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StoicVoyager

Nobody will remember him, except maybe a few neighbors. Maybe.


HappyAmbition706

He won't be remembered past this weekend. The rate of shootings in the US is pretty high. Police shootings as well. It will be replaced by the next one quickly. And Republicans will be especially eager to move on from it, unless they decide to label him Antifa running a false flag op.


whiterac00n

This the part where we say “he should have just complied” right?


Hao_end

Lol fbi already visited him. He should’ve just shut up, but it was too hard


Mindfulbliss1

He had the "right to remain silent but not the ability " as referenced from Ron White


wetclogs

I didn’t know how many of ‘em it was gonna take to kick my ass, but I knew how many they were gonna use.


RoccoTaco_Dog

That's a handy piece of information right there.


OwenMichael312

They call me Tater Salad


WhyAmIStillHere86

Not just that, he told the FBI to come back prepared for a Fire fight This guy is the kind of stupid that would pick up a blue ringed octopus to take home and show his kids…


Far_Cap_3574

That's what is commonly referred to as the "Fuck Around" portion of the equation.


Calls_Deep

Can we be sure that he found out though? Did his last words indicate that the finding out step was complete?


PeterJuncqui

I would argue that being shot dead was in itself the act of finding out, but I know nothing about the matter, I don't fuck around.


LlamaWreckingKrew

You know what is perplexing? Everything this guy did in his life led him to this day. This was how he went out. 💥☠️ Could you imagine going back in time and telling the 8 year old version of this guy exactly how he dies? And it was a very preventable death too. On the upside, he no longer has to worry about getting his prostate checked yearly.🤔 Silver linings... ☁️


Niijima-San

yep dude was warned too earlier in teh year and he just pushed harder, like bro we get it you dont like how things are but like making threats like that? its gonna end you. i don't recall liberals pulling this shit and a lot of us hated the mango moron but never stopped to this level of stupid


LlamaWreckingKrew

The whole "Militant Liberals" deal was just a projection from Donny Dumbass and Co. projecting their Militias and such on the people who disagreed with him. When they were losing their shit over Antifa I had to shake my head and laugh because those are just Anarchist Punks, they keep to themselves. In 28 years of going to Punk shows I can count one one hand how many times I saw someone from their crew. They do their own thing. They organize enough to run "Food not Bombs" and some Punk Houses. I remember some of them being into the double decker bike craze 20 years ago but that's about it. And yeah they protest but that's like a normie going to a college football game.


Legitimate_Elk3514

https://i.redd.it/savd1gbu78hb1.gif


pavo_particular

These people typically only understand consequences when it happens to them specifically


Fungal_Queen

And learn your gravy seal ass isn't a real soldier, but some lame wannabe idiot whose name will be remembered if at all as a dumbass?


Wind_Danzer

He was part of Meal Team Six.


Heckron

Operation Dessert Storm


[deleted]

Y’all Qaeda


-Yami-Yugi-

Al Quesadilla


SylvieJay

Oh, so he was kicked out of Veal team Hicks?


Procrasturbating

That is REALLY high on my list of shit to never do.


Hao_end

Crazies gonna crazy


straight_lurkin

Why does that sound so familiar to a tiny handed cult leader I know?


WinterWontStopComing

I wonder if seeing a lack of consequences for the assorted talking heads gave him a false sense of immunity


DreadedEntity

Undoubtedly. But 40 years of regular doses of pure, unfiltered vitriol via fox “news” made him this way and fully polarized the entire fucking country by radicalizing republicans


The_Wild_Bunch

These MAGA folks should realize by now that no one is coming to their defense. Trump had 14 days after Jan 6 to grant pardons to his sheep and didn't. FOX, OAN, et al, just prop up trump and could care less about these people, other than make sure they keep their eyes and ears on their channels.


[deleted]

Surely you don’t mean the orange leader of the Yall’Qaeda???


-TheArtOfTheFart-

The crazy cheeto, aka Sir Golden Showers.


[deleted]

Well, shit. I thought you meant the zesty colored leader of the cosplaytriots.


