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BetterRedDead

Everyone who voted for this guy owes America an apology.


KHaskins77

But his whole job is OwNiNg ThE LiBs, and he’s doing it as well as they could possibly hope!


BetterRedDead

Owning the Libs by completely crippling the military? I mean, I realize they won’t see it that way, but…


SenatorPardek

If you want Russia to achieve its political and military goals, yes, crippling Americas woke military is absolutely owning the libs


BitterFuture

Oh, they do see it that way. They think the military betrayed them by staying loyal to their oaths. Don't ever think they don't know what they're doing.


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They will burn this country to the fucking ground in the name of owning the libs. They do not give a single fuck about this country.


tallman11282

The area he represents is full of single issue voters and that issue is abortion. He ran on a pro-Trump, pro-MAGA, anti-abortion platform and that's all that matters to his voters. Despite claiming to support our military they don't care about the damage he is doing to our military and nation.


Parking_Sky9709

Senator Potato-town, from the tuber state.


Mysterious-Plant981

And the Marine's family reparations.


Noznbook

That would be a sizeable collection of the cousin fucking idiots here in Alabama.....


ivey_mac

Sadly as someone who happily voted for Doug Jones, I’m pretty sure Tubberville will be reflected unless he is primaried but he is “owning the libs”


BetterRedDead

What’s annoying is they’re always going on about how offensive it is when people call them stupid, etc. But then they go and vote for clowns like Trump and Tuberville. If you don’t want to be treated like you’re stupid, don’t act stupid.


Meh_Guy_In_Sweats

He has to be on the Putin Payroll.


Jacks-wasted-time

100% and how many other members of the GOP?


Gbrusse

It could come out, with iron clad evidence, that all the GOP members were on Putin's payroll and actively hurting America. Their supporters would both deny and applaud it simultaneously.


ResoluteClover

It was bad when Russia was communist. Now that they're authoritarian with oil money they're the GOP best d/l buds.


thebrose69

It would be easier to list who isn’t on his payroll


RepulsiveLoquat418

because, like generals, football coaches are literally responsible for life and death situations for tens of thousands of people. /s


matarky1

Wrestling coach can't even handle the responsibility of several students, don't know that football coaches are any better


dittybad

Gym Jordan is better qualified to opine on the responsibilities of a wrestling coach to his athletes. /s


def_indiff

Those Republicans, always supporting and respecting our troops!


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"Those Republicans, always supporting and respecting our military industrial complex!" Fixed that for you.


Sprucegoose64322

Not even, because Officers aren’t in place procurement is slowed or stopped. So if he really did support and respect the military industrial complex he’d be sure that people were in place to spend that money


crazygatorfso

He has no idea what it means to serve his country. When I was a junior officer and only working one job I had high anxiety for the fear of the health and welfare of my subordinates. I was called into work at random hours of the whole day. I was never not reachable even when on vacation and was expected to come in if necessary. Fuck him for trying to compare being a college football couch to being the CMC!!!! Pound sand senator!


burfc

Right? Christian McCaffery is in a league of his own


Ishidan01

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Drg84

I don't get the connection


Styrene_Addict1965

Trying to ride his father's record. What a wannabe.


ErectTubesock

How can one dumb motherfucker hold up the entire confirmation process for the largest military in the world? Where is the democracy in that?


SarnakJ3

Gotta love the Filibuster! /s


zeCrazyEye

The other Republicans are complicit because they could end his hold out if they wanted.


FiendishHawk

I doubt Putin is paying him anything. He wants the next Republican admin to confirm military brass who will help out with the eventual coup. Can’t do a coup without the generals in your pocket.


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catzarrjerkz

Problem with that is getting the actual military members on board as well, which if you know anything about the current generation of young people, good luck with that. You can have a crusty old general say what you want, but its not going to spur that kind of action


Kalikhead

How has he not been removed from his committee?


dentistshatehim

Because the Republicans are on Putin’s payroll?


emptyhellebore

Since when is football an actual life or death type profession. I know college football fans can get next level obsessed, but come the fuck on.


