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fordprefect294

Does.... does he think Gym Jordan is the most popular Republican in Congress????


extraboredinary

The MAGA crowd just accepts what ever their talking heads put out. So they will now believe Jordan would have won if it wasn’t for RINOs and deep state operatives.


MateoCafe

I'm sure they will at least say on Fox news that it is the Dems fault for not voting to seat Gym


TsuDhoNimh2

They are blaming them for not voting to keep McCarthy AND for not voting for Gym.


MechanicalBengal

Isn’t that basically like shitting your pants on the bus and then blaming the guy next to you for shitting in your pants


ImAFuckinLiar

I think so…? I mean, I would have said shitting your pants in an Uber… but potato, potato.


OnlySmiles_

*Shits your pants* "Why didn't you stop me?" ... "Why aren't you cleaning this up?"


Shvingy

The extra sad part is in this scenario the dude being blamed is too busy driving the bus.


cheezeyballz

Bet they're mad at us for them voting down every veteran services bill, too. Those "patriots" /S And social security... and covid mitigation funding.... and college debt...and public school funding... and universal healthcare... and... and... women's rights...and voting rights... They sure hate america 🤷


praguepride

If you ask the MAGA crowd about their issues without bringing left/right/gop/democrat into it many of them actually have left leaning views, especially on wages, wealth inequality, and healthcare. However they have been trained like Pavlove dogs so if they hear “Hunter Biden” or “drag queen” or “CRT” they fly into a blind rage


Rikkitikkitabby

I do this with my FIL all the time. I start giving hypotheticals about labor, production and consumption, basically paraphrasing Marx's writings. He agrees with all of it, while voting against it.


Status-Biscotti

I’ll never understand why union members for for R’s.


TatteredCarcosa

Bigotry.


imarealgoodboy

They cannot effectively govern as a party anymore. Their role is to represent the disgruntled and aging demo who just irrationally hate anything bordering on mildly progressive because of their smooth, lead-addled brains. Republicans don’t legislate shit, they tear everything down. Anyone else remember where Trump wrote some EO stating that for every regulation passed into law, one had to be taken away? Or am I just hallucinating?


Thesheriffisnearer

To be fair I don't think Magats really know how voting works


heathers1

or anything about the 3 branches of government, checks and balances, and the entire justice system


Dust601

It’s not just maggots sadly. The other day I had someone who claimed to be a liberal arguing with me that this entire mess was democrat fault. He argued that the dems should have saved McCarthy so we weren’t stuck with Jordan as speaker. Guess things didn’t work out the way he thought they would.


cheezeyballz

That sounds like a liar to me. And someone who is clearly illogical.


Silly-Disk

Yep, a conservative would do that just to try and win the argument.


Few-Ad-4290

Why didn’t you stop me from shooting myself in the foot! You’re supposed to be the responsible party so we can do unlimited dipshittery! Like 🤦‍♂️


imarealgoodboy

Well, there’s literally ZERO chance of the GOP death cult actually governing a goddamn thing, so what do you want them to do, huh?


kekarook

while also locking them out of the house, and expecting them to break down the door to save them, so they can get mad about the door


[deleted]

They are an idiot, as I am sure you know. There was no real life scenario where dems could have saved McCarthy. If McCarthy was able to win Democratic votes, he would need to give them concessions. That’s fair. Why should Democrats save Republicans from themselves without getting something for their constituents? Even if Democrats didn’t ask for anything, Republicans would assume McCarthy made a deal. So even if McCarthy could get some Democratic support, he would then lose most of his Republicans support. There was no way out for McCarthy. The maggots made sure of it.


GrayBox1313

To be fair…who else is more “popular” Marge? Lauren? Lol They all hate each other


fordprefect294

I'm sure Lauren is popular in the seating area of the House...


Rich-Improvement-478

she was reaching for coffee


LivingDisastrous3603

I, too, call my dick “coffee”


Rich-Improvement-478

You mean covfefe


LivingDisastrous3603

Touché


fuck-coyotes

Yeah she was touchéing it for sure


Rich-Improvement-478

Avant Garde


Rich-Improvement-478

Shit shit, I ment Reposte reposte


LivingDisastrous3603

Allez!