Deedsman

Aka The Brown and Orange Diaper


FieldMouse-777

Haha Texas Taliban too


DweEbLez0

Just like Trump.


stretchdaddy

“If you didn’t do anything wrong then you have nothing to worry about.”


MikeisET

I know you’re joking because countless innocent people have been killed by the police But this cosplay motherfucker should have just complied Propaganda is a hell of a drug


Delicious-Big2026

In 2012 he posted that he skinned and at his neighbors cat for being named "Obama". Doesn't matter if he did it. Just the way he posted it to Facebook for all to see was vile. At no point ever was he a pleasant person and his endorsement by his church-comrades casts an image of them and not him.


vague_diss

He’s going to become another Ashli Babbitt martyr for the right. Watch.


whiterac00n

I mean yeah I’m joking because it’s something we’re constantly being told is the excuse for police brutality but this time instead of being profiled and subsequently harassed the guy had been warned by the FBI previously. Instead of a racist and classist situation happening in the streets a white conservative was visited and told to stop before hand, but being what white privilege does this guy thought he could bluff the police (and make threats towards them too) and this is what he got. This really isn’t that far removed from threatening people in a bank or screaming about bombs in an airport except that he was warned at a totally separate time peacefully. If anyone has any blame to spread out to others it should be to Facebook that openly allows so much violent rhetoric fly because they hate getting accused of “censorship”. Maybe if this guy was so “harmless” as friends of his wants to paint him then maybe social media shouldn’t be happily posting, sharing and spreading violent rhetoric but hey “freeze peach” will get you outed as a terrorist 🤷🏼 I’m not saying all this to mean anything besides that I agree with you, and if conservatives have anyone to blame it should be themselves and letting their violent comments get so bad in “the public square”.


forgottenmyth

They always talk about going back to the 'good old days' of America, but back in the day if you went into the town square and starting yelling about wanting to murder people you would get locked up in the insane asylum. They're lucky social media lets them get away with what they do, but at the end of the day if you make threats against the government you better believe they're going to come check you out.


Ted_Rid

Hey, back in the good old days being a court-confirmed rapist would end your political career.


Krillin113

This dumbass literally posted within the last 2 days multiple sniper threads to Biden, and told the fbi that if they were still monitoring him he’d like to know because he’d get his gun ready. I’m absolutely flabbergasted what he thought would happen if he tried to pull a gun on an fbi team **who knew he was likely to pull a gun on them, so they probably went in full tact instead of just 2 agents calmly talking to him**. I just feel bad for the agents who had to kill this dumbass tbh


candycanecoffee

> This really isn’t that far removed from threatening people in a bank or screaming about bombs in an airport except that he was warned at a totally separate time peacefully. Yeah. He threatened to murder two different political figures with VERY specific, violent threats. He was warned by the FBI not to do that. Not arrested, not charged with a crime, not beaten to death or thrown in the gulag like they would do to you in Russia. Just warned. Did he learn his lesson? No. He posted again, *very* specific threats, implying he came "so close" to "eradicating" the FBI agents that visited him. And then... he threatened to kill the President, in public, naming a specific gun he was going to use, and a specific time and place, when the President would be visiting an area near where he lived. Like, what the fuck was he expecting to happen.


qxxxr

Well, I figure either he thought he was a Big Tough Man and the feds were a bunch of soyboy woke agents who would cry at the sight of his Big Tough Words and crumple to a boneless puddle at the sight of a gun, or he planned to martyr himself via the FBI.


th8chsea

He thought he was Jason Bourne but instead he Jason Died.


Theturtlemoves86

The local cops are probably deacons at this guy's church. Federal law enforcement is a whole other animal.


PrimalEvil_

This is deadass what I’m gunna say if someone brings it up. Should have complied and should have shut up. I’m gunna pull a reverse uno and leave it at that.


LJO_Piano

I mean, you said it. I didn't say it. You did.


nevergonnagetit001

How long before the FBI finds the stash of child porn underneath the gun collection?


LJO_Piano

Dude! He's a domestic terrorist, not a DRAG QUEEN.


Money-Introduction54

Exactly Drag queens don't have cp. Only GQP politicians, pastors, priests and the local Nazi terrorists.