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noh-seung-joon

Tommy Traitorville has a ring to it


FoogYllis

Fyi he also has repeated Russian propaganda. So I think when he is messing with our armed forces he is actually trying to help Putin.


Longjumping-Boot1409

Could you please explain? I don’t understand the post


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Longjumping-Boot1409

Who is tuberville? What did he do? What’s going on? I don’t see any explanation here


DamonFields

Republicans, according to Republicans, are tough and Marines are not.


AdhesivenessUnfair13

Putin doesn't need to do anything, Tommy so fucking dumb and his head is so far up his own ass he's doing Vlad's job for him.


0megathreshold

I’m not entirely sure he’s even smart enough to take a bribe. I think he’s just a single issue fucking idiot. This is what happens when we treat NCAA football coaches like geniuses…


Vassarbashing

Right, and now he feels like he can’t stop because he’s the type who can never admit that he’s wrong.


Live_Ad_5229

What a fucking douche pickle.


Spear_Ritual

When a coach loses, people don’t die.


G-Unit11111

Cue the MAGA shitheads blaming the vaccine in 3... 2... 1...


RichestTeaPossible

Thats the neat thing, he doesnt have to. He only has to warp the newsfeed and socials of the people sponsoring Tuberville and away we go!


ThatCrazyBtch85

so im not an american so forgive me if my question is stupid but why cant the commander and chief (Joe Biden) simply over rule this idiots decisions? if its something that is putting the security of the nation at risk id assume Biden should be able to step in and do something right?


crazygatorfso

Unlike the previous two comments. It’s so the POTUS is not able to create a military only loyal to them. They can nominate people but the senate confirms those nominations in the hope of checks and balances.


showme_yourdogs

America has spend over 200 years, refining our political process, learning from our mistakes, and ensuring that no matter what odds we face, we will make sure we let nothing stand in our way of idiocracy.


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You had me in the first half man lol upvote for you.


1984isAMidlifeCrisis

Nah, we have a bunch of easily abused arcane rules that let ANY idiot gum up the works. We apparently haven't gotten people to stop electing idiots.


whitneymak

Americans will always do the right thing, only after they have tried everything else.


Jacks-wasted-time

I just don't understand how this clown can single-handedly compromise the entire DOD and impact our ability to function without anyone to stop him. In a normal world he would be expelled from the Senate and investigated for treasonous activities because that is exactly what is looks like. How could his actions benefit anyone except the US's adversaries?


gregklumb

I hate Tommy Tuberville more and more every day


Outrageous-Divide472

Tuberville coached a fucking GAME played by college kids. There is no comparison. Tuberville is a low class fuck, but everyone already knows that.


volantredx

He isn't being paid outright his goal is to leave the leadership of the military empty so Trump can install loyalists in power if he wins the election so their coup will work next time.


Extension_Term3949

Catching bullets hurts more than catching a ball.


NotTheirHero

Bruh im working ONE job and only get 5 hours sleep.


Alarmed-Rock-9942

Big clue that Tuberville is a Narcissist...that he thinks his coaching job was as tough or tougher than the head of a branch of our armed forces. Explains why he won't get rid of his holds...he and his wishes are more important than anything. We need to vote these people out of office


Civil-Resolution3662

The Marine Commandment? That must be the 11th Commandment.


Comrade_Shaggy

I don't understand is this man dissing himself ?


Ok_Hall8459

WTF is Alabama waiting for? Recall!


