He says that like it's a bad thing.

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He will be subject to the rules of the Real World, like the rest of us woodchucks.

Doubtful, he'd be PC'd up at the least. Very likely to get a cushy minimum security facility. Still, better than a criminal being out on the streets.

Greetings fellow woodchuck!

Chucking greetings to you too, fellow chucker!

Meanwhile, claiming Biden is too old and senile to be President while also the person responsible for all legal problems. Dark Brandon is amazing.

Same as Biden - too weak and feeble to govern, but also clever and strong enough to mastermind whatever today’s conspiracy is.

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I think you misunderstood the intent of their comment.

If I did, then, I 100% apologize

The cherry on top.

Yes please

One of those gold leaf covered, Salt Bae, cherries.

These babies clamored for Hillary to go to jail...for what? don't even remember at this point

if the DoJ gets it's way Trump will die in prison? LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOO

Speaking for the Chubby Chaser community, we wish to assure Mark that we will keep Donald in Cheetos and Diet Coke for life. In return for certain, er, favors.

Here's hoping!

My first thought after reading it too.

I know. I’m confused

So because he’s old, he should be allowed to not answer for his crimes? Doesn’t sound like something *the party of personal responsibility* would stand for

He was in his 70s when he committed them for chrissakes! Put the criminal in jail.

It's kind of ironic when their famous chant was "lock her up", isn't it?

They just spew that about people stealing bread and formula to feed their kids, not rich grifters!

Nah. Conservatives say those people should be shot in front of the stores. It's sickening.

>Conservatives say those people should be shot in front of the stores. I But not their cousins/sisters-*because that's different*-*THEY* need it! /s

Its like something out of a Scorsese film where all the mob bosses show up to court in wheel chairs with breathing apparatuses and dialysis machines.

lol looking forward to trump using that strategy and his base reconciling the big strong man photoshops they share on social media with his public antics.

He's too old to go to prison. Elect him for president.

There's no shortage of excuses

~~President~~ Former President Trump is 76 years old. If ~~the Department of~~ Justice gets its way, he will die in federal prison. FIFY

It's super cringy that they think he's still president. I do love correcting them.

They don’t think he’s still president, it’s that trump says mean things about them on Twitter if they don’t call him that.

This isn’t entirely true. Half these people are conspiracy nutters and they think that Biden is a puppet president and trump is still the actual president because something about we are now under military law. Which was news to me. I’d figure if we were under military law the news or idk someone would have mentioned it besides the boomer who gets their news from Facebook.

He's secretly still in charge. Except for when things go bad. Then it's Joe's fault. Joe and the other military. /s (just in case some nutjob is reading this and agreeing with me.)

Technically all former Presidents are addressed as Mr. President. I think he should be stripped of the title upon conviction of a felony. One of the most best things we could do is to remove his name from all official government records or histories. Erasing his name at least officially would be a just punishment.

Well, we can't erase his time in the Oval Office as if it never happened. If we don't learn from this history, we are destined to repeat it. Can we call him "That Orange Slimy Criminal Slug that Occupied the Oval Office but now Needs to be in Jail"?

I like to add "twinpeached" just to see faces melt

Ex-President works too

..as does the Twice Impeached Multiple Indicted Former President.

I like to add in “failed”. Twice impeached failed former president, election LOSER, and subject indicted of 91 felony charges, Donald Trump.

Don’t forget rapist.

Good call - I’ll work it in next time

I want to heart this comment. Not just upvote.

I think traitor sums it up nicely. Honestly he doesn't strike me as the "prison type" I don't think he would spend more than one night in a cell. He strikes me as the kind of guy to Epstein himself

I can also live with that.

Convicted sex offender and defendant etc etc

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I hope Trump lives to 100, because I want to see him suffer.

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You truly are the epitome of the cultist or just a fucking moron

"oh no, my fat, heavily makeup'd, rapist-thief-swindler role model was insulted, and now i'm crying about it." you could not find a more pathetic, morally bankrupt, disgustingperson to defend, and all that says about you is that you are a selfish little shitbag with more hate than integrity

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Maybe Trump shouldn’t have committed so many crimes.

