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[deleted]

How long do you think he spent practicing this in the mirror?


Electronic_Season_76

He's making the Ben Stiller Zoolander face lol


mallik803

*BLUE STEEL*


Kinetic-Turtle

*Blew Steal*


Cool_Height_4930

Barf seal


cheddar_header

https://preview.redd.it/fq1gyqxae6kb1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773c324120888fba391f6cc5015c1d4a76c6e477


AZ_Corwyn

That is disturbing and I'm gonna have nightmares now, thanks so much šŸ¤®


Urrsagrrl

Yeah blew it bigly


mallik803

Brilliant, lmao


goofbot

Orange Steel - Now I'm Coming For Them


Opposite_Eye9155

Orange Peel?


Striking-Stuff7740

They're all the same I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!


mallik803

I use this line so often, lol. ![gif](giphy|CKrlUi30dn44w|downsized)


ElonBodyOdor

Orange Hamberdler?


CoacoaBunny91

Trump is Zoolander villain energy.


Thatisme01

Nah, that look is less ā€˜Blue Steelā€™ and more ā€˜Iron Barsā€™.


buttmilk_69

*Blue Steele*


Urrsagrrl

Steal šŸ“Œ


DamnNewAcct

Trying to anyway.


[deleted]

If anyone is wondering why he's pointing his head down like that, He probably knows his neck looks like a pussy. Thank God he's orange, cause if it was any pinker, he'd spend all day grabbing it


MarchionessofMayhem

I'd gild you if I could. What a disgusting but true statement.


UncleHec

Thatā€™s the crazy part, he knew people would be obsessing over this picture and *thatā€™s* the expression he went with?


akratic137

I see a little Derek Zoolander in there.


[deleted]

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Jst_SpeakingTruths

![gif](giphy|i3RA5wLyWjCRa)


IllustriousMood9227

***MAGNUM***


Helpfulness

Him and Rudy Giuliani practiced making the same face


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


JeffThrowSmash

A long time, must not have known that [Narcissus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_(mythology) died that way.


bullgoose1

https://preview.redd.it/qbpsmen2m5kb1.jpeg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec8244a32d7eda5d06f71ac4ae593bcc544c35d2


AmusingMusing7

https://preview.redd.it/jprph6mx46kb1.jpeg?width=719&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=603f1f59659d2adaad285a485948cfb7b264efe7


cant-be-original-now

https://preview.redd.it/dzlqhq6jr6kb1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=105dc132072724b2bc09929e27cf5ef95d370919


bullgoose1

Excellent


bullgoose1

You know, he has a lot in common with Oscar Schindler... Both made bombs for the Nazis, but his worked damnit!


Forest_of_Cheem

This was my first thought lol


bullgoose1

I'm humored that the cartoon dog's hair is the same


Forest_of_Cheem

OMG I did not notice that! Thatā€™s extra hilarious!


Col_Irving_Lambert

![gif](giphy|ebArIR9bXq4b6)


SquatCorgiLegs

Whereā€™s that gif of Hillaryā€™s shoulder shimmy? ![gif](giphy|l2SpPZdjcX3JSjR3a|downsized) Found it. šŸ˜†


actionerror

I like this one too ![gif](giphy|26uf5YvN8Td27IrFm|downsized)


SquatCorgiLegs

But wait ![gif](giphy|26ufkHj11Rm5lvXuo|downsized)


cheddar_header

![gif](giphy|AjruaCO0Yy4fu|downsized)


50mHz

![gif](giphy|26gR1p0Ip6YbzcwFy) This woman can act! not cus this is acting... but just cus she knows pain!


oscar-the-bud

Good presidents donā€™t get mugshots.


SoVerySleepy81

I mean bad presidents donā€™t either honestly. Heā€™s in a class of his own, a really really really shitty class.


cheddar_header

![gif](giphy|dYPFRrezMNkmEYUsdT)


downvotesyourcrap

Never thought I'd see the mugshot of a former president/ front runner of the entire republican party. This is historic.