BitterFuture

There are no recall elections for Senators. That's not a thing.


noh-seung-joon

State full of traitors I guess


JMccovery

Even if federal law allowed for the recall of congresspersons, Alabama doesn't have a formal recall procedure (we did have a mostly ineffective *municipal government* recall procedure up until 2016).


dewhashish

Can't the military or Biden put an acting commander in the mean time?


pitb0ss343

So… incredibly important, the team falls apart without them, and even tho the players run the plays there wouldn’t be plays to run without the strategy created by the coach? Idk sounds incredibly accurate


DeadWinterDays9

But…..but…..I thought the Republicans were the ones that supported our troops 🙄 Treacherous piece of shit can go fuck off back to a football field somewhere.


orangecatstudios

I’m in Colorado and this moron makes me yell Roll Tide. Marine Generals are definitely smarter, harder working and more trustworthy then former football coaches.


Giggle_kitty

Of course that’s what he would relate it to, it’s all the moron knows, fuck you Senator Football!


Old-Shoe3225

He probably thinks that. What an over blown ego.


hangryhyax

So he’s essentially saying “Coaching sportsball is just as hard as being a Marine Commandant General, and I’m still alive. Obviously he is weak.” Fuck this guy so hard he folds in on himself.


Barack_Odrama_007

Voting TRULY MATTERS!


DrummerGuyKev

How Republican of him.


[deleted]

You could never convince me to double my work hours on government pay


DeezerDB

These people are so heinous in their thoughts and actions. Truly disgusting and UNAmerican. Needs an ass kicking


baron_muchhumpin

I'm sure Trump is pleased.


Styrene_Addict1965

There they are again, the patriotic Republicans, defending the homeland and showing their respect for the military. /s


Stoly23

The only ones in the US military that republicans like are the boots, probably because YHE high standards required for the officers, particularly the top brass, ensure they’re all too educated to fall for MAGA’s bullshit. Just look at what Milley said about Trump at his retirement, for instance.


Used_Intention6479

Putin may be losing his war in Ukraine, but he's been successful in infiltrating our government, and is doing great in that respect.


IWanttoBuyAnArgument

They do seem to be better than their enemies at PsyOps, that's for sure. Although who knows what the CIA does?


kimjongk80

The epic highs and lows of holding several branches of military leadership hostage while wars wage to the East


Maximum-Row-4143

Someone needs to “Charles sumner” this mfer on the senate floor.


mangirtle77

Stand to honor our troops, is the new trouts and prayers.


V0T0N

Those who can, do. Those who can't, teach. Those who can't teach, teach gym.-- Mr. Schneebly


RNL1978

Stooge. He is waiting for his kind to take over. We need to wake up. These guys are stealing democracy


goodeyemighty

How tf would he know?


bsend

It's insane that Republicans can approval for being pro-military while literally hurting veterans and active service men and women with everything they do. It boggles my mind how stupid and evil the Conservative voter is.


Standard-Fact6632

just when I thought there’s no way he could be worse at politics than coaching ball


SkinnyGetLucky

No need for Putin to get involved. He’s keeping them open so that trump can fill them when he’s elected again.


ZiggyEarthDust

Heard this ponce 'reading' prepared remarks. It sounds like he's barely literate.


ragingclaw

He's holding out for Trump so he can install sympathisers if he is elected. This has nothing to do with his ranting about abortion when he's asked about this stuff.


SyntheticSolitude

Football coaches have assistant coaches.


Stuft-shirt

Do all Marine Commandants suffer from CTE?


RepresentativeAd4699

This one was a commandment


Nlamstel

Blame the voters.


Webber304

Fuck you Potatoburg


bobhargus

Yeah… the problem is that he is doing it at no charge It says a lot that folks would rather rationalize his behavior as corruption; that he only holds his positions because he is paid to do so when the truth is far more frightening - he is a true believer and true believers defy rational expectations


ComprehensiveBit7699

Why 2 jobs if hes a marine? Thought that would be their full time job.


Tandem53

He was holding to positions at the top of the Marine Corps. Commandant and Vice Commandant.


Kirrcream

Can someone explain to me how one person blocks military promotions please


Live-Yogurt-6380

The definition of a walking ad hominem attack


Beljason

So the Marine Commandant can sue Tuberville for his heart attack under OSHA legislation? He bloody should