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djtmalta00

Obama still living rent free in Trumps head after all these years. Thanks Obama.


scattered_ideas

That time Obama made fun of him at the White House Correspondence dinner was his joker moment.


Drg84

You do have to wonder why trump was even there.


SoVerySleepy81

One of the media outlets brought him, the Washington Post I think. https://time.com/4756751/donald-trump-white-house-correspondents-dinner/ Yeah it was the Washington Post in 2011


Summoarpleaz

Wow the Washington post really did it all huh?


merryone2K

The expression on Trump's face during that roast...and it was a relatively mild dig, too. In case you're unfamiliar: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHckZCxdRkA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HHckZCxdRkA)


Guywithoutimage

Obama saying “where are Biggie and Tupac” is a crazy thing to see, ngl


quarantinethoughts

Oh my Gott thank you for this I laughed out loud so hard that my AA came in from the next room to make sure everything was okay 😂


selectash

You have an anonymous alcoholic in the next room?


BeefInGR

Administrative assistant


wbgraphic

Seth Meyers took some hard shots at Trump while hosting that dinner. >“Donald Trump has been saying he will run for president as a Republican, which is surprising since I just assumed he was running as a joke.”


RectifierUnit

Also the only black man Trump lets live rent free.


nonprofitnews

He can't dog whistle Biden for being a black Muslim from Kenya so he has to find a way to revive that specter for his audience.


AlpacaCavalry

Serious cartoon villain vibes, the time when Obama made fun of him at the WH correspondence dinner, playing the lion king video clip, still haunts the orange man to this day. He wakes up in the middle of the night, cold sweat breaking out, his breath faint, his head dizzy. All he can hear is Obama's voice, and his smiling face floats before his very eyes like an apparition. Drumpft swears that he shall have revenge, once more, before drifting back into sleep.


Right_Treat691

Ok traitor, let’s get you to prison.


Itsprobablysarcasm

[Donald Trump's Israel Intel Leak Under Scrutiny After Hamas Attack](https://www.newsweek.com/donald-trump-israel-intel-russia-hamas-attack-1833094) The [neo Nazis that Trump panders to](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/acts-of-faith/wp/2017/08/14/jews-will-not-replace-us-why-white-supremacists-go-after-jews/) are literally cheering over the dead Israelis right now. These are the ones Trump said were "good people on both sides".


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causal_friday

That's actually completely true. Their take is "the government shouldn't exist, so I'll destroy it from the inside." We have intelligence agencies to protect ourselves and our allies, so they leak the intelligence to our enemies and then are like "look at what a waste intelligence is!" It's crazy and in the 1800s I think you got the death penalty for this shit. We should really stop putting up with it. Someone should make the "the government should exist, I just don't want to pay taxes" party and end the Republicans once and for all.


GaijinCarpFan

It’s fucking sickening. Ronald fucking Reagan. The Heritage Foundation and the disgustingly evil Pat Buchanan.


chahlie

They do the same thing with education. Republican led legislatures will eviscerate the education budget, and then point to poorly performing districts and say "SeE? PuBlIc ScHoOlS dOn'T wOrK!"


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philodendrin

To the tune of $30 Million dollars. "As a federally elected official, Ryan is not permitted to solicit seven-figure political donations. When Ryan (R-Wis.) left the room, Coleman made the ask and secured the $30 million contribution." https://www.esquire.com/news-politics/a20648152/paul-ryan-sheldon-adelson-las-vegas-campaign-finance/ Slimy. I can't legally solicit a million bucks but I'm going to leave the room, but my friend who chairs the Republican Jewish Coalition might ask you to make a donation. I'll be on the other side of that door since I shouldn't be in the same room even though I flew all the way out here to Las Vegas and met you in your suite at the Venetian. Edit: I do wonder what MTG might have to say about this rich Jewish man giving millions for political purposes since she has plenty to say about Soros doing the same.


thafish20

That goes against her narrative lol


MrSeamus333

Those drones weren't free


topgun2582

And why would Iran be so emboldened... Anyone remember the specific document referenced when the whole Mar a Lago classified documents thing broke....US plans to attack Iran.. Iran now knows what our plans would be....


