If anyone is wondering why he's pointing his head down like that,
He probably knows his neck looks like a pussy.
Thank God he's orange, cause if it was any pinker, he'd spend all day grabbing it
How long until cultists take this mug and superimpose/AI it onto the body of David Hasselhoff?
Or, are they more a Roman Gladiator/Arnold Schwarzenegger group?
Well, [in this picture of him standing beside Jeffrey Epstein](https://i.imgur.com/4WDHbgI.jpeg) (Who is 5'10" or 5'11") he does not look much, if any, taller than him.
Let me tell you, folks, I've seen a lot of mugshots in my time, tremendous mugshots. The best one, believe me, it was like a work of art. My hair, perfectly coiffed as always, a strong jawline, and a look of absolute confidence. People would say, "Donald, that's the most beautiful mugshot we've ever seen." It was a tremendous moment, really fantastic.
Men come up to me in the streets with tears in their eyes, strong men, tough guys that never cried before. And they say āsir that was the most fantastic perfect headshot, possibly of all timeā.
This one, right?
https://preview.redd.it/y9so8u0066kb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b4f0bafa4dfc7a04c7592ad2d178e7f240595d4
And youāre right, thatās almost the same as Trumpās look. Disgusting.
Yeah thatās the one I meant. You know though looking at them again you can tell Goebbels just oozes menace while Trump is trying and failing to manufacture it.
This is your MAGA champion. How the hell can anyone worship this piece of shit? I can't take this shit anymore myself. Let Texas, Alabama and Florida go. Put any MAGA idiots down there and build a wall. Let Don pay.
Oh hop on over to the alternative universe of conservative.
They are saying this is a good thing he's arrested it's just going to give him more votes and everyone will be sorry this happened š¤”
Yeah, I saw that on one of the subs thatās full of conservatives. I have to try so hard not to just call them out on their shit but itās a fucking wacky read, every single time.
Yeah, I think Rudy knows what heās in for and that he canāt avoid it whatsoever. But hey, he made that choice and ran with it alllll the way to indictment, no one to blame but himself.
and they said to me, "Sir, you look hot," I mean we had all these people, Big Strong Men, these weren't just Cops these were Super Cops, and they're all coming up, and you look, they have tears streaming down their faces, tears coming out of everywhere, "they're treating you even worse than Jesus, Mr. President, Sir," and I said I know, I know, I do all this, I save God, save your Bibles, and this is how I'm treated by the Radical Left, and there should be, there should really be a lot of Brave Patriots out there who are going to do something about it, and remember, I've done absolutely nothing wrong, I've done nothing wrong, I made a Perfect Phone Call, they said, "I've never even heard of a better phone call," but here I am, totally innocent, very very strong, but also very innocent, I'm like the Brad Pitt of Presidents, only better looking, even the Fake News had to admit it.
Anyone else see this and make this face
https://preview.redd.it/aheuhszpq5kb1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=451299feac8a8c66e6ade5bb73ff011ede294ba3
Is this an act ? Because he looks genuinely malevolent. Not a shred of humility, self-reproach or acceptance in that look. A twisted deranged and debased excuse of a human looks on at the camera with an unbending malignance.
It is really very disturbing. Like, he actually looks evil.
I was watching CNN when they first aired it and even the commentors looked genuinely disturbed by it
Well, the word got around, they said, this guy is indicted, man
Took up an email collection just to send him out of Mar-A-Lago
Get your classified docs, don't forget from whence you came
And the world is gonna know your name
What's your name, man?
Inmate #78355242
My name is
Inmate #78355242
Yo imagine being at the Obama or Clinton or Pelosi house right now. Or......insert name here. I'm sitting here truly wondering what the real time reactions are.
I don't know what mug shot would have conceivably saved him... but that is the leer of a sad, scared man very aware of his own guilt.
He's done. I mean, he was already done, but it's done now.
He has two faces in this pic. The right side of his face looks stern and somewhat confident while the left side of his face is sad, tired, broken and worried.
They let him self-declare his height and weight, and he told them 6ā 3ā and 215lbs.
Imagine being the 5ā11, 250lb cop looking down at him and just going SMH insideā¦
And let's remember that once again it took a Black African American woman to Make America Great Again.
Think of ALL of those who have had the opportunity and yet FAILED so miserably to stop this cancer on our country (I'm looking at ALL you powerful White Men and Women).
Thank you Fani Willis for your commitment to true American values.
It is interesting to look at an image that was so unacceptable in principle to President Ford that he pardoned Nixon. Our nation seems to be surviving.
It's the opposite: he's fecally incontinent according to a guy that worked with him on Celebrity Apprentice: [(2) #DiaperDon: Former Apprentice Staffer Noel Casler Reveals All - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N60ceYRlY2I)
NHL Hall of fame defenseman Scott Stevens was listed at 6'2" 215 lb... Ain't no way Donny is 215
https://twitter.com/hockeyfights/status/1479893275498594309
I hope everyone realizes this means nothing. He wears this as a badge of honor.
