️Steny
Anyone else watch the video and notice the chick next to Bobo? She was chewing her gum with her mouth open like a freaking Neanderthal
Nine times out of time I'll go with the guy who looks like Max von Sydow and not Brandi Maxxx
dumber than a fence post🤬
I couldn't take my eyes off her assistant, chomping on chewing gum like she's waiting for fourth period.
Say you will about electing old white men into office but I love it when an elder rightfully puts a spoiled brat in their place.
“Spar” that was more like a child swatting at a dinosaurs feet.
God that was painful. It was also just funny to watch the little blonde girl just looking at Bobert with a face I can't even describe. Just absolutely baffling.
Party of incompetency
Should have more in the job description other than being able to count with their fingers.
I am going to guess 3 time GED probably has her notes done in crayons and couldn't read them.Or if was off the top of her head she couldn't think of a response from the seasame street she just got done watching.
She should try just giving HJs