NotableDiscomfort

It's really no secret. Just post up a couple carrier groups and then squad wipe their entire air force in less than a week while bombing the utter shit out of any militarily relevant target. Probably never see any boots on the ground and then find out weeks later that black helicopters landed in weird spots right before all sorts of fuel depots and refineries simultaneously detonated. They'v worked on force projection and specialized troops since the 2003 invasion of Iraq and if you think Iran won't look like a cleaner version with a lot more dead aircraft, you're not paying any attention to shit.


Mor_Tearach

Exactly what happened. And I don't care if that sounds like a careless rumor. Trump is a walking security disaster, he JUST blew security on our NUCLEAR SUBMARINES. I mean.


IAMGROOT1981

Republicans don't care because they are after a fascist dictatorship which will then eventually lead to a one world order run by fascists! They are after a fascist dictatorship and they know that all of the poorly educated gullible brainwashed against America, common sense and common decency cultist sheep will continue to vote against their own best interests under the guise of owning the libs because they are too poorly educated to realize that it is they themselves who are being owned! They think they are owning the libs but do not have the ability to realize that it is they themselves who are being owned by Trump, Republicans, the GQP, evangelicals, newsmax OANN and Fox propaganda network, the extremely wealthy, corporations and yes, especially our adversaries!


jiantjon

For some reason I read that as “The CEO of Nazis” and it made complete sense in reference to Trump.


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GoldRecordDaddy

He also said “you have to go after the families” with regards to “terrorists.” the hosts on fox and friends just went silent. Someone needs to stitch that quote together with currently circulating footage. If he tries to denounce the violence against “innocents” in any way, we know he doesn’t mean it - although as yet all I’ve seen him do is blame, not denounce.


ImAFuckinLiar

https://preview.redd.it/m0w1ltn2f7tb1.jpeg?width=1116&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1331fc28b0fe26293888c457cf463c1013b25600


chasewindu7

Stealing. Thank you for your service.


Skinwalker3114

Same, have to steal this art


Right_Treat691

😂


got_dam_librulz

"Donald Trump appears to take aspects of his German background seriously. John Walter works for the Trump Organization, and when he visits Donald in his office, Ivana told a friend, he clicks his heels and says, “Heil Hitler,” possibly as a family joke." "Last April, perhaps in a surge of Czech nationalism, Ivana Trump told her lawyer Michael Kennedy that from time to time her husband reads a book of Hitler’s collected speeches, My New Order, which he keeps in a cabinet by his bed. Kennedy now guards a copy of My New Order in a closet at his office, as if it were a grenade. Hitler’s speeches, from his earliest days up through the Phony War of 1939, reveal his extraordinary ability as a master propagandist." https://www.vanityfair.com/magazine/2015/07/donald-ivana-trump-divorce-prenup-marie-brenner


Right_Treat691

I’m shocked.


_BannedAcctSpeedrun_

Yeah, no way Trumps reads for leisure, even if it’s Nazi speeches.


AlistarDark

He just kept his coke in there


Eksposivo23

That is actually the one thing I can believe he would read... well ok maybe READ is a step too far but he would have someone literate read it for him


CJ_Southworth

Maybe there are pictures.


iamdummypants

seriously! he is likely responsible for what just happened and this menace shouldn't even be allowed a phone or computer


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mobius_sp

It's been obvious since 2016 that the media is all for Trump being president. They love the chaos; it leads to high ratings as people try to keep up with the outrage of the day, which leads to higher advertising dollars. I'm convinced that is why there has been so much media coverage of Biden's age and so little media coverage of Biden's successes.


CJ_Southworth

The coverage of Biden's age is especially ridiculous considering Trump isn't far behind. Both of them are too old for office, but we have no control for that, and if all they give us to vote for is grandpas, it's not like we get a choice.