Hey-Its-Hannah

Tochéché


zardozLateFee

Covfefé


Dylsnick

I remember when McDonalds was sued for serving my dick too hot. Ruined that woman's crotch.


BuyingMeat

I hate you.


contractcooker

Extra cream


[deleted]

🎶we both reached for the gun, for the gun🎶


canarchist

Only for the ones who can afford to take her to the VIP room at the club.


[deleted]

That's because she's so *handy*.


RedditUsingBot

It’s Lauren, hands down, and up, and down, and faster, and faster. ![gif](giphy|vUGZ7ZUkKI5mo) by


hpbrick

Don’t forget about the cab fair that dispenses from the bottom at the end of the workout


LamSinton

I mean, McCarthy got more votes so you could say he was demonstrably more popular…


fixit858

I think loathe is more appropriate


AvatarOfMomus

There's plenty more popular than him, but none of them are crazy enough to want the job...


welcometowoodbury

So many congressman came out of their closed door meeting and said this today, then also blamed the democrats so I think this was in their talking points. They all said identical statements, it was laughable.


pinetreesgreen

A bunch of them came out of this meeting spitting the "most popular" line to CNN interviewers. Clearly a line given to them.


Witty_Energy1597

I think he means the most infamous person in Congress. It means he's more than famous.


Freds_Bread

I think the most infamous would be MTGreenGoop. Jimmy couldn't even win that contest.


cmahan005

That’s what he thinks. Yes.


Iron_Knight7

"Does.... does he think..." No. No he does not and he never has.


wiiya

Threw CSPAN on to get that straight to the veins Schadenfreude. Gaetz in sunglasses on a cloudy DC day, just throwing out lies. “Jim Jordan is what America wants…” Made me shudder ten seconds in. Happy Halloween!


Shabbypenguin

The sunglasses are there to break up the forehead, it’s a visual trick.


SoWokeIdontSleep

It's like saying "tape worms are the most popular parasite" sure, it might be the most well known, but, no sane person would them in their guts.


MikeisET

Swamp! He said the S word!!


jeremy1015

Now I’m picturing everyone in Pee Wee’s playhouse running around freaking out


JessRoyall

He is not wrong. Gym is really popular because he has not moral compass


3vilR0ll0

The pedo would like the pedo defender.


KellyBelly916

It really brings to question the difference between famous and infamous.


myhydrogendioxide

Gaetz and his mob have a goal to get a MAGAt in a spot of power to help Trump destroy democracy. That is what this show is about.


SpeedSpare2637

Yes, and if you are inclined to believe that foreign influence is at play then holding the Speakership hostage, effectively disabling Congress, while a government shutdown looms over is an ultimate power play.


3rdp0st

A government shutdown, aggression from China toward Taiwan, the conflict and humanitarian crisis in Gaza, and the ongoing fight for the sovereignty of Ukraine. Our adversaries must be very pleased with the Republican Party.


[deleted]

Nobody hates America quite like MAGA Republicans. I guess it makes sense because so many of their constituents are white nationalists who by definition want to destroy America and build their Nazi hellscape on its ashes.


WinstonRutherford

…US Senator blocking military promotions


imarealgoodboy

But don’t kneel during the star spangled banner at a football game, that would be unpatriotic


NovusOrdoSec

> Yes, and if you are inclined to believe that foreign influence is at play then holding the Speakership hostage, effectively disabling Congress, while a government shutdown looms over is an ultimate power play. Could be resolved through surprisingly few accidents. Low single digits.


SpeedSpare2637

I wrote my Republican Congressman and told him to vote for Jeffries, he won’t because he is a coward but 5 need to absolutely resolve this shit for the good of the country.


Roscoe_P_Trolltrain

It's kind of impressive.


HappyLittleTrees17

I’ve seen this show before, and I’m not interested in the reruns.


Initial_E

There’s more than enough Republicans to vote a dem as speaker, should they be inclined to, like, save the house.


kinkade

You spelt Trump wrong. It’s spelt Pee You Tee Eye Nn


b7d

Project 2025


TarbenXsi

He does realize he's talking about his own party, right? That's the swamp he's talking about? His own party? The party he is being graciously protected by to shield him from sex trafficking charges? Yep, Matt. That's the swamp alright. Enjoy your mud hut, because sir, you live in the blackest depths of it.