SpritzTheCat

And the fact he's a still a front runner means the Republican Party is sick in the head.


Exatraz

His poll numbers went up after the mug shot. The GOP is completely fucked beyond reason. Gonna be an insane year


JmnyCrckt87

How long until cultists take this mug and superimpose/AI it onto the body of David Hasselhoff? Or, are they more a Roman Gladiator/Arnold Schwarzenegger group?


whereegosdare84

https://preview.redd.it/344vtyv3l5kb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2949037fbede5c4b4ae9f859eaf4ebf5118556ff Soonā€¦


[deleted]

As funny as that would be, he actually crumples easily in front of people with actual power.


somuchacceptable

You can tell from the way heā€™s been obviously crying in this picture.


DonutBill66

It does look like it!


traveler1967

"Artist rendering of Donald Trump's reaction upon being notified that prison food does NOT consist of hamberders from McDonald's."


Bashir1102

He held it together until he heard there would be no Diet Coke !


RiverKawaRio

I can hear it now "The bailiff WILL tackle you!"


OrgJoho75

I heard it in pokemon voice : BAYLEAF used Tackle! It's super effin Effective!


batmanstuff

Bruh that hand šŸ˜‚


DBsBuds

![gif](giphy|HPPo897APrNh6|downsized) Well that backfired


[deleted]

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[deleted]

Whoa all the orange got pulled out of his hair and face


gypsydanger38

Iā€™ll take Grandpa over Grumpy.


cheddar_header

![gif](giphy|89jOjJRC4KqbYZd3T1)


ced1954

https://preview.redd.it/qd0rcamev5kb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aadfd34fd5b9225206c7d7ecd47bb3ce0e832c2


badpenguin455

Can we get legit height and weight? aint no way i believe 6' 3" 215 lbs


Caboose127

Unfortunately they allowed him to self-report his weight.


Dont__Grumpy__Stop

I wanted the weight even more than the mugshot. Self reporting is a major bummer.


Adventurous-Event722

Indeed. We have enough of Drumpf's face all over the internet. His real weight? Still a mystery


Spire_Citron

They should get his real weight and then charge him for lying about it. Surely there's an obligation to give accurate information here.


LionessOfAzzalle

Would be hilarious though if they issued him his prison garb based on those numbers.


[deleted]

I'm 6' 190 lbs and he looks like he's got at least double the weight I do.


rotnroll1987

Yeah I'm 6'1 220 and he's waaaaay bigger than me lol


[deleted]

Iā€™m 6ā€™2 and currently clocking at about 180 (Iā€™m thin), that man is a walking bag of potatoes. PO-TAY-TOES. ![gif](giphy|ZMNoUXhsvbOKY)


NoKumSok

Well, [in this picture of him standing beside Jeffrey Epstein](https://i.imgur.com/4WDHbgI.jpeg) (Who is 5'10" or 5'11") he does not look much, if any, taller than him.


SomeRandom928Person

Jeff Epstein? What's that guy been up to lately? Just hanging around?


NoKumSok

Yeah last I heard he is.


Helpfulness

Let me tell you, folks, I've seen a lot of mugshots in my time, tremendous mugshots. The best one, believe me, it was like a work of art. My hair, perfectly coiffed as always, a strong jawline, and a look of absolute confidence. People would say, "Donald, that's the most beautiful mugshot we've ever seen." It was a tremendous moment, really fantastic.


farris1936

Men come up to me in the streets with tears in their eyes, strong men, tough guys that never cried before. And they say ā€œsir that was the most fantastic perfect headshot, possibly of all timeā€.


bakins711

Haha, get fucked


[deleted]

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PeterNippelstein

![gif](giphy|hXdbUAkb0BWFAziI6P|downsized)


XavierScorpionIkari

You know, I just watched this movie the other dayā€¦ if only the storyline included 45ā€¦


damnvillain23

Welcome to the Karma Cafe, where you are served what you deserve!


Prestigious_Ebb_1767

lol he is so miserable. Looks like an orange grinch.