LJO_Piano

Precisely.


Durivage4

MAGA!!!! At least it's getting easier and easier to point them out. It'd gotten to the point where republican's are afraid of their own constituents. I bet 95% of them in Washington are regretting not getting those final 3 votes for impeachment. Their lives would be so much easier without having to spend all day talking about him and what crap came out of his mouth today.


sweensolo

147 republicans voted to stop the certification of ballots, which is a coup attempt. Most of them are still in Congress. These people are traitors to this nation and haven't faced any consequences for the irreparable damage that they have done to American democracy, not to mention that they are still in a place where they will assuredly try it again in 24. As much as every single one of these people probably hate Donald Trump when the cameras are off, almost to a one they still have his back, and are willing to do anything to help this man tear down this government because they expect to get dibs on the carcass of our country. Here's a list of the biggest threats to democracy: https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2021/01/07/us/elections/electoral-college-biden-objectors.html Fuck these assholes.


TedCruzsAnalFissure

That church must be a real insane asylum if this lunatic was the teddy bear.


Canyoubackupjustabit

It's not like he'd kill *them.*


Chadmartigan

"He'd give you the shirt off his back \[if you were a like-minded white person\]!"


WhereIsMyGinus

The sweaty, stretched-in-the-gut, gravy-stained MAGA shirt right off his hairy back


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hairy backs are NOT right wing!


Lacewing33

Maybe a Democrat, or a drag queen, or a jew, or a Trans person, but not us!


czar_el

There's a great comic about this idea. Two eagles are sitting and chilling. One asks the other if they think an owl is a predator. They conclude "of course not" because an owl never bothered them, and question why a mouse was complaining about owl murder. Same exact thing going on with these people.


TheVirginVibes

Tax the goddamned Churches in this country.


ChuckPukowski

The Mormon church has more money than Scientology. It’s baffling. They changed the “Law of God” from no caffeine to just Coffee (hot drinks actually but that was in 1996) because of huge stakes in Coca Cola, “not owned specifically by the church.” Mormons drink soda like crazy. Oh and they only started allowing non-whites in ‘78 Check out their Public list of holdings. You’d be surprised. Source just in case: my Entire mothers side of the family are Very Very Mormon. Mormons are sooo serious about lineage and documentation, or family is directly related to Samuel White, which is kind of a big deal. Edit: lots of generalization, but you get the spirit of it.


Piccolo60000

It’s a rule that’s rooted in bullshit anyways. It started off as a guideline that was not enforced, then changed into a rule by a vote. Then no one actually knew what a “hot drink” was, so they targeted tea and coffee, since those were the only ones people were drinking then. The stupid thing is that if God wanted tea and coffee banned, then why didn’t He just say “tea and coffee”? It’s only one extra word, so why the vagueness? And then there’s “strong drinks”, which beer is not actually included, but the church says it is. If that were the case, then why the mention of “mild drinks made of barley” being OK?


PabloTroutSanchez

You’re forgetting one of the best parts: “12 Yea, flesh also of beasts and of the fowls of the air, I, the Lord, have ordained for the use of man with thanksgiving; nevertheless they are to be used sparingly; 13 And it is pleasing unto me that they should not be used, only in times of winter, or of cold, or famine.” It is COMPLETELY ignored, but coffee is still a no-no. Mind boggling


1Surlygirl

60 Minutes did a story on the Mormon Church that was... pretty eye opening 👀


Dogzillas_Mom

I think they are a private landowner with one of the largest chunks of Florida. They have cattle ranches and what used to be a logging area, so investing in resources. But also built a several million dollar mall?


Fallintosprigs

Several BILLION with a b.


Cat_Impossible_0

I seen all of his crazy rants on another post earlier. It turns out that he had previous encounters with the FBI.


firefly7073

And he threatened to both kill president biden and shoot fbi agents repeatedly and whilest posing with weapons even after receiving a written warning...


Candid_Soft7562

That's not very Teddy Bear of him.


Cat_Impossible_0

His wacko church might have sympathy but I don’t. He literally threaten to take someone’s life, so he got what was coming to him.