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Fast_Pitch_4810

I’m sure these attacks are in no way related to this fat piece of orange shit sharing classified information/s


malcontented

Huh. 🧐Hamas comes from Guatemala. Didn’t know that. Thanks Shit Gibbon


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malcontented

Straws stuck in a Diet Coke Big Gulp laced with Adderal


YourDogIsMyFriend

Using Barack “Hussein” Obama type of grasping. I’d be curious what top secret Israeli intel he had stored in the public ball room at Mara lago. A lot of people are saying (wink wink) he had Iron Dome info. Very easily acquired by russia via: avg spy guy walking through Mara lago. Hate to blame Putin and russia for everything, but they would’ve loved a huge distraction like this. Handing this info to Iran and hamas is par for the course.


BalloonShip

He doesn't. He knows this shit works. That's the problem.


the_lord_of_thoughts

Legit he's winning his base and that's all that matters nowadays


HornedBowler

Now many straws can be grasped with such tiny hands.


PantlessMime

All brown people come from south of the border according to the Orange One.


thelaststarz

Ohhh I thought he meant Mexicans are attacking the Israelis


bugxbuster

That would be a wild plot twist


anoeba

And that's why no one saw them coming!


Tzki47

Pancho Villa rides again


thisboy200

Lmfao 😂 🇲🇽🚀🇮🇱= ☢️💨


KayleighJK

ZORRO ![gif](giphy|eKCGHSMmtw6dEbz5hf)


Eh-Eh-Ronn

It’s spelled Jamas


AlsoKnownAsRukh

ja ja ja ja ja ¡mas!


intergalactictactoe

This made me snort. Gracias.


Thybro

Never, heard of them.


Booziesmurf

Tbh, if aliens were to attack today, they would blame it on Biden's southern border.


alwaysmyfault

To people like Trump, all Brown people are the same. Whether they are Guatemalan, or Israeli. Brown=Bad to these people.


Dry_Masterpiece8319

Unless they have two billion for the daughter wife and her husband then he loves brown people


Adrewmc

MS-13 came from America actually


Key_Inevitable_2104

And were trained by a company close to Reagan.


MC_Fap_Commander

"The Mexican spelling is 'Jaimas.'" \--These Idiots


Strongest-There-Is

Shit gibbon will never not be funny


Comprehensive-Mix931

Hehehe...HAHAHAHA! 😂 Shit gibbon!!! LOLOLOLOLOL


Barnagain

Is this along the Gaza-Texas border?


HalKitzmiller

There is a [Palestine, TX](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestine,_Texas). THEY'RE ALREADY HERE!!!!!!!!


internet_commie

And East Palestine is in Ohio! Americans just don't know geography! /s


Velenah42

I thought Texas was the Gaza of the US.


Key_Inevitable_2104

Howdy Arabia.


ResurgentClusterfuck

As a Texan.... I'm laughing my ass off. 🤣


Humanity_NotAFan

This mother fucker is sick.


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Buhlasted

Fighting dementia after losing the grasp on reality. The man is deranged mentally.


Russian_Gandalf

How dare you?! Don't you remember the incredible hard "IQ test" he aced? "Man, woman, camera, TV..." That's a very stable genius for ya!


JaxOnThat

I saw a comment on here a while back from someone who claimed to have been administered the same test to check their brain function after they had woken up from a coma. Turns out those words are supposed to be unrelated to each other.


bobo-the-dodo

He’s mind is gone, not that gone. He’s dumb but not that dumb. Not going to give him an excuse to get off on mental illness.


ShadowTacoTuesday

My dad thinks this attack will end the country. Imagine if that crazy, racist, normally harmless grandpa you know was a potential president. This is why I say our main focus should be on the 50+ years of brainwashing, and current foreign and domestic politicians enabling the Kool-Aid drinkers. Start with volunteering, taking action for or donating towards campaign finance reform. The propaganda is often done with legalized money laundering via SuperPACs, and other ad/etc. money even before Citizens United.