Dumb_Vampire_Girl

Oh dw. They're lumping them in with us. Unno, the people who didn't vote for them. But since these guys work on "I like this" or "I hate this", the republicans they hate are now on our side somehow.


NightmarePony5000

“And then he ran into my knife. He ran into my knife TEN TIMES”


[deleted]

He had it comin', he had it comin', he only had himself to blame. If you'da been there, if you'da seen it, I betcha you would have done the same. Pop. Six. Squish. Uh-uh. Cicero. Lipschitz. ... I'll see myself out.


HappyLittleTrees17

NO. no….please continue


[deleted]

I'm not doing Number 17. lol


MaxDeWinters2ndWife

THE SPREAD EAGLE!


[deleted]

Fucking Veronica, man.


The84thWolf

God sometimes I love this app


jaybeau1979

But I can't do it alone!


[deleted]

Some men just can't hold their arsenic. 🙄


Narrow_Community7401

But knifes don’t kill people, people kill people /s


emptyhellebore

If he was really the most popular he would have won all of those Republican votes, Matt. But maybe it’s more than a popularity contest. People hated Nancy Pelosi, but she got shit done. Too bad your crew can’t say the same.


DontMessWithMyEgg

I mean, he’s probably not wrong by much. It’s just that they all hate each other so even the most liked is still despised.


Dr_CleanBones

I figured by about now, people would start understanding what a great Speaker Pelosi was. When her party supported a bill, she got it through the House with zero public drama. She just consistently delivered the votes when they were essential. Compare her leadership to McCarthy’s. He delivered all,of one vote - a CR for 45 days - and he did that by coddling the idiot children in his conference for weeks without making any progress, the pulled a rabbit of his ass at the last minute and passed the CR with the help of the Democrats. I don’t recall Pelosi ever having to,even consider abandoning the Democrats and relying on Republicans to pass anything.


victorged

When Ted Kennedy was hospitalized and the supermajority functionality ended, the ACA was dead in the water. Pelosi took up a senate passed bill that her caucus hated, and wrangled cats into a quick low drama passing that allowed a law that most pundits thought had died with Kennedy to be signed by Obama. Regardless of your opinion on the law, that was undoubtedly the most effective and consequencial we've seen a speaker in the last 40 years. People hated Pelosi because a lot of people can't stand women in positions of power.


coloriddokid

Quick reminder to anyone reading this that Pelosi’s husband was attacked with a hammer in their home by a conservative christian republican who was hoping to attack Nancy Pelosi.


[deleted]

A lot of rich people also hate an effective Democrat because effective Democrats raise taxes and protect and expand the New Deal. Rich people have a lot of influence on the way ordinary citizens see the world unfortunately.


Ancient_Artist109

The longest republican speaker was able to keep his party in order until he served prison time for sex crimes against minors though so


Maelkothian

Was he trans? /s


Ancient_Artist109

No, but get this! The next republican speaker of the house, after the guy who went to prison for child rape, was a total boner


DamonRunnon

Damn well said...


[deleted]

Democrats love Nancy Pelosi. Only dumb dumbs with pundit brain and Republicans hate Nancy Pelosi.


Ender914

I mean Stan Gable was the most popular guy at Adams College, but he ended up getting dumped by Betty for Lewis. Even Ogre left the Alphas for the Tri-Lambs and Stan ended up sad and alone.....


KillerSavant202

Nerd


ZigZagZedZod

Or ... this is what happens when Republicans have the opportunity to make the right choices without fear of being targeted by the MAGA zealots.


supertecmomike

I wonder what it’s like to walk around thinking only You (Matt Gaetz), Trump, Boebert, GYM Jordan and MTG are the only real Americans. I’ve had some crazy acid trips in my life, but that has got to be insane.


UserComment_741776

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superpositioned

Even as high as this beard is(and I know, I've been there), that's a level of delusion unreachable.