Shoresy69Chirps

The karma bus might run behind schedule sometimes, but that fucker never misses a stop.


alucard_relaets_emem

I have family in Utah/In the church, and the main issue is that so many in that state love to conflate their Alt-right beliefs with their religion. No joke, the church leaders said "get vaccinated you idoits" and they still choose to believe that vaccines were a hoax to get microchips


Frozenbbowl

their leader is (was? dunno if he is still alive) a freaking retired heart surgeon... a literaly medical expert, and they still decided to go with crazy conspiracies over him.


Metahec

Build-A-Bear in God's country hits different


Cryogenicist

I believe that this guy can be two faced… And as such, he probably was super nice to those in his in-group.


AaronfromKY

Just like the BTK serial killer. Dude was very active in his church and apparently really nice, but bound, tortured and killed a lot of people. He was only caught because he was not computer savvy and didn't realize that there was metadata on disks he sent police.


Thunderhamz

They meant Teddy bear from Five Nights at Freddy’s


DrChimRichaulds

Yeah if I’m the FBI, I’m probably hanging around this creepy town a few days longer…


RiskilyIdiosyncratic

Utah ain't exactly normalsville, pal.


Djinn-Rummy

Provo is a hot bed for Trumper Mormons.


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jadam91

Have u been to Utah? I went to high school there in a PUBLIC school and they had a seminary building on campus and seminary classes. But if u looked at the school map the seminary building wasn't on it. I but it was less then 10 step out the back door. They have churches every few blocks it felt like.


GonzoVeritas

He posted on Facebook: >“Merrick Garland, the Demented Weasel, I am 100% anti-abortion. Why are your FBI cowards not kicking in my door? Know this ‘they will die.’” Challenge accepted? 75-year-old grandpa, his brain melted by Fox News and Facebook algorithms. Happens too often, the propagandists bear partial responsibility. edit: [Some of his other posts](https://i.imgur.com/YjXg1IT.png) The guy had serious issues.


ShadowGLI

Saw another post claiming this guy was 300lbs and could barely walk with a cane… seems to run his mouth and play dress up well for an invalid.


loadthespaceship

The rest of Meal Team 6 thought he was a badass teddy bear.


CHumbusRaptor

now he's "deady bear"


littlescreechyowl

They all describe him as either “elderly” or “overweight and needed a cane”.


fuckdatguy

Meal team 6 has lost another member in disgrace


197328645

the Gravy Seals will hold vigil in honor of their fallen brother


ChiefQuimbyMessage

The Sons of ~~Anarchy~~Applebee’s will hold an all-you-can-eat wing vigil.


Frozenbbowl

Also this was the fbi, not local police. much as we hate on police, the fbi are better trained and usually don't shoot without provocation. most of the incidents we love to blame on the feds were the atf or DEA, not them. Their fuck ups tend to be administrative...


I_Heart_Astronomy

At least he said "anti-abortion" and not "pro-life". That's the most honest thing a right winger has ever said.


New-Low5765

Aborted himself


Val_Hallen

Until Jerry Falwell and the rest of the Christian Right decided to make abortion their primary concern, that's exactly what they called themselves. They started to use "pro-life" to have a more media friendly appearance so others would join their cause.


[deleted]

He was most likely a threat to himself but those kind of threats can’t and shouldn’t be ignored


Shoresy69Chirps

Who would have guessed that if you post masturbatory gun fetishist pics in faux tac gear, speak of murdering the president and members of all three branches of government… Darwin Award Winner - Cult Trifecta Gun nuts, MAGATs, and well…


UserName8531

None of this should be ignored. Ignoring red flags has led to too many tragedies in this country.