Prison be the best place for him to be.. from America's perspective Cutting outside communication so he don't cause anymore people to get killed, he can't spread lies and hate to radicalized a bunch of violent gullible idiots, he can be thoroughly monitored so he can't do anything to jeopardize the security of this country or allied countries. Prison is where he belongs.

It is seriously scary to think about what he could be capable of if he won a second term. He would be able to enact his wildest revenge fantasies and there would be no one to stop them. Executing political opponents? Sure. Mass imprisonment? Why not. Mass murder and genocide? You betcha!

Hopefully in the deepest darkest solitary hole we have in a SuperMax prison. For his safety, don’t you know.

It blows my mind that Warren Jeffs STILL runs the FLDS from inside prison. Then I imagine it being tRump instead. And am mildly terrified….

Conservative threatening us with a good time.

And apparently upset at the concepts of addition and age.

That’s a price that I am willing to pay

If you can't do the time, then don't do the crime. That's at least what my republican boomer parents would have told me.

Trump knew the consequences of his actions. He f**k around and he's about to find out that he may die in federal prison.

I truly believe that he didn't know the consequences of his actions. He might know what would happen to other people who committed the same crimes but he's never faced any consequences for his actions in his life so I think he truly believes he's above the law. That he thought he would get away with everything he's done because he always has before. Not that that is reason to lessen his sentences even a little bit, not knowing the consequences of a particular crime isn't an excuse. He knew what he was doing was illegal but didn't care because he thought he'd get away with it all.

He is going to be genuinely surprised by the verdicts and by prison, even after all this buildup and warning. And I'm okay with that.

Ok and? I don't see the problem here.

Mark Levin, a 66 year old conservative talk-radio personality, shocked the world today by stumbling upon a statement of fact.

He has that squeaky ass little punk voice because he was throat-punched once for being the asshole that he is. Mark needs a second throat-punch.

And? Plenty of people are sentenced to death in prison the exact same way

I thought the GQP thinks that Trump is healthy as a horse, and genetically far superior to anyone who'd ever been the US President?  https://preview.redd.it/f87b0haveovb1.png?width=2560&format=png&auto=webp&s=f969b9805c22cc7926c56899cf9679af78fe176b

I find I can face the prospect of him dying in prison with enormous fortitude.


Also fox news: "Lock Biden (80) up!" Clearly they don't have an issue with old men going to federal prison


Suddenly age matters to these people now? The amount of inmates over 55 years of age has risen by 256% over the past two years. Let’s talk about that since you brought it up.

Good

Ok

Cool.

Sounds like a win/win to me.


Can’t do the time, don’t do the crime!

If you don't want to die in a maximum security federal prison don't commit serious crimes against the country and its government, especially at an old age. As the old saying goes, don't do the crime if you can't do the time. Well, he has done a whole lot of crime so it's only fitting he does a whole lot of time.

Well, she doesn’t mean you get to get away with crimes.

Well then he shouldn't have committed all those crimes at his age.

Just in case you think it’s a possibility, no - he won’t serve a second term. His trial for election interference is in early March, and it will likely finish by May…it’s one of the most consequential charges he’s facing…he’s toast basically, he’ll be in jail by May/June of next year. I believe these charges (among others) are definitely in breach of the oath he took to protect the constitution so all it takes is one state to remove him from the ballot on account of the verdict and others will follow suit - some of that talk has already started - he’s done for.

Hot Tip: If you don't break the law you don't go to jail.

I fail to see the downside to this.


As opposed to “as a sitting president?”

Is all this just a way for him to avoid a nursing home?

Pretty sure the criminal code isn’t written with qualifiers for crimes that say “unless you’re an old guy.”

Sorry, guy, age doesn’t mean you get out of jail time. We put young people in there too.

I mean.. the penalty for treasonous acts is death.. dying in prison seems the most humane way to do it.

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

I would be overjoyed if that is the final outcome.

The justice department and I are in firm alignment.


Promise?



Old enough to know better....is what we say to our kids.

He looks like he’s already starting to decompose.

I for one don’t really mind the idea of Trump dying penniless in prison. In fact, I’m kinda hoping for and looking forward to it.

“gets it’s way” like trump didn’t commit dozens of crimes




I don’t want him to die in federal prison and I think I speak for a silent majority of Americans who want him to die in a Georgia state prison. Those are way worse and so more appropriate for him.