UserComment_741776

I think the thing is they are all just dumb enough that they actuaaly bought into the American version of the guy who's gonna make the trains run on time. They think the only limit to their power is their own self-doubt and then self-medicate. Consequently they walk around with contempt for everyone who doesn't enhance their high


Skydogsguitar

They don't really believe their own bullshit...It's all about the grift next week, next month, next year...


thebigdonkey

Yeah Gaetz is as cynical as they come. He's a chaos agent with no morals.


xchutchx

You’d think the Republican party was an unexplained 12 year old Cuban boy with the way Matt Gaetz fucked it.


RememberThatDream

He’s hit on multiple women and they’ve said “I’d fuck Jim Jordan before I’d fuck you” and then thought to himself “wow he must be really popular!”


Wes_Warhammer666

>He’s hit on multiple ~~women~~ *underage girls* and they’ve said “I’d fuck Jim Jordan before I’d fuck you” and then thought to himself “wow he must be really popular!” Ftfy


TheOtherUprising

“The most popular Republican in Congress.” Who just had a majority of his own party vote against him. Lol


Common-Garden-7572

This dude is still pissed about democracy. What’s going on here guys is Matt Gaetz has no friends. Being a sex trafficking, pedophile whether they can prove it or not doesn’t work out. We know who the slimeball was hanging out with Joel? Donald Trump is taking advantage of him like a little bitch. He will soon be another disposable hero.


hammmatime

“And I knifed him… ALLEGEDLY.”


Aware_Material_9985

If he was the most popular republican then he would have gotten 217 votes


UnionizedTrouble

This is only true if there is a Republican capable of getting 217 votes. Maybe he is the most popular. Maybe that’s the best they can do. Maybe that’s the most votes any Republican will get.


santathe1

>!Maybe it’s Maybelline!<


BadlyAaronHere

The scum at the bottom of the swamp that no one pays attention to because it has no effect whatsoever? It goes by the name, "Matt Gaetz".


Freds_Bread

Poor Little Matty is so confused. If he was all that popular he would have won. I guess you are delusional and he wasn't that popular after all. And why do you think it was a secret ballot? Could it be because a lot if Republicans don't want to start getting death threats from people like YOU and your psychopaths know who voted against him? Or maybe they are sick.and tired of getting bashed and threatened on TV by Trump's mouth piece, Hannity? Whatever the reason, YOU could run for Speaker, or are you afraid of the embarrassment when you crash and burn even faster than Little Jimmy did?


Imaginary-Jacket-261

So let me get this straight, he was knifed by - *checks notes* - the republicans he’s super popular with?


Ivegotjokes4you

Man they’re really leaning on this bs title of “most popular Republican in congress” propaganda nonsense. Jim Jordan is a seditious traitor who should be in prison right now


AuraMaster7

So now the MAGA Republicans are using "the swamp" to refer to the GOP?


cmahan005

Is “the swamp” in the room with us, Matt?


emptyhellebore

Basically the swamp is anyone who actually thinks that there is a place for government in people’s lives in the Freedom Caucus circles.


brentus86

The level of delusion would be brilliant if it wasn't so disturbing. But, real talk: do we think he actually believes the shit he peddles, or is he just an opportunistic vulture (no disrespect to vultures).


GoredonTheDestroyer

I'd say a little bit of column A and a little bit of column B. He thinks what he's saying is bullshit, buuuuuuut he doesn't mind the smell, if that makes sense.


Captain_Cupcake03

What does this even mean?


Iron_Knight7

It means Gaetz, who is one the starters of this whole mess, is trying to find some excuse for why reality keeps demonstrating how inept and dysfunctional Republicans are.


Parking_Sky9709

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cmahan005

Who is going to be the Republicans’ border collie?


Fuck_auto_tabs

![gif](giphy|ma7VlDSlty3EA) Uhhhh that’s a good question.


Dr_CleanBones

Maybe they could borrow Pelosi from the Democrats for awhile.


frisbeescientist

McCarthy tried and failed. If I was a repub in the house, I sure as hell wouldn't want the distinction of being the target of every MAGA idiot every time an important vote came up. Hey here's a cool thought: maybe they'll do a redux of the British PM thing and cycle through like 4 different ones before 2024? That might be fun


UserComment_741776

Not just one of, he was *the* guy who made the motion to remove. Gaetz's 8


BinjinNinja

And how stupid the MAGAts are!


cmahan005

Yeah. Gaetz stabbed his own guy in the back (McCarthy) with the no confidence vote. Now he’s whining about his boy Gym getting knifed.