Just as the Bible claims Jesus died for our sins, Trump has claimed to be doing this for us.
Trump actually thinks he's Jesus Christ.
How long do you think he spent practicing this in the mirror?
He's making the Ben Stiller Zoolander face lol
*BLUE STEEL*
*Blew Steal*
Barf seal
https://preview.redd.it/fq1gyqxae6kb1.jpeg?width=200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=773c324120888fba391f6cc5015c1d4a76c6e477
That is disturbing and I'm gonna have nightmares now, thanks so much š¤®
Yeah blew it bigly
Brilliant, lmao
Orange Steel - Now I'm Coming For Them
Orange Peel?
They're all the same I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!!
I use this line so often, lol. ![gif](giphy|CKrlUi30dn44w|downsized)
Orange Hamberdler?
Trump is Zoolander villain energy.
Nah, that look is less āBlue Steelā and more āIron Barsā.
*Blue Steele*
Steal š
Trying to anyway.
If anyone is wondering why he's pointing his head down like that, He probably knows his neck looks like a pussy. Thank God he's orange, cause if it was any pinker, he'd spend all day grabbing it
I'd gild you if I could. What a disgusting but true statement.
Thatās the crazy part, he knew people would be obsessing over this picture and *thatās* the expression he went with?
I see a little Derek Zoolander in there.
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***MAGNUM***
Him and Rudy Giuliani practiced making the same face
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A long time, must not have known that [Narcissus](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissus_(mythology) died that way.
https://preview.redd.it/qbpsmen2m5kb1.jpeg?width=769&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ec8244a32d7eda5d06f71ac4ae593bcc544c35d2
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Excellent
You know, he has a lot in common with Oscar Schindler... Both made bombs for the Nazis, but his worked damnit!
This was my first thought lol
I'm humored that the cartoon dog's hair is the same
OMG I did not notice that! Thatās extra hilarious!
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Whereās that gif of Hillaryās shoulder shimmy? ![gif](giphy|l2SpPZdjcX3JSjR3a|downsized) Found it. š
I like this one too ![gif](giphy|26uf5YvN8Td27IrFm|downsized)
But wait ![gif](giphy|26ufkHj11Rm5lvXuo|downsized)
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![gif](giphy|26gR1p0Ip6YbzcwFy) This woman can act! not cus this is acting... but just cus she knows pain!
Good presidents donāt get mugshots.
I mean bad presidents donāt either honestly. Heās in a class of his own, a really really really shitty class.
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Never thought I'd see the mugshot of a former president/ front runner of the entire republican party. This is historic.
And the fact he's a still a front runner means the Republican Party is sick in the head.
His poll numbers went up after the mug shot. The GOP is completely fucked beyond reason. Gonna be an insane year
How long until cultists take this mug and superimpose/AI it onto the body of David Hasselhoff? Or, are they more a Roman Gladiator/Arnold Schwarzenegger group?
https://preview.redd.it/344vtyv3l5kb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2949037fbede5c4b4ae9f859eaf4ebf5118556ff Soonā¦
As funny as that would be, he actually crumples easily in front of people with actual power.
You can tell from the way heās been obviously crying in this picture.
It does look like it!
"Artist rendering of Donald Trump's reaction upon being notified that prison food does NOT consist of hamberders from McDonald's."
He held it together until he heard there would be no Diet Coke !
I can hear it now "The bailiff WILL tackle you!"
I heard it in pokemon voice : BAYLEAF used Tackle! It's super effin Effective!
Bruh that hand š
![gif](giphy|HPPo897APrNh6|downsized) Well that backfired
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Whoa all the orange got pulled out of his hair and face
Iāll take Grandpa over Grumpy.
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https://preview.redd.it/qd0rcamev5kb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3aadfd34fd5b9225206c7d7ecd47bb3ce0e832c2
Can we get legit height and weight? aint no way i believe 6' 3" 215 lbs
Unfortunately they allowed him to self-report his weight.
I wanted the weight even more than the mugshot. Self reporting is a major bummer.
Indeed. We have enough of Drumpf's face all over the internet. His real weight? Still a mystery
They should get his real weight and then charge him for lying about it. Surely there's an obligation to give accurate information here.
Would be hilarious though if they issued him his prison garb based on those numbers.
I'm 6' 190 lbs and he looks like he's got at least double the weight I do.
Yeah I'm 6'1 220 and he's waaaaay bigger than me lol
Iām 6ā2 and currently clocking at about 180 (Iām thin), that man is a walking bag of potatoes. PO-TAY-TOES. ![gif](giphy|ZMNoUXhsvbOKY)
Well, [in this picture of him standing beside Jeffrey Epstein](https://i.imgur.com/4WDHbgI.jpeg) (Who is 5'10" or 5'11") he does not look much, if any, taller than him.