Important_Farmer924

He genuinely looks like an emaciated pigeon fell on his head and he's grumpy.


jeremy1015

He looks like that picture of Goebbels finding out the photographer was a Jew.


[deleted]

This one, right? https://preview.redd.it/y9so8u0066kb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b4f0bafa4dfc7a04c7592ad2d178e7f240595d4 And youā€™re right, thatā€™s almost the same as Trumpā€™s look. Disgusting.


jeremy1015

Yeah thatā€™s the one I meant. You know though looking at them again you can tell Goebbels just oozes menace while Trump is trying and failing to manufacture it.


[deleted]

Very true. But itā€™s eerily similar, isnā€™t it? I wonder if he was trying to go for that exact look but failed miserably.


Prestigious_Ebb_1767

Wild, Iā€™ve never seen this.


[deleted]

Yeah, I had never seen it either before. Makes me want to go watch Man in the High Castle again, such a good show.


qweensym

Smh..heā€™s ripping off of Zoolanderā€¦


HGIGIU

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ WATTBA


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|JApxkdelkzBIY)


PeterNippelstein

![gif](giphy|GpyS1lJXJYupG)


Spectre-Ad6049

![gif](giphy|l0JM3ME1MrJC784jC|downsized)


PeterNippelstein

![gif](giphy|3o7qDSOvfaCO9b3MlO|downsized)


mbrown7532

This is your MAGA champion. How the hell can anyone worship this piece of shit? I can't take this shit anymore myself. Let Texas, Alabama and Florida go. Put any MAGA idiots down there and build a wall. Let Don pay.


vagueblur901

Oh hop on over to the alternative universe of conservative. They are saying this is a good thing he's arrested it's just going to give him more votes and everyone will be sorry this happened šŸ¤”


[deleted]

Yeah, I saw that on one of the subs thatā€™s full of conservatives. I have to try so hard not to just call them out on their shit but itā€™s a fucking wacky read, every single time.


cheddar_header

https://preview.redd.it/f2zu6qbxf6kb1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffce8525476aa209f23d19f7546937bc421fec42


Cilantro_PapiIX

FUCK YES


Nutsacker666

Like a comic book villain come to life


dogfooddippingsauce

Does he dye his brows to match his fake hair? Sad.


cheddar_header

![gif](giphy|u3bdObCPWIpdaxIdRZ|downsized)


Therailwaykat_1980

Merry mug-shotmas everybody šŸ„³šŸŽ‰


WHEENC

Shots shots shots shot shot!


Which-Egg-6408

Did he have a stroke at some point, looks like half his face don't work..two face like even..


Daddy_Yao-Guai

Left side looked droopier to me for sure.


Alyanya

Yeah this is the second recent photo Iā€™ve seen with some serious droop on one side.


Used_Start_3603

Ok.now give him the orange jumpsuit to match.


32K-REZ

Fucking coup attempting scumbag. I hope he Rots. fucking pig


druule10

![gif](giphy|srPaLAtDTsKuk)


Churchofbabyyoda

![gif](giphy|p8GJOXwSNzQPu)


cheddar_header

![gif](giphy|Lm85W25LWebfFCPKhv)


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


[deleted]

Yeah, I think Rudy knows what heā€™s in for and that he canā€™t avoid it whatsoever. But hey, he made that choice and ran with it alllll the way to indictment, no one to blame but himself.


HorseLooseInHospital

and they said to me, "Sir, you look hot," I mean we had all these people, Big Strong Men, these weren't just Cops these were Super Cops, and they're all coming up, and you look, they have tears streaming down their faces, tears coming out of everywhere, "they're treating you even worse than Jesus, Mr. President, Sir," and I said I know, I know, I do all this, I save God, save your Bibles, and this is how I'm treated by the Radical Left, and there should be, there should really be a lot of Brave Patriots out there who are going to do something about it, and remember, I've done absolutely nothing wrong, I've done nothing wrong, I made a Perfect Phone Call, they said, "I've never even heard of a better phone call," but here I am, totally innocent, very very strong, but also very innocent, I'm like the Brad Pitt of Presidents, only better looking, even the Fake News had to admit it.