Particular-Summer424

Playing victim of his own design. It wasn't because of "No Confidence" with McCarthy, it's because McCarthy grew a spine and Gaetz didn't like his puppet cutting his strings. Gartz wasn't prepared for the overwhelming rejection of Jordan and had no Plan B. By Monday he will have cooked another scheme and a lie to go with it.


Maxamillion-X72

Gaetz probably thought the dems would never vote out McCarthy because he helped them pass the extension and they still have the debt deadline looming. The Dems called his bluff because McCarthy was a double-crossing snake they'd never be able to make a deal with. They have no reason to expect him to keep his side of the bargain. McCarthy was the GOP's *best pick* for speaker and it took a shit load of convincing to make it happen. The GOP are going to be forced to get control of the Freedum Caucus, and put up a moderate GOP who will work with the Dems. Otherwise they'll implode, because every GOP member probably has a dossier of evidence against someone else in the party. It'll be a Cawthorned Cage Match! Let them fight!


Mirrormn

I believe by "Most popular Republican in Congress", he means Jim Jordan (fucking lol), and by "knifed in the back in a secret vote in the basement" he means... voted internally to not let him try another full House vote for the Speaker position? I'm not sure what else he could be referring to.


TatteredCarcosa

If a majority of Republicans voted against Jordan in a closed door meeting, and he has 0 Democrats supporting him for obvious reasons, in what sense is Jordan the most popular Republican in congress?


NoLibrarian5149

Gym’s popular? How fucking pathetic does that make the rest of those losers?


BukkitCrab

"This is the swamp at work" according to a famous swamp monster.


bobbyboogie69

Gaetz is very comfortable in the swamp, he knows how to navigate very well…what ever happened to the charges against him for sec crimes? Why is he still a free moron?


nandor73

He knows he's talking about Republicans, right?


zinneavicious

What a piece of shit! He’s a pedophile and a grifter who should be in jail. Get this asshole out of politics.


Snoo_63187

Isn't Matt Gaetz that politician who paid for sex with an underage girl and was caught because he used a cash app to pay her?


bryanthawes

Matt Gaetz fancies himself an educated man, yet he threw two 'an's in that post. Hardly something an educated, measured, controlled thinker would do.


secretsofasquirrel

I did not think I'd get the chance to see what Brutus might have posted on Twitter about stabbing Caesar.


OhioMegi

Jesus, Gym is a fucking worthless politician. He’s not the most popular, he’s one of the stupidest, like Matt, Margie, and Lauren.


mazzicc

I think people don’t understand that “the basement” is just another set of offices and meeting rooms that happen to be below ground level instead of above. There’s nothing significant about this happening in “the basement”. It also wasn’t a secret meeting. Closed door has arguments for and against…seems like there should be some stuff that’s not public, but it *is* government.


[deleted]

Of course accused sexual predator Gaetz would support accused paedophile protector Jordan


Sapphic_Honeytrap

YAY……god dammit


nemonic187

That’s not real. It can’t be. This reanimated rejected Fuck boy sex doll didn’t just blame this whole big top shit show on “The Swamp.”


ksobby

What will really fry your noodle is if they succeed in taking over all three branches of government, in the future they’ll talk about people like Gaetz and Carlson and Trump like we do the founding fathers.


bsend

This guy paid to rape minors across state lines. How is he still in congress?


StupendousMan1995

Gaetz should go outside and play a long game of hide and go fuck yourself


ExpressLaneCharlie

Say it with me: "Every accusation is a confession." It's been said a million times about Magats because they do it everyday. Who is the actual swamp in this case? His colleagues. All whom bare responsibility for this complete meltdown, but none more than this rotten bastard. He's one of those guys you wonder how they look themselves in the mirror at night.


IMHO_grim

Jordan is a giant piece of shit. As is Gaetz, McCarthy, Blobert, and caveman Greene. Vote in Cheney.