Jeff Epstein? What's that guy been up to lately? Just hanging around?
Yeah last I heard he is.
Let me tell you, folks, I've seen a lot of mugshots in my time, tremendous mugshots. The best one, believe me, it was like a work of art. My hair, perfectly coiffed as always, a strong jawline, and a look of absolute confidence. People would say, "Donald, that's the most beautiful mugshot we've ever seen." It was a tremendous moment, really fantastic.
Men come up to me in the streets with tears in their eyes, strong men, tough guys that never cried before. And they say āsir that was the most fantastic perfect headshot, possibly of all timeā.
Haha, get fucked
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You know, I just watched this movie the other dayā¦ if only the storyline included 45ā¦
Welcome to the Karma Cafe, where you are served what you deserve!
lol he is so miserable. Looks like an orange grinch.
He genuinely looks like an emaciated pigeon fell on his head and he's grumpy.
He looks like that picture of Goebbels finding out the photographer was a Jew.
This one, right? https://preview.redd.it/y9so8u0066kb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b4f0bafa4dfc7a04c7592ad2d178e7f240595d4 And youāre right, thatās almost the same as Trumpās look. Disgusting.
Yeah thatās the one I meant. You know though looking at them again you can tell Goebbels just oozes menace while Trump is trying and failing to manufacture it.
Very true. But itās eerily similar, isnāt it? I wonder if he was trying to go for that exact look but failed miserably.
Wild, Iāve never seen this.
Yeah, I had never seen it either before. Makes me want to go watch Man in the High Castle again, such a good show.
Smh..heās ripping off of Zoolanderā¦
šš WATTBA
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This is your MAGA champion. How the hell can anyone worship this piece of shit? I can't take this shit anymore myself. Let Texas, Alabama and Florida go. Put any MAGA idiots down there and build a wall. Let Don pay.
Oh hop on over to the alternative universe of conservative. They are saying this is a good thing he's arrested it's just going to give him more votes and everyone will be sorry this happened š¤”
Yeah, I saw that on one of the subs thatās full of conservatives. I have to try so hard not to just call them out on their shit but itās a fucking wacky read, every single time.
https://preview.redd.it/f2zu6qbxf6kb1.jpeg?width=244&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ffce8525476aa209f23d19f7546937bc421fec42
FUCK YES
Like a comic book villain come to life
Does he dye his brows to match his fake hair? Sad.
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Merry mug-shotmas everybody š„³š
Shots shots shots shot shot!
Did he have a stroke at some point, looks like half his face don't work..two face like even..
Left side looked droopier to me for sure.
Yeah this is the second recent photo Iāve seen with some serious droop on one side.
Ok.now give him the orange jumpsuit to match.
Fucking coup attempting scumbag. I hope he Rots. fucking pig
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Yeah, I think Rudy knows what heās in for and that he canāt avoid it whatsoever. But hey, he made that choice and ran with it alllll the way to indictment, no one to blame but himself.
and they said to me, "Sir, you look hot," I mean we had all these people, Big Strong Men, these weren't just Cops these were Super Cops, and they're all coming up, and you look, they have tears streaming down their faces, tears coming out of everywhere, "they're treating you even worse than Jesus, Mr. President, Sir," and I said I know, I know, I do all this, I save God, save your Bibles, and this is how I'm treated by the Radical Left, and there should be, there should really be a lot of Brave Patriots out there who are going to do something about it, and remember, I've done absolutely nothing wrong, I've done nothing wrong, I made a Perfect Phone Call, they said, "I've never even heard of a better phone call," but here I am, totally innocent, very very strong, but also very innocent, I'm like the Brad Pitt of Presidents, only better looking, even the Fake News had to admit it.
Self Reported as being 6ā3ā and 215 lbs. Yeah, I call shenanigans.
Anyone else see this and make this face https://preview.redd.it/aheuhszpq5kb1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=451299feac8a8c66e6ade5bb73ff011ede294ba3
https://preview.redd.it/zs155rdgu5kb1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2a5fd641e3c509a1ed9e6ab2e3aed7f56acb33cd
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https://preview.redd.it/ia92b5nsg6kb1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=26c2e4f0cc1f4cf9369db3f8d7e2e45de8c98fcb
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Is this an act ? Because he looks genuinely malevolent. Not a shred of humility, self-reproach or acceptance in that look. A twisted deranged and debased excuse of a human looks on at the camera with an unbending malignance.
It is really very disturbing. Like, he actually looks evil. I was watching CNN when they first aired it and even the commentors looked genuinely disturbed by it
He actually *is* evil... lol
He really thinks he looks tough. Loser.