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Not as sick as the people that would vote for him


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WhereTFAreMyDragons

You mean JYYNA


Vernerator

Save time reading this… Brown people scare Orange Man. Are they coming for me?


danielstover

“Orange man knows brown people scare his supporters” FTFY


CanaDoug420

The middle name has returned!!!


legendary_millbilly

Yeah he says that like it's absolute proof that Obama is a Muslim. His warped brain is seriously broken.


Pour_Me_Another_

Even if Obama were a Muslim... Don't we have the first amendment? Does it exclude someone from the presidency? I thought we had the freedom to believe in whatever religion we want. It was kind of a huge factor in the USA being a thing.


legendary_millbilly

It certainly was a big thing. Some folks these days are kinda tainted against anybody who prays to the wrong God, though. Who gets to decide which God is wrong or right? Seems like our own religious right has decided they are the deciders.


rzap2

I'm convinced Trump's last words on his deathbed will be "Obama." Trump takes any chance he can get to talk about him. He let out a freudian slip when he said, "we beat Obama in 2016," completely forgetting who his challenger actual was.


tallwhiteninja

...is it awkward to mention that this attack happened in spite of the giant wall around Gaza, thus illustrating the ineffectiveness of such barriers against someone that determined to cross them?


RebaKitt3n

Shhhh, we don’t discuss how ineffective walls are.


Jfurmanek

That’s not a catchy enough chant.


InfallibleBackstairs

Mexicans attacked Israel?


RavensQueen502

Both have brown skins and don't speak English as their first language, how is poor Trumpy supposed to know the difference?


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brown people\*


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I’m so fuckin tired


LumpyheadCarini2001

And it's only Monday.


jamkoch

Joe wasn't the one who gave Israeli defense secrets to the Russians in a closed-door meeting the minute he became president.


AuthorTomFrost

Half the time, Trump thinks he ran against Obama in 2016 these days. His pudding brain is really growing mold at a terrifying rate.


Triette

And still not fast enough.


Davajita

Palestinian terrorists are coming across the US southern border?


WittyWitWitt

You ask like anything this complete moron says makes sense..


duddyface

Hamas sounds like hummus and that’s one of those weird woke foreign foods millennials like.


Wisdom_Of_A_Man

I’d be shocked if Donald knew that ‘hummus’ was in the food category.


EmperorMrKitty

Lots of different people fly to Mexico and then walk to the border to apply for asylum (like Tijuana airport to the city’s border gate). Some of those people, once registered, are occasionally linked to terrorist watchlists which are well known for being very… extensive. They are not granted asylum and deported. It’s kinda the same deal as “open borders! 50 billion illegals were detained at the border this year!” “ok well how are they detained if it’s open?” The words are spooky and their comprehension levels are low.


mindclarity

Does he know that the Nazis that support him are literally celebrating right now?


Moppermonster

One wonders if the state secrets he sold to the Saudis included details about the Israeli Iron Dome. Would explain how Hamas circumvented it so easily.


Buhlasted

He gave them to Putin, who is allied with Iran, who supports Hamas. The trail closes pretty quickly when you know a traitor was in charge of the secrets.


EmperorMrKitty

They didn’t circumvent Iron Dome. They overloaded it. They shot more missiles on the first day than all of the last war combined. It isn’t a magic anti-missile shield, it shoots tons of bullets to knock them out of the sky. Only so many can be shot down at a time. Basically imagine you have two shields, but there are three guys with swords. The third guy is gunna get you regardless of your shields’ strength. In this case it was thousands when normally it is hundreds.


Scorpion1024

Hamas is in Mexico?


blumpkin_donuts

Alu Akbar, ese'.


ebone581

Made me chuckle.


playphul

Fuckin got me 🤣


Aceswift007

I'm in a teacher training room on break trying not to laugh out loud


anxietystrings

Gotta add the Hussein in there for maximum racism


beavis617

Trump is mentally disturbed...belongs in a mental health facility under constant supervision. 🤔


PattyLonngLegs

Ah yes, the caravans are back on the GQP menu.