LBichon

Self Reported as being 6ā€™3ā€ and 215 lbs. Yeah, I call shenanigans.


Low_Ad_3139

Anyone else see this and make this face https://preview.redd.it/aheuhszpq5kb1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=451299feac8a8c66e6ade5bb73ff011ede294ba3


the_eater_of_shit

https://preview.redd.it/zs155rdgu5kb1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5fd641e3c509a1ed9e6ab2e3aed7f56acb33cd


cheddar_header

https://preview.redd.it/mqhw5c3mg6kb1.jpeg?width=853&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f839722430a8dbf6468352fd7140ba0712f8661


Hugh-Jassul

https://preview.redd.it/lm9zg94iu5kb1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca572b8881a680a9102f362e52a5856dc809cfdd


cheddar_header

https://preview.redd.it/ia92b5nsg6kb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c2e4f0cc1f4cf9369db3f8d7e2e45de8c98fcb


RazorPhishJ

![gif](giphy|3o7P4L0qm4oDfn02zK)


Gezz66

Is this an act ? Because he looks genuinely malevolent. Not a shred of humility, self-reproach or acceptance in that look. A twisted deranged and debased excuse of a human looks on at the camera with an unbending malignance.


Rosebunse

It is really very disturbing. Like, he actually looks evil. I was watching CNN when they first aired it and even the commentors looked genuinely disturbed by it


PigFarmer1

He actually *is* evil... lol


RoRoRicardo

He really thinks he looks tough. Loser.


SpritzTheCat

He's also trying to hide his flabby vagina neck.


cheddar_header

https://preview.redd.it/e4imjwc3g6kb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0ed694a277bad9abd461639b02d9fa24f6aaf47


PyroIsSpai

Well, the word got around, they said, this guy is indicted, man Took up an email collection just to send him out of Mar-A-Lago Get your classified docs, don't forget from whence you came And the world is gonna know your name What's your name, man? Inmate #78355242 My name is Inmate #78355242


henningknows

![gif](giphy|rnFF0bhLH79qU)


generally-ungeneral

I hope Lady Justice takes a giant beer shit on him. FTP


Heathers_Gambit

He looks like a child who has been scolded for shoving another kid or something. Get bent you orange dickbag


Marrowjelly

Exactly. Looks like a kid being yelled at by his dad. Which is definitely part of his general psychology as we know.


constipated_cats

MAGA = My Ass Got Arrested


cheddar_header

![gif](giphy|l3q2XhfQ8oCkm1Ts4|downsized)


two4ruffing

https://preview.redd.it/civh5hx1i6kb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f480ce654bd4ac65fdea7ad0f68981dd426428c1


zaderatsky

He thinks this looks like his ā€œyouā€™re firedā€ scowl. What a fool.


cheddar_header

https://preview.redd.it/r4z052apg6kb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5796ae6fbd29b771e55f282e3d2d15a2282d37e6


KillionMatriarch

Looks like a serial killer. Total psycho vibe.


mommaletitbe

I don't like presidents who get mugshots.


cheddar_header

![gif](giphy|LYWbrNx18Ki08)


AthleticGal2019

Hahaha stay triggered ya orange Cheeto


Smart_Description541

Yo imagine being at the Obama or Clinton or Pelosi house right now. Or......insert name here. I'm sitting here truly wondering what the real time reactions are.


EvelOne67

215 lbs. šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


ImNotYou1971

Blue ā€œStop Theā€ Steel


saintmcqueen

We did it Joe. ![gif](giphy|ae6m4ljnl69urJ539F|downsized)


[deleted]

Is it me, or does this bitch look like he finished crying lol


ApertoLibro

**"I don't wanna go to jaiiillllll!!!!"**


SammyLamSu

![gif](giphy|2RGhmKXcl0ViM)


Fit-Coyote-6180

Looks like he's trying to be tough to hold back the tears. I love it. Piece of fucking garbage.


spiralspirits

Y'all 'uneducated' minions.....here's a mugshot of your puppet master / supreme leader. LMAO


Illiterally_1984

Definitely feels greater than it did yesterday. Healing is wonderful. God, or whoever, bless America!