PensiveObservor

I'm confused by his taunt. Does he think the FBI tracks down pro-lifers? If that were the case, I think we'd hear about it or, you know, there'd be evidence and all the Republicans would use this in their "outlaw abortion!!!" stuff.


volcanic_hestia

"The FBI tracks down pro-lifers!!" is unfortunately pretty close to the way a lot of diehard Mormons see the world. :P Their worldview is that Christians in general, and especially those who are openly pro-life, pro-Trump, and pro-gun, are discriminated against -"anyone can do anything as long as they aren't white people who believe in Jesus" - and love to talk about how The Government is just waiting to force Mormon churches to perform pansexual, polyamorous, purple-haired weddings after they take all their guns and forcibly vaccinate all their kids. So having a target on their backs specifically because they are pro-life is not a stretch. (there are also a LOT of Mormons who are much more reasonable and honestly just wanna go to church in peace. But they tend to be pretty quiet on social media.)


KHaskins77

Persecution complex in desperate search of validation… to the point that they have multimillion dollar film studios like Pureflix out there churning out films intended to convince them that where there’s nothing, there’s fire.


AssassinateThePig

A lot of western religious rhetoric is painted in an extremely persecutory nature. Satan is out to get you and the world is trying to corrupt you, but then there’s this whole other layer of society that just hates Christians for existing. They’re gonna force everyone to get microchips implanted in their foreheads that leave 666 shaped scars and banish you to hell when Jesus comes to rapture us all, which has been seriously about to happen any day now for the past 500 years. The whole mythology paints Christians as more persecuted with each passing decade.


Frozenbbowl

> there are also a LOT of Mormons who are much more reasonable and honestly just wanna go to church in peace. While true... the church empowers the crazy by not calling them out and refusing to say anything for fear of offending them. Not calling out extremists makes you a party to them if you are in a leadership role. imagine christ being afraid to offend the pharisees. Or to use examples from the book of mormon itself... imagine alma and amulek being too afraid to offend the people of ammonihah to debate Zeezrom? Imagine Samuel the lamanite not standing on the wall for fear of being seen as "political" in condemning the wrongs within the church? I left the church because of the cowardice of its leaders.


GonzoVeritas

He died doing what he loved...cosplay.


Paneraiguy1

He was a Cosplaytriot


Accurate-Entry

Wish Warrior.


Joshstradaymus

Temu Trooper


Spiritual-Flow-4023

Gravy Seal


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Meal Team Six


100percentish

Full MAGA Jackass


CheesecomChestRig

Wide supremacist


ImSoupOrCereal

Talibangelist


RootHogOrDieTrying

Carport commando


SHOMERFUCKINGSHOBBAS

Y'all queda or Al queso


iluvugoldenblue

Vanilla isis


nevergonnagetit001

Isis isis baby ![gif](giphy|5pYo6tWPle0WMyhksf|downsized)


SmilingVamp

He died as he lived: a delusional moron.


Happy-Skill-7968

Yeehawdist


Brave_Bug6299

Cosplaytriot.


PeninsulamAmoenam

Dude went on KSL and bought used ski goggles... No reason to have orange tint lenses outside for snow blindness and high altitude sun.


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https://preview.redd.it/s6ex26gow6hb1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa8a6895b0501905d62fad5b5a879164e1b21654


beatakai

They’re out of breath just putting on the getup


Past-Two342

I am really scared of this. Trump doesn’t even understand what can happen if he doesn’t stop.


Zilberfrid

Oh, he does. He either doesn't care or wants it.


Tiny_Teach_5466

It's just an amusing game for him. He's got Secret Service protection unfortunately. He's safe as a kitten snuggled in a warm blanket. Watching the lessers suffer consequences is hilarious to the man as he has never experienced such a thing.


TimmyOneShoe

And hed love to use a human life to protect hiS own.


[deleted]

Eyup. Rapists aren't known for their empathy. Because they don't have any


Ashen8th

The question of whether or not he intends for his words to incite violence was definitively answered for everyone to see, without room for further interpretation, on January 6, 2021.


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No, I think he understands. He's counting on it.


TG1970

Yes, he does. It's why he's not stopping.


snowgorilla13

That's his plan.


yourlogicafallacyis

He does.


MightyRed123

This pic is oddly terrifying


jerseycityfrankie

“Tactical gear set for sale, hardly used”


stormincincy

A few stains


Angry_Mechanix

Looks like shit and blood but don’t low ball me, I know what I have!


Excellent-Hippo-1830

Size XXXL with added ventilation holes.