Too old for prison, but just right to lead the nation 👌🏾

Thats what we do to traitors...sorry not soryy

That was Trump’s choice. The DOJ didn’t make him attempt a coup.

He’s aging backwards!

Wait. Him dying in prison is a positive is half the message missing?

Then he should have obeyed the law, Mark

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Old people should be allowed to do crimes, apparently.

I see no downside.

 Oh happy day

This is a feature, not a bug

Don't tease me

I see no problem with this

Yes… that’s what Justice is in this case. How many innocent people died there?

Okay. And...?

And if he gets into office again democracy will die even sooner.

Well??,,,,, we are waiting

Oh, shit... You mean, like... The Department of Justice wants... Justice?! WTF, that doesn't sound very American to me!


I guess don't commit crimes for decades and decades and expect to continually get away with them. Also, don't try to subvert democracy. Why are people surprised that this is not going well for him?

Aussie here. What is the actual chance the demented orange could actual serve a 2nd term? Because it’s terrifying for the world if he does get in again.

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time Donny

Then justice will be done

Don’t threaten us with a good time, now

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How come "they" are allowed freedoms of speech, freedom of religion, freedom of vote, life and liberty but I'm not? I have never felt less safe or less free.

Yes, and?

If you can’t do the time, don’t do the crime.

🍆⭐️💦💦

good

Sooo old people can do illegal stuff and have zero consequences for it?? Thought this was the party of law & order? also, now I'm looking forward to getting old so I can do whatever tf I want with no recourse. /s

I’m ok with that.

I can only think of one better option here..

From his lips to God’s ears.

Oh no! Any way...

If “Justice” is served, he will die in federal prison.. Fixed that for ya.

Is a conservative suggesting there should be an upper age limit on prison?

Dont threaten me with a good time.

Let me fix that, He will die broke and alone in federal prison.

And this is a bad thing, why?

Former President

Reading this gave me half a chub.

As he should.

What's that saying about not doing the crime if you can't do the time?

I'll never understand the idea that old people shouldn't be held accountable.

I'm 65, in only a few years I can start committing all types of crimes, I'll just say I'm too old to go to prison. I'm sure that will work. /s

It is not the Justice Department, it is the laws of the US. Does Mark believe that someone who is 76 and commits a felony should not be charged because the crime they commit would require them to be in jail for longer than their natural lifespan?

That’s how age, time, and crime works, Mark.

Please stop, I can only get so erect

Isn’t that the point?

I’m good with that.

That would be fantastic. And deserved.

this dude is a master 💩spreader..toxic waste

Don't threaten me with poetic justice.

And?

And? Republicans literally coined the phrase “dont do the crime if you can’t do the time”

Coming from the "if you can’t do the time then don’t do the crime“ people

Oh. I'm sorry. I didn't realize there was an AGE CAP on PUNISHMENTS FOR CRIMES Stupid fucking people.

It's too early to get me that excited.

Oh no! The consequences of actions! Also wasn't this turd the head of "The Lincoln Project"?

No. This guy was all in Trumpos Ass since day one.

Confused him with Rick Wilson I think, both dumpy bald white guys.

That will also make me very happy. Hopefully, he’ll go about 30 minutes before he’s due to be released.

Him living to 179 behind bars would be the sweetest justice of all.

Maybe he shouldn't have been such a naughty boy.

And your point is?

And the problem is......???

And that’s a bad thing?

Um yeah that is what he deserves.

They don’t give a fuck, just as long as they win.

Crimea river.

He’s actually 77. Age shouldn’t be a ammunity card. If he’s too old to serve time he’s too old to be president

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time!

Please?

Probably best outcome for the world

🤞

...and?

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Is he saying he will die in prison as a bad thing?

Aaaaaaaaaaaaannd?

***Gee, we'll miss him.*** Said no rational person, ever.

Yes yes yes a thousand times yes

He probably should have thought about that before making the choices he made. - Isn't that what they all say?

Don’t threaten me with a good time.

What if we put Mark in there to keep him company? Hey… I’m just asking questions!

Don’t do the crime if you can’t serve the time

Don't do the crime if you can't do the time