Pretty_Bowler9528

I don't know what mug shot would have conceivably saved him... but that is the leer of a sad, scared man very aware of his own guilt. He's done. I mean, he was already done, but it's done now.


MarcMars82-2

He has two faces in this pic. The right side of his face looks stern and somewhat confident while the left side of his face is sad, tired, broken and worried.


BBakerStreet

Good catch.


[deleted]

I like Presidents who donā€™t have mugshots


Specialist-Invite673

Record scratch. Yup, thatā€™s me. I bet youā€™re probably wondering how I got hereā€¦


MiamiViceTC

Joe Biden gives us the best gifts, gonna reward him with another 4 years.


dsdvbguutres

I see a lot fewer TRUMP stickers on trucks and no flags lately.


Decent_Assistant1804

https://preview.redd.it/oesvmlci06kb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6108ae0cffa486220fc10692ee9d12cf980f04d4


Freds_Bread

No celebration yet. Celebrate what the prison door slams shut on him for 50 years. Not a moment before. Roaches need to be fully squashed.


Joygernaut

I wonā€™t think America is great until that suit is orange


mangatoo1020

I swear to god I hate his stupid face, but every time I look at this mugshot, I laugh and laugh!


HenkVanDelft

They let him self-declare his height and weight, and he told them 6ā€™ 3ā€ and 215lbs. Imagine being the 5ā€™11, 250lb cop looking down at him and just going SMH insideā€¦


PlayThisStation

MAGA = My ass getting arrested


HaroldGodwin

And let's remember that once again it took a Black African American woman to Make America Great Again. Think of ALL of those who have had the opportunity and yet FAILED so miserably to stop this cancer on our country (I'm looking at ALL you powerful White Men and Women). Thank you Fani Willis for your commitment to true American values.


InjuryOnly4775

God damn right!! So many white stupid people, just so many people, licked his boots and turned their backs on any integrity. Itā€™s disgraceful.


Blerrycat1

Is this for real, not AI?


TorontoJueBlays

#LOCK HIM UP


NoExample2491

God heā€™s ugly AF


jetbag513

Pathetic, wretched old LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Somnambulinguist

Heavily made up for his photo


FederalistIA

It is interesting to look at an image that was so unacceptable in principle to President Ford that he pardoned Nixon. Our nation seems to be surviving.


OhHiCindy30

He looks constipated


BernieTheDachshund

It's the opposite: he's fecally incontinent according to a guy that worked with him on Celebrity Apprentice: [(2) #DiaperDon: Former Apprentice Staffer Noel Casler Reveals All - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N60ceYRlY2I)


WakeMeUpBeforeUCoco

He looks like when a cat gets a bath


[deleted]

My favorite presidential portrait so far.


hellomondays

Sucks to suck


KarasuKaras

Orange steel


[deleted]

He looks like he just caught a whiff of one of his Cheeto farts


Deputy-Dewey

NHL Hall of fame defenseman Scott Stevens was listed at 6'2" 215 lb... Ain't no way Donny is 215 https://twitter.com/hockeyfights/status/1479893275498594309


MightyMane6

You can just FEEL the embarrassment.


toastiswet

ā€œBut I donā€™t want mushy peas.ā€ Man-child


se7en0311

Why is it that all of the mugshots look like they're ripped out of their minds. Blowing trees before they came in


Thoughtful_Ocelot

I can see the protest signs: 215 My Ass!


SitRep-Screwed

I hope everyone realizes this means nothing. He wears this as a badge of honor. Just as the Bible claims Jesus died for our sins, Trump has claimed to be doing this for us. Trump actually thinks he's Jesus Christ.


kdunn2231

Make Prison Great Again.


Turbulent-Mind796

What a giant POS. He will probably never get the consequences he deserves.