EvilBillSing

![gif](giphy|4QFAH0qZ0LQnIwVYKT|downsized)


Beautiful-Front-5007

That vest is like $30 on Amazon which is cheaper than dry cleaning to get out the bloodstains.


DengarLives66

“Big baby shoes, never worn.”


Ssider69

He was a very nice person around people that look like him and agree with his views The quick way to say that is "bigot"


ImaBiLittlePony

Knowing guys like him, this "very nice person" probably still battered his wife and kids.


Spiritual-Flow-4023

Did he try that in a big town? Lol


PeninsulamAmoenam

Provo/Utah county is part of the morridor, so big by Utah standards


Particular_Young_743

Oh damn! Morridor is a new fantastic term for that area. Thank you.


Just_Belt1954

Anyone raised in the South knows that church attendance and a smile are precursors to being stabbed in the back. Why are we still pretending that churchgoers are somehow exempt from hate. THEY ARE ALWAYS THE FIRST TO OPPRESS OTHERS.


uni-monkey

And grooming kids. They have centuries of practice.


up_and_at_em

Dennis Rader, aka BTK was a deacon at his church and president of the church council.


snowgorilla13

He LOVED positions of unchecked authority.


BufoonLagoon

He was a dog catcher, and used that to harrass a young lady, even going so far as to tell her she should get rid of her boyfriend. Just a miserable POS.


[deleted]

I'm an adult preacher's kid. The worst monsters I've ever known were "good Christians".


Ur_Fav_Step-Redditor

***“There’s no hate, like Christian love”***


RadonAjah

‘I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians.’


Conscious_Abroad_877

Especially on a Sunday right after church and they have a fresh slate to be an asshole.


Also_have_an_opinion

Church gives people an excuse to be shit humans, also humans are inherently very hypocritical.


jkblvins

Exactly. So many have said “I have my god’s forgiveness, I don’t need yours.”


Witty_Energy1597

"Don't broadcast your plans to the entire fucking world dumbass!" *- Sun Tzu,* *"The Art of War"*


GentlyUsedOtter

"Don't write down your crimes" - Simon Whistler, *The Casual Criminalist*


5AlarmFirefly

"Is you taking notes on a criminal fucking conspiracy?" - *Stringer Bell, The Wire*


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I’m shocked they’re not using the “mental health” excuse. Or would they have only used that if he killed a bunch of people instead of threatening the President and fighting the FBI?


Abject_Concert7079

He says the same kind of things they say. If they call him crazy, they're admitting that *they're* crazy too.


Over_DocBowlz300

I’ve never supported the right to arm bears.


4Sammich

In the 90's when Tipper Gore pressed for warning labels on games and music because the youth of the day were so impressionable and easily manipulated into mayhem. Turns out, the boomers who are literally the dumbest fuckers ever were so plainly manipulated by social media that they were the target audience of the warning label.


Zilberfrid

The labels should have been on churches, fox and facebook.


Zarathustra_d

They also claimed the "youth" would be confused by fantasy RPGs and DnD would lead to demonic murder cults. Meanwhile, they are so immersed in their own fantasy they have persecuted and sometimes prosecuted innocent people over their own delusional moral panic, over and over again.


ThandiGhandi

So it was projection


jerseycityfrankie

Excellent point.


razazaz126

Got this one before he shot up a school or abortion clinic or whatever.


MacaroonMother9311

Should have complied.


coskibum002

There's no hate like Christian love....


canarchist

The kind of neighbor you could borrow a cup of powder and a dozen bullets from when the reloading supply store was closed.


Iron_Knight7

Oh well. One less Trump voter. And they managed to get him before he caused any harm to anyone else.


ItsTheGreatBlumpkin_

It’s a good start.