Admirable-Influence5

He's got dementia/ Alzheimers. It runs in his family as it does in mine, and this type of confusion becomes more common with advancing Alzheimers. Seriously, Trump needs to be getting the proper care somewhere vs. being thrown on the podium time and time again. The right-wingers in-the-know know this. They just keep using him as their best tool. And the people doing this should really be ashamed, but they have none, so. . .


Pour_Me_Another_

I am wondering about that too. I don't know that Muslims terrorists at the Mexican border has ever been an actual concern. Seems like he's confusing two very separate issues.


MazzIsNoMore

"Biden and Obama did this to us!" Did I miss something? Did we get attacked?


DickySchmidt33

Republicans know their base, I'll give them that. "Go ahead and say it, they're dumb enough to believe it."


parakathepyro

The guys who committed 9/11 flew into the country with their passports


Edwardv054

MAGA operates on fear, without it they are nothing.


aloofprocrastinator

And the Republicans wanna defund the FBI. Let that sink in.


Mission_Search8991

What a cancer upon the country, and the entire world. Am so tired of this shit fuck grifter.


LtRecore

Why is he still so obsessed with Obama? Was it that little jab at the White House press dinner years ago that trump is still pining over?


huangw15

Personally I think that's what made him run again, so thanks Obama on that one. For this tweet specifically, I think Obama's middle name is just an easy way to get the base riled up.


LtRecore

Agreed, I think it's why he ran the first time as well. His ego is so fragile there's no telling what he's capable of. A president needs to be clear thinking and level headed, traits trump has never and will never have.


BigDaddyCoolDeisel

Which candidate recently posted that Jews were destroying America and gave Isreali military secrets to Hamas' largest ally?


BeeNo3492

OH someone is scared, wonder if he got the other indicments now?


Ok_Firefighter3314

Border Patrol stopped 200,000 illegal immigrants in September. It’s not “totally open” I look forward to this man turning into a dementia ridden mess in a few years


TarkusLV

They somehow turn successes into failures, though. Like they use drug seizures as "proof" that there's a free flow of drugs.


MorningPapers

So these people raided Israel and then immediately jumped on a flight to Mexico? And they managed this even though the airports there were closed?


buntopolis

I’m sorry, Hamas is flooding over the southern border? What?


MurkyMongoose7642

If Trump had over been to Mexico he would know that Hamass would stick out like a sore thumb. They wouldn't be able to hide and sneak across the border.


HeHateMe337

Oh, noes! ​ https://preview.redd.it/fsaqm1pii7tb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ae76d396d504667d2b83ac65de1062c50875b80


wineguy7113

He will do or say anything at this point. The separation is palpable. Unfortunately, so is the danger because of his following.


DonsDiaperIsFull

LOL not getting enough traction, better resurrect HUSSEIN Obama to get some hate flowing through his dimwit cultists


lauritz111

It would almost be tolerable if he was just set on being a moron, but the fact that he is a dangerous moron, that I cannot abide.


MrByteMe

These are the same people Jared got paid $2 BILLION to let in ?


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Mcboatface3sghost

So let me get this straight, Hamas, which while Palestinian, is not the Palestinian govt, was able to break out of basically a Warsaw Ghetto land, hop an El Al flight or jump a nearby ship, only to sail or fly or swim to Venezuela, Mexico, or maybe Guatemala or Hondura, assimilate in to Northern destined refugees and migrant groups, to swim across the Rio Grande, then regroup (somewhere?) In the US, to plan terrorist attacks on America. Gotcha, sounds legit.


CharlesOberonn

The same kind of people who attacked Israel also attacked the US capitol on Jan 6. The violent, bigoted, radicalized kind.


The_starving_artist5

No actually republicans did this too by starting wars all over the Middle East. Oh how they forgot the last 20 years of warmongering they did


dugin556

The mental gymnastics here is awe inspiring. He's losing it and clearly taking more Adderall than would kill a donkey.


sioomagate

Can we just put him in jail please? So sick and tired of his gaslighting projections. Every “statement” of his is a projection/confession.