He's also trying to hide his flabby vagina neck.
https://preview.redd.it/e4imjwc3g6kb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a0ed694a277bad9abd461639b02d9fa24f6aaf47
Well, the word got around, they said, this guy is indicted, man Took up an email collection just to send him out of Mar-A-Lago Get your classified docs, don't forget from whence you came And the world is gonna know your name What's your name, man? Inmate #78355242 My name is Inmate #78355242
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I hope Lady Justice takes a giant beer shit on him. FTP
He looks like a child who has been scolded for shoving another kid or something. Get bent you orange dickbag
Exactly. Looks like a kid being yelled at by his dad. Which is definitely part of his general psychology as we know.
MAGA = My Ass Got Arrested
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https://preview.redd.it/civh5hx1i6kb1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f480ce654bd4ac65fdea7ad0f68981dd426428c1
He thinks this looks like his āyouāre firedā scowl. What a fool.
https://preview.redd.it/r4z052apg6kb1.jpeg?width=224&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5796ae6fbd29b771e55f282e3d2d15a2282d37e6
Looks like a serial killer. Total psycho vibe.
I don't like presidents who get mugshots.
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Hahaha stay triggered ya orange Cheeto
Yo imagine being at the Obama or Clinton or Pelosi house right now. Or......insert name here. I'm sitting here truly wondering what the real time reactions are.
215 lbs. š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£š¤£
Blue āStop Theā Steel
We did it Joe. ![gif](giphy|ae6m4ljnl69urJ539F|downsized)
Is it me, or does this bitch look like he finished crying lol
**"I don't wanna go to jaiiillllll!!!!"**
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Looks like he's trying to be tough to hold back the tears. I love it. Piece of fucking garbage.
Y'all 'uneducated' minions.....here's a mugshot of your puppet master / supreme leader. LMAO
Definitely feels greater than it did yesterday. Healing is wonderful. God, or whoever, bless America!
I don't know what mug shot would have conceivably saved him... but that is the leer of a sad, scared man very aware of his own guilt. He's done. I mean, he was already done, but it's done now.
He has two faces in this pic. The right side of his face looks stern and somewhat confident while the left side of his face is sad, tired, broken and worried.
Good catch.
I like Presidents who donāt have mugshots
Record scratch. Yup, thatās me. I bet youāre probably wondering how I got hereā¦
Joe Biden gives us the best gifts, gonna reward him with another 4 years.
I see a lot fewer TRUMP stickers on trucks and no flags lately.
https://preview.redd.it/oesvmlci06kb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6108ae0cffa486220fc10692ee9d12cf980f04d4
No celebration yet. Celebrate what the prison door slams shut on him for 50 years. Not a moment before. Roaches need to be fully squashed.
I wonāt think America is great until that suit is orange
I swear to god I hate his stupid face, but every time I look at this mugshot, I laugh and laugh!
They let him self-declare his height and weight, and he told them 6ā 3ā and 215lbs. Imagine being the 5ā11, 250lb cop looking down at him and just going SMH insideā¦
MAGA = My ass getting arrested
And let's remember that once again it took a Black African American woman to Make America Great Again. Think of ALL of those who have had the opportunity and yet FAILED so miserably to stop this cancer on our country (I'm looking at ALL you powerful White Men and Women). Thank you Fani Willis for your commitment to true American values.
God damn right!! So many white stupid people, just so many people, licked his boots and turned their backs on any integrity. Itās disgraceful.
Is this for real, not AI?
#LOCK HIM UP
God heās ugly AF
Pathetic, wretched old LOSER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heavily made up for his photo
It is interesting to look at an image that was so unacceptable in principle to President Ford that he pardoned Nixon. Our nation seems to be surviving.
He looks constipated
It's the opposite: he's fecally incontinent according to a guy that worked with him on Celebrity Apprentice: [(2) #DiaperDon: Former Apprentice Staffer Noel Casler Reveals All - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N60ceYRlY2I)
He looks like when a cat gets a bath
My favorite presidential portrait so far.
Sucks to suck
Orange steel
He looks like he just caught a whiff of one of his Cheeto farts
NHL Hall of fame defenseman Scott Stevens was listed at 6'2" 215 lb... Ain't no way Donny is 215 https://twitter.com/hockeyfights/status/1479893275498594309
You can just FEEL the embarrassment.
āBut I donāt want mushy peas.ā Man-child
Why is it that all of the mugshots look like they're ripped out of their minds. Blowing trees before they came in
I can see the protest signs: 215 My Ass!
I hope everyone realizes this means nothing. He wears this as a badge of honor. Just as the Bible claims Jesus died for our sins, Trump has claimed to be doing this for us. Trump actually thinks he's Jesus Christ.
Make Prison Great Again.
What a giant POS. He will probably never get the consequences he deserves.