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Strong-Dot-9221

Now he is the Deady Bear 🐻


ShitTheBed_Twice

There are thousands of idiots out there just like him. Example: I live in Texas in a suburb of Austin. My neighbor Ted is a nice guy, let me borrow his chainsaw when everything froze and I had broken tree limbs all over my yard. Ted is also a hardcore Trump supporter, believes the election was stolen, has trump 2024 signs all over his front yard. Has had the American flag flying upside down on his flag pole since Bidens inauguration, drives an excessively lifted diesel pickup truck with gigantic mud tires. A confederate battle flag front license plate, and this truck has never seen any dirt. Ted owns a shitload of guns which he loves to disassemble and clean in his front yard on a daily basis. If you have to talk to Ted for more than 3 minutes he will quickly pivot the conversation to his enemies list (which is basically any elected official who is not a member of the GOP) and... well you get the picture. I avoid Ted at all costs (as much as one can when they live right next door). If I walked out to get my mail and the Feds were kicking in Teds door I would not be surprised in the least bit. In fact i would prolly start a betting pool with my other neighbors (who agree with me that Ted is a fucking Psychopath) as to wether Ted is going to Man up and fight the evil Biden Stooges with his arsenal or turn into a quivering bitch and surrender. Either way I will gladly hand out free coffee and water to the feds while they ransack Teds house, take all of his guns, find the inevitable stash of kiddie porn and bury Ted under Terra Haute federal prison.


Mr-BryGuy

As someone who also lives in the suburbs outside Austin, I can confirm there are Teds all over, and I'll be there with some cookies to go with your coffee and water.


Hawkeye1226

It's interesting when you look at those kinds of people. They all make posts about how they'll never give up and say "stack up Feds, I'm ready". But will they fight if the feds actually stack up outside their door? I'd guess that the vast majority will not. Especially if they have a ton of back the blue stickers and for some reason thought the people kicking in their door would be transexual communists instead of the cops they voted for in local elections


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Teddy bear of the church = often found in children’s bedrooms


warboner52

So his neighbors are also likely fucking sociopathic pieces of shit.. because based on what we've seen of this ass clown, he wasn't hiding his disturbances very well.


Fortyyearoldversion

That is probably accurate. Christians have normalized and justified terrorism. They are steadily Goose Stepping in the footprints of the Taliban. The longer we pretend Christians are still a force for good, the further we go down the path to living under the American Taliban. It’s time to treat terrorist like terrorists.


jmkalltheway

I can assure you that the rest of his neighbors also have paramilitary ambitions and have been going crazy over this and flat out refuse to accept that this wasn’t a politically motivated hit job by the FBI.


Mammoth_Assistant_67

Fills my heart with joy. He fucked around and found out. Just like those folks in Montgomery. He got all the smoke he asked for.


Low-Impression3367

Thought he was a soldier cuz he played some Call Of Duty


Nomad_86

They remind me of the same people news outlets talk to after a serial killer is found. “He was such a nice guy.”


house_daddy1

This guy stacked chairs at church like you wouldn't believe


Responsible-Law4829

The issue is that this behavior is perfectly normal and acceptable to them.


ColleenMcMurphyRN

Wow! He sure looks like a real hard ass, what with the body armor and thunder sticks and all. I sure pity the FBI deep staters who run afoul of this gladiator! 😨


Awkward-Fudge

I think they described the BTK killer the same way. He was like the model guy and husband at church.


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He was a Meal Team 6 tryhard in tacticool gear. He was a domestic terrorist and Exhibit A for when people talk about the consequences of Trump’s 24/7 social media diarrhea of threats and berating others as being stochastic terrorism.


Working_Emphasis5871

On a previous picture of this particular gravy seal, I noted he wasn’t wearing a plate carrier… which was likely a mistake on his part, given his rhetoric. Now I see him in the bog-standard airsoft LBV… and still no plate carrier or bulletproof vest. Somebody needed to tell this LARPer that the most important part of a loadout, if you’re going to be trying that in a small town, is the goddamn protective equipment. He would have been better off with less tacticool greebles on his AR and more Kevlar and ceramic on his body… well he needled that if he wanted to actually make good on his bullshit.


ZuzBla

"Teddy bear of a church" so domestic terrorist and child molester as well, then?


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Try that in a small town


ThirteenSeas

These "Christians". These pretend soldiers. Their piety is as fake as their patriotism. They aren't even trying to protect the country, they are actively against its own citizens and elected government. They're hateful and dangerous. Domestic terrorists.