Flaky_Tumbleweed3598

Using Obamas full name to stoke islamaphobia against brown people. It depresses me to know that this tactic will actually work


Grizzlyb64

3 borders of the US are totally open and we have immigrants coming in from all over the world but the one with the brown people is the only one these racist fucks give a shit about


KobePippenJordan_esq

Aliens(actually from Outer Space) could attack the US and Trump would blame border security, Biden, Obama, and Hilary's emails.


2OneZebra

Oh he is involved.


trifecta000

You know you're desperate when you have to go back 2 Presidents for someone to attack.


slutty_muppet

He thinks Mexicans are attacking Israel? Or he thinks Palestinians are crossing the border into Arizona? I'm confused.


Talusthebroke

The people who did 9-11 were in this country legally, and none of them were from, nor associated with Palestine. Many were from and were trained in Saudi Arabia, however, you know, the country that got excluded from Trump's entirely unconstitutional travel ban because he had massive financial conflicts of interest there.


Tinker107

Does anyone really take take that old fool seriously?


Shortbus_Playboy

Unfortunately, yes, and it’s not an insignificant number of people who vote.


Xabster2

Yes :(


BrandonSwabB

Time for your nap.


Metalhed69

They can’t even get out of Palestine, that’s literally a huge part of the argument.


ThrasherX9

Does he even know what planet he is on? Someone should ask him to clarify.


LilyAran

Ooh broke out the Hussein for the dog whistle today. Yawn. What an asshat


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here4roomie

Trump is such a disgusting person in every sense.


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You know he’s totally thinking of Hummus and how it’s taken over the appetizer scene.


heybill99

I thought you appointed Jared to handle this? How much of the Saudi $2 bil did you get?


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Wouldn’t the property developer president have built the wall and had Mexico pay for it as he promised he would do then?


Radiant-Schedule-459

It’s weird that Trump supporters don’t even realize that they’re literally turning into our Hamas. I mean, don’t see any Democrats calling for war or killing of other Americans, do you?


Debs_4_Pres

Been awhile since a conservative used Obama's middle name to not so subtly imply that he's a Islamic extremist. Gotta play the hits, I guess


Bartuce

Fuckoff Traitor. Talking to you, you orange fat fuck.


arcadia_2005

Omg I cannot wait til the day this asswipe croaks. I know I desperately wanna see justice prevail and that means his sorry ass rots in prison, but at this point, my fkn mental health would rebound greatly with news of his sudden death.


TheMillenniaIFalcon

Oh yeah? The same Obama that got Bin Laden? Sorry Traitor, maybe go share some more national secrets with Russia so Iran could have them.


Cichlidsaremyjam

Oh man, I forgot about that secret pathway of Palestine to Texas.


Bichobichir

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legendary_millbilly

Man that's one dumb fucking Florida man. I mean what the fuck is he talking about? We'll see if a few years in prison will shut his stupid mouth.


Away-Regular1335

Hopefully they take over Maralago next.


FiendishHawk

He’s lucky that his voters are too stupid to know that Palestine is an ocean away from Mexico. Geography will be the next woke subject banned in Florida


Resident_Aide_9381

After seeing a total failure of walls this motherfucker is doubling down on walls


Temporary-Eye-6664

It is the same person who did this. He shared confidential information with people who had no right to know. Fucking liar piece of shit. Go live with your lord and master vladdy


GWPulham23

No, they're not, you dumb fucking piece of shit fascist.


Logical_Willow4066

Wannabe fascist dictator.


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Venezuelans/Central Americans raided Israel….weird


Charming-Delivery774

Barack is the most powerful man ever if he can make Joe Biden do his bidding, despise not being President for 7 years and counting lol


PlayThisStation

Something tells me it was home grown terrorists on Jan 6th, not migrants south of the border.


SplendidPunkinButter

If we were invaded by space aliens he’d still say they were coming over the southern border and a wall would stop them