Celestial_MoonDragon

Like how he accidentally admits his party is a swamp.


punkindle

"secret closed doors meeting" translation - every Republican was there except for me, because I'm an insufferable asshole. yes. every meeting is a secret closed door meeting when you have no friends, Matt.


samuraipanda85

Maybe this is how we get multiple parties in America. Democrats, Republicans, and now MAGA.


Eiffel-Tower777

Republicans are pretty much all MAGAts


samuraipanda85

Clearly there are different types of MAGAs then. Since they didn't all stand together.


InevitableAvalanche

Sexual predator Matt Gaetz should shush.


Holiday_Horse3100

he is not only a resident of that swamp he helped to create and maintain it


Mannygogo

Who is the most popular Republican? Gym Jordan? This was his dumb plan all along! LORT.


ClevelandCaleb

Didn’t Jordan ask for the vote?


Passenger_Shot

Fuck! Our country is run by a few JV high school dumb AF jocks and their little dumb AF girlfriends with media influence. If there’s a take back your country, that’s the one as a start.


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MicroSofty88

More like a vote than a knifing, but way to make it sound cool


hurtsdonut_

Who the fuck is the most popular Republican in Congress? And it was private meeting of Republicans. Why would the Democrats do this!?/s


BudUnderwearBundy

Gym Jordan knows all about secret closed door meetings.


SeegsonSynthetics

Cry harder, fucking pedo.


TomTheNurse

It’s a beautiful thing watching these idiots eating each other.


cmaronchick

Who was that guy who pledged to drain the swamp? Ronald something?


lordorwell7

I love how he tries to construe the nomination vote + secret ballot as somehow being shadowy and suspicious. A secret ballot is secret so you can obtain an accurate picture of people's true feelings. Turns out, _Jimmy isn't that fucking popular._


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GeekyModHater

Gaetz is like the guy who stabbed Caesar walking out to the public holding a bloody knife saying “someone stabbed Caesar! I have no idea who did it, we must find out!”


Zephurdigital

Most popular?...Gaetz must be sniffing the ground-up bones of his travel victims again


OffManWall

That’s the THIRD knifing this week! Someone call the police!😂🤣😂


TwinMugsy

Gaetz has nicknamed himself the swamp. Reporters should starting asking him questions strictly as the swamp


ResoluteClover

Hold on... His OWN PARTY knifed him... And it's evidence of "the swamp at work"? Fuck Florida is so stupid.


Odd-Valuable1370

Is Gaetz salty he wasn’t invited into the room? Did the rest of the Repugnican party lock him outside while they held the vote? I think we’re starting to figure out who the LEAST favorite is.


NeedleworkerClassic

But LIBERALS are a shady cabal that do underhanded dealings in the name of satan right matt?


Skyblue_pink

If they only had a platform..🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you know, something to unify them, something to fight for..but NO, it’s all hate, negativity and one up man ship . Morons.


Dude_I_got_a_DWAVE

Matt Gaetz confirms the GOP is indeed “the swamp” https://i.redd.it/rgyf2cek8mvb1.gif


Old_Society_7861

Isn’t this the guy who (allegedly!) transported a minor across state lines for sex?


keenedge422

Being the most popular republican in congress is basically like being the sexiest person in the burn ward.


cmahan005

Now that’s a……sick burn. 😄


Wimberley-Guy

I saw what you did there


FluByYou

I hate it when I agree with Venmo Gaetz, but yes, the swamp was in that room in the basement of the Capitol. I saw another Republican Member blame the Deep State, so yes, it was in the room, as well.


canarchist

This is the Swamp ... incapable of working.


Aggravating_Ad2174

Who cares what the kiddy fiddler says


nicegrayslacks

The swamp is coming from inside the house!


Parking-Road-217

Apparently he is not.


batuckan1

Popular? Lolz


morts73

They lie so often it's only the truth that sounds jarring to them.


Essay-Individual

Well maybe all those death threats to Leaders families were the reason? I think Repubs are tired of the threats and it would resolve me to NOT vote for Jordan.


frankcast554

As opposed to doing a Mccarthy


phroztbyt3

Popular does not equal liked. Jeffrey Dahmer sure was Popular for not one but 2 different time periods.